Zen Comix

Bunker Mentality

2012-01-27T12:56:00.003-06:00

Mista, we could use a man like Hoybit Hoovah, agayn.People don't pick you up on the Herbert Hoover Highway, on the Herbert Hoover Highway, you travel alone.

Newt The Plumb Her

2012-01-26T10:22:00.005-06:00

Newt Gingrich is trying to make himself out to be Joe Sexpack, All American Regular Guy. (Hat tip to Tengrain)I'm guessing that Newt masturbates multiple times a day because he feels so passionately for his Cuntry. JerryB nails it with this comment on this post:If an open marriage was the deal breaker for wife the second then you know it was required of wife the current. Probably part of the

The Straight Cock Express Rides Again

2012-01-22T07:49:00.003-06:00

Back in April of 2007, 8 months or so before the Iowa Caucus, John McCain was way down in the polls, his campaign seemingly in disarray. I enjoyed giving him the Straight Story treatment, but, despite being way down in the polls, he had that smug asshole attitude that he would be the nominee, almost as if he knew the fix was in. Newt Gingrich has that same smug asshole attitude. Fun Fact!--

Can't Stop The Rain

2012-01-21T11:49:00.001-06:00

Los Lobos, Colossal Head, a great album!

Paula Deen Fried For Your Sins

2012-01-19T10:49:00.001-06:00

Needs more bacon.

Blah Sabbath

2012-01-16T09:15:00.004-06:00

I think the catalyst for The Killers of Dr Martin Luther King, Jr was his Beyond Vietnam Speech. The War Pigs of Corporate America will not tolerate a disruption in the flow of blood money. Here are a couple of links and some excerpts for your consideration. (Hat Tip to BLCKDGRD)It's not about Ron Paul, it's about you.I don't know if that grave was one of the few to be opened and explored. Even

No Tebows Were Harmed in the Production of This Blog Post

2012-01-15T09:54:00.003-06:00

Soak a piece of plastic in urine, express outrage!Soak the bodies of dead humans in urine, shrug your shoulders and say boys will be boys, or don the cheerleader pom poms and give 'em the old Brick-a-brack-a firecracker piss boom bah... Meanwhile, folks in the media don't seem terribly concerned about the killing of people, it's all about the pissing.Insert J Geils Band Video Piss on The Wall

Man Bites Man On Dog With Sweater Vest (Slight Return)

2012-01-14T06:49:00.003-06:00

On Monday, January 2, the day before the Iowa Caucus, I wrote a post called Santorum and Delilah, ridiculing Santorum and his brand of Biblical Literalism with the bible story about Samson and Delilah. Today, Tengrain pointed me to this story about Rick Santorum's sweater vests. Annnnd the money shot...He wore a sweater vest, he explained, to an event in Iowa in which he performed particularly

Under Rick Santorum's Milky White Wood

2012-01-07T08:57:00.004-06:00

If Black people are now Blah People, then white people are now Whah PeopleIt is Spring, moonless night in the small town,starless and bible-blah, the cobble streets silent and the hunched, courters and rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the sloeblah, slow, blah, crowblah, fishing boat bobbing sea.

That John McCain sure can pick 'em!

2012-01-05T10:20:00.004-06:00

First, let me just say that John McCain, as far as politics goes, is a gutless, craven coward. He waits for a day after the Iowa Caucus to give his endorsement of Romney. If Romney had tanked in Iowa, McCain wouldn't have issued an endorsement. He probably would have waited until after New Hampshire, and only if Romney wins that.Meanwhile, Romney may have received a handful or two of caucus votes

Santorum and Delilah

2012-01-02T14:15:00.004-06:00

An army of Philadelphians went up and demanded from 3000 men of Jersey to deliver them Santorum. With Santorum's consent, they tie him with two new ropes and are about to hand him over to the Philadelphians when he breaks free. Using the jawbone of Rush Limbaugh, he slays one thousand Philadelphians. At the conclusion of Judges Judy and Wapner, it is said that "Santorum led an Israel Lobby for

Top 5 Methods for Getting Republican Clipboards of Enlightenment off an Iowan's Porch

2012-01-01T12:51:00.000-06:00

#1: Lock The Porch Door. Peek out the front room curtain to see who is pounding on the locked aluminum screen door. If it is a stranger holding a clipboard and "literature", DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. Eventually they will go away on their own.#2: If you forgot to lock the front porch door, and they are now ringing the doorbell and/or knocking on the entry door, put on your favorite Bootsy Collins

Spill the wine, kiss that girl

2012-01-01T11:29:00.002-06:00

City Bum

2012-01-01T10:45:00.002-06:00

By G Love and The King's Court : Clemma on drums, King Kane on the bass recorded at Keith Keller's place in New Orleans, 1996? 1995? issued as a cassette!

