THE BIG FEED

My Very Own Sea Kitten

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:52:00 +0000

I made this...Ain't hims cute? Create Your Own Sea Kitten at petakids.com!

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"Youths" Riot in Mall of America

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:10:00 +0000

The "youths" are at it again. What troubles them so? Apparently this revolved around a Lil' Wayne. From KARE: Fists flew and so did a few chairs during a large-scale brawl at the Mall of America Monday. No official lockdown of the mall occurred, but some stores did close their...

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Self Defense for Women

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:30:00 +0000

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Occupy Protesters Fly Al Qaeda and and Hizballah Flags

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:20:00 +0000

But it's those scary tea party folks you really need to be worried about. People monitoring the Occupy D.C. movement tell Inside the Ring that the two encampments are fast becoming health hazards. Numerous protesters also recently were sickened with unusual respiratory illnesses. The major...

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Merry Christmas - From My Family to Yours

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:07:00 +0000

Please ignore my oldest son Axel's appearance on our card. Couldn't get him to come around to wearing a bow tie.

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Islamachic

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:02:00 +0000

These shirts are big in Pok-E-Stan...

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Judge Wins the Captain Obvious Award

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:57:00 +0000

Mr Pownall asked: 'Who else could it have been if it wasn't you?' and Boudjenane replied: 'I can't remember.' Mr Pownall asked if he used that cleaver to cut his head off, but Boudjenane said: 'I don't know.' Judge Moss told him: 'I have no doubt on the evidence that you intended to kill him....

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What Do Americans Really Think of Liberal Policies? - Mass Exodus from Illinois

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:56:00 +0000

This study is about as insightful as one can get. People are leaving the Democrat governed Illinois by the hundreds of thousands. And taking their taxable income with them. Recent data from the Internal Revenue Service shows that, in 2009, Illinois netted a loss of people to 43...

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Obama's Drunk Illegal Alien Uncle is Blaming Cops for His Arrest

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:33:00 +0000

What an absolute disgrace Obama and his family are. It's hard to imagine, with all the stoic figures who have led this country in the past, that we have sunk to this. Lawyers for President Obama’s illegal alien half-uncle are going after the beat cop who busted him on a drunken-driving...

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Hooray for Bollywood!

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 22:26:00 +0000

The more I dig, the more super fine women I find. This is Lara Dutta. Rumor is is that she's pregnant. That's a shame.

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Normandy, Then and Now

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:32:00 +0000

A very cool presentation of pictures of Normandy during World War II, and what those locations look like today. See it here

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Boat Loaded with Patriot Missles Stopped in Finland...On its Way to China

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:27:00 +0000

I've heard nothing of this in the mainstream media. But this has to be a cause for great concern. From The Guardian: Finnish officials find 160 tonnes of explosives and 69 Patriot missiles on the British-registered cargo ship bound for Shanghai. Around 160 tonnes of...

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The Military and Political Genius of Barack Obama

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:55:00 +0000

Honestly people. Can you name one thing this man has done right? More than 60 people died in Iraq today as a result of 14 different bomb attacks. This just days after we took all our troops out of the country. GWP has video. Obama's policies are a lot like this golf cart.

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This Guy Needs to Fry

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:44:00 +0000

Yes. I'm advocating the death penalty for this man. You gotta be pretty damn evil to do something like this. A young father is now the subject of a police probe after a shocking photo of his daughter with her hands and feet bound was posted on Facebook. Andre Curry, 21, of Chicago,...

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Roll Tide?

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:20:00 +0000

Is mother nature rooting for Alabama in the upcoming BCS championship football game? These pictures were taken near Birmingham, Alabama on December 16.

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My New Favorite Lawmaker - "Michelle Obama Has a Fat Ass"

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:18:00 +0000

He's not saying anything Barry doesn't already know. Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), known for his cantankerous ways and for not speaking to media unless it’s his idea, was overheard at the Delta Crown lounge at Reagan National Airport today talking on his cellphone about an incident he said...

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American Presidents in Uniform

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:16:00 +0000

h/t IOTW

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Matt Damon Falls Out of Love with Obama

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:38:00 +0000

Hey Matt! How you like dem' apples? Matt Damon, one of Barack Obama's earliest supporters and once one of his most staunch advocates, slammed the President in the new issue of Elle Magazine. "I've talked to a lot of people who worked for Obama at the grassroots level. One of them said to...

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The Top 10 Most Bizarre Wars

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:05:00 +0000

The War of the Oaken Bucket This war began in 1325, when a rivalry between the independent city states of Modena and Bologna spiraled out of control over the most unlikely of things, a wooden bucket. The trouble started when a band of Modena soldiers raided Bologna and stole a large wooden...

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Syrian Freedom Protesters Call for a Return of George Bush

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:29:00 +0000

What? Obama isn't inspiring any "hope" with you guys?

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If You Don't beleive in Global Warming, Your Brain isn't Working Correctly

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:53:00 +0000

It's true. This guy says so.

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Health Food Lunches a Big Flop at Los Angeles Schools

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:43:00 +0000

Another example of liberalism blowing up in their paternalistic faces. Even the children of hippies won't eat this crap. From the LA Times: It's lunchtime at Van Nuys High School and students stream into the cafeteria to check out the day's fare: black bean burgers, tostada...

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My Deposition Did Not Go So Well

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:54:00 +0000

I told that lawyer I'd put it back. But he had to just keep on asking questions. I should have taken tips on how to handle a deposition from this lady.

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Ann Coulter Prefers Ron Paul Over Newt Gingrich

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:21:00 +0000

Video at the Right Scoop Can we please stop with the Newt Gingrich for President talk? Newt can't win! Yeah, I get it. He's the smartest man in the room. Brilliant. I think that now. And I thought that 20 years ago. Before he philandered...

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It's Poke Islam in the Eye Time

noreply@blogger.com (CAPTAIN THURSTON) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:59:00 +0000

Here's a super hot muslim babe... Rima Fakih

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