The Podcrastinators

The NEW Pod!!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Mon, 5 Sep 2011 17:44:00 -0700

Are you all in need of a Podcrastinators fix? Well, no new episode this week, but be sure to check out the FIRST Pod Stop: The unused Mewes News! over at Mewesnews.com! Andre and I read and comment on the weird n' wacky stories of the past week that Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes and Jen Schwalbach didn't have time to get to! It's still us, just without all the shameless self-promotion! Give it a listen, it's AWESOME!
(And don't worry about the next part of Lassie's Christmas Special... let's just all pretend that the car killed the bitch!)

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:12:00 -0700

Due to numerous projects both personal and professional, The Podcrastinators will not be heard this week. We're on summer hiatus! Be sure to tune in soon to hear more of our latest exploits, including Mike's fanboy review of the Def Leppard concert! In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this special broadcast!

Lassie's Christmas Story (1958) Part 1/3

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:12:00 -0700

Episode Eleven - The Podcrastinators Get Inked - Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:13:00 -0700

Download MP3 here! Is Mike the Unabomber? And how many ants did he kill? How do soccer moms like the Leppard tatt? What exactly are in those jars in Andre’s kitchen? Mike plugs Haven and Andre blasphemes Stephen King’s career! Was the Karate Kid a dead-beat dad? And are we gonna do a Podcast Musical? All this and…The second part of my getting inked at New Moon Tattoo, complete with a snazzy short flick directed by Andre R. Gagne!And our sit-down with Rick (General!) Harper and all things RockHaven Pictures, The Room connection, 100K Film Review and a multitude of amazing, exciting projects!!
And Andre meets Courage My Love!!! ALONE!
It’s a busy little pod so sit back, relax and LISTEN!!!
Oh, and before you write letters, DAVE Alexander is the
editor of Rue Morgue. Chris helms Fango – ed.

THE PODCRASTINATORS GET INKED

Full Short 28min film (None HD):

Part 1 (HD):

Part 2 (HD):

Part 3 (HD):

Need even MORE ink?

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 22:33:00 -0700

Part 2 of The Podcrastinators Get Inked will be heading your way on August 12th complete with video enhancement! All this plus an interview with Rick Harper of RockHaven Films.

Until then, enjoy this little teaser:

Episode Ten - The Podcrastinators Get Inked - Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:59:00 -0700

Download MP3 here! In this episode, the Podcrastinators discuss the dangers of Tyrannosaurus Nazis, the ability to time travel via the all-powerful male nipple, Andre's short fuse and Forrest Gump-esque rage, Mike's Imax quibbles and how Andre was blown at Bluesfest by a TorMado!!! All this and the epic 1st Part of the Def Leppard tattoo remote! Sit back, relax and enjoy! After all, you helped PAY for it! Get some ink with the Podcrastinators now!

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Ottawa Bluesfest Stage Collaspe

Cheap Trick

Schindler's List

Rubber (Official Movie Site)

Darth Vader on a Roller Coaster

The Benny Hill Show

The Pod You've Been Waiting For Is COMING SOON!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 13:32:00 -0700

Here's a Taste!

Episode Nine - The Podcrastinators Sing The Blues

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 05:09:00 -0700

Download MP3 here! In this episode, the Podcrastinators are indifferent to the royal Canada Day visit, Andre reveals his love for Antonio Banderas, the New Kids on the Block and his ignorance of the Seattle grunge scene, discuss the up's and downs of this years Bluesfest, play 'which celebrity said this crazy shit?', disclose important and exciting news regarding Mike's upcoming Def Leppard tattoo and sing the blues over the latest giant Rock 'Em sock 'Em Robots movie - Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Try syncing Pink Floyd up to THAT metallic mess! At only 1 hour and 15 minutes, you'll still have all night to watch the latest Chyna porno flick! Luck out with Pod 9!

