Angelika

RANDOM FOAD TMI THURSDAY post

2014-11-13T19:24:00.001-06:00

a. JFC! I cannot wait 4 allergy season to be OVAH! For at least the past 1.5 months, I can't hordly see! At first I assumed it was cuz I broke my 60' TV & had to go back 2 the smaller 42' Television. I also KNOW I need new glasses since these are at least 2 years old & in recent months I've had to lift my glasses (or give Patent Pending "Omah side eye") to be able to see smaller writing. I REFUSE TO GET BIFOCALS unless my vision insurance pays for the MAJORITY of it!

But I kept forgetting that I kept waking up with eye muc- fuck it, I tried to be adult about it and use the proper word, but that ain't no fun! - eye boogers so I got some allergy eyes EYE drops (it lasts for 12 hrs) but unless I actually SEE the mucus, I forget to use them.

Happy Veterans Day!

2014-11-11T22:58:00.001-06:00

I already started 1 post from this phone, but when I took a break to eat dinner, I clicked to save & 4.5 hours l8r it ain't done saving.

Entyway, I'm watching "Evil Twins" now & I'm wondering, since both boys grew up 2 be serial killers and they're supposed to be 'identical', why weren't they BOTH bi-sexual?

Jesus it is SO HOT on here that even tho I is nekkid, I is burning up. In 5 seconds I will be freezing again. It's been 74 degrees in here ALL DAY but I only stopped shivering about ten mins ago.

Whatevur, gonna watch "Benched" now.

TTYL. Luv you, mean it!
Moi

The Devil's Vinyl

2014-11-10T23:37:00.001-06:00

Watching Constantine right now, which is similar to the movie with some Supernatural & Doctor Who thrown in the mix."

Entyway, first Constantine's house is like a TARDIS (bigger on the inside,) then he has some psychic paper. (Are U Whovians awake now?)

Then some Blues singer (wake up SPNers) sells his soul to a Crossroad Demon but he dies B4 his 10 years, so Conny (Constantine's nickname from now on) HAS 2 see why the demon is "collecting his chits" early.

Which brings us to Papa Midnight (who is evil in this incarnation of the story but coincidentally played the dude who killed Sam on that 1 episode of Supernatural.)

Now I will continue watching so I don't have to get out of bed OR try to remember urrythang later.

BBL

Wait 4 me. . .

Commercial.

Just like on SPN, when devilish shit goes down, it is freezing and NOT burning.

Dumbass demons were TOLD not to touch the record with bare hands, but did Chunky Duff Goldman demon listen?

Time to FFWD. BRB.

Conny's character is similar to my CBFIMH (Celebrity Boyfriend In My Head) the CHARACTER of Dean Winchester, not Jensen Ackles. I ain't not never had the pleasure of meeting him, except in my X-rated dreams. Haven't had one of those in a while. FIX THAT TONIGHT, God. Thanks in advance! 😜

Maybe it's not Sam's killer? All colored people look alike to me.

Anywhoo, I didn't watch Constantine on Friday bcuz that was Doctor Who marathon day? ICRS so who knows what I did Friday except pick up my meds.

Buh bye now. Gotta publish this tonight.

Love y'all! Mean it.

Angelika

Random crap

2014-11-10T01:14:00.001-06:00

1. I learned from watching Dr Oz that the reason I get so many damned bruises is bcuz of the blood thinner I take.

2. I am too lazy to paint my danged fingernails.

3. It took at least 15 minutes for the water from my tap to heat up.

4. I am itching for no reason unless it's because I haven't moisturized my newly cleansed skin. I reckon I will do that raht now.

:-)

Luv you, faithful readers. Sleep tight iffin you are able.

XOXO
Angelika

DR WHO

2014-11-09T01:39:00.001-06:00

Ok, so. I'm finally getting to see Peter Capaldi's season of Dr Who from the beginning & not starting after 3 or 4 episodes.

I like him a lot.

After the Robin Hood episode and seeing how the 11th Doctor regenerated & left Clara the voice mail (had me weeping, btw) I am free to find some love in my heart for the "new" guy.

Weird how one can feel faithful to a character, right? I guess that's why David Tennant will always be my favorite Doctor, because he was my first. Didn't hurt that he was hawt too.😉

Entyway, BAMA kicked LSU's ASS earlier so I'm on a bit of a high, LOL.

"The Comeback" marathon, the "Doctor Who" marathon & an exciting football game all in one day? Good thing Saint Susan took me to get my BP meds yesterday or I might've had a stroke. 😲

I am blogging from my bday present to me, a smart phone. This is DEFINITELY faster and easier than the damned OSK!

Doesn't mean I'll blog more, but it's better than disappearing from the Interweb completely!

Love you peeps. Mean it!

Angelika

Visual representation of how my MS Brain works

2014-02-06T06:08:00.000-06:00

biously, you have to click the pictures to enlargify them...

What I have done did since waking up at midnight38

2014-02-05T19:35:00.000-06:00

Well shit, I just realized I don't know if I'm going in chronological order anymore...

So just Follow Me on Twitter to see the shit IN ORDER!

My night in the ER

2014-02-04T09:28:00.001-06:00

Periocic Rant

2014-01-28T01:55:00.000-06:00

I'm Sorry vs I apologize

2014-01-25T23:00:00.000-06:00

When I was 13, I learned the difference between "I'm Sorry" and "I apologize"

My ~~mother~~ birth giver and I were in the kitchen with our fists pulled back ready to punch.

Hey, SHE'S the one who taught me to fight back, so Bitch, if you raise your hand at ME, YOU REALLY THINK I'M NOT going to take that as my opportunity to beat the shit out of YOU FOR A CHANGE?

Anyway, she called my father & said "Come in here before I kill your daughter!"

So my dad comes in & says "Apologize for raising your hand to your mother."

I said "I'm sorry" 3 times before he said "NO YOU ARE NOT SORRY! I SAID APOLOGIZE!"

So, I said "I apologize." to the bitch.

She told me if I EVER hit her, I'd better kill her and I KNEW that if I EVER hit her I wouldn't stop until one of us was dead.

So, that's why I'm not in prison for Matricide because I believe she learned THAT DAY not to FUCKING HIT ME ANYMORE! (After that, she'd just use her fat sumo wrestler belly trying to PROVOKE ME into hitting her. Have I ever told you that I'm NOT A FUCKING IDIOT?)

And that's why I don't say "I'm sorry" if I don't MEAN IT. Because most of the time I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR precious bitchass FEELINGS, but I will apologize because MY FATHER taught me what it meant.

And NO, I AM NOT PMSing. Just adjusting to my new Anti-psychotic!

Somebody kill me . . . Pt 2

2014-01-18T13:40:00.000-06:00

Mkay.

Had some soup.

Took a nap.

Now I'm feeling better.

Don't get me wrong, I'm STILL ready to die.

If it happens today, GREAT!

But.

I realize that I haven't yet found the right strength/prescription for my Anti-depressant and Thursday (when I FINALLY get to see my PCP) seems a looooooooooooong way away.

My anti-depressants NEVER make me feel like I want to LIVE, they just make me want to die LESS.

Get it?

So, God that hates me and enjoys my torment, just... help me keep my shit together until Thursday.

Help me STOP CRYING every 15 fucking minutes.

Make this adjustment to my meds be that last one I have to make for 6 months, at least.

Help me STOP making my wives/friends/readers feel like I'm seriously going to attempt suicide right the fuck now if they don't sent da poreeces to my house immediately.

Help them realize that depression is a roller coaster. Sometimes I get really LOW Low low but I WILL, once again, rise to my usual level of "my life sucks, but whatever, it's been sucking since I was 13 so there's nothing about this particular low that makes it any different than the ones I've had in the past".

Help THEM even if you don't help me, because I really DO love the fucking shit out of them and I really do HATE to make them worry about me.

We straight?

Good.

I still think you are a petulant asshole, but sometimes you do good things.

Thanks!

Somebody kill me.

2014-01-18T04:05:00.000-06:00

Open Letter to People NOT suffering with Depression: You don't KNOW HOW I FEEL! You don't UNDERSTAND what it's like to live WITHOUT HOPE! You don't UNDERSTAND how absolutely shitty it feels to believe deep down in your SOUL that things will NEVER GET BETTER! I don't CARE WHAT YOU want, think, feel, believe. I DON'T CARE about going to HELL! I believe God is REAL and He HATES ME and ENJOYS MY TORMENT! Calling me WEAK just PISSES ME OFF! Until you have WALKED IN MY CHRONIC/INCURABLE/FATAL DISEASE having shoes, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GIVE A SHIT that YOU will suffer AFTER I'm dead because *SHOCKER* I WILL FINALLY BE DEAD!

Fuck YOU, FUCK your beliefs, FUCK your NEEDS, FUCK your FEELINGS. I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want MY

SUFFERING

to be OVER!

If I had the goddamned MONEY to be 100% SURE that I would DIE instead of just making my health WORSE, I'd buy a gun & shoot myself in the goddamned head!

Leave me alone. Don't try to cheer me up! DON'T MAKE ME PRETEND THAT TALKING TO YOU HAS MADE ME FEEL BETTER.

DON'T TRY TO

MAKE ME FEEL

GUILTY FOR

WANTING TO

GIVE UP!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK LIFE!

I swear to God I'd walk - try to walk - down the most dangerous street in the fucking city just hoping for someone to bash my fucking head in. Somebody KILL ME!

I don't even care how you do it, I don't care how much it will hurt, I just want this "LIFE" of mine to END!

Go on with your life & pray that YOU never suffer from depression!

Assholes!

I'm still here...

2014-01-08T04:30:00.001-06:00

Leave me alone!

2014-01-04T19:04:00.000-06:00

Look, my aunt died 12/19/13.

I never really grieved my father's death when I was 15, so I don't know how long it's supposed to take before I can think about her without crying.

Right now, I just want everyone to leave me the fuck alone.

Thanks.

Thanks Katherine!

2013-12-31T11:33:00.001-06:00

o, with yesterday being TYM's birthday, we were both surprised when my landlord (& next door neighbor) saw us coming home from my other home (Wal-fucking-mart) to give me a package from Amazon.

She - The UPS guy was here & he read your sign on your door.

Have I told you that I'm anti-social?

So he asked her what he should do. (Note that on the posted sign, UPS Employees are AMONG the people who can knock without incurring my wrath...RME...Dumbass MALE probably didn't READ the sign, he just saw the "DO NOT KNOCK" part.)

She - You can take your chances or you can leave it with me.

So, with it being Evan's B Day, I assumed my sister had sent him something. He opened the box & it contained a webcam & this shirt:

Evan - Um...this wasn't on MY wishlist. Then he read the slip in the box & said "Oh, it's from 'The Other Evan's Mom'.
This was my reaction:

Look at the note:

PEOPLE

In the last few weeks I have changed my Anti-Depressant (Which hasn't had time to "kick in"), had my favorite Aunt die UNEXPECTEDLY, cussed the shit out of My Evan, got Uvulitis, MY OWN MOTHER didn't even call me ON MY BIRTHDAY (Which is why I firmly believe that FAMILY is who you make it!) & more shit I don't remember or care to explain.

Then Katherine, with ALL THE SHIT SHE TOO IS DEALING WITH, takes the time to send me a gift.

Just because.

She loves me.

And right now the bitch has me crying again out of an overwhelming 'some type of way' emotion.

I can't thank you enough, Katherine. You didn't have to do this, but you did. Because YOU are awesome & WE have the same mother & WE both gave birth to Evans who are only still alive because we don't want to go to prison. (If you've never been a mother to a teenager, you DO NOT UNDERSTAND!)

I love you too, Kit Kat. And you KNOW this!

TYM & the TV

2013-12-30T22:12:00.001-06:00

oday is my son's 18th birthday. We spent the first 2 hours at the Urgent Care Center because my PCP is out of the office until Thursday.

I have... some kind of 'itis' that causes my uvula to hang down low & on the back on my tongue so I either have to lay down or hold my head back constantly.

I gave TYM the 26" plasma TV so he can play his damned video games & watch New Orleans Saints Football UPSTAIRS.

So we go to Wal-Mart to get my prescriptions & some HDMI cables so that I can get the true "HIGH DEF" experience".

I had taken a breathing treatment @ the UCC so I was feeling DROWSY which is the exact OPPOSITE of what Albuterol does to a normal person. Google it. YAY for MS! (sarcasm)

We get home, the computer starts ringing immediately. It's Mommy Dearest. First she sings "The Birthday song" to Evan & then tells him that my oldest nephew (Coincidentally named the same as My BFFs oldest son) & his wife are visiting & wants to know if TYM is coming over. He said "After I eat these burgers." (6 [SIX] Dollar Menu Burgers).

I said to TYM "Whatever, I'm REALLY SLEEPY so I'll probably just take a nap anyway even though I would LIKE to be able to listen to a DVD whilst I slumber, but GO. Don't worry about me even though I'm sick & might choke on my uvula & you won't be here to dial 911. It's your birthday. Go, have fun!" (This was said sarcastically because IDGAS what he was gonna do, I was gonna SLEEP!)

3.5 hrs AFTER Evan left to go to Nana's. I wake up & decide to hook the damned HDMI cables up myself. I tried the HDMI port on the side & the TV tells me I have to do something blah blah, whatever, I was doing the pee pee dance by then.

So, I go to piss.

While I'm upstairs, Evan gets home & IMMEDIATELY says "I'm going to see if the cousins want my old TV."
Me - Fine

He leaves.

I had to move a fucking lamp so I could SEE & I had to move the fucking GINORMOUS 39" TV 45° to the right. I find 2 more Ports for the cable in back center of the TV, so I had to tilt the TV FORWARD while putting the cable into the TV.

All that exertion made my back hurt MORE that it has been hurting since my Aunt's funeral & the TV wouldn't fit back in the stand properly.

So, I lean it BACK against the wall, sit on the stair landing & bang about 20 times on the wall between my apt & my cousin's apt.

Evan comes over
He- *exasperated* WHAT????
Me - You need to put the TV back on the stand.
He *while easily lifting the geedee behemoth* I think you broke the stand, but the TV is stable for now. Just don't bump it.
Me - *glaring* (HE's the motherfucker who ALWAYS bumps into the stand by running through the living room or trying to juke around the corner to get up the stairs really fast.)

I start walking towards the bed cuz my med alarm is about to go off.

He - Do you want me to hook this up too?
Me - Hook WHAT up? (because I wasn't looking at him when he asked the question.)
He - The BLU-Ray player.
Me - Yes, but just hook it up to the port on the side.
He - That's what I was going to do, mother.
Me - Good. Make sure - *This motherfucker holds up his hand like "Bitch, STFU & let me do this, I'm THE MAN"*
Me - *Serious Mom Tone* EVAN make sure you hold the top of the TV steady while you're plugging the port in.
He - That's what I was GOING to do.
Me - *loud, but NOT yelling* Well, I didn't KNOW that because I'm NOT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD so I wanted to tell you 'just in case' so you wouldn't break the fucking TV I just paid $400 for yesterday! And YES I've taken my Xanax today!
He - *silence*
Me - Put a DVD in the Blu Ray so I can find which input channel it is.
He - *Does it* Then starts walking towards the PC.
Me - I'm getting on the computer now, but you can watch a Blu Ray if you want to.
He - *pissed off "God I hate this bitch" look"* No, I'm going to go upstairs to (I didn't CARE so I didn't listen).

