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A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket. 



A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!"The 
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Tommy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!""Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears.""How much do you charge?""A 
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The following are some of the Government Schemes and Projects that have been named after the Nehru-Gandhi family, roughly 445 in number. Perhaps no other country can surpass this record.  What a contribution indeed!  No other human beings have done so much to this country.Central Government Schemes:1. Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana, Ministry2. Rajiv Gandhi National Drinking Water 
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