Weird Ideas

Taliban Chris

2012-11-05T21:19:00.000-05:00

Halloween for Chris Brown is dressing up like a Taliban. He tweeted a photo of him and some friends in Taliban costumes complete with guns and ammunition. This created a lot of discussions amongst his followers over Twitter. Been called as a "punk" and a "woman beater" before, "an insensitive asshole" would appear to be an understatement.
This is a guy who beat a woman to the pulp after a date, a man who brushed the law endlessly with his weed problems, a man who caused chaos in a bar in NYC that caused Tony Parkers eye injury, a guy who vandalized a hotel because he didn't like a question thrown at him during an interview and so on and so forth.
Personally, I think that he could have just dressed himself with a giant condom which is perfect for covering a giant dick. He is probably the only person who can dress up like a Taliban and actually improve his own image. I am just guessing that his girlfriend came to the same Halloween party wearing a Burqa to hide her bruises. The truth of the matter is, if he really wanted to dress up like a violent lunatic, he could have gone as himself and people will actually think that he is for real.

Am I A Sports Fraud?

2012-01-08T22:15:00.000-05:00

I am a big New York Giants Fan. I used up a whole paycheck just to see my team at the Giants Stadium ( now Metlife Stadium). I spent money for jerseys, memorabilias and other insignificant Giants' items, some of them nearly cost my marriage. I have gone to signings to have some of Giants' photos autographed. I have won and lost huge arguments to promote my team and my players. I am a fan and I wear my heart on my sleeves.

But why am I rooting for Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos as well. I know in my heart that if ever the Giants meet the Broncos I would want Tebow DOA but before that day comes I want them to win. I was in the Metlife Stadium today and saw NY beat the hell out of the Atlanta Falcons, thanks to my daughter for the tickets, but was in a hurry to get home so I can watch Tebow play Rothlisberger. When the Broncos spectacular drive in the overtime happened, I was as ecstatic as I was in the Metlife stadium when my team beat the Falcons.
I like Tim Tebow first because he was born in the Philippines (I'm Filipino btw), and second he was not considered as a good quarterback at all by everybody, players, the media and footbal critics. Some kind of an underdog but winning games in miraculous manner. Maybe we can say that I'm getting on the band wagon and by doing this some of my friends said that I am a FRAUD. Like Don Lagreca of ESPN would say, nobody can be a Yankee and a Mets fan at the same time if you live in New York. If you do, then you are a fraud. Am I?

Who Is Paying for Casey Anthony's Legal Fees? The Taxpayers.

2011-07-22T19:23:00.001-04:00

After Casey Anthony was acquitted, her defense lawyers bill amounted to $124,800 of which the Florida taxpayers paid $119,000 already. After she consumed her own money for the legal representation, she was declared indigent by the courts in March 2010. The prosecutors has not finalized their expenses but has declared at least $91,000 so far. Still being calculated is the expenses of the Florida police department for the investigation of the death of her 2 year old daughter that started July of 2008.

Casey is being offered at least $1 million for her first interview and from the last report there is a bidding war going on right now for the rights to have her exclusive interview. I do not know so much about the law, but is she supposed to pay for all the expenses incurred in her case if ever she gets paid for any interviews that she's going to give after she was acquitted from the charges?

Personally, I think that she do not owe the taxpayers any money since she was not proven guilty of the charges. Like most of the people who are following this case, I also believe that she has something to do with her daughter's death but the prosecutors was not able to prove it. If there is somebody who is supposed to carry the baggage in this case, it should be the prosecutors' office. People are saying that the system failed, but I think the government lawyers are the ones who fail by not linking Casey Anthony to the death of Caylee.

Autopsy Photos Of John F. Kennedy

2011-07-19T20:37:00.001-04:00

These photos are taken from the internet and cannot be authenticated. You judge by the looks of it.

Why IPhone Batteries Drain Fast and How To Fix It

2011-07-09T14:18:00.001-04:00

   Have you ever noticed that the longer you have your iphone the faster the battery life drains. The more apps you downloaded the less power you have? Here are some pointers to increase your iphones battery life.

