tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18636866085994359132012-01-14T13:17:48.655+05:30Laugh and ClapEnhance your longevityMohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-68121659624968309692009-02-27T14:12:00.004+05:302009-02-27T14:49:39.765+05:302009-02-27T14:49:39.765+05:30கடி ஜோக்ஸ்<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">என்னது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பேப்பர்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ரோஸ்ட்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஓரத்தில</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">வரிசையா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஓட்டை</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இருக்குது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கம்ப்யூட்டர்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பேப்பர்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ரோஸ்ட்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">***************</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நகை</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">போடாமல்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இருப்பதே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">மேல்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஏன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நகை</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">போட்டால்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">பீமேல்</span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">****************</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">என்னங்க</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நாலு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">போன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கால்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பேசிட்டு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஒருகாலுக்கு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">காசு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">தர்றீங்க</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">யோவ்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நாலு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கால்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஒன்னு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">தானேய்யா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">***************</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஒரு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பையன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">தலைக்கடியில்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">டிக்சனரி</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">வச்சிக்கிட்டு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">தூங்குறானே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஏன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஏன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">னா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அவனுக்கு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அர்த்தமில்லாத</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கனவா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">வருதாம்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">****************</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">உங்க</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">மகன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">சிகரெட்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பிடிக்கிறானே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">உங்களுக்கு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">தெரியுமா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">எனக்கு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">சிகரெட்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பிடிக்க</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">தெரியாதுங்க</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">*****************</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இந்தியாவுல</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இந்த</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஆளு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கால்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">படாத</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இடமே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இல்லை</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அப்படியா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">..?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஏன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">னா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அவர்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கீழே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">கிடந்த</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இந்தியா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">மேப்பை</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">முழுசா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">மிதிச்சிட்டாரு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">*****************</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">என்னப்பா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நேத்து</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">சாப்பிட்ட</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">காபி</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">மாதிரியே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இருக்குது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> XEROX </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">காபி</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அதான்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">*****************</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">திரும்ப</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">திரும்ப</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">என்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">வீட்டிலேயே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">திருடு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">போகுது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">சார்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அப்ப</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">திரும்பாம</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஒரே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பக்கமா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">இருந்துடவேண்டியதுதானே</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">*****************</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-6812165962496830969?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-34933059532060340492008-12-09T09:03:00.001+05:302008-12-09T09:09:22.146+05:302008-12-09T09:09:22.146+05:30Exam<p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Birth and Death comes once in life..<br />Love comes once in life..<br />Marriage comes once in life..