Old Paint

2012-01-01T10:11:00.000-06:00

circa 1986

Jon Swift Memorial Roundup 2011

2011-12-28T16:07:00.004-06:00

Jon Swift, AKA Al Weisel, was a funny, generous guy. He nominated me for a Weblog Award, once upon a time, and believe me, him nominating me was more prestigious than the actual Weblog Award. We like to keep his spirit alive by remembering him.Battochio at Vagabond Scholar is carrying on the tradition of Jon Swift/Al Weisel, The Best Posts of the Year, Chosen by the Bloggers Themselves. As

It's Cold Out, Buddy. Get Down Off The Cross, We Need The Wood

2011-12-28T07:22:00.008-06:00

Alan Grayson on Romney, Mormons and elections:Nevertheless, I was disappointed to read last Thursday that a Mason-Dixon poll found that 26% of all American voters would be “uncomfortable” with a Mormon as President. Last month, a Public Religion Research Institute poll put that figure at more than 40%. In June, a Quinnipiac poll put the figure at 36%. And a Gallup Poll in June found that 22%

R.I.P Jim "Motorhead" Sherwood

2011-12-27T16:53:00.001-06:00

Ashes to ashes, Dust of the Grand Wazoo to Dust of the Grand Wazoo...

Add Inches to Your Twitter

2011-12-27T09:27:00.002-06:00

I suspect that the people who "follow" Newt on Twitter are the same people who "signed" the petitions to get him on the ballot in Virginia.

Ding, Fries Are Done

2011-12-24T08:27:00.000-06:00

Gay Marriage loves Christmas so much it wants to marry it

2011-12-23T09:53:00.002-06:00

"The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to recently resigned Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch for ruining the institution of marriage and causing her to stray from her husband and engage in an “inappropriate relationship.”An Open Apology to Amy Koch on Behalf of All Gay and Lesbian MinnesotansDear Ms. Koch,On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I

When The Music's Over

2011-12-21T09:34:00.003-06:00

turn out the light.40 years or so after Jim Morrison was arrested for his "Miami Vice Performance", about 25 years or so after Frank Zappa was paid for his "Miami Vice Performance" , these fellas let it ALL hang out at the Zappanale 2009 festival with a Doors/Hendrix encore.Rock on!

Zappa Mosaic

2011-12-20T13:19:00.002-06:00

An intriguing portrait of the late rock icon and provocateur Frank Zappa was the winner of one of the world's most prestigious mosaic awards, The Orsoni Prize 2011. The artist, Julian Modica of Marseilles France, will receive Euro 1,000 and all travel arrangements necessary for a one week Master in Mosaic Workshop at the Orsoni foundary in Venice. Tip of the hat to Mr. Dithers.

Vaclav Havel, R.I.P.

2011-12-18T09:06:00.003-06:00

"Frank Zappa was one of the gods of the Czech underground, I thought of him as a friend. Whenever I feel like escaping from the world of the Presidency, I think of him."— Václav Havel.From Wiki:In early 1990, Zappa visited Czechoslovakia at the request of President Václav Havel, and was asked to serve as consultant for the government on trade, cultural matters and tourism. Havel was a lifelong

Beefheart BummerNacht

2011-12-17T09:36:00.003-06:00

Today marks the one year anniversary of the Death of Captain Beefheart. Captain Beefheart is dead, long live Captain Beefheart.Last year for Zappadan, I made a comic book homage to the Zappa/Beefheart crust of the biscuit, and the Cap'n gave up the ghost in the middle of Willie the Pimp.UPDATE: Captain Beefheart Goes to HeavenTo be continued...Meanwhile, I think it was in The Real Frank Zappa