<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721</id><updated>2024-12-18T19:29:30.496-08:00</updated><title type='text'>There is no such thing as GOOD NEWS</title><subtitle type='html'>YOUR POWERS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. I HAVE THE CLOWNS ON MY SIDE.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>73</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-1266326184334649477</id><published>2010-11-17T20:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-17T20:35:53.538-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Refudiated</title><content type='html'>Sarah Palin strikes again, this time making strong claims that she could beat President Obama in the 2012 presidential election. I’m pretty sure the republicans are outraged of her otherwise, unprecedented and perhaps pre-mature challenge, not necessarily against Obama but against herself. She just refudiated herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surprisingly, there are knuckleheads that agree with her. Read the comments below and the full story &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20101117/el_yblog_theticket/palin-tells-abc-she-can-beat-obama-in-2012#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PHILLIP&lt;br /&gt;Two years after Obama was elected by the Unions, Blacks and Hispanics the U.S. is in worse shape than ever.&lt;br /&gt;Palin could only be an improvement over this Fool !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SLATER&lt;br /&gt;I would vote for her, she would be a hell of alot better then Obama, atleast she backs up what she says, she did it in Alaska. Palin 20212&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;done&lt;br /&gt;She is the next President if she runs against that muslim lovin looser.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Trance♥GoDdesS&lt;br /&gt;anything but Obama aka dumbo chimp&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;right on track to become The Worst President In US History.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Obama makes George Bush look like a genius&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;truth&lt;br /&gt;well can&#39;t be any worse than obama and after reading that the dems relected peelosi as thier leader I&#39;d vote for Palin look how stupid the dems are so can&#39;t be any worse , I just hope for a new hero to rise and take charge !!! lol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John F&lt;br /&gt;You go Girl. The HATE party just can&#39;t stand the fact that a Woman won&#39;t join their bigoted union. Run and you&#39;ll bring home the bacon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe&lt;br /&gt;There is many jealous of women of Sarah Palin on here and it is obvious it is not the politics your jealous of. To see so many negative comments about her when she is a straight shooter simply proves that those against her are not focused on what is good for the country but rather their own selfish childish ways like a child in a store and not getting what they want. The Americans have spoke in the mid-term elections and will do so again. Better get ready for your little cry baby temper tantrum, oh but I guess you already have. We showed diversity by electing a black president and now it is time for a women.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What intelligent Americans really think&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;chris&lt;br /&gt;Sarah Palin please run. You will see how much of an idiot and a functional illiterate you are. Dont confuse fools backing you to people with brains. You can fool those fools who cant see the truth about you but not all Americans can be fooled, at least not me or my family. Please run&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bill Rog&lt;br /&gt;The big money R&#39;s don&#39;t want to win in 2012. They know that it will take more than 8 years to fix what good ol boy from Texas did to all of us. Kinda funny that gas prices went down after Obama took office. They have remained at a stable price for most part. You don&#39;t see gas jump .20 or .30 because some one saw a small boat near a tanker in the Mideast. They know 2016 will be their best chance. By then Bimbo Sarah won&#39;t even be paid to give a speech in Wassilla or whatever the name of that huge city in the world located in Alaska is. This woman is the biggest political joke I have ever seen. Late night talk shows would not even have the need for a guest. It would just be one long laughing monologue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheryl&lt;br /&gt;Just like her daughter who&#39;s winning against some good dancer&#39;s and she can&#39;t dance. What&#39;s with these people? She&#39;s just wishing for something that will never happen. She quit as Governor of that state and who&#39;s to say she wouldn&#39;t do the same if she did win?&lt;br /&gt;She&#39;ll never win but, please run and make it easy for Obama.&lt;br /&gt;We encourage you, just do it!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/1266326184334649477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/1266326184334649477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/11/refudiated.html' title='Refudiated'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2301651187895241627</id><published>2010-11-08T18:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:29:27.890-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Diplomacy and the Press Secretary</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Synopsis: The president is on a routine diplomatic trip to India. While on a conference, a scene ensues involving Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. The news states that Gibbs was in an argument with Indian officials for not letting three US reporters to take coverage of the meeting with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Gibbs allegedly threatened the Indian officials that he will pull the president out of the meeting if they do not let the three US press in. &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101108/pl_yblog_upshot/gibbs-threatens-to-pull-obama-after-press-dispute#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;Here is the source.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And so come the flames.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2UNI67TYXDP5RHD6POJYCFQYK4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;TT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#3366ff;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;@eric t&quot; First calling OUR president...&quot;This muslim (self appointed American citizen) is not my President.It takes a man to lead his country forward, for the good of the citizens. That means work in the White House - not campaigning and vacationing his entire term. Until then please do not call him my President!&lt;br /&gt;(This guy is one bitter poster)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MBXCFT72JIOVOPMG4ADSSD6TIM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;larry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;The Iman Obama Bin Lieing speaks again, time to raise the terrorist threat level&lt;br /&gt;(Here’s one that does not read the article but quick to call the president names)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCYEROQDH6VSHVWIJDTZNPP3OI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;Clarence&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;come on obama bail out india next with our tax dollar god knows they need it and we are all just so rich in this country that we can give it all away...........OH you already are doing that. Never mind.&lt;br /&gt;(Typical tea bagger comment)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XB5DVPG4CJULDVS6K2ACQGRS6E&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;Joe Six Pack&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Obama and gang got the &#39;F&#39; out of dodge when the elections ended. They needed to be away from the cameras, and in a highly controlled atmosphere, where they can regulate access carefully.Even Hillary, is out of Country.Do you think that&#39;s by accident?Landslide to the Right, just like I knew it would.I told you so, comrades. I told you so.&lt;br /&gt;(Typical idiotic comment from…you know what he is.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KID3557B4NVKQ2SC65OUTTZ5JI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;x&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;b hussein @#$%-@#$% is a worthless ni****--throw him overboard with all the other millions of shark bait spooks back in the 1800&#39;s....&lt;br /&gt;(And they claim they are not racists) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5H3Z5HB5O7LNESX3AVGA6HGA6U&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;Liberals R Ugly Americans&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#33ccff;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Just like the current tax rates, obama wants to increase so everyone pays more. The current tax rate does not add to the deficit like they say it does because they are not giving anything to US!!Spending is the only way deficits are acheived and obama has done his best to keep increasing the deficit.Obama is seeking vengeance, he will continue to increase the deficit by his spending because he knows he will NOT be president after 2012 elections. Obama doesn&#39;t have to worry about money, he is set for life because government has to pay him millions in pay and benefits after he leaves office.&lt;br /&gt;(This guy just want to sound like a political and economics genius. What part of the news made any mention about taxes?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Here’s, perhaps the only post that makes sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#3366ff;&quot;&gt;Case&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First of all, Gibbs probably was a little out of line doing what he did. However president Obama’s trip to India was a necessary one. This, in my opinion is why we should pay taxes, to have our government continue diplomatic ties with foreign nations. Conservatives call this unnecessary spending, but what it really is, is the president doing his job. Conservatives say Obama’s a Socialist; well would a socialist pass the largest tax cut to the middle class in American history? 40% of the stimulus bill was in tax cuts. The money Obama spent to bail out the banks has been paid back to the government in full with interest. GM has once again become a successful company, and paid back the government in full with interest. The economy has been slowly but steadily growing in the last 3 quarters. However unemployment is still an issue, one Obama is trying to address with his trip to India. So please conservatives stop listening to talk radio, and let our president do his job!&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2301651187895241627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2301651187895241627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/11/diplomacy-and-press-secretary.html' title='Diplomacy and the Press Secretary'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2698739892282483730</id><published>2010-11-04T21:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:46:42.268-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny Asian Pix</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKKUAk7MTQPI7VYvkBAOmmeO3ZjJI2DSsGgc4xBGEd9tebFwQEgZfPUOF8qqVymhgysrtwqjJAgngRodWm4JVP4kcQKOMhSPCiWnzq6YOpIJQ18cQ5bhvzrqPXtsFcfX4l4kescfm-iOsh/s1600/No+Smoking.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5537777466503328194&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 283px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKKUAk7MTQPI7VYvkBAOmmeO3ZjJI2DSsGgc4xBGEd9tebFwQEgZfPUOF8qqVymhgysrtwqjJAgngRodWm4JVP4kcQKOMhSPCiWnzq6YOpIJQ18cQ5bhvzrqPXtsFcfX4l4kescfm-iOsh/s320/No+Smoking.bmp&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; No S-o-Moc-Kinh. That&#39;s &quot;No Smoking&quot; in Vietnamese.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJPA8H3RlkkX6CiVbWc5SC-4kZPQi76d8ULeUHFVLXm0KYks1XlFEMFZypO9QsxMa7apCj-n3il8q_m47JDJdrCXUzPXiLQfbXhtd9UbzcVyAFFEJmKisyqlvjtvaACPA_B2zh2eA67115/s1600/Hard+Hat.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535912371745347570&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJPA8H3RlkkX6CiVbWc5SC-4kZPQi76d8ULeUHFVLXm0KYks1XlFEMFZypO9QsxMa7apCj-n3il8q_m47JDJdrCXUzPXiLQfbXhtd9UbzcVyAFFEJmKisyqlvjtvaACPA_B2zh2eA67115/s320/Hard+Hat.bmp&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;How not to wear a hard hat&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjf2dmFdqhFtfRTA3RO1Tk08vUJIrJ3DSjmE4xRuBSpXvac8NbcHWXzyBr9yBcxgbxrC7t0PXj5DZd9CJ-T8Iq2gawkciSv1lBDPe1SdO8TnQONuPQPHYIot9MTaknV_B3iTMqGeGviQZ8/s1600/Bra+Parade.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535912278583601634&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjf2dmFdqhFtfRTA3RO1Tk08vUJIrJ3DSjmE4xRuBSpXvac8NbcHWXzyBr9yBcxgbxrC7t0PXj5DZd9CJ-T8Iq2gawkciSv1lBDPe1SdO8TnQONuPQPHYIot9MTaknV_B3iTMqGeGviQZ8/s320/Bra+Parade.bmp&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The Bra Parade &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbbmh0Nztb0WrHnd9XJvkC7YNVuxVkI3bwzOcERXFZpIh6Imn-S5RDauEy6sdbXc5q3GxQF2XDw659Q4jMWpZEtS18sxdveHMKbQEJliRH2dLamak3Ztlm-Ba7XymAX8WBAx38FfIq_FwD/s1600/Trisexy.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535912180738747090&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbbmh0Nztb0WrHnd9XJvkC7YNVuxVkI3bwzOcERXFZpIh6Imn-S5RDauEy6sdbXc5q3GxQF2XDw659Q4jMWpZEtS18sxdveHMKbQEJliRH2dLamak3Ztlm-Ba7XymAX8WBAx38FfIq_FwD/s320/Trisexy.bmp&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Other than go places and transport livestock, this bike actually has some other use. The great thing is you can do all them at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2698739892282483730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2698739892282483730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/11/funny-asian-pix.html' title='Funny Asian Pix'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKKUAk7MTQPI7VYvkBAOmmeO3ZjJI2DSsGgc4xBGEd9tebFwQEgZfPUOF8qqVymhgysrtwqjJAgngRodWm4JVP4kcQKOMhSPCiWnzq6YOpIJQ18cQ5bhvzrqPXtsFcfX4l4kescfm-iOsh/s72-c/No+Smoking.bmp" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-8742077273846467208</id><published>2010-10-26T22:44:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-16T20:58:37.440-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hybrid - Repumocrat</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0HdkODUPTx0uNGXqBuIPcuMHSyo8fLuyiMCKMFBwy3HRyQUl7xTL42kAvu6UT0REgaeaAWfhnNVJlow6PPjrk5_cd2AUDyCYaBz_ZjHn61I0FgaCa2xnQ0ujr-Us5eqiErwaZfX5SanUn/s1600/bush+obama+hybrid.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532597872078890930&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 268px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0HdkODUPTx0uNGXqBuIPcuMHSyo8fLuyiMCKMFBwy3HRyQUl7xTL42kAvu6UT0REgaeaAWfhnNVJlow6PPjrk5_cd2AUDyCYaBz_ZjHn61I0FgaCa2xnQ0ujr-Us5eqiErwaZfX5SanUn/s320/bush+obama+hybrid.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Both camps exclaims: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Are you sure you have seen Bush and Obama in the same place at the same time? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Kinda resembles Jon Stewart. No offense intended to the good man. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/-84V_aWXNS0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/-84V_aWXNS0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/8742077273846467208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/8742077273846467208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/10/hybrid-repumocrat.html' title='Hybrid - Repumocrat'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0HdkODUPTx0uNGXqBuIPcuMHSyo8fLuyiMCKMFBwy3HRyQUl7xTL42kAvu6UT0REgaeaAWfhnNVJlow6PPjrk5_cd2AUDyCYaBz_ZjHn61I0FgaCa2xnQ0ujr-Us5eqiErwaZfX5SanUn/s72-c/bush+obama+hybrid.