tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-379772492024-09-12T17:43:19.560-07:00khushihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13369584968340929540noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37977249.post-1165935924098633052006-12-12T07:01:00.000-08:002006-12-12T07:05:24.100-08:002 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable.<br />Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs.<br />on Escalaters..... <br /><br /> Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?<br /><br />Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...<br />Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?<br />Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.<br /><br />A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -<br />Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?<br />Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.<br /><br /><br />A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why? Its double interesting.<br />It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !<br /><br />Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - Shut !!!<br /> "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.<br />Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....<br /><br />Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO<br /><br />Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?<br />Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....<br />S - Sardaron keM - Mazak udane kiS - Service<br /><br />Banta : Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!khushihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13369584968340929540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37977249.post-1165935572645198032006-12-12T06:54:00.000-08:002006-12-12T06:59:32.646-08:00Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.<br />Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".<br /><br /><br />Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly.<br />A man asks why he does this.<br />Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager.<br /><br /><br />" Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.<br />He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".<br />After much thought he wrote : Yes!<br /><br /><br />One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.<br /> U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...<br /><br /><br />Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.<br />Servant: It"s already raining.<br />Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.<br /><br /> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?<br /> O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.<br /><br /><br />Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.<br /> Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.<br />Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!<br /><br /> Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet<br /> Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....<br /><br /> Sardar proposed a Girl......<br />Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'..........<br />Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.<br /><br />A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.<br />Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?<br />Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR<br /><br />Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..<br /><br />Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?<br />Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!<br /><br /> Sardar was writing something very slowly.<br /> Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?<br />]Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.<br /><br />Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.<br />Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..<br /><br /><br />A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.<br />Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.<br /><br /><br /> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.<br />Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.<br /> Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"khushihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13369584968340929540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37977249.post-1165935234283722212006-12-12T06:50:00.000-08:002006-12-12T06:53:54.293-08:00Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.<br /><br /><br />Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.<br /><br /><br /> Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.<br /><br />A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.<br />sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.<br /><br /><br />Sardar : What is the name of your car ?<br /> Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".<br />Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.<br />Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.<br /><br /><br />Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.khushihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13369584968340929540noreply@blogger.com0