<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005108846890648469</id><updated>2024-10-04T20:43:07.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Real zombies</title><subtitle type='html'>All about zombies and their apocalypse.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realzombiess.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7005108846890648469/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realzombiess.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Shae Brown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07019544897826874735</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7005108846890648469.post-1093813377870016847</id><published>2012-03-09T05:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2013-05-19T02:40:53.237-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Real Zombie OutBreaks</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Zombie OutBreak&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Real zombie outbreaks&lt;/b&gt; often happen in the wake of natural 
disasters.  Combine disasters with warm climates and you truly have a 
recipe for a major outbreak, as the following stories prove.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b style=&quot;color: #c27ba0;&quot;&gt;1. Key West, Florida, 1935&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000066; font-family: Arial,Helvetica; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Key West, 1935: Zombie &lt;br /&gt;bodies prepared for disposal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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First&amp;nbsp; Attack On September 2, 1935, Labor Day a major hurricane bore down on the 
Florida Keys, a string of islands separating the Gulf of Mexico from the
 Atlantic Ocean.&lt;br /&gt;
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The hurricane, one of only two Category 5 storms ever 
recorded in the United States, made landfall at Key West, the most 
populous of the keys.  As day turned to night, heavy rains and winds of 
over 150 miles an hour rolled over the island, destroying virtually 
everything standing.  Amid the destruction, infected rats began roaming 
the island, and by morning, the first of the zombies appeared.&lt;br /&gt;
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Many 
islanders mistook the zombies for dazed hurricane survivors and the 
plague spread across the island like wildfire.  To make matters worse, 
the roads and bridges connecting the keys to the mainland had been 
washed out by the storm.  The islanders had no way to escape.  Scores of
 people drowned when they chose to leap into the choppy surf rather than
 face the voracious Real zombies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Within days, FVZA troops from all over the south converged on Key West 
in a variety of sea craft.  They established a beachhead on the south 
side of the island and went about the process of extermination.  It took
 three weeks to secure the island.  A total of 3500 people were infected
 and destroyed, an enormous number considering that there was a zombie 
vaccine available at this time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b style=&quot;color: #c27ba0;&quot;&gt;2. Vicksburg, Mississippi, 1863&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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1863 was the pivotal year of the American Civil War.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000066; font-family: Arial,Helvetica; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;A zombie attacks a Union&lt;br /&gt; soldier in Vicksburg&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Second Zombie Outbreak&lt;/b&gt; on June 17, city residents spotted the first zombie, and within days, 
dozens were wandering about.  This development hardly worried the 30,000
 Confederate troops protecting the city; they entertained themselves by 
conducting target practice on the zombies.  But with their supply lines 
cut off, the Confederate troops soon ran out of ammunition, and the 
zombies kept coming.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;To this day, Southerners claim that the Union let 
the zombie plague continue out of pure malice.  In any case, when Union 
forces entered the city on July 3, hundreds of real zombies were roaming the 
streets, many in Confederate Army uniforms with flagpoles in hand.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b style=&quot;color: #c27ba0;&quot;&gt;3. Hawaii, 1892&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000066; font-family: Arial,Helvetica; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Queen Lili&#39;uokalani&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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At the beginning of the 1890s, Hawaii found itself in a tug of war 
between native islanders, who wanted the islands to remain independent, 
and powerful sugar growers who wanted to join the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Third Zombie Outbreak&lt;/b&gt; -In August of 1892, a zombie plague that had begun among Chinese
 laborers in the sugar cane fields of Oahu spread to Honolulu.  Wave 
after wave of zombies came staggering out of the jungle, forcing 
desperate islanders to board outrigger canoes and flee to neighboring 
islands.

Despite her fear of losing independence,
 the Queen had no choice but to ask the United States for help.   A 
detachment of FVZA troops arrived in the fall and quickly wrested 
control of the city from the zombies.  But the surrounding countryside 
proved more difficult to clear, and more FVZA agents were called in.  
The sugar growers took advantage of the chaos and panic by launching a 
coup, and the Queen was deposed.  Hawaii was annexed by the United 
States in 1898, but they did not become the 50th star on the American flag until August 21, 1959.&lt;br /&gt;
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There has long been suspicion that the sugar growers let the plague go 
in order to destabilize the queen, a suspicion strengthened by the fact 
that the top growers left Hawaii shortly after the outbreak began.  
