[ Me, Myself and I ]

我回来了

2020-07-24T17:35:00.005+08:00

天啊，看回我上一post原来已经有超过1年没有更新了!
最近想继续更新因为我觉得这里是最适合我讲废话的地方。

我是一个很喜欢读文章的人。但是又不是那种有墨水的文章，而是八卦新闻之类。哈哈哈哈
尤其是小三那些故事我最爱去读。想看女的有多高招，男的有多渣。or vice versa.

很奇怪的是，mco期间我很忙。现在我得空到天天要想干嘛。
想太多脑用太多了。
我突然想起以前的事情。不想还好，一想就没玩没了。
想到读college时期。

好了，到姐讲故事了纳！准备浪费几分钟呗！哈哈

想到以前读college。忙时很忙，Sem break又得空到鬼这样。忙就是忙assignment, presentation，考试然后还有，以前很喜欢参加那些小型选美之类的东西。尼玛天天要叫人家like这个那个又要投票。

唉，不好意思。还在想着故事要怎么开头。

就干脆说有一个女生突然信息我想交个朋友吧。我那时候确实很多人会一直inbox我的。当然吃着上叫他帮忙like and share。

我觉得我非常后知后觉。都过了7-8年了，我今天看回她的开头信息，我们聊天内容。我才发！现！原！来！她把我当第三者！

故事就要从那个男生说起。我印象中记得我以前他妈的是非常热情，很多话聊的小姐姐吧。认识不认识我都是哔哩吧啦的。跟那个男生应该好像有暧昧吧。然后还有约出来看戏。就那么一次吧？其实现在如果我去问回他们，我可以confirm没有人记得这件事情哈哈哈

那个要认识我的小姐姐很热情，天天找我聊天。还约我出来唱k走街。我真的以为是交朋友。哈哈哈哈，现在看回去才发现我真的是头猪。猪到不行。原来我跟那男生出来看戏的时候他们刚好分手，我其实也不知道男生的太多东西。哈哈哈哈哈。

女生天天找我聊天是在套料，想知道更多。我真的是猪投胎的吗?
她会跟我说男的有多恶心多没用之类的话。男的又会跟我解释回到底是怎么回事。

后来我知道他们是男女朋友过后，我才哎哟我的天啊，这男的是怎么回事。这女的很可怜。所以我就直接两边都不想理那么多了。就说你们吵架自己去解决，不要叫我传话。Omg?? 其实我到底做了什么？

又或者，8年后的今天我自己想太多了。以为这故事还有另一个版本。你就当作是吧哈哈哈
反正都没有人想知道。而且到最后也只是个故事。

想到那个女生我就觉得有点可怜。小小年纪要经历这些，还要看男朋友电话把我联系电话全给删除，拿男人的fb block掉我，然后又继续跟我聊天。

要是发生在我身上我应该会更疯狂。幸好那时我在读书，脑袋天天都忘记用。现在想回去我觉得自己很蠢。

今天我去看他们的profile，看到他们都有自己新的另一半。看起来都很幸福。

所以说像我这样没脑的人也是很幸福的，不会想太多太复杂。

以前多难熬都熬过来了，今天这小小事情已经弄不疼我了。

Sorry,我想不到有更好的结尾来end掉这么废的故事。

本来我心里的想法超多的，写出来就缩短了80%，写在这里嫌短，写在ig又嫌长。我真的醉了。

如果你以后还想继续看我写废故事，记得下面留个言，我没钱拿的，我只是想看有没有supporter.

敢敢说

2019-02-18T21:44:00.000+08:00

halo，大家好！是不是很久没有看到我写部落格废话咧？
看回最后的blogspot，竟然是2年前的2月。真的那么巧哦，今天突然想Update一下部落格。

以前写部落格是想跟同学朋友联络知道我都在干嘛。但是现在都在Instagram比较active。还需要什么部落格咧？哈哈哈都可以天天keep track我在忙什么了。

从去年开始，我就发现一些女生在情人节都会投诉没有花收，没有特别庆祝之类的。了解了情况下原来是女生自己说：不要浪费钱啦，不用庆祝啦！~ 所以男生听了过后都会：哦，他都这样讲了。就不用啦！ At the end，情人节自己生气自己不爽，然后男生都不知道什么事。哈哈哈

我问过男生，他们自己都说：女朋友讲不要我就没有做了啦。都不知道他生气什么？

女生就觉得：我讲到那么明，就没有意思了啦！

其实男生就是很直接的，No就是no，没有Maybe yes, maybe no or definitely yes。所以每次吵架他也100万不明白到底做错了什么。

可是女生的no，真的是: 我讲不要庆祝，你难道就真的不要？我的花呢？哇佬，今天真的stay at home? 女生的No, can be yes, or no, or a little yes, or maybe half? Im sorry, Im not sure if I really want it or not. If I say I want this, will it means Im materialistic?

去年圣诞节，我男朋友真的在家。他玩他电脑，我刷我手机。过后我就生气了，为什么圣诞节都在家躺着！早知道我约朋友出去玩。那时候我哭着说，我其实不在意有没有庆祝，我介意的是为什么你把圣诞节当没有一回事！

他满脸疑惑的就是，我真的不知道圣诞节是一回事，我也不知道你那么在意。我以前都是没怎么庆祝。

后来我生气的说New year eve我做工，你慢慢没有一回事吧！

到了New year eve，他全程陪着我做工。放工都已经过了12点，他说你要做什么你说，我都陪你。所以我就说不如我们走路去twin tower看散场是怎样的。平时他最讨厌去挤人多的地方都陪我了，反而是我自己走到累。

还记得前年情人节，我很狠的说了一句：我要是情人节没有花，你就死! 没有花也给点心意拿一块钱折爱心给我！对他来说，他以为女生在情人节都是要花很多钱，要fine dine要花要这个要那个。其实我看的也只是心意。要是你真的没有一回事，那就没意思了。所以那时候他看到有人卖10块一朵玫瑰，他也顺手买。因为我已经偷偷洗了他脑。

就连我生日，我是那种每年生日一定要吹蛋糕，一定要庆祝的。可是我男朋友做到的就是，我会在你生日那天请假，然后你自己想你要做什么！！！那时候我气到哭了，难道我生日我自己要订酒店自己去玩？就是要做什么自己做。那大佬，我要你来做么？我找朋友，让朋友准备，不是更好，我还需要你吗!!! 就这样他渐渐明白，原来每个节日都很重要，我每个节日都需要准备给她。然后我才慢慢发觉，原来一些人你不讲，他真的不会知道。原来需要调教的哈哈哈你要是没有讲，他真的傻傻几年都是这样。

所以我了解男生就是：他们真的不知道什么，你也不要去expect他知道你要什么。所以你要什么，说！做家务需要帮忙，说！不开心，说！不满意，说！情人节想收花，说! 不要Paiseh觉得不好意思要花，因为你不讲，他真的觉得你不要，过后每一年他都觉得不需要买花了。然后你就这样emo了几年。

累啦，总之自己男朋友有什么不好意思的。敢敢讲。

男生，好好了解这些女人心海底针。

Good night

P图别P太夸张

2017-02-19T13:49:00.000+08:00

有次看到一个很可爱女生的照片，不懂为什么发出来的那个女生说：以后有什么工作都不要请她因为真人和照片差很多，还很厉害放飞机。

重点是那女生照片真的还长得不错。看到她照片会有种想恋爱的感觉，想保护她的冲动。再看看她面子书发发的状态觉得还真的蛮可爱的。感觉萌萌哒。总是宝宝不开心，谁要陪宝宝？宝宝肚子饿饿了，谁要带宝宝去吃？啊啊啊啊啊，是不是有恋爱的感觉了？可以想象出了吗？

好了，重点来了呗！姐有一次竟然有这个荣幸见到这可爱的女神。好幸运哦！只能说要不是朋友跟我说：欸，她就是那个谁谁谁啊！我转身看过去的时候我的脑海里就一直重复着：oh my guanyinma are you serious? 我真的一直一直一直在思考着。

你懂你一开始上了天堂过后，看她真人你直接跌入18层地狱。那种无法形容的感觉，语言上我解释不来，就连写我也写不出，该怎么形容这感觉。

我先说好，我正常的时候都很害羞。所以当女神过来和我聊天时，我心跳停止了。我真的不知道我眼睛该看她哪里？？我该看她鼻子？嘴巴？眼睛？脸？头发？耳朵？身材？那画面太过惨不忍睹，看她眼睛，化了浓妆都还是无神。看她鼻子，打了鼻影也看得出她是完完全全没有鼻梁的。（靠我这样说话以后会有报应吗？）。看她嘴巴，没有，我真的很想打7她了。看她身材，哇说好的那苗条身材和修长的脚脚呢？

所以跟她聊天时，我是在按电话。我宁愿看着电话。我真的宁愿看电话! 也不敢对眼。我怕她看得出我心虚了。哈哈哈

我失望到一个level。修图修到这样，她还真的不怕有一天她不见了我拿她照片放寻人启事，估计三辈子都找不回了。RIP

没事，再跟她聊天。哇，说好的萌萌哒~宝宝很饿啊~是完全反方向。每个句子都好像要打架，还要那么多粗口。我心都碎了。你那女神的形象去哪了？

之前还没见过她时也有跟她在whatsapp聊过天，就已经感觉她怪怪的。先是跟我apply job过后放我飞机。好吧我忍！还要一大堆借口说我有事情啊什么之类的。Ok fine。后来再跟我apply另一份Job，才刚发那照片给我就问怎样？我被选中了吗？需要准备什么？哇靠，我是不用给老板选的咩？

不用紧，还问我有朋友也要做可以吗？

“可以，发照片给我就好。”

“我朋友现在很忙，你去信息她可以吗？”

“......................................”

我心里已经臭骂她十万八千九百二十二次了！到底是要我怎样！

好的，回来吧。我很坏，我还拿她照片给别人欣赏说这女生很漂亮的咧。看下看下突然觉得她很像蛇精男的妹妹。那大大的眼睛，高高的鼻子还有尖尖的下巴。其实我很心痛的是明明是四方脸为什么要P到这么尖？这样欺骗相信你的人真的好吗？你晚上睡得着吗？

我的脑海从此以后就一直重复着：

真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？
真的是同一个人吗？

所以宅男们不要太相信网络女神了，不要呆在家看人家照片，出来撞一撞她们。虽然我真的很想分享这女神的照片可是我怕得罪人。所以还是不要了。哈哈哈哈哈

我牺牲自己放自己的丑照哈哈哈哈

这样子p图真的很累

闺蜜之旅

2016-10-22T16:31:00.001+08:00

第一天到的时候全部都累死，除了睡还是睡。第二个原因就是外面雨下太大，根本就是很好睡。

到了晚上就精神点，应该都得了精神病。

这只是化妆准备出去吃个晚餐都要拍张照，然后顺便买酒

过后来个角色扮演再跟那个“我要代替月亮惩罚你”的“美少女战士”庆祝生日

说是要hangover trip结果全部还是累到心不在焉，四个人都喝不完一瓶就爬上床睡了。

第二天天还没亮就一直在下雨，说好的10点起身都变成了“下雨啦，继续睡啦！”。过后还是忍无可忍了，我们临时租了辆车。下雨也要跟着Plan继续走下去。

我们下着雨也去坐缆车，结果缆车是有够恐怖。幸运的是到了上面又停雨还要阳光普照。结果为了拍这脚脚的照，你可以想象让她们躺在刚下过雨的地上，脸正在对着太阳是有多辛苦吗？还要这么晒！都辛苦宝宝门了。

后来说好的抱着兔子合照结果全部得个‘看’字。

下一场就是爬山看瀑布。结果一下车就下雨！你TMD就只懂得下雨。所以我们买了性感雨衣继续爬。如果没有刚刚下过的那场雨，瀑布都不会这么漂亮。

很庆幸她们都是一班不止长得漂亮又性感身材又好的朋友，也是受得了苦的美女。上山下河过海都一次过。

闺蜜照

最后一个景点要扮傻，然后上灰机。

因为酒没喝完，灰机延迟，所以我们在机场里偷偷摸摸地喝。

Seriously it's not easy to have few best friends who are so pretty and sexy at the same time.

It's not easy to have someone who's able to go on short trip with you on weekdays when all the others are working their ass off.

It's not easy to have few bitches who are 'ALWAYS ON' when you need a vacation.

It's not easy to have friends who can drink so much and bottoms up with you anytime.

Looking forward for the next hangover beach bitches trip again.

