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Spaceballs (1987)

2013-03-22T21:54:00.001-07:00

A space bum helps rescue a princess from an evil overlord with the help of a benevolent elder in this Star Wars send-up written and directed by Mel Brooks. Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog co-pilot, Barf the Mawg (John Candy), are content to scour the galaxy living the easy life. But they reluctantly come to the rescue when Druish Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) is threatened by the evil Lord Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis), who wants to steal all of the air from her planet, Druidia. Trapped on a harsh desert world with Vespa and her robot chaperone, Dot Matrix (voice of Joan Rivers), Lone Starr and Barf are helpless to prevent Helmet from kidnapping the girl. But assistance arrives in the form of Yogurt (Brooks), a wizard who turns Lone Starr on to a mysterious power known as The Schwartz. Catching up with Helmet just as he's transforming his spaceship into a giant vacuum cleaner in orbit around Druidia, the reluctant heroes stage a dramatic showdown. Although it borrows most of its plot from the Star Wars series, Spaceballs also pokes fun at Star Trek, Snow White, and Planet of the Apes -- as well as the entire videocassette and movie marketing industries. The large supporting cast includes Dick Van Patten, Jim J. Bullock, and the voice of Dom DeLuise. John Hurt makes a cameo in a parody of the exploding chest scene he played in Alien.
My Thoughts - Amazing! I just can't believe that they made this in 1987!!! Really Funny, take my word for it.
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Pocket Tanks Deluxe (PC)

2013-03-22T10:08:00.003-07:00

Pocket Tanks is a 1-2 player computer game for Windows and Mac OS X, and more recently, the iPhone,created by Blitwise Productions, developer of Super DX-Ball and Neon Wars. Adapted from Michael Welch's earlier Amiga game Scorched Tanks, this newer version features modified physics, dozens of weapons ranging from simple explosive shells to homing missiles, and the ability to move the tank. It supports several expansion packs. At the moment, players can have up to 295 different weapons total. Pocket Tanks is often abbreviated as PTanks, or simply as PT.

The point of the game is to use various weapons, which come in various packs, to attack the other player's tank. Each hit scores a certain amount of points, which varies based on the weapon and proximity. At the end of 10 volleys, the player with the highest points wins.

The game features a fully destructible environment, which allows player to put themselves on pedestals, in tunnels, or bunkers, allowing for the probability of strategic play.
PS - Thanks for requesting Gaurish

Mirrors (2008)

2013-03-22T09:58:00.000-07:00

Kiefer Sutherland stars as an NYPD detective-turned-security guard who discovers something sinister lurking in the mirrors of a fire-damaged department store in Haute Tension writer/director Alexandre Aja's menacing study in the origins of evil. It's been just about a year since mercurial police detective Ben Carson (Sutherland) was suspended from the NYPD for the fatal shooting of an undercover officer, and ever since that fateful day he's been locked in a self-destructive spiral of anger and alcoholism. Increasingly isolated from his wife and kids, Ben spends most nights crashed-out at his sister Angela's (Amy Smart) apartment in Queens. But Ben hasn't given up hope just yet, and in order to get his life back together and prove that he's still capable of supporting his family he takes a job as the night watchman at the Mayflower department store. The Mayflower used to be a lavish symbol of inner-city prosperity, that is, until a raging inferno gutted the building while claiming numerous lives in the process. These days, the Mayflower is a scorched reminder of human misery, the ornate mirrors therein reflecting a suffering so profound that it begins to wear on Ben's already-fragile psyche. Not only that, but whatever force dwells behind the shimmering glass seems to have gained the power to alter reality as well.After Ben gazes into the mirrors and sees a vision of himself being relentlessly tortured, he is horrified to experience violent convulsions, spontaneous bleeding, and frightening asphyxiation. And while his sister is always willing to lend a sympathetic ear, she chalks the anomalies up to an unusually potent mix of stress and anxiety. Unfortunately for Ben, his estranged wife, Amy (Paula Patton), isn't nearly as forgiving. A prosaic NYPD medical examiner who has seen her fair share of tragedy, Amy fears that Ben's erratic behavior could be placing their children in danger. Later, as Ben begins to draw connections between his increasingly gruesome visions and a former Mayflower security guard who vanished without a trace, he begins to suspect that an unimaginable evil is using the mirrors as a gateway into the real world, and that his family is in mortal danger from forces beyond their realm of understanding. Perhaps if he Ben can manage to convince Amy that their children's lives are at risk, he can summon the courage to face the greatest evil he has ever known. My Thoughts - Never seen it :P
PS-Thanks for requesting Shy Gal