1. Close all apps that are opened previously- If you opened an app and don't close it, it will continuously use up your battery even if your not using your phone at all. The more apps you open, the less battery life you will have if they stay open. To close all applications, press the HOME button twice, wait until the screen empty and all the apps will appear at the bottom. Press and hold one app until a red negative (edit) sign comes up on each app. Then press all the negative signs to close each applications. You can scroll all the open apps by tap sliding the screen to the left. This maneuver will not delete the app but will only close it.

2.Turn off "push" notification in all email accounts. A push notification is an apple feature that uses push technology in an open IP connection to forward notifications from the servers of third party applications to iphone, ipod touch and ipad. To turn it off, do the following steps:
   a. tap "Settings" icon
   b. tap "Mail, Contacts, Calendars"
   c. tap "Fetch New Data"
   d. turn of "Push"
   e. reboot your iphone by holding down sleep/wake button until you see the red slider
   appear, then drag that slider to turn the phone off. Turn on the phone the same way to
   complete rebooting.

3.Turn of Wi-Fi if not using. If the Wi-Fi is on, it is always refreshing anywhere you go to get into a network even if you are not using it. If you have a data plan with your provider and does not need the Wi-Fi, you don't really need it on all the time. You can only turn it on if you have a limited data plan and would like to use the Wi-Fi for more data usage. Other than that, just keep it off.

4.Auto-lock- Not a lot of iphone users know that turning the iphone back on after it was manually locked or turned off takes more battery power. So it's better to just put it in "Auto-Lock" than "Power-Off".

5.Use "Airplane Mode"- If you are in a place where there is a low or no coverage area. This setting will disable the iphone's connection with your cellular network blocking all calls or texts.

6.Use "Auto-Brightness" instead- Most people think that controlling the brightness manually saves you battery but actually the "Auto-Brightness" feature is the setting that saves energy. It only adjust the lighting when needed. To do it just tap "Settings"->"Brightness"->"Slider" or "Auto-Brightness"

7.Keep "Bluetooth" off if not needed- If you are not using "Bluetooth" turning it off will save you energy. If it is on it will keep on refreshing to look for connections and will use up a lot of your battery life.

8.Turn off "Location Services" if not needed- If on, this feature will also use battery life. So if you are not using an app that needs your location, it's better to just keep it off. To do this tap "Settings"-"General" ->"Location Services"->"Off"

9 Y.O. Kid Rides Roller Coaster 100 Times!

2011-07-05T11:44:00.000-04:00

In Green Bay Wisconsin, a 9 year old kid named Ivan Keiler rode the Zippin Pippin Roller Coaster at Bay Beach Amusement Park 100 times. This roller coaster is one of the oldest wooden roller coasters in the United States. Built in 1912 in Tennessee, Green Bay bought it after it became Elvis Presley's favorite ride.
His mother used the ride as a reward for doing house chores and this kid made it a goal to ride it 100 times. TheKeiler household must have the cleanest plates and pans in the world since this kid has been cleaning them for awhile. The child has to throw the garbage and clean the car I assume for him to have a roller coaster ride. He probably did the landscaping also to get to the 80th ride. I heard that this kid also renovate and refinished their house kitchen cabinets for his 95th ride. I am sure that their new roof was done by Ivan to achieve his goal of 100. Lucky parents. While the other children in the world are playing XBOX and playstation, this boy is shaking his medulla oblongata in a wooden car.

Here is the Zippin Pippin Roller Coaster

Woman Sprays Breast Milk To Deputies.

2011-07-01T22:47:00.000-04:00

The Delaware County received a complain from a man stating that his wife, 30 y.o. Stephanie Robinette has been drinking heavily in a wedding and hit him before locking himself in the car. Deputies from the Sheriff"s Office responded trying to get the woman out of the car when suddenly Ms Robinette took his breast out and sprayed the deputies with breast milk. She was charged with domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
I have never heard of people using their breast milk to ward off cops before. I am not sure if this tactic really works like a pepper spray. I know from reading "nursing books" that the breast milk taste a little bit sour but I don't think it will mess up the eyes of the officers. Now, I am sure that this woman has proved to the world that MEN DO NOT LIKE BREAST MILK, WE ONLY LIKE THE CONTAINERS".

