Don E. Chute

THE MAYANS AND 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:50:00 +0000

You know I am getting a little puffed about all this 2012 crud and the Mayans....Why put so much stock into a people that couldn't even figure how to poop in a inside toilet?

The folks that have encumbered themselves into this 2012 Apocalypse are just a little far into there bag of Gangs. So let's take a little sojourner into the first few says of 2012...

The Mayans disappeared from the face of the earth without indoor plumbing, and now we are supposed to believe these outdoor pooper scoopers are to lead our lives....BS!

In the Political ream...My Man Herman Cain folded like a used Turkey, and thank G
OD Michelle Bachman did the same. Now if we could just get Rick Perry gettin back to shootin wild game in Texas we would be back to all square (minus Obamas puppet Huntsman).

Newt (angry Newt) is the real deal...He engineered the destruction o f the DDD party after 60 years of rule...He engineered the Contract of America (YEA). We are not electing a President as Saint, we are electing a person as CEO of America.

Mitt is a tool he is just playin it safe because he figures every LOSER needs his place.

I'm not going to mess with Santurum now because he has a special relationship with GOD and I am not willin' to screw with that....Ron Paul is just half part genus and half part nuts...

Screw the Mayans...go out and live a little...

WRITERS BLOCK DUX AND OTHER JUNK FROM THE BLOWN FUSE

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:01:00 +0000

Yeppers it happened again...Writer Constipation...Didn't have the stamanation, or motivation to sit in front of the flat screen and type out the mumbo-jumbo.

It's been 2 weeks since my last post promising that I was going to post at least thrice weekly...Oops.

Well let me see what I can drainO out of the Blown Fuse...

So how did you folks like last Monday nights premier episode of One and a half Men? Personally, aside from the Cameo appearances of most of all of Charlies women at the Funeral, and 'Darhma and Greg' at the Open House I thought it was as predicted in previous posts [look em up if not intuit ], One of the most watched sit-coms in history, with about 28 zillion people watching. I still predict that it will shine for about 2-1/2 episodes...then SPLAT...

The famed Charlie Replacement who's best work has been Punk'd, Demi's Husband...AK, was a regurgitated billionaire tech wiz version of 'Kelso' on that 70's Show. 'Alan' was Alan and 'Half Kid' is now just a surly teenager.

As my Dad usta' say..."We will see what we will see"...

I have been soooo out of it, I'm not really sure whats trending...lessee...

Hot Topics per Alexa at 9.25 pm Sunday...

Hot Topics

Jennifer Aniston is HOTHotHOt
Who the hell is Jeffrey Jethro Pettigrew ?
What the hell is Terra Nova ?
The Weather Is Here I wish You Were Beautiful [thanks JB]
Yes we know your mail is hot...I like gmail better.
Who the hell is Victor Cruz ?
I know Deion [one toe] Sanders...King of Direct TV Ads.
MapQuest...come on get your bearings...what did folks do before GPS ?
Facebook is really sucking right now...I can't navigate.
WTF is Droid Bionic ?
Sarah Smile...
Buffalo Bills beat my RAIDERS last week and I hated them, they beat the Patriots this week and I LOVE EM' :)
The World Market...? Where's the BEEF ?
Just keep it in the air...and don't keep me on the runway without a drink.
TV should never be free...unless you have a old pair of rabbit ears.
I would love to Occupy Wall Street...but I would never leave Florida.
Michael Vick is still a dog mauling DICK.
See #14
Kobe Bryant is the heir to Michael Jorden...
Google Maps are sooooo cool, but see #8

Badee-badee-badee that's all folks...I have to cool the fuse...I'm Running On Empty...

LIFE AFTER THE BREAKATION

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:09:00 +0000

Have you ever experienced life after a Breakation ? No not a Vacation...not a Sabbatical...but a break from what was a non income producing Vocation, like blogging ?

Some have, but some have not...

IT'S CALLED WRITERS BLOCK !?

You have a lot to say...but you just don't know how to say it, in words, to ya' all.