Assassin's Creed 3 (PC)

2013-03-22T09:37:00.001-07:00

Assassin's Creed III is a 2012 action-adventure video game developed by Ubisoft Montreal and published by Ubisoft. It is the fifth major installment in the Assassin's Creed series, and a direct sequel to 2011's Assassin's Creed: Revelations. The plot is set in a fictional history of real world events and follows the centuries old struggle between the Assassins, who fight for free will, and the Templars, who desire control over mankind. The framing story is set in the 21st century and features series protagonist Desmond Miles who, with the aid of a machine known as the Animus, relives the memories of his ancestors to find a way to avert the 2012 apocalypse. The story proper is set in the 18th century, before, during and after the American Revolution from 1753 to 1783, and follows Desmond's half-English, half-Mohawk ancestor, Ratonhnhaké:ton, also known as Connor, as he fights the Templars' attempts to gain control of the newly forming nation.

PS- Thanks for requesting Shy Gal
PPS- The file is an .iso file, so you need an software such as DAEMON Tools to make your computer think that the file is a disc.
My Thoughts - Bloody, Gory, and I think the 3rd best in the series.

Ted (2012)

2013-03-22T01:50:00.005-07:00

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and has refused to leave his side ever since.
My Personal Review - Fricking Hull-arious. Don't forget to watch alone (18+)

PS- Thanks for requesting, Ted.

Spiderman (2002)

2012-09-15T09:52:00.000-07:00

After incorporating elements of comic book style and design into many of his films, director Sam Raimi helms this straight-ahead, big-budget comic book adaptation, which also marks acclaimed young actor Tobey Maguire's first dip into live-action blockbuster filmmaking. Spider-Man follows the template of the original Stan Lee/Steve Ditko source material, with hero Peter Parker an orphaned, intellectual teen loner living in Queens with his aunt (Rosemary Harris) and uncle (Cliff Robertson), and dreaming of the girl next door, Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst). On a field trip to a Columbia University lab, Peter is bitten by a genetically altered spider and overnight he gains superhuman strength, agility, and perception. At first, Peter uses his powers for material gain, winning a wrestling match with a purportedly lucrative prize. But when Peter apathetically fails to stop a burglar from robbing the wrestling arena, a tragedy follows that compels him to devote his powers to fighting crime -- as the superhero Spider-Man. When he's not busy fighting crime in a spider suit, Peter moves into an apartment with his best friend, Harry (James Franco), and begins work as a photographer at the Daily Bugle. Meanwhile, his do-gooder alter ego finds a nemesis in the form of the Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe), a super-powered, megalomaniacal villain who happens to be the alter ego of Harry's father, weapons-manufacturing mogul Norman Osborn. Spider-Man was written by the prolific blockbuster scribe David Koepp. "I've seen it, and I think I personally like it better than "The Amazing Spiderman" mainly because He can shoot his webs straight from his hands :P" --> (Mamma) MIA!!