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-4424263316994618165</id><published>2010-10-26T20:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-26T22:31:23.292-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jeff the Democrat</title><content type='html'>I wonder where Jeff acquired all these information but they are quite interesting. These, by the way, were posted as comments by a guy that goes by the moniker “Jeff” in a yahoo article. The article can be found &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101027/ap_on_re_us/wikileaks#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some are quite opinionated but some points to intriguing, if not reputable references. Perhaps it is part of the smear campaign. Read on and you be the judge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is what the Republican accomplished last at bat;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Presided over the loss of approximately three million American jobs in his first two-and-a-half years since Herbert Hoover.2. Overseen an economy in which the stock market suffered its worst decline since Herbert Hoover.3. Squandered universal support for the United States into worldwide condemnation after invading Iraq.4. Misled the American public about weapons of mass destruction (WMD) and supposed ties to Al Qaeda.5. Failed to follow through in Afghanistan, where the Taliban and Al Qaeda originated.6. Insulted and ridiculed other nations and international organizations.7. Completely miscalculated and failed to plan for the personnel and monetary needs in Iraq after the war.8. Inherited an annual federal budget surplus of $230 billion and transformed it into a Trillion dollar deficit.9. Cut taxes three times, sharply reducing the burden on the very rich. 10. Severely curtailed the very American freedoms that our military people are supposed to be fighting to defend. (“The Patriot Act,” one of the historians noted, “is the worst since the Alien and Sedition Acts under John Adams.”)11. Called upon Americans to sacrifice for ever-lengthening tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan.12. Proclaimed himself to be a conservative while maintaining big government should be able to run roughshod over the Bill of Rights.13. Incapable of capturing or killing Bin Laden.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pre-Obama &quot;Facts&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Obama was running the banks were on the verge of collapse, today they are stable and small businesses (as well as large) are getting loans. This is thanks largely to TARP, as well as congressional bills like the stimulus to help small business funding.2. The economy lost 3 million jobs in the last months of Bush to push unemployment to 7.6%, in the first 3 months of Obama an additional 2.5 million jobs were lost. The unemployment was at 9.8%- since the stimulus it has come down to 9.5% and we have has 7 consecutive months of job growth in the private sector.3.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The economy when Obama took office was shrinking at the rate of 2.8% now it is growing at 1.5%.4. In March of 2009, just two months after taking office- the dow had declined for eight months and was 6,500. The stimulus passed in March...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today the dow is over 11k, all the PE ratio’s can sustain growth to 14K and all the leading economic indicators are up. You decide...Not only has Obama been good for business but he has save a hell of a lot of pension funds. This is the reality outside of the loons in the tea party spin.While foreign money wants you to think America is on the wrong track, so they can push their outsourcing agenda, things are improving- check your own 401k and compare to March of 2009.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Republican war criminals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We the People of these United States do hereby DEMAND that the following be prosecuted and EXECUTED for WAR CRIMES and for the High Crime of TREASON against these United States and it&#39;s Citizens:George W. &#39;Dubya&#39; BushRichard &#39;Dick&#39; CheneyKarl RoveDonald RumsfeldJohn AshcroftFor the UN-Patriot Act. Warrantless searches of US Citizens.Warrantless wiretapping of US Citizens.Indefinite detention of US Citizens without charges. Suspension of Habeus Corpus.&#39;Outing&#39; a CIA agent.Lying about the reasons for going to war to the US Congress and to US Citizens.For calling the US Cons***ution a &#39;g@@am piece of paper&#39;.....even AFTER he swore an OATH to &quot;PRESERVE, PROTECT and DEFEND it&quot;!!!!The MURDER of thousands of innocent civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, in an undeclared and illegal war.Abu Ghirab.....need I say more??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;The GOP doesn&#39;t want to talk about the economy or jobs because they worked hard to put us in this situation!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FACT Obama IS A CHRISTIAN&lt;br /&gt;FACT Obama WAS BORN IN THE USA&lt;br /&gt;FACT THE GOP DOESNT WANT TO SOLVE THE USA PROBLEMS&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH- CHENEY-SAUDIS = HIGHEST EVER GAS PRICES + 9/11 ATTACK&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = MONSTROUS TAX BREAKS FOR THE WEALTHY&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = GAVE DRUG COMPANIES NO COMPETITION&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = LIED TO START IRAQ WAR&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = KEATING FRAUD DEBACLE&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEYGOP = ELIMINATE INHERITANCE TAXFACR-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = DIDNT VOTE FOR MINIMIM WAGE INCREASE&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY = AVOIDED VIETNAMFACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = SPIED ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY = AUTHORIZED WATER BOARDING TORTURE&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = AVOIDED IMMIGRATION&lt;br /&gt;FACT-BUSH-CHENEY-GOP = LIE EVERY TIME THEIR LIPS MOVE&lt;br /&gt;FACT-GOP = TRYING HARD TO MAKE OBAMA FAIL&lt;br /&gt;FACT-GOP = USE THE FILIBUSTER CONSTANTLY TO STOP LEGISLATION&lt;br /&gt;FACT-GOP = SCREW THE MIDDLE CLASSFACT-GOP = WANT TO GET AMERICAN WAGES BELOW $1 HOUR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bush&#39;s link with the Nazis&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Bush&#39;s grandfather, the late US senator Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany.A firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.His business dealings, which continued until his company&#39;s assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The evidence has also prompted one former US Nazi war crimes prosecutor to argue that the late senator&#39;s action should have been grounds for prosecution for giving aid and comfort to the enemy.New documents show that even after America had entered the war and when there was already significant information about the Nazis&#39; plans and policies, he worked for and profited from companies closely involved with the very German businesses that financed Hitler&#39;s rise to power. It has also been suggested that the money he made from these dealings helped to establish the Bush family fortune and set up its political dynasty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remarkably, little of Bush&#39;s dealings with Germany has received public scrutiny, partly because of the secret status of the documentation involving him. But now the multibillion dollar legal action for damages by two Holocaust survivors against the Bush family, and the imminent publication of three books on the subject are threatening to make Prescott Bush&#39;s business history an uncomfortable issue.Bush was also on the board of at least one of the companies that formed part of a multinational network of front companies to allow Thyssen to move assets around the world.Thyssen owned the largest steel and coal company in Germany and grew rich from Hitler&#39;s efforts to re-arm between the two world wars. One of the pillars in Thyssen&#39;s international corporate web, UBC, worked exclusively for, and was owned by, a Thyssen-controlled bank in the Netherlands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More tantalising are Bush&#39;s links to the Consolidated Silesian Steel Company (CSSC), based in mineral rich Silesia on the German-Polish border. During the war, the company made use of Nazi slave labour from the concentration camps, including Auschwitz. The ownership of CSSC changed hands several times in the 1930s, but documents from the US National Archive declassified last year link Bush to CSSC, although it is not clear if he and UBC were still involved in the company when Thyssen&#39;s American assets were seized in 1942.Three sets of archives spell out Prescott Bush&#39;s involvement. All three are readily available, thanks to the efficient US archive system and a helpful and dedicated staff at both the Library of Congress in Washington and the National Archives at the University of Maryland.The first set of files, the Harriman papers in the Library of Congress, show that Prescott Bush was a director and shareholder of a number of companies involved with Thyssen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why vote Republican&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama won&#39;t teach my kids that the earth is flat. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama doesn&#39;t realize that fire departments are socialism. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama is right-handed just like Hitler. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama doesn&#39;t realize I need a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher to protect my family. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama won&#39;t force everyone in the country to worship Jesus, which is proof that he&#39;s a Muslim. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama won&#39;t let my company harvest the organs of immigrants. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama won&#39;t nuke France. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama was born on Ur@#$%. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama won&#39;t let me hunt the homeless for sport. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;Obama wants to let gays vote. That&#39;s why I&#39;m voting Republican.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;THE TOP TEN WELFARE RECIPIENT STATES&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) New Mexico (Democrat)&lt;br /&gt;2) Mississippi (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;3) Alaska (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;4) Louisiana (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;5) West Virginia (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;6) Alabama (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;7) South Dakota (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;8) Kentucky (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;9) Virginia (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;10) Montana (Republican)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: NY Post, Tax Foundation, 2009 Census&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;T&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;he Top Ten Reasons to vote Republican:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. I voted Republican because I make over $250,000 a year and I need more tax breaks.&lt;br /&gt;9. I voted Republican because I believe that Its OK to attack Islamic nations.&lt;br /&gt;8. I voted Republican because I know that life in a Dystopian Society will be fun for my grand children.&lt;br /&gt;7. I voted Republican because I believe that everyone should be just like ME. White,. Affluent and a hypocritical Christian.&lt;br /&gt;6. I voted Republican because I don&#39;t believe in government interference: No Regulation concerning mining, drilling, medical, banking and insurance, just like they have in China!&lt;br /&gt;5. I voted Republican because I believe that even though Republicans did a great job since 9/11/2001, the financial crisis we are suffering from now in 2010 is the Democrats fault.&lt;br /&gt;4. I voted Republican because I believe holding Big Oil responsible for their mistakes is WRONG!3. I voted Republican because – too many people are taking the Bill of Rights too seriously, its not for them, its for us!&lt;br /&gt;2. I voted Republican because I don&#39;t believe in science and actual facts and I don’t believe in dinosaurs, even though without dinosaurs we wouldn’t have oil…..&lt;br /&gt;1. I voted Republican because I am old enough that I am still going to get to collect my Social Security. And its not Socialism!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;THE REPUBLICAN MONEY GRAB CONSPIRACY FOR THE RICHTIMELINE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ROOT of Your Anger! The Ultimate BREECH OF TRUST of the Citizens of the USA by Banks, Insurance Cos., Realtors, Builders, Rating Agencies, Lawyers, Wall Streeters, Appraisers, etc. and THE POWERS THAT BE!!! The POWERS THAT BE were Republicans and K Street Lobbyists!!!Phil Gramm - Slipped the Financial Service Moderation Act of 1999 into the 1999 Budget..Repealed parts of the Glass Steagall Act of 1933 and allowed shady Financial practices such as Dirivitives, ARMs &amp;amp; Interest only loans to go on Unregulated.2002 - Bush deregulated Sub Prime and allowed all financial Institutions to participate. You may remember it as Bushs “Ownership Society”@ The success of the Conspiracy depended on keeping Mortgage Rates Low so that people wouldn’t default on their Loans, giving time enough to collect as many fees as they could and getting the Loans packaged for sale on the markets with Dirivities to collect on, when the Meltdown happened!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mortgage Rates are set by Inflation, going up and down accordingly.2002 through Late 2005 - Mortgage Rates flatlined at or below 4%.2002 through Late 2005 - Inflation rose from 1.6% in 2002 to over 3% in Late 2005.Which means that someone Manipulated the Mortgage rates, keeping them low even though Inflation rose considerably. This allowed the crooks time to sell an enormous amounts of fraudulent Mortgages, Collect Billions in fees and then to package the Mortgages for sale on the markets and lining their own pockets through Dirivities when these packages failed.Once control shifted to the Democrats, Frank was able to help guide both the Federal Housing Reform Act (H.R. 1427) and the Mortgage Reform and Anti-Predatory Lending Act (H.R. 3915) to passage in 2007Republicans had similar sights set on Social Security, Health accounts, Education Accounts and Medicare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Luckily the only other thing they sucked all the money out of was 401Ks. Obama has since put into motion stops to Republican Crookery in these areas.All one has to do, is look at, Who is benefiting from those who sucked the more than $14 TRILLION from the Economy during this Meltdown. Hedge Fund Mougels, Outsourcing Firms (some foreign), Bankers, Insurance, Drug Cos., and all Businesses effected by new Regs, contributing to BBB and the Carl Rove type Pacs, spreading Lies over the Airways, to get Republicans Elected and continue the Windfall Profits for themselves!!!Vote Republican so they can Complete the Destruction of the Good Ol USA!!!UPDATE!!! Question for all you brainiacks out there. If the Banks were covered by Dirivities and Credit Default Swaps and they collected, Why do they still own the Mortgage? Shouldn&#39;t AIG and other Insurers own them?