I could go on an on of what's been goin' on with me the last few months, but that would not do it justice in a blog. Nor would I want it to do justice to air the laundry [feweee].

I would just as well dispel all that crap and flush it down the terlit than to have me regurgitate it for you all.

So what I'm telling you now is that I'm trying to summin the Blown Fuse Mind into something that ya-all will enjoy reading again [since my url hits have it the basement].

This is for Sunday The start of the real Football Season...I will hope to continue at least 3-4 posts a week to keep you all entertained.

GO OAKLAND RAIDERS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL !!!

My laps has been both unavoidable and avoided, and for that I am sorry for all of you who have been touching base, with a batter striking out at the plate...

Buy another ticket to the game my folks, and I swear it won't be soooooborin'.

DON E's BREAKATION

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 12:36:00 +0000

The 1st thing I did was, I moved...For the last 8 years I thought I was DEAD and was spending time in Purgatory...

Now I am still DEAD, but I am livin in Heaven...

I now live in the Sailfish capitol of the world...Stuart, Florida.... and I live ALONE.

Now don't get me wrong on this Labour Day, Commie Holiday. I am livin life large...I take my morning walks, and talk to the dogs...and people too...Every Morining is Breathtakin...and I prey each and every day that I am nolonger in Purgurtory, but in deed in Heaven.

Please com join me on my next foray into my Blown Fuse Mind, you will not be dissapointed.

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 23:59:00 +0000

Don E Is Back...From a long Breakation. A all new post will appear on Monday [Commie Labour Day], out lining what Don E did on his Breakation.

From then on it will be Hump Day on Wednesday, and who knows what the Blown Fuse will ignite from then on...

To all who are still around...God Bless ya'...Tell your friends and enemies...I'm Back [again].

Happy Commie Labour Day...have a drink on me !

ALL ABOARD THE CAIN TRAIN 8.8.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:01:00 +0000

If You Like...Please Share With Your Friends...

IT'S SATURDAY IN AMERICA 8.6.2k11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 10:16:00 +0000

FROLICKING FRIDAY 8.5.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 10:18:00 +0000

The funny lady herself...

HUMP DAY 8.3.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:02:00 +0000

This is from the brand new OH SHIT! File...

Damn-crap-sonofagun...This is what happens when you pay more attention to Politics and Cat's...

TRACK MAP...

That big frickin dot in the Southeast point is Lake Okeechobee, and I live directly EAST of that, on the Treasure Coast of Florida !! At least I'm moving to a 2nd Story unit today...So Let It Rain...

COLD: CBS will kill off, bury Sheen character...

I'm really disliking that [now] One and a Half Men creator, Chuck Lorrie. While this is not unprecedented in Hollywierd history, It is certainly killing the Goose that laid the Golden Egg. My previous prediction remains the same the first 2-1/2 episodes will be the most watched in TV Sit-Com history...Then Splat!...

Would this be called...putting your money where your mouth is?...or...putting your mouth where your money is?...or...don't fill your ink in the company well?...once again I'm looking at these cards blind...

DUNKIN DONUTS Worker Arrested For Selling Sex In Parking Lot...

Police say 29-year-old Melissa Redmond, of nearby Mine Hill, was arrested for selling sexwhile working late night shifts at the store after soliciting sex from a undercover officer.

Police Det. Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said Redmond would go out to cars in the parking lot and spend 15 to 20 minutes in the vehicles.

“Whatever sexual act you want, there was a price for it,” says Schwarzmann.

BUMPY RIDE 8.1.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:34:00 +0000

A View From Above...Our Collective Toilet...

FROLICKING (oops) FRIDAY 7.29.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 03:51:00 +0000

There was this Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son...

Then there was this Redd Foxx of Stand-Up...

HUMP DAY 7.27.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 09:26:00 +0000

This From the 'WTF' file...
Atheists sue to block cross from Trade Center memorial...

