Light and Dark

My love life

2012-02-02T02:23:00.001-08:00

Blind love

2012-01-08T14:55:00.000-08:00

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:

“Just take care of my eyes dear.”

This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who’s always been there even in the most painful situations.

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word–
think of someone who can’t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food–
think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife–
think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life–
think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children–
think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep–
think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive–
think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job–
think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another–
remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down–
put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and still around.

Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, and Fulfill it.

A matter of taste

2012-01-08T14:53:00.000-08:00

Every one of us has our own tastes like me I have my own taste by if you want to taste me come on and taste me. By the way I’m Mr. ice cream, yes I’m an Ice cream I’m sweet, juicy and cold. Yes I’m cold because I’m an ice cream but you know why is it that I’m cold because no body makes me warm and my worlds seems so cold. I want to be melt and change to a sizzling soup it is impossible but for me everything is possible and there is no impossible .I want to be hot but I’m afraid and all I can do is to wait for the right time and for the right place. It nice to be an ice cream because every time and everywhere I have different flavor Sometimes I am a vanilla, vanilla which represents for cleanliness which feel your lips with promises, sometimes I’m an ube which when you touch with your finger tips you can feel that I’m creamy which numb your finger that can’t feel hurt . Sometimes I am a mango which makes your eyes amaze and bring you with happiness because I’m sweet which can fall your tears with joyless. And sometimes I am also a chocolate which makes your teeth dirty in order to face the reality that nobody became clean without expose in dirty. But all this flavor of mine had a common denominator and that is “cold”. Every time I think that to be cold is so good but there is always a thing which makes me hesitated. I cannot really understand why is it to be ice cream was meaning less when it melt. And they don’t know that other ice cream want to change to a sizzling soup to be hot because they tired to be cold. Why is it that people really like ice cream during summer, and they like sizzling soup during rainy season to warm there heart and soul And I’m telling you it just only a “Matter of Taste”. with a right place in the right time..

Sometimes I dont know if Cartoons and Reality Exist

2011-12-23T16:48:00.000-08:00

Si Inday - ang katulong ng bayan

2011-06-26T13:23:00.001-07:00

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya,
namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila.
Habang ini-interview ng amo.
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng
bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,
at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng
ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and
expertise in management with the use of standard
tools, and my discipline and experience will
contribute significantly to the value of the
work that you want, my creativity, productivity
and work-efficiency and the high quality of
outcomes I can offer will boost the work
progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
nakitang me bukol si junior.

Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless
aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
architectural design of our kitchen lavatory
affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at
the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it
seems that the increased amount of sodium
chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically
and those actions are irreversible. I do
apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang
nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing
absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa
principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at
donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang
kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he
will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you
handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they
suck!

Principal: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na
galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng
bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might
have occurred wrecking havoc to the
surroundings. The way the debris are scattered
indicates that the gust of wind was going
northeast causing damage to the path it was
heading for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si
junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound
to result in property damages and if that
happens there will be corresponding punishment to
be inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong
ilong]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday.
Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not
because of selfish reasons but because they just
know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when
people can't understand you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong,
ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag
text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of
acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the
denial of your request - Petition denied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, naging
syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang
kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke
Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but
you have the provocations. The way you smile is
the proximate cause why I love you. We have some
rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
love each other because the upper household
dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem
to contrive as any affections for you are
somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting
to expand my network of interests by involving
you in my daily recreation. Here to for, you can
expect an end to any verbal articulation from
myself"

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang
usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting
go of the things you thought are just nothing
because maybe someday you'll realize that the one
you gave away is the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday

Amo: [nagpakamatay ]
Amo : mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpapadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko,palalayasin sa pamamahay na toh klaro bah?

Inday : ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso,gugunam gunamin,aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kapatiran.
Tatalikod na ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay
kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking
sangkalooban.

I thought you're the one

2011-06-18T23:58:00.000-07:00

I just thought you're the one for me, you made me smile so much and I have think it over and over again over the decision of loving you. I have chosen you because you possess what I have looking from a girl that's why I felt in love with you. I have loved you unconditionally, giving my life for you but you have left me alone in the dark cold place crying alone.

I thought you're the one for me, I was so serious about you but you didn't think about it. This is the 1st time that I was this serious on a relationship. But I am disappointed on what you have done, you just suddenly change and making others to be your priority.

