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You blogged, you read and commented at other blogs, and you *might* have gone to a blogging convention, but that was pretty much the extent of blogging. It was easy enough to keep up with your favorite blogs and people because you probably had them listed on your blog roll and, at least in the mommy blogging world, there weren't quite so many blogs to to choose from. I miss those days sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE PROBLEM:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now? There is Twitter, Facebook, vlogging, blogging forums, feed readers, Google Follow, stressing over stats, SEO, PR opportunities, giveaways, and about twenty billion blogs to choose from.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I finally came to the realization that I would never, ever be able to keep up with all of this at once. I work. I have a child. I have a life beyond this computer screen. I love Facebook, I love blogging, I love reading blogs, and I love to work with PR and offer relevant giveaways on my blog, BUT... I also feel incredibly guilty if I don't visit someone who has recently left a comment on my blog, I feel bad if my stats don't hit a certain number each day, and I feel like if I'm not at my forums or checking out Twitter, then I miss what's really going on in the blogosphere. I feel overwhelmed trying to keep up with 300 blogs in my feed reader. I also feel like if I am not doing all of this on a daily basis, then I am not "working my blog" to its fullest potential. I hate the competitiveness that goes along with blogging. I hate feeling like blogging is just not enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to do it all when it comes to blogging, but I just can't keep up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE SOLUTION:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm implementing my own therapeutic blogging program called Do One Thing to help me reign myself in, put the focus back on my writing and to sincerely enjoy the other blogs I read. And what is Do One Thing, you might ask? If I only do ONE thing a day to connect with other bloggers, readers, or PR contacts, then I won't hold it against myself. If I only answer ONE email, leave ONE comment, read ONE blog from my reader, make ONE Tweet, then I'll have done one thing pertaining to blogging besides blogging itself and I'll have managed my time more wisely. There will be days, of course, when I do MORE than one thing, but on those days when my computer time is very limited (which has been the case more often than not recently), I won't allow myself to feel bad about what I &lt;em&gt;don't&lt;/em&gt; do. That's it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And? I must somehow whittle my feed reader down to 100 blogs. That's going to be very painful. But necessary. And? Stop obsessing over traffic, SEO, networking, and stats. It's a blog, for crying out loud, right? But it's also so much more. *sigh* In regards to PR and giveaways, I am only accepting and posting the ones I want to, so I am proud that I have been more selective in that aspect. Baby steps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've promised myself in the past that I would do these very things to stop the blogging insanity, but I never do. But it MUST stop. It must.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I may lose readers, traffic may tank to new lows, and I'll probably miss out on all of the blogging gossip, but that's ok.  It will have to be ok, because I'll still be here blogging if anyone stumbles in and wants to read. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is there a such thing as Blogger's Rehab?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6510985630422940821-4555391956164722794?l=www.mommycracked.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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That light dusting of&lt;br /&gt;snow looks nothing like the 1-3 inches you &lt;em&gt;promised&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;assured&lt;/em&gt; all of us we would get a snow day because of. I'm done&lt;br /&gt;with you. Done! Your predictions mean nothing to me anymore.&lt;br /&gt;We're through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mommy Cracked...who will never get her hopes up for a snow day ever, ever&lt;br /&gt;again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear Mother Nature,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sweetheart, we need to talk. May I just ask HOW is it that my little&lt;br /&gt;section of the great state of Mississippi gets NO significant snow, while you&lt;br /&gt;dump it exactly 30 miles north and south of us every. single. time.? And&lt;br /&gt;to tease us with beautiful, big snowflakes, only to turn off the snow faucet an&lt;br /&gt;hour later with NO accumulation? You are a heartless tart!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mommy Cracked....who thinks you do this just for kicks. Snow in SOUTH&lt;br /&gt;Mississippi over 3 times this year but not us? Really?! &lt;em&gt;Really?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear Wycleff (Or whomever it was that came up with this idea...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While the intentions of raising money for Haiti by re-doing We Are&lt;br /&gt;The World are admirable and a cause I am definitely down with, &lt;em&gt;What The Honk&lt;/em&gt; did you do to the song? I was not impressed at&lt;br /&gt;all. At all. Or maybe I'm just too old school to appreciate&lt;br /&gt;this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mommy Cracked...who is probably the only other person in the world that&lt;br /&gt;hates this new version.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Dear E.B.