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Journey 2 The Mysterious Island (2012)

2012-08-30T09:03:00.001-07:00

In this follow-up to the 2008 worldwide hit Journey to the Center of the Earth, the new 3D family adventure Journey 2: The Mysterious Island begins when young Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson, reprising his role from the first film) receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist. It's a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather, Hank (Dwayne Johnson), joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter (Vanessa Hudgens), they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.
"HILLARIOUS!"-->You know who

PS-Thanks for requesting.. "amu"! hahahahahaha! lol XD
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Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)

2012-08-30T08:50:00.003-07:00

This is not just another mission. The IMF is shut down when it's implicated in a global terrorist bombing plot. Ghost Protocol is initiated and Ethan Hunt and his rogue new team must go undercover to clear their organization's name. No help, no contact, off the grid. You have never seen a mission grittier and more intense than this. "Seen it, its really funny (in sarcasm mostly) and really interesting."
->Maisaelf

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Angels And Demons (E-Book)

2012-08-30T08:35:00.002-07:00

This is the online pdf link: http://www.google.co.in/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CCcQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnomius.ath.cx%2FOthers%2FDan%2520Brown%2520-%2520Angels%2520And%2520Demons.pdf&ei=ZYU_UPrrJYn5rQedjYFg&usg=AFQjCNFrNyS6UqyNnk48g7eM7jV_U7Wbtw

Just click Ctrl+S to save it.
PS-Thanks for requesting, Firedrake
PPS-Im sorry, but I couldn't find The Lost Symbol. :P

Battleship (2012)

2012-08-30T08:21:00.002-07:00

Peter Berg produces and directs Battleship, an epic-scaled action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Inspired by Hasbro's classic naval combat game, Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch as Lt. Alex Hopper, a Naval officer assigned to the USS John Paul Jones; Brooklyn Decker as Sam Shane, a physical therapist and Hopper's fiancée; Alexander Skarsgård as Hopper's older brother, Stone, Commanding Officer of the USS Sampson; Rihanna as Petty Officer Raikes, Hopper's crewmate and a weapons specialist on the USS John Paul Jones; and international superstar Liam Neeson as Hopper and Stone's superior (and Sam's father), Admiral Shane. "I have seen just a few minutes, but i think it's interesting"-->Meeeeee :D
PS-Thanks for requesting SoulReaper1173.

Follow And Please (If You Please) Advertise

2012-08-13T09:29:00.001-07:00

Please follow my site using your Google© Account if you want links up faster :) Also, don't act like this site is only for you to know about because thats exactly what I don't want -_- Please tell all your friends about this website so there can be more requests for me (ergo) more links for you! Thanks for co-operating! (And pls request :P)

PS-If you want to know how I did the "©" symbol, go to http://www.electrictoolbox.com/tm-symbol-html/ .
PPS-And Please (If You Please) hahahahaha lol XD

-->Hellboy

The Avengers (2012)

2012-08-13T09:19:00.000-07:00

Marvel Studios presents Marvel's The Avengers-the Super Hero team up of a lifetime, featuring iconic Marvel Super Heroes Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow. When an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security, Nick Fury, Director of the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D., finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. Spanning the globe, a daring recruitment effort begins. I've seen it, it's really funny and it won't let you stop laughing. :D

PS-Thanks for requesting "Dranet valandamir"
PPS-I changed the link to Blu-Ray now.

Pirates Of The Caribbean - The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

2012-08-06T08:56:00.000-07:00

Summary-When Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), the daughter of Governor Swann (Jonathan Pryce) is kidnapped by a group of pirates led by Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) and taken aboard their ship, The Black Pearl, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), the young man who loves Elizabeth despite the fact that she is promised to another, sets out to rescue her. But he can't do it alone, so he enlists the help of swashbuckling ship captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp). Together the two chase after The Black Pearl, but they soon discover that the captain and crew aren't your average pirates. Cursed to remain between the living and the dead, Barbossa and his men look like skeletons when basked in the moonlight. When it is revealed that the only thing that can break the curse is Elizabeth's blood, Jack and Will are faced with a race against time and a battle against the undead to save the Governor's daughter.

