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Jordan Carver Bites a Weenie

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:24:00 +0000

Jordan Carver isn't suggestive at all. Although, I'd be more impressed if she had positioned the chili dog firmly between her funbags and ate it that way. But, still in the trailer park this is considered love...bite that weenie, Jordan!

Lindsay Lohan is Provocative

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:10:00 +0000

These are the out-takes from Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot for Love magazine. While you may consider this is Lindsay Lohan's attempt at looking provocative, all she really wants here is help getting all drugs she stole out of her hooch. So remember kids, no matter how good it looks...run! She might follow you home, or steal your car, or invite her mother over for a threesome. Don't ever forget the DEA could bust down your door a couple days later, searching for the mega kilo stash.
Just say NO!

Courtney Stodden’s Slutty Valentine’s Day

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:33:00 +0000

Oh thank heavens…for a moment there, I was afraid Valentines day might pass by without slutty pictures from Courtney Stodden. Courtney has absolutely no class and whores it up everywhere she goes, which is why she was crown our new trailer trash princess.

Scarlett Johansson Cellulite Bikini Body

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:05:00 +0000

Sorry, I dropped the ball on posting these pictures, the cellulite was in my eyes. Were helping the cause of spreading Scarlett Johansson's cellulite all over the Internet, you know, for every woman. So what's the big freakin deal? Most women in the world have cellulite. Scarlett has a normal body with curves. When you get natural tits, you usually get natural ass. Natural ass usually has cellulite. We say "good for her", most women can't afford a personal trainer and chef. Scarlett Johansson is a true role model for all average girls in the world.

Coco Twitpics Herself Naked With Her Nephew

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:31:00 +0000

Coco is famous for showing off her trailer voluptuous curves, especially in her Twitpics, but this time people think she may have gone to far, labeling her as a pedophile. So...what are we talking about? This pic of Coco laying naked in bed with her nephew. I'm assuming someone like Coco sleeps butt-ass naked, and her sister thought it would be cute to lay her son down next to her. The real question is why her sister thought it was a good idea to take pictures in the first place? And second why Coco decided to publish the picture for the world to see? The answer - the second season of Ice-T Loves Coco premieres on Feb 19, 2012. Case closed.

1 am in LA and my sis,Kristy keeps flashing the camera while me and my nephew,baby Austin,try to sleep..Man, this is a spoiled baby"

-- Coco on her Twitpic

Snooki What Smells like Pee, Perfume, and Stank?

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:52:00 +0000

Last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene where America’s favorite trailer park trash just literally starts peeing all over the dance floor of a club before going to the lady’s room and spraying her hooch with perfume before anyone can figure out it was her. The females in the trailer park will often mark its territory with a stream of urine. These tell-tale markings can frequently be found in bars, clubs, liquor stores, sex shops and abortion clinics–the hot spots during mating season.

Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 5), Full Episodes

How desperate is Demi Moore?

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:35:00 +0000

It’s no fun being Demi Moore right now. Her worst nightmare has become reality: being splashed all over magazine covers for a public meltdown.

Let’s review the facts, shall we. Would be incredibly embarrassing to anyone (except people in Hollywood) facts. If the reports are to be believed, Moore has the same drugs of choice — Red Bull, whippits, spice? — as the 12-year-olds behind the local Circle K. She hits on Zac Efron and Victoria Justice’s boyfriend like an insecure school girl. She’s into Kabbalah. Post ridiculous pictures on twitter. Let's no forget she was married to Ashton Kutcher for six years. “Embarrassed” is not a word in Demi Moore’s vocabulary. Not to mention...Zac Efron has been horrified that an anorexic old ass cougar has been prowling his premises, snorting his entire spice rack, and smearing her “witches’ butter” on his furniture.