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Mommy feels just terrible that we didn't make it to the Monster Truck&lt;br /&gt;Rally tonight. We had a big weekend planned for you, and then Mommy got&lt;br /&gt;sick. You're totally OK with it because, bless your heart, your Daddy and&lt;br /&gt;I never mentioned it to you at all (because we'd never hear the end of&lt;br /&gt;it...which is good I suppose since we had to cancel), so you are completely&lt;br /&gt;oblivious and happily playing Sponge Bob on the PlayStation. But&lt;br /&gt;still. It's your birthday week. You deserved this. I'm sorry,&lt;br /&gt;and we promise to make it up to you in the near future with another fun trip in&lt;br /&gt;which we won't tell you about either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mommy....Who loves you more than peanut butter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Disclosure: These rants were brought to you by Sinus Infection from Hades and Antibiotic-Induced Stomach Issues. I did not receive a gift card from anyone for writing this, but I totally should.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6510985630422940821-6831723796983364996?l=www.mommycracked.net' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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While that's great news for kids, it's also great news for us adults who enjoy our favorite "kid" cereals, also! General Mills and My Blog Spark recently provided my family with some free cereal coupons to celebrate this initiative to make some of their cereals lower in sugar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Interesting Cereal Facts:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Did you know that ready-to-eat cereal eaters consume less fat, less&lt;br /&gt;cholesterol and more fiber than non-cereal eaters?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cereals also deliver important vitamins, minerals and other essential&lt;br /&gt;nutrients, making cereal a top source of key nutrients in children´s diets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other cereal benefits: Ready-to-eat cereals, including presweetened&lt;br /&gt;cereals, account for only 5% of sugar in children´s diets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ready-to-eat cereal is the No. 1 source of whole grains in a child´s&lt;br /&gt;diet today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More frequent cereal eaters tend to have healthier body weights and&lt;br /&gt;lower Body Mass Index measures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Studies also demonstrate the benefits of eating breakfast. A 1998 study&lt;br /&gt;showed that children who eat breakfast tend to perform better at school.&lt;br /&gt;Compared to children who skip breakfast, children who eat breakfast score higher&lt;br /&gt;on tests, are less likely to miss class or be tardy, have fewer reported&lt;br /&gt;discipline problems, and make fewer trips to the office.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For more information about kids and cereals, please visit &lt;a href="http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/health_wellness/cereal_health.aspx"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cereal Health and Wellness&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;General Mills is offering a great $1 off coupon for one of four General Mills cereals. 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The kind of Monday where it's cold and raining, having to muster up as much get up and go as I could to make it through the day, topped off with the mother of all tantrums from E.B. while taking him to school this morning (and all over a Pop Tart, might I add).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that? Was just my morning. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was relieved when it was time to leave work and go pick up E.B. from school so we could go home and relax before I had to tackle the nightly chores. I had made it through another day! The rest of the afternoon/night was smooth sailing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then? My car went dead in carpool line. And not just anywhere in carpool line. Oh, heavens no! How about right at the front door where the children come out...where there's a covered driveway so nobody has to get wet on rainy days like this. Why, let's just block the whole front part there and make everyone have to back up, go around, and watch their little darlings get wet as they sprint out to the cars. And the teachers walking the little ones to their cars? Get them wet, too!! It's a non-cranking dead battery 14-year old hooptie-car free for all!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the &lt;em&gt;looks&lt;/em&gt;. They alternated somewhere in between..."Glad that's not ME!", "UGH! The NERVE of HER!! (complete with eye rolls as she sped off in her luxury SUV)", genuine sympathy (very few of these looks), and rubber-necking stares. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die because I knew the inconvenience I was causing, and there was nothing I could do but call my Dad (who will be referred to on this blog as Super Dad from here on out).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As E.B. got situated in the car, he demanded that I "Go!!". I told him the battery was dead. The child started crying as if I had told him a person died and at that point I could have very easily joined him in the cry-fest because the day was completely shot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Super Dad showed up immediately and got us going again. By that time carpool was over, so at least I could do the "drive of shame" out of the parking lot in private. I had turned the car off in an effort to try and conserve gas while waiting in line, but I guess I left the lights on during that time. 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