Best TV Advertisement.....ever!

2011-07-01T22:19:00.000-04:00

If you don't laugh at this, then I don't know what's funny. This is the real reason why I renewed my gym membership.

Man To Be Exhumed To Retrieve Wrong Dentures

2011-06-28T13:48:00.000-04:00

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A man from Tennessee will be exhumed to retrieve the wrong dentures that he is wearing. The dentures belong to another man and the relatives of 76 y.o. Kevin Ray Manis wanted the false teeth removed from him. The mix up happened in Parkridge Medical Center where the dead person shared an Intensive Care Unit room with another patient who owns the dentures. The hospital staff mixed up the belongings of the two patients. The hospital offered to pay for a new denture, reburial costs and attorney's fees.
If you are the relative of the dead person and the real owner of the dentures is not complaining, will you still bother the dead to change it? Will you exert effort and money to do this? Does the dentures really mean anything for the dead man. Do you really think that Mr. Manis will have a hard time chewing food with this wrong teeth in his second life? If he goes to heaven I am sure that there will be a better dentist there to help him get a new one, or St. Peter could give him a new set of real teeth. Remember this is heaven, anything is possible up there. Let us say that the dead person went to hell, I am sure Satan would not let anybody eat in hell. It's a punishment. There is no food there according to my cousin who I think is a frequent visitor of hell since he is an evil guy. I think that they should just let the man rest in peace, teeth or no teeth. What's your take on this. Post a comment.

Peeping Tom Hides In Portable Toilet

2011-06-27T22:58:00.000-04:00

A man was arrested for hiding inside a waste tank of a portable toilet during a Yoga Festival and charged for unlawful sexual contact and invasion of privacy.

During the festival, a woman using one of the portaloo noticed movement in the storage tank and asked a bystander to investigate. A security guard waited outside the toilet for a few minutes until a shirtless man came out with cuts on his back and covered with feces. The guard apparently was not able to chase the peeping tom and was able to get out of the area 'untouched". The man, Luke Irvin Chrisco, 30 was arrested in Colorado after being stopped by police officers for illegal begging. In the process, one policeman realized that he resembles the "portable toilet suspect". He is being held $1,000 bond for illegal begging and $1,500 bond for the alleged toilet offenses.

Pop Star Band Member A Computer Creation

2011-06-27T22:32:00.000-04:00

The picture on the left is Aimi Eguchi, one of the members of the popular Japanese Girl Band called AKB48. This band is in the Guiness book of world records for the most number of members in a band. A new candy commercial came out showcasing a new member Aimi which is actually a computer generated image made of the best features of the other members of the band. This computer image even has a website saying that she is a normal 16 y.o. girl who lives in Saitama, north of Tokyo. After apearing in the chocolate video commercial, Aimi became famous until the thousands of fans realized that she looks like some of the members of the band.

Here is some of the pictures of the band AKB48. Would you know who's not human?

Man Updated Profile In Facebook While Holding Woman Hostage

2011-06-26T08:32:00.000-04:00

   How important the social media is right now? This internet tool is so powerful that a man called Jason Valdez in Utah held a woman hostage at gunpoint was able to find time to tell the world by updating his Facebook account. He got his friends and family aware of everything he is doing while the SWAT team was outside trying to resolve the standoff situation. The 16 hour ordeal happened in a small hotel room in Ogden Utah according to reports.
   What's amazing was after the Facebook update a Facebrook friend of Jason Valdez gave him some help by telling him that a SWAT officer was hiding in the bushes. He, Valdez then posted "thank you homie. Good looking out.". The room was stormed by the SWAT team and Valdez shot himself to the chest but survived. The police officers were also looking thru this network to update themselves. He found at least a dozen new friends and his family members posted at least 100 comments, all during the 16 hour standoff. Valdez who was trying to avoid a warrant for drug charges was also able to post 2 pictures of his woman hostage Veronica with a note that says "cute ha".
   If you saw the movie Dog Day Afternoon, when Al Pacino held people hostage in a bank and communicated to the police using the telephone and even going outside personally to rant about his demands, this story will probably be a better movie material. This is like the old school vs the new school way of conducting a standoff. Unbelievable!!