Madonna: 'Lady Gaga's No Brick Shithouse like Britney Spears'

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:09:00 +0000

Madonna is usually quite the pretentious cunt, but I have to say, if I were her, I would be would be pretty pissed if someone referred to me as the “Lady Gaga of the 80′s.” More like Lady Gaga is the “Madonna of the 2000′s.” Madonna is in The Advocate reluctantly answering questions about Lady GaGa:

Recently Time magazine referred to Madonna as “the Lady Gaga of the ’80s.” When I ask about this, a bit of a chill sweeps over the room.

“I have no thoughts,” she says. “What’s the question?” So I ask it a different way: What do you think of how Gaga connects with her fans, and is it parallel to the relationship you had with gay fans early on?

Madonna pauses for a moment, composing herself. “It seems genuine,” she says, also seeming genuine. “It seems natural, and I can see why she has a young gay following. I can see that they connect to her kind of not fitting into the conventional norm. I mean, she’s not Britney Spears. She’s not built like a brick shithouse. She seems to have had a challenging upbringing, and so I can see where she would also have that kind of connection, a symbiotic relationship with gay men.”

There's nothing insulting about her comments about Britney and Gaga. I love how she calls Spears a “Brick Shithouse.” That’s classy. REAL classy…. but in reality being called a "shit brickhouse" is a way to describe a really physically fit and built man or woman. Has no one heard the song? She's basically saying she is not conventionally beautiful like Britney is and that the way Gaga presents herself is not necessarily going to be according to social gender norms. She is saying she has attracted a gay following because she is not conventional and operates outside of social norms much like the gay community does.

Demi Lovato and AJ McLean Poses For Tyler Shields Shoot (PHOTOS)

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:03:00 +0000

Demi Lovato may only be 19 years old, but she has one hell of a sexy pose. The “Skyscraper” singer showed off her gorgeous photos that were captured by celebrity photographer Tyler Shields. Recently, the photographer also snapped pics of Backstreet Boy‘s AJ McLean sporting a black dress and matching heels - Now That's Trailer!

Playmate Topless Beach Photos

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:28:00 +0000

With a real-life stripper name, Rainy Day Jordan, it's no wonder she was this past December's Playmate of the Month, and to spice things up in Miami Beach she had no trouble dropping the bikini top. Thank you Rainy for putting some sunshine in our lives.

source: Egotastic!

Taylor Momsen Gets Provocative For FHM

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:01:00 +0000

Taylor Momsen who has been trying to sell this underage slutty rocker image for some time now, is now officially ready to start stripping her clothes for photographers...legally. The ex-gossip girl gets all kinky during an FHM shoot with pornstar Jenna Haze, as the both play with each-other half-naked.

Do *you* like walks in the rain and gloom and have a bad attitude? You’re in. Keep reading…

“I don’t like guys who overdress. And I don’t like guys who try too hard. My biggest thing is be yourself. Be yourself and if people don’t like you, then they can suck a d*ck.” Err, okay…

“If they don’t like you, then they’re not the type of person you should be around. I don’t like people who pretend to be something to fit into a certain crowd or guys who pay more attention to how they look than you do – that’s not a good thing.”

This month's FHM magazine is on sale now. Be sure to check out the full behind the scenes video from Taylor's shoot.)

source: Egotastic!

Kim Kardashian Found Jesus

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

This is just what religion needs...Kim Kardashian starting a bible study (rejoice!) In hindsight Kim spends a lot of time on her knees and i’m sure she screams..OH GOD, OH GOD many nights during the week, so why not? Truth be told a couple of commandments in she’s going to realize this is not for her.

Shortly before tweeting photos of her giant breasts in a bikini, Kim Kardashian apparently decided to trick everyone into believing she’s really a deeply religious person with strong moral convictions:

I want to start a bible study group with my friends!

Bullshit!!

Celine Dion Cellulite

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:47:00 +0000

If I’m looking at this picture correctly, the new Sex in the City movie is a musical? Now Celine Dion needs to, I dunno, stand next to Sarah Jessica Parker to distract people from EVERYTHING.

Topless Protesters

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:33:00 +0000

Oh, how political debate bores us to death, well...that was before there were three topless Ukrainian protesters. Just remember if they were clothed-we wouldn't have heard about this at all. Keep up the good work girls!

