Don E. Chute

WHEN ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS DIES

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:50:00 +0000

What do you do when one of your best friends dies?

I don't know...I lost both of my parents over a decade ago...and thought... I don't dwell, I think about them most days...that's what you do when you love somebody right?

I spoke with my friend on Wednesday night [late] she apologized for calling...She just bought a new house and was quizzing me on landscaping, pool stuff...

I was going to drive up to more north Florida...

To seek Florida at the start of the next month [June] to see her in her new home...

I got a call from another friend, and he told me to sit down...I was already sitting..."Bridget is Dead"...

I am still bewildered.

The best of me knows she is in a much better place, and the worst of me is in a place of pitty that I will never see, speak, play, party with Bridget again.

God Bless.

BLOGGER HAS CENSORED ME!!

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:08:00 +0000

Blogger is censoring me!! They censored my last post...I was never even full of finishing it...I called it F'ed up! They are part of a BIG BROTHER...Lie!

STOP USING BLOGGER!!!!

FUC#@ IT

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:09:00 +0000

WORDY WEDNESDAY 4.10.2013

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 06:29:00 +0000

Today's word is Callipygean...Having Well-Shaped Buttocks...

A couple of weeks ago my word was Bathykolpian...Deep-Busomed...I guess I'm having a bit of a run on body parts...since I put Buttocks right in there with legs, it's just heaven sent...

ZZ Top never recorded "Butt", but they did record "Legs"...which was probably a smart marketing move on their part...

The buttocks (singular: buttock) are two rounded portions of the anatomy, located on the posterior of the pelvic region of apes and humans, and many other bipeds or quadrupeds, and comprise a layer of fat superimposed on the gluteus maximus and gluteus medius muscles. Physiologically, the buttocks enable weight to be taken off the feet while sitting. In many cultures, they play a role in sexual attraction.^[1] Many cultures have also used them as a safe target for corporal punishment.^[2] There are several connotations of buttocks in art, fashion, culture and humor, and the English language is replete with many popular synonyms.

When you do a google search for Stories about buttocks You get all sorts of information that will guide you on your tour of the butt...one example is...

Beauty Beyond Words

For as far back as I can remember I have adored girls' butts. As far as erogenous zones go it's a fairly safe one to fetishize in that one can usually gaze and drool over a callipygian girl without her being the wiser and thus avoid...

Now this search is not for the feint of heart as some of the stories are not for consumption if you are modest and hate disgusting things...What this post is lacking is a grand finale...or simpler put...a video/song about butts...

Btw isn't LL just really...COOL on NCIS LA?

Thanks to the folks at Unusual Words for...the words

TIPSY TUESDAY 4.9.2013

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 09:22:00 +0000

It's normal for me to go on about how screwed up things are...and screwed up they are...but for today I want to alleviate this whole screwed up activism and give ya' all a clue about what is really going on in this world...

First of all we are on the eve/morn of having two great lady's pass before our eyes...Margaret Thatcher and Annette Funicello...both were responsible for changing our cultural landscape...MT for her steadfast Conservative reasoning, along with her pal Ronald Reagan...defeating the Evil Empire was no easy feat ...then well before came Annette...the Mousekateer that every pre-pubescent boy wanted to bone in the AM...Right?...

Cool Leader

Hot Babe

False Report Of Dorm Search Prompts Massive Student Alcohol Dump...

Before I even get into this story I have to admit that way back in the day...I myself participated in Alcohol Dumping...it was down my gullet non the less...

Fear and outrage quickly spread across the grounds of Thomas Jefferson’s university, where a historic bawdy drinking song includes this verse: “From Rugby Road to Vinegar Hill, we’re gonna get drunk tonight. The faculty’s afraid of us; They know we’re in the right. So fill up your cups, your loving cups, as full as full can be. And as long as love and liquor last, we’ll drink to the U of V.” Fun fact: an unofficial U-Va. mascot is the wahoo, a fish that can apparently drink twice its own weight.

Now that's just wrong to punish this bunch of crazy kids...cause we used to say..."What do you do with a drunkin' sailor..."fuckemfuckemfuckem"...and I swear we weren't even Gay!...jusreallyreallydrunk!

