Non Veg Sms

Tum Kal School Kuin Nahi Aye thi btao

2012-03-08T20:00:00.001-08:00

NON VEG JOKES IN Hindi 2012

Punjab Kay Aik School Teacher Nay Aik Larki Say Pocha.

Teacher: Tum Kal Kuin Nahi Aye Thi?

Larki: Larki Sharmate Huye Sir Kal Muje Tattiaya Lag Gai Thi Is Liye

Teacher: Phir Kia Hua Hum Bhi Tu Lagi Hain Lakin Hum Tu Roz Ate Hain,

Gandy Sms

Bibi Je Naha Rhi Hain

2012-03-02T19:52:00.002-08:00

Aaj kal Ghar Kay Naukar Always Jhot Bolte Hain Aur Baat Ko Chupate Hain,

Lakin Aik Naukar Nay Bilkul Such Bta Diya.

Us Kay Ghussay Se Chilate Hue Bola…..

Boss: Tum Bathroom Main Sidha Andar Aye, Kia Pata Nahi Tum Ko Kay Main Naha Rha Hoon?

Naukar Bola: Sir Sorry main Samjha Bibi Je Naha Rhi Hain

Never forgets to shine

2012-01-05T23:55:00.002-08:00

AoA,
The "Cloud" may cover the "Sun" but "Sun " never forgets to shine, just like you. I may not often see u. But you always "Shine" in my "Prayers"
Subh ba khair.

We are very good lawyers

2012-01-05T23:55:00.000-08:00

Assalam-O Alaikum & have a nice day

REAL FACT OF LIFE

"We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes & very good judges for others' mistakes."
Good morning.

Pichy Ka Rasta

2012-01-01T21:01:00.000-08:00

Khan Ka Larka Apnay Bap Se: Baba Hum Baba Kab Bany Ga...

Bap: Jab Pichy kay Rasta Choray Gaaaaa

Koocha-e-Janaa'n se abhi tak,

2011-10-03T12:43:00.001-07:00

Louta nahi diL,

Koocha-e-Janaa'n se abhi tak,

Kambakhat kahin raah main maara naa gaya ho...

Good Morning

It Is Lovely rain

2011-09-14T23:39:00.001-07:00

It Is Lovely
When Someone Holds
Umbrella For You In The
Rain \.\.
But
It Is The Most Brilliant
If Someone Holds Your Hand
And Runs Crazily With You
In The Rain

Why Facebook Famous?

2011-09-14T23:37:00.000-07:00

Sms on Facebook
Why Facebook Famous?
Bcoz it works on the principle that,

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"People are the more interested in others' life rather than their own"

When you Add Water

2011-09-14T23:32:00.000-07:00

Don't Drink The Water While Studyin'
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'becoz
Chemistry Says:-

Concentration Is Going Decreases When you Add Water.......

Research on Girls

2011-09-14T23:29:00.000-07:00

Research kay Mutabiq
Larkayiyan Larkayon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...

kuin kay

1000 Mein Say 500 Larkayiyan Qudrati kayhubsoorat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say..

Before 8 Days of Eid Mubarik to you

2011-08-24T00:23:00.000-07:00

Latest Eid Wishing Sms Before 8 Days of Eid

*._.*Dil ko*._.*

*._.*Dil se*._.*

*._.*pehly*._.*

*._.*Dost ko*._.*

*._.*Dosti se*._.* *._.* pehly *._.*

*._.*khushi *._.*

*._.*ko Ghum*._.*

*._.*se pehly*._.**.__.*.__or__.*.__.*

*Aap*ko* *8 Din* *.*__.* Pehly *.__.*/*.*.*.*.*.*.*\*.*.*.EID.*.*.*\*MUBÄRÄK*/

App ki Eidi Advance Bhej Rha hoon 8 Din Payle

2011-08-24T00:20:00.000-07:00

Funny Eid Sms

Ye

loo ap kay lie

suit _----_ /""""\) (/""""\

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\,,,\ | : |/,,,/ |,,,,,,,,,,,,| | || | |,,,||,,,|

Ghaari

+=+-(@)-+=+

Romal

!""""""""!

!,,,,,,,,,,,!

Or ye ap ki

eidi advance

main dy rha hoon

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|,,( ';' ),Rs.5000|

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Ab To Shikayat Nai Hogi Na K dost Ne AP kO Gift Nai Diya

Or advance mai Eid MUBARAK ni kaha.