Huffington Post - DAVOS, Switzerland — Three topless Ukrainian protesters were detained Saturday while trying to break into an invitation-only gathering of international CEOs and political leaders to call attention to the needs of the world's poor. Separately, demonstrators from the Occupy movement marched to the edge of the gathering.

After a complicated journey to reach the heavily guarded Swiss resort town of Davos, the Ukrainians arrived at the entrance to the complex where the World Economic Forum takes place every year.

With temperatures around freezing in the snow-filled town, they took off their tops and tried to climb a fence before being detained. "Crisis! Made in Davos," read one message painted across a protester's torso, while others held banners that said "Poor, because of you" and "Gangsters party in Davos."

Davos police spokesman Thomas Hobi said the three women were taken to the police station and told that they weren't allowed to demonstrate. He said they would be released later Saturday.

The activists are from the group Femen, which has become popular in Ukraine for staging small, half-naked protests to highlight a range of issues including oppression of political opposition. They have also conducted protests in some other countries.

"We came here to Switzerland to Davos to explain the position of all poor people of the world, to explain that we are poor because of these rich people who now sit in the building," said Inna Schewcenko.

Protesters from the Occupy movement that started with opposition to practices on Wall Street held a separate demonstration in Davos on Saturday. A small group of protesters are camped in igloos in Davos to call for more help for the needy.

About 40 Occupy protesters gathered in front of the town hall. Some held placards with slogans such as "If voting would change anything, it would be illegal" and "Don't let them decide for you, Occupy WEF."

They then marched toward the forum, prompting about a dozen police officers to hastily erect a mobile barrier as Saturday shoppers looked on with bemusement.

The demonstrators chanted anti-capitalist slogans, remaining about 100 feet (30 meters) from police lines.

One member of the Occupy camp was invited to speak at a special event outside the forum on Friday night to discuss the future of capitalism; British opposition leader Ed Miliband was also speaking.

Soon after the panel discussion began, some activists in the audience jumped up and started chanting slogans, and the protester panelist walked off the stage.

Other members of the audience told the activists to "shut up" and arguments disrupted the panel for about 20 minutes. The discussion then resumed, without the Occupy panelist.

Now this is a protest that I could really get behind.

Pictures: Egotastic!

Christina Aguilera Period Nightmare

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:17:00 +0000

This is a Class A fashion disaster no matter what it is running down Christina Aguilera leg. At first glance it does look like a period nightmare, but when you look at the full sized photo it could be a cheap self tanner. Though, as a woman, even if it’s NOT the horrible period nightmare, the fact that some people might think it is would be horrifically embarrassing. This girl just can't catch a break.

Whitney Port Bikini Nipple Slip

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:34:00 +0000

Whitney Port bikini fleshed-toned nipple slip went down in Miami. And, let's be honest, as uninteresting as Whitney Port may be, there's always someone who wants to see her boobs.

source: Egotastic!

Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Licked a Penis Cake

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:07:00 +0000

Here are the photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday on Saturday where she apparently got underage shit-faced drunk and went down on a giant penis cake. What I'm taking from this is that Miley's boyfriend is gay. Is that a herpes lesion on the head? I thought that a black dick cake was only for a Kardashian? Damn, this girl was under Disney for the longest time - I’d want to get shit faced too.

Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cryus See-Through Tops

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:16:00 +0000

Welcome to the battle of the see-through black tops. In today's contest we have Lindsay Lohan vs Miley Cryus, who would you rather...this or that?

American Idol 'Welcome to Hollywood to Star in a PORN!'

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:28:00 +0000

"So San Diego starts with a....(wait for it)...BUST."

First of all I'm surprised Steven Tyler didn't just said yes to see ~~less~~ more of her. You know, for entertainment purposes. That little noise Steven made when he first saw her? That's the sound of him dying a little inside because she looks so good that it hurts. Who cares if she can sing? On the bright side many women bought their way to fame with a little T&A. Such as Kim Kardashian. I'm sure Jennifer Dildo will somehow use her assets for money and fame with no regard for self-respect. Good luck, honey.