Whatever the case, Hawaii&#39;s 1893 real zombie outbreak killed just under 2000 
people, making it the third-worst in U.S. history.&lt;br /&gt;
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Update: Recently we have seen one more outbreak in &amp;nbsp;U.S.A.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;;&quot;&gt;What can actually happen after a zombie Apocalypse:-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;#1.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Violence and Violence all Everywhere &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;It&#39;s pretty obvious why &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;zombies&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
appeal to the baser instincts of certain individuals. Most zombie philes are
young males and if you want young males to, say, buy a ticket to your movie, it
needs to have a hero that kicks somebody in the face at some point. Then
hopefully the bad guy falls out of a plate glass window, crashes into a parked
taxi below, which then explodes. They like violence is what we&#39;re saying.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTw9fZMxrexyb9GWRsQVxEpOgA0vS23UyEhXG-VOPgXwaGgdL23&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;real zombies&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTw9fZMxrexyb9GWRsQVxEpOgA0vS23UyEhXG-VOPgXwaGgdL23&quot; title=&quot;real zombies&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;You don&#39;t have to rewind evolution
many generations to find a time when stabbing something with a spear was all in
a day&#39;s work. Today, buried in the reptilian part of the brain is that drive to
survive, recalling that time when surviving often meant to kill or be killed.
So, we sit in our cubicles all day and release that urge via harmless movies
and &lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;video games&lt;/span&gt;
and the sight of nameless bad guys getting mowed down.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;But there&#39;s a larger reason that
zombies are today&#39;s most popular target for therapeutic head-explosions. The
role of &quot;bad guy&quot; isn&#39;t so easy to fill these days. It used to be
there was always some ethnic group or nationality Hollywood could populate
action movies with; if you grew up in the 80s, it was the Russians (&lt;i&gt;Red Dawn&lt;/i&gt;,
etc), before that, the Nazis or Japanese, before that, the &quot;Indians.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;More recently, it&#39;s Arab terrorists.
But we&#39;re running out of villians. You can&#39;t fill your video game with Chinese
enemies; hell, they may need to sell copies of the game there. The video game
industry has had us killing Nazis for a decade, because they couldn&#39;t think of
anybody else it was politically correct to slaughter in huge numbers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;And that&#39;s where zombies come in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;All that morality stuff is set
aside. Killing them is OK because they&#39;re already dead. They don&#39;t even scream
in pain, or show any sense of self-preservation. They seem to want to die. You
get all the blood and gore and none of the complications.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfNVIJUNSbADqi7QQXbkkgV9N6zw2_KrEJ2Pt9sW_T-4eXZUbJ&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;real zombies&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfNVIJUNSbADqi7QQXbkkgV9N6zw2_KrEJ2Pt9sW_T-4eXZUbJ&quot; title=&quot;real zombies&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;real zombies&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;And maybe more important than that,
they&#39;re &lt;i&gt;slow&lt;/i&gt;. And unarmed. There&#39;s no real threat. Sure, the movies
always &lt;i&gt;say&lt;/i&gt; the real zombies have taken over the world, but come on. Every
single male in that audience believes that, if they were in that world, they&#39;d
survive, no problem.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;It&#39;s a playground of destruction
with no repercussions. A violent video game turned into real life. Lots of
targets, no real danger. Hell on Earth, but somehow pure fun.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;#4.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Free Stuff, Without All That Damned
Work&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&quot;Of course there&#39;s free
stuff,&quot; some of you are saying. &quot;Free dirt, blood, zombies and broken
glass. But when society collapses, nobody is going to produce anything any
more! Say goodbye to electricity, plumbing, TV, new music and 90 percent of
what you currently do for fun.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS86pnRmgAWKYYfHM2cH-TKGG7r2QDUHnpDcEVEojsuBzbynS1c&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;real zombies&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS86pnRmgAWKYYfHM2cH-TKGG7r2QDUHnpDcEVEojsuBzbynS1c&quot; title=&quot;real zombies&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;real zombies&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 7.5pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;This is exactly what a rational
person might think. Au contra ire for zombie survivalists. They figure the loss