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House of Pain
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago
Soundgarden
Stupid Bush
Sally Struthers ad
Puss and Boots
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest
Jesus Christ Posse
Hyper Color Shits

So Fine - Pod 9: Coming this Friday

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:05:00 -0700

I know, you can't wait, right. However, while doing so why not vote on our current poll. Should Mike's tattoo be B&W or balls out color, baby!?!?!?

And support NEW MOON TATTOO

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Episode Eight - Pod of the Apes

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 1 Jul 2011 07:35:00 -0700

Download MP3 here! Happy Canada Day and what a better way to celebrate then with a new episode of the pocastin' Canucks in the Capital: The Podcrastinators.It's the Pod of the Apes (errr....kinda') as not only do we talk Rise of the Planet of the Apes but Mike mentions the word monkey one whole time! Other musings include a discussion on the lawnchair people vs the standing people at festivals, Andre's adventures with lesbians and hip-hop fans, the deaths of Ryan Dunn and Clarence "Big Man" Clemons and how Kanye West is a gay fish. All this plus another, somewhat dirty segment of Weird News and the Podcrastintors shed light on some future projects.

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The Mayfakir Theatre
Fangoria Magazine
Planet of the Apes (franchise)
Riots erupt in Vancouver after Canucks loss
'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn's Death
Clarence Clemons
Ottawa Jazz Festival
Ron Hextall Scores His 1st Career Goal
Easy Riders, Raging Bulls

New Moon Tattoo Welcomes the Podcrastinators!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:20:00 -0700

The fine folks at New Moon Tattoo in Orleans have agreed to let the Podcrastinators record me getting inked for the first time ever in preparation of the Def Leppard show in August! Thanks Dan Allaston and everyone at the shop - can't wait to come in!!!! Check them out and show them the love they deserve, and be sure to click the link on the left to donate to the cause!

Episode Seven - Average 7

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:28:00 -0700

Download MP3 here! Is it Pod 7 already? Time sure flies when you record an online show from a couch you found on a street corner. Average 7 finds The Podcrastinators recording from 3, yes 3, locations. Not only on the aforementioned couch but in Mikes squeaky car and from the streets of Westboro, Ottawa as they interview (and we use that term very, very loosely) the folks at Westfest! Along the way you will hear about Andre's infatuation with figure skating, learn the horror that is doing "The Freddy", hear Bon Jovi singing with R2D2, discover how hard it is to get an interview with a chick who flashed Kid Rock and find out of Mike is smarter then a 2nd, 3rd and 4th grader. All this plus our review of Super 8 and an update to The Kevin Smith Challenge!

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Tonya Harding's Skating Scandal
Do The Freddy
R2-D2, We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Mr. Boogedy
Westfest
Bif Naked
Flasher Booted From Kid Rock Show
Super 8

Get Yer Geek On!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:14:00 -0700

Are you Super geeks Super excited for Super 8? Well, us Podcrastinators sure are, and we're going to be showing that fanboy love on Sunday, June 12th, at the Silver City theaters in Gloucester (Blair Rd). Come on out, we're going to be there for the 12:50pm showing! Here's your chance to have yer say on our pod as we'll be recording the whole thing (not the movie, of course, so back off, movie cops!) Seek us out, before WE SEEK YOU!

And then, later that afternoon, we can be found handing out cards, meeting the people, asking and answering questions in the Westboro area at this year's West-Fest! We're busy bees, come on out and say 'hi'!

Mike Morrison of the Podcrastinators Challenges Kevin Smith, yes THAT Kevin Smith, to a footrace???