This is a trauma that you have given me, this is an incurable disease that you have given me. I am thinking about having a life back of my mind and another person will come to be in the front of my mind.
Having so much pain in life can create a stir of emotions that will trigger something in the brain creating another person. Mind and Heart can't be always joined together. So sad but true :(

Split Personality Disorder

2011-06-18T16:50:00.000-07:00

In today's world, there are number of dreadful diseases; one of them is the disease of human mind, called as split-personality. Many people around the world refuse to believe that this disease really exits. They often think that the person is acting.
Split-personality is a very rare dissociative sickness in which the regular integrity of the personality breaks down and two or more personalities emerge. These personalities control and dominate the behaviour of the person depending on his mental condition.
In psychaitry, there is no phenomenon or category called split personality.
Split personality disorder can be caused due to several reasons like over exposure to some kind of shocking incident, childhood abuse, problem in the brain functioning or social environment of the person can also cause this disorder. Basically conditions where mental pressure and stress are high leads a person to this disorder.
A person with a split personality, undergoes change in the personality in just a few seconds. He then acts as a completely different person. He starts to imitate behaviourial traits, characteristics, name etc of the person he thinks he is. At times the person undergoes a change where they have alters of sexual orientation, genders, nationalities and ages. It also happens at times that they convert to an animal, extra terrestrial life force or even some kind of spiritual force.
Two basic symptoms of split personality:

The patient looses his memory. He doesn’t remember things happened in his life over a long period of time or between a certain period of time. It so happens that once the patient comes out from the false personality into his normal self, he doesn’t remember what had happened to him.
Depersonalization is also a symptom people suffering from split personality experience. The patient feels that he is out of his body and is watching something happening to his own body but is not able to do anything. They feel that their body is not real and is changing in shape, size and colour.

Split personality is a very dangerous disorder, but we just cannot leave the effected person alone. You need to take special care, sensitivity and understanding to help such people because behaind this dangerous person, there is an innocent young child.

A dream, that became life and Life became death

2011-06-18T16:44:00.000-07:00

When I was a kid I dreamed about falling from the sky of the heavens, but before that happen I was dreaming about that I was in heaven and I was speaking to God but I can't see God because he was in the center of a huge ball of light and the only thing that I saw was his hand reaching out for me. And as I grab his hand I saw his mouth speaking but I can't hear what he is saying. And then the clouds in the heavens just slowly vanishing away from where I stand in the heavens. And suddenly I felt I was falling down from the sky seeing a red roof and a house And I was falling from down the sky I saw my body and as I reach my body I woke up. And thinking it as a dream but as I grew older I realize what happen on that dream. The house and the roof matches what is on my dream and the house where we are living in when I was a child. God given me a chance to live, but I can't see the reason why to live anymore that's why I am giving him back the life that he had given me. Nobody must fear dead, All people die there are no exception. see yah.

a friend or a lover?

2011-06-15T14:32:00.000-07:00

Love is a natural feeling and we may fall in love with anyone. Love is the most exquisite gift of God. He has sent a boon from Heaven so we could enjoy the charm of love the way we want to enjoy. It is like caring for somebody else unconditionally. Love wants love as love's reward but it never asks for it. A lover is happy in the happiness of his/her beloved. His/her life revolves around her/his beloved. The only beauty and charm in his/her life is his/her beloved. He/she do a lot many things for her/him and is satisfied in his/her satisfaction.

On the other hand, friendship is about developing close acquaintances with somebody else. We may find a number of people daily but we make friends very keenly. Not all of them are our friends. A friend is a person who knows what we want. A friend knows us the way we know us. A fiend is a person who does a lot for us. A friend in need is a friend indeed. A true friend is a relaxation for the whole life.

Friendship can be changed into love but love can never be changed into friendship. Your friend can be your lover in some later stage but your lover can both be your friend and your lover at the meanwhile.

What is a soulmate?

2011-06-13T19:21:00.000-07:00

A soulmate is someone that you have encountered in many different life times and have loved many times. That is why the first time you meet them in this lifetime you feel as if you have known them forever before you even knew their name. There is a mystical deja vu right from the start. Can you have more then one soulmate during your lifetime? Originally, the answer was no. As the definition of the word soulmate has changed, so has that answer. People’s religious and spiritual beliefs deeply affects how they view the concept of soulmates.

First, let me give a very basic explanation of reincarnation so that within that context the various theories as to what a soulmate is and how many you can have in one lifetime will make more sense. The core belief regarding reincarnation is that the creator castes the souls down onto the planet to live out a number of lifetimes until a bunch of predetermined lessons have been learned. Once those souls have finished learning all of their lessons, then they no longer have to come back as humans and can move on to another level where they become guardian angels or spirit guides over those who are still living out their life lessons. There are as many different variations on this concept as there are religions.

There has been a lot of research done to try and better understand the whole concept of past lives. You can find thousands of stories of people who have never met that remember the exact same past life together. There are stories of people who under hypnosis are able to recite details about a past life that are later researched and proven to be accurate. The research is still going on and nobody has proven for sure that we do or do not live more than once. However, there are enough fascinating case studies to warrant further study and debate.

It was originally believed that soulmates are created when the creator takes a soul and splits it into two, as it is caste into human form. Each half is supposed to learn the life lessons at their own pace. When the two halves sometimes cross paths during various lifetimes, they have a cosmic powerful bond because they really are of the same soul. They complete each other. They are often very much alike, and the intensity of the connection is too much for a mere human with emotions and issues to handle, so they painfully end up parting ways. When they both finish their lessons, they are both reunited in heaven and come together as a beautiful representation of love and unity. This is also known as your twin flame. Only one person is the other half of your soul.

