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Featured Model: Manuel Ramos

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:03:00 +0000

Awaiting Instructions...

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:36:00 +0000

Hat-Head Wednesday

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:45:00 +0000

Bernardo Velasco

Juan Jose Bracho

Bobby McCarther

I love a nice chapeau, don't you?

Afternoon Dance Break - Groove Is In The Heart

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:38:00 +0000

Dee Lite's dance hit "Grove Is In The Heart" was one of my favorites ... until the lead singer and I almost got into a fistfight. One late night (actually, it was morning) at the Sound Factory, Lady Miss Kier and I ended up dancing beside each other underneath the huge disco ball. However, Miss Thang dances like a flailing retarded chicken - and she kept bumping into me. After about the third time, my friends could see I was about to attack so they got me off the dance floor before I broke my foot off in her ass.

FYI: I have long-since forgiven Miss Kier, because her music was/is so damn catchy.

Work It, Osama!

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:18:00 +0000

Oh I bet Miss Rice was NOT happy to see this...

Happy Hump Day!

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:55:00 +0000

I hope your Wednesday is going well ...

It's Google's World - We're Just Living In It

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:48:00 +0000

On a serious note, check out this video about how far and wide Google's reach has become...

TICKLE FIGHT!!

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:38:00 +0000

Former Congressman Eric Massa on Glenn Beck's program yesterday...

“Now they are saying I groped a male staffer,’’ he told Mr. Beck. “Yeah I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was kill the old guy. You can take anything out of context.’’

Seriously - I am in the wrong business...

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This Is Your Brain On Drugs (Watching YouTube)

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:18:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan must need to wire some "investment" money to Columbia soon, because she's suing E-Trade for $100 million bucks - according to the New York Post...

Lohan and her attorney contend that the messy "Milkaholic" baby in the ad above (named "Lindsay") is actually her - and it damages Lindsay's pristine reputation and the honorable "Lohan" name. Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, claims that "Lindsay" has the same single-name recognition as "Oprah" or "Madonna" - thereby making the lawsuit possible.

Crackheadpuhlease ... if they called the baby "Hoover" or "Electrolux" or "Cokesnortingdrugfiend", THEN Lindsay would have a case. But not now.

Featured Bodybuilder - Quincy

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:03:00 +0000

Superman - The Man of Steel

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:03:00 +0000

Gio Ortega

Chris Darby

Damon

The Superman logo is quite popular, isn't it? Which Man of Steel could rescue you in your time of need?

STRANGER DANGER! BAD TOUCH!!

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:45:00 +0000

Former Congressman Eric Massa, who is married with children, has been accused of groping SEVERAL male staffers. MORE.

Dance Break: Martha Wash - I Don't Know Anybody Else

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:23:00 +0000

Today's Dance Break features the DIVA of the dance floor - Martha Wash - who also happened to be a guest judge on last night's RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tom & Lorenzo said it best today regarding Ms. Wash...

Let's give it up for Martha Wash, who is a GODDESS to any queen over the age of 35. Her voice has pretty much provided the soundtrack to every Pride event in the world for going-on 30 years.

So true. Wash started as a backup singer for Sylvester, then became one-half of the Weather Girls, followed by "ghost-singing" vocals on dance hits in the 80's/90's. I say "ghost-singing" because Wash wasn't given vocalist credit because she was too large for the age of video.

That is until Ms. Wash took their trifflin' asses to court resulting in a law REQUIRING vocal credit for all recordings. Don't mess with the Big Girls...

Here is Martha belting lead vocals for my favorite Black Box song, I Don't Know Anybody Else...

Keep on dancin' ...

RuPaul's Drag Race Ep. 5 - "Dragged To The Altar"

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:49:00 +0000

Remember, if you don’t have access to RuPaul’s Drag Race via cable – you can watch all episodes at LogoTV.com. Then come back here and enjoy my recap…

Last time on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the girls attempted celebrity impersonations. Tatianna won with a killer Britney, and Sonique was sent home for her limp version of Lady Gaga.