of those inconveniences will be minor in what is sure to be an action-packed
world full of zombie beheading. Besides, the basics would still be there.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; class=&quot;tr-caption-container&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYTis0GGogbjm1VQDvKDyGMGzTywDppTOVCyasLrotVyToSMXi&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;real zombies&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYTis0GGogbjm1VQDvKDyGMGzTywDppTOVCyasLrotVyToSMXi&quot; title=&quot;real zombies&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;real zombies&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;What
zombie movie ever portrays the heroes as starving?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;And that gets right to the heart of
it. What do you devote your waking life to right now? Curing cancer? Killing
terrorists? No, odds are you&#39;re devoting all your time and energy to just
paying the bills. Those Cheerios don&#39;t just appear in the cupboard, we slave
away at a hated job to keep our bodies fed and the lights on for the fun parts,
with no grand goal beyond that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9FtG-VY1uLtsWJ8cxXl8FOS8s2B9UFYdBbuYSgnW9Y-6e7u98&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;real zombies&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9FtG-VY1uLtsWJ8cxXl8FOS8s2B9UFYdBbuYSgnW9Y-6e7u98&quot; title=&quot;real zombies&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;tr-caption&quot; style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;real zombies&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;But when society collapses under all
the zombie dead weight, it&#39;s all over. But not over like a nuclear holocaust,
where all the warehouses and grocery stores lay in ruins. No, all the stuff is
perfectly intact. All manner of stores and malls and mansions will be ripe for
the picking. In a world where only a tiny fraction of the population remains,
there&#39;d have to be enough food and clothes in the supply chain to feed you and
your friends for the rest of your zombie-killing lives.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Which means you don&#39;t have to spend
all day grinding away in front of a keyboard just to keep food in the fridge.
All that is swept aside. Killing zombies is your job now. And you won&#39;t be
getting any damned memos about a dress code.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;So are you ready for apocalypse??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Types of Zombie Diseases&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let us talk about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.realzombiess.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;Real zombies&lt;/a&gt; diseases, first let us decide
what are the symptoms of being a zombie actually &lt;i&gt;are&lt;/i&gt;. Obviously, the big
one - you know, being literally, actually (un)dead - isn&#39;t something with any
real world medical parallels, so we&#39;ll just have to restrict ourselves to
diseases that make people &lt;i&gt;act&lt;/i&gt; like the walking dead. That would
include traits like rotting or dead flesh, a trance-like state that would rob
people of any sign of higher cognitive function, an inability to communicate in
anything more than moans and grunts, a slow, shuffling gait, and (if we&#39;re
really lucky) a taste for human brains, or at the very least the desire to bite
people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Sleeping sickness&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sleeping sickness &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; the stuff nightmares are made of. The headline
of this BBC News article from 2005 pretty much says it all: &quot;The disease
that makes people zombies.&quot; Prevalent in Africa, sleeping sickness is
caused by the parasite &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Trypanosoma brucei&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; and transmitted by the
tsetse fly&lt;br /&gt;
Worse, there are still no vaccines or ways to prevent infection occurring
once the tsetse fly bites a person. Even the available treatments are - to be
charitable - less than perfect. Melarsoprol is one of the few treatments
available (and that rather dubiously assumes that the average infected person
has access to &lt;i&gt;any&lt;/i&gt; medical care), but it&#39;s over fifty years old and
contains enough arsenic to kill 1 in 20 people that are treated with it. And
even if a patient survives the ordeal, they remain at risk of contracting the
disease &lt;i&gt;again&lt;/i&gt; later.&lt;br /&gt;
About 50,000 to 70,000 people die of sleeping sickness every year, although
Krishna suspected that estimate was actually much too low. In Uganda, one in
every three people is at risk of getting the disease, and some sixty million
people remain under constant threat. So then, there are about 50,000 examples
of the walking dead each year, although (perhaps mercifully) they don&#39;t remain
walking for very long.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Rabies&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There isn&#39;t a disease, be it mental or physiological, that makes people want
to eat other people, at least none as currently recognized by medical science.
