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CATCHER IN THE RYE SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED READING IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

2010-10-10T14:45:00.000-07:00

It's a good book, but it's not educational. Just sayin' y'all. Word. Double word. I think it's time to drop some lyrics on y'all home pizza slices. For real.

What is up home dog?
You smell like a dirt-covered hog
Your mother is a fat ass
She has a lot of mass
Word up
This is basic thuganomics
I'm John Cena
You have a small pen-a
I have a large amount of jewelery and own a summer beach home in Hawaii
You guys are so Japanese that I think you're kawaii
Don't mind me
I think I have diarrhea

Am I sexy or cute?

2010-10-02T10:13:00.000-07:00

I've always been wondering whether I was sexy or cute. What's your opinion guys?

Everyone likes kittens, so I'm going to post kittens.

2010-09-28T18:28:00.000-07:00

Math is way too difficult.

2010-09-27T19:01:00.000-07:00

I'm in second grade and only 18 years old. I'm taking addition and subtraction. This is really advanced work for someone my age and the work gets very frustrating. I'm not allowed to take Advil because my mother won't let me. Would someone mind helping me with my homework? I know this would be hard for you guys too, but can you help a friend out? If you do decide to help a friend in need, here are some of the problems:

5+3=                         4+4=

2+6=                        (Here's a hard one)10+0=

1+3=                        7+2=

Help is highly appreciated. Thanks!

Harry Potter haiku

2010-09-26T14:12:00.000-07:00

Ron and Harry together
Homosexual urges
Snape kills Dumbledore

2010-09-26T12:05:00.000-07:00

I'm going to type a review of brick. No, not the movie with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Actual brick is what I'm reviewing. I'm tired of movie reviews.

So bricks are pretty hard. They are used to build buildings and are heavy. They are durable and have longevity. I'm quite fond of them. They are rectangular. They're rectangular prisms to be exact. They are red as well. Now, I'm no brick expert, but bricks seem to be the real deal.

I give it a 10/10.

If you're going to visit my site, follow me.

2010-09-25T21:42:00.000-07:00

You really should.

Don't mind my crooked sunglasses.

Why do I keep getting blogs in Spanish after pressing next blog?

2010-09-25T20:57:00.001-07:00

Seriously, this is annoying. I got four in a row after seeing some English blog.

2010-09-25T20:50:00.001-07:00

PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SERVE FOOD THESE DAYS

2010-09-25T20:18:00.000-07:00

I was at a Seafood restaurant and this wench fucked up my order. I asked for a hamburger, and she kept on saying in this obnoxious voice, "but Sir, for the TWENTIETH TIME, we don't HAVE that on the menu!" See that exclamation point? That got me mad. She raised her voice at me.

She must have gotten really turned on from my constant demands of a hamburger. I mean, she was huffing and puffing and her face got red. I felt sorry for her though. She was just a lowly 9/10, I only go for 11's.

ANYWAYS, I just told the plebeian to get me some fries and she did! So I waited for about ten minutes which is a pretty long time for some fries. Well, she came back after an eternity and served me my fries. I took a bite and was immediately disgusted. They were fish fries! The idiot gave me FISH fries, not potato.

That really pissed me off though. I stood up and furiously shouted "GIRL! GIRL!" She dragged her lazy ass to my presence while rolling her eyes. Can you believe the nerve of some people? Well, this is how our exchange of words went:

Plebe: What is it this time sir?

Me: What the HELL DO YOU MEAN, "What is it this time sir?" ? These are damn fish fries! I was expecting potato fries.

Plebe: Sir, this is a seafood restaurant. You are causing quite the disturbance, so if you don't calm down, you will need to leave.

Me: This is blasphemy! Let me talk to your manager.

Plebe: Be my guest (Who the FUCK says that anymore? She's so dumb.)

So her fat-ass manager waddled to me and talked to me. I discussed my situation and demanded my money, or I would sue them. After hearing that word, the manager immediately refunded me. Ha! What fools!

After that fiasco, I returned home and pet my cat. Her name is John.

This is my blog!

2010-09-25T19:51:00.001-07:00