</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">But</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Why does this bloody “<span style="font-weight: bold;">EXAM</span>” comes again and again……..</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/SQVuuCeHHfI/AAAAAAAAANU/pzuKPDfaI7E/s1600-h/917.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/SQVuuCeHHfI/AAAAAAAAANU/pzuKPDfaI7E/s400/917.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261733476868496882" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-4782968556122948441?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-89382260815976971202008-10-27T12:57:00.001+05:302008-10-27T12:59:58.097+05:302008-10-27T12:59:58.097+05:30Vista Shoppers Recommendation<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/SQVtgMHcBdI/AAAAAAAAANM/AGTIZYDYSmg/s1600-h/vista+kadi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 358px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/SQVtgMHcBdI/AAAAAAAAANM/AGTIZYDYSmg/s400/vista+kadi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261732139427956178" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-8938226081597697120?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-65904634183822152912008-10-01T17:47:00.000+05:302008-10-01T17:54:37.641+05:302008-10-01T17:54:37.641+05:30Love Vs Marriage<div style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Love</b> is like riding a <span style="color: blue;">bicycle</span></span></div><div style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Marriage</b> is like sailing a <span style="color: blue;">ship</span>.</span></div><div style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">If you don't like to ride the bicycle</span></div><div style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">you can get down in middle.</span></div><div style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">But,</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-size: large;">ship..?</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-6590463418382215291?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-39499256998216970572008-09-27T12:54:00.001+05:302008-09-27T12:59:15.170+05:302008-09-27T12:59:15.170+05:30Hi Boss<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394;">People who do lots of work,</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">makes lots of mistakes.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">People who do less work,</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">makes less mistakes.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">People who do no work,</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">makes no mistakes.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">People who make no mistakes,</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">gets promoted.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">Thats why I spend most of my time</span><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">sending emails and playing games at work.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-3949925699821697057?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-2990326816752184232008-09-03T13:29:00.002+05:302008-09-03T13:41:35.441+05:302008-09-03T13:41:35.441+05:30Human Resources Lingo<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><div><br /></div>COMPETITIVE SALARY</span></span> - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY</span></span> - We have no time to train you.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE</span></span> - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED</span></span> - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED</span></span> - Some time each night and some time each weekend.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">DUTIES WILL VARY</span></span> - Anyone in the office can boss you around. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL</span></span> - We have no quality control.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">CAREER-MINDED</span></span> - Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">APPLY IN PERSON</span></span> - If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE</span></span> - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE</span></span> - You'll need it to replace three people who just left.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST</span></span> - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS</span></span> - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS</span></span> - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-299032681675218423?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-62006473964952527362008-08-20T18:16:00.003+05:302008-08-20T18:19:56.141+05:302008-08-20T18:19:56.141+05:30Lawyers & Engineer<div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 116, 172);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"> A group of attorneys had to measure the height of a flag pole for evidence to support a lawsuit. They went out to the flagpole with ladders and a tape measure. </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 116, 172);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;">They proceed to fall off the ladders and drop the tape measure, the whole thing was just a mess. An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurements to one of the attorneys and walks away. </span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 116, 172);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;">After the engineer has gone, one attorney turns to another and laughs. 'Isn't that just like an engineer. We're looking for the height, and he gives us the length'</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-6200647396495252736?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-63698703976884255792008-08-11T08:37:00.001+05:302008-08-11T08:40:26.369+05:302008-08-11T08:40:26.369+05:30Joke of the Day<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">History Teacher :</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">From where to where did the mughals rule?</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 12px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Student :</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir.</span></span><br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-6369870397688425579?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-1732837947613306922008-07-13T10:28:00.001+05:302008-07-13T10:30:48.219+05:302008-07-13T10:30:48.219+05:30HUMOROUS HRD NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">[</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:100%;color:blue;">A<b> circular was found in one of the office notice boards </b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">]</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"><b>Dear STAFF</b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"> ,</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. __________________________________________________________________________________________ </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>TRANSPORTATION</u></b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">:</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">a) If we see you driving a <b>Honda</b>, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>ANNUAL LEAVE</u></b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"> :</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">Each employee will receive <b>52 Annual Leave days a year </b>(<b>Wow!