tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46163066418200501982026-05-03T15:07:59.611-07:00New year SMS 140 wordsNew year SMS , Messages, Status , JokesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.comBlogger942125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-46698180967301512432014-02-14T23:52:00.001-08:002014-02-14T23:54:05.295-08:00Arvind kejriwal resign jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Meri kam vali bai to pahele se kahti ti .. </div>
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Zadu kitnbhi naya ho 2-3 </div>
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mahine se jyada nahi chalta</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0Dharamveer Nagar, Thane, India19.1782819 72.9617538tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-80146190880949401372014-02-07T22:33:00.001-08:002014-02-14T23:55:06.939-08:00Ipl 2014 time table<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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IPL 2014 TIme Table</h3>
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3 April to 26 may<br />
3/4 KKR- DEL 8:00PM<br />
4/4 RBC - MUM 8;00PM<br />
5/4 HYD - PUNE 8:00PM<br />
6/4 DEL - RAJ 4:00PM<br />
6/4 CSK - MUM 8:00PM<br />
7/4 PUNE-PNJ 4:00PM<br />
7/4 HYD - RCB 8:00PM<br />
8/4 RAJ - KKR 8:00PM<br />
9/4 MUM - DEL 8:00PM<br />
10/4 PNJ - CSK 8:00PM<br />
11/4 RCB - KKR 4:00PM<br />
11/4 PUNE - RAJ 8:00PM<br />
12/4 DEL - HYD 8:00PM<br />
13/4 MUM - PUNE 4:00PM<br />
13/4 CSK - RCB 8:00PM<br />
14/4 KKR - HYD 4:00PM<br />
14/4 RAJ - PNJB 8:00PM<br />
15/4 CSK - PUNE 8:00PM<br />
16/4 PNJB - KKR 4:00PM<br />
16/4 RCB - DEL 8:00PM<br />
17/4 PUNE - HYD 4:00PM<br />
17/4 RAH - MUM 8:00PM<br />
18/4 DEL - CSK 8:00PM<br />
19/4 HYD - PNJB 8;00PM<br />
20/4 KKR - CSK 4:00PM<br />
20/4 RCB - RAJ 8:00PM<br />
21/4 DEL - MUM 4:00PM<br />
21/4 PNJB - PUNE 8:00PM<br />
22/4 CSK - RAJ 8:00PM<br />
23/4 RCB - PUNE 4:00PM<br />
23/4 PNJB - DEL 8:00PM<br />
24/4 KKR - MUM 8:00PM<br />
25/4 CSK - HYD 8:00PM<br />
26/4 KKR - PNJB 8:00OM<br />
27/4 RAJ - HYD 4:00PM<br />
27/4 MUM - RCB 8:00PM<br />
28/4 CSK - KKR 4:00PM<br />
28/4 DEL - PUNE 8:00PM<br />
29/4 RAJ - RCB 4:00PM<br />
29/4 MUM - PNJB 8:00PM<br />
30/4 PUNE - CSK 8:00PM<br />
1/5 HYD - MUM 4:00PM<br />
1/5 DEL - KKR 8:00PM<br />
2/5 CSK - PNJB 4:00PM<br />
2/5 PUNE - RCB 8:00PM<br />
3/5 KKR - RAJ 8:00PM<br />
4/5 HYD - DEL 4:00PM<br />
4/5 RCB - PNJB 8:00PM<br />
5/5 MUM - CSK 4:00PM<br />
5/5 RAJ -PUNE 8:00PM<br />
6/5 RCB - HYD 8:00PM<br />
7/5 RAJ - DEL 4:00PM<br />
7/5 MUM - KKR 8:00PM<br />
8/5 HYD - CSK 8:00PM<br />
9/5 PNJB - RAJ 4:00PM<br />
9/5 PUNE - KKR 8:00PM<br />
10/5 DEL - RCB 8:00PM<br />
11/5 PUNE - MUM 4:00PM<br />
11/5 PNJB - HYD 8:00PM<br />
12/5 KKR - RCB 4:00PM<br />
12/5 RAJ - CSK 8:00PM<br />
13/5 DEL - PNJB 4:00PM<br />
13/5 MUM - HYD 8:00PM<br />
14/5 KKR - PUNE 8:00PM<br />
15/5 MUM - RAJ 8:00PM<br />
16/5 CSK - DEL 4:00PM<br />
16/5 PNJB - RCB 8:00PM<br />
17/5 HYD - RAJ 8:00PM<br />
18/5 PNJB - MUM 4:00PM<br />
18/5 PUNE - DEL 8:00PM<br />
19/5 RCB - CSK 8:00PM<br />
21/5 QF 1(1st - 2nd) 8:00pm<br />
22/5 elm (3rd -4th) <br />
24/5 qf2 8:00pm<br />
26/5 IPL FINAL 8:00PM</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0Dharamveer Nagar, Thane, India19.1782819 72.9617538tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-31405630047254096312014-01-03T23:37:00.000-08:002014-01-04T00:06:15.950-08:00Alok Nath Jokes Collection,Alok Nath whatsaap status, Alok NathFunny SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Here are some of the best Alok Nath Jokes<br />
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<s>#</s><b><b>AlokNath</b></b> will buy SAP and rename it to Sansskari Application product. <br />
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When Alok Nath farts it smells like aggarbatti XD<br />
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Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.<br />
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<s>#</s><b><b>AlokNath</b></b> doesn't believe in condoms.