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;What Republicans are&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are pro life but are for war.Want to reduce the deficit yet support tax cuts for the rich which would add to the deficit.Are for family values yet have mistresses and extra marital affairs.Complain of unemployment but support corporations that outsource jobs.Republican politicians (government employees) want smaller government.Will stick together and take marching orders from Fox and Limbaugh but are against Labor Unions.Do not want govt run insurance but want to keep their medicareAre against illegal immigrants but would hire an illegal immigrant 3501</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4424263316994618165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4424263316994618165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/10/jeff-democrat.html' title='Jeff the Democrat'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2658226561619033004</id><published>2010-10-20T19:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-20T19:42:57.058-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Husband ATM</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkgmCfat8VgYr1clHhCA2DflBCz9POol3frQavWu7V6lGQkYtUslF8rIQiD1i57IYfaaUvNVCnSZABahLUOg8nVmue9Jq-rs8G7-Mth4pi6kGi7KUww1OUdjrgP_FNMj5M6YT00dZWFI/s1600/Husband_ATM%5B1%5D.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530324242894235666&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 210px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkgmCfat8VgYr1clHhCA2DflBCz9POol3frQavWu7V6lGQkYtUslF8rIQiD1i57IYfaaUvNVCnSZABahLUOg8nVmue9Jq-rs8G7-Mth4pi6kGi7KUww1OUdjrgP_FNMj5M6YT00dZWFI/s320/Husband_ATM%5B1%5D.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The guy is pretty serious about his predicament.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2658226561619033004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2658226561619033004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/10/husband-atm.html' title='Husband ATM'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkgmCfat8VgYr1clHhCA2DflBCz9POol3frQavWu7V6lGQkYtUslF8rIQiD1i57IYfaaUvNVCnSZABahLUOg8nVmue9Jq-rs8G7-Mth4pi6kGi7KUww1OUdjrgP_FNMj5M6YT00dZWFI/s72-c/Husband_ATM%5B1%5D.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-4751574672024589567</id><published>2010-10-20T19:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-26T20:21:06.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Husbands</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjbKwBBqKOLML-dYynHNdr-dOO-KOdAyhvGKg0Qzok1XNrU9wDI6oC2rU81G-MrSqmz-Lh-9tZ9kCsKFpbqOZW2Q-RWOSQ_nV0hmXsZn_QDT-yyXQ2HpyKHFkKb8H6MGXHqcmhSdubD6un/s1600/Husband_Daycare%5B1%5D.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530323778096631538&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 241px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjbKwBBqKOLML-dYynHNdr-dOO-KOdAyhvGKg0Qzok1XNrU9wDI6oC2rU81G-MrSqmz-Lh-9tZ9kCsKFpbqOZW2Q-RWOSQ_nV0hmXsZn_QDT-yyXQ2HpyKHFkKb8H6MGXHqcmhSdubD6un/s320/Husband_Daycare%5B1%5D.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Filipino advertising wit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkgmCfat8VgYr1clHhCA2DflBCz9POol3frQavWu7V6lGQkYtUslF8rIQiD1i57IYfaaUvNVCnSZABahLUOg8nVmue9Jq-rs8G7-Mth4pi6kGi7KUww1OUdjrgP_FNMj5M6YT00dZWFI/s1600/Husband_ATM%5B1%5D.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530324242894235666&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 210px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkgmCfat8VgYr1clHhCA2DflBCz9POol3frQavWu7V6lGQkYtUslF8rIQiD1i57IYfaaUvNVCnSZABahLUOg8nVmue9Jq-rs8G7-Mth4pi6kGi7KUww1OUdjrgP_FNMj5M6YT00dZWFI/s320/Husband_ATM%5B1%5D.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The guy is pretty serious about his predicament.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4751574672024589567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4751574672024589567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/10/husband-daycare.html' title='Husbands'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjbKwBBqKOLML-dYynHNdr-dOO-KOdAyhvGKg0Qzok1XNrU9wDI6oC2rU81G-MrSqmz-Lh-9tZ9kCsKFpbqOZW2Q-RWOSQ_nV0hmXsZn_QDT-yyXQ2HpyKHFkKb8H6MGXHqcmhSdubD6un/s72-c/Husband_Daycare%5B1%5D.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-5488908154529077020</id><published>2010-10-14T20:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:20:23.217-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Berlin Museum Features Hitler</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1F1dRdoDFwSYHfnbC5YOpYQrIlk8cQ_49yTIQa42f4nXKQDd_fXCfY6ttEpWp5rD6zWOosz42Hrih0tktbQs0XJ7-pKGJgGscdQS-xH6COVWKTuggZpS-9lRT2O1aCRO9pf-n7RfmodNH/s1600/ObamaHit.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528108048238935378&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 234px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1F1dRdoDFwSYHfnbC5YOpYQrIlk8cQ_49yTIQa42f4nXKQDd_fXCfY6ttEpWp5rD6zWOosz42Hrih0tktbQs0XJ7-pKGJgGscdQS-xH6COVWKTuggZpS-9lRT2O1aCRO9pf-n7RfmodNH/s320/ObamaHit.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Synopsis: The article is about an exhibit at the German Historical Museum which features the notorious dictator, Adolph Hitler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The exhibition is intended to portray an Adolph Hitler that is more than a strong leader with dark inclinations, but also the complexity of his persona.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;President Obama has nothing to do with the exhibit whatsoever but, just like the other articles I posted here, haters yet again take this opportunity to bash him. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101014/ap_on_en_ot/eu_germany_hitler_exhibition&quot;&gt;Read the entire article here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Comments from American Idiots:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T4HTU63IYYZ3XBFHEB2FZ7DLZI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;ENDANGEREDFECES&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;THE CURE FOR INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT...IS CHANTING YES WE CANonce you begin chanting, you begin feeling euphoric.you will want the government to supply you with health care, food, and work.you don&#39;t care if you have to sacrifice your freedom to get them.and once somebody like me comes along to tell you,you are being brainwashed into slavery...you will hate me, and defend your fuhrer, barak obama hitler.for he is your father, the one who gives you sustenance and life.he gives you health care and food.obama loves you.and in exchange, you will kill for him... and demonize your fellow americans.YOU ARE NOW A LOYAL OBAMA HITLER CULT FOLLOWER.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SFXHFOK27CBCLBKRGFEN3WVMDQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Percy Dovetonsils&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama used these same personality cult tactics for his 2008 election campaign!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YQEJKP5S63E3ONR5HAMNYM3NHY&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Karen V&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let&#39;s see. You get a catchy Slogan like, HOPE and CHANGE, or YES, WE CAN. Then you make darn sure the media lies about all your past affiliates. You close all your records so the people have no idea who paid for your college or what country you were from. We saw first hand how a person like Ob.. I mean Hitler gets elected. They fool the ignorant, naive and unsuspecting.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZU3STM2UZ3FA7YT3LTRVJ5ZRV4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Land of the Laws Home of ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;gee sound familiar? history repeats itself! It starts by regulations and outcasting citizens just like the Democrats and thier PAC&#39;s are doing now. Sorry but I have more faith in the people then I do in the ones that claim to represent us. Hitler and Obama share one common thing both were elected by less then 1/4 of the eliegable voters and both ran the country as if they were elected by 3/4 even though 3/4 never supported thier idea&#39;s!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WQ5JG5DS7IDOSSQZXJODUNZWKU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Bite Me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heil Obama! instead of a white man in a brown shirt we have a brown man in a white shirt....but still a socolist.....didnt hitler like to take vacations...spooky isnt it&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PMOWE4VLK63MT55S2KP3SUKCFA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Publius Americanus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBAMA ist einen untermenschen ... aufwiedersehen Herr Obama 20 Januar 2013&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps this parallelism makes more sense&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BG5E5E3ILFWNSVGNUXA2EARMCI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;74thor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was able to grasp support by shifting the blame for a poor economy on Jews, Gypsys, and other under-represented cultures. Similar to how blame has been placed upon latino immigrants, muslims, homosexuals, and other under-represented cultures during the last year. History can easily repeat when you have an under-educated mass who only listens to one media source, lacks critical thinking skills, and embraces anti-intellectualism.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PIHZC4VXJOVF4XPCKSFKIVZP24&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Don&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why was Hitler popular? Because the Germans were desperate. Just as we will be thanks to Obama. He has planned this, destroy the country, blame it on Bush and take over as the new Leader.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UM6VTA2JPMOIGY3BHYSPYQ7WIM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Fritzer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hitler came about because of Bismarck &amp;amp; his ideas of the military takes precedence on all social levels. The strong, the military were worshipped. When the chips were down because of the Versailles treaty, in walks a charasmatic man who gave Germans hope, who told them that they were worth something (repeating Bismarck&#39;s ideology that Germans were the supreme culture, the supreme race, even if it had been a country for under 100 years). Isn&#39;t that what America did with Comrade Obama? He promised hope. He promised change. Well, the communist were hoping that we would change to their ideology &amp;amp; they are being satisfied. As for change, communism is change. Have we done anything different, yet? Hitlet invaded Poland, we invaded Afghanistan, a country that in 6,000 years of history, has yet to be invaded &amp;amp; conquored because of its land, its tribes, its people. Yet, Comrade Obama, after Baby Bush, is sending our men there to be killed. Just like Hitler, in this case, we are the aggressors. Further comparisons? Hitler had Goring, Himmler, etc. Cronies of the lowest ethical character, willing to do anything &amp;amp; everything they had to to get into power, to stay in power, to keep in power, even if it meant the complete destruction of their nation. Who is O surrounded by? cronies, people of the lowest ethical standards, murderers, liars, thieves. They, like O, desire power for themselves. They, like O, don&#39;t care how they ruin their nation, as long as they stay in power. Yet to come here, God forbid, concentration camps. Who will O mark? YOU.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Funny Guys&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L2W6BAHKFPFPQWQQMET3GPYYDM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;mike&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hitler and Obama comparisons???LOL!!And yet to you GWB compares to who?... Snow White???yer funny!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6B74RI4KSU6N5EHS7633UX5DA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;PalinRetarded&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Hitler is alive and well, and is currently running the Arizona state government. &lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/5488908154529077020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/5488908154529077020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/10/berlin-museum-features-hitler.html' title='Berlin Museum Features Hitler'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1F1dRdoDFwSYHfnbC5YOpYQrIlk8cQ_49yTIQa42f4nXKQDd_fXCfY6ttEpWp5rD6zWOosz42Hrih0tktbQs0XJ7-pKGJgGscdQS-xH6COVWKTuggZpS-9lRT2O1aCRO9pf-n7RfmodNH/s72-c/ObamaHit.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-6613468793031533359</id><published>2010-09-29T20:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:21:31.190-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Scientists Find Earth-like Planet</title><content type='html'>Synopsis: Scientists and astronomers alleged that they have spotted an earth like planet near our galaxy. They claim that the possibility of it being habitable is high and the likelihood of it harboring life is %100.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama, of course was not mentioned here at all since it is about science and planets, not politics and politicians. Read the whole article &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100929/ap_on_sc/us_sci_new_earths&quot;&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Obama haters take it away!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_C45GLPCFP5WV47VFYJACHZUNLY&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;kneegrow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow image if those people came to visit us and we had a big party and then they under stood how we run our country and then they drove to the whitehouse and punched Obama right in the big fat lip&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow imagine if the people on that planet came and visited the people on this planet and cut obamas head off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This just in. Obama is going to have a planet tax. That planet will now be taxed starting 2011 to cover the cost of thinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We need to send Obama there so it will run well. We need to make sure that if there is life on that planet that the people have health care and that the lazy people don&#39;t work to hard and the hard workers pick up the tab.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YLU4MIKWDHG42ELBVKNG6XEHS4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Jennifer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please don&#39;t tell Obama about this. We don&#39;t want our politicians go mess this one up&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Q2BV2AKWZYLVPAQKOJPLZHWKV4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;David&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somebody should tell Obama, Pelosi and Reid so that they can figure out a way to tax the greedy mass for using up space in space. If that doesn&#39;t work then they can at least grant it&#39;s inhabitants amnesty so they can vote in the next election.