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Rice Feeding Program.

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:25:00 +0000

It was 24th of March 2011 where we were celebrating my Daughter Anushree Pradhananga's Rice Feeding Program.

Rice Feeding Program is that program from when a Baby Girl & a Boy starts taking homely Food Stuffs like Rice (Vaat), Daal & Tarkari. A Baby Girl starts it before exceeding 5 months & a Boy starts it before 6 months.

After awaiting... for a long time with some kind of tensions, the program concluded smoothly. Some of my friends helped me a lot on that occasion.

Anushree looking at the Camera.

How do I look???

Xpressions

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 17:02:00 +0000

As the holiday comes by, I use to stick around with my friends. But, today all the efforts being around with my friends went in vein. That is why I suddenly went to one of my friends home at Kupondol & then after we moved to Patan Durbar Square. Here are some of the Snaps taken during the time we spared there.

But, accidentally; ISO of the Camera was overried to 16000 & causing the photographs noisy. :D

Boudanath Re-visited.

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 16:45:00 +0000

Again, it has been a long time that i posted pictures. Hence, I am posting some of my recent photographic Works. Hope, you will like these:

Title it Yourselves !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sat, 01 May 2010 16:23:00 +0000

Few Pictures taken on the occassion of May 1st, 2010.

Samir Pradhananga

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:40:00 +0000

आज फेरी ब्लगको रुपमा मेरा केही फोटोहरु राख्ने जमर्को गर्दै छु ।

नयाँ बर्ष २०६७ को मंगलमय शुभकामना !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:59:00 +0000

फेरी एक पटक धेरै समय पछी ब्लग गर्ने जाङर चलेको हो की जस्तो छ, हेरम् के हुन्छ ????

जेसुकै भएता पनि सम्म्पुर्ण आदरणीय ब्लगर साथीहरु प्रति नयाँ बर्ष २०६७ को मंगलमय शुभकामना !!!

शुभ दीपावली २०६६ तथा नेपाल सम्बत ११३० को हार्दिक मंगलमाय शुभकामना !!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:53:00 +0000

I Pray to God to give YOU
In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always!!!!!!!! “Happy Deepawali”.
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शुभ दीपावली २०६६ तथा नेपाल सम्बत ११३० को हार्दिक मंगलमाय शुभकामना !!!!

Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasthya,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
& Sneha.
HAPPY & COLORFUL DIPAAWALI !!!

दशै र तिहार ताकाको राजधानीको ट्राफिक बन्दोबस्त

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:10:00 +0000

दशै र तिहारको आगमन सँगै राजधानीका सडकहरु पनि निक्कै भींड हुन थालेका छन् जस्को पारीणाम स्वरुप बाटो पिछे ट्राफिक पुलिस पनि तेतिकै देखिन थालेका छन् । नहोस् पनि किन, बिना कारण त सुरक्षाको नाममा गाडी {बिशेष गरी Bikers हरु लाई} धनीहरुलाई दु:ख, कारवाही गर्नको लागि बस्नेहरु यस्तो मौकामा चौका हान्न किन नै पछी पर्लान ?

कुरा के भने, म जहिले पनि अफिस सकिसकेपछी कन्तिपथको चारदोबाटो {उत्तरमा लैन्चौर,पुर्बमा राजदरबार,पछिममा ठमेल} भएर फर्कने गर्छु । त्यो चोकको बिचमा ट्रफिक बस्नु पर्ने हो तर एकजना पनि देखिंदैन । उनीहरु त: जहाँ प्राय:जसो चालकहरुले ट्राफिक बत्तिको Signal नबुझी Left Turning गर्ने ठाउंमा 'लुकेर' कुनातिर बस्छन् । अनी त के, स्वर्गबाट देवराज ईन्द्रको मृत्‍युको सुचनालाई Sorry भनेर माफि पाउन सकिएला, बन्दुक कन्चटमा ताकी सकेको आतंबादीसँग माकी पाइएला तर तेस्ता लुकेर बसेका भोकाएका, तिर्खाएका ट्राफिकहरुको हातबाट छुट्न सकिंदैन, त्यो माथि यस्तो चाडबाडको मुखमा । जसरी भएपनी पैसो चाइहाल्यो क्यारे .......