Another belief within the reincarnation teachings is that we spend numerous lifetimes with the same group of souls so that we can learn through karma. In one lifetime, someone might be your spouse. In the next, they might be your twin brother. And in the next, they might be your worst enemy, and so on. The idea is that through all of these lifetimes together you learn cause and effect, an eye for an eye, what comes around goes around. You may have abandoned your sick mother in one life and in the next life she is your husband and then abandons you. Now the karma string is cut and you can move on through your other lessons without owing that debt anymore. These karma-mates feel very familiar and intense when you first meet them. It feels like you have some predestined life goal together. You can have many different karma-mates in one life. You can definitely love a karma-mate in numerous lifetimes and to some extent, it can be easier then loving a soulmate.

Loving a soulmate or twin flame is often difficult because we are not usually able to love and accept ourselves, so why would we be able to love the other half of our own soul? It is somewhat easier to love a karma-mate because the relationships are not as intense. They usually have a karmic reason for showing up in our lives, and we have agreed to meet and fall in love with them in order to work together on a project. Karma-mates can be easier to love and easier to hate. Soulmates can be deeply psychically connected with amazing love at first sight stories that end in magical happily ever after scenarios. Unfortunately, we are not usually evolved enough to handle something so intense as another person sharing our deepest soul level. Older souls that have many lifetimes of lessons and enlightenment under their belts have an easier time accepting such a deep connection with another person.

Today, people use the word soulmate to mean anyone that you fall madly in love with and feel the heavens have blessed your relationship. There are people claiming that more and more soulmates are being brought together during this time in history so that they can unite their forces to bring healing and loving energy back to this planet. Since nobody can prove or disprove any of this, who is to say that all of the great loves in your life, were not all soulmates. It used to mean a very rare and cosmic match that shares your same soul. All love is sacred and holy no matter what you believe about reincarnation and soulmates. We are better off not trying to force it into any one definition or to create a bunch of dogmatic rules around who does or does not get to call their beloved by the name of soulmate. Beautiful love stories will always exist with or without reincarnation being proven true or false. Love at first sight will always exist. Love will always be a mysterious magical unknown that nobody can fully explain.

A student and An atheist

2011-06-09T18:20:00.000-07:00

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir!
Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
ProfessorIs GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,

a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .

You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?

Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.

Life secrets III

2011-06-02T14:07:00.000-07:00

1) Endeavor to change the way you look at things. Always look at the bright side. The mind may drag you to think about negativity and difficulties. Don't let it. Look at the good and positive side of every situation.

2) Think of solutions, not problems.

3) Listen to relaxing, uplifting music.

4) Watch funny comedies that make you laugh.

5) Each day, devote some time to reading a few pages of an inspiring book or article.

6) Watch your thoughts. Whenever you catch yourself thinking negative thoughts, start thinking of pleasant things.

7) Always look at what you have done and not at what you haven't.

Sometimes you may begin the day with the desire to accomplish several objectives. At the end of the day you might feel frustrated and unhappy, because you haven't been able to do all of those things.

Look at what you have done, not at what you have not been able to do. You may have accomplished a lot during the day, and yet you let yourself become frustrated, because of some small things that you did not accomplish. You have spent all day successfully carrying out many plans, and instead of feeling happy and satisfied, you look at what was not accomplished and feel unhappy. It is unfair toward yourself.

8) Each day do something good for yourself. It can be something small, such buying a book, eating something you love, watching you favorite program on TV, going to a movie, or just having a stroll on the beach.

9) Each day do at least one act to make others happy. This can be a kind word, helping your colleagues, stopping your car at the crossroad to let people cross, giving your seat in a bus to someone else, or giving a small present to someone you love. The possibilities are infinite. When you make someone happy, you become happy, and then people try to make you happy.

10) Always expect happiness.

11) Do not envy people who are happy. On the contrary, be happy for their happiness.

12) Associate with happy people, and try to learn from them to be happy. Remember, happiness is contagious.

13) Do your best to stay detached, when things do not proceed as intended and desired. Detachment will help you stay calm and control your moods and reactions. Detachment is not indifference. It is the acceptance of the good and the bad and staying balanced. Detachment has much to do with inner peace, and inner peace is conductive to happiness.

14) Smile more often.

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

Don’t worry about the world ending today…
It’s already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you’re in New Zealand -then start worrying)

There’s too much fraternising with the enemy.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.

Drive carefully
It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work..

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

1. Microsoft Word: Get in the habit of pressing "Control+S" every
five(5) minutes when working on something important or
very long. You'll thank yourself later.

2. Wear nice shoes because that's one of the first things people
notice about you.

3. Next time, open the bag of chips from the opposite end. All
the flavor is near the bottom.

4. Put your socks on first. They are like "pants lubricant".

5. If you want to wake up without feeling tired, jump out of bed
and splash your face with cold water. Then drink a cup of coffee.