It’s a new day in the workroom, where Tatianna is glad that the “negative” Sonique is gone – and for the fact that she has immunity this week. RuPaul soon arrives to tell the girls about this week’s mini-challenge.

This week the girls will simply be gift-wrapping a plain white gift box. However, this being RuPaul’s Drag Race, the dragtestants must “queenify” their boxes using wrapping paper as well as items from each other’s wardrobes. The “Wrap Party” soon begins.

Tyra immediately has the extremely avant-garde idea of wrapping her box in GOLD WRAPPING PAPER. Wait?!? What’s that?!?? Gold wrapping paper on a gift box?!?!? THAT HAS SIMPLY NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!!! And so anytime anyone got anywhere near the gold paper, Tyra accused them of “copying her style”. Tyra is the kind of Ho who would stand in line at McDonald’s and fuss at everyone ordering Big Macs – because SHE ordered a Big Mac and everyone else was “tryin’ to be me”. Biatch, puh-leaze …

Ru comes in to inspect the ladies’ boxes, and decides that Raven’s dark birdie box is the winner. Here is a visual representation…

After they finish, they open their boxes to find a “Wedding Invitation”. The main challenge this week will require the girls to “marry” their male persona, and they must create a grooms outfit AND a wedding dress this week in order to do so.

A rack of wedding dresses is rolled in. Raven gets to pick her dress first – and then she chooses the order in which the other girls pick. Raven selects her buddy Morgan first, and Tatianna last.

RuPaul tells the dragtestants they can grab whatever they want at the “Fixin’s Bar”, and for a second I thought they were going to have to accessorize their wedding gowns with wilted lettuce and Barbeque Sauce.

After the girls violently grab their stuff, RuPaul introduces this week’s guest judge/mentor Mathu Andersen, the makeup artiste. Mathu has seen pictures of all the girls, and gives them tips on their makeup. After meeting with each person, Ru and Mathu leave the workroom.

It’s now time for the girls to dress up in their male personas for the “groom” portion of their wedding photographs. I must say, seeing a bunch of drag queens acting clueless about how to look like men was pretty comical. Of course Tyra drew facial hair on her face and immediately claimed that she INVENTED facial hair and anyone else who used facial hair was copying Tyra’s unique style. I’ll say it again … Biatch PUH-LEAZE.

One-by-one they visit the wedding photographer. The two notable pictures for me were Jessica Wild – who is CUTE as a boy …

And Pandora, who looked like a nervous Lance Corporal in the midst of a Don’t Ask Don’t Tell investigation…

Either that or the captain of the Gayest.Oceanliner.Ever.

Back in the workroom, most of the girls try to have a meaningful conversation regarding gay marriage, but Tyra effectively prevents that from happening with her “singing”. Tyra "sings" with a pair of earphones on – either so she can ignore the other girls, or so she doesn’t have to hear the ear cancer-causing noises coming out of her own mouth. Seriously, I’ve heard freshly-wounded Opossums make more pleasant sounds than whatever it was Tyra was doing.

Tatianna finally has enough and tries to get Tyra to plug up her horn, but Tyra ignores her because Tatianna didn’t "ask politely". Also, Tyra invented politeness – so you better not try and copy it.

The next morning the girls prepare for the “bride” photo shoot and for the catwalk. Jujubee, Pandora and Tatianna spend the morning talking smack about Tyra – who quickly finds out that no one will help her button up the back of her dress or anything else. Then Tyra proceeds to HOT GLUE little appliqués ONTO HER BODY, all-the-while yelping in pain. I couldn’t help but notice, however, that these “pain” noises were a lot less ear-shattering than her singing. I would also bet that hot-gluing crap onto your body is something the other girls will NOT be copying.

It’s time for the runway show, and RuPaul makes her entrance and introduces the judges – Santino, Merle, Mathu and legendary House Music Diva Martha Wash.

The girls walk their wedding finery down the runway. Sahara does a Swan Lake ballerina bride – complete with toe shoes and tutu. Morgan’s dress is very “LaCroix, Sweetie” with its pouf, and Raven accessorized with little blue ribbons and matching blue pumps. Tyra, THAT BIATCH, looked amazing – and even her glued-on crap looked good.