亲爱的部落格之网卖

2016-09-28T21:54:00.001+08:00

亲爱的部落格你好！

还记得以前我总是很勤力的更新部落格，几乎是一个月三次。但现在我却是三个月才一次。

还记得我以前更新的原因是因为想跟中学同学继续的联络。虽然都不怎么聊天但她们都知道我一直以来都在忙什么。但是现连礼貌性的说嗨都懒惰了。

还记得以前更新部落格只是纯碎让我发泄，发泄还有发泄。但现在我只要一发泄别人又会说你看那八婆又在部落格骂人了。搞到我每次想更新，打了一大篇的字过后又删除完。

还记得以前更新只是想让某些人看到，结果才发现到人家根本都不会去看。

还记得以前更新真的只是自己讲自己爽的态度。而现在想更新的时候又怕得罪谁。又怕别人嘴多多的给意见说你要这样，这样才对。又或者说，你的部落格好闷，我没看完就关掉了。搞到我现在都不知道写什么好。

才发现到长大了，做什么都要处处为人着想。我现在写多几句都怕别人拿鞋子丢我。好害怕。所以我煎熬了几个月，每晚都在想，该怎么写，想到三更半夜，凌晨3点钟，都还在想。

后来我有了一个解决方法，那就是回到原点。

我想继续发泄了！

我好姐妹总是告诉我：做网卖的，无论顾客有多搞笑，你都要比他们还搞笑。千万不要把他们多搞笑的事情po上网。因为会搞到顾客都怕怕，不敢跟你买东西。而且也怕等下conversation被screen shot po上来。

所以每次我遇到很好笑的顾客，我都是向姐妹诉苦就没事了。就算在真的很生气的时候也是放很多很多很多很多很多的笑脸。或者选择迟三分钟才回复。所以其实做网卖还不错的，因为都不需要face to face面对顾客，而是电话。*淫笑的脸*

在网上买东西其实说可怕不可怕，说安全又不安全。买家怕卖家骗，可是你以为卖家就不怕买家骗咩？

我试过一个很搞笑的顾客。

话说那是一个风和日丽的早上。有个美女说她要买那件超级无敌好卖的泳衣，而，刚好那天是星期六。她也这么刚好从另一个银行汇款给我，还真的那么刚好她不是用instant transfer。她汇款过后还有screenshot我。我就很自然就没一回事了。所以我就说星期一我check了钱过了我再寄货给她。事情就这么简单。

终于星期一了，thanks god ! 我真的不懂那天我为什么不想起床，不想出去了。（任性的pattern出来了）。我很早起身因为迟的话邮政局会很多人。所以早起身又不想爬出床, 所以我就跟那美女说星期二再发货给他。她没回复我。我就想死了应该是生气了。我继续睡了，醒来再check银行户口hello，钱还没进。我又再次信息他hello，钱呢？木有的？过了很久, 她还是没回复。我无言了。我过后再特地用私人的面子书加她再信息她问hello?超级性感泳衣还要吗？hello? 还是没回复。我就再看我们的mutual friend然后再到处问，结果没有一个认识的。他们都是friend on facebook可是都没聊天。靠，这么奇怪。

印象中好像是这件，又好像不是。

后来我才发现到我是个番薯。人家很明显要骗我那一件性感的泳衣。还真的幸好我那天睡到不想醒的态度。不然我还真的傻傻相信她一定是进了。我直接发货给他就好啦！
那个screenshot拍她汇款的照我都还收着咧!

幸好，真的幸好。（狂笑）

泳衣说完说DIY tshirt吧。不过想问问：我现在这样写别人坏话会不好吗？我会被骂吗？别人会不敢跟我买东西吗？你看我又开始担心这些东西了。T_T

话说我网卖也是有卖DIY Tshirt。就是那种你加自己名字自己喜欢的号码的衣服。

看照片应该会比较明白吧。呵呵，顺便打下广告。虽然我全职卖泳衣，真的只是卖泳衣再把泳衣发扬光大。再卖tshirt赚外快。

好吧，讲重点了。

有一个真的很漂亮的女生跟我买。我stalk她profile觉得蛮漂亮的。好吧，我真的讲重点了。她跟我要了一件L size。本来我还开开心心的哇有生意了。等到她收到货的时候我真的是ya allah了。她跟我说她明明order L size，然后我给她的L size是大到好像xl size。然后我就慌了，人家才刚出来做就有这些问题。可是，我还是要很专业的问她衣服的label是L还是XL? 再叫她量给我看，如果是L size大到好像XL size那我就需要她寄回来给我，我再弄个对的给她。

很可怜的是，她measure给我拍的照片只看到她的measuring tape最尾的号码那一端却看不到前面。我就真的tmd相信那件衣服是大了。重点就是他没有拍整条衣服，我就只看到一半没有看一半。我就说好吧，真的大件了，寄回来给我吧!

过后她还说：如果换的话换M size给她，因为很大件。我就说L size自然换回L size给你。不能换M size。因为我也是帮工厂拿货，他们尺寸如果错了工厂会负责。那漂亮的顾客竟然回复我：那你跟工厂说L size换M size不是更好吗？你们都省下布料了。

我看了那封信息之后，我简直有怀孕的感觉：想吐又吐不出来。（没有，我还没怀过孕，那只是形容词）。然后我就忍！回复她说：等我收到你的衣服我再告诉你哦，中秋节快乐 ^^

她就问几时可以好之类的话，我就说你寄回来给我，我检查了，再做新的给他。我给了我店的地址。然后我就去新加坡几天找小鲜肉。她却偏偏在我不在店的那几天寄回给我。我心想，没关系。忍耐点。回去再check。现在要专心找小鲜肉。

好啦，好不容易从新加坡回来了。就问我朋友，oi，这几天有没有收到我顾客寄回来的衣服。我朋友很忙，所以她回答我的时候是很凶的样子说：没有！我怕怕了三下。就上网自己check tracking number看我的包裹跑去哪里了。结果很好笑，那tmd的衣服给人家Pick up了。我就亲自去Poslaju问。结果我在Poslaju几乎是要崩溃，要哭了。工作人员说被人家拿了，你再问问看你的顾客看有没有给错tracking number。我就马上立刻信息我的顾客。结果顾客冷到，说so? 地址写对，跟着你给的地址写的。你自己问看是不是你的staff自己去Pick up了。我说没有，我又没有请工人。她又回复我so? 我没有给错tracking number啊。

我浑身上下都觉得很冷。又不能对顾客无理。所以我就说：没关系我再问问看poslaju的员工再Update你哦。谢谢呀~~

然后我就用很可怜又想哭的样子问poslaju的staff可以给我Pick up了的那位小姐的电话号码？我想打给他问他为什么拿了我的衣服。他们说没有电话号码只有Ic number。我哭了，心痛死了。我就问怎么办怎么办。结果另一个很帅的员工就叫我给tracking number他帮我check。然后他就百忙抽空，后面排了很多人的时候，找了一大叠的纸一个一个帮我check。我尴尬到半死。结果找到那个资料就笑了。真的很好笑。你懂出了什么问题吗？

我的地址是3a, jalan什么什么的。顾客她很聪明她真的写3a，她写3a，她写3a。结果看起来像39。哇靠我直接晕掉。为什么不会写3A。Capital letter有那么难写吗？！难道她不懂to avoid mistake，最好是写capital letter吗？

结果寄去错的地址。我也笨到为什么要给她那个地址。朋友就说写3就好咯我帮你签收,hiao到死。poslaju说他们会回去那间39帮我拿回再送回给我。我真的第一次觉得Poslaju可以这么好。

我update顾客说问题出在哪里。他们看错地址。她又问我那衣服几时好？几时可以寄回给我？哇，我真的崩溃了。

好啦，终于到紧张的时刻了。我又等到星期一可以拿到我的衣服了。重要时刻来临了，我终于可以check那件衣服的尺寸了。

猜猜看到底是什么尺寸！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

我量了三次，因为很重要所以一定要量三次。我量了再拍照。结果尺寸是对的。我是对的我是对的我是对的。我发了照片给他说：尺寸对啊。哪里来的多一寸。

她的神回复我永远都记得。换个m size给我啊，反正我都寄回给你了。

哇！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！换条毛啊。你要我跟老板说什么？顾客L size觉得像XL size过后想换M size。结果L size是L size，她为了帮工厂省布想换个m size。

我崩溃了。我真的崩溃了。我一直提醒自己，for reputation purpose，真的不能骂顾客。我只是问她are you kidding me?????????????????

她还很理所当然的说那没关系，衣服寄回给我。她真的好像没有一回事。难道我真的做错了吗？

故事说完。虽然我不知道结尾该怎么结尾。所以只好用Kthanksbye! ：D

Short Getaway In Nature

2016-07-06T23:09:00.000+08:00

If you like the nature, jungle, river, waterfall and etc then this is the right place for you to check it out! It's funny that I'm born in Malaysia and this is the first time I visit National Park of Malaysia. Taman Negara!

When I tell my friend I went there they will be like, Gosh, what the hell you doing there? But trust me, if you like adventure, this is one of the best place !

We took like 4-5 hours journey and we were like so excited!

The road is nice, I dont know why but the road looks nice! hahaha

The view on the way to National Park is super awesome and my partner in crime actually pull over suddenly and said Oi, the view damn nice leh! Lets take picture!

Oh Gosh, the picture's quality drop !

This is my partner in crime. Trust me, she's awesome!

She kinda pull over when she realize we are near to our destination. So after all the photoshooting in the middle of road, we continue our journey. Then we reach in about 30 minutes and we had dinner at a place call "Restoran Terapung". It means floating restaurant. You kinda feel like eating on a boat because you're really floating. hahaha.

This is the view from our restaurant to the resort we gonna stay !

Yea, nobody tells me that we need to cross the river to the resort. Nobody! So it was so surprised and I'm so excited! :D

We stayed in a dorm on the first night because we reach kinda late. And it costs like RM 30/person.

The toilet in my dorm is full of moth, and insects. Feel like they are watching me while I'm showering lol.

And here goes my first day! The view from my dorm to cafe, to have breakfast OMG so hungry!

It supposed to be a good view with the river and the floating restaurant but I don't know everytime when I'm trying to take picture it ended up look like a construction side.

See the house with yellow roof there? Hahaha I was laughing because the house senget ! But my friend told me it's because of the flood like few years back? I don't know, the view is nice but too bad I cant swim OMG.

The only mini market they have here in my resort.

We are going out to explore places :3

Yea the RM1 boat ride, not even 1 minute to reach the opposite side lol

We got the nice weather! :3

Then we realize there's lots of homestay outside and I forgot to snap picture because they look funny. My friend was like: 这样也叫homestay啊？hahaha and then we saw chicken running around there.

After walking around and we got free ride back to the river. So lucky! We were sitting behind there like monkeys.

And then we check in to our chalet :D Yuhoooo~

It looks old from the outside, but inside is totally different :D Especially their toilet ! haha

Oh look at that bra !

Bilik aku :D Got aircond and water heater la dont worry hahaha

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My partner in crime walks so fast to lunch.

First day activity! OMG, we were just going to Orang Asli village but when we reach there we are all wet ! This is how they make all of us wet!

We were remind to keep all the phones in waterproof bags and we were told that everyone will get wet ! And I was like: wahlau, river only wor, you think big waves til all wet meh! Then when we reach there, I'm totally wet. My hair, my sports shoe even flood. Every steps I take, I feel the water squeeze out.

Orang Asli (aboriginal people) taught us how to blow. Oh, blowpipe. And taught us how to make.. oh Make fire without lighter or matches. Funny thing is I didn't know they can speak malay well! ahahahahaha and it's funny because of the way they scold their friend.

And they got no toilet so I have to pee in the nature with my partner in crime. And she still wants to take picture. HAHAHAHA.

Omg so many butterflies, are they gonna eat me?

Canopy walk was one of my favourite thing to do. I thought so. My friend told me that it's fun and he saw lots of girls always pull out because they think they can't make it. I don't have any ideas when he's saying this. I thought we gonna climb up a hill and it's very high and no network connection.

And when we are on the way there, I'm still texting, whatsapp in the jungle. And yea this is the canopy walk I've been waiting for so long. Not so high from the beginning.

You have to walk alone. All by yourself with a distance with human infront/behind you.

It started to become scary because it's bouncy and you're really all alone.

楼梯也吓死人。

We camp and cook outside. Omg I cannot accept. But beside my tent got lengzai HAHAHA

All the way from German.

Sleep with 5 million of stars hotel instead of 5 stars hotel :D

It's scary at night when you're all alone and everyone is out for a walk hahaha

And yea that's it! I'm turning into lazy mode soon.