"The WTC cross has become a Christian icon," said Dave Silverman, president of the atheist group. "It has been blessed by so-called holy men and presented as a reminder that their god, who couldn't be bothered to stop the Muslim terrorists or prevent 3,000 people from being killed in his name, cared only enough to bestow upon us some rubble that resembles a cross. It's a truly ridiculous assertion."

The 'truly ridiculous' ASSertation is that there are ridiculous Asses, that can be ridiculous...But in the land of Freedom of Speech, I can say WTF and FU! I know, not very Christian, but WTF...

Continuing with WTF...

HOMELESS WOMAN CHARGED FOR ASSAULT WITH BRATWURST...

Now let me tell ya' I'm entering into this...blind...I have not yet read the article, but I will use my Blown Fuse Mind to foretell what this may be about...

She didn't know what she was doing...she was drunk...
She grabbed the biggest club she could find...
He Burnt it so he deserved it...
All of the above...

And Now The Envelope Please...

"Connie Jones, 63, told police that she got into a verbal argument in her home with Tajuana Banks, 31, over the childcare of her granddaughter. Jones stated that Banks regularly visits her home and tries to spark physical altercations."

Wrong on all counts...Go figure, it was girl on girl...I gotta check youtube on this one...

I'm on a roll here...More WTF...

COPS: Man attempts surgery on his hernia with butter knife...

"A 63-year-old Glendale man was in stable condition after he attempted surgery on himself with a six-inch butter knife to remove a protruding hernia from his stomach, police said Tuesday.

When police arrived at the man’s home on the 1000 block of Columbus Avenue on Sunday evening, they saw the man lying naked outside on a lounge chair with what appeared to be the handle of a knife protruding from his stomach, Sgt. Tom Lorenz of the Glendale Police Department told the Glendale News-Press."

He didn't know what He was doing...He was drunk...
He grabbed the biggest club He could find...
He Burnt it so he deserved it...
All of the above...

All Headlines Furnished By The Ubberblogger The Drudge Report

DON E's NEW DIETARY STANDARD

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 04:01:00 +0000

.............Boy I guess you haveta be wondering about this one huh? What could Don E possibly enter into the dietary world that hasn't been crossed by the likes of Jean-Michel Cohen and Dr Dukan in this quest for dietary supremacy?

How bout...

NEW YORK - We've read their books, we've followed their advice and their recipes, and we've probably seen them on television. After all, many of America's most popular diet gurus have turned themselves into globally recognized brands in their quest to make a buck by helping us lose weight.

Curious as to how these slimming superstars got their starts? Click on any diet guru in the box at left to read his or her story.

Want to track news by this author or about this industry? Forbes Attaché makes it easy. Click here.

You could do that to lose a few pounds...Or you could do this...

Don E's New Dietary Standard is....DON'T EAT A BITE UNTIL YOU POOP! That's right, don't put a bit of food [drinkie-drink is okeedoughkee] in your pie hole until you do a #2! Drop the deuce, then you can choose what to eat. Simple, right? Did this take Michele Bama to undertake a billion dollar study to figure out how to make fat kids slim? NONONO.

I'm tellin ya' if you got a problem Don E's got the solution...

Just give me a holler and ask me, cuz as I'm being told all the time..."You just think you know everything."

Yep...It's a blessing and a Curse...

ASK EL PRESIDENTE --- WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH 181 BILLION $$$

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:00:00 +0000

FROLICKING FRIDAY 7.22.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 04:01:00 +0000

HUMP DAY 7.20.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 04:26:00 +0000

This falls in the 'What a great idea' file...
KY Fair Debuts 'Casey Anthony Dunking Booth'...

"We're hoping that it's taken in a fun way so that people coming out can release some of their frustrations about what just happened in the last few months and they can show their opinion," says fair organizer Michael Kaplan."

Something tells me this carnival game is going to get lots and lots of play. I wonder if the 'most dunked' person will come away with a $million$ media deal and safe harbor in a nice tropical local In the Virgin Islands?