दैनिक अफिसबाट छुट्ने क्रममा त्यस्तो कारवाहि त कती देखिन्छ देखिन्छ । वास्तवमा, त्यस्तो ट्राफिक सिग्नल बुझ्न गाह्रो हुन्छ [जहाँ सिधा हरियो बत्ती बल्छ र आफुलाई left turn गर्नु पर्ने हुन्छ] म आँफै पनि उनिहरुको कारवाहीमा पर्थें होला, थाहा नपाएको भय होइन र ??

हुनत, उनिहरु मुख्यत: सवारी चालकहरुलाई कारवाही गर्न न बसेका हुन्, "सतर्क र साबधान बनाउन होइन" । यदी तेसो होइन भने त त्यस्तो अन्जानबस ट्राफिक नियम उलंघन हुने ठाउंमा त सबैले देखिने गरेर बिचमा पो बसी दिनु पर्छ त........ नकी लुकेर कुनातिर बस्ने हो ?

यो त मेरो नजरमा परेको एउटा चोकको मात्रा वास्तविक चित्र हो एस्तो त राजधानीका कत्ती सडक र चोकमा होलान्..... तपाईंहरु आँफै बिचार गर्नु होला ...... जे सुकै भए पनि, म यती कुरा बुझ्छु: ट्राफिक पुलिसहरु भनेको सबैले देखिने पोषाक लगाएर सडकमा सबैले टाढैबाट देखिने गरेर बस्नु पर्छ !!!

LOVELY Countries........

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:46:00 +0000

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.
Source:

Funny Quotations & Reasons....

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:32:00 +0000

As we all know, humour is something that we can not buy with our money & it is an one of the most essential stuffs in our daily life. Long time back, I was sent an email with some funny & creative things. Hope, you will surely flash your smile on reading the contains. Have a Lauching & Smily time.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

All man should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why to take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, - three's the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why to learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

UP N downs of Cupids'

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 07:32:00 +0000

धेरै भो ब्लग नगरेको । खास कारण त केही थिएन । भन्छन नि काम छैन समय पनि छैन, तेस्तै भएको होला । कुरा के भने नि ब्लग पनि एउटा नशा नै हो, गर्‍यो भने गरेको गरै हुने नगरे वास्तै नहुने कस्तो अचम्म हगि???

केही दिन हो या महिना हो मैले एउटा साथीको बारेमा केही शब्द कोर्ने प्रयास गरेको थिएं । आज तेस्कै दोश्रो भाग कोर्ने प्रयास गर्दैछु । समयको गती सङ्गै उनिहरुको भेट्घाट भईराखेको थियो । एकदिन मेरो साथीको प्रेमिले साथीलाई फोनमा उनिलाई सकेसम्म छिटो बिहे गरी घरमा लान भनिछिन् । एक्कास्सी एस्तो कुरा सुनेर मेरो साथी छक्क परे र आफ्नो दिमागलाई शान्त र ठन्डा राखेर बिहेको प्रस्ताबलाई स्विकार पनि गरेनन नत: अस्विकार नै । अब हेर्नुस् न बिहे जस्तो कुरा तुरुन्तै हुन्छ भनेर कसरी भन्न सक्नु र हुन्न भनु त आफ्नो प्राण प्यारी ...... साथी बडो फसादमा परेछ । उता केटी मान्छे भने निकै नै सिरियस रहिछिन । एही कुराको खासोखास सुनाउन तथा सल्लाह लिन साथी पनि आतुरी भाईराखेको थियो । एकदिन हाम्रो भेट पनि भो र उस्ले मलाई सबै घटनाक्रम सिल्सिलेबार रुपले भन्दै आफ्नो मनलाई हलुका पार्दै थियो । म पनि निकै ध्यान दिएर सुन्दै थिएं र बिच बिचमा सल्लाह पनि दिंदै गर्दा गर्दै साथीको सम्पूर्ण कथा ब्यथा सकेको पत्तो नै भएन र एउटा रेस्टुरेन्टमा गएर केही खान पीन गरेर हामीहरु एक आपसको गन्तब्य तिर लम्कियौं ।