These are some of the activities to do over there! I think I wanna challenge that AIR TERJUN 4 TINGKAT. Anyone? :D hahaha

I had a magnum icecream with that view before I left. Gonna miss here. All the mosquitoes bite and hotness overload. Bye~

那一天

2016-03-19T13:29:00.001+08:00

终于一百天了，我在这一百天里都没有穿红色。

我总算挨过了这没有红色的一百天。

一百天前，我在香港的海洋公园等看海豚跳水。突然我的好朋友打来说：丽琪，你爸爸过世了。我第一句就问他：点算啊？我要现在回去还是等到我预期要回的日期才回？

我爸爸第一次心脏病的时候我刚好在澳洲。那时候我很天真的想，爸爸一定不会要我特地花钱回去的。那时候真的幸好，他昏迷了几天醒来了。三年后他心脏病竟然醒不来了。开玩笑真的很刺激。

所以我买了第二天最早的飞机回去，最早。可是到了太平已经是晚上了。是晚上你知道吗？我早上4点发了个恶梦睡不着就干脆去机场等8点的飞机。几个小时的飞机，飞机场去吉隆坡再从吉隆坡回太平。早上8点飞机咧！我到太平竟然是晚上11点。11点。11点。因为很迟了所以我要重复3次！我却用了这么久的时间才到。也是最后一个孩子到。你看我多tor sui ka。

终于赶到家，很不习惯。那客厅本来摆满家私现在只剩一副棺材。上香之后，我直接走进房间换衣服。很可笑，我头发那时候染这么红，鞋子红色，手表红色，连内裤也刚好穿红色。突然觉得自己怎么那么多红色。更可笑的是我月经也在隔一天来，我真的红到不行。早不来迟不来偏偏这个时候来。真的玩耶！真的tor sui ka level 99！

妈妈走进房间问我，你不要看你爸爸吗？我上香过后看都不看就走进房间。我不敢看。我会怕那个样子会一辈子在我脑海里。就好像婆婆在我六岁去世的时候我到今天都还记得婆婆躺着睡觉的样子。那时候我个子很小，是我爸爸把我抱起来让我看，爸爸还说你看，婆婆好像在睡觉罢了。

守灵的那几天我都会想起以前跟爸爸去坐椰(广东话)。那时候我问爸爸什么是坐椰。他跟我解释道:在那边你会看到他们每个人都坐在一粒椰子上。靠,那时候我还心想什么event那么可爱要坐在椰子上! KNN 一去到那边一粒椰子都没有就算了,还恐怖到有棺材。可以想象我小时候那小小心灵被他欺骗了吗! 所以说这就是仙家王。到那边他反到问回我奇怪问题。不知道人死了之后去哪里。现在那个死者会在哪里。会不会在他家人旁边拼命讲话可是没有人听到。bbq的时候不知道死者会不会觉得给火烧会热咧。那时候我很想笑。到爸爸去世的时候，其实我很想问他，那你现在这些问题你得到答案了吗？

六岁婆婆去世的时候我哭得很惨。这次，那守灵的五天直到他bbq的时候我都没有哭。（其实bbq=火葬，我爸爸教的）反而哥哥弟弟他们都笑不停。真的。我们一直在笑。可能都遗传爸爸，在认真的场合都不会认真。结果我们笑得太过分，亲戚就说你们不要笑这样大声。很多外人在的咧，认真点。装一点哭样给别人看。

我表哥说你们现在是笑到这样。我就等着看你们最后一天哭到花面猫一样! 可是他错了，他还是看我们笑到夸张。还影响到其他人一起大笑。你看我哥哥他们夸张没有？By the way，我有三个哥哥两个弟弟。算是大家庭吧，所以一个玩笑我们一笑就很明显大声了。

这一百天里，都没有什么不一样。吃照吃睡照睡玩照玩。

只是有时还真的不习惯就是，原来他就这样走了。我会好奇他到底会不会有什么东西要说。

真的真的就这样走了。以前每个月他都会打给我。以前我还说过我赚多点钱会带他去香港玩（结果我自己去玩）。以前我还想说搬回去太平长住过退休日子了。以前我还想说把赚到的钱都给他花。以前还想说带他去海边玩。

以前叫他老爸的时候都会想，如果爸爸真的老的话怎么办？很习惯的叫老爸老爸！结果这么年轻就走掉。这么赶时间咩？我都还没结婚生孩子。以前我还想说我要早一点结婚，快点生孩子给他抱孙子。可惜自己太爱飞，连男朋友都没有。

以前在外面受委屈，我会哭着打电话去诉苦。以前在外面看到喜欢的东西打电话给他他就会汇钱给我去买。真的是很久以前! 我现在都几岁了。也确实有太多的回不去的以前。

我也承认长大后我都没那么依赖他了,他打电话来我都不接。很tor sui ka吧! 现在几希望他可以打给我。你说人是不是犯贱到一个level?

现在好像什么都做不到了，他真的去世了。来到那熟悉的路口,那条他带我走没有人会走的秘密小路。来到家门口的那蓝色篱笆,却永远都看不到他的影子了。回去也看不到他在家里走来走去,看不到他习惯性每天早上买一份报纸坐在沙发上读。读读下总是会睡着。醒来第一句都会问几点了! 哇,我这样也可以睡着。这些好像都刚刚发生一样。可惜原来我们现实生活真的很像电影里一样，人真的会死。你要孝顺，你要找他吹水，你要看看他都没有机会了。

看着他平时穿的衣服都在衣橱里，他平时用的牙刷，他生前穿的拖鞋，他生前跑回来那一大堆的马拉松奖牌, 还有他生前最爱的手表那种感觉真的很奇怪。会觉得他好像还在家，只是刚好出去外面喝茶吃东西。真的! 刚开始真的不习惯。觉得他就在外面还没回来而已。

爸爸头七，回魂夜我都很兴奋。因为我会期待他会怎样玩我们。可惜啊~ 那一个晚上什么都没发生。原来戏里的回魂夜骗人的。以前折金纸银纸给公公婆婆都玩一通笑一通然后说不知道死着会不会收到，烧iphone下去不懂有没有。现在折的金纸银纸是给爸爸，那种感觉难免也太奇怪了吧。

我爸爸去世的时候我没有跟任何人提起。就只是身边那几个傻海朋友。或者刚好找我聊天的朋友。也不想给别人觉得我像在装可怜，死老豆大晒这样。这一百天里我不是很想去提起，他就像一个不能触碰的事实。已经被我埋没了的事实。朋友都有打来问我还好吗，其实我没什么。只是奇怪我爸爸不见了。你有看到吗?

我一个人时很多时候我对自己说 Hello，你最爱的爸爸去世咧（如果你有看我之前的post，我有写我爸爸的废故事的) OH，回来。我对自己说： Hello，你爸爸去世咧。你好歹在家也哭一下吧。可是如果你了解的话，你是哭不出。连哭的力气都没有，而且也很懒惰去哭。

那天想说得空用google street view看看这个家,却无意间发现了他。

看回时我笑了,我好奇他那天是在干嘛,好奇他那时候打算做什么,是准备出门还是刚回家。很好笑。现在才来好奇! 很好笑吧！看他几可爱！

这post其实没有任何博同情的成分，只是想说你不懂你身边的人几时会走。很多东西你真的估唔到。想做的就快点去做。更珍惜你身边的人。得空打个电话say hello废一下。真的我没有骗你，以前总是看到别人写什么珍惜眼前人啦什么之类的话，都是看过就算。现在这句话真的apply on me。得空回家看看父母吧，多点陪他们。虽然他们很烦，废话很多，sibeh唠叨可是你可以陪他们的时间不多，挨下去吧。不然以后你只能用两个银币跟他们沟通了。

偶尔走街看到什么都会不经意的想起他，经过什么地方都觉得他来过的，然后会想：你真的不会回来了吗？

真的，就这样而已。放心，我没事。已经过去了。

得空去我的page看看我 :D

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旅行久了

2016-01-10T11:58:00.001+08:00

我记性不好因为我很懒惰记东西，又懒惰写下来所以每次都东忘西忘。记得去年我整年都好像pack luggage了又unpack luggage。

所以旅行久了，我每去一个国家已经

不想拍旅客照

不是很想拍很typical旅客的照，每次想拍些搞怪白痴照留着。然后把正常的旅客照Po上网装到一副macam yes的样子。

去了才爱上那国家

记得去年我特地报名学韩语，老师第一堂课就问你们为什么要学韩语。有一个学生就回答她很喜欢韩国的文化，啦啦啦什么的。其实我一直对韩国没什么好感，学韩语也是因为我想赚多点钱！哈哈哈。后来我因为某些原因我也去了韩国（不是整容好吗！！），我只能说我爱上那边了。很多事情你要亲自体验了，看过了才可以下结论。

想说，韩国人多数都不会英文。要是你真的想去的话，要有心理准备。因为你可以亲自了解什么是"鸡同鸭讲"的情景了。

每次都focus错地方的相机！

发死呆

我真的已经懒惰到一个level了。每次去旅行我很想找间咖啡店，坐在那边几个小时。就真的一个人坐在那边想想我的未来！哈哈哈哈　坐在角落看别人聊天，偷听他们讲什么，偷看他们的唇语然后自己偷笑。旅行本来就应该放松一点，所以这样过一天我也爽。

总是最后一分钟才收拾行李

真的最后一分钟的。下午５点飞机，我中午１２点收拾然后匆匆赶去机场。我说过了我记性不好。有一次我一直提醒自己不要漏东西不要漏东西，结果很厉害我一出门时竟然忘了拿行李。还有一次朋友一直提醒我那个国家很冷很冷，叫我记得要拿适合的衣服去。结果我提醒自己要带长裤长裤。很好，去到那边我行李大概有６条长裤。猜我带漏了什么？

我一件上衣都没带到！！！！就刚好只有那件穿着去的背心。我还记得那个早上我翻了我的行李很多次很多次，然后自己在那边傻笑。我真的忘记带上衣。可是竟然记得我的泳衣。结果朋友都说我卖泳衣卖到傻了。

所以不要最后一分钟好吗！！　

不想早起

有时候我都睡到自然醒，感觉自己很欠打。因为睡迟没有虫吃了。有一些国家很早就关店了，那时候你真的要吃自己了。观光地点在还没天黑就已经tutup，漂亮的地方也关灯了。你说你看毛啊！所以一个旅程，你只需要１或２天去睡死，其他的麻烦调闹钟早点醒。

不然就住久一点，更多时间游荡。

不想计划

我很喜欢procrastinate, 没有最后一分钟我都不会去做research。尤其是跟朋友的时候我什么都随便随便随便。朋友应该都很讨厌我吧。酒店我都最后一分钟才看，有时甚至不订，去了那边才看。不过要看你行李大不大啦，如果很大你还要像我在街上游荡的找地方睡咩。肯定给朋友打死。但是要是是我一个人去，我可以更随便，只是随便上网看哪里漂亮，哪里可以搭车去就settle了。迷路了再问人，不然就自己对着地图发老久的呆。

很专心看图的时候 XD

不过其实我真的不是很喜欢planning，因为你去到那边才发现到你老早Plan好的东西却不能做。比如说下雨啊你去不到要delay，不然刚好大风吹，不然你没发现到那个地方今天没开，去到那边你才傻眼。你又要从新计划过，随机应变。

觉得世界很大，自己很渺小

有时坐地铁，我都会想这里有92349752个人上车也有394759374293个人下车，到了下一站又有这么多人上，这么多人下。我的前面也有一辆地铁也有那么多人上，那么多人下车。感觉人好多，每个人都有自己的故事。我会很想去理解他们过着什么样的生活。就算好的坏的我们都还一样活着。

住进那种backpacker hostel，跟不同国家的人睡，我又会觉得我们竟然travel十万八千里来到同一个国家，来到同一个城市，住进同一间hostel，也刚好睡在同一个房间。一个房间又那么多人，每个人都不同国家，又有很多故事。

去到海边，跳进海里，海很深，深不见底但是却很多鱼。我又会想这里我看到那么多鱼，可是它们却是大海里只占据了那么一小部分。每条鱼又有自己的故事。其实鱼又是过着怎样的一个生活。哈哈哈哈哈哈

所以很多时候我都觉得自己的问题根本就不是问题。Just enjoy life!

不要相信电视机，朋友或者网上说的东西

我记得我还没去香港的时候，朋友说她在店里看了没买东西被骂说不买就不要看。我也听说我朋友去吃东西叫他们介绍吃什么也被骂，想太久也被骂，坐太久也被骂，坐巴士也被骂，问路也被骂。所以当我一下飞机时，我脸色就变了。我跟朋友说我很后悔来香港咧！（可是也是我自己说要来香港的，哈哈哈哈）我还说你看她没有排队还要推９我。

我搭巴士的时候我已经做好心理准备被司机骂了，我问司机一个很白痴的问题。我问了他多少钱，那边明明有写多少钱了。我问了之后自己也心虚，结果司机很礼貌的回答我多少钱，去哪里找零钱来付。

我去餐厅吃东西，也是有心理准备被骂。结果里面的店员都超好人的。因为我order了又想加东西我又不敢叫他们怕麻烦，店员看我东张西望就自己问我要咩啊小姐。然后我点了之后他还会跟我说这里是比较出名这食物，热的比较好吃。结果我们两个女生吃了整百块马币的一餐。只能说真的好好吃！！！　

到另一个比较出名的餐厅，你知道啦，出名的地方更容易被骂。我们进去了就直接坐下来了，但是还是Pattern一下说要换位子坐换个风水位，又怕被骂。不过还是问了可不可以换位子坐。那店员就说某人你麦坐咯～我开心到小小声的说哇，好感动啊！！结果那店员听到就有回答我说感动就嫁给我啦。哈哈哈哈　然后也一直很好人的问我们要吃什么点什么　根本就没有想骂人的样子。好开心哦　害我怕了这么久　哈哈哈　

去买东西的时候，我们只是随便逛一间sasa店，结果有salesgirl跟着，我又开始怕了。等下看了没买会不会也被骂不买就不要看。salesgirl过后跟着我的朋友，后来我听到她说了一句：不要买没关系啊，可以试试这个的。然后还会闲聊说你们哪里来啊之类的。走出店后我跟朋友都不约而同的说那个salesgirl怎么那么好那么有礼貌！！！两条水就自己在那边开心。

所以听朋友说，看网上人家写香港人有多没礼貌不是信不过。只是每个人的遭遇都不同。重点是face problem　哈哈哈哈哈　还是那句去了才下结论。　

很想知道他们的文化

你去了才很想了解他们的文化，其实我对很多个国家都没有认识。是完全没有，只是偶尔看机票便宜就订了。没有人会特地去google search那国家的历史是怎样的好吗！去了你会觉得eh?为什么他们会这样？为什么他们都有这种习惯？很多东西网上是找不到的，你一定要亲自去了看了体验了问问当地人才有答案。我在韩国觉得很奇怪的是为什么我到处都见到有人在刷牙！！为什么那么帅的男生都在路边随地吐口水？你可以看到地上很多口水的其实哈哈哈哈哈。还有为什么他们都那么那么那么那么的尊敬比他们老的人！！