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Tue, 7 Jun 2011 07:37:00 -0700

Listen to the challenge from our June 3rd show:

Download MP3 here! In case you missed it or, you know, don't want to sit through an hour and 20 minutes of us blabbering to get to it, Ottawa's own horror author and Podcrastinator, Mike Morrison, challenged filmmaker, author, comic writer, podcaster, online radio host, actor (need we go on?) to a footrace.
After his co-host tried to talk him out of it, seeking only a simple interview with Smith regarding some podcasting tips for our new online endeavor (inspired by Smith himself), Morrison took it over the edge throwing down the gauntlet in an all out challenge to race Smith around the block.
Morrison would not elaborate on where this race would take place or ground rules but did say Smith would win an autographed copy of his new book should he be able to best him. Morrison later would reveal that he would race somebody locally of Smith's choosing instead understanding, of course, that one might not expect Smith pay to fly somewhere and race an Ottawa knucklehead (though he is in Montreal next month, nooch!).
Co-host Andre Gagne reiterates: "I only wanted to chat with you for a few minutes about Podcasting, Kev. But, for what it's worth, you would beat down Morrison worse than Jay and Bob did the Stygian Triplets."
Will Kevin respond? Will we get a cease and desist? Will we be totally ignored by Smith and ridiculed by his fans? Before you do the latter, folks, please note that I, Andre, LOVED Jersey Girl!
Tune in for more updates here at The Podcrastinators
Check out Kevin's shows like Jay and Silent Bob Get Jobs, PlueOne Per Diem, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old and Hollywood Babble-On over on Smodcast.com

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Sun, 5 Jun 2011 18:25:00 -0700

Recording the Pod 6 remote. Can someone tell me why Andre and I are sitting under the 'Accompanied by an Adult' sign?

Episode Six - Crunchy 'Lil Corn Balls

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 3 Jun 2011 20:44:00 -0700

Download MP3 here!

In Episode Six we discuss if Mr. Dress-up was truly psychotic, the death of Balki Bartokomous, remember Policy Academy, our love of comic books, how we fear Robert Stack and if Betty from the Flinstones had VD. The Podcrastinators pay tribute to wrestling legend Randy "Macho Man' Savage. All this plus our interview with comic artists Troy Little and Brenda Hickey! And, holy shit, did Kevin Smith mention The Podcrastinators and, what the fuck, did Mike just challenge him to a foot race?

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Troy Little's Website
Brenda Hickey's Book
Angora Napkin
Kevin Smith's Smodcast
Balki Bartokomous
Heather Langenkamp's I Am Nancy
Mr. Dress-up
Randy Savage Death
The Death of Superman
Save Karyn and Cyber-begging
Policy Academy
Robert Stack

Episode Five - The Podcrastinators Go Bi

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 20 May 2011 22:49:00 -0700

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In Episode Five The Podcrastinators wonder what happened to Osama's porn stash, discover why KISS keeps hiring Erics, understand that dead air is worse then a dead hobo and continue the Bon Jovi vs Def Leppard debate all while coming out of the podcast closet. All this plus the debut of Strange News, The Podcrastinators prognosticating, Misrepresenting the Movies and the return of Mr. Interuptus. Did we mention we interview Arnold "I had a love child with my maid, bitches!" Schwarzenegger? However could we pack so much into one pod? With a 45 minute extension!
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Schwarzenegger Divorce
Chappelle Show
Friday the 13th
Bon Jovi
Def Leppard
Brett Michaels Accident
How Time Travel Works
Famous & Gay
The Star Trek Movie "Curse"
Mel Gibson Tapes
The Beaver
Eric Carr

Coming soon! No...wait....Ewwww!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 13 May 2011 09:49:00 -0700

Episode Four - Poontang or Poutine: Canada Votes!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Thu, 5 May 2011 17:33:00 -0700

Download MP3 here!

One day early? And we call ourselves Podcrastinators!

In Episode Four we discuss a very pressing issue with deep resonating effects on our entire country: is Mike bisexual?!?! We also learn the shocking truth about the leader of the NDP, an Asian Massage Parlor an a dog! Did Michelle from Full House kill The Joker? What would happen is sumo wrestlers played hockey? Obama POWNS Trump! Will the Predator run for president? Why does the Bluesfest make Andre feel old? Should freaky chicks date dudes with Def Leppard tattoos? Was Hitler in cahoots with the teacher from Charlie Brown? Oh yeah, and somewhere in there we talk about some kinda' Canadian election thing. All this plus the debut of Mr. Interuptus and ZOMBIES!!!