Eid ul Fitter Mubarak Ho

2011-08-23T23:50:00.000-07:00

Latest Eid Sms

Mere Piyare Dosto Aur Un ki Family
Mere Piyare Dosto ki Piyari Girls Friends
Un Sab Ko

.*""* . * ""*.* Dil ki **Gehrayon* "*... se.. *" "*....*"

Eid ul Fitter

Mubarak Ho.........

Zameen-E-Dil Main

2011-08-23T23:34:00.001-07:00

Urdu Shayari

Bo Kar Zameen-E-Dil Main Teri Aarzo K Beej..!!!

Betha HOon Mein Ghareeb Zemindar Ki Tarah..!!!

Halki Halki si dhoop Nikli barsat kay baad

2011-08-12T13:06:00.000-07:00

14 August Sms

Halki Halki si dhoop Nikli barsat kay baad

thori si khushi her baat kay baad,

Iisi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,

JASHAN-E-AZADI Aik Din Kay baad

Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

Please Close Your Eyes, I have something for you

2011-08-12T13:04:00.000-07:00

Happy Independence Day Sms

I have someting 4 you!
Please Close your eyes:

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5
4
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3
2
1

CHEATER!!!

U didn't close your eyes.
So nothing for you Exept
My sincerity my love prayers
Happy Independence Day

Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Hay Kya

2011-07-09T19:35:00.000-07:00

Latest Non Veg Jokes

Larki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha.

Larki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Larki : Billi To Dekhi Hai,

Par Dudh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hooooooooo....

Girl remainz silent

2011-07-09T19:32:00.000-07:00

Boy To the Girl : Will you marry me . . .?

(Girl remainz silent.........)

Boy : Please speak something, I am
dying. . .... !

Girl : I am thinking. . .

Boy : Now this is not a good time
to joke. . . =P =D

Three Women's Together And Discuss Topic Husbands

2011-07-08T22:53:00.000-07:00

Non Veg Sms

Three Women's Together
On Topic: Husbands Say Kaam Karwana Hay

American Lady : Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Day Us Nay Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Day Us Nay Rost Bana Liya

German Lady : Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Day Wo Chup Raha
3rd Day Poora ka Poora Ghar Saaf Tha

Indian Nari: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Next Day Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya

2nd Day Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Day Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;

Love The After Marriage

2011-06-10T19:10:00.001-07:00

*Love Before Marriage*

“I’ll not be there where you’ll not present.”

*Love After Marriage*

“I’ll not go there where you’ll be present.”

If you fail now then you must not say me mother.

2011-06-10T19:09:00.002-07:00

Mother(angrily): If you fail now then you must not say me mother.

After result

Mother: What was the result?

Son: Sorry sweety, You have lost the right to be called mother.

Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai

2011-06-10T19:09:00.000-07:00

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

you are welcome here as long as you like

2011-06-06T23:03:00.000-07:00

Free non veg jokes
Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said,
"Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Brother John lived in the monastery for five years before the Abbott said to him, "Brother John, you have been here five years now; you may speak two words."

Brother John said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed."

After another five years, Brother John was called by the Abbott. "You may say another two words, Brother John."

"Cold food," said Brother John, and the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.

On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again call Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today."

"I quit," said Brother John.

"It is probably best, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Kissi nay Mera Pocha

2011-04-23T21:07:00.000-07:00

"Height of bad english"

kisi ne "MEERA" se pocha

aap shaadi kab karoge, to wo boli-

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First i will marry my brothers, then my mother will marry me!

Tumhain Periods Kay Miss Honay Kay Zara Bhi Ehsas Nahi

2011-04-23T21:05:00.000-07:00

Text Sms in Hindi

Once a boy came late to class: Teacher said to him: tumhien
periods k miss honay ka zara bhe ehsas hai ?

Boy Said: jee.. bohott
ehsas hai .. tub say jub say mere sister k periods aana ruk gaye
thay .. ammi bayhosh hoe gain thin abbu ko heart-attack hoe gaya tha
or mazay ke baat ye k humara driver bhe bhag gaya .... ;)

Larka Larki say: tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Larki: nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy: acha... to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..
Girl: main aap ke naqal mar loon?
Sardar: Aahooo.. tu mere naqal mar lay phir main tere Asal maroon ga ...

Aankhein dewangi main laga baithay...
Dil Aashiqui main hara bethay....
Aap to award yafta GANDU Niklay...
KHUHRAY say bhe Gand Marwa Bethay...