所以我都很故意的找帅一点的男生来问，wae wae wae oppa <3 p="">
不想去旅客会去的地方

有一次在民宿跟其他房客闲聊，就有提到都去哪里玩了。我说到了一个地方，她回答我说：哦！那边啊，我每次去都看到好多中国人哦。那时候我就觉得，去每个旅客都去的地方，我只是拍张照，做个纪念，留下几条脚毛就没一回事了。

其实要是想真正了解一个地方，我会选一些没有人知道或想去的地方，我会想认识一下当地人，问他们通常去哪里消遣。那种地方才是最漂亮最原始最没有人的地方！我本身出身在一个小地方，所以来到KL我会觉得少了些东西。就比如你要是来我家乡，我带你去waterfall，带你爬山，游泳跑步，在山顶过夜。其实小地方，没什么人才是最好玩。

所以我到外国我会想这样玩。

想一个人

其实我没有不喜欢跟朋友去旅行，只是跟朋友去的话会比较难认识新朋友。因为总是堆在一起。我试过丢下我朋友一个人在民宿自己去找那边的朋友玩（我那个朋友其实很怕一个人的我也不知道为什么哈哈哈哈）但是她又不想打扰我。所以我怕她一个人会怕，我只出去２个小时就买了一堆饮料回来在房间陪她聊天。

我也试过介绍我的朋友给对方认识一起去玩。中间人其实很尴尬的。因为等下他们不小心吵架我就死了。

我也试过丢下另一个朋友在民宿然后说我想下去下面的咖啡店喝咖啡。然后我有问她要不要一起去。可是她已经换好衣服躺在床上很舒服的按电话了。其实我是故意等她洗了澡才说我想下去那咖啡店喝热巧克力欣赏一下风景。因为我真的每次出国都很想坐着想东西写东西。可是都被朋友冠上emo queen的名称。不是这样的好吗？？平时很懒惰写东西，所以偶尔想故意找借口给自己坐下来写下自己要记录的东西。不然我很快就会忘记，真的很快很快。

不喜欢买手信

因为我懂我花了钱买来送给人，他们都会丢了不然就被放在房间某个角落，不然就忘了有这东西存在。所以啊，买什么买啦。随便给他们一条毛就可以了。要是真的有心要买给比较重要的人，我会特地买在那边才买到的东西，或者食物。最起码这里买不到吃不到。

Spontaneous

我很随便，今天想这样就这样，明天要那样就那样。Don't plan, let's just be spontaneous. If you don't know how to go that place, ask those people around you. Talk to strangers, don't rely on your phone. Stop facing your phone when you're on vacation! Go and get to know people around you. And get a bf as well.　

其实我骗你的，我是到了完全不知道怎么去那个地方的时候才舍得开口问人。哈哈哈哈

进一步了解跟你旅行的那个朋友

真的，去旅行真的可以了解你的朋友。你会发现到平时的她很粗鲁没礼貌，到了外国她就像个妈妈一样的保护你。你会发现平时对你很好很照顾你的朋友，到了外国却是很自私什么都只为自己着想。

那我要找男朋友的话也要跟他去旅行先，要是他都没什么怪癖还是坏的一面，我就直接跟他求婚了。

如果你梦想成为富婆，请你去旅行。你会恨不得把名牌包交易成下一趟旅程，你会发现物质的享受是短暂且空虚的。

Travel while you're young and able. Don't worry about the money, just make it work. Experience is far more valuable than money ever be.
　
Good night :)

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What I've Been Busying

2015-10-19T18:10:00.002+08:00

I always want to update my blog but recently I got no idea what to write about. Usually the idea comes out before I sleep or when Im insomnia. But I've been so busy all the time and I fall asleep so fast everytime I get on my bed. I got no time to think what to update in my blog.

So, let's just have a random post.

I always want to have an alone time for myself but I don't know why I don't get the chance to do so. Sounds like lansi-ing right? HAHA. I went to Thailand early of this October planning to have an alone time to do my own shopping because from that I got more time to think about random stuffs. So I bought flight ticket few days earlier and caught a bus to the airport super early and sat there do nothing. Then what the hell, I saw my Australian friend at the airport, he's flying to Melbourne and our boarding time are the same. Luckily we managed to catch up for a bit.When I finally think I can hop on the flight and get some rest, OMG, there are whole bunch of guys sitting the same row to me keep talking to me. Let's just forget about the alone time.

Finally when I reached Thailand I was like so freaking tired and it's raining and I got the serious headache ever in the world. I fucked up at the first day because my taxi driver cant find where's my hostel located. I actually haven't booked any places to stay. I was randomly booked a flight ticket and decided to fly few days later then I planned to get a hostel when I reached there. But the worst part is it was raining and I have to carry such a big luggage walking on the street alone. My taxi driver did his best to find for me but he failed and he can't speak english. Then I randomly went to a hostel I saw on trip advisor before and checked in. Then I thought I could start shopping but it's still raining and I just ended up da bao some foods from 7-11 and there goes my first day in Thailand.

The next day when I woke up I was like: YES LET'S DO SOME SHOPPING! I was so busy the whole morning spending my money HAHAHAHAHA. Then I already have a plan what to do in the afternoon and the evening. When I back to my backpack hostel, OMG I bump into one of my friend from Malaysia. I wasn't sure it was her so I text her on fb and we were like WTF this is so funny! Then we started to chitchat in the cafe! OMG. Then she introduce one of her friend to me and I got no time to be alone for the rest of my day.

Then the next day before my friend leaving to malaysia, I breakfast with her because she's unhappy with some stuff then after she left I was like hohohoho, my time to be alone. So i dabao my foods from 7-11 and my favourite beers!

This is basically what I like to do. I don't really drink alcohol because I never like the bitterness of the drinks. But this! is! my! favourite! because it taste really like raspberry! I love to sit beside the window and drink and then yea start thinking about my future. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! That's the favourite moment I had in the solo trip in thailand. But trust me, 1 hour later, one of my roomate came back and she asked me to go shopping with her and I was like: Why not? I still have to get something! Then I spent the whole day shopping with her. It's exhausted wei !

See, I really want to stay alone. During the night I thought I could finally rest early after a long day shopping. But I ended up hangout with the 2 roomate til 3am! OMGGGGG.

Had so much fun with these 2 fellows on that night! HAHAHAHA.

So here goes my failed plan of staying alone. When I'm finally back to KL, I got no idea how I got so busy until today. I've been hanging out with friends, like 1 day 3 dates. Meet my friends to pass them bikinis like 1 day to meet 3 girls. Then friend from oversea came over to visit. Then go to post office to post my bikinissss. Then part time job sometime.

And then have to spend some time with my bitches or else they will get upset. Plan some trips for a short vacation. Thinking how to sell more bikinis. Reply customers' messages. It's funny when I ended up become friends with those customers. Chatting like crazy bitches even we don't know each other. Busying photoshoot for my bikinis as well.

Then I kinda busy with organizing bikini shooting. Welcome to join anyway!

Here's the link: Bikini Shooting

Ahhhhh! Everything are kind of things that I love to do!!!

And I kinda enjoy busying life like this :3

This is a random post after a long time. I just want to stay active so that they know I'm still alive.

These 2 are my hot selling bikinis!! Check it out :D

K thanks bye!

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Things Your Ex Said and How You Respond

2015-09-07T14:38:00.001+08:00

Finally I'm free from everything and sit in front of my laptop to bullshit! Today, we are going to talk about what sohai said and how you react with it. Let's do this!

No, we are just friend

Duh, a friend who you will say I miss you all the time. A friend who you will say I want to hug you. Why don't get a friend who will pay you every month? Yea, you guys were friends few days ago and couple few days later yea? Nice one dude, nice play!

You're too good but this has to come to an end

Did you just say an ANT??

Oh, I'm just fucking with you. You just said end hor.

Seriously? I'm way too good way too awesome and this make you go for another girl? Are you fucking kidding me? Is not april fool though. I'm not a 3 years old kid either.

I'M SOOOOOO GOOD. *rolls my eyes til the back of my brain and smirk*

Gooooood ! Sooooo fucking goooood !

You're too good and I just don't deserve

Fuck yea finally you realize you don't deserve the best, you deserve the worst one! Opps. I didn't know you like a rotten apple than a good apple. Probably because good apples are poisonous and you can't handle it.

Don't deserve then don't waste my time. Go home and play with your rotten apple.

I'm sorry

Sorry for? Can you be specifically tell me what you're apologizing for? Sorry for falling for others? Sorry for you think you gonna hurt me? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Did you just say sorry?

No, don't be. I am the one who should feel sorry for both of you anyway. I should have left earlier so you can start earlier. I feel like I'm the one who dragging both of you. Yea, I'm serious.

Anyway, thanks to her for taking away this SOTB from me. You don't know how much I feel thankful!

Go bitch Go!

Hope I don't regret with this decision

OMG, please don't feel regret. You're doing the right choice! You have to go for something you like! Mad, are you kidding me? I'll be like Adele singing, "I wish nothing but the best for you~"

Okay, if you finally feeling regret, you can always come back to me. I promise I'll be there for you, punch you in the face and say THIS IS WHAT YOU GET IF YOU MESSED WITH ME.

We can still be friend

Yea of course but not after we have the cheating game on. You just said I'm too good. And you don't even deserve a good friend like me. So, please. Go back to your new gf and stay with her.

Let's still come out YamCha

Yamcha? You mean I'm allowed to splash the tea on your face? That would be fun. Oh, you mean we come out yamcha with your gf and I come out with my bf and then we can talk about what we did together before so both of them get jealous?

Oh, you mean just me n you come out yamcha? So you can go back and tell your gf you just have a drink with your ex? Is that what you want?

I'm okay though, as long as your gf approved your leave. Or, oh I know, you probably gonna tell a lies that you're hanging out with your old mates. Gotcha.

I'll still be around when you need me

Gosh, you still want to haunt my life? Please don't because obviously I don't need you. Your gf needs you but not me. I'm not a cleaner, I don't clean this shits and I don't need this piece of shits.

Maybe, probably, generally, possibility just in case I'll need you in my financial problem? Then you're welcome to help. But that will be like 0.00000001%.

I won't forget you

Please just move on and forget about me please please please. You wouldn't want to think of me when you're with your gf. You wouldn't want to think of me when I fart so smelly in front of you and your gf is like an angel who doesn't fart or shit like the Kim Jong Un in the movie of "The Interview".

This time I won't be like Adele singing: I wish nothing but the best for you too. Don't forget me, I beg.

Just move on !

Keep In Touch

Oh my guan yin ma, you mean keep in TOUCH as in you still can touch me? You still have the permission to hold my hand? To hug me? Hell no, please don't touch any single of my hairs!

AH sorry, you mean keep in touch as in texting each other yea? The problem is what we gonna talk about? The weather is hazy? Those hairs I left in your room? How you kiss your new girl?

Oh, none of the above? Then we got nothing to talk about.

Leave this, this and this for me as memories yea?

Aww so sweet of you. Of course of course. You can have it. So you can show to your gf that I left this for you because my god great grand pa taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. If you know what I really mean. *Fucking evil grin*

Yea and guess what? I have something for you too. Please allow me to slam you with chairs, punch you in the face as well so you can keep those bruises as your memories and show it to everybody. I have the best memories ever in the world for you! See how much I care about you.

I can be your listener when you're unhappy

Did you just say unhappy? Really? I can tell you when I feel bad sometime? So you can sit back with popcorn and coke to see the show? No way buddy. But you can tell me if you're feeling unhappy in your work, your life, your dog, your gf, your slippers, your car.

But let me know, so I can get a popcorn and coke and get ready to laugh.

How are you?

No no no, not this question. You don't want to know about it. If you really want to know about the answer. I have the longest essay ever in the world to describe.

I'm like Angelina Jolie who got her wing back in Maleficent. Can you imagine how syok is it to have the wings back?

p/s: This is not a post meant to hate me, we don't use the word HATE, we use bo syok. I'm not talking about you either, please don't follow the numbers and sit ha! If I offence anyone in this post, I apologize sincerely because you know idgaf.

And don't worry, I only being so mean in my blog than in my real life. So don't scare don't scare. I'm just a keyboard warrior.

p/s number 2: It does not apply to everyone because I still sometime hangout, yamcha and chatting with my exes. It's all good HAHAHAHAHA.

Thank you and have a nice day :D

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What Freelancers Usually Have

2015-08-18T11:27:00.002+08:00

Birkenstock

I don't know why but most of those famous freelancers usually have a pair of birkenstock. Like 7 out of 10 actually have it! When I ask them why do you spend a RM300 to a sandal? They give me no answer. I asked if it's comfortable and they only say so so lo. Then why tell me why?

When I'm walking in a mall and I see girls who wear birkenstock, I naturally judge them as OH THESE GIRLS MUST BE A FREELANCERS AS WELL!

p/s: One of my friend saw my blog and she said: Geo (she's kind of girl who is too lazy to call my name), I saw your blog and what you wrote is so damn right! But hor, I have to tell you Birkenstock really comfortable.

Then we walked pass birkenstock and we went in and I tried one of it and I was like: WTF, is true!!!! Damn comfortable. So, what she said to me was: We work til so hard, always wear high heels and torture our legs. We need to pamper ourselves also.

Conclusion is I spend the fucking Rm300 on a sandal also. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pandora

I never know how expensive these things could be until one day I was ordered by my friends to buy birthday present for a girl. So I was walking around the mall thinking what girls nowadays are crazy about til I come to this shop. I have budget in getting the present, so the moment when I walk in Pandora I was like, wtf is these? Knn, this also costs RM500? Seriously? The small charm also RM200? Wahlau eh !