Did we mention 15 extra minutes of Podcrastinator gold...well, if not gold then bronze...errrr...zinc?

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Canadian Election 2011
Fat Albert
Chris Benoit
Death of Owen Hart
Jack Layton and the Massage Parlor Scandal
Predator
The WILHELM Scream
Olsen Twins
Heath Ledger's Death
The Edison Twins
Cisco Ottawa Bluesfest
Mumford and Sons
Smash Cut

Station Announcement

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Mon, 2 May 2011 12:24:00 -0700

"Due to the Election, the Podcrastinators will not be heard this Tuesday.

No, that's not true.

In Honour of the Royal Wedding, the Podcrastinators will not broadcast…

Wait, that's even less true.

To celebrate the death of Osama Bin Laden, we at the Podcrastinators

feel this weeks episode should be moved to…

Also incorrect.

In truth, MR. INTERRUPTUS has MOVED the broadcast date of

this, and ALL future Podcrastinators episodes to Friday.

Stay tuned! Episode 4 - Poutine or Poontang: Canada Votes!

will be heard in its entirety May 6th!

- The Podcrastinators

Episode Three - Approved By God

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:35:00 -0700

Download MP3 here!
How do My Two Dads, Zombies, Alf, Chewbaca, Monster Squad, Debbie Gibson, Columbine, Jesus, Mitsou, Montreal Canadian Fans, Marilyn Manson, Winnie Cooper, ABC Movies of the Week, Paul Bernardo, Blossom, Disney, The Puppet Master, Wayne, Schuster and the Lord above link up? Tune into Episode Three of The Podcrastinators to find out!

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The Monster Squad

Peter Mayhew
My 2 Dads
Marilyn Mason
Alf
Blossom
Ben
Roch Voisine
Mitsou
Full Moon
Deborah Reed
Wayne and Schuster
Danica McKellar

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You too can be APPROVED BY GOD!

Visit our store to find out how!

Episode Three is on the way...until then

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 13:08:00 -0700

While waiting for the 100% GOD APPROVED Episode 3, cast your vote below for the

BEST DANCE IN CINEMA HISTORY:

After you can visit our shop so you, too, can be like us: Approved by God

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And the Eve

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Or get a sticker and have God approve your toaster, Uncle Lou, your cat...ANYTHING!

How do we top Episode 2? We call on the Lord!

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:56:00 -0700

Can I get an Amen!

Episode Two - Room "Dis" Service

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 07:52:00 -0700

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In Episode Two - Room "Dis" Service we find the Podcrastinators on an epic quest (epic if you consider Mike had to walk TWO WHOLE BLOCKS) to meet the man, the myth, THE LEGEND:

Mr. Tommy Wiseau.

Along the way they remember the passing of Boner Stabone and Robert Palmer, question if Skippy from Family Ties and Canadian acting icon Paul Gross had drug problems, discover the truth behind the loss of Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen's arm, dethrone Benji as the ultimate dog and fall in love with actress Juliette Danielle. All this and the Totem of Awesomeness! Yes, folks, we're coming of age.

The bulk of Episode Two was recorded on location as we talked to the crowds lined up for a special screening of The Room with actor/director/mumbler Tommy Wiseau in attendance.

Did we meet him, too?

We know, the suspense is tearrrrrrrrrring you apppparrrrrt! So whatcha' waitin' for? Click and listen!

(Or...errr...you could just look below)

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The Room
Tommy Wiseau
Scream 4
Benji
Marc "Skippy" Price
Andrew "Boner Stabone" Koenig
The Pixies
Paul Gross
Robert Palmer
David Hess
Misery
Rosebud
The REAL Tommy Kazoo

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Did we meet Tommy Wiseau?

noreply@blogger.com (The Podcrastinators) — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:39:00 -0700

Did The Podcrastinators meet the man, the myth, THE LEGEND: Mr. Tommy Wiseau? Tune in next week for Episode Two: Room "Dis"Service!

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