Because bacche toh bhagwan ki dain hai.<br />
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When you type <s>#</s><b><strong>AlokNath</strong></b> on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari"😝 <br />
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Alok Nath distributes prasad after each level while he plays temple run.<br />
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Alok Nath’s idea of getting ‘high’ is by climbing Vaishno Devi :D<br />
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Alok Nath fantasies about doing kalyadan of Sunny Leone <s>#</s><b><strong>AlokNath</strong></b> <br />
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Salman Khan’s most sanskaari role was in ‘Baghban’. His name in the movie was ‘Alok’.<br />
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When Alok Nath was born there was already a tikka on his forehead…<br />
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While you have been reading this, Alok Nath has already done 10 kanyadaans… xD<br />
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When you type AlokNath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”<br />
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Alok Nath’s CAT exam center is Hanuman Mandir.<br />
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People cut cakes on their b’day, Alok Nath cuts Mathura Ke Pede.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-68458969473447814732014-01-03T05:48:00.001-08:002014-01-03T05:48:47.494-08:00Alok nath jokes<p dir=ltr><b>Alok Nath Jokes</b></p>
<p dir=ltr>When Alok Nath was born;<br>
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"</p>
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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar</p>
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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-<br>
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan<br>
Skills- Sanskaar<br>
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done<br>
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!</p>
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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.</p>
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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.</p>
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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks</p>
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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters</p>
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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'</p>
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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". </p>
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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.</p>
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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.<br>
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.</p>
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Alok Nath: Arohi<br>
Arohi: Kya??<br>
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana</p>
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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl<br>
who is yet to be born...</p>
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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"</p>
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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.</p>
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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".</p>
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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!</p>
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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.</p>
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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari' </p>
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br /> Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...<br /> Farak sirf itna hia ki ladkiyon ko Yashraj film<br /> wala chahiye<br /> aur ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala.......!!!!!</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-88393602159968420152013-12-28T22:42:00.002-08:002013-12-28T22:42:42.509-08:00Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>Top 6 MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes</b> Collection</h3>
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<br /> <span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log<br /> opration se pehle<br /> patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?<br /> Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration<br /> sikh gaya<br /> to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.</span></div>
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<br /><span class="text_exposed_show">Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?<br /> Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam<br /> likh rela hu<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> Munna: Kyun!<br /> Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan<br /> karne ka he na.<br /> </span> <br /><br /> <br /> Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu<br /> har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??<br /> Circuit: Simple hai<br /> BHAI, Royenge to note<br /> geeela ho jayenga na.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu<br /> bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi<br /> pehantay thay?<br /> Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us<br /> time ke salmaan khan thay!! </span><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="text_exposed_show"> Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania<br /> Mirza se phone pe baat ki.<br /> Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.<br /> Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong<br /> number!!</span> </span><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show"><span class="text_exposed_show">Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati<br /> Kaha Rehta He?<br /> Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe<br /> Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?<br /> Munaa- English Me Bole To<br /> “WOSHING TOWN"</span> </span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-31741813169689023962013-12-28T22:26:00.000-08:002013-12-28T22:26:04.887-08:00Top 6 Kanjus Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>Top 6 Kanjus Jokes</b><br />