Tourist and Locals Gathered at the Soggy Dollar Bar

COPS: Man kills over dripping air conditioner...

CHICAGO (STMW) - A dripping window air conditioner led to the execution-style killing of a West Side man, police said Monday.

SooooooSad...No comment.

Hey dude, don't Bogart that bottle on me...

NEXT: Relaxation drinks?

Relaxation drinks help the body chill out by relieving muscle tension and reducing levels of cortisone, the main stress hormone, according to a report that Martinez wrote about the drinks earlier this year.

Headlines Furnished By Ubberblogger The Drudge Report

FROLICKING FRIDAY 7.15.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:36:00 +0000

This Icon is foremost in on my earliest memories of TV, period. Be it Movies, guest appearances on a variety of variety shows, his own TV specials, and who can't forget his Patriotic USO shows that spanned decades...

Here we have him doing a clean monologue on his buddy's Dean Martin's Variety Show. Thanks for the memories, Mr. Hope...

HUMP DAY 7.13.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 07:13:00 +0000

Here I sit so broken hearted at 2:22 a.m. not really feelin it...The headlines getting even more depressing with our El Presidente threatening to withhold 70 million checks for Military, SocSec, Disability Benefits, cause...

"I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven't resolved this issue. Because there may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it," Mr. Obama said in an interview with CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley, according to excerpts released by CBS News.

Well that's just dandy, and a big lie! as yours truly is one of those recipients...Then this headline grabbed my...well...attention!...

Wife Cuts Husband's Manhood, Throws in Garbage Disposal...

Sorry Ya-all this cuts to close to home, so here's the video...

And I have nothing further to add...

I saw this headline, and I started scratching my forehead and rubbing my eyes...'Do I even want to read this story?'...

Pair Arrested For Leaving Roosters, Hens, Pigeons, Goats, Duck Inside Sweltering Van...

All I can think of before reading the story is...'This is reallyreally gonna piss PITA off'...

MIAMI – (CBSMiami.com) – It sounded like the cries of a child coming from inside a parked van.
But Miami police say what they discovered were eight roosters, four guinea hens, four pigeons, four goats and one duck in distress inside a van left behind by two men in the parking lot of Northwest 37th Avenue and 7th Street Monday afternoon.

James Arroyo (left) and Raul Armenteros (right) face 22 counts of animal cruelty.

Now if we can just get the penis hacking women, in with a little visit to these yo-yucks, all will be right with the world...

Headlines furnished by the ubberblogger The Drudge Report

FROLICKING FRIDAY 7.8.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 05:28:00 +0000

Back when I was a little kid [longlongtimeago] there weren't a lot of female Comedians, as I can remember. However this weeks featured bit stands out in my mind. Phyllis Diller, who began her claim to fame in my Bay Area seemed to always be a variety show staple. My memories start before her appearances on Laugh In, but hearing her on the ole am radio. My folks tell me from seeing her doing live stand up in Reno/Tahoe that she was reallllly dirty! which was not her persona on TV.

And For A Little Stand-Up Click This Link

HUMP DAY 7.6.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 05:06:00 +0000

The face Of Evil.

NUFF SAID.

INDEPENDENCE DAY 2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 04:01:00 +0000

The Meaning of Independence Day is a long standing topic of discussion among my family. My very early memories involve Family, Food, Friends, Freedom and Fireworks.

That was just the beginning...

Independence Day involved my Grand Parents on my Mom's side who immigrated from Italy. This was way before illegal immigration was cool, they actually did it the right way. In fact back in those days I couldn't tell you one from another, everyone seemed united.

We were just folks...

On the 4th the Chute and Balestri clan would congregate at my Grandparent Balestri's house in the hills of Crockett, California. With a excellent view of the Carquinez Straight. This made for some great fireworks viewing at night.

The day actually began with a good ole fashioned parade through downtown Crockett. This was a parade full of civic and national pride. It had the usual contingent of School bands, Politicians, Floats, Veterans, cool cars, cute butties from 'Miss' this and that. It didn't contain protesters, angry at one thing or another, just good folk celebrating their freedom.

