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Life is nothing without LOVE

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Mon, 30 May 2016 04:21:00 +0000

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing. :)

What is secret of succes?

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Thu, 19 May 2016 14:05:00 +0000

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

Funny Text Messages - Secretary

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 22:42:00 +0000

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Funny Pictures - Funny Images

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:50:00 +0000

Funny Stories - The Business Meeting

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:53:00 +0000

A business woman named Cindy was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Los Angeles. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Donald Trump sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Cindy was meeting with a very important client who was running somewhat late.

Being a bold business woman, Cindy decided to go ahead and approach Mr. Trump, and introduced herself. Much to her surprise Mr. Trump turned out to be very nice. Encouraged by this she explained to "the Donald" that she was about to close a very important business deal and that she would be very grateful if he could say a quick "hello Cindy" to her when she was with her client. Mr. Trump consented to do just that.

Ten minutes later while Cindy was speaking with her client, she felt a rap on her shoulder. It was Donald Trump. Cindy turned about and looked at him as Trump said.

"Hi Cindy, what's going on?"

To which Cindy glibly replied, "Not now, Donald, can't you see I'm in a meeting!"

Funny Story - Rolls Royce Loan

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:50:00 +0000

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"

The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"

The Christian Bear Funny Story

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:23:00 +0000

There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didn't bother to pick it up.

He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.

He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:

"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."

the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thank you for the food that i am about to recieve"

Funny Story About ATM

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 01:02:00 +0000

ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Funny SMS Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:58:00 +0000

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
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Girlfriends!!!!

Interesting moments in our daily routine life

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:47:00 +0000

Interesting moments in our daily routine life:

Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode
A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake
Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line
Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time
Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement
Shouting 'sirrrr/missss' when its 1o b4 break...

Life is fun when you take it as simple as it actually is

MOSQUITO Funny Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 04:55:00 +0000

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Weekdays SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:43:00 +0000

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:42:00 +0000

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Bill Gates Funny Message

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 04:26:00 +0000

What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

Santa Funny Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:44:00 +0000

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

ABCD Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:05:00 +0000

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

Social Media Funny Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:01:00 +0000

Jingle Bells…
Myspace smells, Twitter go away.
Tumblr yuck, Bebo sucks, Facebook all the way! HEY!

Cute SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:38:00 +0000

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

Funny A Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:35:00 +0000

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

Funny SMS Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:49:00 +0000

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Sweet SMS Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 02:58:00 +0000

Sweet things are easy to buy,
But

Sweet people are difficult to find,
Life ends when you stop dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop believing,
Love ends when you stop caring,
Friendship ends when you stop sharing,
So share this with whom ever you consider a friend.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
and to care without
“Expectation”

Cool SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:46:00 +0000

Friends are like fishes
You have to sit patiently for a long time
To catch a nice one
Just like I caught you
Better stay nice or I’ll fry you.

Funny Student SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:39:00 +0000

When I Was Studying
In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses.
You Know Why?
Because,
.
.
.
.
.
I Was a
BRIGHT STUDENT.

Funny Kids SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:36:00 +0000

Sweetest Excuse:
Kid gets Zero in a test.
Father: What this?
Kid: Teacher didn't have More Stars 2 give,
So She Started giving Moon.

Funny Love Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Digital Marketing Freelancer in Chennai India) — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:35:00 +0000

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..