Time for the judging. The full wedding portraits are unveiled – and the judges talk to the dragtestants. Merle loved Pandora’s dress, saying she was having an “organza orgasm”. Ru’s urgent response? “Can I get a napkin?!?”.

The judges LOVE Tyra’s sweetheart act, and they hate Tatianna’s look this week – saying she is lucky to have immunity. They also don’t love Morgan’s pouf – and RuPaul mentions that Morgan’s white pumps are a sign of “a true hooker”. Which is a good thing, I think.

We then come to the “Throw Drag Queens in Wedding Dresses Under the Bus” portion of our show, when RuPaul asks what is going on behind-the-scenes. Tatianna immediately speaks up and mentions how stank Tyra is. In response, Tyra mumbles some mushmouth mumbo-jumbo about them “testing” her. Juju ends up telling it like it T-I-IZ, asking Tyra to “get yourself some manners so you don’t look so damn stupid”. Unfortunately I think Tyra needs more than manners for that to happen.

The judges judge, and it’s time for the results.

Jujubee, Jessica and Tatianna (immunity) are safe. Tyra, THAT BIATCH, is the winner. Pandora and Raven are also safe – leaving Sahara and Morgan to lip synch for their lives.

The song this week is Martha Wash’s Carry On, which Ru mentions helped get her through her mother’s death from cancer.

The girls hit it, and from the beginning you know Sahara has got this in the (bridal) bag. In fact, Ru has to throw her hand up in the air and testify a little during the performance. And, as expected, Sahara will Carry On, and Morgan McMichaels is told to sashay away…

On next week’s RuPaul’s Drag Race – Henry Rollins!...

Perfect for Catching Stray Curly Fries

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:34:00 +0000

That's weird - after an eating binge my shoes end up looking like this anyway!

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Soda Tax Coming to NYC?

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:38:00 +0000

According to Gothamist, the proposal to tax sugared sodas in New York is gaining steam. Politicians see the penny-per-ounce tax as a way to fill the budget gap, combat obesity, and lower healthcare costs (proceeds would at least partially help fund healthcare). This is a similar proposal to the lucrative tax on cigarettes, which now cost $10-11 a pack in NYC due to all the additional taxes. Thank goodness I don't smoke.

I also don't drink sugared sodas (other than an occasional Welch's Grape) - and sugar-free/diet sodas will not be taxed.

What do you think about these "vice" taxes? Do you think they work? Do you have them where you live?

Featured Model: Rafito by Mark Edward Studio

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:03:00 +0000

Rafito is a musician and model who lives in Puerto Rico. These gorgeous pictures were taken by the extremely talented Mark Edward Studio and featured on his blogs modelJOCK and portfolioLatino. You should check them both out.

White Meat Monday - Adorable

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:52:00 +0000

I wonder if his Daddy got him the Minnie Mouse ears during a trip to Disney? Awwwwwww....

Don't Forget: RuPaul's Drag Race TONIGHT

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:53:00 +0000

Check out this preview, where Tyra makes "dying cat on the way to the gay altar" noises...

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Look for my recap tomorrow afternoon.

Afternoon Disco Break: "Is It All Over My Face?"

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:55:00 +0000

A Paradise Garage classic by Loose Joints. If I remember correctly, Is It All Over My Face was played during the movie Paris Is Burning.

White Meat Monday - The Meat Locker

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:38:00 +0000

I included some prime cuts of beef in the Meat Locker this week. Any requests?

File This Under "Duh" ... Sean Hayes Comes Out

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:03:00 +0000

Yes, Jack McFarland is gay ... and so is Sean Hayes. Nothing to see here people, move along!...

CSI Miami Meets The Oscars

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:52:00 +0000

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Eye Watch Cape Horn ...

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:38:00 +0000

And eye watch it A LOT...

Boy George and Lindsey Lohan

daviddust@gmail.com (David Dust) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:38:00 +0000

OMG - Boy George (my childhood idol) needs to stay away from Lindsey Lohan - she might try to introduce him to DRUGS!!! Oh ... wait ...

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