(Cannibalism isn&#39;t considered a mental illness in its own right, but rather as
a part of a larger web of psychoses.) There are certain culture-specific mental
conditions - Wendigo
psychosis, observed in certain native American peoples, is one of the
better examples - that make people &lt;i&gt;think&lt;/i&gt; they are turning into
cannibals, but that&#39;s about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: &amp;quot;Calibri&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;&quot;&gt;Still,
rabies can, under certain conditions, approximate some of the conditions of the
zombie lust for brains. The rabies virus causes massive inflammation, or swelling,
of the brain, and it&#39;s most often transmitted by bites from infected animals.
About 55,000 people die annually from rabies, with almost all of these deaths
occurring in Asia and Africa. Although vaccines do exist (indeed, it was Louis
Pasteur&#39;s successful treatment of a rabies-infected child that brought us into
the &lt;/span&gt;

modern age of vaccinations), they have to be administered before the onset
of symptoms if the patient is to survive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Again, the symptoms of rabies sound rather like those of the walking dead:
full or partial paralysis, mental impairment, agitation and strange behavior,
mania, and finally delirium. It takes a bit of cherry-picking of symptoms, but
one could put together a rabies patient with an inability to think clearly or
communicate, difficulty walking, and manic aggression that takes the form of
frequent attacks on humans.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Necrosis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Those of you who are up on your Greek roots already know where we&#39;re going
with one: necrosis is death, specifically those of individual groups of cells
before the organism as a whole dies. This isn&#39;t technically a disease but
rather a condition with a lot of different possible causes. Cancer, poison,
injury, and infection are all possible causes of premature cell death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If we&#39;re being super-literal about what the walking dead really are, then a
patient with necrotic tissue is maybe the closest equivalent. After all, a
patient suffering from necrosis technically is partially dead, albeit still
very much alive in all the important areas (the brain, the heart, and the rest
of the vital organs, for a start) that we generally associate with the living.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whatever its external (or, in the case of cancer or infarction, internal but
extraordinary) cause, necrosis triggers a series of event that can lead to even
greater negative effects outside the affected area. The dead tissue stops
sending signals to the nervous system, and necrotic cells can release dangerous
chemicals that hurt nearby, still healthy cells. If the lysosome membrane
inside the cells is damaged, enzymes can be released that can also harm
surrounding cells.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This chain reaction can cause the necrosis to spread (and if it spreads over
a great enough area, it becomes gangrene) and can ultimately be fatal. The only
way to cure the condition is through a process known as debridement, which is
simply the removal of necrotic tissue. If the dead area is too large, this may
require amputation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Dysarthria&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#39;s take a bit of a break and talk about something relatively less
serious. (&quot;Relatively&quot; being very much the key word there.) We&#39;ve
talked about possible causes of zombie-like trances, cell death, and
hyper-aggression. What about something a little more innocuous, like the iconic
moans and grunts of the oncoming zombie horde? What could cause &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, the best real-world equivalent is probably dysarthria, which is a
disorder affecting the motor controls of human speech. Dysarthria is
particularly appropriate because it&#39;s neurological in its origins, which ties
in with the brain-based aspects of zombie lore. There are a lot of different
causes of dysarthric speech, but all are characterized by a malfunction in the
nervous system that makes it difficult to control the tongue, lips, throat, or
lungs.&lt;br /&gt;
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This in turn causes difficulty in articulation, which can
take the form (among many possible manifestations) of an inability to
communicate in more than unintelligible noises. The condition can be brought on
by traumatic brain injury, metabolic diseases like Lou Gehrig&#39;s or Parkinson&#39;s,
or a stroke, all of which lead to a loss of control over the vocal muscles.