Until one day the article posted up saying pandora does not worth the price, then I don't see girls wearing it anymore. Why they are so crazy about it at the first place? Tell me why!

Tr/Zr

Please don't call yourself a freelancer if you don't have a tr/zr. No, I'm just kidding. I don't have one either. But I have to be honest that these things really create a lot of girl god on the internet. The pictures that you snap using tr/zr can cheat die your billion trillion of fans! Is fucking true.

My advice is, if you want to boost your followers in your instagram, buy a Tr/zr and selfie everyday. Confirm everyday got new followers d. CONFIRM!

Random names on the phone

Just because we don't know their name when we trying to apply jobs and also because we need to save that fellow number to whatsapp them. So we usually ended up coming with lots of weird name in our phone. I remember I saved those girls' name as halloween, ipoh, replacement, sungaiwang, bikini, outstation.

One day when I scroll back and I started to wonder what the hell with all these names,

Mouth

I realize they have one mouth and two ears but they only make use of their mouth more than their ears. They talk more than they listen. Is really funny when they ask me question and I answer and they didn't hear it and they keep talking. Why do you ask when you're not listening and you only want to tell me your answer? Why?

God created us with 2 ears so we can listen but why? When I think back I worked with a girl before and she keeps talking and when I answer she's not even listening and she keeps talking telling me about her stuff and I started to check my watch to see how many hours do I need to listen this speech. Is really torturing when there is only one way communication. I have to face her 4 days, 8 hours/day, 480minutes, 28800 seconds! x4 days. WAHLAOEH!

Souvenirs

You can't imagine how many souvenirs and free gifts we get in every different kind of jobs. Free cups, free pen, free notebook, free cap, free bears, free keychain, free free free. I don't know why I get it and it actually waste of spaces in my home. But free wor! Just take it!

You will see many other people are so crazy about free stuff in the event and you just feel like grab one just because... well.

Beautiful Nails

They usually have beautiful and long nails! I don't know why but most of them just do! Why am I calling them a them when I'm one of them? lol

Strong Legs and strong hearts

We can wear high heels and stand so many hours! You say yeng mou?! For me is like: Nah I get used to it already. But when people came to us and start to ask how the hell can we stand the pain for so many hours, then only I realize WAH, yao hai wor. No matter how pain it is we don't give up!

Tag

We have lots of lots of these! But I threw away most of it because I don't know what to do with them. These tag are so powerful when you're in the event! You can walk in and out without queue HAHAHAHAHA. But it's useless after the event. So we keep it or throw it.

My mum always ask why do you still keep these? Next event can use is it? Mum, is free and is for me to keep as souvenirs ok.

Photo

Only able to find these pictures, can't remember where are others. We get so crazy when we see there is photo booth. Then we get all these pictures then I don't know what to do with them anymore. hahahah. When I found all these then only I realize OH, I TOOK PICTURES WITH THESE GIRLS BEFORE!! I seriously no idea what to do with all these.

Once I selfie with friend and I showed him the pictures. This guy very clever, he scroll almost my whole album and he say it in a very jealous way: Now like that la, so many pretty girls don't want introduce to me. YEA, our phones really full of pretty girls ! HAHAHAHAHA.

K thanks bye~~

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Type Of Awkward Moments of Mine ♥

2015-07-04T14:54:00.001+08:00

Sometime I read my own blog, I feel so awkward because I can't believe I ever write it in public, friends and family are reading it and I was like, Seriously? Did I ever write this at the time? OMFG should I delete it now?

Is even awkward when I work and friends came to me like: Eh, you are the one who write the blog? Omg, I read that. My mum even read it too. My neighbour saw it too. I showed my uncle also. I teach my dog to read them loud too! Wah, I feel so awkward when everyone look at me when I know they don't give a fuck at all.

I feel awkward when someone asking a question and I answered it then I realized he's not asking me. Is even awkward when someone say hi and I hi back then I realized he's saying hi to another girl behind me. Wah, paiseh loh.

Worked as an usher for prize giving in a company event and nobody brief us nicely what to do on the stage. End up organizers push us to the stage and pass the prize to the winner and you got no idea who to pass and everyone on the stage and off the stage are looking at you walking with a huge question marks on their head thinking what the hell is this girl doing on the stage, she's suppose to give the prize to the CEO, she's suppose to carry 5 prizes at once. What's on my mind was: OMG OMG PLEASE DON'T FALL DOWN AT THIS TIME.

I'm not a social person when I'm not working. So it's awkward when I need to hangout and dinner with bunch of people who working in the same company and I'm the one who is jobless sitting aside. Listening to their alien language talking about their fun time in working and I got no idea what the hell is going on. I feel so odd because I wish I dinner alone instead of spending my time with aliens.

Is even awkward when everyone decide to have seafood for their dinner and I'm the only one who is allergic to seafood. Sitting there looking at everyone sucking their crabs, chewing their prawns and swallowing their lala. I only sit there eat fried eggs, taufu and white rice. Everyone gonna tell me the same stuff like: Georgina, your life is no fun. Seafood is the best foods ever! And I'll just have to wait one more hour til they finished all their foods.

Using a sony phone right now because my last 2 phones were dead because they can't swim in the water. Finally get a waterproof phone and it used to give me lots of problems. So I finally go to service centre being so angry and fed up wanna tell them why the hell this phone so suck?! When I show them my phone, my phone works really well. And I was like: OH MY PHONE, NOW YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Get to know lots of friends in my jobs and usually bunch of us will sit down together chatting and gossiping. Most of the time I don't know who they talking about and most of the time I'm out of topic because I wasn't listening. I only start listening when everyone looking at me and I was like: Oh damn, they must be asking me something and I don't know what is that.........

The moment when you're sitting in your friend's car and your friend is obviously mad at something else and putting their anger in the car. The awkward moment makes me feel like GOSH I NEED TO JUMP OUT OF THIS CAR LIKE JACKIE CHAN.

My foreigner friends tried to search my name on google and saw lots of my pictures and they thought I'm a very famous person. Actually I got no ideas why I put lots of pictures on internet.

When friend drag me to a vacation just because they need more people in their trip. I usually end up being so odd walking around alone, text alot and scroll alot on phone without even want to put an effort to talk to those people. Why the hell I'm even here with them? I rather stay at home counting how many hairs I have on my head.

In every jobs I work, I usually end up exchange phone numbers with girls or instagram ID, facebook etc. Is awkward when they come to me and ask babe, you wanna buy insurance? Not really, I will dig a hole and bury myself when I'm dying.

I'm kind of girl who won't make up while walking and eating in the shopping mall. Sometime I even wear my old glasses and slippers overall look like obasang. Super awkward when you will accidentally bump into your friends at the big shopping mall. I usually like: Seriously?!!! There are 5 floors, west wings, east wings, south wings, north wings and 230578349763497 of shops. How the hell we can meet at the same mall, same spot at the same time?! I hope she won't tell others how I look like XD

Kthxbye

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Bikini/Trikini for sale in Malaysia

2015-06-11T15:31:00.004+08:00

Looking for nice and cheap bikini/trikini for your vacation at the beach? You come to the right site!

Looking for bikini for your girlfriend? Keep on scroll down!

All are ready stock.
Free size.
Bank in today and post the next working day.
First come first serve while stock last.
Buy any of 2 pieces free postage in West Malaysia.
Ship worldwide.

Trikini come with 6 colours:

1) Red trikini

2) Black trikini

3) Neon trikini

4) Orange trikini

5) White trikini (sexy :D)

6) American flag trikini

Contact me in:
Add me on wechat: georginawoo91 mention Bikini.
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Fb Page and profile: Georgina Woo and LiQii Woo

Will update pictures of bikini soon but not now. Pm me for more design ! :)

Cheers

Instagram的美女

2015-05-12T21:48:00.000+08:00

有时做工朋友都会问有instagram吗？我follow你！然后我都会：哦，跟咯。然后话题就会变成eh，那个xxx你有follow吗？她真的很漂酿哦~~~我都很无奈的说：没有乱follow别人啦。只follow自己的朋友。

然后那朋友就会开始开一些很多followers的女生给我看。看了这么多，我有个结论了。虽然会得罪别人，可是我真的不是冲着你来说。麻烦你准备一杯冰水，讲中的话你就要把冰水对着脸来泼。

她们的instagram多数都po：

1）旅行照

好像不用做工这样的，整天看到不是在这个国家，不然就在那个国家。整天只check in机场１，机场２，好像是她们第二，第三个家一样。超羡慕的。我这种苦命的妹纸都得花上做半年的工才存到自己要旅行的地方咧。

２）酒店照

很羡慕的。我真的纯粹羡慕，不是妒忌。她们已经真的好像不用工作了，还真的有钱去旅行是住５星级的酒店。你说啊，你告诉我，她们到底都在做什么工？人家freelancer，我freelancer，我存到钱住的地方是backpacker hostel。她们竟然是５星级耶～我的天呀～爸爸都开银行吗？

３）自拍照

漂亮当然要自拍，这我清楚了解明白。我身边有哪个女生是不爱自拍的呢？但是她们的自拍照真的很sok。我的自拍照拍了只留给自己看，都不好意思share。因为我没有那大到不能解释的眼睛，那挺到很夸张的鼻子，那很想让人亲下去的小嘴，还有那真的是尖到可以拿来当谋杀暗器的下巴！我真的很羡慕她爸妈可以把她生到这么漂亮，又那么有钱。

４）姐妹照

有自己的bestie当然要一起拍照留下好的回忆。可是为什么她们的bestie不是长得像范冰冰，就是长得像angela baby。其实人美真好，可以跟那么多明星拍照。我身边的朋友不是像路人甲，就是路人丙。同人不同命呀～

５）血拼照

其实做freelancer给人就的感觉就好像你美就可以了，好像什么都不用会就等放工拿钱了。真的好像站着摆美等钱收罢了。这种想法其实是对了一半，也许也没有一半。首先，你一定要有一张人脸，懂得化妆，还有懂得穿高跟鞋，会穿高跟鞋走路，站随便那几个小时，都还要对着全部人笑哈哈。不然就要我们厚脸皮的跟不认识人讲话，宣传一下活动。回到家你以为我们可以睡觉吗？你真的以为我们就这样睡觉？！你懂不懂我们还要特地用化妆水卸妆来吓自己的妈妈？敷下面膜才可以安心的去睡觉。

所以重点是赚回来的钱我们都只能说那真的是我们的血汗钱。也可以说要是你把我们丢在shopping mall我们是可以强到一小时内花完我们的血汗钱。厉害吧？其实一次血拼就够我们穷一个月了。你可以想象她们竟然是经常去血拼！是一星期好几次的！这真的好强！买的也不是金河广场的standard。是那种贵到我从来都没听过的牌子。

告诉我，你们钱是那里来？

６）新玩具照

很羡慕。她们整天都有机会Post那些My New Toy的照。我的妈呀～我的new toy除了是小时候那些洋娃娃之外，我真的是不够钱经常可以有新ipad，新iPhone 6，新自拍神器。总之只要有新的玩具她们都会有。永远走在潮流的尖端。我这种小咖已经落后到就算骑马也追不回了。

７）食物照

她们很尊重食物，每次食物一到，她们一定先拍先Po才可以安心的吃下去。应该惟有这样那食物才容易消化吧。很让我羡慕的是，她们吃的食物都跟她们人一样那么漂亮。人美叫东西吃都特别美的。也难怪我只会吃mamak的roti canai。样子长得那一piak一样。她们每次吃漂亮的一餐是够我叫１０００片的roti kosong了。

８）没有男朋友照

她们这么完美的天使几乎是单身的。因为在别人眼中，女神应该都很多人追了，所以搞到她们没有男朋友。几乎是完全没有和任何一个男生合照的。是没有。真的好像我的roti kosong这样kosong。好羡慕。就算真的有和男生合照也是一大班的。恩，一大班好。这样人家就不会说你是非。

所以如果你想要多点人跟你follower的话，你只要跟着这几个方法来做就行了。应该可以的吧。加油！　

我也有instagram可是我不是美女

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Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get A Freelancer As Gf

2015-03-29T12:49:00.002+08:00

1) Full of surprises

We are always full of surprises in term of flying around. We could be telling you: Bi, I'm going to Malacca this weekend ya. When we are back, we will be like: Bi, I'm flying to Pangkor ya this week. Then when we back again, Bi, next week I got another job in Penang ya. We are always flying around even though we are not air stewardess. Obviously you only get to see your gf packing and unpacking all the time.

2) Love the job more than you

We love our job that's what make us work non stop. We could just take 2 jobs in a day, morning one job, then rush like hell to the second job. Tired but we love it because we love the money we earned.

3) Ditching you

Like I said, we are always full of surprises and also emotional sometime for some reason. Like you're hanging out with you gf, paktor,holding hand, sweet sweet. Suddenly her phone rang and she read through the message then her face changed. No, not her grandma passed away, not her pets fall into longkang, not her neighbour running naked. It's just she got a message that: Dear, tonight can work? RMXXX at XYZ from Xpm-Xpm.

Then she will be like: Bi, I want to work leh. Hanging out with you need to spend money, but I go work got money. Poor bf, he doesn't know how to respond. If he says yes, then he cannot paktor d. If he says no then he needs to face the black face gf the whole day.

See, we do love our job right?

4) Too independent

Sometime we are just way too independent that freak you out. Like we are so freaking insane in some cases. We can travel so far to a not familiar place and with people who just knew like few seconds ago just for work. Then we can be best friends with those people who just knew few seconds ago. And also if there are no transport, no car, no nothing for us to go to work in a non-familiar place, we could just grab a cab by ourself, catch a train, catch a horse just to go to work while waze-ing that place!