6. Hate those annoying ads before the videos on Youtube?
Get rid of them simply by refreshing the page.

7. If you're the driver and everyone is really drunk, stop at every
gas station and ask them for money to fill up. You'll collect
more money!

8. Get rid of acne. Sleep on a fresh towel every night. It should go
away in a week or two.

9. If a cop ever calls you in for questioning, don't answer any
questions! Your answers could potentially used against you.

10. You can use your refrigerator as a giant whiteboard. Just be
sure not to use a "sharpie".
1. Watching a DVD and want to skip through commercials?
Press "stop", "stop", then, "play", and it'll skip!

2. Never go grocery shopping when you're hungry.
You'll end up buying unnecessary stuffs.

3. If you want to cool a warm beer or soda to ice-cold in
3 minutes without refrigeration, put the can in a pot and
cover with ice. Next, add 2 cups of salt and fill with water.
It will be ice-cold in 3 min.

4. Go straight to your floor on the elevator, even if other
floor numbers have been pressed, simply press the
desired floor & the door close button at the same time,
you will go directly to that floor!

5. Before pooping in a public toilet, put a couple sheets of
toilet paper in the landing zone. This usually prevents
the butt cheeks from getting wet.

6. Coconut water is sterile, works extremely well as a
sports/hydration drink. Is also nearly isotonic to human
blood and in emergency can be used as a IV fluid.

7. If you're leaving your house to go on a vacation for
awhile, place your valuables in either your dishwasher
or laundry basket.

8. Change the size of punctuation in an essay to size 18
to make the paper seem longer.

9. Next time you lose your phone charger, don't go buy a
new one. Go to a hotel and say you think you lost it there.
It's the #1 most item left behind at hotels, so most
places will usually have a huge bin filled with every
phone charger imaginable.

10. Tapping on the top of a soda can causes it to fizz less.

Life secrets II

2011-06-02T14:00:00.000-07:00

16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid.

17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.

18. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

24. Burn the candles, use the nice bed sheets, Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”

27. Forgive everyone for everything.

28. What other people think of you is none of your business.

29. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

30. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. So stop complaining about the weather, the job, the rents etc., etc.

31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

32. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

33. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

34. The best is yet to come.

35. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

36. Do the right thing!

37. Call your family often.

38. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements:
“I am thankful for ___.” Today I accomplished ____.

39. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

40. Enjoy the ride.. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don’t want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.

1. Never promise yourself anything that you won't be able to follow
through with. This makes you begin to doubt yourself & will
lower your confidence.

2. Always be extremely polite to your waiters & waitresses. They have
the power to do anything they want to your food. If you feel
like complaining, wait until after you received your meal.

3. If you don't have a preferred card or loyalty card for your
grocery store, just ask the cashier to use theirs. They'll scan their
card & you'll save money!

4. To lose weight, eat less carbs. To gain weight, eat more calories.

5. If you want to change something about yourself, repeat your intentions
to yourself over & over again. It will stick.

6. If you need to briefly turn the light on at night & don't want
to completely lose your night vision, keep one eye closed.

7. There are better & healthier ways to reduce stress than the
common methods (i.e. cigarettes & alcohol). Talk to a friend,
take a long walk in the park, play video games, read a book,
listen to relaxing music- all these methods work much better
than the dangerous methods.

8. Stretch in the morning. It will give you energy throughout
the day. You don't need coffee or energy drinks. Just be healthy-
it's the ultimate source of energy.

9. Sleeping very late is very bad for you. It gets your natural clock
out of order & is very unhealthy. Sleep on time & wake up early -
you'll feel better & get more stuff done!

10. Be organized. Your life depends on it. Any problem you are having
now in life can somehow be attributed to your lack of organization.
Make a to-do list, & get everything done.

11. Remember that when you did something evil, what you'll receive is
bad karma & when you did beautiful things, of course you will receive good
karma. So treat others how you wanted to be treated. If you don't,
then you will be treated the way you treat others.

12. If you want to slice an onion, cover not only your eyes but even your
nose. It's the gas that onion releases that's both irritant to our
eyes & nose.

13. Whenever you walk into a room or store or what not, always smile.
You will seem friendly & more approachable.

14. When you can, put your car in cruise control. It saves on unwanted
acceleration & gas money.

15. Do not give away any of your personal information online unless
you absolutely trust the company you are giving them to. Do research
online before giving away personal information.

16. Always spell-check before submitting any important documents.

17. If you want to memorize something & help it stick more, write it
down several times on a paper.

18. Do not believe you are addicted to anything (i.e cigarettes, coffee,
TV, video games). Addiction is only in the mind. The mind is more powerful
than anything. You control everything around you. Become the boss of
your actions & control them.

19. Learn to use Microsoft Excel. It can help get your life extremely
organized. The possibilities are endless.

20. If you're taking an open book test, the index in the back of the book
is your friend! It's like the "Google" of the book. It's got all
the answers.

1.“The more you know, the more you know that you
don’t know ”
2. “Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they

become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny. ”
3."A winner knows how much he still has to learn, even when
he is considered an experts by others. A loser wants to be
considered an expert by others, before he has learned enough to know how little he knows."
4.dont make decisions when your mad and dont make promises when your happy..