</b> said 1 employee). </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">- They are called <b>SUNDAYs</b>.</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>LUNCH BREAK</u> </b> </span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">:</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>SICK DAYS</u></b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"> :</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>TOILET USE </u></b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"> :</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>SURGERY</u></b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"> :</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.</span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;color:blue;"><b><u>INTERNET USAGE</u> </b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">:</span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"><b><u>Important Note</u>:</b> </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">Just for information, </span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:100%;"> <b>73%</b></span><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"> of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;">__________________________________________________________________________________________ </span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span> </div><br /><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;">Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.<br />Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><b><br />Best regards</b>, </span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:red;"><b><br />HRD</b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-173283794761330692?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-21634633981179744702008-07-10T09:16:00.002+05:302008-07-10T14:05:25.726+05:302008-07-10T14:05:25.726+05:30Terrorist ATTACKA man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New<br />Delhi.<br /><br />When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the<br />dog.<br /><br />A Times of India reporter was seeing all this.<br /><br />He said That was great.<br /><br />I'll definitely publish this in our newspaper.<br /><br />Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'. <br /><br />The man replied Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US .<br /><br />Reporter said OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A<br />DOG .<br /><br />Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.<br /><br />I'm a Pakistani national by origin .<br /><br />Next day, the headline in the paper read<br /><br />....<br /><br />....<br /><br />....<br /><br />Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG. <div class="flockcredit" style="text-align: right; color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-size: x-small;">Blogged with the <a href="http://www.flock.com/blogged-with-flock" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-weight: bold;" target="_new" title="Flock Browser">Flock Browser</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-2163463398117974470?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-57962253976648507802008-07-08T13:04:00.003+05:302008-07-08T13:09:59.135+05:302008-07-08T13:09:59.135+05:30நாவல்<span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பையன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> 1: </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">எங்க</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">வாத்தியாரை</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பற்றி</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">சின்னதா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ஒரு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நாவல்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">எழுதியிருக்கேன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">பையன்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> 2: </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அப்படின்னா</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">அது</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> "</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">குரு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">" </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">நாவல்</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> - </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">ன்னு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">சொல்லு</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-5796225397664850780?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-11824165287271850802008-07-05T11:41:00.004+05:302008-07-05T11:51:24.748+05:302008-07-05T11:51:24.748+05:30சுவரொட்டியுடன் சர்தார்<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">ஒரு</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">முறை</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">சர்தார்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">தெரு</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">ஓரமாக</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">நடந்து</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">போய்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">கொண்டிருந்தார்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">. </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">அப்பொழுது</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">அங்குள்ள</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">சுவர்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">ஒன்றில்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> "</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">இதை</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">படிப்பவன்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">முட்டாள்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">" </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">என்று</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">எழுதியிருந்தது</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">அதை</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">படித்தவுடன்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">சர்தாருக்கு</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">கோபம்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">வந்துவிட்டது</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">. </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">நேராக</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">அந்த</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">சுவற்றில்</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">எழுதியிருந்ததை</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">அழித்துவிட்டு</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> "</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">இதை</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">எழுதியவன்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">முட்டாள்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">" </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">என்று</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">எழுதிவிட்டு</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">போனார்</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">...