5) Know lots of guys and rich fellow

In every events that we work in, we get to know bunch of guys no matter they are the crew at the back stage, the event organizer, the emcee, the keh leh feh or even the guests in the event. Like in a day we will meet hundred of people. No, I mean in a few hours event, we met that much of humans. Also, there's lots of VIP, rich people, Dato Datin in the event. Then sometime those people sure come to disturb lengluis and ask for phone numbers. See, your gf market so big. You got so much of competitors.

6) Ugly

Yes, we are ugly. When we hang out with you, we show you the true face. The over damn fucking extremely terrible horrible vegetable scary naked face specially for YOU, my dear. Because while we working, we have the full make up ever in the world, highest heels ever in the world, brightest smile ever in the world, sexiest pose ever in the world. So when we see you, we almost half dying with messy hair, dirty face and casual shirts on us with the beautiful slippers that only cost RM10. Just to hangout with you. Normal people don't get to see us in this condition. Appreciate it.

7) Always busy on phone

For some reasons, I think we even busier than businessman. Businessman busy in meetings, planning, etc etc. But us, we are so busy on phone, checking if any new jobs posted, looking for replacement when we want to ffk a low pay job, finding girls for friends in an event and eat commission, stalking that bitch who selfie with your bestfriend, checking any promotion in their branded stuff and so on and on and on. When bf ask what are you busy in your phone, and they gonna be like: Oh, just jobs, well you know..

8) Pictures in her phone

When you steal her phone and check her gallery, you gonna be freaking out also. Why? Not because she has secret affairs with another rich guy but because her phone is full of pictures of her and lots of different crazy bitches. And your pictures with her are like just that few slides. That's normal and please don't get jealous!

9) Always make you worried

Yes, we are so unpredictable! We can be in Penang today and Malacca tomorrow. We can catch a train, grab a cab by ourself when you're so busy to send us to work. We sometime have an event til late night and still not afraid to catch a taxi home. We also not afraid of going to travel with some strangers that just knew few seconds ago, not afraid to get on a car where you just knew the driver few minutes ago, not afraid to photoshoot with a stranger that never met before. Being a bf, you gotta get ready to be worried 24/7.

10) Dreams

If you ask them what are their dreams, 9 out of 10 will give you the same answer.

Travel !

That's why we work so hard, earn so hard, just to go far far away to see how the world looks like.

What's that mean to you? It means they gonna ditch you here in Malaysia alone again and go travel by herself! That unpredictable bitch is flying again!

End of story!

Latest photoshoot, hehe!

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Moist Diane: The Next Generation of Oil Hair Care

2015-02-26T14:39:00.001+08:00

Before I am invited to the Moist Diane launch in KL, I swear to god I never heard of this brand. The launching of Moist Diane which launch in Grand Millennum Hotel on 9th February. This is the first time I actually attend this kind of event as a blogger.

Show you my sexy back with oily hair scalp first:D

This is the logo which I like it so much on the first sight. Let's not waste our time, I'll go straight to the point.

Can check all these in your nearby Watsons.

What's so unique about this Moist Diane shampoo? It's actually the next generation of oil hair care shampoo and conditioner to the mass?

YES, it's oil. When I heard it I was like: Wahlau eh, my hair so oily somemore this shampoo so oily? Confirm not suitable d lah.

But I was wrong, the benefits of the oil on our hair go far beyond our imagination. It's a rich source of nutritional ingredients, and it's directly supplies nutrients to your scalp and hair, also, it adheres dirt for effective cleansing and controls dry and frizzy hair.

Okay, I know it's bored to talk about this because I'm getting bored with myself too. I can't wait to share my experience!!

On the first week I was using, I really don't feel anything. It's just a ordinary shampoo. Nothing special. Then I was gonna freak out because if this shampoo it's nothing good, then what should I write it on my blog?

Okay, so the first week it's actually disappoint me. Then I realized, wahlau eh, I just bleach my hair, no wonder my hair tangle easily and it's so dry no matter how much conditioner I put. Trust me, I put so much hope on this shampoo that's why I was so disappoint at the beginning. On the second week, this is the best part, finally I can feel the different. On the day I writing this post, I use it with all my heart on this.

The moment I squeeze the shampoo out, OMG it tastes... errr I mean it smells so good so sweet. It is!! I like it when there's bubbles when you massaging your hair scalp :D

Then I rinse off the shampoo and now the conditioner time. HOHOHOHOHO, believe me. If you have long hair, conditioner is a must. This conditioner is not like ordinary conditioner, you can feel the thickness of it when it's on your palm. And when you put it on your hair, you can feel that it's protecting your hair.

Okay now the hair dryer time. The moment when I blowing my hair, I can feel my hair like barbie doll's hair which I dislike, because it feels like tangle easily and when I comb it, the hair drop off like I got cancer. Of course, after everything done, I feel like I'm bold. Why? Because my head is so light like I got no hair anymore. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm not kidding with this. I really feel light and it's same feelings like those saloon shampoo I used to use it and it's really expensive.

When I'm outstation, it's impossible for me to bring the whole bottle of saloon shampoo I bought. Because it's too big and heavy! So I always ended up buying some random brand hair shampoo and conditioner in Watsons. You know la, the price cheap cheap, the shampoo also not good til where already ma.

But with Moist Diane shampoo, it's not expensive at all and it's freaking affordable plus it has the same effects like those luxury expensive saloon shampoo. I guess I'll have to spend my own money to buy it after these because they gave us free sample to use :D

This is the one they give us to try. (Me like free stuffs like a cheapskate hehehehe)

It's funny how people never appreciate free things from others. But I'm not. I use these with all my heart and figure out what's special about it instead of reading the ingredients. Feel it with heart, not eyes. And also feel it with your hair hahaha.

After so many times of using this Moist Diane shampoo, finally it's look good and feel so light and not tangle anymore. My friend loves to touch my hair and she said Wah, I like your hair, it's soft and long and your hair don't look oily ;D ! Thanks ya sampat po :D <3 nbsp="" p="">

So that's all about it. My first time attend this kind of launching event as a blogger and get to know this new shampoo from Japan. Best part is we get the shampoo and conditioner for free. hahahahahah. I wish I could stop acting like a cheapskate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulLyeaJx-xw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblcxSq1DmE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwW0Ex1K8oI

(Moist Diane Shampoo commercial from Japan, check it out haha because it's funny)

Girls, you should try this shampoo. It's not difficult to find because it's everywhere! You can get it in Watsons.

I'm so happy because I'm sharing good stuff wuhoooo :D

Throwing Party at Home

2015-01-15T17:50:00.000+08:00

I always want to throw a party and invite all of my friends to come over. You know like those american, how they throw out at party, put the song loud, free flow of beers, liquor when their parents are away. Sounds really fun though as I never did before.

But, if I really gonna do this. That would be disaster. First of all, is either I create the event in facebook and invite everyone I know or I don't know. Whatever it is. Make it happening. What's the feedbacks and questions will be like.....

1) Got parking ah?

"Eh, I can come lah that night, but your place got parking ah? Where should I park my car?"

"Park at the highway, walk in to my garden. You think my house is shopping mall meh, so many parking lot."

2) No transport

"Eh, so late leh. I can't lah. No people send me home. I don't know want to ask which water fish to send me wor."

Walk can ah? Start walking now, should be reach tomorrow night.

3) So far

"Wah, you stay so far ah? Can't lah so far. Next time lah. You throw the party nearer to my place I can go."

I throw boom at your house better lah.

4) Traffic jam

"Wah, your place always traffic jam one wor. Cannot go lah sorry."

Lau eh, you don't go out la. Stay at home sure no traffic jam.

5) Your friends I don't know

"You invite who? I know or not? If I don't know I don't want go lah. Later I stand there alone emo."

Lau eh, correct also. With this kind of pattern sure no one wants to talk to you lah. You stay at home sit at the corner emo la.

6) Got lengzai lenglui?

"Got invite pretty girls handsome boys or not?"

Got, I'm inviting you already. To make them feel handsome/pretty.

7) Working tomorrow

"Sorry la, working tomorrow. Can't attend. Have fun."

Lau ehhhhhhh, you working tomorrow, not working now. OMG. I didn't ask you party til tomorrow alsoooooooooooooo.

8) I shy

"Eh, many people going ah? I shy leh?'

Knnmccb, shy don't come out la. Stay at home drink nen nen can?

9) Why don't want go club?

"Why at your house? Why don't want go club?"

Lau eh, later you fall asleep you want sleep at toilet bowl or house sofa?

10) Think first.

"I think think first la. Not sure can go or not."

Lau eh, I ask you marry me meh now? Need to think so much.

11) No money

"Tight budget la. End of the month d."

Lau eh, I didn't ask you buy whole lorry of milk to come over also.

Actually I'm just saying all these shits. I like party but I don't drink, I don't smoke, I just love the loud music and chilling with lots of people for no reason. Hahahahaha. I'm just being weird.

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Someone tell me what to do?

2014-12-18T19:21:00.000+08:00

Talking about my last job in Malacca, a bikini show. They require us to do catwalk beside the pool. Okay, easy job. Payment not too bad, not very high also.

So what pissed me off was, we did our rehearsal. Okay, and one girl wasn't there. Alright, that's fine. There are 3 of us from KL, and the left are from Malacca. Total there are 8 models. 3 Malacca girls, 2 Malacca guys and then 3 of us.

Rehearsal was great, nothing special. And the one girl who wasn't there, they said she is alright, we always have her in our show. She knows what to do. Okay after the rehearsal, they send us back to hotel check in and everything. Then we are going for make up. When we just get there, omg, the room was dark, make up artist need them to carry flash and flash to their face just to let them make up.

We were waiting and then we decided that we should just make up by ourselves because we don't want to late for the show. So 3 of us went back to our hotel room and started make up. Okay, finally it's 10pm. We went to the bar. They just tell us to do good in the show.

Here's come the first round with hawaii outfit. First round with slow walk, then come back. With your partner and lastly with the guy. Oh gosh, the girl who absent for the rehearsal actually did wrong and all of us behind just followed. Why are we following blindly? Because this is Malacca and they are much familiar. Maybe they decided to change route and never get to inform us? Okay, so we just follow what they did.

Actually it's totally a mess up. The last of the first round should be with the guys but 3 of the Malacca girls actually gone. They were at the upstairs and we were waiting downstairs for them. They gotta get out first then only it's our turn(the kl girls' turn). Guys don't want to go out first because they are waiting for them. So we can't do anything since this is Malacca. After all these it should done for the first round. So we went to the back stage. And the person in charge waiting for us.

He scolded us like a dog, said we didn't do like what we did in rehearsal. Okay great. Then he said you guys should keep going out until the music stopped! (No one tell us when to stop seriously). So okay, lesson learned. We must do better in the second round.

FYI, those models are students of the person in charge. You must know this. First round, they didn't do what they should do in rehearsal. They disappear for the last walk in the first round. Okay.

Second round was great. We keep walk until the music stopped. Let me make things clear. 2 models should go out first, then switch me n another Malacca model, next will be two KL girls and lastly the 2 male models. But it went wrong, I get out first because 1 girl was missing so I have to go or else we will get scold again. The music still going on.

Okay, then they kinda come back to backstage and tell us that, one of the Malacca girl come to us and say we must keep walk even though our jobs is done. The music on, we go. Doesn't matter who. If your partner went missing, it's okay. See who is available just go. One of the KL girl respond to her saying that, is your partner problem, you should communicate with your partner, not us. We are doing great here. My partner won't went missing or not going out like this.

Is actually small matter that I don't care, as long as we make a good show. But it ended up like what you know? I felt like I got cheated in that show. You know what is 吊花场？Someone tell me what is call in english please. At the end of the show, they want us to walk around the whole place and there's a guy following us asking those customers if they want to buy us some flowers. I totally feel like duh we are not here for this shit !! If they buy flowers for you, ah well, you just need to take a pictures with them or maybe drink with them? I got no idea. We didn't say much as long as we are safe. No one buy flowers for us. End of the show, we leave.

End of story. That's it. The next day, that's the disaster happen. We got told that we are not getting any cents for this job. We were like WHAT THE FUCK???

The person in charge blame us for not doing a great show. We are not good. Not professional. Is okay, I asked one of the male model if they get their payment they said monday. So ok, we will just wait and see.

On monday, I asked again about the payment. He said not yet. Is okay, I'll just call the person in charge. The moment when he knows I'm one of the model in that show. Wahlau, he started his M16 to me. He start scold from the conversation til the end of the conversation and he cut off the line. I was like........

In the conversation, he said you girls ruined my fucking show. I was suppose to have the 1 year contract with that hotel. Now the boss is not giving me any cents and I lost my contract also. Thanks to you girls. I paid deposit to your agent already. You know how much we got? An outstation job wear bikini catwalk show wei, they give us RM100+++ per person. And he even said I felt it's too much for you girls.

I'm so speechless, I tried to get the number of the boss from that hotel. Just to confirmed if the person in charge not cheating us. But my friend who works in the hotel told me that the boss seldom come also. Even come also awhile and look around. Can he actually not paying any cents for the show?!

In the conversation, the person in charge keep saying the boss complain you girls sucks. Not doing a good show. Not even professional. But I never see the boss the whole night. Maybe he got cctv or spy to tell him? I think he is mad with us because no one buy flowers for us so they don't get the extra $$$. Maybe?

