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term="will you be dining in?"/><category term="winterthurn"/><category term="wookie handjob madness"/><category term="words to live by"/><category term="worthy causes"/><category term="wow just wow"/><category term="wtf OF THE FUTURE!!!!"/><category term="wtf mething funny"/><category term="ycdtotv"/><category term="you broke my heart dario"/><category term="you can&#39;t get there from here"/><category term="you don&#39;t know Hugo"/><category term="you had ONE job"/><category term="you motherfucker"/><category term="you never go ass to mouth"/><category term="you spin me right round"/><category term="zaaaaaaaaaaaaaap"/><title type='text'>The Wit And Weirdness Of Al Bruno III</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7083</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>3</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8913009842235805193.post-3748221749946568127</id><published>2026-03-01T05:04:01.959-05:00</published><updated>2026-03-01T05:04:01.959-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This is Channel Ab3 Episode Fifty-Two: The Night Blogger - The Sign Of Ninazu Part Ten</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;The Sign Of Ninazu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style= &quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Part&amp;nbsp;Ten&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Purple prose in a crooked house.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;The Night Blogger was written and produced by Al Bruno III&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Production assistance by Brian Mansi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;The voice of the Night Blogger is Brian Mansi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Music by Josh Bruno&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style= &quot;font-weight: 400;&quot;&gt;Audio effects by: Freesound.org, SoundBible, BlastwaveFx, Nino Scuderi, LibriVox, Sound Effects Factory, millepassi, Jojikiba, Cherrypop6537, BerlinAtmospheres, srehog, Sound Effects by Paul, esperar, Setuniman, Freeify Music, Audio Decor Sound Effects, Free Sound Effect, HowItSounds, copyrighy free sound-effect, Starvolt, Audio Enabled, Sound Effects HD Indie Studios, Matthew Fisher, The Hollywood Edge Sound Effects Library, Halloween Sound Effects, soundfxforfree,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style= &quot;font-weight: 400;&quot;&gt;lonemonk, Robin Hood 76, Sergio81, Distorted Room, Jojikiban, What Does It Sound Like?, Knarzen, PlanetJazzBass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style= &quot;font-weight: 400; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href= &quot;https://thenightblogger.com&quot;&gt;For more Night Blogger stop by TheNightBlogger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href= &quot;https://www.facebook.com/BrianMansiVO&quot;&gt;For more Brian Mansi stop by his FaceBook page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;a 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Click for details.&quot; href=&quot;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/&quot; target= &quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;license noopener&quot;&gt;Creative Commons Licence&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer&quot; href=&quot;https://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/35994680/tdest_id/3973509&quot;&gt;Check out this episode!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/feeds/3748221749946568127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2026/03/this-is-channel-ab3-episode-fifty-two.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8913009842235805193/posts/default/3748221749946568127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8913009842235805193/posts/default/3748221749946568127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2026/03/this-is-channel-ab3-episode-fifty-two.html' title='This is Channel Ab3 Episode Fifty-Two: The Night Blogger - The Sign Of Ninazu Part Ten'/><author><name>albruno3</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01410254757982165309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8913009842235805193.post-4639000791152735819</id><published>2026-01-10T09:05:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2026-01-10T09:12:53.948-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Life Happens"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="update"/><title type='text'>Whatever Happened To Al Bruno III?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;First off, I want to tell you I’m alright and doing fine. My wife Sherri and I are happy, and my wonderful daughter has come back to live with us for a while. There is nothing that tests the bonds of a family quite like three people sharing a single bathroom.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p data-end=&quot;528&quot; data-start=&quot;462&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;You may be wondering: where are the stories? Where is the podcast?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p data-end=&quot;748&quot; data-start=&quot;530&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;Truth be told, I’ve found myself in a place where I’m spending less time in my office writing stories and more time going out—listening to live music, doing karaoke, and having adventures instead of writing about them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p data-end=&quot;986&quot; data-start=&quot;750&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;I admit I sometimes miss telling tales for the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i data-end=&quot;812&quot; data-start=&quot;797&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;Night Blogger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt; and random &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i data-end=&quot;858&quot; data-start=&quot;824&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;Booger Monsters From Outer Space&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;, but I’m 58 years old now and I’ve been obsessively spinning stories for four decades. That’s a long time to live in your head.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p data-end=&quot;1090&quot; data-start=&quot;988&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;I think I’m just in a different season of my life for now—but I can’t imagine I won’t be back someday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p data-end=&quot;1275&quot; data-start=&quot;1092&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;In the meantime, I’ll keep this page up for you to enjoy. The podcast will probably be going dormant soon, but again, I can’t imagine I won’t be getting back into the game eventually.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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