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Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!! If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

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If a Man opens the door of his Car for his Wife.. Then either the 'Wife' or the 'Car' is New :) :P

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.    Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

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I m a great fan of Thomas Edison,Because of his quote dat......."Tomorrow is my exam but I dontcare Because a single sheet of papercannot decide my future."

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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she would like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she would like to have it cut into: six or twelve. "Oh, goodness, six please," said the blonde. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve."

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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get

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Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk? Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I told you, "Baby, it'll be yours one day!" Wife: Suddenly in a soft polite voice "Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!" Husband: I am at the bar just next to that shop! Wife: Go to hell, you

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Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now! engineer: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .:-D

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Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : Son : Daddy, I fell in love

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Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now!  engineer: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .:-D

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Guy 1: "Owky, I'm gonna tell u a story with 4 PARTS. Ok remember that, 4 PARTS...!!!"Guy 2: "Owky..."...Guy 1: "I'm gonna start with part 1... There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a camp site when they came upon a split road...The husband goes: 'Let's take the left one.'The wife goes: 'I think we should take the right road...'Then the husband slaps the wife across the face... '

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