How Waiters Steal Your Credit Card Info

2011-06-21T20:41:00.000-04:00

   There are so many ways now to steal credit card information. Hackers can do it online, using public wi-fi thru eavesdropping, stealing your card with your personal belongings, phishing thru emails and so on and so forth. The one thing that catches my attention is loosing your credit card information in a restaurant. After we eat and feeling full we tend to not pay attention to a lot of things including the actions of people around us including the waiters. I don't think anybody in a restaurant will really catch a server steal anything from the costumers unless they physically snatch your purse or wallet, which I think is a very remote possibility. But servers can do it without resorting to violence at all, and you won't even know it.
   Cases like this are in the news for awhile now but it is always good to remind us that it can happen to us too anytime. In Clearwater Florida, a restaurant waitress was arrested by police for stealing infos of costumers for several months and only four people came up to complain about it. I Washington, six servers of a trendy restaurant were implicated for stealing credit card information from customers and run up a $700,000 tab from Barney's NY and high end stores like Gucci. This was discovered by the Secret Service which conducted the operation. They found out that the waiters, after stealing the important infos will then sell it to a "fraud ring" for $200 each information. A waiter in New Orleans stole 50 credit card information and sold it to three men for $220/each. In Buffalo NY a waiter used the credit card himself to make counterfeit credit cards himself. Some servers who are not part of the syndicate directly will sell the infos for money and some will use them themselves. Either way it is still not good for customers.
   So how do they do it? There is this gadget called "credit card skimmer" that can scan your credit card information by swiping your plastic card thru it. By doing this all your secret information will be recorded and decoded in a program in a computer. With the stolen informations, the thief can use it purchasing online or making counterfeit cards with your name on it. Some skimmers are so small (see picture on right) that a waiter or waitress can keep them in their apron, pants or shirt pocket and scan your card unknowingly. You don't need practice to do this.
   What can we do to avoid this? Not much actually. It's hard to catch the act but there are ways to detect it. Make sure you monitor your credit or debit card transactions EVERYDAY. Yes everyday, it's a pain but that's the best way to catch it so they don't drain your account. And the best way to check it is online. I'm sorry to say that there are still consumers who do not believe in computers and the Internet but this is the best and fastest way to do it. Another way to avoid it is by knowing how a skimmer looks like. There are lots of skimmer pictures that you can see on the internet now. The third way to avoid scams like this is to pay attention to your servers action after you hand them your card. Make sure that he/she do not put your card in his/her apron or pocket before going to the cashier's desk because they don't have too. You do not want to make a scene in a restaurant but if you suspect something you can call your credit card company to make a hold on it. This way you don't need to confront the waiter and avoid embarrassment in case your suspicion is wrong.

So next time you eat out and don't have available cash, remember this blog. It might save you a fortune.
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Porn 800 Numbers In Disguise

2011-06-20T21:42:00.000-04:00

Have you ever tried to call a 1-800 number and was directed to a "one-on-one talk" with a nasty girl? I am talking about "used to be" legitimate 800 numbers of big companies. Have you dialed 1-800-CHICAGO and was answered by a sweet talking girl for $2.99/min conversation with lots of deep breathing? You can call 1-800-Cadillac, 1-800-Metallica or 1-800-Minolta and instead you will be talking to a girl who would convince you to give your credit card information not for a car or a camera but for a sex phone chat. Imagine calling 1-800-WORSHIP to talk to somebody for religious advice and an angel of Ron Jeremy picks up the phone and say " hello baby, are you ready to go to heaven with me?". What if you call 1-800-whirlpool to fix your pipe in your tub and somebody answers and say "I'm sorry honey, but that's not the pipe I usually take care of". It's scary isn't it?
The thing is, the mentioned 800 numbers were legitimate service numbers of legitimate companies bought by Prime Tel Communications which is based in Philadelphia after they were relinquished by their previous owners. If you dial any of these numbers your call will be directed to erotic chat lines operated by A-1 Advertising. This is LEGAL by the way. the purchase and sale of the service is 100% legit. You will not be charged unless you agree and give your credit card information. Prime Tel is the administrator of at least 1,600.000 out of around 7 million 800 numbers. It is also said that they also control a dominant share of 888 and 866 numbers.