I'm naive. I don't know who is not telling the truth. I don't care what's going on. I just want my money back. RM100+ is not even enough.

So here's the question, do you think I should public all their names here? No one seem to give me a good answer. The conclusion of that is you only get this much of money and that's about it. For me is like, we are doing it good for you. We did it great. But it shouldn't end up like this. You know what they request? They want us to go back to Malacca, back to the hotel and talk to each other face to face.

My friend said we should just let our agent do the job. But the thing is the agent wasn't there on that night, she can't help much.

Whenever I think back how he scolded me on the phone, scolded us at the backstage and lastly not getting the full payment, I honestly want to kick his balls so hard. But he said he doesn't get any $$ from the boss. Thus, I don't know what can I do.

Im angry and there are lots of typo. KTHXBYE

Freelance Agent We Dislike

2014-11-20T19:22:00.002+08:00

Not those property agents Im talking about, not about insurance or whatsoever. It's just those agents that hire us (freelancers) for those events.

Now, let's talk about how annoying and disgusting they could be. I hope I don't offence any of my agent friends here. If you really pissed off by me, please don't tell me you did that.

1) Dragging the payment.

If you can't pay us on time like what you had promise, then informed us and apologize. Or just informed us that your company hasn't get the pay from client or whatsoever. Don't let us wait like a bitch there trying to chase you about the payment. We are not lack of money, we just afraid you run away with those few hundred bucks there. Just the few hundred dude.

Is okay if you can't pay on time, just tell us. We understand. Don't be a douche bag for not replying our message after it's seen!

2) Low payment

It's really okay for me if it's low paymentttttt. How low is it? You want those girls stand so many hours and you only give like $100? Plus, you want us to do so many things. And you required us to do full make up, high heels and everything. Seriously? For so many hours? Why don't you hire your auntie to do it for you? I'm fine with low payment as long as I got job. But just don't ask a girl to carry heavy stuffs like I'm a man.

3) Escort agents

I don't hate those escort agents. What I hate is they randomly text girls and ask them if they are interested. And they kinda like forcing you without really that's fucking obvious. It's funny when they say It's good money, you only need to be there for few hours and you got this much of money. Trust me, it's a very attractive amount of money. Escort sounds so elegant, but in a bad way, we call it prostitute. You get paid by having sex with some rich guys. Escort agents get paid by bringing girls for those rich guys. Sometime their commission are fucking high.

One random guy actually ask why are you not doing this? You see, it's good pay, you had fun, you know rich people. Yea, right dude. Ask your girlfriend or your mama do it.

4) Asking you out.

Oh gosh, it's fine that an agent ask you out for lunch dinner or supper or whatsoever. Maybe he had a crush on you! It's normal that you see that agent you know in relationship with a girl you work before. I think it's sweet. But just don't be a dickhead asking every girls that you know please. Freelance world is small, once your name and your phone number share by us, everyone started to anti you.

I had an experience that an agent ask me out to meet in a cafe because their office is way too far from me. He said he needs to interview me and see if I look exactly the same with pictures. So the interview went very well and he said he will give me some jobs in the future. Alright, great =)

Then the next week, he keep asking me out for drinks. And I was like, I don't have a car and I can't catch a public transport to meet him up at night. So he offered me to give me a ride and I was like no fucking way! What if you don't want to send me home? Is a fucking nightmare that he keeps texting me asking me out. I was alright at the beginning when he asking me out for drinks. Once, he said he is on the way to my place to pick me up so we could go for a drinks, and I was waiting for like half an hour. He said he is on the way and when I ask where the fuck are you? He just can't tell me where the hell he is. Then I act like a bitch said that: dude, why don't we just cancel the outing, I can't go out so late at night. Well then, good bye !

And trust me, a disaster happen. LOL, he kept scolding me on whatsapp, voice message, like, why the fuck are you doing this to me? Don't you know there is traffic jam while I'm on my way? You can't do this to me. You promised to come out. I got so freak out and I share his phone number in one of my freelancer girls group and asked who the fuck is this guy? The answers those girls giving me actually make me feel relieve. They said he is fucking weird, keep asking every girls out for interview but never give them jobs.

But I feel bad for making him come all the way to my place. (Not even sure if he actually coming).

Go fuck yourself!

5) Talk bad about you

Gosh, is alright if you gossip telling other people which girls are lazy, which girls hardworking, which girls are extremely beautiful, which girls are freaking arrogant and so on. But just make sure your words don't come back to us. We would fight back telling everyone that your jobs sucks, you never give us payment on time, your jobs scope are different from what you told us.

Good luck in looking for girls to work for you in the future, you dumbass.

6) Keep texting you

Is okay to text us if you have a jobs. Just don't waste your time text us asking have you eaten? What you doing now? Are you working tomorrow? How old are you?

Omg just stop it. You are busy, I am busy. Why are you doing this?

Is even disgusted me when one of the agent text me: Hey I got a job. I asked what? Reply my message.

"... ...."

7) Not replying messages when we asking a freaking serious question. I'm not kidding, I'm serious.

When they want you to confirm if you can work, they being so fierce asking you to reply for confirmation. When you ask them about the jobs, they never reply. Like NEVERTHEFUCK. Even worst when they promised there's allowance for the jobs like parking allowance, foods allowance, petrol allowance. Oh gosh, they "cui gong lan pa song".

Say very clever, when you ask for the allowance, they gone d. Only give you the basic. Niaseng. Waste my petrol go so far, payment so low, somemore parking so expensive. Deduct everything I eat also not enough d. And they just gone d. The numbers you have call is not available. Don't have say don't have la, don't cheat me go so far. I can find other girls for you ma. Lau eh!

8) Too much commission

I understand you will absolutely get commission from the client. But don't so much can or not. A girl, client paid you $400, and you took $200 and you gave us $200. Half of it dude. Seriously? And there are 8 girls. Are you fucking kidding me?

Now I know why there are so many agents out there.

Alright, I know what you're thinking. Girls are so hard to please. They get paid so high by being vase there, do nothing at all and so many patterns asking for allowances. Duh, sometime I feel like I'm over pattern. But when I need to stand with the high heels, thick make up and set nice hair. I honestly feel that that's not the price you should be giving. We need to walk around with the high heels, approach customers, talk to the public, creating awareness, and so on. Come, I pay you, you do it.

9) Ask us to reach venue earlier

I'm fine if you want us to reach earlier for us to get ready, touch up the make up, brief us and so on. But honestly, if you want us to be there so early, make sure you dont late too!

It's always pissed me off when they want us to be there earlier do nothing and keep asking us to wait. Somenore keep warning us: Girls, please be there sharp at 11.30am! When you reached there and text them they never reply d.

Sohai, then I come so early for what? It's not like we got extra pay. You also haven't reach somemore request so much. Your brain masuk air hio?!

10) Job scope never tell properly

Before work you only tell us we need to do this. Ok fine, with this much of payment, that long of hours, with just some little things to do. I think is fine. But it always so stupid when you reached there started working, they give you different, difficult and annoying stuff to do. Seriously?

Is it so difficult for you to tell us that job scope might change or different? In the job details you said we only have to give flyers, but when we reach there you want us to approach customers and get their details. Why don't you straight away write it in the job details?????

I expect that Low payment long hours is only for giving out flyers. Not approach customers, stopped them from walking, ask them write their details for me. And keep forcing us to get more details from people in the mall. Wahlau eh!! No extra pay meh?

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How Good To Be A Lesbian

2014-11-02T19:08:00.001+08:00

Sometime I wonder how great it is if my partner is a girl? We can do lots of things together and still have lots of fun..

If my dating partner is a girl, then...

1) We can go to the washroom and selfie together :D

Couple loves to take pictures and selfie, and the best place to snap pictures will always be in the washroom. Big mirror and good lighting!

2) More caring than a guy.

They know how pain is your period pain, they know what you need, they know why are you upset, they know how to make you happy, they know why girls love shopping so much, they know why you keep going to the saloon. Not saying guys don't know any of these, but girls understand more :)

3) Sleepover!!

It's weird to bring a guy to sleepover in my house. Mom gonna ask a lot if I bring a guy to my house and say he's gonna sleep in my room tonight. My mum is a typical chinese, she is absolutely gonna chop me into 18 pieces and put me in the refrigerator. Is different when I bring a girl to my house and say, mum, girls pillow talk tonight.

4) Sharing clothes together :D

You got lots of extra choices to choose what to wear for the day. Extra clothes, shoes, sneakers, heels, pants and etc. You can even share underwear and bras LOL. Just kidding.

5) Shopping together.

When you bring a guy to do your shopping, what you see is him scrolling his phone, looking for chairs to sit, hold everything you bought, and keep yawning. They even like to say: Oh god, I love shopping with my gf! It's fucking lie. I can see the boredness deep inside their heart. How good if you bring a girl along, you can bring her to buy bra and underwear together without being shy :D

6) Emergency stuff

What if your period come to visit you while you sleepover at your gf's house? Wow, she has the pad too !! :D

7) Good listener

They are absolutely the best listener ever in the world. They listen they understand and they trying to help. But for guys, when you tell them your problems, they only take it as the constant nagging. Then they will try to avoid you by watching their football matches.

8) Don't worry about cheating

Sometime you just too worry about your bf cheating on you. HE FUCKED WITH THE GIRL!! They gonna come back to you and say it's man needs or it's so sudden. But with a girl, she might be cheating but at least not with her dick xD

9) Who's gonna pay the bills?

It's so awkward when you gotta worry who's gonna pay the bills when you in a date with a guy. If you pay it, guys gonna feel awkward. If the guy pays it, I feel like I owe him something. But when you with a girl, I don't care. This time mine, next time YOU!

10) Getting naked and shower together.

I always have a thing that I'm so shy to get naked infront of guys. Like a no-no in my life. But when I'm with a girl, gosh, I just don't fucking care at all. I'm going to shower, you wanna join? xD

11) Don't have to worry about getting pregnant

This is so not my thing, I still support sex after marriage :D

So shut up!

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如果狗会说话，那我希望它会回答我...

2014-10-06T22:09:00.000+08:00

狗狗不会说话，而且它们有时也表达不了自己。它们就是会给你种眼神告诉你它想要什么，而它们有时也不明白你在说什么。所以我们就这样用眼神交流。有时我看着狗，看它看着我，我就会问它：why? what you want? har? 就这样，其实我希望狗会跟我说话。

#1 有时从外面回来，家里一个人都没有，只有那只狗跳来跳去，跑出跑进，很开心的吠呀吠～好像要告诉整条街我回来了这样。这时我就会问我的狗，我妈妈咧？我哥哥咧？他们去哪里？

如果狗真的会说话，那它可能会回答我：你妈妈去她朋友家打麻将，没有４０圈都不回来，你午餐晚餐自己解决，最重要的还有本少爷的午餐晚餐。我午餐想吃这个，晚餐想吃那个。你哥哥也一样不回来了，所以今晚的散步环节你要负责带我去，我想去desa park city那边逛，那天看到了一个妹子还真的不错看！好，就这样决定。你回来我就放心了，我先去睡午觉。

#2 有时我躺在床上看戏时，那只傻狗就会在我隔壁看着。我就会问：你想怎样？看到这样。要什么就讲，不要一直看看看。我不知道你想什么的。

如果它会回答我的话，那我觉得它会说：妖秀A, wa ai ki bang jiu lah! 尿急到膀胱都烂了你还看我看你的。甘纳塞，下次醒目点好不好。要是我在客厅尿了，你就要给我洗干净，不然晚上你有排给妈妈骂，零用钱都没了。你自己看着办吧小主人。

#3 有时我在吃着东西的时候，那傻狗又来了。天啊～你想怎样？给你吃了我吃什么？　

如果它会回答的话：你一个人吃会吃肥啦，分一点给我又不会怎样？有福同享，有难同当啊！来啦，就给我一小块啦。不要吝啬喂。我都准备Hand给你了你还想怎样。

#4 有时睡得很甜的时候，那只傻狗会在外面一直吠一直吠。吠了又吠，还要跟我来个high key的吠。不醒都不能了。那时我就会出去问它，你吠什么喔你？7早8早你不睡别人也要睡啊！

如果它回答我的话，那它应该会说：靠腰，你看外面那条瘦狗跟我TMD的喷尿在那边！这条街好歹也是本少爷的。它这样根本就是要跟我过不去啊！你别拉着我，让我去决一胜负，给我去，别拉我。

少爷，你去吧。我没拉着你，门都已经帮你开好了，你在等什么？顺便买早餐给我，我继续睡了。

#5 有时外面有人按门铃，傻狗的反应最大。可以从家的后尾吠到屋外。你这么激动干嘛？妹子来找你是吧？谁在外面？

如果它肯回答我的话，它应该想表达：怎么知道是谁，吠就是啦。给外面的人知道这家有恶狗，看他们怕不怕！

少爷，你这样子像恶狗吗？

#6 有时睡到朦朦胧胧的时候，我就会感觉到那条傻狗跳上来睡在我脚边。那时候我就会问它：喂，你睡客厅的好不好？谁让你进来吹冷气了。

如果它会回答，那它应该也朦朦胧胧的说：客厅很热，你舍得让本少爷在外面过夜吗？

#7 有时在客厅看戏时，傻狗会把头放在你手边，就一直撞你的手。那时候我就假装问它，why? what you want boy?

