tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65383855222414010582024-09-10T18:24:40.501-07:00PLEASE ALL OF U SENT THE JOKES IN OUR BLOG. jokess2012@gmail.comJOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-15520251668668594882012-08-10T05:05:00.003-07:002012-08-10T05:05:20.715-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFsYdfyTOWh7zpSKixE4zF1XESv95zceSJ-_FLqe4W95ajwWLiB3R26Klp0rHq2MF8Uio_V5NZQWUMbDPFq1L7nnEgET3kkaapRnJM9vi9Tl29KsHJuMJzGsSiUNQpyNNRSZ68q3u7DwaA/s1600/images+(6).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFsYdfyTOWh7zpSKixE4zF1XESv95zceSJ-_FLqe4W95ajwWLiB3R26Klp0rHq2MF8Uio_V5NZQWUMbDPFq1L7nnEgET3kkaapRnJM9vi9Tl29KsHJuMJzGsSiUNQpyNNRSZ68q3u7DwaA/s1600/images+(6).jpg" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Uske Sanskar Dikhte hai Aur Aap jo soch rahe ho usse Aapke Sanskar dikhte hai</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background: whitesmoke; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;">Kachre ke dibbe se khana khaya nahi karte.. Padosi ke biwi ko apne ghar laya nahi karte..</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> </div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-28086442471619851072012-08-10T04:03:00.004-07:002012-08-10T04:03:54.663-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk0ixKDGWwS8MR-n06-D0s0zpwc47irtNRtllMc71eBOafMPrHf8weSQjPHcly4Jom2wKkUqTHqvM60JiKqsi3xtOZjwqIDpGFTAIHLeRF1jI6pvwqbU4za7pMTKJbvHb9jWqTcRFFiXYA/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk0ixKDGWwS8MR-n06-D0s0zpwc47irtNRtllMc71eBOafMPrHf8weSQjPHcly4Jom2wKkUqTHqvM60JiKqsi3xtOZjwqIDpGFTAIHLeRF1jI6pvwqbU4za7pMTKJbvHb9jWqTcRFFiXYA/s1600/images.jpg" /></a></div> <br /></div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-4962530305297489132012-06-15T00:54:00.003-07:002012-06-15T00:54:38.237-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><br /><br /></span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Na ishq kar mare yaar</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">na karna in par aitbaar</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">recharge tum karwa ke dete ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">aur number mera lagati hai …</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,</span><br style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai…</span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Times, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><br /><br /></span></div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-47455555885899806582012-05-30T04:12:00.002-07:002012-05-30T04:12:04.865-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhysjJ3KcH4mFiWQ-07FmVTqaENcGEOFwc4CodOHYmAXq_0Wd2FEfEy7bLrtluNFC1BcsZ4pcrgEmG_E7Ijhx1ST1JAEq2GPbTkzj8H764nufRM2lpeml8qKBRm7kfp3wvKToMOcKMGydZQ/s1600/11096.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhysjJ3KcH4mFiWQ-07FmVTqaENcGEOFwc4CodOHYmAXq_0Wd2FEfEy7bLrtluNFC1BcsZ4pcrgEmG_E7Ijhx1ST1JAEq2GPbTkzj8H764nufRM2lpeml8qKBRm7kfp3wvKToMOcKMGydZQ/s320/11096.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-family: Verdana, Georgia; font-size: 15px; height: 20px; line-height: 21px; padding-top: 10px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <div style="float: right; height: 20px; width: 80px;"> <a class="_textme" href="" style="color: black; cursor: pointer;"><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" /></a></div> </div> </div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-80124339790528614172012-05-30T03:41:00.002-07:002012-05-30T03:41:25.339-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG0BmtKQ3x1SJp_vYtSfYv4sEHbmQJvjFuS3nX4mT6t6fTDWd5iXKEwqYpyottoXOCErL2XI64NAQuoibUE8SsBGPxG1B4KY7hH7o8s_SfVAqkOptU93nzLzqWLq6kK4NqUnfMFtQESwPV/s1600/hindi-8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG0BmtKQ3x1SJp_vYtSfYv4sEHbmQJvjFuS3nX4mT6t6fTDWd5iXKEwqYpyottoXOCErL2XI64NAQuoibUE8SsBGPxG1B4KY7hH7o8s_SfVAqkOptU93nzLzqWLq6kK4NqUnfMFtQESwPV/s320/hindi-8.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /></div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-3365736770465592382012-05-30T03:38:00.002-07:002012-05-30T03:38:25.959-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: -webkit-auto;">Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Billi puch q hilati h?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Bacche ne itminan se jawab dia,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">"isliye Ki puch Billi ki h,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">tere Baap ki nhi"</span></b></span> </div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-46921675488985763892012-05-04T03:29:00.001-07:002012-05-04T03:29:06.484-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Doctor:which soap u use?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Sardar:Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush.</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Doc.: Is gopal an international company?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Sardr:No gopal is my room mate!</span></span> </div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6538385522241401058.post-15000057080371526762012-05-04T03:27:00.002-07:002012-05-04T03:27:31.158-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">2-4 Aadmi BoLe-Amma Hame Bi Le Jati Apne Sath,</span><br style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">"Santa BoLa Chup hO JaO KaM!nO Amma Kya Tata SuMo KarKe Gayi Hai...*</span></span> </div>JOKESS2012http://www.blogger.com/profile/15378567196224941034noreply@blogger.com0