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QLNU3DQXH6NQ5GILE4JAOZOVFI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Philip&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let&#39;s put Obama in charge and see how long it takes him to blame Bush for the mess he makes of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X3LRMKVUD5Q3IZQ3ZX4Z4FNK6M&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;tbone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone that thinks we are alone on the universe suffers from Barack Obama syndrome. ie. NARCISSISM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KQR5QWWOOKSKZVDKD6OIJXPOXE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;jim_markus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alas, we will never know. Obama&#39;s new mission for NASA is to reach out, not to explore space, but to reach back in time to midevil muslims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XCBECZJ2MWJOZFA6NAFLMPGO5M&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Leonard&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;It&#39;s Obama&#39;s fault that our technology is not advancing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WMQOBHMS6AWXUATWII5UORH5FU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Cory Morr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think the 3 bears of that planet could very well have retained Obama&#39;s birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HMC2T55O6U6WG3GTJGMBEKWU6E&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;john&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All great and what not, but as soon as we colonize the place, Obummer/Reid/Pelosi&#39;s greatX10 grandchildren will find a way to screw us. &quot;It will be the law of the land!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EMJJKGJKPQGME67HUG4P5ZLOVA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Glen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let us send Obama and his family there and test the livability for us..... like he did in the Gulf. Go, Go, Obama....yeahhhh Obama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JAKKYRRBHWPE66ZMLRK7MPL63Y&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Tony W&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;barack odumbo has already passed legislation for free rent and free gas in their cars for any aliens living there on this planet.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Ok, I cannot find any comment that is close to intelligent so I give up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;B-side&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_57RRQDHN5WMJ7P4CFFBLIRVXXQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;countandrew&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CNN : &quot;The Invation Of Zarmina&quot;FOX : &quot;Operation Zarmina Freedom&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NACSZUBHCLF4VBMQRHMPFLYF6A&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jon&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;we should name the planet Bush cuz we have no idea if there is any intelligence there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGgaCMtmZHvXXzrN86j2nGHMDStqQMg63aJNa05_G7HNPIVeUrA33vqSa4NvijN-zYBnG-0LdqXRoudm6uaDUdklcWO37FU28wPFSIgmx5l9uSz3IyFBUhl6_UhhWWBAVymqIHPedAm1hT/s1600/alien1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522543534448157714&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 209px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGgaCMtmZHvXXzrN86j2nGHMDStqQMg63aJNa05_G7HNPIVeUrA33vqSa4NvijN-zYBnG-0LdqXRoudm6uaDUdklcWO37FU28wPFSIgmx5l9uSz3IyFBUhl6_UhhWWBAVymqIHPedAm1hT/s320/alien1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/6613468793031533359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/6613468793031533359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/scientists-finds-earth-like-planet.html' title='Scientists Find Earth-like Planet'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGgaCMtmZHvXXzrN86j2nGHMDStqQMg63aJNa05_G7HNPIVeUrA33vqSa4NvijN-zYBnG-0LdqXRoudm6uaDUdklcWO37FU28wPFSIgmx5l9uSz3IyFBUhl6_UhhWWBAVymqIHPedAm1hT/s72-c/alien1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2302406073490966922</id><published>2010-09-28T18:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:23:27.341-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lucky man Wins Lottery Scratchers Jackpot Twice</title><content type='html'>Synopsis: The news article is about a lucky man who has won the lottery scratchers jackpot twice within a very short period of time. And so goes the news:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The odds against winning $1 million in the Lottery: Astronomical. How about doing it twice? It happened to a man from Bonne Terre, Mo., Missouri Lotteryofficials said Tuesday. Ernest Pullen, 57, won $1 million with a &quot;100 Million Dollar Blockbuster&quot; Scratchers ticket in June. And this month, he won $2 million with a &quot;Mega MONOPOLY&quot; Scratchers ticket.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I enjoy the readers comments in this article especially the flames on the president. Just goes to show how far these folks would take their hatred against the president - even if it means making idiots out of themselves. Here is the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd2_time_lottery_millionaire#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;SOURCE&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And Obama haters still find this as a reason to bash the president:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Easy Joe&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The President will call him soon to explain his fundamental change concept of spreading the wealth around. I&#39;m sure he won&#39;t mind helping other people he doesn&#39;t know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lippy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;The real winner is going to be Obama and his cronies when he taxes the stuffing out of you on everything you buy. I hope this guy at least didn&#39;t vote for the big government that&#39;s gonna take most of his money, but being a good military man I&#39;m sure he didn&#39;t so maybe that&#39;s some small consolation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ACHVAFTNI3ZHCFWBNJ5KJIZVEQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;davidb&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He&#39;s now Obama&#39;s and the liberal&#39;s #1 target - he is now the evil rich - this man needs to be punished! Take at least 50% of his money (before state taxes)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;PriaJoe&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Obamas big plan now, he has 1,500 out of work Acorn staffers in the White House basement furiously scratching away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ted C&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch out dude, Obama is coming after you. Now that you have so much he&#39;s coming to take it away and give it someone else. Ahhhh...the age of Obama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Rosco&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;god bless ernest pullen. seems like somebody up there likes him. well, i&#39;m still waiting for my day to come. but now with obama and his brainstorm of &quot;obamanomics&quot; and &quot;obamacare&quot;, and all his rhetoric of taxes, taxes, and more taxes for the rich. looks like now he has spoiled it for the rest of us. no business will really want to hire or produce much with his senseless, mindless policies. it would destroy them. and if his trillion dollars and more thrown into the mess didn&#39;t produce much, it don&#39;t look good. i believe if this johnny come lately didn&#39;t start with all his idiotic threats, things would have started to pick-up by itself. thats the way economies roll, with their ups and downs. at this point it seems, only the village idiot would keep praying to obama, who else ? let&#39;s keep blaming the last guy, yea, right !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;IMSI-ExamOne-578&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;after Obama gets done with him, he&#39;ll net 50 bucks....need to redistribute to all the popele th at didn&#39;t win...only fair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One reply&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ozzie&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the it rains, it&#39;s must be Obama&#39;s fault. You right wing haters just make no sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;On the B-side&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffff99;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RVGTIMLXPVPYWPOUIYQCGXWRWA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bee&#39;s Heaven&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Republicans get in this election cycle, winning the lottery will be the only chance most Americans will have to keep thier head above water. Jobs will be heading out of the USA even faster than before, once they get more tax cuts to move overseas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This sentiment, I share with this reader.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FUBLTB5MSMBIZTX2JM2CSPIQBQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ben&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amazing, even a feel-good story about a lucky guy turns into an Obama-Bush argument.....there are some real idiots in this world.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2302406073490966922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2302406073490966922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/lucky-man-wins-lottery-scratchers.html' title='Lucky man Wins Lottery Scratchers Jackpot Twice'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-3188268227141803604</id><published>2010-09-27T22:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:24:34.787-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Obama&#39;s take on American Education</title><content type='html'>Synopsis: The news article is about the presidents take on education. He opined that school year should be longer and under performing educators should not be left to teach.&lt;br /&gt;The president made comparisons to the way education and educators are regarded in other countries. The article states:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“U.S. schools through high school offer an average of 180 instruction days per year, according to the Education Commission of the States, compared to an average of 197 days for lower grades and 196 days for upper grades in countries with the best student achievement levels, including Japan, South Korea, Germany and New Zealand.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can read the entire article &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;HERE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Uneducated Comments and Anti-Obama Flames&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HQ7GX4H7VTUQZJP2VHTWBGVBAU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;gork&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;you seen our marines?you telling me our kids arnt bright and smart?we are the freaking kings of this screwed up planetwe are top of the food chainwe literaly control the fates of every man woman child and beat upon this planet right this very moment.we have chuck norris.our only liability is OBAMAwe are proud to be americans and we are proud to kick you out of our wonderfull goverment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LQQXIEJMDIMNTGTTSWGVOEN3BA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;philip&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;m gonna say a few things, we need to overthrow this dirty socialistic S.O.B. or else we&#39;re gonna have serious trouble. This isn&#39;t communist Russia THIS IS AMERICA!!!!! We should be free to make our own decisions but people like him want to take it all away. All these @#$% liberals and &quot;probama&quot; people run around like he&#39;s some sort of messiah but last time I checked Jesus was the Messiah. Obama is nothing more than a puppet for the secret combinations everyone overlooks.Just you watch people will wake up but one thing we need to remember is than the night is darkest before the Dawn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EBTUE7AWSYGZRNXJI4IN4ZT4XQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;garry&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MY GOD AMERICA WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! This Communist Bastard is DESTROYING &quot;OUR&quot; country!!!! When are you going to realize he is attempting to change &quot;OUR&quot; country into Islamic style of destruction!!!!! If &quot;WE&quot; dont get this bastard along with 250 DUMOCRAPS in Washington out of office, &quot;OUR&quot; country will collapse before 2020!!!!! If &quot;OUR&quot; Fore Fathers were alive today they would be telling us to start a second revolution against these theiving and lying bastards!!!! America only &quot;WE&quot; can save &quot;OUR&quot; country, because the Morons in Washington care only about two things!!! Their ass and the whats left of the once almighty dollar. Remember GREED and CORRUPTION is what destroyed the Roman Empire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Educated Comments:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IZF37A7LCVOZO7EEVJXE3RIDLE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Ashley&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love how uneducated people are always the first to have such a strong stance on education even thought they have never spent a day in a teacher&#39;s shoes. A successful teacher knows, you don&#39;t try to reinvent the wheel... you take advice from other teachers, improve and tweak what they do, and apply that to your own classroom. Obama is looking at other education systems and trying to implement positive characteristics of other countries education systems into our own education system i.e. he&#39;s not trying to reinvent the wheel he&#39;s taking what works in other systems and improving on it for our country. I&#39;m happy to see someone in power actually cares. To bad he doesn&#39;t get the support from the rednecks whose children would actually benefit from his ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4TYEPNMGQE6SQDO2QDMWEMX7WE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;apple&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My kids are straight A&#39;s but are way behind kids their age academically in other nations . Although I don&#39;t agree with Obama in most instances. I agree with him on this one. More time in school and more education means smarter kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffff99;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Comments that makes a lot of Sense:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GVTQPAA7BQJVYK657DMGOHTLDU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;I am an American&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stop blaming the teachers and start blaming the parents. Crush the teachers unions because they are allowing poor teachers to remain. Stop putting a price on each child&#39;s head, it turns things into a money war for the politicians running the school system. Fund good schools, attach welfare payments to welfare recipients&#39; children&#39;s attendance and grades. If a welfare kid doesn&#39;t go to school or gets lousy grades or disrupts things, then the baby&#39;s momma or dada loses their welfare payments for that child. Let them cry &quot;victim&quot; for a bit, and they&#39;ll straighten up once they realize the &quot;victim&quot; or race card won&#39;t work anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QKLHLYDYO2FLYTL6ALNPZ4C3QA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Richard&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I rarely agree with Obama&#39;s ideas, but I do concur with his view we need to extend our school years to be competitive in the world. I also think we need to increase the focus on mathematics and science throughout grammar and high school; and real sciences, not the pseudo sciences like sociology. Finally, we need to instill much more discipline in our schools so that teachers are able to regain control of the classrooms instead of having to deal with disruptive students at the expense of the vast majority of students.