As all other Pirates Of The Caribbean Movies, this movie is very funny and has many action scenes.

PS-Thank you for requesting Firedrake. :D

Request - Don't be shy

2012-08-04T06:58:00.001-07:00

Please for heaven's sake just request for what you want on my "Request Here" page! If you people cannot find the page link, here it is: http://www.gam-r.blogspot.in/p/blog-page.html Now, please just do it! I'll get anything you ask for which is within my grasp.
Thanks,
-->Hellboy

CCleaner

2012-06-27T06:36:00.000-07:00

It helps you make your computer faster! It helps delete unnecessary files! Its.................... CCleaner!
CCleaner is.. well, it makes your computer go faster so you don't really care do you? But, very well - More Info: http://www.piriform.com/CCLEANER "In my experience, whenever I introduce CCleaner to a friend, the first time he uses it, it always deletes more then 1GB of unnecessary files!!" >Moi
Download Now:-
Windows-http://www.piriform.com/ccleaner/download
Mac-http://www.piriform.com/mac/ccleaner
Sorry no Linux :p
Well, what are you witing for? Speed up your computer now!!

P.S-I'm not really french, I just like saying Moi :D

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)

2012-06-17T01:25:00.002-07:00

Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.) has always been the smartest man in the room...until now. There is a new criminal mastermind at large-Professor Moriarty (Jared Harris)-and not only is he Holmes' intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil, coupled with a complete lack of conscience, may actually give him an advantage over the renowned detective. When the Crown Prince of Austria is found dead, the evidence, as construed by Inspector Lestrade (Eddie Marsan), points to suicide. But Sherlock Holmes deduces that the prince has been the victim of murder-a murder that is only one piece of a larger and much more portentous puzzle, designed by Professor Moriarty. The cunning Moriarty is always one step ahead of Holmes as he spins a web of death and destruction-all part of a greater plan that, if he succeeds, will change the course of history.

I'm Back!

2012-06-17T01:08:00.001-07:00

I Apologize for not posting anything for a few months now, but where i am, all torrent sites got banned so
I had a big problem in finding torrent links, and since I only put up funny stuff when I don't know what to post, I just stopped posting anything.Well it's good to be back and from now on, new links every monday,
wednesday, friday, and sunday. Please follow and request as you wish :D
-->Hellboy

Mozart Dubstep

2012-03-15T08:07:00.003-07:00

Racist Eggs

2012-03-15T07:56:00.003-07:00

Tastes Like Turkey

2012-03-15T07:55:00.001-07:00

Breath-Holding World Record

2011-10-28T06:45:00.000-07:00

HE'S RIGHT! HE JUST KEEPS ON HOLDING HIS BREATH!!

Hangman

2011-10-28T06:42:00.000-07:00

*irony in the air*

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

2011-10-28T05:50:00.000-07:00

In Kung Fu Panda 2, Po is now living his dream as The Dragon Warrior, protecting the Valley of Peace alongside his friends and fellow kung fu masters, The Furious Five. But Po's new life of awesomeness is threatened by the emergence of a formidable villain, who plans to use a secret, unstoppable weapon to conquer China and destroy kung fu. Po must look to his past and uncover the secrets of his mysterious origins; only then will he be able to unlock the strength he needs to succeed.

Height

2011-10-28T05:23:00.000-07:00

Now That's Just Cruel.

Cars 2 (2011)

2011-10-28T05:00:00.000-07:00

Star racecar Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and the incomparable tow truck Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) take their friendship to exciting new places in Cars 2 when they head overseas to compete in the first-ever World Grand Prix to determine the world's fastest car. But the road to the championship is filled with plenty of potholes, detours and hilarious surprises when Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage. Mater finds himself torn between assisting Lightning McQueen in the high-profile race and towing the line in a top-secret mission orchestrated by master British super spy Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) and the stunning spy-in-training Holley Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer)