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Do Fat Girls Really Need Love Too?

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:39:00 +0000

My cousin nagged me to death over this design. She wanted me to make something for the big girls, despite the fat phobia that I have. It's not that I hate fat girls (not all of the time anyways), but those jelly rolls make my stomach turn.

Losing weight is not really hard, it's just not as easy as sitting your fat ass on the couch. You don't need to starve yourself, just eat smaller portions more frequently. I think the whining about how losing weight is so hard really makes most fat people annoying. Now I want to make it clear, by fat I mean these people with their stomach hanging over their pelvis.

It makes my skin turn to think about all the nastiness that must be fermenting in between those fat rolls. I'm reminded of a George Carlin skit: "How do these people take a shit?"

Now I get people that tell me how mean it is to look down on fat people, but I have earned that right. I used to be big and I made the sacrifice to eat healthier and exercise. It did not take forever to drop the weight, but it's not an over night diet that can fix things. You have to change your lifestyle. I'm tired of paying more health insurance, because most of America is fat.

Fat girls may need love too, but not as badly as they need to drop the fucking weight!

Negative People Will Drag You Down With Them

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:37:00 +0000

Just about everyone has that friend who is always complaining about life. They cry about not having enough money, being overweight, or other common life complaints. Everyone complains about these things at some point, but these negative people constantly complain about them.

These people will get overly stressed out about things, and that stress can be infectious. Someone who is constantly down can, and will, drag your mood down. If you really want to be depressed, then you just have to surround yourself with depressed people.

You have to ask yourself if these people are really worth keeping so close. It's an intimidating thing to make new friends as you get older, but you need positive people in your life. Some head doctors say that you should surround yourself with people that have the things that you want. Emotions can rub off on people around you.

Avoid being sucked in to the black hole that negative people create. If you want success and happiness, then surround yourself with successful and happy people.

Daylight Saving Time Needs to End

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:57:00 +0000

I know I'm not the only one that is tired of daylight savings time. It's bad enough that the winter time gets cold, but to have it get dark so early makes me depressed. I have long forgotten whether it was created for the farmer, or to conserve energy. Either way, I hate it.

Most normal jobs are 9 to 5, so that only leaves a few hours of daylight to be seen by most normal people. Sure you get your sun time in during the weekends, but it's not enough to keep you happy.

There are places in Canada that have very high suicide rates, because of the lack of sunlight. That eternal dark drives men and women crazy. That's why they even have sun therapy lounges in the far north. There not tanning beds, but lounges of ultraviolet light to give people a taste of fake sun rays.

Let's please stop this daylight savings time, so I can still get some sun time in after work.

Hyper Kids

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:08:00 +0000

Hyper kids seem to have gotten worse since I was young. I was one of the most excitable kids, but there are kids that are at extremes today. It amazes me how much energy these tiny little people can have. They get so bad that doctors give them these medications. I have a feeling that having to pay bills would cure these kids very fast.

Why do most kids seem so much more hyper today? Is it just because I'm so much older? Is it cartoons/games? or is it all that high fructose corn syrup in their candy?

I'm sure they seem really bad in comparison with my current age. It's been a long time since I've had the near zero responsibility of a kid. Maybe I have forgotten how it feels when everything is new and exciting.

Now I'm also sure that the kids and video games that kids play are also part of it. Many parents let the television baby sit their kids. There are a lot of parents that are a little too lazy to actually raise their kids. They will let the TV distract their kid, so they don't have to make an extra effort. Why take extra time to talk to your kids when you can just let the TV do that for you?

High fructose corn syrup has to share some of the blame. This artificially produced sugar is a big part of the reason why there are so many fat kids today. Fat foods are bad, but that super sugar really packs on the pounds. The artificial crap in foods must be playing havoc with our systems. Food is big business, so you probably won't be hearing about a direct link between problem kids and these additives, anytime soon.

Don't let television raise your kids and try to keep them away from the artificial crap. Make them go outside and give them plenty of choirs. All this might help keep your kid from becoming too hyper.