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NZMQ5XZUCHHWMM7GLJZQ723GAA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;70sGirl&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our problem is more or less a breakdown of society, the decline of moral values specifically. Discipline needs to start early on in life, with teaching respect for elders and figures of authority (teachers, police officers etc.). But too many of our children grow up without proper respect these days, resulting in disruptiveness in school, not paying attention and no fear of consequences for their actions. Teachers are not allowed to properly discipline disruptive students, which affects the entire class they have to teach under those conditions. Teachers are also increasingly facing other issues, such as students who speak English as a second language or don&#39;t speak enough English to understand what is being asked of them. Teachers also have to deal with students who are living in an un-nurturing environment at home, with parents who are alcoholics or drug users, who are abusive or neglect them. More and more kids are being raised by single parents who just don&#39;t have time for them because they work. They come home too exhausted to help their kids with homework and are glad if the kids leave them alone. Unless we can change society as a whole, I don&#39;t believe there is any way to improve education for our kids, certainly not by extending the school year. It would be like putting a band-aid on an amputated limb. We need to get back to moral values and instill into our kids that there are consequences to every thing they do. Reward good behavior and good grades and punish unacceptable behavior and bad grades. Teach them to respect their elders and listen to their teachers or face the music. It may be old-fashioned but it worked back then, our kids did much better in school in the 50s and 60s.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/3188268227141803604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/3188268227141803604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/obamas-take-on-american-education.html' title='Obama&#39;s take on American Education'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2342268790378822918</id><published>2010-09-24T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:25:31.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stocks Gain - Economy Mends</title><content type='html'>Synopsis: The news is about an upsurge of stock values, which is a sign that the economy is on a verge of recovery, if not stability. The article states:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Economic data gave a mixed picture, but traders latched on to a rise in August business spending as the latest sign the recovery is on firmer ground. That seemed to trump a lackluster report on new home sales in August”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Last month investors were positioned for what we thought would be a double-dip recession and massive inflation, but since it ended up being not nearly so bad, we&#39;ve swung the other way,&quot; said Lawrence Glazer, managing partner at Mayflower Advisors in Boston.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The article does not give any credit to anyone. It made no mention of any political intervention. The word “president” or “Obama” is not even included in it but haters will always have something to say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read the entire article &lt;a href=&quot;http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Strong-rally-sends-markets-to-rb-2441507309.html?x=0&quot;&gt;HERE.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc33;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And the Obama haters still has something to say:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ALE32K2G2GYW22MEKX2TGPNCKU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;minnestoafan&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The yoke of oppression that has covered America for the last 2 years will be lifted in 40 days, and the market will go crazy as freedom returns to this country! If the Republicans can repeal marxist socialist &quot;healthcare&quot; ,businesses will will be freed up to hire more and the economy will boom!! The danger is that Obama and the media will give Obama the credit in 2012 , like they did when the Republicans balanced the budget in 1996 and gave Clinton the credit, even tho he vetoed a balanced budget 3 times! The advantage we have now is the internet!! The American media is just a tool of the democrat party, except for FOX, but we have the internet and access to European newspapers who dont live under political correct fascsim or fear of retribution from Obama and his union thugs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZKJ4X4UV7SDTHRA6HC76EU3J3Q&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;WSK&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a ruse people, open your eyes. the fed is pumping money inmto the market to boost it up to give the pretense that Obama is making this all better. Once the pump is cut off it is a free fall. Be warned and pull it out if you can just before the nose of the plane goes down. I am screwed because most of my 403b is trapped in my job&#39;s web of rules, but I am still hopeful that others escape the plunge. Good luck all, it has been a pleasure being an American citizen and I have loved America deeply, but it is also killing me watching her rot away, like watching a beloved friend die in their bed of a long and terrible disease.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JE7RNS2OAWQONQP2LMYMM36SCM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ann&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so now that the recession is over &amp;amp; Wall Street seems to be functioning, i guess lots of well paying jobs can&#39;t be to far behind.Wall Street is just as corrupt, unethical &amp;amp; immoral as the rest of our government.I escaped from it in 1998 after losing $60,000 in three months .Havent even thought of going back &amp;amp; have found other ways of investing my money.Capitalism is only as good as the people in it &amp;amp; I have lost faith in the people on Wall Street &amp;amp; the media &amp;amp; our government.Now that O&#39;sambo &amp;amp; the feds are going to regulate it, I suppose it will stir them to new heights of creativity, when it comes to the almighty ponzi scheme, and the almighty dollar.good luck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QTYWCWMAFNVOB2PTEIEB5YSRJY&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;levelone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lets see.. The Dow was worth a little over 14, 000 in AUG 2009. By Nov 2009 it feel in oct and nov 2009 to 6500. Wow.. Intresting. NOV 2009.. Hum... What is the deal there.. Humm.... O yea.. Iknow.. Obama got elected !! I remember now.. And by OCT 2010 under Obama, the DOW was back to about 10,500. And ever since, it has hung around the 10,500 mark doing nothing really.. Same as Obama. Nothing.. No matter what the Main mean media is saying, you all can google it and see what happened. The Market is waiting to get rid of the Communists we have in charge now.. It may have to wait for a long time..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Sweet Sarcasm from pro-Obama folks:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QXNR4H6CDXMZTHLL6SGKH4UVS4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Conservalib&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4th week of gains? Well, that must be Obama&#39;s fault!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FDS6VSMSQJVPPHLRXT22H2GGYQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Angry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Proof that Obama is the MAN!! I just love how all these fat republicans are squealing! Sorry to disapoint you unpatriotic losers (that-s right -- unpatriotic. You! Because you want our president to fail. @$$h0les!!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GQZHLTHW5JVKUOEMJAOS3RY5UA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;Brett Williamson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rally that market Obama, its our only chance so that we dont have a resurgance of Republican fascist control in America!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;B-Side&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also find some interesting comments that are simply out of this world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UZLMPLGXGUV4RX574FH76SBHBU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;out of the shadows&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who cares about stocks. I&#39;m into precious metals. Specifically, tin foil. You got any tin foil? The commies are everywhere ya know. First, the liberals take our money and give it to Vladamir Putin. Next thing ya know the Muslims are gettin&#39; welfare. It&#39;s a proven FACT. The liberals have a problem with facts, but there it is. Then, they try to fool you by sending messages using esp. They&#39;ve been working on it for years in Russia. I know the danger, and I got me a little foil hat to protect my brain from their evil messages.This is serious. I know it&#39;s true because they got my girlfriend. One of their &quot;Hippie minions&quot; started using his mind tricks on her back in the sixties. Him and his long Marxist hair. That commie hair looked like crap compared to my foil hat! I tried to get her to wear one, but she didn&#39;t listen.Now they want to let murders go free, and kill all the babies, and say the stock market is up. Sheesh!Obviously , somebody hasn&#39;t been wearing the right head gear!Well, they used to laugh at me and say stupid communist stuff like - &quot;hey chrome dome - what&#39;s with the foil hat?&quot;. Well, who&#39;s laughing now? I knew that someday there would be more like me, and now we&#39;re gonna rise up out of our basements, put our foil hats on, get rid of the libs and fix this place.Yeah, we&#39;re gonna fix America. Fix it GOOD!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2342268790378822918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2342268790378822918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/strong-rally-sends-markets-to-4th-week.html' title='Stocks Gain - Economy Mends'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-878338438047518331</id><published>2010-09-22T20:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:26:41.127-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Obama Economic Aid Resigns</title><content type='html'>Synopsis: The news article is about the resignation of Lawrence Summers, one of president Obama&#39;s top economic advisers. The news article made mention of the fact that the white house expected Summers&#39; decision to leave the administration and go back to Harvard as an educator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The president praised Summers&#39; stating &quot;While we have much work ahead to repair the damage done by the recession, we are on a better path thanks in no small measure to Larry&#39;s wise counsel,&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read the entire article &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100921/ap_on_bi_ge/us_obama_economic_adviser#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;HERE. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;And so goes the Flamers&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#999999;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;ENDANGEREDFECES&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THIS MEANS GHEITNER THE TAX CHEAT IS THE ONLY ONE LEFTFROM OBAMA&#39;S ORIGINAL ECONOMIC NIGHTMARE TEAM.the new demons barak is replacing the old team with, are now at least 10 time worse.THE MUSLIM KENYAN DEVIL SHAMAN HAS TO INTRODUCE HIS DEMON HENCHMEN SLOWLYotherwise the victim... america... will reject the possession.FORTUNATELY NOvember WILL BRING AN EXORCISM OF DEMOCRAP EVIL FROM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;AMERICANobama&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Larry Summers was who we sent as a financial adviser to Russia when the Soviet Union collapsed !!!!!It resulted in collapse and devaluation of the Rouble in a total collapse of business and industry and total societal misery and disarray........Sound familiar?.....Same ideas, same advisers, same results.....Ohbumba is an idiot ! IMPEACH, IMPEACH !!!!!SickntiredI wish they would just report the truth. B O&#39;s top ex-economic advisors are meeting B O at one of his secret vacation spots to divide up their spoils, to have a trist and then retire to an off-shore tax-free haven. Just be real !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dracula&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama administration is falling apart, slowly. It&#39;s so deserving, for a con man and a habitual liar.SpikeThere&#39;s only one thing that Obama can do now.........blame Sarah Palin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;VERTICAL-ALIGN: bottom; COLOR: rgb(46,125,173); TEXT-DECORATION: none; outline-color: initial; outline-width: 0px&quot; href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UHGE6QMZNUTLJXW3ILI7472OD4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;MARY S&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he&#39;s doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos -- thereby destroying capitalism and our country from within.Barack Obama is my college classmate ( Columbia University , class of &#39;83). As Glenn Beck correctly predicted from day one, Obama is following the plan of Cloward &amp;amp; Piven, two professors at Columbia University .&lt;br /&gt;They outlined a plan to socialize America by overwhelming the system with government spending and entitlement demands.Add up the clues below. Taken individually they&#39;re alarming. Taken as a whole, it is a brilliant, Machiavellian game plan to turn the United States into a socialist/Marxist state with a permanent majority that desperately needs government for survival ... and can be counted on to always vote for bigger government. Why not? They have no responsibility to pay for it.-- Universal health care. The health care bill had very little to do with health care. It had everything to do with unionizing millions of hospital and health care workers, as well as adding 15,000 to 20,000 new IRS agents (who will join government employee unions). Obama doesn&#39;t care that giving free health care to 30 million Americans will add trillions to the national debt. What he does care about is that it cements the dependence of those 30 million voters to Democrats and big government.&lt;br /&gt;Who but a socialist revolutionary would pass this reckless spending bill in the middle of a depression?-- Cap and trade. Like health care legislation having nothing to do with health care, cap and trade has nothing to do with global warming. It has everything to do with redistribution of income, government control of the economy and a criminal payoff to Obama&#39;s biggest contributors. Those powerful and wealthy unions and contributors (like GE, which owns NBC, MSNBC and CNBC) can then be counted on to support everything Obama wants. They will kick-back hundreds of millions of dollars in contributions to Obama and the Democratic Party to keep them in power.&lt;br /&gt;The bonus is that all the new taxes on Americans with bigger cars, bigger homes and businesses helps Obama &quot;spread the wealth around.&quot;-- Make Puerto Rico a state. Why? Who&#39;s asking for a 51st state? Who&#39;s asking for millions of new welfare recipients and government entitlement addicts in the middle of a depression? Certainly not American taxpayers. But this has been Obama&#39;s plan all along. His goal is to add two new Democrat senators, five Democrat congressman and a million loyal Democratic voters who are dependent on big government.