केही दिन पछी मेरो साथीले मलाई न्यू रोडको एउटा रेएस्टुरेन्टमा भेट्न बोलायो । मैले दिएको समय भन्दा ५ मिनेट चांडै पुगेर म उस्लाई पर्खेर बसें र साथी आइसकेपछी के छ भनेर मात्रा सोधेको थिएं उस्लाई त बज्रपात नै भएको जस्तो गरेर कुराहरु प्रस्तुत गर्न थालयो । कुरा के भने मेरो साथी र उस्को केटीको बीचमा मन्मुटाब भाईसकेछ त्यो पनि बिहे गर्ने कुरामा । साथी तुरुन्तै बिहे नगर्ने कुरामा त केटी तुरुन्त नै गर्ने अडिग भएछन् जस्को फलस्वरुप बोल्चाल नै बन्द भएछ । मेरो साथीले भने अनुसार साथीले आफ्नी साथीलाई मोबाईल गर्दा जहिले पनि स्विट्च अफ् । एकपल्ट होइन दुइपल्ट होइन साथीलाई पनि रिस उठ्न थालेछ र उस्ले पनि फोन गर्न बन्द गरीदिएछन् । यसरी उनिहरुको भेट्घाट त होइन फोनमा पनि कुरा गर्न ठ्याम्मै बन्द भएछ ।

हुनत: यो इश्क बिष्क प्यार ब्यार भनेको नै यस्तै हो कहिले रमाइलो कहिले नरमाइलो, कहिले अप्ठ्यारो कहिले सजिलो, कहिले हांसो कहिले आंसु त हो । हाम्रो भेटघाट भएको केही दिनको ग्याप पछी मेरो साथीले एक्कास्सी मलाई हर्शित आवाजमा भन्यो की उनिहरुको सम्बन्ध फेरी सुचारु भएछ । म अब मेरो साथीलाई के सल्लाह के दिन चाहन्छु भने : एदी लाग्नु छ भने दिलो ज्यान दिनु पर्‍यो एदी होइन भने 'नजाने गाउंको बाटो नै नसोध्नु जाती हुन्छ' साथी । किन जीवनमा तीन वोटा ठुलो मीस (Miss) गर्ने ?

म भन्ने गर्थें नि : LOSS OF TIME, LOSS OF MONEY & lOSS OF EVERYTHING.

जात्रा नेपाली ट्राफिकहरुको ........

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:31:00 +0000

काठमाडौंमा बिगत केही दिनहरु देखी पुन: ट्रफिक करवाही कडा हुन थालेको छ । हुनत: एस्को खास उद्यस्य हामी सर्बसाधारण निमुखा भेंडा नेपाली जनताहरुलाई थाहा छैन । तैपनी हामी तिनिहरुको अगाडि निरिह भएर हामी सँग सबै डोकुमेन्टहरु भएर पनि हजुर हजुर भनेर चेक गराउन वाध्य हुन्छौं । त्यो पनि एक दुई ठाउंमा हो र जहां जहां चेक हुन्छ त्यहाँ त्यहाँ । कस्तो बिडम्बना यो ।

कत्ती जरुरी तथा हतार हुन्छ मान्छेहरुलाई चेक नगरी छोड्दैनन् यी नेपालका अत्ती प्रोफेस्नल ट्रफिकहरु । फेरी त्यो माथि यी ट्राफिकरुको नियती भनेको हामी जनताहरुको चार - दुई पाङ्ग्रेको खोट निकाल्नु न हो । साइड लाईट फुट्यो, लूकिङ ग्लास फुट्यो, सैलेन्सर भएन, नम्बर प्लेट मिलेन आदी इत्यादी .... अनी त के, चीट थमाई हाल्छ । फेरी पैसा पनि तेहीं लिये त हुन्थ्यो नी, नजिकको थानामा गएर तिर्नु पर्ने....कस्तो दु:ख दिन सक्या यी दुई खुट्टेहरु ले बाबा ????

होइन मान्छेहरुको वास्तविक्ता बुझ्ने कोशीश गर्नु पर्‍यो नी तिनिहरुले की कसो? अर्को के एउटा गर्न सकिन्थ्यो भने कुनै ठाउंमा चेक भईसकेपछी एउटा कुनै कागजी स्लिप अथवा केही न केही प्रमाण दिनु पर्‍यो ताकी घरी घरी बाटो बाटो पिछे चेक गर्न गराउन पर्दैनथ्यो । हुनत सुन्नमा के पनि छ भन्दा नी जब जब सरकारलाई पैसाको खांचो पर्छ जनताहरु सँग असुल-उपर गर्छन् रे कतै यो पनि तेही कुराको निरन्तरता त होइन???

I love you with Pictorial illustrations.

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:07:00 +0000

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand... Afraid That I Might Dissapear...

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me...