   The problem with this is when kids and teenagers accidentally call any of this numbers and get hooked by the sweet talking voice and give their parent's credit card information. Accessibility and testosterone is a very bad combination. Some people will just hang up but some will find this an excuse for a timed opportunity to exercise and promote their manhood.
   Although the FCC can not totally eradicate this due to it's legality, we should be aware of it and report any occurrence to 1-800-SPANKME right away.....wait that number is one of the porn chat lines also.
   Here are some of the most common numbers that I am talking about.

1-800-chicago
1-800-metallica
1-800-whirlpool
1-800-cadillac
1-800-minolta
1-800-cameras
1-800-worship
1-800-beatles
1-800-AIDS

New York Court Says Strip Clubs Lap Dances Are Taxable

2011-06-18T22:33:00.000-04:00

A New York court says that a lap dance performed in a non-alcoholic strip bar is taxable. Four Appellate Division justices agree with a decision by a state tax appeals commission that says dances onstage or in private rooms at a suburban Albany juice bar do not qualify for tax exception as "dramatic or musical arts performances". Another reason for this action is because the dancers are not even required any dance training. The club called Nite Moves owes the state $125,000 for lap dances and admission fees.

I think that lap dancing should be considered as an "arts performance" by it's definition which is:

In art, performance art is a performance presented to an audience, traditionally interdisciplinary. Performance may be either scripted or unscripted, random or carefully orchestrated; spontaneous or otherwise carefully planned with or without audience participation. The performance can be live or via media; the performer can be present or absent. It can be any situation that involves four basic elements: time, space, the performer's body, or presence in a medium, and a relationship between performer and audience. Performance art can happen anywhere, in any venue or setting and for any length of time. The actions of an individual or a group at a particular place and in a particular time constitute the work. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_art

The court mentioned that the lap dancers doesn't even need training for these, but it is "unscripted" and "randomly orchestrated" with audience participation. If we dissect the subjects- the performers, the performance, and the venue, you would think that it is the same as any typical music, dance and drama presentation that we see everywhere. The only difference is men put dollar bills in the performers underwear. You can't do this in an opera or a ballet show. You can't go to the stage and pull the ballerina's tutu and slip a dollar bill in there and besides it's very hard to do that while she's doing the twirl. Maybe if a ballet dancer accidentally fall on an audience lap and do her spin they will be taxed too. what do you think?

Naked Female Scientist Tries To Tame Belugas In Freezing Arctic

2011-06-18T00:34:00.000-04:00

Natalia Avseenko, 36 was convinced by marine experts to strip naked and try to tame 2 belugas which they believe do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as a diving suit. This daring experiment was done on a sub-zero temperature in the Arctic with the water hitting minus 1.5 degrees centigrade.

According to the news the 2 belugas enjoyed frolicking with the naked scientist. They were tamed before by the marine experts before this event.

It was not mentioned if these mammals were male or female but I would assume that they are both females because if they are males a different frolicking underwater could have happened. I think the presumption that these animals don't want to be touched with any foreign material is bogus. There is a greater possibility that mammals just want to be touched by a naked woman. If you are one of these belugas, will you tell the female diver to put on clothes before she caresses you? Of course not. Some belugas would probably have to pay an escort service to be with a naked lady, and this one is for free.

I am just wondering if this diver will do this experiment with a sperm whale? Because being naked is like going at it without protection. She will be pregnant with sperm whales because they have this milky- white waxy substance on their head. Also they are known to have the biggest brain among all animals meaning they would know what to do with this scientist underwater compared to these belugas.

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What? Vulva Perfume?

