Sienna Miller getting her naked whore boobs groped by married bf (DSF)

If Dina Lohan was a cartoon character she’d be Cokey Pig! (DL)

Audrina Patridge’s boob is this close to falling out (BST)

Mark Ronson retracts his story about Joss Stone offering his sex! (HM)

John Mayer is already cheating on Jennifer Aniston (Y!)

Method Man takes a dive, OUCH (POP)

Ronnie Woods’ mistresses confesses her love (HM)

Mischa Barton does Nylon (TB)

The Dark Knight opens today! (BS)

Mischa Barton pulls a Tara Reid (PB)

The latest terrible celebrity baby name (CK)

Who has a warrant out for his arrest? (HM)

Brittany Murphy’s lips are out of control (DSF)

George Clooney sold out! (RAG)

Marissa Miller cleavage (ND)

Miley Cyrus wants to do Sex and the City for teens (HW)

Christina Milian bikini (DSF)

Is something bad going down at Charlie Sheen’s house? (HBW)

A very special Lohan (BBB)

Penelope Cruz has an inner monster (DS)

If you love dogs you will love this story (CR)

That spandex has got to go, bitches! (A!)

Mary-Kate Olsen is a miniature pony! (CW)

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Howard Stern revealed on his show that he is great friends with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and says he’s really bummed by their sudden split.

Stern told his listeners that he was set to go on vacation with the funny couple this week, but the couple obviously canceled out.

The shock jock says that Kimmel wrote to him and explained,

“Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times. I was so upset I had to go take a walk.”

Stern added that Kimmel told him that the break-up was mutual but that he feels like he “lost his best friend”.

I love Jimmy and Sarah together too! I’m kinda bummed as well. They just seemed like a compatible, crazy couple who liked to have a good time. Bum deal..

We hear it’ true, Jennifer Garner, 36, and hubby Ben Affleck, 35, are expecting baby number two.

She is reportedly already 5 months along! The couple have a daughter, Violet, 2.

Both Jen and Ben adore being parents and she has always gushed about what a great father her husband is.

“I have to say, he’s an amazing dad and together, she’s a very fortunate little girl to be in that family.

You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that, like, on crack. Violet prefers him to anyone. He’s a teddy bear of a guy. Nothing makes me happier than to see the two of them together and her little hands on his face. He has a prevailing calm. Of course, he has the benefit of sleep.”

Garner made it no secret that she was ready to have another child. She said back in October,

“We definitely wonder what it would be like to have another - hopefully, knock on wood, someday.

My job is great to have as a mom. I get to take breaks and then work in a really concentrated way. During that concentrated time, it sucks, but whatever.”

Salma Hayek, 41, has called off her engagement to fiance and father of her child, François-Henri Pinault, 45.

The couple have been together for two years and have a 10-month-old daughter, Valentina Paloma Pinault.

It’s unclear whether they have split or have just decided to not get married.

Hayak’s publicist said,

“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment.”

The couple hasn’t been seen in public together since February.

I’m going with, ‘Princess Feather Clam’ . . . heh.

It’s been a really long year for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

Finally, after battling for nearly two years for custody of their sons, Sean Preston 2½, and Jayden James 1½, the ex-couple have come to an agreement.

Federline will retain sole custody and Britney will keep her current agreement which allows for two days and one over-night per week.

In a sense it’s a little bit of a shock because Britney has really made an effort to stay out of the limelight and to get well. On the other hand, I think it is a brilliant decision because her mental health and her well being are two things that she needs to work on constantly, and how can you take care of your children if you can’t take care of yourself? I don’t think Britney’s quite there yet - but hopefully she will be, in time.

Brit’s visitation can be amended by a judge - which is what will most likely happen eventually as long as Britney stays on track.

People magazine spoke with a family attorney (who was not involved in this case) who gave her opinion on the future of this case. She said, “Until the kids turn 18, we can expect in years to come that Britney and Kevin will be back in court. Britney will have a better chance of winning more custody once she regains her health. This is just the end of Round One.”

Oh. My. Gawd.

So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.

This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.

Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.

I don’t know why I find this so amusing but obviously so did Amy R. who sent me this hysterical photo that she snapped in a bathroom stall at a bar.

I love reading the writing on the bathroom walls and glancing at quirky drawings that someone penned after tossing down a few pitchers of beer. Every once in awhile something will actually make you chuckle.

Whether this bathroom art is simply chipped paint or is someone’s attempt at a Winehouse masterpiece, it’s definitely amusing!

Jordan shows off her implant scars - not wearing ring (DSF)

Claire Danes totally spread eagle (BST)

PLEASE tell me Miranda Kerr is NOT dating Brandon Davis! (Y!)

In case you missed, Hayden Panettiere’s new single is baaaaaaaaaaad (WB)

Pete Doherty screwed up again (ABH)

Lil’ Kim celebrates her birthday (POP)

OMG - Zac Efron is buff! (EB)

Jesse Jackson used the N-word (BS)

They talk about the N-word on The View (CK)

Penelope Cruz hates gossip (GB)

Samantha Ronson blows Lindsay Lohan a kiss (DSF)

Kendra Wilkinson parties it up in Cabo! (RAG)

Drew Barrymore’s man has rebounded with Kirsten Dunst? (TB)

Julianne Hough is a super hottie (IBBB)

Will Farrell answers fan mail (GW)

Katie Holmes returns to TV (GS)

Vanessa and Nick out and about (DS)

Did Sarah Jessica Parker lose the mole? (CW)

Alyssa Milano has a lot of tats - see them all! (CR)

Mariah Carey (and that unlucky bastard) prefer the company of cartoon characters (A!)

Hayden Panettiere and her Candies shoot (DSF)