My Grandma Balestri was old-school in the kitchen. Everything she made from Breads to Pasta was made from scratch. I can still see her making all sorts of noodles, by hand. The courses of these meals went on forever. Nobody was on a diet that day.

As darkness fell on Crockett we would gather in the front yard, the yard with the view and watch the fireworks display happening below. I thought I was the most lucky kid in the world.

Family, Food, Friends, Freedom and Fireworks, God Bless America!

FROLICKING FRIDAY 7.1.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:02:00 +0000

You know how I feel about favorite this and favorite that, it's hard to pin me down on a 'favorite' anything. In this theme series I will go deep into my Blown Fuse to uncover my favorite Comedians from Don E's past to present.

This Friday's Comedian is the icon Bill Cosby. I was 6 when my Dad brought home Why Is There Air? To this day I can still remember my folks playing this album over and over on the old record player. They didn't think I was listening...but I was...and still do listen to Mr. Cosby.

This is a bit from his 1983 Concert Film...

HUMP DAY 6.29.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 06:32:00 +0000

So far, I'm scanning...and finding...no pervert stories...Developing...

This one however leaped out at me like...well...a dead man on a windshield...

COPS: Man hits pedestrian, keeps driving with dead victim in passenger seat...
First off I think Governor Rick Perry of Texas should let Mexico have the Houston area of Texas...lot's of the wacky and weird seem to occur there. Anywhozee...

Deputy Constable Paul Armand was making what he thought was a routine traffic stop early Tuesday morning when he pulled over a car that didn't have headlights on.

As he approached the black Mazda 626, the Precinct 8 deputy noticed the driver had blood on his face. He also saw that the front windshield was shattered and partially inside the vehicle.

The deputy constable then saw a body in the passenger seat, partially underneath the dashboard and with a severed leg.

"He (Armand) was shocked," said Precinct 8 Capt. Jason Finnen.

The driver, James John Onak, 45, told the deputy he didn't realize a dead body was in the passenger seat, Finnen said.

Police allege Onak struck 32-year-old Fadel Steadman with his car on the Gulf Freeway in southeast Houston and kept on driving for three miles while the man's body lay in his passenger seat.

Yes, James John Onak was drunk and has the 3 names required for a serial killer. Witnesses told police that Steadman was running back and forth across the freeway before being struck by Onak. Which lays to ruin the drunkin dictum that if you see 3 of something aim for the one in the middle...didn't work or did work, depending on your point of view...

Tired of going to work and being harassed, made fun of, the butt of office jokery...Well your just lucky your not this poor bastard!...

TSA screener exposed scanner cuts plea deal for beating coworker...

...taunts about penis size

During a May 2010 training session for TSA workers at the Miami airport, Negrin walked through a high-tech "whole body image" scanner. "The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,"

This poor dude shows up for work at a airport with less than a man-purse for a carry-on bag, more like a coin-purse actually! Then from then on he is made fun of...DAILY. So what does any self respecting man with a weenie pee-pee do? Damn Right, what any of us [not me] would do...He beat his biggest offending co-worker with a police baton in the airport parking lot, while demanding an apology!

Now lil wee-wee-pee-pee dude has to pay for his crime. Fines and community service await. Sometimes Lady Justice is a strange bedfellow...

Scanning...Still no pervert stories...thank God for small favors!

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A MONDAY POLITICAL INTERLUDE

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:14:00 +0000

A Monday Political Interlude from the normal Observations From This Blown Fuse. I am a Campaign Volunteer for Herman Cain President 2012. As a Florida 16th Congressional District Campaign Organizer I believe out of the GOP hopefuls, Herman Cain is the Man to beat Obama in 2012.

FRIDAY FOLLIES 6.24.2K11

noreply@blogger.com (Don E. Chute) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:18:00 +0000

Craig Ferguson the funniest late night host on TV, with video clips from his 'A Wee Bit O'Revolution Show in Boston...