Console Fanboyism

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:40:00 +0000

First off, I'm a Wii fan, but the PC is still the ultimate game platform. Now with that out of the way, a lot of people have been getting ridiculous with their support of their favorite console.

Sony has been having a lot of problems, but their fans have been pumping their graphic/processor power everyday. It IS very powerful and will produce very impressive looking games, but will they be fun to play after the wow factor wears off? Sony fans are grasping at straws now that Wii has dominated. I understand their concern, because so many publishers have scraped PS3 projects to focus on the Wii. Great hardware is no better than a paper weight, without great software/games.

Xbox has further proved what a powerhouse Microsoft is. I love Microsoft, because of the great PC game experiences past and present (Direct X has come a long way), but man did I hate how they scooped Halo away. For those that don't know, Halo was set to come out for the PC, until Microsoft bought the exclusive rights for their X box. It was a great business move for them, but it still pains me to this day. Xbox fanatics are shocked that Wii has outsold them in such a short time (Japan sales are the biggest factor).

Halo 3's launch has released a lot of "well now we will show the Wii who's boss," discussions. Some guy from Cnet even went on some anti-Wii rant in his Halo post (Halo should be able to stand alone in the article without any mention of Wii). Any of my fellow Metroid players will know that Halo would play so much better with the Wii's control system, anyways. Xbox has done great things with Coop (I LOVE COOP ... Contra and Double Dragons nostalgia), but FPS with dual analog cannot compare with a Wiimote and definitely not compare with a mouse.

Now the Wii is the only console that could pull me away from being a strict PC fanboy. I've been spoiled with great graphics, but I need more control diversity. I love BattleField 2, but it's hard to switch from mouse/keyboard to joystick/rudders. The switch IS necessary, because flying a chopper doesn't work well with a mouse. The Wiimote makes me dream of an easy switch between fighting on foot, in a tank, in a jet, and in a helicopter. You could use the Wiimote/nunchuck to easily switch into the best control positions.

The Wii has expanded the game market to far reaches. There is gonna be a lot more money out their for game companies to compete for. Yes there is an overabundance of casual games, but think of them as training wheels for non gamers. When they are ready for the training wheels to come off, then they won't be so intimidated to play "hardcore" games. Just don't complain if someone's grandma pwns you online, one day. No way is the Wii, or it's controls, perfect, but I will continue to show support for positive innovations like the Wii. Motion controls are here to stay.

Don't take any console too seriously and remember that it's all about the games.

P.S. How great it would be to have Sony's horsepower, Microsoft's online infrastructure and Nintendo's controls, all in one super system.

Mike Vick Let the Dogs Out

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:15:00 +0000

Yeah so Mike Vick is fucked. He's got a strict court, the NFL AND P.E.T.A, after him. It would be entertaining to cover him in liver, then release his attack dogs to see just how fast he REALLY is. He has fallen into the Rich Athlete Street Cred Syndrome (RASCS). Despite having cash for life, he felt the need to show he still has some ghetto in him.

I feel more sorry for most animals, than I do for a lot of people, but the coverage has been ridiculous. People die in outrageous situations every day, but don't receive a percentage of attention that dead dogs have gotten. I hate animal cruelty, but these band wagon jumpers are just as bad. They find causes that people are upset about and then decide that they are now members of that cause.

So you despise dog fighting, well where the hell were you before Mike Vick? Did you JUST decide to get upset about it, because you happened to watch the news? You SHOULD be upset, but this story should not get more coverage than other every day tragedies.

P.S. Most of New Orleans is STILL in ruins you fucking bandwagon jumpers.

Gotta Love Sluts

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:17:00 +0000

Sluts are generally loved by men, and generally hated by women. They shouldn't be hated, but should be handled with care. Sluts are great for the world, as long as they aren't dirty. They do increase the risk of spreading disease, but can make the world a more peaceful place. Just imagine how many fewer terrorists the world would have if terror cell recruits were getting laid, constantly. It's kinda hard to want to blow yourself up when you are over sexed.