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1. Kanjus:" Yeh banana kaise diya ??<br /> Shopkeeper:" 1Rs..<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> Kanjus:" 60 Paisa ka deta hai ??<br /> S.K:" 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega..<br /> Baniya:" Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de..<br /> </span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> 2. Kanjus on his death bed..<br /> My wife, where r u ??</span><br />
<span class="text_exposed_show">Wife:" Yes, I'm here with son nd daughter,<br /> kanjus : r u all here ??<br /> son : Yes, Papa<br /> Kanjus:" To phir bahar wale kamre<br /> ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???<br /> .<br /> .<br /> 3. Kanjus 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt ,<br /> usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha<br /> to chilla ke bola:"<br /> MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA..<br /> .<br /> 4. Kanjus ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai..<br /> Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di..<br /> Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,<br /> kanjus ne phir khoon diya..<br /> Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye<br /> Kanjus (Gusse se):" Mercedes kyun nahin di ??<br /> Sheikh:" Munna!!!<br /> Ab hamare andar bhi kanjus ka khoon daud raha hai... <br /> .<br /> 5. Kanjus ko bhoot chadh gaya,<br /> 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola,<br /> Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..<br /> Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga<br /> wo kamina kanjus to khana tak nhi khata ...<br /> <br /> 6. Titanic Ke Saath kanjus Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha<br /> Dost:" Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai ??<br /> Kanjus:" Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda...</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-25940154566872384502013-12-28T22:05:00.004-08:002013-12-28T22:05:43.706-08:00 Dettol Jokes for Students<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Three types of students<br /> have 100% attendance in schools-<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> 1. Intelligent bookish<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> 2. Girlfriend wale<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai </span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-78605973530999111662013-12-28T21:57:00.002-08:002013-12-28T21:57:25.283-08:00 Miss you SMS for Boyfriends<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">When a GIRL is quiet,<br /> Millions of things are running in her mind...<br /> - When a GIRL is not arguing,<br /> She is thinking deeply...<br /> - When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of<br /> questions,<br /> She is wondering how long you will be<br /> around...<br /> - When a GIRL answers,<br /> "I'm fine" after a few seconds,<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> She is not at all fine...<br /> - When a GIRL stares at you,<br /> She is wondering why you are lying...<br /> - When a GIRL lays on<br /> your chest,<br /> She is wishing for you to be her's forever...<br /> - When a GIRL calls you everyday,<br /> She is seeking for your attention...<br /> - When a GIRL sms u<br /> everyday,<br /> She wants you to reply at least once...<br /> - When a GIRL says I love you,<br /> She means it...<br /> - When a GIRL says that she can't live without<br /> you,<br /> She has made up her mind that you are her<br /> future...<br /> - When a GIRL says, i<br /> miss you...<br /> No one in this world can miss you more than<br /> that..</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-63084517767414262942013-12-28T21:50:00.003-08:002013-12-28T21:50:59.427-08:00Confession of Married Men<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br /> My sex life is like my belt's buckle. <br /> It sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!</span></div>
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">That Awesome moment -<br /> when your crush shares a smile with you.<br /> and,..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> You keep smiling whole day.</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-47234161017858438262013-12-28T21:44:00.002-08:002013-12-28T21:44:22.125-08:00Facebook Page Hindi Shayari in 140 words<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>Facebook Page Hindi Shayari in 140 words</b></h3>
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Arz Kiya Hai:<br /> Pepsi Coke Pine Walo<br /> Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo,<br /> .<br /> Pepsi Coke Pine Walo<br /> Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.<br /> .<br /> Fokat Mein Post Padhne Walo<br /> Kabhi Like, Comment Bhi Kiya Karo..... </span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-34532678073707467132013-12-28T21:43:00.000-08:002013-12-28T21:43:16.974-08:002014 Jokes in Hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"> 2014 Jokes in Hindi</span></h3>