Drunken Porn Star Tori Black Arrested Over Breast Milk

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:48:00 +0000

In trailer news a drunken porn star doesn't have enough breast milk to feed her baby. Folks, it doesn't get anymore trailer trash than that! Award-winning porn star Tori Black and her baby daddy were arrested for domestic battery in Las Vegas after the couple got into a drunken brawl over their infant's baby formula. Ummmm...last time I checked you're not supposed to be drinking (or smoking.. or taking medication or doing illegal drugs) if you're breast feeding. To top things off they were in Vegas for the AVNs (where she was a nominee) and she didn't even win.

TMZ: Officers responded to a domestic dispute call at Tori's Hard Rock Hotel room early Friday morning. According to the police report, Tori -- real name Michelle Chapman -- told cops she had been drinking before she got back to the room where her fiance, Lyndell Anderson, and their 5-month old son were waiting.

The report states Tori and Lyndell started arguing because, as Tori told police ... Lyndell didn't have "enough breast milk" to feed the baby.

The two-time AVN Performer of the Year then claims Lyndell called her an "unfit mother" ... and that's when things got physical. In the report, police say Tori admitting punching Lyndell in the back of the head, but also claimed he shoved her into a wall.

According to the report, police reviewed the hotel security tape of the hallway outside the couple's room and saw Lyndell push Tori "with such violent force that she flies across the hall." Police say she had bruises on her arms.

Lyndell and Tori were both arrested and booked for domestic battery.

Rihanna Shows off Ass in Thong Bikini

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:17:00 +0000

The 23-year-old “S&M” star Rihanna is looking trailer hot on a long board wearing a thong bikini - no doubt.

Courtney Stodden is Jogging in Stripper Heels

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:58:00 +0000

Just when you thought it wasn't possible for chicks to be douchebags, these pictures of Courtney Stodden appear. Where shall we start? The ugly quadrupedal dog, the pink dye job, the absurd bipedal blond, the out of shape bodyguard, and last but not least the absurdity of jogging in stripper heals. Who in the f*ck jogs in stripper heels? Who is this bodyguard protecting her from...a kid on a tricycle? And stop, begging PETA to shoot you naked...I know billboards of you naked would be cool, but your not even 18 years old.

Woman with Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:22:00 +0000

What a surprise, the porn industry wants to do some sort of freaky porn movie with the woman with two vagina's. I work my ass off to support my family, but a woman who can vaginally service two hard ****s at the same time is about to come into a shit load of money. Now that's some trailer shit.

A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vagina's may finally be able to cash in on her crotch. Hazel recently told British tabloid The Sun that she's not shy about her condition -- insisting she and her husband have shown it off at sex clubs around the U.K.

TMZ: Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch ... who heard Hazel's story ... and immediately reached out to the woman with a MASSIVE offer to film her double hoo-ha in action.

In the letter, Hirsch writes, "You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services."

So, technically, she wouldn't be cheating on her husband if she's saves a hole for him?

(CBS) Hazel Jones made headlines worldwide and raised a few eyebrows last week when she went on a British talk show to discuss her unique medical condition. Jones was born with uterus didelphys, a condition that causes her to have two separate uteruses, cervixes, and vaginas.
Jones didn't even realize the condition was unique until she was 18 and her serious boyfriend told her that something was different. Her mother and doctors hadn't noticed at birth, though once Jones began to have her period, she was faced with a new set of challenges.

She even asked one of her friends which hole to put the tampon in, causing her friend to make fun of her, thinking she was inserting it rectally, Jones said on ITV's This Morning., "I kept my mouth shut after that for quite a while," Jones said. But every time she had her period, she'd suffer terrible cramps.

"I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy," she said on This Morning. "I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs." Dr. Jill Rabin, professor of obstetrics at gynecology at Hofstra North Shore LIJ School of Medicine in New York, told HealthPop that cramps are a telltale sign of uterus didelphys, and often when girls first discover the condition.