Men don't always want easy women, but it's nice to not have to go through so much bullshit to get laid. How refreshing it can be to not hide the fact that you want sex, and then get some. Non slutty women are obsessed with playing the vague game. They don't want you to tell them exactly how you feel about them, they want you to be a little more vague. You can't always tell them that you want them, you gotta play like you MIGHT want them. Sluts will let you skip all that bullshit and spend more time on sex.

This getting past the bullshit is another reason why women hate sluts. Fewer men will spend time playing their dumb games when there are sluts around. The women can't keep men wrapped around their finger if a man can just go to the local slut for sex. Normal women want to play that challenge game, but they don't want to have to beg for sex. If there were more sluts, then normal women would have to beg men for sex instead of vice versa. This would be a disaster for most women, who's lives are built on men begging them for sexual attention.

I say bravo to all the clean sluts out their (std free). It is you that keep men subdued with sex, so they can't become so violent. You can single handedly crush terrorism throughout the world with your skills. As for dirty sluts, just make sure you only screw are enemies, so they end up with the rashes, and stay away from us.

I Love Harry Potter Spoilers

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:32:00 +0000

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't stand hearing about Harry Potter. Hearing about long lines for a freaking kids book annoyed me. I can't count how many times I ask what the fuck was wrong with these people. Kids are excitable, but the older people that were waiting for hours was disturbing. I hated Harry Potter, until the movie.

I saw the movie and was hooked, but I would NEVER wait in line for a fucking book. Now the final book has made things even worse. People are crying about spoilers like they are the end of the fucking world. Spoilers make it so you don't have spend hours reading the damn book. People actually spent the whole weekend reading this book. How boring is your life, when your weekend is highlighted by reading a children's book?

I haven't spoiled the ending for other people, but I LOVE when someone else does. It's not fun to be at the other end of someone's whining that you spoiled the one thing that can help them escape their boring lives. Now it IS fun to be on the outside, watching the whining get directed towards someone else. Although I will watch the last 2 movies, I have to say ...

I want to KILL Harry Potter (no I don't want to kill Dan Radcliffe, because that would be illegal, but I would love to see the character get offed).

The iPhone is the Problem, and so are You

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:19:00 +0000

I have the strongest urge to find some tool that waited hours in line for an iPhone, snatch it from their hands, and smash it on the concrete.

The media coverage has almost become as annoying as the whole Paris Hilton thing, ALMOST.

The world would be such a better place if people didn't buy stuff just so they can say "look what I got". It's great to buy nice stuff so you can enjoy it, but it's retarded to buy it just so you can show it off.

I'd like to just have a phone that is just that, a phone. I don't need a shitty phone, with a shitty camera, shitty internet, shitty movie player, and a shitty music player. A bunch of shitty things together in a small package is still SHIT.

You will pay 600 for the phone and more for the plan, but I bet you will still complain about gas prices AND Global warming.

Fight Club was a very entertaining movie, but it also had a GREAT message for the world: You aren't the clothes that you wear, you aren't the car that you drive.

Expensive things don't make you a better person, so you should only buy things that YOU want for YOU, and not to impress people.

In conclusion, be careful who you show your iPhone to, because I could be around waiting to smash it to bits. Just say no to trying to impress people, because you will only piss them off.

The Naive Religion

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:09:00 +0000

There are so many different religions today and most really started out as cults. The only real difference between a cult and religion is the government influence. Get the government on your side and you will become a religion. If you don't, then lookout for the SWAT team.

Now there have been a lot of fundamentalists on the news. The religions are different, but each believes they are 100% correct about their "good book". Of course, I'm talking about faith. Some of these people will get into lengthy arguments about how their answers to life's questions are correct. Wars have been started over these arguments.

My problem is with the naive notion that your answer HAS to be the right one. There's no winning a political debate just like there is no winning a religious one. Many people would rather fight than admit they might be wrong. Your beliefs could be the correct ones, but so could the other person's. One religion could be right, but they could all be completely wrong. You won't REALLY know until your die.

The foundation of many major religions is the ancient text. There is so much faith put into writings of people that died long ago. The writers lived in a time when science could get you killed. People hear voices today, but their writings aren't heralded. People take drugs and hallucinate all the time, but their visions aren't given the same merit as dead people. I just find it hard to totally believe writings from a time when people believed that everything revolved around the earth.

Today, religion is a big, powerful, business. It's a great way to control people. No one knows that your faith is misplaced for sure, but realize that it IS possible. I may not agree with your beliefs, but I must respect them. You should think about respecting other religious beliefs, no matter how outrageous. Remember, you may be judged by your actions in life, but you won't know for sure until you die.

Joe Francis The Pussy and Ex Pussy Chaser

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:14:00 +0000

Joe Francis is a great business man that cashed in on gullible young women and horny men. In real life, the guys a little prick. He's self made, but has the attitude of trust fund baby. Now he is getting his just desserts.

He is currently serving time in a Nevada prison for tax evasion and was given the chance for $1.5 million dollar bail. He turned down the chance to post bail, because he's afraid to own up to crimes a Florida court is holding over his head. Those charges are a sexual nature, as if that were any surprise.

I'm assuming Nevada jails are full of tax cheats, pimps, prostitutes, and white collar criminals. Florida prisons have the pleasure of holding left overs from the wave of Caribbean criminals that flooded the state. These prisoners can and WILL make little Joey their bitch.

He's afraid to leave Nevada, so that prisoners in Florida can't make him the star of "Prisoners Gone Wild". He's getting what he deserves and I'm so damn happy about that. Don't worry Joey Pussy, you will get your chance at some real Florida Gone Wild action, very soon.

The Down Fall of Spoiled Whores

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Tue, 29 May 2007 04:19:00 +0000

It's a great time of the year. The nicer weather is showing it's face and stupid spoiled whores are getting some much needed pay back from almighty Karma. Paris Hilton has more difficulty putting on that fake smile everyday she gets closer to prison. Lindsay Lohan gets her own DUI controversy with drugs involved and Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital for mixing drinks with medication (more likely mixing illegal drugs with legal ones).

These women are setting a horrible example for impressionable girls watching them on TV. DUI is never right, but the punishment should be more severe for the wealthy. I can almost understand some hard working blue collar guy getting a little too drunk a lot more than a wealthy wench who can afford a daily limo.

It's a harsh thing to say, but let's hope that stupid spoiled whores kill themselves before they kill someone innocent.

Single Mothers Are You Serious

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Mon, 14 May 2007 03:00:00 +0000

Well it's mother's day and I got to thinking about single mothers again. I go out to clubs less often than I used to, but I have become a single mother magnet. It seems like I always attract them like a moth to a flame. Sure single mothers are great people and blah blah blah, but I don't want the added drama.

Single women have issues about men in general. It's not all their fault, because we lie, cheat, and lie some more. Women don't really want the truth all the time. If some guy goes up to an attractive women and tells her exactly what he wants to do to her, then she's probably gonna get mad. That is a whole other rant in itself. Back on topic: Single mothers have even more issues than single women with no kids. It's obvious. The vast majority of single moms are single because they got knocked up by some asshole.

Asshole may be a little harsh, so we will say they got knocked up by a guy that told her the things she wanted to hear before letting him into her pants. Once the mission was accomplished, then the man's real character shows up. Mother's love their children, but single mothers have the flip side of an added reminder to the asshole that left her this way.

So ... single mothers I am NOT sorry that you are in this position, because I had nothing to do with it. In the future, I would appreciate it if you not try to find a "nice" guy at a club. Nice guys don't go to clubs to find nice women. Nice/Bad guys go to clubs to find naughty women that they never plan on introducing to their parents. If you want a nice guy who is looking for a nice girl, then go to the fucking library.

P.S. I can lie with the best of them, but I have a nasty habit of telling the cold truth. Don't get mad when I'm right. You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! ... I couldn't resist.

Fuck a Gas Out

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Wed, 02 May 2007 05:33:00 +0000

Recently, I heard about the dumb idea of a Gas out. For those that don't know, it's basically a boycott on gas in hopes of reducing the price. Whether it works or not, it's fucking stupid. If gas companies lose too much money, then they will just fire more people.

Now a smart gas station would announce one of those special price break just for that day. These boycotts are just another good reason for the hippies to stay inside, so they can smoke more pot. I get tired of hearing "stop using gasoline to save us from global warming".

You know HIPPIES, I'm sure all that smoking and lack of showering won't help the environment much either. Go after people that wear tons of cosmetics and hair gel. People need to lead by example. I can guarantee that Al Gore used as much energy in one month of touring to "save the world", than most people use in an entire fucking year.

A Few Bad Screws

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:45:00 +0000

The weather is finally decent enough to break out my roller blades. I bought new wheels in preparation for a new season of skating. Now I had to take the old wheels off and the worst happens. The god damned screw strips. I tried using a slightly larger wrench and it just stripped more. It got even worse, when 2 other screws did the same damn thing.

Now there is only one set of replacement screws in my set, so my skates are basically ruined. The screws are proprietary ones that fit into special notches, so I have to buy new skates. The company doesn't make those screws anymore. I've been waiting so long to get the skates out and now I'm livid.

Why does there have to be so many fucking screw types? I really wish that skate screws where the phillips/flat head variety. You know the ones that the long notch for the flat head and a smaller notch perpendicular for phillips heads. They probably make those weird skate screws just so you have to replace you skates every few years.

Thank god for the skate clearance sale at the local store. I refuse to miss skating this weekend, so I will get new blades, even if I have to break into my drinking money.

Imus is an Ass, but Shouldn't be Fired

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:55:00 +0000

Okay so Imus is an ass and he's not very funny. He's definitely no Howard Stern, who would have not had nearly this much heat on him, if he were the one that made the comment. Howard Stern definitely has the ghetto pass, while Imus is like the definition of cracker.

Imus tried to be funny, but he is not a funny person. He definitely should not be fired for his stupidity. If people really wanted racially equality, then they would have to get equally upset at everyone that uses a phrase, despite their skin color. In other words, if you wanted Imus fired for what he said, then you are gonna also have to fire A LOT of rappers who use much worse.

I don't like Imus, but I don't like Al Sharpton either. Good ole Al needs to be told that he is NOT the voice of black America (or I'm sure he would prefer the term king). It's amazing how words seem to affect people much more than real violence in the news.

This whole situation is furthering the pussification of America. Words do more damage than weapons these days and hypocrites are on a rampage. People have every right to be upset at Imus's comments, but they can't just ignore other people that have been saying much worse. If a term is only offensive if it comes from a white man, then that is just as racist as the term used.

World Domination

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:16:00 +0000

No I'm not dead, I've just been making my plans for world domination. You know how it goes. First comes the money, then the power, and well I can't give away all the secrets. First order of business will be to buy up golf courses and turn them into public parks. I think the club houses would make great spots for low cost housing. I bet that would really piss off all the of the super rich old fogies.

You can always buy the people off. If they don't take money, then you can buy them a prostitute. Everyone is vulnerable to offers of money and sex. That's enough of the master plans for now. Back to my mad laboratory.

Everyone Is Selfish, Especially Me

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:56:00 +0000

That's right, you, me and everyone else, is selfish. Some of the reasons are obvious, while others are not.

Let's jump right into your first objection: charity. There are people that give everything to charity without caring about the tax breaks they will receive. This is supposed to be an unselfish act, but these people give to charity for their own selfish reasons.

Humans are addicted to chemicals in the brain (aka emotions) and giving to charity makes most people feel "good" inside. This good feeling is chemicals, so they are basically doing charity work to feed their chemical addiction. The darker side of charity is those people that do it just for the tax breaks. That darker side is the obvious type of selfish behavior.

Now the people that you love ... many people would die for the people that they love. This should be the most unselfish act, but it is not. Although self preservation is the most basic selfish instinct, procreation and leaving a legacy are an extension of that instinct. You would die for your children's sake, because they are your path to immortality. Donating and organ is leaving your legacy. Saving someone else's life, by sacrificing your own, is also leaving a legacy. People cannot life forever, so they hope for their name to live on through children/or their legacy.

When people do good things for other people, it's also selfish. Either they do it for that good feeling, or to gain power/influence over them. Power is it's own addictive drug. People will endure all sorts of pain for the sake of power. Some people even get off on pain. Somehow, it always points to a selfish thought.

The point I'm trying to make is that selfish is NOT a bad word. It is something that we all share in whatever we do. It's better if you are selfish in a way that helps others, but it's still a selfish thing. Now don't dare look down upon those that aren't into charity as much as you are, because everyone is selfish. A true charity worker doesn't have to tell everyone about how much they are giving to those less fortunate and how much time they are putting in. These people are attention seeking (selfish) whores. Giving to charity is great, but DON'T be one of those people.

Why is Global Warming so Cold?

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:23:00 +0000

While scientists are screaming about global warming, I'm freezing my ass off. The days are getting longer, but it's not getting any warmer. Why is global warming so damn cold? Yes I've heard about the melting of the ice caps and how it changes the ocean current. That important ocean current that circulates the warm fronts. Ice caps melt = eminent ice age.

Now I'm just thinking we should call it polar melting instead of Global warming. Yes the ice is melting up north, but here the temperature continues to drop. I don't care if the yearly temperature increases, because it FEELS colder. It is important to prevent another ice age, but I can't help shaking my head when I hear global warming uttered.

Stay warm gas guzzlers, while you still can!

Britney versus Rogan For Richest Loser

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:42:00 +0000

Well Britney Spears, yikes. You are probably still not sure why global warming is so cold, but you know plenty about Britney Spears being nuts and everything Anna Nicole. Anna has been mentioned enough, so we will let her rest.

A bald Britney Spears is not an attractive sight. She has lost it, and it's sad to think that Kevin Federline is the more responsible parent. Apparently, she has so much money, that it has driven her insane. Naturally photographers hound her, but she has been paid very well for the breach of privacy. Once you become a star, you get paid millions to entertain AND to put up with the public scrutiny. This is why I would nominate her for richest loser.

She's got some competition though, Joe Rogan. The guy that hosts Fear Factor, UFC, ruined the Man Show, went out of his way to put down some kid on Myspace, accuses comics of stealing material, thinks he's a real comedian, and apparently has nothing better to do. The guy has gotta have some cash in his pocket, yet he is on some sort of loser quest to find comics who "steal" material. He recently jumped on stage during a Carlos Mencia performance. Rogan started getting into all of this research that he had done on Mencia. In short, he says Mencia has been stealing material for years.

I'm very biased, because I am a Mencia fan, but I couldn't stand Rogan long before this whole episode. Any comedian that lives off of racist comedy is going to cross paths with similar material of other comics. It's inevitable, but not necessarily intentional. It's a negative if he did blatantly steal stuff, but it would fit in perfectly with his routine. Mencia is hispanic, so stealing would be part of a lot of his jokes anyways.

I have lost even more respect for Rogan, if that's possible. Even if Carlos was stealing a lot of material, blatantly, why does Rogan feel it's his job to point it out. Here's some clichés for how I feel: "snitches get stitches" and "he who is without sin, cast the first stone." It is the responsibility of comics that are stolen from, to confront the thieves. Now any comic that were to steal from Joe Rogan, isn't going to be very funny for sure. Joe Rogan's comedy style can be summed up this way: "I'm Joe and I'm a whiny little bitch." Now that type of comedy is funny to other whiny little bitches, I'm sure, but NOT to me.

Rogan has some cash, so he should be busy getting laid and partying. He's gotta have at least a few groupies, I mean if Screech can get laid, then any D list star can. People that try hard to expose others are usually doing so out of jealousy, or trying to hide that fact that they are bigger offenders. Just look at that senator that was on a mission to get sexual predators and he turned out to be one.

Britney is a trailer park loser, but she is having some mental difficulties right now, so Joe Rogan wins Richest Loser by a long shot. Also an honorable Richest Loser mention goes to Joe Francis (he is a great business man, but the guy has got issues).

Now for some kind of clever ending ... Joe Rogan, in the words of Carlos Mencia, you are a "dee dee dee" and apparently having better things to do with your life is NOT a Factor For You.

Anna Nicole Smith Dies And I'm Not Shocked

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:16:00 +0000

Anna Nicole Smith kicked the bucket and you know this of course. It's not like you haven't heard it like 20 times already. I really don't see how anyone could be shocked that she died. Whether it was drugs, murder, or both, it really shouldn't be headline news. I'm not saying the news shouldn't take a break from their constant Iraq coverage, but there are more important stories than Anna from the trailer park.

So who is the father of her baby? Who cares? Only those involved should care, not the whole country. It's not like the money the kid MIGHT inherit will go to any of the "little people". The media seems too busy with celebrities and child molesters these days. Real journalism isn't a big priority these days.

I've already said too much. I don't want to add too much to the circus, but I will end with a favorite quote that I overheard:

"Oh that poor Anna Nicole died. She was such a lost soul. Why couldn't it have been Paris Hilton instead?"

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:23:00 +0000

Yes that is a cliché of a title, a hit song by Panic At The Disco
, and more importantly, not the type of title you should see on my blog. Sins are my business, passion, weakness, and some would say, obsession. Ah yes, those animal instincts that we try so hard to control. All sin has made it's way into the online world. The most prominent sin would be Lust, as you can tell by the mass of porn sites.

Some of my friends have commented at my less than perfect grammar. My grammar is poor, but you can still understand most of the things that I say. Most English speakers don't use proper grammar, so I don't spend extra time on perfecting it. Don't like it? Naturally, then don't read it.

Wrath is a popular sin in my life and this blog. I hate when people try to force me into enjoying the same music as them. I hate when people are so obsessed with networking for their benefit, while they don't remember the other party's needs. I hate when people mess up lyrics to MY favorite songs. I hate when people get a little too social on forums. I hate when people don't know that pics is short for pictures or photos. I hate when people want me to rate their pics or vote for them. These are many of the minor annoyances that I have, and the major annoyances will eventually all get their own blog posts.

I know this is not my usual rant style, but it's been a very busy week. Next post I will really rip into something new. P.S. the Fergie thing is still really pissing me off.

Fergilicious Definition: Queen Of The Buttafaces

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:42:00 +0000

I was having one of those rare days when I actually listened to the radio and an Akon song was on. It was great for awhile until they come on with some of that Fergie garbage. She is one of the very few artists that forces me to bark at the radio, literally. Her song "Fergilicious" gets way too much air play for a shitty song.

I find it HILARIOUS how hot she thinks she is in the song. She talks about working on her fitness and she definitely should. Fergie is a buttaface! For those that don't know ... a buttaface is someone who has everything, BUT a face. The best evidence is from Buttafaces.com. Fergie needs to work out even more to get that body to the point where it can distract from her face.

Fergie suffers from the Cinderella effect. I can't remember who coined the term, but the Cinderella effect is when so many people tell an ugly girl that she's hot, she starts to believe it. You will see this taking place at the bar all the time. After all the real attractive girls turn a bunch of guys down, those guys will start to go after the fugly girls. The fugly girls will get so much attention that they mistake it for them actually being cute.

This is the perfect time for me to throw another definition at you ... the Make Up Artist. I'm not talking about the actual job, but the girls who have taken their make up to a high art. Most women are experts at their make up, but some women can use their little "kits" to go from ugly to fabulous. Why some women are obsessed with the word fabulous is a whole other annoying subject. Anyways, the Make Up Artists will put their game face on for the club, but if some unlucky guy wakes up to her the next morning, he's gonna be in for a shock. I think Dane Cook has the best description of what the girl looks like in the morning: Lagoon creature.

Fergie doesn't exactly fit into this last category, but she looks 100 times worse in her old videos with the Black Eyed Peas. You can tell that they actually kept the light away from her face to hide the craters. Success can buy a whole team of make up pros and stylists.

In closing, it is perfectly fine if you weren't born with good genes, but don't fall victim to the Cinderalla effect. Sure looks aren't everything, but they are still important. Don't try to cheat your genetics too much, because the gene pool is already filled with too many stupid people and no big animals to eat them.

Sex Tapes Of Stupid People ...

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:07:00 +0000

The most popular celebrity PR stunt these days is the sex tape. The Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape started everything. Their sex tape was a cult phenomenon and had the unique distinction of actually being stolen. The tapes that followed were likely released in brokered deals by B list stars.

You've heard of the Paris Hilton sex tape that made her famous (or infamous depending on your viewpoint). Not too soon after, many B list celebrities tried to achieve the same fame by selling their own sex tapes. It is a very long list of celebrity losers that includes: Tonya Harding, former wrestler Chyna, and even Britney Spears.

Many of the recently "leaked" tapes feature B list stars who act shocked and appalled at the tapes release. The truth is that many have been proven to have sold the rights to their tapes. These people that are desperate for media attention, hope to gain A list celebrity and monetary compensation for their badly edited sex tapes.

The most recent addition to this industry is, Page 3 model, Keeley Hazell. She has told the press how upset she supposedly is. It was not too long ago that fellow Page 3 model, Jordan, had a sex tape of her own "leaked". It is possible that many of these low profile stars had nothing to do with their tapes being sold, but it was their stupidity that created the videos.

Whether you are in the public eye, or just a college kid, you should have few enough brain cells to avoid sex tapes. I don't care how much you trust your partner, usually things go bad. If you truly are upset that your "private" tapes end up on the internet, then don't be stupid enough to make them in the first place. On the other hand, if you want the tapes to be spread around the world, then don't pretend to be upset.

The list of sex tapes is going to increase every year and if you are dumb enough to film any sex acts, then your ass belongs on the internet. The phenomenon has gotten so large, that even Wikipedia has opened a Celebrity Sex Tapes section on their site.

Just remember kiddies, once your ass is on the internet, you can never get it off. This has been a PSA from the Keep Your Ass Off Of The Internet Foundation.

Fuck Paris Hilton ... Dozens Probably Already Have ...

noreply@blogger.com (Gabriel Angel) — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 22:36:00 +0000

Paris Hilton is stupid? Well that's one of those questions that people already know the answer to. Some have argued that she isn't as dumb as she looks and that she is just acting. Well I personally think it would be even more pathetic to act that stupid, than to actually be that stupid.

Besides, from what I've seen in reviews, she's a horrible actor. She can't sing and can't act, but she has other skills. Those other skills were witnessed in her infamous sex tape. She should just finally stop putting it off, get breast implants, and become a porn star. It's the only thing she will ever be good at.

Any interview that she does is silenced by the collective crying of mothers all over the world. Watching the women that their daughters seem to idolize, ruin the dreams they have of raising a lawyers or doctors. The best example of this can be seen in the South Park episode that spoofs Paris Hilton for being a "stupid spoiled whore".

Another interesting segment was done my TMZ.com, when they read hate mail to Paris Hilton. I can't find the direct link, so you will have to do some digging around for it, but I remember laughing uncontrollably. One of the memorable moments was when one hate mail writer compared Paris to a fart in a mitten. Anyways, it will be worth tracking down for those with some ambition.

Now an interesting thought ... who is Paris Hilton's biggest group of fans? Pedophiles! For those that are lucky enough to not know the meaning of that word, a pedophile is an adult who is attractive to young children. Where is the connection? Well Paris Hilton is so skinny that she does not have the body of a women. If someone were living under a rock, and didn't know who Paris Hilton was, then they could easily mistake her dumb ass for a young girl. Now those sex offenders can watch her sex video without fear of going to jail. SO ....

Congratulations Paris, you have the body and intellect of an underage girl ... no wonder they seem to like you so much.