1. Although eBay may not always be the best place to get good
prices for certain items, it certainly is the best place for electronics
accessories such as chargers, cases, cables, etc. you can usually
get these items for more than 50% off retail price!

2. Always add ice to your glass before the beverage.

3. Buy dark colored shoes instead of bright colored shoes
( black instead of white). Black ones rarely require any cleaning
while white ones require constant maintenance. Dark ones will last
you longer as well.

4. Need more time writing that paper? Grab a jpg, mp3, or some
other media file & rename it, say "My Awesome Essay.doc" and
send to professor. The paper will be look "corrupt" & it'll buy
you a day or two more. Use sparingly.

5. If you are embarrassed of loud noises in a public bathroom, constantly
flush the toilet. The sound of flushing will mask your bodily noises.

6. At the end of your shower, turn the water really or (all the way) cold.
This will wake you up& get blood flowing. It also closes your pores to less
dirt & bacteria to get in to help reduce acne problems.

7. WD 40 is not a lubricant. It is, however, a degreaser that is useful
for getting rid of old lubricant & preparing a surface to apply a new one.

8. Don't be rude, but NEVER answer any cops questions when they call you
in for questioning.

9. Easy lawn care: Pour "beer" (Bud Light, Coors, etc.) on the lawn.
Fermented sugars make great fertilizer.

10. SOH CAH TOA(sine= Opposite/Hypotenuse cosine=Adjacent/Hypotenuse Tangent=Opposite/Hypotenuse)

Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent ink pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

Olympic athletes. Conceal the fact that you have taken performance enhancing drugs by simply running a little slower and letting someone else win.

Heavy smokers: Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your ceiling.

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.

X File fans: Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.

A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.

Convince neighbours that you have invented a 'SHRINKING' device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coats and parking a digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night
and replace the digger unseen with a Tonka toy of the same description. Watch their faces in the morning!

Ford Ka drivers - Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgem cars anyway, so it may as well look like one.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving acrossthe road and mounting the curb.

The easiest way to find something you’ve lost is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians – the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospital dying of nothing.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30p?

ONE careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue.

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Life secrets

2011-05-31T05:20:00.000-07:00

1. When you have forgotten someone's name,
simply say: "I'm sorry, but what was your name
one more time?". They may act offended, but when
they give you their first name, you simply reply,
"No, i meant your last name."(more socially acceptable to forget).
Bingo, first & last name.

2. Lift yourself a little off the toilet if noise is
a concern & you're having a particularly gaseous
bowel movement. The volume will decrease at least 50-60%.

3. Instead of using Ctrl+Alt+Del to pull up your Task Manager,
use Ctrl+Shift+Esc. Many contemporary systems have an extra
screen with "lock computer", "change password", etc.
for Ctrl+Alt+Del combination, but using Ctrl+Shift+Esc
pulls up the task manager directly.

4. Match voice volume with someone you're speaking with,
if they speak fast you speak fast, if they speak softly
you speak softly. It's a subtle way to quickly become "in sync"
with someone else.

5. If you make eye contact with a hot girl, don't be the
first one to break eye contact. It's a game, & you will lose
when you look away first. It takes some practice for
this to not feel awkward, but a subtle smile can earn you
bonus points. Also, in this day & age i think it's safe to say
that girls who expose their cleavage want it to be noticed.
Take a glance or two but don't be greedy.

6. If your shoes smell from foot odor,
treat your feet, not your shoes.

7. Honesty is a virtue. You'll gain more respect
if you're always honest with your dealings.
Don't waste your own time dealing with dishonest people.

8. If you were alive in 2006, you are one of the
many recipients of Time Magazine's Person of the Year Award.
In 2006, Time Magazine gave "Everyone" the award
while making their cover as close to a mirror as possible.
Be sure you mark it on your resume.

9. If someone is attacking you from very close range &
you can't get away, never throw a punch. You may want
to use your other hand to grab the back of their head & pull
them towards you as you swing with your elbow.
Otherwise, you won't get either the hitting surface or the
power needed to actually hurt them & no one likes being
hit in the nose.

10. For essays with minimum page requirement,
if you finish your paper & realize that what you
wrote is a shy of the minimum requirement, Ctrl F your paper
& search for "." and then change the font size of
the periods from 12 to 14. They are the exact
same size, but it causes the paper to be significantly longer.

11. Fast toilet cleaning: pour 20oz of coke(or sprite) into
your toilet, let sit for 10 minutes, flush. The acid will clean
your bowl.

12. Find a genre of novels that interests you & spend some
time reading. It will expand your vocabulary & improve
your grammar.

13. Default installations of Windows XP Home have an
unpassworded administrator account. Press Ctrl+Alt-Del twice
on the login screen & you'll be taken to one where you can
enter any username - put in "Administrator", no password
& you're in.

14. Be selfless. Put others before yourself. Not only it is
personally rewarding, it is often reciprocated. Be nice! Open doors
for people. Let people turn when driving. Hold out chairs for
people, etc.