2011-06-16T22:45:00.001-04:00

Vulva - The Original Scent Of A Woman

I am a Licensed Practical Nurse and I'm pretty good in human anatomy because I studied Human Anatomy and Physiology in school and the knowledge of it is required to be a Scrub Nurse or a Surgical Tech. My favorite part of it is probably the female reproductive system. I know the parts of it in theory and have seen it so many times performing my duties in the Operating Room.
I know the functions of the ovary, the fallopian tube, uterus, the cervix, and the vagina. But I never thought that somebody on earth will get some extract from one of these organs to make a perfume - the Vulva.

   Did I say vulva? This scent is supposedly from a vaginal excretion and could be used and applied to body parts of men and women to increase arousal. This thing has been out for awhile and it's only now that I heard of it. Don't get me wrong, I know what it is and I don't think there is anything wrong with the scent of nature but I would not come to work smelling like that. I am a Scrub Tech and I can't be working with Gynecologists in the Operating Room during surgery smelling like the body part that they are working on. They might cut me instead. That will be too much vulva in the room.
   Imagine playing football and smelling like vulva, you will be hit so many times by the "NOSE TACKLE" and by the time the game is done you will be a "wide receiver" with a "tight end". All of the players including the quarterback with clock you in your blindside and you will look like a prostitute in her 90s.
   If you are a professional wrestler and you smell like vulva, your opponent will not only give you a "half nelson" or a "full nelson" but also a "Father Nelson" pin. You might get locked permanently since your opponent might not want to release you.
   If you play basketball smelling like vulva, your own teammates might double or triple team you and the game will look like an orgy. You'll probably get a lot of hand checks from the player defending you, so your best play would be a "pick-and-roll" on "both ends of the floor".
   If you play baseball and you are in the batter's box for your at bat, the catcher behind you would always call for a "stinker" I mean a "sinker" than a "fastball" so he could take a better sniff of you. And when you hit a home run, you will be running the bases teasing the first, second and the third baseman with your natural scent. When you reach the plate all of your teammates will gang up and get a piece of you.
   Now, would you wear it?

Man Shoots Wart On Finger With A Shotgun

2011-06-15T21:55:00.000-04:00

A security guard in London used a 12 gauge beretta shotgun to get rid of his bothersome wart on his finger. As a result it took most of his finger with it. The person's name is Shawn Murphy, 38 of Doncaster who claimed that he tried creams and ointments but nothing has changed so he decided to use his shotgun. Because of this incident, he was charged for illegal possession of firearms and his lawyer said in the hearing that his client was "A VICTIM OF HIS OWN STUPIDITY". Like Charlie Sheen would say, "Duh...winning". The lawyer admitted that his client is stupid and he defended him in court. Whose dumb and whose dumber.

I am not a genius but I don't think I will do what he did to fix a wart. I was wondering if he will do the same thing if the wart is on his forehead. If it is, he have to ask another person to do it for him because he won't be able to aim on his head with a beretta. But since this guy is so smart, he could just face a mirror, aim the shotgun on his forehead on his image and shoot. Maybe, if he's got a good amount of life insurance, his wife will do it for him.

Here is a picture of a 12 Gauge Beretta Shotgun

Here is a picture of a wart on a finger

And here's a picture of a man who will shoot a wart on his finger with a shotgun..

Maybe next time he gets another wart on his finger he will just use a revolver instead.

Jokes About Lebron James

2011-06-14T20:39:00.001-04:00

This past 2 days I have heard of so many jokes about Lebron James on the radio and from people that I know at work and home. The internet has some jokes too and I decided to make a small compilation of it here in my blog.

I woke up this morning without a ring, and so is Lebron.
Lebron did not go to college because he hates the FINALS.
Don't ask Lebron if he has change for a dollar because he only have 3 quarters.
Lebron is coming out with his own brand of cell phone that only vibrates 'coz it has no ring.
Lebron will be better playing in the NHL because it only has 3 periods.
Lebron can't write a book because he have no TITLE yet.
What is the difference between Lebron and Saturn? Saturn has a ring.
Today is Lebron Day in Miami. Everyone leaves work 12 minutes early.
Why is Lebron sick before game 6? He ate an Egg Benedict Arnold in Cleveland for breakfast.
Why did Lebron went South? Because his mom was heading West.