</span><a href="javascript:void(0)" tabindex="10" onclick="return false;"><span></span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-1182416528727185080?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-57494758906132798882008-06-27T12:50:00.002+05:302008-06-27T12:59:43.321+05:302008-06-27T12:59:43.321+05:30டாக்டர் ஜோக்உதவியாளர்: கண்ணுல மண் விழுந்திருச்சின்னு ட்ரீட்மென்ட் பண்ணிக்கிட்டாரே,<br />அவர் பீஸ் கொடுக்காம போயிட்டார் டாக்டர்...<br /><br />டாக்டர்: நம்ம கண்ணுல மண்ணைதூவிட்டு போயிட்டானா...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-5749475890613279888?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-67853342769712230512008-05-20T10:24:00.003+05:302008-07-01T12:46:52.202+05:302008-07-01T12:46:52.202+05:30I.T. Roles in Heaven<div style="text-align: justify; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:lucida grande;"><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Brahma</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Systems Installation</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Vishnu</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Systems Administration & Support</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Lakshmi - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Finance and Accounts consultant</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Saraswati</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Training and Knowledge Management</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Shiva</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >DBA (Crash Specialist)</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Ganesh</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Quality Assuarance & Documentation</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Narada</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Data transfer</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Yama</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Chitragupta - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >IDP & Personal Records</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >The Apsaras</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Downloadable Viruses</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >The Devas</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Mainframe Programmers</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Surya</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Solaris Administrator</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >The Rakshasas</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >In house Hackers</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Ravanan</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Internet Explorer WWF</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Kumbhakarnan</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Zombie Process</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Lakshmanan</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Support Software and Backup</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Hanuman</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Linux/s390</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Vaali</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >MS Windows</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Sugreeva</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >DOS</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Jatayu</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Firewall</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Dronacharya</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >System Programmer</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Vishwamitra</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Sr. Manager Projects</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Shakuni</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Annual appraisal & Promotion</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Valmiki - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Krishna</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Dharmaraj Yudhishthira</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Arjuna</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Abhimanyu - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Trainee Programmer</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Draupadi</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Motivation & Team building</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Bhima</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Duryodhana</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Microsoft product Written in VB</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Karna</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > - </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Contract programmer</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Dhritarashtra</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Visual C++</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Gandhari</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Dreamweaver</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >100 Kauravas</span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;">- </span><span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" >Microsoft Service Packs and patches</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-6785334276971223051?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-77636392028908065722008-05-20T10:06:00.004+05:302008-05-20T10:18:37.707+05:302008-05-20T10:18:37.707+05:30Just Smile...<div style="text-align: justify; font-family: lucida grande;"><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. </li></ul><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell. </li></ul><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine." </li></ul><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. </li></ul><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married. </li></ul><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."</li></ul><ul style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><li>What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."