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U...
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me !!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You"
To Them When U Have The Chance Now !!!

I Love You at Different Ages !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:02:00 +0000

When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand... Afraid That I Might Dissapear...

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me...

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U...
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me !!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You"
To Them When U Have The Chance Now !!!

गिरी जा तं त

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:52:00 +0000

Following Words are perfectly Copied & Pasted from a Blog. Firstly, I loved it & hope you will also love it to read. Just have fun.

राष्ट्रघाती गिरिजा ——- थुक्क थुक्क थुक्क
लोकतन्त्रको खिल्लिउडाउने गिरिजा— थुक्क थुक्क थुक्क
नपुंसक नेपाली नेता —– झुन्डिए मर्
हुतिहारा माओवादी—– जङगल भित्र पस्
बिचरा नेपाली जनता—– सुद्को पूजा गर्

T@X or TaX

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:22:00 +0000

If you are a Tax payer, you make your head high. Because, the lines jotten below give you clear idea about the TAX.
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table …
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him that taxes …
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts …
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants …
And his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he …
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries …
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his fuel,
Then find other ways …
To tax his jewel

Tax all he has
Then let him know,
That he won’t be done …
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till …
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the coffin …
in which he’s in.

Then, Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove him …
To his doom’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply …
The inheritance tax.

Is English Difficult???

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sun, 31 May 2009 10:59:00 +0000

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Then: Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) There is no time like the present, he said it was time to present the present.
8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine - in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England . Neither was French Toast invented in France .

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work very slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write - but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?

While a wise man and a wiseguy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

GO FIGURE! That's American English.
If Dad is Pop, how come! Mom isn't Mop?

HAVE A WONDERFUL “APRIL FOOLS DAY” and watch out for “The LAZY DAISY HUMOUR VIRUS”…. “Ooops – Conflicker Virus” :-)

Mysterious & Hidden True Facts

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:01:00 +0000

It is not possible that one should have all the knowledge about everything. There are so many facts that we have neither listened, heard, read nor thought. Here are some wonder true stuffs that you may not know till you read this out.

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the
horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.

18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

What is A..B..C..D.. lets find out.

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Mon, 25 May 2009 02:52:00 +0000

Dear Friends & Viewrs, we all start learning & writing only with the help of A..B..C..D............X..Y & Z.But, a true fact that we do not know about the full meaning of those Characters. Let us find what are the full forms of A..B..C.. in the picture displayed below.

In an Abstract Love.

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:05:00 +0000

"केहेतें हे इश्क मे बहूत नीद आती है
लेकिन ए कम्बक्त इश्क हमे क्यूं नहिं आती है" .......

केही दिन यता मेरो एउटा साथी लाई यस्तै भएछ । जहिले पनि समय मा सुत्नेले मलाई एक्कसी फोन गर्‍यो र उसको नयाँ प्यारको बारेमा सबै स्पस्ट भन्न थाल्यो । हुन त उ आफ्नै स्वभाबको हो तैपनी किन कसरी हो उस्को एउटी साथीको अर्को साथीसँग उस्को उठ्बस् बढी भईसकेको र अचानक एक आपसमा प्यार बस्न गएछ । एही कुराको बारेमा उस्ले मलाई सबिस्तार कुरा सुनाएको थियो । उनिहरुको बीचमा कहिले सहज त कहिले अली अली असहज परिस्थिती हुन्थ्यो । तैपनी आपसी धैर्यताको करणले गर्दा सबै कुराहरु सजिलै हुन्थ्यो।

मेरो साथीको कुरा सुन्दा सुन्दा एक दिन त बेलुका 10.30 बजेबाट बिहान 5.30 बजे सम्म कुरा भएको अत्तोपत्तो नै भएन । साथीको केटी बाहिर बाट आएकी रहिछिन र नेपालमा केही महिना बसेर फेरी फर्कने क्रममा रहिछिन । यही बीचमा मेरो साथी उस्को गर्ल फ्रेन्डलाई भर्पुर माया गर्न चाहन्छ। अर्को कुरा उस्लाई यो कुरा उस्को घरपरिवारले थाहा नपावोस भन्ने पनि रहेछ । यो माया भन्ने कुरा पनि अचम्म हुँदो रहेछ । यस्ले जात, भात, उमेर केही नभन्दो रहेछ । भनोस् पनि कीन यो त दुई शरीर तर एक आत्माको चोखो तथा पवित्र अनुबन्धन हो । प्यारमा त निस्वार्थ (Unconditional Feelings)भाबनाको गहिराइ हुन्छ जुन वास्तबिकता डुब्नेहरुलाई मात्रा थाहा हुन्छ ।