15. rainymood.com & simplynoise.com are the cheat codes for
studying/working without distraction.

16. Be careful when someone asks you about religion.
Few ask out of genuine curiosity; most who bring out the subject
can't stand the thought that others disagree with them, & feel
the need to confirm that others agree with them & convert
anyone who doesn't. Either way no useful conversation will
result. A similar rule applies to politics.

17. If your drive stick & the battery is dead, get some friends,
put the key to the on position, put the car in 2nd & push the
clutch down. Have your friends push your car. When you get a decent
speed going, let the clutch up(this is called "Popping the clutch").
Your car will start & you can drive around for a while to recharge
your battery(provided nothing is wrong with battery or the
alternator).

18. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, repeat until orgasm.

19. If you spill any liquid(red wine, juice, etc.) that will stain
your carpet, pour some salt on it. Work it into the carpet - just rub it in with
your hands. Leave it there for a few hours (for serious stains, up to a day),
& vacuum it out. Voila, stain gone.

20.Make a woman happy & she'll make your life incredible.

21. Cut negative people out of your life.

22. If you are driving an unfamiliar car & you don't know
which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump
icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump
handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.

23. 1st Date Cheat Code for Men:
Never tell a girl where you're going or how to dress. Instead,
tell her to "Dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".

Now, pick three places you'd like to go: 1. some place fun
& active(bowling, pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame,
etc.) 2. something romantic & classy(nice restaurant, upscale
lounge, art gallery opening) & 3. something in between(nice
bar, coffee shop, comedy club).

Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide
which you're going to do: If she's wearing something sexy
& revealing(dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.), then she wants
to go somewhere classy & romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip flops, & a tee, the bowling
ally or pool hall may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans,
high heeled boots, & nice top or blouse, then she's not really
jonesing for the super romance treatment, & she put in
more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of
mini golf in heels.... seriously?), so a comedy club or some
place with live music is a good choice.

And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!

Men, you're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans,
a pressed stylish down shirt , nice shoes(try to avoid
tennis shoes or sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!

24. If you get brain freeze from eating cold too quickly,
press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as
hard as you can. Voila, instant brain freeze relief.

25. If you need to be sick for something publicly,
eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy
& all around you'll look & feel very sick. In about 20min
after eating, you'll aggressively vomit everything you've
eaten & expel the tobacco that's making you sick.
A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness.

1. Put clothes in the dryer for a few minutes to get the wrinkles out.

2. Don't wear dark colors outside a sunny day. Dark colors attract more
heat to the body & will make you warmer. Bright colors will keep you cool.

3. Don't waste your time watching TV. In the end, you are only watching ton
of advertisements & not benefiting anything(unless you are watching
educational program). Instead, go on the computer & read or learn
how to do something new.

4. Fast food restaurants often fill your cup with a lot of ice as to save on
actual beverage. Ask for easy ice & get the quality stuff!

5. If you need to sneeze & it doesn't came out, look up into the light fixture,
it'll help!

6. If it is not in your nature to be polite, then don't do it to make people
happy. Consider it an investment that will grow. They will do you favors
& treat you with respect.

7. Generic brand names are cheaper & are usually good quality. Don't fall
for that brand name marketing, unless you can afford it. Stick with the generic
products until you have a bad experience, then switch to brand names
if that's what makes you comfortable.

8. Do whatever it takes to become confident. Being confident will make
everything in life work out. If you are not confident, find why not & fix it.

9. If not that many people are writing on your facebook wall, then take
the time to write on their wall. They'll reply this time & will drop by again
in the future to say hi & even wish you a happy birthday!

10.If you drop a knife, don't try to catch it. Just jump back.
1. If you get angry & might snap at someone or something, take a
very large deep breath & exhale. It'll put you at ease quick.

2. If you have computer problems, start by rebooting & see if the
problem is still there.

3. Think before you act & speak. It can save you your reputation
& your future.

4. If you ever have any questions on ANYTHING, just Google it!
You will find all your answers! This applies to homework questions,
relationship issues, computer issues, & health issues!

5. Turn off Wifi & 3G on your iPhone/iPod/iPad or any gadget
with this feature if you're not using it. This will help save your
battery life tremendously! Set your brightness to as low as you
can tolerate as well, this will increase battery life by 20%.

6. Buy a dry erase calendar & hang it up in your room. Write all
important due dates & appointments, & you wont miss a thing!

7. Need biology, physics, algebra, calculus, chemistry,
organic chemistry, or history help?
Go to http://www.khanacademy.org/. Thousands of quality videos
that will surely help you understand the material better!

8. Always take pictures of a new apartment the day you move in.
Make sure they are physical copies, & mail them to yourself,
do not open them, ever. Especially if you are doing low income
renting. This is admissible in court & will usually get any civil suit.