-- Legalize 12 million illegal immigrants. Just giving these 12 million potential new citizens free health care alone could overwhelm the system and bankrupt America . But it adds 12 million reliable new Democrat voters who can be counted on to support big government. Add another few trillion dollars in welfare, aid to dependent children, food stamps, free medical, education, tax credits for the poor, and eventually Social Security.-- Stimulus and bailouts.&lt;br /&gt;Where did all that money go? It went to Democrat contributors, organizations (ACORN), and unions -- including billions of dollars to save or create jobs of government employees across the country. It went to save GM and Chrysler so that their employees could keep paying union dues. It went to AIG so that Goldman Sachs could be bailed out (after giving Obama almost $1 million in contributions). A staggering $125 billion went to teachers (thereby protecting their union dues). All those public employees will vote loyally Democrat to protect their bloated salaries and pensions that are bankrupting America . The country goes broke, future generations face a bleak future&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;VERTICAL-ALIGN: bottom; COLOR: rgb(46,125,173); TEXT-DECORATION: none; outline-color: initial; outline-width: 0px&quot; href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X6SXW7NUG53STWP5YQ53HMLBHE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;DonnieJ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;O. - ONE&lt;br /&gt;B. - BIG&lt;br /&gt;A. - AWEFUL&lt;br /&gt;M. - MISTAKE&lt;br /&gt;A. - AMERICA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc66;&quot;&gt;Opposition to the Flames:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;leonel a.u&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone one of you are just a bunch of armchair quarterbacking crybabies. They had a difficult job, brought on by almost a decade of Republicans incompetence and malfeseance, when no one had an solution but hard choices and extraordinary measure. That we are not in the Second Great Depression, when all signs point we were on the edge of the abyss, was no small feat. That we have double digit umemployment with so many ticking economic time bombs ready to go off, just means it is economic suicidal to hand power back to the very people who brought to this end. That you are frustrated is understandable but grow up. This problem did not happen over night and will not be solve in less than two or even four years. Especially with those oppurtunastic, lying Republicans traitors getting in the way of any solutions to our many, mutual problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#00cccc;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Take No Prisoners&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&#39;s not big secret that administration personnel leave un-expectantly every once in a while. BIG DEAL!AP - Yahoo, tell us something important.It&#39;s happened in the Bush administration. It&#39;s happened in the Clinton administration, it&#39;s happened in the Reagan administration.As far as I&#39;m concerned, it&#39;s just a bunch of tea bagging racists who are looking for any possible excuse to hate Obama and blame him for every last fault. I mean we can all see what&#39;s going on here.The tea baggers and GOP have given Obama virtually &#39;ZERO SUPPORT&#39; to any of his ideas and have spent their time doing nothing but nit picking and scrutinizing every tiny little nit pick they could come up with.It is very true. We don&#39;t like the Dems in Congress or in the White House, but the GOP is worse. I&#39;m going to give the Dems a chance to finish what they started.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;VERTICAL-ALIGN: bottom; COLOR: rgb(46,125,173); TEXT-DECORATION: none; outline-color: initial; outline-width: 0px&quot; href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OL52OOEAAVZHQVGBDV3FFDPWK4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hate&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;The Bush and Cheney led administration, Conservative Neocon and all of their corporate cronies took this country away from “we the people” and handed it and our treasury over to large corporations. Lets review:1. They overly de-regulated the oil industry, the pharmaceutical industry, the health insurance industry and the banking industry. We now have rampant outsourcing of American jobs, shrinking investment in our own country and jobs.Paid for: NoGrows Deficit: YesBenefits: Big Business, Not Main street2. They gave a $2.48 trillion tax cut to the TOP 2% of the wealthiest Americans with their promise of creating more jobs (trickle down economics). This tax cut is costing you and me and every man, woman, and child in this country over $7,000 per year. Last I heard, they aren’t hiring, at least in this country.Paid for: NoGrows Deficit: YesBenefits: Big Business, Not Main street(Also, that tax cut is more than twice the cost for the healthcare bill just passed by Obama but opposed by every Republican. A bill that actually helps main-street American citizen and it pays for itself over time, read that again, it pays for itself over time. Sound familiar, like “pay as you go”? )3. In 2003 they gave the pharmaceutical industry the largest windfall of profit in history by passing the Medicare Drug Bill. The Bush Whitehouse estimated it would cost taxpayers over $1.2 TRILLION dollars over 10 years and dis-allowed the government from negotiating for better drug prices.Paid for: NoGrows Deficit: YesBenefits: Big Business, Not Main street4. Bush and Cheney lied to the Country about WMD and declared war on Iraq, its been proven and is a fact. To date this war has cost over $900 BILLION. Much of that money has gone to line the pockets of government contractors like HALIBURTON and BLACKWATER who received BILLION DOLLAR NO-BID contracts as Government contractors to be mercenaries and provide military support. This is billions of our tax dollars going to line their pockets at the expense of American and Foreign Lives.Paid for: NoGrows Deficit: YesBenefits: Big Business, Not Main street5. The Bush Administration authorizes the largest rip off of the American Treasury by giving Wall Street and the Banking industry &quot;free” money (yes interest rate of 0%) and then turned around rather than invest in Main Street, they used this money for large salaries, and to expand though mergers and acquisitions (Wells Fargo bought Wachovia, Chase bought Washington Mutual).Paid for: NoGrows Deficit: YesBenefits: Big Business, Not Main street6. Supreme Court – The conservative, mostly republican appointed Supreme Court has struck down a major portion of a 2002 campaign-finance reform law, saying it violates the free-speech right of CORPRORATIONS to engage in public debate on political issues. This means corporations now have the right to contribute UNLIMITED amounts of money for campaign ads and to political candidates, effectively letting them buy the U.S. Congress. This effectively renders your and my vote useless.Benefits: Big Business, Not Main street&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;VERTICAL-ALIGN: bottom; COLOR: rgb(46,125,173); TEXT-DECORATION: none; outline-color: initial; outline-width: 0px&quot; href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GOLP2RGXAYHQRQ3622I4DA62DY&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;No&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Why is it that anyone believe a less than two years old administration can fix what it took eight years to break? People are fickle at times. This President and his administration stopped the collapse of the economy, passed the first health care bill, reinstated down payment assistance and is working hard to pass a jobs bill that is being blocked by &quot;The Party of No!&quot; The way I see it,if people can&#39;t appreciate and support a President who is for &quot;We the People,&quot; and not a Corporations President, and who is working night and day to fix 8 years of castration of the economy, don&#39;t complain later when the same people who milked the people like cows do it again.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/878338438047518331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/878338438047518331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-obama-economic-aid-resigns.html' title='Another Obama Economic Aid Resigns'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2888751011373914151</id><published>2010-09-21T18:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:28:41.188-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ahmadinejad Blames Capitalism for Poverty</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYJ4Vb3fUzHr1vP-vB15GthKw-rG5UOsnDsEKcYa7SfxkWTuUxIjp0Ksn-9SU87bupLx3HuLpymaVbXqXDh0X5rKft62K_YQgVYkJBkRZ6aUpwWzZvwuSRA98_Br3FnNqX3Akcnjc9dFDd/s1600/untitled.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522515252638479186&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYJ4Vb3fUzHr1vP-vB15GthKw-rG5UOsnDsEKcYa7SfxkWTuUxIjp0Ksn-9SU87bupLx3HuLpymaVbXqXDh0X5rKft62K_YQgVYkJBkRZ6aUpwWzZvwuSRA98_Br3FnNqX3Akcnjc9dFDd/s320/untitled.bmp&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ahmadinejad blames capitalism for poverty&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Synopsis: The news is about Ahmadinejad, Iranian president’s take on capitalism which he shared with other world leaders in a United Nations summit. “He took aim at capitalism and called for the overhaul of &quot;undemocratic and unjust&quot; global decision-making bodies, which are dominated by the United States and other Western powers”. He said “world leaders, thinkers and global reformers should &quot;spare no effort&quot; to make practical plans for a new world order — reform of international economic and political institutions”.&lt;br /&gt;He furthered: &quot;It is my firm belief that in the new millennium, we need to revert to the divine mindset...based on the justice-seeking nature of mankind, and on the monotheistic world view...,&quot; &quot;Now that the discriminatory order of capitalism and the hegemonic approaches are facing defeat.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This article of course was not focused on Obama but more on a global issue and yet, the president still gets a share of the spotlight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100921/ap_on_re_us/un_un_world_summit#mwpphu-container&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Flames from readers:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anon &lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZB2OQHGQCKPHWIN7IYKFXLI7KE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the guy Obama wants to sit down with, and have a nice, rational conversation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5UEW6I5PMTBWUZVMYRELF55G7I&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;K&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I blame Obama&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PZ7BTS7DKZESJ2JRWYOOTBB2RE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;kh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey! Obama agree&#39;s with him, that is why Obama is FORCING people or be FINED onto his welfare programs! Get OBAMA OUT and keep our country FREE from traitors!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a id=&quot;comments-replies-showbtn-29166424&quot; href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MDDABA6H44HFP3DQIKIIFD2GEA&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;johns&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ask the people of iran, how do you feel about your leader...i bet they would not trade us theirs for ours....obama is a complete failure....and will not ever take the blame for any of his bad decisions...sounds familier to me with some of his ppl to me, including the former general that uses undocumented workers to do his work at his estate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BNEGG3SI2VWZU36QMQOCPYK4LE&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;st&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shut the #*&amp;amp;% UP you ugly little man!! You and Barry should shack up somewhere in the middle east and leave the rest of the world alone!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RIIWDZARFUZCTJXXF7RPBHFWHI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Terry&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats odd,,,Oboma and democrats have the same opinion on the free world,,,,if that tells you anything&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CNWWXEYGAVDVQSCH2VDFACRTKI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;foxfire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama wants him to open an Acorn chapter in Iran.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GBX3DFZJW2WSG2QBLECGOYRREU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;OBAMA VACATION PLANNER&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HEY !!!!! Isen&#39;t this the Same think I keep Hearing from OBAMA ????? ( HO HUM !!!! )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H2TK2K7TIDQEKYG2PTNLGNNVHU&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Salve Veritate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This sounds like a philosophy Obama (Barry) would endorse. Maybe he could move to Iran and see how that anti capitalist thing works out for him.Better he ruins Iran than America&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7BQENC6BTRKFP662GAK5SF7VHM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Hammer666&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ahmadinejad blames capitalism for poverty blames capitalism for poverty&quot;...gee that&#39;s funny, isn&#39;t that what Obama and the liberals also do? Wasn&#39;t this the first time that the US delegation actually stayed to hear this jerk trash America instead of the delegation walking out? The reason they stayed is because they (Obongo&#39;s team) actually care and agree with Ahmadinejad.... oh, the Obama Years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#990000;&quot;&gt;Comments that makes sense:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E2BF7QVQEWGLG46LEMZ7E7ERAQ&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;James&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imanutjob has a point, but as usual the devil is in the details. Capitalism is only a concept, without an ironclad set of rules. In its benign form you have a person who starts a business, works their tail off and after a time the business grows and people are hired, who then spend their earnings, and the economy is lifted up. What we have in the country now is a form of capitalism that has turned malignant, where the profits come from mergers and acquisitions, jobs get outsourced, people get laid off, and even though the new corporate entity can boast about their profitable bottom line, the economy in general suffers. No, I don&#39;t have any realistic answers. If it did I might run for office.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5WT6SS2ODUM5BUWZQTFT4KN27U&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;New_World_vision&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The time for a united states of the world ( USW) has come. Do you know how many trillions and trillions of dollars are spent worldwide every year in defence? Defence against who?Answer: defending ourselves against ourselves. It deosn&#39;t make any sense to me because i beleive we are the same people, we are human beings, children of the same God. We simply call Him by different names because we have different languages. If the world is united we only need a small army trained to defend ourselves against eventual aliens not humans . 