समय बित्दै थियो । यस्तै प्रेममय समयको दौरानमा केही दिन यता मेरो साथीले उनीलाई संपर्क गर्न सकिराखेको थिएन जस्ले गर्दा उ पूर्ण रुपले मानसिक अस्वस्थ तथा तनाबग्रस्त भईराखेको थियो । यो कुराको नाली-बेली तथा कथा ब्यथा सुनाउन उ निकै नै लालायित थियो । मैले पनि कसैलाई मन पराइसकेको मान्छे भएकोले हो कि कुन्नी, उस्ले प्राय कुरा मलाई भन्न रुचाउन्थो र म पनि उस्लाई मेरो बर्कटले भ्याउन्जेल सही सल्लाह दिन कोशीश गर्थें । यही क्रममा एकदिन उनिहरुको भेट पनि भो जुन भेटमा उनिहरु "एउटा निस्चित बिन्दुमा पुगे र उनिहरुको सम्बन्धलाई समयले साथ दिएसम्म लाने टुंगोमा पुगे"।

म यहाँ मेरो साथी तथा उस्को खुशी र सुखको लागि भगवानसँग कामना गर्दछु।

Funny Pictures Return Again

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:59:00 +0000

Let us have some fun again

माधव नेपाल प्रधानमन्त्री

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:19:00 +0000

Again I am back with my one of the most visited sites i.e. :www.damadol.com
'हार भयो भनेर हार नमान, रातपछि दिन आउंछ हेर बिहान ।' कमरेट माधव नेपालको जिवनमा यो उखानले ठाउं लिनै आंटेको छ । माओवादीले माधव नेपाल हार्दा नारा लगाएका थिए -'धाकभन्दा धक्कु ठूलो-माकुनेभन्दा झक्कु ठूलो ।' त्यो त उ जमानाको कुरो थियो । ति जमाना गए यी जनमा आए, जित्नेका गए हार्नेका दिन पलाए ! बरु जित्नेलेपनि बुझ्नु पर्यो-अब नेपालमा सत्ता चलाउन जनता हैन, छिमेकी रिझाउने बेला भएको छ ।
एक ठाउंबाट चुनाव हार्ने बामदेव गौतमलाई उप-प्रधानमन्त्री बनाउन मिल्छ भने दुइ दुइ ठाउबाट हार्ने माधव नेपालले प्रधानमन्त्री पाउनु त उनको नैर्सर्गिक अधिकार नै हो नि गांठे !अझ, मेरो ब्यक्तिगत धारणा भन्नुहुन्छ भने त- पार्टीको महाधिवेशसमा समेत गरेर माधव कमरेड तिन ठाउंमा हार्नु भएकाले उहां प्रधानमन्त्री हैन, राष्ट्रपति नै हुन लायक हुनुहुन्छ, आगे उहांको बिचार !!

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माधवजी हरेक हिसाबबाट प्रधानमन्त्री बन्न उपयुक्त हुनुहुन्छ । जस्तो गणितीय हिसाबमै हेर्नोस्- दुइ दुइ स्थानबाट उहां माइनस हुनुहुनु भएको हो । तर, माइनस प्लस माइनस इजिकल्टु प्लस भएपछि प्र.म.बन्ने उहांको प्लस प्वाइन्ट नै यही हो । ऐतिहासिक कोणबाट पनि उहांको बिकल्पै छैन । इतिहासमा धेरैपटक उहां दौरा सिलाउंदै र्फकदै गर्नु भएको छ । धेरै पटक दौरा सुरुवाल सिलाउनु कम ठूलो राष्ट्रबाद हो त !