NASA: WE WILL NOT BE RETURNING TO THE MOON...

All in all it's just another brick in the road...

Teacher leave them kids alone...

Strip Clubs Ban GOOGLE Glasses...

Now before I even read this story I have to say...I was the master of the titty bar...I knowIknow its like barring my soul to Dr. Phil...Me and my Construction Mgr started taking the labor out for a celebration...We called it "Titty Tuesday"...well before long it became every day that ended in a YYYY!...so now to the rest of the story...

When preparing for your Las Vegas strip club romp, make sure to bring those bandz, but leave the Google Glass at home. NBC News reports that clubs are now prohibiting patrons from wearing the face computers inside, because the tiny cameras allow for covert creepshotting–a strip club no-no.

I don't know about you...but when I left a TittyBar I was usually up to my nose in tit...but it was really the cold beer and music that kept me coming back!...[note to those who embark into the titty world...when they start calling you by name...it's time to quit!]

On a Tipsy Tuesday I will leave you with a drinkin' song...Thanks to Drudge for the headlines!

A BUMPY RIDE 4.8.2013

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 06:43:00 +0000

I told ya' a couple-few years ago that it was going to be a Bumpy Ride...and I think for most of US it has been...

North Korea with their Twinkies eating...sure to use it as a defense...28 year old Dictator Kim Jung Un...who is more crazy than BatShit than his crazy predecessors is doing his best to seem Clint Eastwood tough...is really just a pudgy tormented dick-head with a inferiority complex that bests even our own Maobama's...

NKorea missile test expected this week...
May be planning to disable computer networks in USA...
Pentagon Draws Up Counterpunch...
China warns against turmoil...
Who really has the power in Pyongyang?
Kim Jong-un's AUNT 'is driving force...

With all that SheeseKaBob can the Zombie Apocalypse be very far away???

Biden calls for 'new world order'...

Okeedoughkee...now the Maobama Administration is not even bothering to hide it...what was once kook conspiracy fantasy is now becoming reality...The second dick-head in charge of our beautiful country is saying...

This is just not happening now...This has been in the work since the Woodrow Wilson Administration 100+ years ago!...They even had to change their moniker from Progressive to Liberal...Now we have emerged from Liberal Democrat's to Far Left IST'S...Socialist's...etc...

ATF Seeks 'Massive' Database of Personal Info: Assets, Relatives, Associates and More...

The ATF says they will use this system to provide information to Intelligence Analysts, Special Agents, Inspectors, Financial Investigators and Law Enforcement.
The investigative system will allow ATF to "obtain exact matches from partial source data searches such as, incomplete social security numbers, address, VIN numbers, etc."
The system will also have the ability to "link structured and unstructured data to find connection points between two or more individuals."

Weren't they already doing that?...I thought they called it "Law Enforcement"...So what's really behind this horsehockie???...

Sandy Hook gunman killed 'as act of revenge after years of bullying at school'...

Newtown killer Adam Lanza may have launched his murder spree at Sandy Hook Elementary School as an “act of revenge,” the Daily News has learned.
A close friend of Lanza’s mother told The News that the troubled boy was a target of relentless bullying when he attended the Connecticut school years ago.
“I think Adam felt betrayed by the school and this was his act of revenge,” said Marvin LaFontaine, a friend of Nancy Lanza’s.
“Nancy told me he was being picked on at school. That they were just torturing him.”

I don't know about you but I was bullied to a great extent through Elementary School...Middle School...which was more like a prison, even though I have never been in a real one...and all I thought about was...knocking the bully out and trying really really hard to get a cute skirt to really really like me!...No guns, no shoot out's motivating to kill innocents...

I JUST CAN'T LEAVE YA' ALL WITH SUCH A DOWNER OF A MONDAY SO I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH SOMETHING TO CHEER YA' UP...

Hat's off to The Drudge Report for the headlines...

WORDY WEDNESDAY 3.6.2013

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 14:26:00 +0000

Being the contradiction that I am...and since I'm trying to mozy back into this blogging realm...I'm going to buck the norm and do something that is not "Wordless Wednesday"...but "Wordy Wednesday"...

I'm going to search the 'Wordasphere' for unique and obscure words then tell a tale about em'...

I'm going to do this via the website Unusual Words...I'll pick em' at random, not the A thru Z kinda thing...

Today I will start with...Bathylolpian...which means...Deep-Bosomed...

Sooose not to offend...ya' got to just love bosoms!...while I'm really a leg man myself, ya' gotta really respect the tit...My Dad used to say..."anything more than a mouthful was a waste"...I have had em' both ways, ittiebitty tittie's and half-doam Colosseum's of mammeries ...

To tell you the God's honest truth I think women should leave em' like God gave em'...Don't add or subtract...with the ultimate exception of Kelly Ripa
who I have a crush on and could use a bigger set...Another exception is Men...Men don't need Man Boobs!...very uncitely...I must admit mine are bigger than they should be, mostly because I used to lift weights and now they have gone to flab...

For those of you that are sooooo engrossed with the Deep Bosomed you need to go no further than Amazon.com
and search for A History of The Breast by Marilyn Yalom which will highlight...

In this provocative, pioneering, and wholly engrossing cultural history, noted scholar Marilyn Yalom explores twenty-five thousand years of ideas, images, and perceptions of the female breast--in religion, psychology, politics, society, and the arts.

A fascinating, astute, and richly allusive journey from Paleolithic goddesses to modern day feminists, A History of the Breast is full of insight and surprises. As Yalom says, "I intend to make you think about women's breasts as you never have before."

Well there you have it...I think I put my money where my mouth should be...Till the next "Wordy Wednesday", I think I may look up the C's...

OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 3.4.2013

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:04:00 +0000

LordyLordy...Sooooomuch has happened since I last posted back in October...before Holloweenie...What a long strange trip it's been...

In November we reelected the Campaigner in Thief...God for the earth below my feet I still can't believe that happened!...Ohhhhhwaitaminitwaitaminut...It was the "low information voters"...Well I got news for ya'...It was the "NO information voters" that were driven to the polls by those using Obama phones...riding in Obama buses...to oust a really good and decent Mittens Romney...But as the saying goes...'You get what you paid for'...

The Holidays came and went...Turkey Day was, Chinese food delivered...Christmas was spent with family and the awesome Grandson...Jus' call me Pop's...New Year's was...2013...I hate odd years...

The 49'ers lost the Stuperbowl...Man...I can't seem to pick ANY winners anymore!...

I couldn't even watch the inauguration...Or in our case...THE CORRINATON !...doesn't Michele Bama look like she belongs in one of those Vampire movies?...SCARYSCARY!

February was...as usual...a pretty forgetful month...EXCEPT!...we were being warned of a impending DOOM!...Sequester!...sounds like some SandM kind of playtoy...I think my Mom uses to Sequester me to my room when I was being a bad boy...

Well it's March 4th and I don't think the sky has fallin', Mr. President Chickin' Little...

What do we make for the rest of the year?...Spring is not springing...It be CHILLY down here in South Florida...and I don't even own a pair of pants!

Soooooohereitis...We owe...We owe...The Politicians won't do no mo'...Off to work ye' go...we need to keep puttin' on the show...

Till the next time....Gadeegadeegadee...Good day folks!

WORKIN' HARD FOR THE WEEKEND 10.5.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 04:25:00 +0000

Hat Tip To: On This Day.com

On this day in Music...

1968 - "Magic Carpet Ride" was released by Steppenwolf.

1968 - "White Room" by Cream was released.

God Bless Rock and Roll...I Hope ya'all are Workin' Hard for the Weekend...God Bless Ya'All!

HUMP DAY 10.3.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 06:18:00 +0000

ARE YOU READY???
I know what your thinkin'...READY?...Ready for what?...Ready for breakfast...work...school...sex...MLB playoffs...???

President Barack Obama, Mitt Romney prep for University of Denver debate while running mates Paul Ryan and Vice-President Joe Biden campaign

That's right!...the 1st of 3 Presidential Debates happens tonight [9:00-10:30 EST] at the University of Denver, in Denver Colorado [for those of you who live in Rio Linda-[a Rushism]]...Moderator: Jim Lehrer (Host of NewsHour on PBS)...Romney lost the Moderator draw on this one!...It will be viewed on all TV channels with maybe the exception of Lifetime which will show a movie about a husband trying to kill his wife and TLC which will show another exciting episode of "Honey Boo-Boo"...I'm layin' my money on a Romney home-run which will expose Maobama as a Campaigner in Chief and nothing else...However the debate outcome will be judged by the now out of work replacement NFL Officials and The Lame Stream Media...soooo a Maobama victory will be proclaimed...like my Daddy used to say..."We will see, what we will see."...
Michelle O: Debates make me nervous... Denver (CNN) - Watching her husband during a presidential debate makes Michelle Obama feels like an anxious mom, the first lady confided in an exclusive interview with CNN. "I get so nervous at these debates," a laughing Obama told CNN Chief White House Correspondent Jessica Yellin. "I'm like one of those parents watching their kid on the balance beam. You're just standing there trying not to you know, have any expression at all." This is Lady Obama's 'nervous...expressionless' face...Does she look, like...nervous to you?...

Bid-dee-bid-dee-bid-dee that's all folks!...Thanks once again to the ubber blogger Mat Drudge for the headline...

ASK DON E 10.1.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 06:34:00 +0000

Question...Question...who's got the Question?

Call me the male Ann Lander's...first and foremost a Dr.Phil without the degree and pretentiousness!...A regular kinda Guy...

Please come sit and let's just talk...remember there is no such thing as a stupid question.

SILLY SUNDAY 9.30.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 04:34:00 +0000

Cartoon by: Chip Bok

The Amazing Louis C.K.

BTW...You Can Tweet Louis at

@louisck

HUMP DAY 9.26.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:05:00 +0000

Another in a long-long list of reasons to NOT vote for Maobama...

Madonna threatens to strip naked if Obama re-elected...

“You all better vote for f---ing Obama okay,” she told the crowd at Washington's Verizon center.

Later in the show, Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her pants to show she had “OBAMA” written in all capital letters across her lower back.

“When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off,” she said to cheers and whistles from the audience.

Go to link to see pic of Madonna's rear-side...it's just to nasty to show...even for this blog...

COPS: Student Suffers Alcohol Poisoning After Fraternity Hands Out Alcoholic Enemas...

This is really a horrible nightmare for the student, his family and friends...

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (CBS Atlanta) – A student from the University of Tennessee was hospitalized with alcohol poisoning after he was subjected to an alcoholic enema.

According to The Tennessean, Alexander Broughton, 20, was dropped off at the university’s medical center at around 1:30 a.m. Saturday unresponsive with a blood alcohol level greater than 0.4, which is poisonous and could be deadly.

Broughton was at a party at the Phi Kappa Alpha fraternity house when several members handed out rubber tubing to give each other alcoholic enemas,

Spring Break Bongin'

Whatever happened to beer bongs...belly shots...jello shots... tequila shooters...inverted Margarita's?...jeepers creepers kids are really [insert your own adjective here] these days...

REPORT: Players Consider Strike, Taking Knee On Every Play...

With all the horrible goings-on in the world today...Islamic terrorism...Maobama playing candidate instead of Prez...our US economic woe's...Mittens Romney not playing tuff-enough'... Government lies and cover-ups...there is one thing that stands out above all [to some]...and that is the REPLACEMENT REF'S IN NFL FOOTBALL!...there probably hasn't been a favorite team of yours that hasn't been impacted by these boobs...I mean it's like driving by a 7-11 and picking up a stranger lurking out-front to perform root canal's!...

SEATTLE, WA – SEPTEMBER 24: Wide receiver Golden Tate #81 of the Seattle Seahawks makes a catch in the end zone to defeat the Green Bay Packers on a controversial call by the officials at CenturyLink Field on September 24, 2012 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

I know that my favorite team The Oakland Raiders game against the Pittsburg Steelers [Raiders Won,yea!] was impacted in a very serious, physical way when Raider Wide Reciever, Darrius Heyward-Bey was speared head to head while attempting a catch in the end zone...watching on TV was very scary as Bey seemed not to be moving...

ALAMEDA, Calif. -- The Oakland Raiders had something more meaningful to celebrate on Monday than their first win under a new regime.

Wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey was released from the hospital a day after being knocked out by a helmet-to-helmet hit and is expected to make a full recovery.

Heyward-Bey suffered a concussion and a strained neck on the scary hit from Pittsburgh safety Ryan Mundy that stopped the game Sunday for more than 10 minutes as Heyward-Bey had to regain consciousness before being carted off the field and taken to the hospital.

THERE WAS NO PENALTY CALLED ON THE PLAY BY THE REPLACEMENT OFFICIALS! [caps and exclamation mine]...

Trivial to some, but this was a potential career/way of life ending, flagrant...on purpose...not a accident...hit that was not even validated with a penalty!...

Thanks once again to ubber-blogger Matt Drudge for the headlines!

ASK DON E 9.24.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 07:57:00 +0000

Question...Question...who's got the Question?

Ask me any question (?) and I, the wise one will answer it for you... I will take any and all questions... and even help you with the tough questions that you really-really want to ask but are afraid to spill ...

Call me the male Ann Lander's...first and foremost a Dr.Phil without the degree and pretentiousness!...A regular kinda Guy...

Please come sit and let's just talk...remember there is no such thing as a stupid question.

SILLY SUNDAY 9.23.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 04:01:00 +0000

From Google Images

Impossible to Please A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 10:45:00 +0000

Today is the last day of Summer...For some a blessing and for others a cryin' shame...Most of the US will have to start hearing from Meteorologists, things like..."wind chill"..."minus degrees Fahrenheit"..."black ice"..."snow storm"..."cold fronts"...

Gone are the...

And in come the...

Replace the...

With the...

FALL EQUINOX September 22, 10:49 A.M. EDT...SUMMER SOLSTICE June 21, 1:04 A.M. EDT...but don't get all depressed about this...

It is only 272 days from the start of Fall to the beginning of Summer 2013...Or 8 months, 30 days...

Alternative time units...

272 days can be converted to one of these units:

23,500,800 seconds
391,680 minutes
6528 hours
38 weeks (rounded down)

That is unless you live in South Florida...where it is just like this...all year round...

Ahhhhhhhh...It's gotta be 5 O'Clock Somewhere!...

HUMP DAY 9.19.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 08:56:00 +0000

Well folks, here it is again 'Hump Day' the post in which I use headlines from The Drudge Report and riff off of them with my own 'Observations from a blown fuse' mind that usually resides in my head...but you know what?...I really can't do it today...Why?...because I try to look for the unusual-freekshow-humorous...types of headlines and all I'm looking at on Drudge at about 4am eastern time is...depressing-haven't we heard this before-scary-tragic...types of headlines...

They range from...at the top of the page...Maobama parties on with Letterman, Beyonce and Jay-Z to more disasters in Afghanistan...Maobama says "I actually believe in redistribution" [of wealth]...duh...we who pay attention already knew that after the last 4 years and his now infamous "...fundamentally change The United States of America"... speech...what the hell do you think he meant by that when he said it? humm...

Gallop and Rasmussen polls show Maobama and Romney in a virtual dead-heat in the all important swing states...I say...how in the hell can this be after the last 4 years of lie's,false promises, and disapointments?...It be, because Romney was right...47% of the peeps won't vote for him because they are getting all the free stuff from Maobama...

Riots in the Mideast [no not Chicago and Iowa] are still raging...and our Embassy's are still being terrorized and our Flag stepped on and burned...because of some stupid video dissing Allah-Mohammad, whatever...the Maobama minus-administration thinks we're stupid to believe that nonsense...rioters don't bring RPG's and grenades to a "Spontaneous uprising"...all the while...Maobama parties, campaigns, and fund-raises...

Ohh and I almost forgot Kate Middleton's gorgeous ta-ta's are being shown in rag-mag's all over Europe...


Kate Middleton topless

Okeedoughkee now I have your attention!...Russianman Putin says of Mitt Romney..."at least he's direct"...which means Maobama is NOT!...The Federal Reserves, Bernanke is printing more dollars, buying our own bonds...QE3...more of the same...QE1 and QE2 failed miserably...so what do they say about insanity?...doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result...

Horror and tragedy reign...as a women's face is slashed on a DC subway...a disabled mother dies after being beaten by her own son...EVIL!...

And last but not least at the bottom of the page...

Randy Newman: 'I'm dreaming of a white president'...

Florida farmhand arrested for sex with miniature donkey...

9-year-old rapper to saggers: 'Pull Your Pants Up'...
Police: Man used dog to beat girlfriend...
Mystery Karaoke Singer Floors Entire Grocery Store with Whitney Houston Song...

Dammit...I said I wasn't going to use Drudge headlines and I ended up doin' it anyways...but wasn't I right about them being depressing-haven't we heard this before-scary-tragic...types of stories?...

Until the next time...

ASK DON E 9.17.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 06:30:00 +0000

I have a new feature, Ask Don E!

Ask me any question (?) and I, the wise one will answer it for you... I will take any and all questions, and even help you with the tough questions that you really-really want to ask...

Call me the male Ann Lander's...A Oprah wannabee...first and most of all a Dr.Phil without the degree and pretentiousness!...A regular kinda Guy...

Please come sit and let's just talk...

Come on, let the floodgates open, open yourselves to Don E

SILLY SUNDAY 9..2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 13:09:00 +0000

Natasha Henstridge

A Really Bad Day There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

HUMP DAY 9.12.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 10:01:00 +0000

In Obamanations latest 'throw Israel under the Bus moments...

White House declines Netanyahu request to meet with Obama...

The White House's response marks a new low in relations between Netanyahu and Obama, underscored by the fact that this is the first time Netanyahu will visit the U.S. as prime minister without meeting Obama; PM to meet with Clinton

This diss is the latest in a line of disse's that underscore the fact that our His Majesty Hussein is really not a friend of our long time ally. His Majesty would rather meet with third world dictators...cozy up to Putin and Russia, who he told... "once I win this pesky little election I will have more latitude to appease you." [paraphrased] ...

However in the spirit of Hollywierd and Obama's desire to appear so Glamour-ous and in...Vogue

Obama will do this...

Announces 'Letterman' Appearance...

The president will chat with the "Late Show" host during a trip to New York City next week, according to the National Journal. Letterman's nightly monologues mostly spare the president from satirical ribbing, saving his most cutting remarks for the Romneys ... or even former President George W. Bush.
The news comes on the same day Obama told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu he couldn't meet with him due to a scheduling conflict.

This makes sense since 'Letterman' is a prime foreign policy stop. Letterman has been down right nasty in his attempt at humor fired at Romney...his family...and Paul Ryan...I'm biased, but his crappy humor is not even funny!

Man Sues Doctor For Wrongly Amputating His Penis...

OuchieOuchieOuchie!...I have heard of the pre-proceedure of magic marking the arm or leg of a patient to show the surgeon what limb NOT to cut-off...but last time I checked...we Men only have one winky-dink...

Patterson, a Kentucky-based urologist, maintains he found cancer in the man’s penis during surgery and that it had to be removed. The patient claims the surgery was supposed to be a circumcision and he never authorized the amputation, nor was he given a chance to seek a second opinion.

De-penising is defiantly worth a second opinion in my opinion...

On the day of our mourning and remembrance of the 11th anniversary of 9/11...

MOB STORMS EMBASSY IN CAIRO...

TEAR DOWN AMERICAN FLAG...

BLACK FLAG RAISED...

'There is no God but Allah and Mohammad is his messenger'...

This is what happens when through a election, the people of Egypt replace mini-dictator Hosni Mubarak with Muslim Brotherhood's...Mohamed Hussein Tantawi

Oh Yeah...killing Bin Laden totally ended the fact that these people want to wipe US and all Jews off the face of the earth!

Thank you ubber-blogger Matt Drudge for the headlines!

WE SHALL NEVER FORGET

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 09:54:00 +0000

May God Bless all those who lost their lives, attempting to save the lives of others. May God Bless The Victims and May God Bless their surviving families as well.

ASK DON E 9.10.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:23:00 +0000

I have a new feature...Ask Don E...

Ask me any question (?) and I, the wise one will answer it for you... I will take any and all questions, and even help you with the tough questions that you really-really want to ask...

Call me the male Ann Lander's...A Oprah wannabee...first and most of all a Dr.Phil without the degree and pretentiousness!...A regular kinda Guy...

Please come sit and let's just talk...

Come on, let the floodgates open, open yourselves to Don E

SILLY SUNDAY 9.9.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 04:01:00 +0000

Humor is at it's best when there are slices of truth in it...

Kuddo's to Chip Bok's Bokbluster's

JUST CALL ME "POPS"

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 10:23:00 +0000

I forgot to auto-publish this on Wednesday and Dave Lucas caught me red faced. The post was originally titled, WORDLESS WEDNESDAY 9.6.2012 [I know its Thursday]. After my obvious blogging faux pau I thought of changing the title to WORDLESS THURSDAY 9.6.2012, but that would have been yet another blogging faux pau, a meme violation! So since I am The Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, I just totally retitled it "JUST CALL ME "POPS", and added words.

This photo was taken at the end of August, making Jaxon a tad over 3mos old.

My Grandson: Jaxon Lawrence Chute, Born May 23, 2012


Jaxon an Pops about 2 days born at the Hospital

I am so excited to watch my grandson grow...so far being Pops is so much fun!

TIPSY TUESDAY 9.4.2012

noreply@blogger.com (Don Chute) — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:58:00 +0000

PRINCE HARRY WEARS CLOTHES!

Ohhhh those wacky Royals...Harry did get into quite a muster after his wild romp through That sinister City of the West...Vegas. Naked...grabbing his junk...Girls...Drunk...If you were a ultra rich Royal in Vegas what would you do?...I know I'd probably "Pull a Harry"!
That's how Harry acts when he thinks nobody is looking...here is what he did recently with eyes on him...and you really have to hand it to Harry for his humanitarian efforts...

If anybody was going to get away with mentioning that trip to Vegas, it would have been little Alex Logan.

The cheeky six-year-old, who was due to meet Prince Harry at an awards ceremony, vowed on ITV’s lunchtime news yesterday to bring up a certain set of naked photographs.

Alex, who was diagnosed with leukemia at the age of three, promised his TV audience he would say: ‘I’m glad you’ve got your clothes on Prince Harry.’

Frustrated union leader throws empty chair...

Yesterday was National Empty Chair Day inspired by Clint Eastwood's "speech" at the RNC where Clint 'talked' to a empty chair that was Obama... a new term has arisen..."Eastwooding...The left has no sense of humor so this union leader on the big unions Labor Day, responded this way...

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — The newly-elected president of the giant public workers’ union AFSCME, Lee Saunders, took a page out of Clint Eastwood's book at an Ohio delegation Labor Day breakfast on Monday, speaking to an empty chair that he pretended was occupied by Eastwood. At first it was just a lark.

"He's been sitting here listening to all the speakers before me, he's been listening to me, I want you to give Clint Eastwood a round of applause," Saunders said. "I brought him with me to learn some things, OK? To teach him, to educate him." The audience murmured and laughed.

Saunders asked the chair questions, then joked, "He doesn't have anything to say."

"Mitt Romney doesn't have anything to say," Saunders continued. "Paul Ryan doesn't have anything to say."

Suddenly, the tone changed: Saunders, finishing his speech, began to kick the chair, threw it, and yelled "Dirty Harry, make my day! We're gonna kick ass in November!"

AFSCME President Lee Saunders. Image by Stewart Cairns / AP

Now doesn't ol' Lee look like a happy...inspirational fellow? The left is unhinged...and the Nation is ready for a good long dose of some well deserved R and R...[Romney and Ryan].

STICK IT: TSA NOW TESTING DRINKS PURCHASED INSIDE AIRPORT...

Our Government in action [again]...The folks who now own Banks...Auto Manufacturers...1/6 of our economy with Obamanocare...has had a piece of airport security with the TSA since 9/11...everybody knows how much fun it is as a non-terrorist to board a plane...full body searches on Grandma and such...Well they were...I guess bored and looking for new ways to annoy the innocent...so they came up with this little ditty...

The footage shows TSA agents walking around a departure lounge asking to test passengers’ drinks for explosive residue with a swab they hold over the liquid.

“Now remember that this is inside the terminal, well beyond the security check and purchased inside the terminal…just people waiting to get on the plane,” writes the You Tube user who uploaded the video.

May God help the Great United States of America return to a normal sense of sanity!

As always on this Tipsy Tuesday...Thanks to the uber-blogger The Drudge Report for the headlines