90% of the military worldwide should be dismissed. All immigration and diplomatic jobs will naturally disapear. OPEC should be burried for ever. That means trillions and trillions of dollars in saving. The money should be used for the betterment of mankind. Do not be afraid a united world will not take your freedom but rather increase .The gap between cultures will narrow since people interact more with each other. The greatest mistake that all cultures and civilizations had committed was to beleive that the world will be a better place if they win. But no one civilization or culture can win the world. If it does it&#39;ll be only for a short period of time before the other party reverse its achievements. So the best way to do it is to STOP HATING ON ONE ANOTHER AND UNITE INTO ONE PEACEFUL NATION AND LIVE AND RESPECT EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF A GOD OF LOVE AND LOVE HAS NO BORDER.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2888751011373914151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2888751011373914151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/ahmadinejad-blames-capitalism-for.html' title='Ahmadinejad Blames Capitalism for Poverty'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYJ4Vb3fUzHr1vP-vB15GthKw-rG5UOsnDsEKcYa7SfxkWTuUxIjp0Ksn-9SU87bupLx3HuLpymaVbXqXDh0X5rKft62K_YQgVYkJBkRZ6aUpwWzZvwuSRA98_Br3FnNqX3Akcnjc9dFDd/s72-c/untitled.bmp" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-4506049514182094981</id><published>2010-09-21T17:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:27:51.834-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lawmakers say Obama promises he&#39;ll push DREAM Act</title><content type='html'>Synopsis: President Barack Obama is promising to work with senators to help pass legislation allowing thousands of young people who attend college or join the military to become legal U.S. residents, according to Hispanic lawmakers who met Thursday with the president.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;The president noted that it is time to stop punishing innocent young people for the actions of their parents, especially when those youth grew up in America and want to serve this country in the military or pursue a higher education,&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&#39;s the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama_immigration&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;Anti-Obama Flames from Readers:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_J2JTSF66KJKBL2ITU2VN3NTPAM&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Gator&#39;sBrantleyFan12&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obamas Muslims have Qurans and fools burning U.S. Flags overseas. He also has drug lords and rapists in Mexico. But in CIVIL WAR ( which is where we are going ) we have Wright Patterson Air Force Base! Imagine this base acting on it&#39;s own in Civil War. We could burn EVERY Quran and Muslim in just a couple of shots.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHERIFF JOE IN ARIZONA is my GENERAL in the Upcoming U.S. Civil War. J. Brewer is my President. ( sung to the tune of G.I.Joe ) Sheriff Joe, a real American Hero, Sheriff Joe is there....Sheriff Joe Knows...and knowing is half the battle. YO JOE!&lt;br /&gt;Obama the Muslim Terrorist. See how he&#39;s lied. Obama the Muslim Terrorist. Disrespecting those who died. Obama the Muslim Terrorist. What a pathetic clown. Obama the Muslim Terrorist. Wants all Americans to wear a frown. Obama the Muslim Terrorist. He wasn&#39;t born in the U.S.A. Obama the Muslim Terrorist. Impeach this terrorist today&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obama is a terrorist. He is not the son of satan as someone posted earlier. ( I&#39;m educated out the a-- about this ) Obama is far from being the greatest speaker on Earth. He is even further from being popular, and only few are supposed to doubt that the AntiChrist is evil or is lying about anything. The antichrist is also supposed to be the most intelligent man who ever lived. With these things being said, Obama is certainly not the best speaker, he is hated by many and trusted by few, and he is far from being the most intelligent man alive. He does however show warning signs. He had unscathed popularity when he won office. He lies constantly. He claims to acknowledge God, and to be a Christian, but it is obvious that he is not. In secret, Obama probably does hate God, which is a dangerous warning sign. He is in politics so he does crave power, and he certainly does not care about what the people want. So yes, there are some similarities, and it wouldn&#39;t surprise me if he knows the antichrist ( if he&#39;s alive today ) and is nothing more than a sad little puppet for him. Or if he at least has connections with the family. Long story short, the AntiChrist is supposed to be loved by almost everyone. When it is suggested that he could be evil most of the world is supposed to shrug and laugh at the suggestion. That will NEVER be the case with Obama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The White House has become a Muslim Victory Mosque and has been such since his election. He is bringing CIVIL WAR to this country. Firearms and ammunition cannot stay on the shelves in many cities across this nation. Arizona was the 1st bold State to act. Now the Muslim Terrorist in the White House wants to strike another devastating blow to our great nation. Love your children. Love your families. There is something much worse coming. We will soon be at war on our own soils. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Traitors will be everywhere, and they will sell out the good Christian people to our new Dictatorship. Obama is the worst thing to ever happen to the United States of America. For those who voted for him, how do you like your change now? DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. A Muslim Terrorist in the White House, and Senators too busy playing with their own package to do anything about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EVUOWA4CWX5XKUMLG73Z6DWYCY&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;WeWontBeFooledAgain&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everytime Obama opens his mouth to speak for the United States, I always end up thinking: &quot;Do he and I even LIVE in the same country?&quot;WHERE DOES THIS GUY COME FROM, AND WHERE DID HIS BRAIN GO??He&#39;s a humiliating reminder of what America SHOULDN&#39;T BE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BO5YDMI6LZ452ASMBAXKS7QDC4&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Roy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nostradamus predicted pure evil would arise in the world in the early 21st century. He predicted it would perhaps take place in the middle east. This evil being would attempt to bring total annialation to &quot;God&#39;s&quot; people. We have forever believed it would be a nut job like the one in Iran. It is becoming very clear that in fact what Nostradamus saw was a Muslim Name, OBAMA. We are God&#39;s people, not the Jewish peoples. He was sent by Satan to destroy all that works in our country and weaken the world in the process. This piece of S#@t is Satan&#39;s son. He must be stopped. This is the moment in history when the course is set for the whole world for the rest of time. When can waller in world that OBAMA and Satan want for us or we can cast them both back down into the pit of Hell and thrive as a people.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4506049514182094981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4506049514182094981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/lawmakers-say-obama-promises-hell-push.html' title='Lawmakers say Obama promises he&#39;ll push DREAM Act'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-936897456159886152</id><published>2010-09-21T17:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-29T18:52:35.680-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Introduction : Bashing the President</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0NBDzygIsjflYIV8Wdi_hgPdgUUr4Fz85qigaOzrn3nIewLyo9mkwnpkZaoqCDbesM-YdPJrLaR-EUewwqmb-Z0zzsdwkPrO_ZLbEfSRVl2Goszs8Us-QaZirax8qJp2xkfr1gxuLPJWR/s1600/Hope.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522518213406829650&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 208px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0NBDzygIsjflYIV8Wdi_hgPdgUUr4Fz85qigaOzrn3nIewLyo9mkwnpkZaoqCDbesM-YdPJrLaR-EUewwqmb-Z0zzsdwkPrO_ZLbEfSRVl2Goszs8Us-QaZirax8qJp2xkfr1gxuLPJWR/s320/Hope.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I have gotten into the habit of reading news in yahoo. I have also become interested with the comments yahoo readers post. It is quite entertaining to read about people’s political inclinations, although I’m not a political person myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The major observation I’ve had is the constant blaming and flaming of president, Barack Obama. Personally, I think this president means well for the American people but his enemies always try to look for a fault. In yahoo especially, the president gets flamed by those that does not like him, no matter what the news article is about. I find humor in that. The more bitter the flamer, the more entertaining the read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So enjoy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrfgW55DRsvd2m6tikY_-ev5-p3eikWCpEXqe8oAQ47QxVgGGstl_NSxsrbFoHioRu97f1pnlR7-0llA2SH1w9KpmekB0H9HzP_ibWYTbTqdWjDhtM7fIwMks6VxSwzzCnF9Iqnrq_h-2z/s1600/Fail.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522518307570949330&quot; style=&quot;DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrfgW55DRsvd2m6tikY_-ev5-p3eikWCpEXqe8oAQ47QxVgGGstl_NSxsrbFoHioRu97f1pnlR7-0llA2SH1w9KpmekB0H9HzP_ibWYTbTqdWjDhtM7fIwMks6VxSwzzCnF9Iqnrq_h-2z/s320/Fail.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/936897456159886152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/936897456159886152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/09/introduction-bashing-president.html' title='Introduction : Bashing the President'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0NBDzygIsjflYIV8Wdi_hgPdgUUr4Fz85qigaOzrn3nIewLyo9mkwnpkZaoqCDbesM-YdPJrLaR-EUewwqmb-Z0zzsdwkPrO_ZLbEfSRVl2Goszs8Us-QaZirax8qJp2xkfr1gxuLPJWR/s72-c/Hope.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-5698161032945886127</id><published>2010-07-09T20:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-09T20:28:41.533-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Blonde Jokes I - The Blonde Spy</title><content type='html'>The Blonde Spy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Three female spies -- a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde -- had been captured and were awaiting execution. The enemy dictator was nostalgic and had ordered an old-fashioned execution: death by firing squad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Needless to say, the three spies wanted to survive... but they needed a plan. The red-head spoke up. &quot;I have an idea,&quot; she said. &quot;Follow my lead.&quot; As it happened, the red-head was first up against the wall.&quot;Do you have any last words?&quot; the dictator asked.&quot;No,&quot; she replied.&quot;Very well,&quot; said the dictator as he turned to his soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ready.... Aim....&quot;&quot;TORNADO!&quot; yelled the red-head, pointing behind the troops. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The brunette and blonde saw this and got the idea. Next it was the brunette&#39;s turn. The dictator marched her up to the wall in front of his soldiers.&quot;Do you have any last words?&quot; he asked.&quot;No,&quot; she replied.&quot;Very well,&quot; said the dictator as he turned to his soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ready.... Aim....&quot;&quot;TIDAL WAVE!&quot; the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped, too!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The dictator was becoming frustrated, but now it was the blonde&#39;s turn. He marched her to the wall in front of his troops.&quot;Do you have any last words?&quot; he asked, suspiciously.&quot;No,&quot; she replied.&quot;Very well,&quot; said the dictator as he turned to his soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Ready.... Aim....&quot;&quot;FIRE!&quot; said the Blonde.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/5698161032945886127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/5698161032945886127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/07/blonde-jokes-i-blonde-spy.html' title='Blonde Jokes I - The Blonde Spy'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-480039680209919421</id><published>2010-07-01T18:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T18:58:26.636-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Problem Solving Flow Chart</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsk7SFm-tLL8GiIomIckc0izUYNW3JSCnMfnlc0bvJikr4yGneKmOJb1kPAdqBOLNLInZYqTlx7oJ0fxzDYNOy5KtUXWCZ8VS0cRkTZGZ2zB-cEs4Te8avGiEhGbDr7SA4-rOBa4SeFzYM/s1600/Flowchart[1].jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489121986189315442&quot; style=&quot;FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 351px&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsk7SFm-tLL8GiIomIckc0izUYNW3JSCnMfnlc0bvJikr4yGneKmOJb1kPAdqBOLNLInZYqTlx7oJ0fxzDYNOy5KtUXWCZ8VS0cRkTZGZ2zB-cEs4Te8avGiEhGbDr7SA4-rOBa4SeFzYM/s400/Flowchart%5B1%5D.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHog8K5v_jVDV4IOjniGxi9r6NlqVn-BAOOvg-P40ix7DbHb47akOz-q4HDIzEEvho4GOy6Ovenc1I3CEVRVtspsMo562i0SYiuDh8hbIjfviWQABzgCIxReEOnbvRtwL3w0uSbaK89ncq/s1600/Flowchart[1].jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;I got this one in Facebook. I think it&#39;s hillarious. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhon8wT1XLMyr7rNGWcMBxModGFNUGEAn9yrz-rQyt6q766PM9WQRLyyM38G9Jdn4cGJK3qGA9aEegoFPIyt1RSOfgWzpKLhe5EKfelzkwnt-XofHfoa7wVMopk7Wr2cG9JZeFLot42bE7F/s1600/Flowchart[1].jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/480039680209919421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/480039680209919421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/07/problem-solving-flow-chart.html' title='Problem Solving Flow Chart'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsk7SFm-tLL8GiIomIckc0izUYNW3JSCnMfnlc0bvJikr4yGneKmOJb1kPAdqBOLNLInZYqTlx7oJ0fxzDYNOy5KtUXWCZ8VS0cRkTZGZ2zB-cEs4Te8avGiEhGbDr7SA4-rOBa4SeFzYM/s72-c/Flowchart%5B1%5D.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-1153769061901386246</id><published>2010-06-29T21:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-26T20:18:21.184-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jeff the Republican</title><content type='html'>I like reading reader&#39;s comments in Yahoo, especially in news articles containing topics about politics. It is one great circus - especially when the republicans or the tea-baggin&#39;s supporters state their opinion about President Obama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reader that wrote the below was commenting on an article written about Sara Palin&#39;s disadvantages - intelligence wise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#c0c0c0;&quot;&gt;A Day in the Life of Jeff Republican&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#660000;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#c0c0c0;&quot;&gt;Jeff gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer&#39;s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Jeff gets it too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Jeff&#39;s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the morning shower, Jeff reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeff dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeff begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Jeffs employer pays these standards because Jeff&#39;s employer doesn&#39;t want his employees to call the union.