tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42849370870147651922024-09-14T11:30:40.498-07:00Joel Denver Harrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11968396126783539427noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4284937087014765192.post-59427588609711751882010-05-07T15:45:00.000-07:002010-05-07T15:45:17.341-07:00<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7GvstxiH-M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7GvstxiH-M&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>Joel Denver Harrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11968396126783539427noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4284937087014765192.post-31363515605527054522010-05-06T08:08:00.000-07:002010-05-06T08:08:53.884-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"></span><br /> <center><h3 style="color: black; font: normal normal bold 12pt/normal Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Orbit</h3></center><div style="font: normal normal normal 9pt/normal Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;">NASA had sent many shuttles to orbit the earth and made an attempt to include passengers of all races, colour and creed. They recently realized they had excluded the clergy, so they invited a priest, a minister, and a rabbi to orbit the earth in a shuttle.</div><div style="font: normal normal normal 9pt/normal Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;">Upon their return, crowds of people formed to hear their impressions. First the priest emerged, beaming and happy; his statement was full of joy. He said, "It was totally amazing. I saw the sun rise and set. I saw the beautiful oceans."</div><div style="font: normal normal normal 9pt/normal Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;">Then the minister emerged, also happy and at peace. He said, "I saw the magnificent earth, our home. I saw the majestic sun. I'm truly in awe."</div><div style="font: normal normal normal 9pt/normal Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;">Then the rabbi came out. He was completely dishevelled, his beard was tangled and in every direction, his kipah was frayed, his tallit was wrinkled, like you can't imagine. They asked him, "Rabbi, did you enjoy the flight?"</div><div style="font: normal normal normal 9pt/normal Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: justify;">He threw his hands in the air crazily and replied, "ENJOY??? What was to enjoy? Oy! Every five minutes the sun was rising and setting! On with the tefillin, off with the tefillin, Mincha, Maariv, Mincha, Maariv... Oy Gevalt!!!!!!"</div>Joel Denver Harrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11968396126783539427noreply@blogger.com0