You know, my sister told me that whenever her late husband was going out of town they'd ALWAYS get into a big fight & she'd be feeling "I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO LEAVE!" & She thinks it was to subconsciously make it easier for him to leave & for her to not miss him so much.

So maybe Evan & I are doing the same thing because he's PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF MORE OFTEN THESE DAYS and I know he's GETTING THE BOOT FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE after he graduates. After he graduates, he stops getting the SSI check from me so I will have no $$ to feed him & no WAY I can afford him on my car insurance.

I don't know where he's gonna go, but he's getting the fuck up out of here!

He did say EARLIER today that he IS going to a 4 year college & he is getting student loans/PELL Grants/whatever to pay for it. I suggested he look for a work/study thing in addition to any scholarships he may get.

I also "suggested" to him that since 1) The University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa is listed as the #5 BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE COUNTRY, his Godmother & I would be VERY PLEASED if he went there & that he'd probably get to see her A LOT because she goes to A LOT of Bama games during football season. 2) In-State college tuition is cheaper.

I was not PRESSURING him to go to the same College I went to, I was merely "Putting it out there". That is all.

Is it just ME?

2013-12-27T20:00:00.000-06:00

FYI - I posted this in a private group on Facebook. Since I posted it to begin with, I can also post it on my blog if I want to!

OMFG!
I locked Evan OFF the PC & told him to wash the dishes to get his password.
I told him that THIS MORNING around 8 am.
He decided to: Go to Nana's, Go visit Cousin n' them, I don't remember what ELSE he did.
But he just started washing the dishes AT 6:30. PM
He's washing them all slow & OCDish (I can see the kitchen sink from the computer desk without having to do anything but look. As in, no turning around. As in, not going out of MY way to SEE WTF he's doing.)
So, he JUST finished (7:34 pm), came over here to wipe his hands dry on the APRON like he always does.
Me - Could you boil me some spaghetti noodles please?
HIM - *sigh* GOES THE FUCK BACK TO WASH THE BIG PASTA NOODLE POT! This means, in his mind, "WASH THE DISHES" did NOT include EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.DIRTY.DISH.IN.THE.GODDAMNED.APARTMENT.
I mean, is it just ME?
Were my directions NOT clear?
Did I not tell him what he needed to do in order to get his PC privileges back?
Did I nag him continuously about it?
Did I NOT allow HIM to decide WHEN he gets his PC privileges back by just WASHING THE FUCKING DIRTY DISHES?
?????????????????????????????????????
I KNOW I'm not PMSing, I stayed up all geedee night smoking cigarettes & making my throat raw & doing SOMETHING to my eye that made it BURN when I put "For Dry Eyes" drops in my eye.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Fuck it.
And YOU BITCHES say I'm going to MISS that MOTHERFUCKER when I kick him the fuck out????
Is y'all crazy?
Or is it me?

Open Letter to Bill Cosby

2013-12-26T12:19:00.000-06:00

ear Dr. Cosby,

Just the other day, I posted a blog titled "Why I will never live with a man".

Then yesterday, I watched your Comedy Central special "Far From Finished" which CONFIRMED my reasons for WHY I will never live with a man again only in addition to the language that, in your words, will keep me from "getting into Heaven". I could argue that Jesus already died for my sins, including my potty mouth, but out of respect for your age, I'll refrain.

I just want to agree with you and let you know that my 94 year old grandmother, my mother & my sister all had 1 marriage that lasted 20 years or more and they all say, as you did in your special, that they WILL NEVER MARRY AGAIN.

So, though I skipped the whole marriage thing in my personal journey, I've spent the last 18 years raising a man. I've had ENOUGH of the male gender in MY house. ;-)

I really enjoyed your special. I suggested to MY particular "man" that I brought into this world that he watch the special too. He won't, of course, because

He's a TEENAGER so, as his mother, I am automatically not qualified to judge what is funny.