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Interesting thing about Friday in 2014<br /> <br /> 4/4/2014 Friday<br /> <br /> 6/6/2014 Friday<br /> <br /> 8/8/2014 Friday<br /> <br /> 10/10/2014 Friday<br /> <span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> 12/12/2014 Friday<br /> <br /> Jo calendr 1997 ka tha, <br /> <br /> ............ wahi,,,<br /> <br /> Calendar 2014ka hai,<br /> <br /> Date & Day even Festivals <br /> are same, <br /> <br /> Kaun kehta hai,<br /> Ki, ................<br /> <br /> Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.<br /> <br /> I hope, I am the first who inform u...<br /> <br /> Enjoy the year of 1997 in 2014....!<br /> <br /> So <br /> <br /> We are back in90s</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-29827639483848658782013-12-28T21:41:00.001-08:002013-12-28T21:41:20.175-08:00 Uday Chopra Joke in Hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Uday Chopra ke paida<br /> hone par, Yash Chopra<br /> itne khush hue itne khush<br /> hue ki bhagwan ke paas<br /> jaake bole...<br /> Ya khuda tera lakh lakh<br /> shukar hai<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Judwaa nahin hue</span></div>
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">My phone'slow battery warning is-<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> .<br /> .<br /> the only warning I take seriously.!!</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-81378657161597129042013-12-28T21:38:00.000-08:002013-12-28T21:38:12.913-08:00Good Morning SMS for Girl Friend in English<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">I don't have the words<br /> To make you feel better,<br /> But I do have the arms<br /> To give you a hug,<br /> Ears to listen to whatever<br /> You want to talk about, and<br /> I have a heart, a heart<br /> That's aching to see you<br /> Smile again..! <br /> <span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> good mrng.... my Girlfriend , my love, my sweethrt</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-47077766346607330272013-12-28T21:35:00.001-08:002013-12-28T21:36:09.402-08:00 Chocolate Advertise Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Dear chocolate commercials,<br /> <br /> No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Normal people. </span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-78856384159786472762013-12-28T21:34:00.005-08:002013-12-28T21:34:40.822-08:00Funny Rajni Joke in hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Traffic Police.<br /> <br /> Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANT thodi hoga….!!</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-53228037937443580422013-12-28T21:33:00.002-08:002013-12-28T21:33:07.669-08:00Husband Tshirt Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Husband: Meri T-shirt ulti kar k press karna. .<br /> <br /> 1 hour baad husband pucha,<br /> "T-Shirt press hui?"<br /> <br /> Wife koshish kar rhi hu par muje "Ulti" nahi aa rahi hai. .</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-68891022218463387642013-12-28T19:28:00.001-08:002013-12-28T19:28:11.076-08:00Baap ki shayari<p dir=ltr>Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi<br>
hum hai..... <br>
And agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura waahi<br>
hai Qki hum to ache hai hi na.. </p>
<p dir=ltr>Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango<br>
jaise tumhare baap ki thi.. .<br>
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi...</p>
<br/><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beanie.blog"><font size="2">Posted via Blogaway</font></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-67003971512819693722013-12-20T08:43:00.001-08:002013-12-20T08:44:18.509-08:00Navjot singh shayari jokes<p>Navjot Singh Sidhu's son in school.</p>
<p>Teacher: What is a Noun?<br>
Oye madam g .....arz kiya hai.<br>
Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me king.<br>
A Noun is the name of any person ,<br>
place or thing. !!</p>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-36666525689605930502013-12-13T23:05:00.000-08:002013-12-13T23:05:02.144-08:00Hrithik Divorce Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>Hrithik Divorce Jokes</b><br />
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Hrithik Roshan and his wife Sussanne have decided to separate.<br /> <br /> Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a Wife.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01667354100775626780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4616306641820050198.post-24291307324031609982013-12-13T22:50:00.000-08:002013-12-13T22:50:24.973-08:00 Dhoom3 Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Dhoom3 Jokes<br />
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DHOOM-3 Scene:<br /> .<br /> .<br /> John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of<br /> 2000km/ hr.<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> . And suddenly,<br /> .<br /> Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle And says<br /> .<br /> .<br /> . .<br /> “Save Fuel Use cycle"</span></div>
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Kejriwal :- Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai,</div>
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New delhi assembly ki seat hai kya hae tumhare paas?<br />
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Congressi :- Mera pass MAA hain , Sonia MAA</div>
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Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<span class="text_exposed_show"><br /> . .<br /> Dad: Haan per tumhe kaise pta?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> . .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> . .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Son: Aapki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai.<br /> Jo Samjh gaye thoko like baki bacche pogo dekhe.</span></div>
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