बैज्ञानिक दृष्टिकोण पनि माधवकणकै पक्षमा छ । हिराकाट्ने हिरैमा राखेर भनेझैं विदेशीलाई थाहा छ नेपाल काट्नलाई नेपाल नै चाहिन्छ । अर्थात्, कम्युनिष्ट सिध्याउने कम्युनिष्टलाई नै हात लिएर । यही बिज्ञानलाई आधार बनाएर मित्रराष्ट्रहरु पनि उहांकै पक्षमा देखिएकाछन् । धार्मिक हिसाबले उहांको पक्ष कमजोर देखिन्छ । किनभने इश्वर दायां भएपछि कसैले रोक्न सक्दैनथ्यो, दुर्भाग्य !! इश्वर माधवका दायां भइदिएनन्, झलनाथतिर ढल्किए ।

तर, इश्वर नै नमान्ने कामरेडलाई यो पनि ठूलो समस्या होजस्तो मलाई लाग्दैन । इश्वर नभएपनि उहांसंग केपी हुनुहुन्छ, जिपी हुनुहुन्छ, सीपि हुनुहुन्छ । सामाजिक, सांस्कृतिक, राजनैतिक, बैज्ञानिक सबै हिसाबले माधव नेपालमा प्रधानमन्त्री बन्ने योग परेकै हो । बा“की रहेको नैतिक दृष्टीकोणलेचाहीं उहां प्रम बन्न फिट हुनुहुन्छ कि हुन्न, त्योचाहीं हेर्नै उहांलाई नै सोध्नुपर्ला । कसो !?

आजका दश उत्कृष्ट समाचार ....

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:12:00 +0000

प्यारा ब्लग सफरकर्ताहरु, धेरै दिन पछी एउटा रमाइलो मुक्तक पढ्ने सौभाग्य पाइयो । सो तपाईंहरु लाई Sharing
गर्दैछु र यो मुक्तक को सभार हो www.damadol.com

बिश्वकप फुटबल शुरुः नेपाल टेलिभिजनको समाचार
लोग्ने विश्ककप हेर्ने, स्वाश्नी स्टार प्लस ! अब मारामार पर्नेभो घरघरमा !!

प्रतिनिधिसभा तुरुन्त बिघटन गरः माओबादी
हो त नि, भत्ता खाएको कसरी हेरेर बसिरहन सकिन्छ, हैन र कमरेड ?

सैनिकले अब एफ.एम. चलाउन नपाउनेः अदालतको आदेश
कठैबरा, कुनचाहीँ जर्साबको को महल बनाउने सपना चकनाचुर भो नि !!

भारतद्धारा नेपाललाई दश अर्ब सहयोगः प्र.म. कोईराला
त्यसबापत नेपालले केवल स्वाभिमान बुझाउनु पर्ने शर्त !!

पार्टीहरु मरेको सिहंको जुँगा उखेलेर गर्व गरिरहेका छन्: कमरेड प्रचण्ड
सरकारले माखो मारेन भन्थे, कमसेकम गर्व त गरिरहेको रहेछ !!

दिल्लीमा दुईलाख पर्ने कोठामा प्र.म.को बासः नेपाल समाचार
लोकतान्त्रिक प्र.म.भएकाले होला, त्यति सस्तो रुममा बसेको !!

प्रकास ओझा जेलबाट निस्किएः साप्ताहिक समाचार
होसियार...आफ्ना नानीहरु जोगाउ !!

जमर्नीले कोष्टारिकालाई हरायो: विश्वकपको ताजा खबर
हराउने नै भए कोष्टारिका हैन, अमेरिकालाई चाहीँ हराउ न !!

उदित नारायण बहु विबाहको केशमा गिरफ्तार हुनेः स्टार न्यूज
पहिले तिम्रो पेटीकोटमा अल्झेँ: अहिले तिम्रो बिहार कोर्टमा अल्झेँ !!

अमिताभ बच्चनले दुईलाख आई.सी.को चम्मा लगाएः आयोगले प्रश्न उठायो
प्रश्न यो उठायो कि, वाह, क्या चस्मा हे बडेमिया ! हमे भि एक दिलवा दो न !!

श्रोत:
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Some of my GR8 Pictures !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:01:00 +0000

As you all must know that I am deeply allured in Photography. On that note, I have taken plenty of pictures of Relatives', Friens', Programs' & Occasions'. Subsequently, plenty of my own pictures are also taken by my friends & myself.

But, here are some of Best of Nice Shots. Hope, you guys will like it. Here goes:

Love marriage, anyone?

noreply@blogger.com (Samir Pradhananga) — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:47:00 +0000

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for two in your favourite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cudding on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children. marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothings in the ear. Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love. Marriage is fight for remote control.

Love is one dark and two straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”

So, love is blind, and marriage is an eye opener!

Source:
http://www.ashesh.com.np/love-marriage-anyone/#more-258