He's a male so HE DOESN'T LISTEN.

let

Perhaps he is not yet old enough to appreciate it.

Maybe I should offer it to him when he brings a young lady home to tell me he wants to marry her?

Perchance I'll leave a copy of it to him in my will after he's had a long-term relationship and children of his own so he can fairly judge the accuracy of your information.

Regardless of WHEN my young man watches the special, THANK YOU for making the special. I've had a particularly hard week as my favorite aunt passed away on the 19th of December so I really NEEDED a laugh! :-)

Sincerely,

Why I will NEVER live with another man again.

2013-12-24T09:00:00.000-06:00

irst, I'd like to say that I am not, nor have I ever been a lesbian (because ALL men automatically think a woman is a lesbian when in reality she's just tired of trifling ass mitches). I LOVE sex. I love LOOKING at men. I LOVE the hardness of their muscles. I LOVE gripping their asses when they're fucking the shit out of me.
But:

NOT

LISTEN

FOR MY CHILD

his own recipes

HATE

HIS OWN LAUNDRY

NEEDY

Why should I have to boost your ego?

CONSTANTLY

KNOWS

CONFIDENT

in himself

I WISH

NOT

MITCH

GTFO of MY house

STUPID

STUPID SHIT

REASON

????????????????

LISTEN

VENTING

YOU

not

MENSA

SEE

RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FUCKING FACE

MOVE THE SHIT AROUND

JUST BECAUSE I CAN

I can pay my bills MYSELF.

I have friends I can talk to when I need or want to talk.

I have friends/family that will help me when I need help.

I can no longer physically change my flat tires, but I know how to do it. I can no longer check the fluids in my hoopty, but I know how to do it. I can no longer carry a case of water into my house, but I can find A STRANGER who will do it for me.

The only thing a man can do for me that I can't do for myself is FUCK me. Not "make love" to me (mitch), FUCK ME til I'm weaker in the knees than usual!

There are probably more reasons, but I got shit to do tomorrow, so I need to get some sleep.

No, I'm not on my period or PMSing, I just can't wait for graduation to get my 18 year old precious son DA FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! I want to be by myself, all day, every day without having to hear some deep voice asking me what there is in my house to eat or where something is THAT DOESN'T EVEN BELONG TO ME! I'll get my small apartment & one of those things to wear around my neck if I fall, LOL.

Funeral Announcement

2013-12-22T22:43:00.001-06:00

Post by Valley Funeral Home.

Iris Gail Dave - My Favorite Aunt

2013-12-21T20:09:00.001-06:00

My Aunt passed away this week. If I consider you to be a close friend, you know all you need to know. If you just happened upon my blog, prayers for her children & grandchildren would be appreciated.

Dec 5 2013

2013-12-05T08:00:00.000-06:00

HTC DROID auction on Listia

2013-11-07T13:39:00.001-06:00

Just added new ACTUAL photos to my Listia Auction http://www.listia.com/auction/13001547-htc-droid-incredible-android-phone-black

I stole this from my son's Facebook wall

2013-11-04T09:01:00.004-06:00

92 Truths. You can tell I'm bored.
Nov 4, 2013

NAME: Angelika
AGE: 41
BIRTHDATE: Oct 10
PRESENT ADDRESS: NOYFB

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Rules (To do this, go to "notes" under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people in the right hand corner of the app then click publish. cuz u cudnt have figured that out...)