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Jeff is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he&#39;ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn&#39;t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its noontime and Jeff needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Jeff&#39;s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Jeff&#39;s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeff has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Jeff and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeff is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers&#39; Home Administration because bankers didn&#39;t want to make rural loans. The house didn&#39;t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn&#39;t belong and demanded rural electrification.He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Jeff wouldn&#39;t have to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jeff gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn&#39;t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Jeff enjoys throughout his day. Jeff agrees: &quot;We don&#39;t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I&#39;m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#660000;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#666666;&quot;&gt;Authored by someone who goes by the Monicker Sarah Failin&#39;, posted as a comment in one of Yahoo&#39;s news.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/1153769061901386246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/1153769061901386246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/06/these-republicans-and-tea-baggers-are.html' title='Jeff the Republican'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-325059253652522497</id><published>2010-06-25T19:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T19:57:39.568-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Lesson in Minding Your Own Business</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitlkIL2J5xhk4TqiHLOCiHSsiOQamuATI8S5WG5r9-N2Pri6qaDHwQNM3WDRo4kBv4zA5IwJTee9Blr2u8WdOMHJZ9GIzFr5JwZKl84n8tcoiZhmHipchFTC90p9ZGaxvDxU9dj0n1aRwc/s1600/Peep.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486911086569752386&quot; style=&quot;FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 196px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitlkIL2J5xhk4TqiHLOCiHSsiOQamuATI8S5WG5r9-N2Pri6qaDHwQNM3WDRo4kBv4zA5IwJTee9Blr2u8WdOMHJZ9GIzFr5JwZKl84n8tcoiZhmHipchFTC90p9ZGaxvDxU9dj0n1aRwc/s320/Peep.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Jeff was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, &#39;13....13....13.&#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fence was too high to see over, but he saw a Little gap in the planks, so he looked through to see what was going on..... when some idiot poked mim in the eye with a stick!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then heard them chant &#39;14....14....14!&#39;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/325059253652522497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/325059253652522497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/06/lesson-in-minding-your-own-business.html' title='A Lesson in Minding Your Own Business'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitlkIL2J5xhk4TqiHLOCiHSsiOQamuATI8S5WG5r9-N2Pri6qaDHwQNM3WDRo4kBv4zA5IwJTee9Blr2u8WdOMHJZ9GIzFr5JwZKl84n8tcoiZhmHipchFTC90p9ZGaxvDxU9dj0n1aRwc/s72-c/Peep.gif" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-8012658411416440269</id><published>2010-05-28T19:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-28T20:02:13.256-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Computer Relationships</title><content type='html'>It&#39;s Time to Re-Assess Your Relationship With Your Computer When .....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. You wake up at 4 O&#39;clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop at the computer to check your email on the way back to bed.&lt;br /&gt;2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.&lt;br /&gt;3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.&lt;br /&gt;4. You laugh at people who have computers with 28.8 modems.&lt;br /&gt;5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.&lt;br /&gt;6. You find yourself typing &quot;com&quot; after every period when using a word processor.com&lt;br /&gt;7. You can&#39;t correspond with your mother because she doesn&#39;t have a computer.&lt;br /&gt;8. When your computer&#39;s email box shows &quot;no new messages&quot; and you feel really depressed.&lt;br /&gt;9. You don&#39;t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have non-descript screen name and you never bothered to ask.&lt;br /&gt;10. You move into a new house and you decide to &quot;Netscape&quot; before you landscape.&lt;br /&gt;11. Your family always knows where you are.&lt;br /&gt;12. In real life conversations, you don&#39;t laugh, you just say &quot;LOL, LOL&quot;&lt;br /&gt;13. If your computer&#39;s internet connection goes down, you cannot settle to any other tasks.&lt;br /&gt;14. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ten Laws of Computing **&lt;br /&gt;1. If you have reached the point where you really understand your computer, it&#39;s probably obsolete.&lt;br /&gt;2. When you are computing, if someone is watching, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.&lt;br /&gt;3. When the going gets tough, upgrade your computer.&lt;br /&gt;4. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you&#39;d least expect to find it.&lt;br /&gt;5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.&lt;br /&gt;6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.&lt;br /&gt;7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.&lt;br /&gt;8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.&lt;br /&gt;9. A complex system that doesn&#39;t work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.&lt;br /&gt;10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/8012658411416440269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/8012658411416440269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/05/computers-relationships.html' title='Computer Relationships'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-4619695307622813533</id><published>2010-05-25T20:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-25T20:05:36.944-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Resume Tips</title><content type='html'>REAL résumés and cover letters that were printed in the Fortune Magazine:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. &quot;I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &quot;I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &quot;I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &quot;Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. &quot;Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. &quot;Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. &quot;It&#39;s best for employers that I not work with people.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. &quot;Let&#39;s meet , so you can &#39;ooh&#39; and &#39;aah&#39; over my experience.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. &quot;You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. &quot;Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. &quot;I was working for my mom until she decided to move.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. &quot;Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. &quot;I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14 &quot;I am loyal to my employer at all costs....Please feel free to respond to my résumé on my office voice mail.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. &quot;I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. &quot;My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training n meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.&quot;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4619695307622813533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4619695307622813533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/05/resume-tips.html' title='Resume Tips'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-4565720544259048482</id><published>2010-04-07T23:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-07T23:15:09.823-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Useful SPAM (kinda)</title><content type='html'>SPAM mail is really irritating, especially that half of the content are email addresses of people you don&#39;t even know. But in fairness, some of the messages are insightful if not heartwarming and/or alarming. Below is a list of what I have recieved so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#990000;&quot;&gt;Not Just Car Keys.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr&#39;s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It&#39;s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. ... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won&#39;t stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won&#39;t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt;This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe    it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime. P.S. I am sending this to everyone I know because I think it is fantastic. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can&#39;t reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn&#39;t hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she&#39;ll know there&#39;s a problem. Please pass this on even IF you&#39;ve read it before.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;justify&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;xxx&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#990000;&quot;&gt;A Message by George Carlin:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We have bigger houses and smaller families, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;more conveniences, but less time. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We have more degrees but less sense, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;more medicine, but less wellness. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve added years to life not life to years. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We conquered outer space but not inner space. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve done larger things, but not better things. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We write more, but learn less. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We plan more, but accomplish less. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We&#39;ve learned to rush, but not to wait. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;big men and small character, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;steep profits and shallow relationships. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn&#39;t cost a cent..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Remember, to say, &#39; I love you &#39; to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.  Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4565720544259048482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4565720544259048482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/04/useful-spam-kinda.html' title='Useful SPAM (kinda)'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-2919971774746305545</id><published>2010-04-05T22:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-05T22:50:10.185-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Do we Really Need to Know These?</title><content type='html'>To memorize and brag about&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&#39;s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Stewardesses&quot; is the longest word typed with only the left hand and &quot;lollipop&quot; with your right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The average person&#39;s left hand does 56% of the typing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sentence: &quot;The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog&quot; uses every letter of the alphabet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The words &#39;racecar,&#39; &#39;kayak&#39; and &#39;level&#39; are palindromes.  They read the same whether you read them left to right or right to left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are more chickens than people in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are only four words in the English language which end in &quot;dous&quot;: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: &quot;abstemious&quot; and &quot;facetious.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2919971774746305545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/2919971774746305545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/04/do-we-really-need-to-know-these.html' title='Do we Really Need to Know These?'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3032195930536982721.post-4135307983268916152</id><published>2010-03-16T23:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-09T20:35:02.512-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Economic Stimulus Payment!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another &lt;span style=&quot;color:#990000;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&#39;EconomicStimulus&#39;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I&#39;ll explain it by using a Q &amp;amp; A format:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q. What is an &#39;Economic Stimulus&#39; payment ?&lt;br /&gt;A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q.. Where will the government get this money ?&lt;br /&gt;A. From taxpayers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?&lt;br /&gt;A. Only a smidgen of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?&lt;br /&gt;A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase ahigh-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q. But isn&#39;t that stimulating the economy of China ?&lt;br /&gt;A. Shut up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Below is some helpful advice on how to best &lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;help the U.S. economy&lt;/span&gt; by spending your stimulus check wisely:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .&lt;br /&gt;* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.&lt;br /&gt;* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan orChina .&lt;br /&gt;* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and uatemala .. * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .&lt;br /&gt;* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .&lt;br /&gt;* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will goto management bonuses and they will hide it off shore. Instead, keep the money in America by:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Spending it at yard sales, or&lt;br /&gt;2) Going to ball games, or&lt;br /&gt;3) Spending it on prostitutes, or&lt;br /&gt;4) Beer or&lt;br /&gt;5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yardsale and drink beer all day! No need to thank me, I&#39;m just glad I could be of help.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4135307983268916152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3032195930536982721/posts/default/4135307983268916152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com/2010/03/economic-stimulus-payment.html' title='Economic Stimulus Payment!'/><author><name>Fighter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13352537653049832652</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLYgZuehzCFClq6eRCvbd2JBdOoeCy8WjwyyK195EvDnx8gVBkud3du-0_kAEMGTessC_EYm_cRGSEpiULM7SPzrOqbbcNNwujWtqpiWWYlHGgkAvoBEtNLlU9Scz1sYg/s220/Procrastinator%5B1%5D.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>