如果它有耐心的话，它应该会回答我：很明显了好不好？我头痒啊，你帮我捉捉行不行？顺便sayang sayang我啦！人多，人家不好意思说嘛！

#8 当妈妈生气骂人的时候，那条傻狗不是一早不见狗影了，又或者是它会坐在你的脚上把头躲在你腋下。那时候我就会问它：什么事啊你？你想怎样？我要去小便了，你这样坐在我的脚也不是办法。

如果它那时候没有怕到漏尿的话，它应该可以回答我的说：哇，小主人！平时我对你这么好，你这次当帮帮我行不行。难道你看不出现在是世界大战４了吗？你还顾着小便，快护驾啦。把我送到安全的地方。

#9 换好衣服准备要出门的时候，傻狗都很热血沸腾的又吠。你又吠什么？我要出门了，小声点不要给妈妈知道。我不会带你去的，你死了条心吧！

如果它回答我的话，那我觉得它会很奸诈的说：嘿嘿嘿，小主人。我记得昨晚有人半夜三更出门，没有天亮也没回来哦。要么你现在带我出去，要么给我买条肉回来。年轻人，你自己选吧!

#10 朋友过来家拜访时，那条傻狗一定开心到又在家到处乱跑，跑了好多圈终于停下来了。这时候，它会骑上其中一个朋友身上要强奸了。我就会很生气地说：NO!! 你想干嘛？那是我朋友，几时轮到你来，给我滚进房间!

如果它回答我的话，都说了有福同享，我试过了再告诉你。

唉，hamsap dog! 你这好色狗气死我了！

#11 有时在吃东西的时候，它明明在看着我吃的，转过去的时候，它就假装没有在看。我很想问它，偷看就偷看啊，被我抓包了还假装没事情。你到底在想什么的傻狗？

我觉得它会流着口水回答我说：我想趁你不注意的时候偷咬一口看是什么味道的。

这就是它被我拍下的证据！还看！

好呗，时间到。暂时就这样了。再见！

快说再见啦傻狗！

Awkward Stuff You Ever Did While Driving A Manual Car

2014-09-20T13:53:00.001+08:00

#1 Forget to step on clutch while changing gear. Once I was driving and passing the traffic light and I was going to change my gear and I totally dreaming. I forgot to step the clutch and my car ended up krek kreak kreaakkkkkk in the crossroad. Wahlau, damn siasui! Lucky no one knows me there!

#2 Forget to disengage handbrake. I was in hurry and so nervous after I changed my gear and then I forgot to let off the handbrake. So I actually driving with my handbrake engaging. When I found my parking, turn off the engine then I realize the handbrake is engage. Omg, how on earth this happen?! No wonder the car goes so slow when I step on the accelerator. Somemore so many cars following behind me. It feels like my car gonna shut off while I was on the road. What a shame!

#3 Forget to put the gear to R while reversing. Every time I get to the car, I automatically start the engine, put the gear to first gear and disengage the handbrake. And then reverse. WTF? Why the car don't know how to reverse one? Oh stupid cunt, you're on first gear.

#4 Anxious while stopping your car on a ramp. When the car at the front moving, gosh!! This is the most scariest time you ever had in your life. You need to let go the clutch and step on the accelerator so your car won't dies out. Every time when you get too nervous, you died out over there and your car is moving backward. And you get more and more nervous. And then you need to engage your handbrake and do everything all over again. Wahlah eh, the driver behind sure laughing already.

#5 Put the wrong gear. I ever did this. I swear I did. I was speeding out on the highway and while I'm going to turn right, I automatically step on clutch, change the gear and brake a little bit. Then this things happened!! I changed my 4th gear to the 1st gear. And the car was like...... vrooooooommmmmm!! Omg, I can't believe I'm such a dickhead on the road.

#6 Not on a free gear while start up engine. Usually we will checked if the gear is free before start up engine. Ever experienced you start up engine on first gear? Do it if you never, you will experience a free horse riding.

#7 Traffic jam. It always killing people while you're driving a manual car and you stuck in the traffic jam. You get the chance to practice step clutch, change gear, step accelerator, brake, clutch again, change gear, stop. Again and again.

#8 Don't know what to do when you're on 5th gear. Speed up in the highway and you're already on the gear 5, and you don't know what else to do. Should I slow down? Or should I stop in the middle of road now so people know that I've reached 5th gear! :D

#9 Awkward moment when your car dies out at the traffic light and you're the first car in front. Too nervous and let off the clutch too fast and car just dies out. The moment when there are lots of cars waiting behind and the moment when the car is horning at the back and the moment you look at your back mirror. Oh my god, I wish there's a hole for me to hide. I need a tissue too. I'm sweating a lot now.

#10 Forget that if I'm on gear 5 and I thought it was gear 3. This is what I always wondering about. What if one day I'm on the 5th gear and I thought I'm still in 3rd gear, and I think I should put to 4th gear ended up a reverse? Will it ever happen? How does that feel while you're on the highway? From 5th gear to reverse. I asked my dad and he said it's not gonna happen because from 5th gear to reverse, you can't feel the straight line. If you get what I mean. Hahahahaha.

#11 Using waze and driving a manual is expert. I don't have a phone holder in the car, everytime when I'm travelling I need to hold the phone, change gear, play with the steering. Oh fuck I think I'm fucking awesome but it's fucking not. I got not enough hand to do everything and I always ended up throw my phone away.

I know some expert car drivers never experience this, but some of us, we did these all the time and that's what make us a road bullier now! HAHAHAHAHA.

记得小时候，

2014-08-28T17:30:00.001+08:00

记得小时候我会躺在你胸膛，不给你走的闹别扭说不要走，陪我睡。醒来后你都不见。长大了你让我学会一个人在漆黑的房间睡觉。自己住酒店也不害怕。

记得小时候已经对钱很敏感的帮你管理钱，有多余的自己拿来用。长大后，我自己学会了管理钱，该花就花，不该花就不花，花了也记下花在哪边。

记得小时候我害怕陌生人的时候我总是躲在你背后。在你朋友面前大吵大闹要回家不给你一丝面子，你都不生气，反而很有耐心的叫我等你一下。长大了你让我学会在别人面前要有礼貌，就算不喜欢也要等回家之后才闹。

记得小时候你总爱带我去游泳池，特地请人教我游泳。要我这矮人十等的小妹跳进深不见底的游泳池里是多么的恐怖。不是这样，也不会有今天的我。就算要我跳进深不见底的大海里也不害怕。还变成今天的那所谓整天只穿着比基尼女郎。

记得小时候你总爱说些很无聊的废话，找一些无聊的东西做弄我，搞到我哭笑不得。长大后，你让我学会弄身边的朋友笑。让我学会说无聊话搞到朋友很无奈的想打我。

记得小时候你偶尔会花些心思，准备些惊喜给我。让我感动，让我觉得我一定要对你很好。长大后，我都学会花心思逗一逗我身边珍贵的朋友。让他们也觉得他们应该要对我好一点。

记得小时候都好像很穷，你都会把你身上所有钱给了我，就是因为我闹别扭要买东西。长大了我都学会好好的用钱，对有需要的朋友总是毫不犹豫的把钱借给他。

记得小时候你总是害我迟到上学，然后教我说谎，告诉老师又塞车了。长大后，我都不敢再迟到因为迟到走进课室的时候很尴尬。

记得小时候我生你气时，你总会在旁边跟我说话，问我东西，说些白痴话。而我就从来都不想理你。等他你无奈走开了，我才乖乖的跟你说回话。长大后，我没学到什么。我只知道生气的时候最好什么都不说，不然说错话让你伤心了。

记得小时候我不知所措时总是第一个打电话给你问你怎么办好，而你就算死也死给我解决。因为是宝贝女儿的命令。长大后哭的时候也是第一个打给你，但却不是要你解决，只是想问你在干嘛？我想找人聊天。

记得小时候我不懂犯了什么错，你第一次出手打哭我了。那时候我感觉到你不爱我了。长大后，我都不敢犯错。因为就是错了，你也不再打我了。就算错了，你还可以容忍我。

记得小时候我贪玩跟朋友去了一个很遥远的地方玩没有通知你一声。害你在我约好的时间和地点焦急的等了我很久，电话打通了我又不接。那一次我很怕，想了很多谎话骗你。结果还是被你发现了。你只是很心平气和的问我去了哪里，为什么去这么远不通知一声。我不会不给你去，但是万一你出了什么事该怎么办？那个晚上我很懊悔，我哭了很久。长大后无论我去哪里都好，我都学会写封简讯告诉他我在哪里，几点回。

长大后，距离远了，感觉变了，语气换了，脾气坏了，态度差了，沟通少了，吵架多了，体谅没了。

对你的印象没那么深刻了，就算有也是小时候的那些记忆。长大后，肉麻的事情都不做了，只是偶尔几通电话，没钱单声，立刻汇给你。对你的事情总是重写，因为害怕有一天我嫁人了，把你给忘记了。

When Girls go to the gym...,

2014-08-01T12:39:00.001+08:00

It's like a fever for everyone especially girls to go to the gym. Okay, I'm talking about those princess girly girl alright. Don't ever feel that I'm saying you in my blog okkk.

First of all, let's see.

1) Selfie

Usually when typical girls go to gym to do exercise, they do a lot of selfie more than their sit ups. 100 selfie pictures, 10 sit ups. Fair enough. Please la, seriously what's the point when you spend so many times on selfie instead of doing your sit ups? Furthermore, you keep looking who's like on that pictures in your social networks wei? Go home can ha?

2) Make up

Wahlau eh, go gym also want make up lo. Somemore waterproof one leh the eye liner. Don't play play! Seriously, if you're so afraid to show your ugly face, why don't u stay at home? Because in the gym, everyone is not really looking that great with the "I'm gonna die" face, "1000 sit ups done" face, "the squat" face and so on. I know what you want, you only want the waist line on your fat tummy, the super duper hyper extremely nice ass and what else? A slim legs maybe? If that's all, you can actually do it at home. You don't need to go all the way to the gym and waste your eye liner. It's freaking me out when it's not a waterproof one. So, don't post a picture with your make up face wearing a sport bra with a caption saying HARD WORK TODAY! I no see hard work at all baby. I see fat tummy. Opps.

3) Check In

I tell you la, you must believe me. Even I'm not staying with you, I'm not that close with you, we don't contact that much at all, we are staying 283478264 miles away but I'll tell you what!! I know how many times you went to the gym in a god damn one week!! DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO CHECK IN EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE GYM? To tell people how hard core you are on check in the fb?

4) Report

When I'm in school, I write report. In college, I still need to write a report. Even sometimes my jobs, I still still need to get one report done. But you, you are just going to the gym wei. Do you really need to write a report on facebook? On the bloody hell facebook social networks? Today, 15 squats, 20 sit ups, 15 push up, and 1500 selfies. I think I can do it more tomorrow. Jia you myself!! (Omg, I'm crying when I see this! Write it in your diary, not your fb, people is looking, and I'm already hide the posts.)

5) Chatting more than exercise

This one really kek sei. In the gym, wow nice ass you have, how long you've been working out on it? WOW, nice boobs there! Whao nice hair ~~ All the people in gym you also know d, what else you want to do now?

6) Checking on hot guys

If you really want to hit on guys, go other place la. People here for gym, not here for you to hit leh! Don't disturb other people la please eh xiao jie. 跑回去你的跑步机可以吗？

7) Videos

Wahlau eh, you know ah? Nowadays we got instagram videos, we got MeiPai apps. You really know how to make use of it hor? You seriously need to make a video for how many push up you do one meh? I don't understand leh, can you tell me what is the purpose ah?

8) Facebook

Exactly! You see she will check in first, then she write report d, after that she made a videos, what else? You kena all d ah? LOL. Then after 10 sit ups, her phone keeping got notifications d. Ah miao commented on your videos, LiQii woo and 100000 people likes your video. LiQii woo commented on your status, "wahlau so busy write report, no need work out one is it?" You busy liao lo, no need sit ups d ma?

9) Give up soon

Then you will see they got lots of delicious foods pictures up there and caption: eat liao only increase my sit ups, eating can increase my selfie pictures also. Less going to the gym d, starting to emo liao. Say work liao so long also fat. Eventually, give up liao~ No more gym pictures after they see my blog. Finally people around me no one going to the gym but end up after one month, everyone post their waistline pictures. Wuhoooo~ This is the happy ending I imagine for them lol

10) Back to beginning

Basically back to the beginning, you will see them emo again calling themselves fat and starting to go to gym again and start all over againnnnnn.

Honestly I don't go to gym, even if I go to gym, I'm like those typical girls who selfie hahahahaha. The reason I don't go to gym is because got lots of people, lots of distraction, people looking at you, I don't know how to use the equipment, and I scare I will scare them off away and I got no money for it.

So what I do was, I used to sit ups, squats, planks and everything at home. I used to lah, now no more d! HAHAHAHA. So my advices for my friends is, if you really want waistline, you do all these exercise at home and don't give up. Do it for a month non stop. I suggest you to choose February because got 28 days only. That's it, tahan a month, sure got results.

Everytime when I tell my friends these, they will be like: Haiya, I know lah. I lazy only ma. Do 3 days give up d. You see your problem d? So don't ask for my advices if you're so fucking lazy, I'm lazy to talk to you too. And you're fats on your tummy are lazy to leave you. So diam, go home start doing it. I'll see you one month later, high five face!

BYE

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When Girls go to the gym...,

1) Selfie

2) Make up

3) Check In

4) Report

5) Chatting more than exercise

6) Checking on hot guys

7) Videos

8) Facebook

9) Give up soon

10) Back to beginning

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