9. If you rotate your iPhone's/iPod's Calculator app, it turns
into a fully scientific calculator.

10. Pressing the "Like" button on facebook to someone else's post
takes 1 second, yet makes the receiver of the like feel very good
about themselves. Take the time out & just hit "like" & make people
feel good. You might just make someone's day, & they
will return the favor one of these days.

1. Always come on time to your classes & don't miss
any days(unless you're sick). This is a sign of respect
for the teacher & you will be treated better.

2. If there is an option between juice & soda, always
go with the juice. Soda is bad for you in more ways than
you can imagine.

3. When going to the bank or any place that handles
your valuables, treat the staff with the utmost respect
& make them laugh. You'll never know when you need a
fee reversed or a check cleared faster.

4. One good friend is better than being popular & having
50 friends whom you can't even trust. Be thankful for
what you have.

5. If you see flashing banners on the internet claiming
you've won a free prize, they're most likely just spam.
Stay away.

6. Don't lie to people about who you really are. Don't
lie about what you did to seem "cool" in front of people.
They'll pretend like they believe you, but inside
everyone usually knows when they're being lied to.
They'll probably begin to avoid you after that point.
Just be yourself!

7. If you are nervous when talking to people, try to
relax. What's the worst that could happen?
(Di naman siya siguro kumakain ng tao).

8. Percentages are really easy. If you want to find say
40% of 300, you just drop a digit from 300(so it becomes 30).
Then multiply 30 by 4(making 40%) which becomes 120.

9. Although this not fact, it is general opinion that
dark colors make you look skinnier while bright colors
make you look as you are.

10. If you're applying for a job, make sure your email
is not immature (such as princess23 or numba1baller, etc.).
Have a professional sounding email, such as your
first & last name. You will most likely be thrown out
of consideration if you have a childish email.

Pinoy VS American Exportation

2011-05-29T16:36:00.001-07:00

A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning. He is
eating bread and jam when an American, while chewing his gum, sits down
next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation:

Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"

Pinoy (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."

Kano (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't. In America, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still
the American persists.

Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Pinoy: "Of course."

Kano (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling: We don't. In
America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
and sell the jam to the Philippines."

The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

Kano: "Why of course we do!"

Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms after you've
used them?"

Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."

Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...

Nature Shots(Santiago City's Bonsai Park)

2011-05-27T05:24:00.000-07:00

2011-05-26T16:34:00.000-07:00

1. First Important Lesson – “Know The Cleaning Lady”
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz.
I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions,
until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who
cleans the school?”
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman
several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I
know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.
Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would
count toward our quiz grade.
“Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers, you will meet
many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care,
even if all you do is smile and say “hello.”
I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. Second Important Lesson – “Pickup In The Rain”
One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing
on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm.
Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet,
she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those
conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance
and put her into a taxicab.
She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him.
Seven days went by and a knock came on the man’s door. To his surprise,
a giant console color TV was delivered to his home.
A special note was attached. It read: “Thank you so much for assisting
me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes,
but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to
make it to my dying husband’s bedside just before he passed away.
God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.”
Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3. Third Important Lesson – “Remember Those Who Serve”
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy
entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass
of water in front of him. “How much is an ice cream sundae?” he asked.
“50¢,” replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.
“Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?” he inquired. By now more
people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.
“35¢!” she brusquely replied.
The little boy again counted his coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” he said.
The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked
away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.
When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and
five pennies. You see, he couldn’t have the sundae, because he had to have
enough left to leave her a tip.

4. Fourth Important Lesson – “The Obstacles In Our Path”
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid
himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of
the king’s wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked
around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but
none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching
the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to
the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded.
After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in
the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins
and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who
removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many
of us never understand – “Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve
our condition.”

5. Fifth Important Lesson – “Giving When It Counts”
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know
a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease.
Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her
5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and
had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor
explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he
would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a
moment before taking a deep breath and saying, “Yes, I’ll do it if it will save her.”
As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as
we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale
and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling
voice, “Will I start to die right away?”.
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought
he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

10 reasons Men or women take you for granted and dump you

2011-05-26T16:31:00.000-07:00

1. You are needy and desperate and lonely and as a result jump into bed or fall in love quickly (and hard) without doing a proper assessment of the people you get involved with.

2. You rearrange your plans around him/her and most of all leave all decisions up to him/her. Basically you wait on him/her hand and foot.

3. You walk around on eggshells fearing that you might say or do something to upset him/her and cause him/her to stop liking you.

4. You are easily intimidated when you try to voice your feelings because you feel that you have nothing special or important to offer a man/woman. You always feel insecure.

5. You deliberately withhold personal information, thoughts and feelings for fear that he/she will either belittle you or reject you. You never get close.

6. You worry so much (worry about what the other person said, worry about what they meant by it, worry about how you reacted etc) that your worry creates a sense of helplessness and powerlessness.

7. You exaggerate your own faults so as to make the other person feel good about him/herself. The problem is he/she actually starts believing he/she is better than you.

8. You give of this facade of everything is great and I'm happy but you're not. The cost of pretending is not having a voice.