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = water + Peach Bellini Mio
2. last phone call = Katherine B.
3. last txt message = Don't remember. Don't feel like checking.
4. last song listened to: Why don't you ♥ me by Beyonce
5. last time you cried: Don't remember

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = Nope.
7. been cheated on = Not to my knowledge
8.kissed someone and regretted it?: YESSSSSSSSSSSS Some people have NO SKILLS or slobber too much...
9. lost someone special = Define 'special' My dad died when I was 15. I have "lost" several friends through their stupidity or my lack of having an actual address book.
10. been depressed?: More times than I can remember.
11. been drunk and threw up = Yes

FIRST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Red
13. Black
14. Purple

YEAR (2013), HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = I don't remember!
16. Fallen out of love = No.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes.
18. Met someone who changed you = No
19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes & true "FAMILY".
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Nope. Mainly because I don't give a FUCK!
21.kissed anyone on your FB friends list = Kissed like family? Yes.

GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life? = 50?
24. Do you have any pets = No.
25. Do you want to change your name = No
26. what did you do for your last birthday = I don't remember. Look at my FB wall, LOL.
27. what time did you wake up today = Haven't been to sleep yet...
28.What were you doing at midnight last night = Playing Farmville 2
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = My PCH $7,000/wk winnings to start rolling in.
30.last time you saw your Mother = LMFAO! September?
31.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I'd have lost weight in my 20s when I could still work out instead of waiting until I was 39 & disabled to start trying, LOL.
32. What are you listening to right now = Supernatural on TNT
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Probably
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = my neck, my back, my cold fingers, my lack of sleep.
35. Most visited webpage = Farmville 2
38. Relationship Status = Single
39. Zodiac sign = Libra
40. He or She = I am a she.
41. Elementary/Middle = Largo, Maryland.
42. High School = MD & AL.
43. College = U of A - Tuscaloosa.
44. Hair color = 01B
45. Long or short = Short
47. Do you have a crush on someone?= Not IRL
49. Piercings = 2 in each ear
50. Tattoos = Not yet.
51. Righty or lefty = Southpaw

FIRSTS :

52. First surgery = None, thank God! Oh! I had surgery on my legs when I was a baby, maybe? I know there are pictures of me with casts on...
53. First piercing = When I was a baby
54. First best friend = Laura Bredeck is the first one I remember. I was 13ish.
55. First sport you joined = softball.
56. First vacation = I don't effing remember that shit!
57. First pair of trainers = They're called sneakers in America, whatever cheap ass shit my mother bought me at K-mart.

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = Nothing
60. Drinking = There's some water close, but i haven't had any in a while.
61. I'm about to = Answer the rest of these questions.
62. Listening to = I done already done said I was listening to Supernatural...
63. Waiting for = Post Dr Appt & getting my meds so I can get some GeeDee sleep!

FUTURE :
64. Want kids? = NOT NO MO than the 1 I have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65. Get Married? = Probably not
66.Career? = Wealthy Retiree

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes = Lips.
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs hurt me, kisses don't.
69. Shorter or taller = Taller
70. Older or Younger = What? Me? My son? My future lover? Older, older & within 10 years either way 71. Romantic or spontaneous = Nope
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Arms.
73. Sensitive or loud = Taciturn & Quiet
74. Hook-up or relationship = Hook up!!!!!!!!!!!!
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = IDC as long as I DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE!!!

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Yep. He ambushed me! But it was my 1st GOOD kiss!
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes. Vodka is my friend.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Contacts, yes. Glasses, not for long.
79. Sex on first date = It's a must because if it's bad there's no need to waste my time on a second date.
80. Broken someone's heart: = Probably
81. Had your own heart broken = Not by a lover/SO.
82. Been arrested = No.
84. Cried when someone died = Not for years afterward.
85. Fallen for a friend = Unfortunately.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Yes
87. Miracles = Oui
88. Love at first sight = Si
89. Heaven = Aye
90. Santa Claus = Yes, I done seent him when I was 5ish in my house with my brother although he doesn't remember.
91. Kiss on the first date = MUST.
92. Angels = They watch over me, I block that out when I masturbate though...

92 Truths About Me

I need $$$

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Almost perfect!

If anyone wants to donate, I will include your name on a "certificate" or something I make when I give it to him. If I get enough money or sell enough shit, LOL.