</li></ul><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/SDJWenKWD2I/AAAAAAAAAE0/EWwG0ykSCIg/s1600-h/GirlFriend.gif.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/SDJWenKWD2I/AAAAAAAAAE0/EWwG0ykSCIg/s320/GirlFriend.gif.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202315603474780002" border="0" /></a></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-7763639202890806572?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-35164758579429732882008-05-14T15:02:00.003+05:302008-05-14T15:10:16.837+05:302008-05-14T15:10:16.837+05:30கொசு "கடி "நைட்ல கொசு கடிச்சா<br />"குட் நைட்" <br />வைக்க முடியும்.<br /><br />ஆனால்,<br /><br />பகலில் கொசு கடிச்சா<br />"குட் மார்னிங்"<br />வைக்க முடியுமா..?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-3516475857942973288?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-13920629877449744992008-05-06T17:12:00.002+05:302008-05-06T17:15:45.806+05:302008-05-06T17:15:45.806+05:30A Man Chat with Angel<p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">A Man was<br />walking down the street,<br />When he heard a Voice,</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Don’t Take a Step<br />Forward, B’coz<br />a Brick is going<br />to Fall”…</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The Man Didn’t Move<br />and the Brick Fell in<br />Front of Him…</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The hr Walked Further…<br />Again the Voice,</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Don’t Cross the Road,<br />B’coz a Car will Hit You”…</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The Man Didn’t Move.<br />A Car Screeching and<br />almost missed him.<br />Now he asked,</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Who Are You?”</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The Voice replied,</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“I’m Your Guardian Angel”.</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">The Man Asked,</span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">“Oh Yeah!!! If You are<br />An Angel then,<br />WHERE The HELL<br />were YOU, WHEN I GOT MARRIED?.?.?.”</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-1392062987744974499?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-55525490709677315042008-04-28T09:20:00.003+05:302008-04-28T09:25:39.758+05:302008-04-28T09:25:39.758+05:30பேச்சாளர்விசய ஞானத்துடன் நல்லா பேசறீங்களே,<br />"பேசாம" பெரிய பேச்சாளர் ஆகிவிடலாமே!<br /><br />"பேசாம" எப்படிங்க பேச்சாளர் ஆகமுடியும்?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-5552549070967731504?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-44861728236151174872008-04-26T15:01:00.004+05:302008-04-26T15:10:33.378+05:302008-04-26T15:10:33.378+05:30சமையல் ரகசியம்நண்பர் 1: என் மனைவி "நல்லா" சமையல் பார்ப்பாள்.<br /><br />நண்பர் 2: அப்படியா ! நீ ரொம்ப அதிர்ஷ்டக்காரன்டா.<br /><br /><span>நண்பர்</span> 1: நான் சமைப்பேன், அவள் பார்ப்பாள்.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-4486172823615117487?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-34926061434625343322008-04-17T12:40:00.006+05:302008-04-17T14:10:58.858+05:302008-04-17T14:10:58.858+05:30Professor சர்தார்<p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; line-height: 150%;"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; line-height: 150%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: Diamond;">tFg;gpy; ghlk; elj;jpf;bfhz;oUe;j g[u|grh; rh;jhUf;F, khztd; xUtd; epiwa bjhy;iy bfhLj;Jf; bfhz;oUe;jhd;. mtid <span style=""> </span>MA;fpyj;jpy; vd;d brhy;yp btspBa mDg;g[tJ vd;W mtUf;F bjhpatpy;iy.<span style=""> </span>clBd Beuhf mtdplk; brd;whh;, |ghByh kP (</span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: Arial;">Follow Me).. </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: Diamond;">vd;whh;.<span style=""> </span>Beuhf tFg;igtpl;L btspBa brd;whh;. me;j khztDk; gpd;dhByBa brd;whd;.<span style=""> </span>mtdplk; kWgoa[k;, “Blhd;l; </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: Diamond;">|ghByh kP (</span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: Arial;">Don’t Follow Me)..” </span></span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: Diamond;"><span style="font-size:100%;">vd;W brhy;yptpl;L tFg;g[f;Fs; te;Jtpl;lhh;.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; line-height: 150%;"><span style="line-height: 150%;font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="line-height: 150%;font-family:Diamond;font-size:85%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-3492606143462534332?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-75379572038655461242008-04-10T13:37:00.002+05:302008-04-10T14:11:51.755+05:302008-04-10T14:11:51.755+05:30Windows CE (Chennai Edition)Open - தொர நைனா<br />Close - பொத்திக்கோ<br />Print Preview - பார்த்து ப்ரிண்டடி<br />View - லுக் வுடு<br />Paste - ஒட்டு<br />Paste Special - நல்லா எச்சை தொட்டு ஒட்டு<br />Cut - வெட்டு குத்து<br />File - <span>பைலு<br /></span>Save - வெச்சுக்கோ<br />Save As - இப்படி வெச்சுக்கோ<br />Save All - அல்லாத்தையும் வெச்சுக்கோ<br />Find - தேடு<br />Move - ஜகா வாங்கு<br />Zoom - பெருசா <span>காட்டு<br /></span>Zoom Out - வெளில பெருசா காட்டு<br />New - புச்சு<br />Old - பல்சு <br />Replace - இத தூக்கி அதுல போடு<br />Run - ஓடு நைனா<br />Execute - <span>கொல்லு<br /></span>Exit - ஓடுறா டே<br />Compress - அமுக்கி போடு<br />Next - அப்பால<br />Previous - முன்னாகாட்டி<br />Drag & Drop - நல்லா இஸ்த்து புடி<br />Double Click - ரெண்டு தபா சொடுக்கு<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span>Do</span> you want to delete selected item?<br />மெய்யாலுமே தூக்கிடவா?<br /><span>Do</span> you want to move selected item?<br />மெய்யாலுமே <span>கடாசிடவா?<br /></span><span>Do</span> you want to save selected item?<br />மெய்யாலுமே வெச்சுக்கவா?<br />General Protection Fault<br />அல்லாமே காலி...<br />Access Denied<br />கைய வச்சா கீச்சிருவேன்<br />Unrecoverable Error<br />படா பேஜாரும்மா<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-7537957203865546124?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1863686608599435913.post-46456935435687793672008-04-09T18:50:00.000+05:302008-04-09T18:55:40.507+05:302008-04-09T18:55:40.507+05:30Hair & Comb<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/R_zDJi4W1vI/AAAAAAAAADg/U4BuATXHBuU/s1600-h/Comb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_K8FtUN-jQ94/R_zDJi4W1vI/AAAAAAAAADg/U4BuATXHBuU/s320/Comb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187235439573391090" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">Teacher: "How come you did not comb your hair?"<br /><br />Student: "No comb, Sir."<br /><br />Teacher: "Use your dad's then."<br /><br />Student: "No hair, Sir."</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1863686608599435913-4645693543568779367?l=laugh-clap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mohamed Rifayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14909190563465967983noreply@blogger.com0