Possible affected areas include the ability to regulate the volume of speech,
the ability to create the proper inflection, and, most importantly for our
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&lt;b&gt;Leprosy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Both zombie folklore and leprosy have a long, long history. Armies of the
flesh-eating undead can be traced all the way back to the roughly tenth century
BCE Akkadian work &lt;i&gt;The Epic of Gilgamesh&lt;/i&gt;, which drew on earlier
Sumerian mythology and was one of the first substantial written works in human
history. Cases of leprosy have been reported going back some four thousand
years throughout Eurasia and northern Africa, including China, India, and
Egypt. Considering a common feature of zombies is their rotting flesh and
decaying body parts, it would seem like leprosy and its similar-sounding
symptoms would be a natural inspiration for such stories.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well...sort of. The truth is (as usual) rather more complicated. First of
all, it&#39;s a myth that leprosy causes body parts to rot away and fall off -
indeed, there really aren&#39;t any diseases that can actually make limbs fall off
(although, as discussed earlier, necrosis can necessitate the amputation of
dead limbs). Leprosy &lt;i&gt;can&lt;/i&gt; cause damage and numbness in its victims,
which could cause a slow, shuffling walk that might have inspired the gait that
we associate with zombies. The main external symptom of leprosy is the outbreak
of extensive skin lesions, which gives the skin a diseased, decaying appearance
not unlike that of the common conceptions of zombies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Fortunately, leprosy is pretty much under control at this point, certainly
compared to sleeping sickness. Over 95% of people are naturally immune to the
disease, and over fifteen million people have been cured of the disease in the
last two decades. It&#39;s a remarkable turnaround for once of the most feared and
stigmatized diseases in human history - indeed, for centuries leprosy evoked
the same kind of irrational dread that we might now feel towards the dead rising
from the graves en mass, ready to devour our brains.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you know more ways to become a zombie, feel Free to share your views in Comments section below&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Real zombies of&amp;nbsp;Haiti&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes in &lt;b&gt;Haiti&lt;/b&gt; zombies are real. It was discovered when American soldiers were returning from &lt;b&gt;Haiti &lt;/b&gt;in the early &#39;20s and &#39;30s saw living dead,witches and dead getting alive by unnatural activities. They published their stories in novels, which in turn inspired horror movie like resident evil,night of living dead, zombie&amp;nbsp; and many more. &lt;br /&gt;
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But in &lt;b&gt;Haiti&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;real zombies&lt;/b&gt; are still there. Years ago, just prior to the 7.0 magnitude earthquake that destroyed the country, VBS producer Santiago Stelley-Fernandez, a camera crew, and I headed to Port-au-Prince in search of the undead, known locally as Nzambi.&lt;br /&gt;
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We had investigative forbearers. In 1967, we encountered the case of Felicia Felix-Mentor, a woman who villagers claimed had died in 1927 at the age of 29 but had returned to the living 20 years later. We  investigated the rumors and discovered evidence that powerful drugs were used to replicate a death-like state. It turns out that neurotoxins are to blame.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now basically is the science behind it?&lt;br /&gt;
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Neurotoxins (also called &lt;b&gt;zombie&lt;/b&gt; powder)are basically a fungi that slows bodily functions to the point that it paralyses human nervous system,other body parts such as lungs and heart and you’re hibernated and considered dead. You lose the ability to use 99% of your brain; therefore, you can to be commanded to do anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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Parasites that turn victims into mindless, zombie-like slaves are fairly common in nature. There&#39;s one called toxoplasmosa gondii that seems to devote its entire existence to being terrifying.&lt;br /&gt;
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Earlier,virally infecting other humans or dead was not possible but I am shocked by seeing results of research done which is exactly as what we see in movie resident evil a zombie can infect other humans as well as dead to lose control on body &amp;amp; mind and can be forced to do whatever their makers wish to.&lt;br /&gt;
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A lot of population is missing day by day which are lost,kidnapped or addicted and are converted into &lt;b&gt;real zombie&lt;/b&gt; at secret labs where experiments are done on them to make them more strong and powerful to kill living creatures,eat flesh and spread virus to dead and alive virally, even experiments are done on animals.&lt;br /&gt;
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One day will come when some how that virus will leak from lab and will make a human or animal zombie,it will spread like a virus and also the wound which is made by a zombie which generally is open,virus on that wound will ultimately mix up with air and will be inhaled by humans and animals,this will be another reason to spread this virus.If this will be the situation then one day will come when there will be a zombie apocalypse.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is also true that no such drug is yet discovered to cure a &lt;b&gt;real zombie&lt;/b&gt;.But still we are researching a lot on making it possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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