What is uterus didelphys? Rabin said the condition is a "failure of fusion" for women. When developing in the womb, a girl's reproductive system starts with two tubes. These tubes fuse and a septum breaks down to form one uterus, one cervix, and one vagina. Hazel's septum never broke down, which gave her two of each.

Rabin says uterus didelphys isn't as rare as one would think, and estimates suggest one in 3,000 women have the condition. Rabin said that number could be even higher since many women with the condition have one vagina, and may never experience severe cramps, leaving the condition unnoticed until child birth. Women with uterus didelphys are more likely to have a breached childbirth, so a doctor may discover an extra uterus or cervix when performing a C-section.

"It's not that crazy at all, even though it sounds like a sci-fi thing," added Dr. Vincenzo Berghella, director of maternal fetal medicine at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia, to ABC News. "We see many couples, maybe one a month or more." ITV reports that by having two vaginas because her septum never disintegrated, Jones's condition may be closer to one in a million in occurrence.

The condition could also cause complications, including miscarriage, according to Rabin. Some women who have two cervixes may develop cramps when the uterus fills up with blood - like a balloon - requiring a medical procedure to drain the blood. Some women with the condition may have an additional uterus that never fully developed and is like a "vestigial" horn, so it's not able to release blood at all during menstruation, causing severe pain and requiring surgery to remove it, Rabin said.
If you have the condition or are experiencing severe menstrual cramps, see a doctor. Rabin says there are a lot of doctors who are used to seeing women with these differences, and can help care for them. Says Rabin, "If you are someone with this, you're far from alone."

I had to laugh when she recounted asking her friend about using tampons - "which hole do you put it in?" If she doesn't take the porn offer there's always Maxi Pad commercials in her future "When a tampon just wont do, only Maxi Pad can handle the big spills. . . from both holes"

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Boobs Wearing a See-Through Top!

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:06:00 +0000

That Miley Cryus is such a tease, she always wearing see-through tops and having 'accidental' wardrobe malfunctions. She does definitely leaves me wanting more. I think it's fair to say Miley was simply proving she has a nick rack, why else would she wear that top? Thanks Miley...for giving people all around the world a very clear idea of what you look like topless.

source: Egotastic!

Snooki Looks Less Like a Hooker Without Makeup

noreply@blogger.com (Lon Farron) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:53:00 +0000

I'm so confused right now. Here’s Snooki without makeup in a photo posted to Twitter and, yes, it's amazing what a wash cloth can do. Snooki actually looks great without a pound of makeup, but we still appreciate and respect the trashy Snooki. For famewhores, this stupid duckface appears to be a trademark – like breathing, for most people.

Now That's Trailer - Trashy Celebrity Gossip

Jordan Carver Bites a Weenie

Lindsay Lohan is Provocative

Courtney Stodden’s Slutty Valentine’s Day

Scarlett Johansson Cellulite Bikini Body

Coco Twitpics Herself Naked With Her Nephew

Snooki What Smells like Pee, Perfume, and Stank?

How desperate is Demi Moore?

Madonna: 'Lady Gaga's No Brick Shithouse like Britney Spears'

Demi Lovato and AJ McLean Poses For Tyler Shields Shoot (PHOTOS)

Playmate Topless Beach Photos

Taylor Momsen Gets Provocative For FHM

Kim Kardashian Found Jesus

Celine Dion Cellulite

Topless Protesters

Christina Aguilera Period Nightmare

Whitney Port Bikini Nipple Slip

Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Licked a Penis Cake

Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cryus See-Through Tops

American Idol 'Welcome to Hollywood to Star in a PORN!'

Drunken Porn Star Tori Black Arrested Over Breast Milk

Rihanna Shows off Ass in Thong Bikini

Courtney Stodden is Jogging in Stripper Heels

Woman with Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Boobs Wearing a See-Through Top!

Snooki Looks Less Like a Hooker Without Makeup

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