9. You privately harbour a great deal of anger that you react to situation as if you’ve been attacked thereby creating constant drama and distance in your relationships.

10. You are so afraid of taking risks, making decisions or making a mistake that you sub-consciously seek out people who control and dominate you and tell you what to do.

A wise doctor

2011-05-25T03:18:00.001-07:00

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.

So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'
She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.'

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb.

The crime is the same!

Nature Getaway(caramoan,bicol)

2011-05-24T16:52:00.000-07:00

These are my nature shots on my vacation on caramoan

I just love nature :) ♥ and GOD

Lie detector bot

2011-05-24T03:54:00.000-07:00

Bumili ang isang milyonaryo ng lie detector robot.
Sinasampal ng robot ang mga taong sinungaling.

Iniuwi ng milyonaryo ang robot.

Sa hapunan ng pamilya, katabi ng milyonaryo ang robot.

Tinanong ng milyonaryo ang anak na lalaki, "Junior, nasaan ka kanina during school hours?"
"Sa school," sagot ng anak.

Sinampal agad ng robot si Junior.

"Ok, nagsinungaling ako, nasa internet station ako. Nanood ako ng cartoons," sabi ng anak.
Sinampal muli ng robot si Junior.

"Ok. Porno pinanood ko.

Sabi ng milyonaryo, "Noong kaedad mo ako, hindi ko pa alam kung ano ang porno . . . "
Sinampal ng robot ang milyonaryo.

Humirit si misis, "Hon, patawarin mo na si Junior. After all, he's your son."

Sinampal ng robot si misis.

Meaning of places

2011-04-06T04:59:00.001-07:00

Remember these...?

J.A.P.A.N Just Always Pray At Night.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.

Akala ninyo yun lang ah .. heto pa....

L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. Come Here! I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

P.E.R.U. Porget Everyone... Remember Us.

K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

Y.E.M.E.N. Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

R.U.S.S.I.A. Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

Akala ninyo yun lang ah .. heto pa.... ulit...

M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G. Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N. May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S. I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G. Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U. Change Everything... But Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O. Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y. Pretty And Sexy Are You.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!

50 facts

2011-04-06T04:58:00.001-07:00

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
--akala ko the other way around?

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
--ma-try nga!

4. Your tongue is germ-free only if it is pink. If it is white, there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
--go check your tongue in the mirror!

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “The Best or Nothing”.
--

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
--ahh.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
--dilates and contracts.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
--really?

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
-- oh ano pa hinihintay nyo? tawa na!

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
-- lagot. cx

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
-- ....processing. xDD

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
--yun pla yung sinasabi nilang butterflies in the stomach

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
-- bloody sweat.!

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
--haha, pineke yan ng Tom and Jerry Show ee.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
--yah.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
--abnormality daw yan.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
-- ansipag nung nagmeasure.

31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
-- Uo.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
-- ang gulo, ang sabi dun sa isang libro hindi na daw. after death, magiging rigid daw yung whole body a process called Rigor Mortis. this is the reason why we mistakenly interpret that hair and nails grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
--first ko nalaman to sa Phineas and Ferb! do u watch that?

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
-- Oo, whew, buti nakikinig ako nun sa Bio Class.

37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
--Oh my.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
-- waah, tlga?!

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
--Uo.

41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
--sandamak2 na zinc siguro ang nasa utak ko ngayon...ay este kang Einstein pla!

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
--lampas na siguro ako nyan ng dahil sa triviang ito.

43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
--napablink 2loi ako.

45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
-- Felines Rule!!! meow.

46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
--how ironic.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
-- dko napansin eun aah. haha. nice.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!
-- so if I poke my heart while lying down, i'll have this really cool blood fountain?

Put the Glass Down

2011-04-06T04:42:00.000-07:00

Here is a beautiful story that offers a sensible perspective and profound advice on how to deal with stress, problems and challenges of everyday life. Do Enjoy..

Once A professor began his class by holding up a glass of water.
He asked the students,

-"How much do you think this glass weighs?"
"100 grams...., 200 grams...., 250 grams...,",

The students answered.

-"I really don't know unless I weigh it,"

Said the professor .

But, my question is: what would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"
"Nothing",- the students said.

"OK, what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?" the professor asked.

"Your arm would begin to ache", said one of the students.

"You're right. Now what would happen if I held it for a day?" the professor asked.

"Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress and paralysis!" "You might have to go to
the hospital", added another.

"Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" asked the professor.

"No", replied the students.

"Then what caused the arm ache and the muscle stress?
What should I do?" "

Put the glass down!" said a student.

"Exactly!"said the professor.

"Life's problems are something like this. Hold them for a few minutes in your head and they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time and they begin to ache. Hold them even longer; they begin to paralyze you.

You will not be able to do anything!"
It is important to think of the challenges in your life, but even more important to "put them down" at the end of every day before
you go to sleep. That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh and strong. You can handle any issue, any challenge that
comes your way!

Remember to put the glass down today!

God does exist

2011-04-06T04:39:00.000-07:00

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:
"I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in
the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed
beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."