Here is Lebron James before he became a Black Man

What more he should do???

If you have more Lebron James jokes, please feel free to post it in the comments window. Next time!!

Hitler's Reaction After Knowing That Lebron & Miami Heat Lost In The Finals Against Dallas

2011-06-14T19:35:00.000-04:00

I have seen a lot of reactions when the Miami Heat and Lebron James lost to the Dallas Mavericks during the NBA Finals. I have seen fans in Cleveland rejoicing more than the Dallas Mavericks' fans. I have seen Lebron's and Wade's body language like they are ready to migrate somewhere else. I heard a lot of nasty remarks about Lebron James' post game interview. Jokes about Lebron not having the heart and not having a ring are all over the internet. But this video of Hitler reacting to Miami's lost is the best one. Watch and enjoy.

I could just imagine how Pat Riley reacted in his office after the game.

Is It Bad To Have Fun At Work?

2011-06-12T23:07:00.000-04:00

I believe that anything that we do in life we should have fun as much as we can so we don't reach boredom. Boredom will eventually result to poor performance. It's understandable that employers would like all employees to be efficient at work but they can't take FUN out of the equation. They should not forget that we work to live, not live to work. Here is a video sample of myself and a co-worker after a very busy shift...

That's me on the right. I have been working in this hospital for 11 years now, and because of times like this, I don't see myself going somewhere else.

World's Smallest Man Is From The Philippines

2011-06-11T22:41:00.000-04:00

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His name is Junrey Balawing, who is just a little bit taller than a rooster, is just measured and confirmed to be The World's Smallest Man. He was already cited before but he was only 17 at that time and The Guinness Book Of World Records eligible age for record breaking is 18. The smallest man on the record before was from Nepal who stands 26 inches tall whose name is Khagendra Thapa Magar. Junrey Balawing measures 23 inches and is a bit taller than the San Miguel Beer Bottle. I just hope that he won't be exploited in the wrong way for financial purposes. Sometimes people forget the most important thing, human respect.

Check this video to see him.

Men Cuts Tree To Steal A Bike

2011-06-11T20:20:00.000-04:00

So weird to know what people do to steal something. I have never heard of this story before and this is very interesting. A group of young men tried to steal a bicycle tied around a tree with a chain. They probably can't find a huge chain cutter so they decided to cut the tree instead. I don't know if I can call this crooks persistent or just plain stupid , but anyway you might want to describe it, this is just WEIRD. Everything was caught on video and was posted in youtube.com.

What bothers me more is, this thing happened on a normal residential area. I was just wondering if anyone in the neighborhood or anybody bypassing even called the cops to stop it. Fortunately, these guys were caught and charged. Unbelievable!

Grandma's Urn in a Goodwill Store

2011-06-10T22:47:00.000-04:00

According to USA Today's Offbeat News, the state police in Michigan are trying to find who left what appear to be a grandmother's cremated remains in an urn at a Goodwill store near Flint. According to reports, the box found by the manager is labelled "Grandma's Urn". The police are still trying to look for the stupid relatives of this urn. These people probably did not get anything from their grandma when she died. Or maybe, just maybe, the grandmother put in her will that she be cremated and donated to a Goodwill Store. If that's the case, she is an extraordinary donor because most people will donate their organs and not their ashes. The people who did this should be burned and their ashes should be placed in a cat litter. Unbelievable! I wonder how much did the Goodwill Store in Flint sell the urn?
Like some people say..."Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if my urn is missing, it's probably in goodwill sitting."

Weird & Funny City/Location Names

2011-06-10T22:17:00.000-04:00

Here is a list of weird and funny names that I found surfing the internet. Some of them are really weird and you would not think that they really exists. These are real names of places.

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Aimwell(Alabama)

Bobo (Alabama)

Intercourse(Alabama)

Seman(Alabama)

Bootlegger Crossing(Arizona)

Toad Suck(Arizona)

Weiner(Arizona)

Climax(Colorado)

Blue Ball(Delaware)

Okahumpka(Florida)

Cumming(Georgia)

Kickapoo(Illinois)

Disappointment(Kentucky)

Bangs Beach(Maine)