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href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2" /><author><name>One F</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4190</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/wghVu" /><feedburner:info uri="blogspot/wghvu" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CU4ARn44eSp7ImA9WhBbFUk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-185671342937510374</id><published>2013-05-14T10:05:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2013-05-14T10:05:47.031-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-05-14T10:05:47.031-05:00</app:edited><title>AP Scandal: When did you stop beating your wife?</title><summary type="html">Not a day passes after the "Impeachment" word is thrown around like it's 1995... and now this.



What's "this" you ask?





First, there's the Benghazi fire re-kindle. Second is the IRS targeting the TEA Party People - and now, the and now the revelation
 that earlier this year the Justice Department secretly seized two 
months of phone records involving editors and reporters at the 
Associated&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/7ciOb7YzByU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/185671342937510374/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=185671342937510374&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/185671342937510374?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/185671342937510374?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/7ciOb7YzByU/ap-scandal-when-did-you-stop-beating.html" title="AP Scandal: When did you stop beating your wife?" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dk5RT-LCdJU/UZJSdcX6mlI/AAAAAAAAKoY/brmPIv8bqes/s72-c/dont-worry-cell-phone-tapping.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/05/ap-scandal-when-did-you-stop-beating.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUQDQXgzeip7ImA9WhBbFEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-7132300553285102012</id><published>2013-05-13T08:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-05-13T08:56:10.682-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-05-13T08:56:10.682-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="scandal" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="impeachment" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Obama Administration" /><title>The Big "I" Word? </title><summary type="html">Jim Inhofe Mulls 'I-Word' After Benghazi -- Politico

Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) said the fatal attacks on American diplomats in Benghazi could lead to President Barack Obama’s impeachment during a radio interview.

“People may be starting to use the I-word before too long,” Inhofe said during a discussion of Benghazi on “The Rusty Humphries Show.” 


“I-word meaning ‘impeachment?’” Humphries &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/0DBYAOevbfs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/7132300553285102012/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=7132300553285102012&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/7132300553285102012?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/7132300553285102012?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/0DBYAOevbfs/the-big-i-word.html" title="The Big &quot;I&quot; Word? " /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c1LTyHHXBC4/UZDw3VnZWMI/AAAAAAAAKoI/7l0ceyaLaIY/s72-c/impeach_obamad.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-big-i-word.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0ECR345fSp7ImA9WhBbEU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-4443110844268286360</id><published>2013-05-09T15:34:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2013-05-09T15:34:26.025-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-05-09T15:34:26.025-05:00</app:edited><title>New Benghazi Brew-Ha-Ha</title><summary type="html">

House Republicans called on the Obama administration to release a new batch of e-mails that they believe will shed more light on how the White House and the State Department responded in the days after the attacks on American facilities in Benghazi, Libya.Speaker John A. Boehner, in a written statement, made the request, saying, “The truth shouldn’t be hidden from the American people behind a &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/tlOSe7HHljc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/4443110844268286360/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=4443110844268286360&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/4443110844268286360?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/4443110844268286360?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/tlOSe7HHljc/new-benghazi-brew-ha-ha.html" title="New Benghazi Brew-Ha-Ha" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/05/new-benghazi-brew-ha-ha.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkcGQX4yfyp7ImA9WhBbEE8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-2884582866878822962</id><published>2013-05-08T09:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-05-08T09:40:20.097-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-05-08T09:40:20.097-05:00</app:edited><title>Gun Crime Way Down, But Americans Are Told Otherwise</title><summary type="html">
                        
                                
                                    

                                        
                                             
                                            By Emily Alpert, LA TIMES





                                
                                
                                
                                
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Wait, doesn't all the food in the Middle East have garlic in it?

They don't know where Syria's chemical weapons are.

No one knows where Syria's Chemical Weapons are.  Great, now I'm nervous. Deck officer! Deck officer!

U.S. officials told Eli Lake at the Daily Beast the scary, horrible truth: in many cases, we simply don’t know.

Bonus, irregular militias loyal to Assad have reportedly been &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/aBB8fKBoXqs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/5692290249429221043/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=5692290249429221043&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5692290249429221043?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5692290249429221043?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/aBB8fKBoXqs/guess-what-israel-and-turkey-have-in.html" title="Guess what Israel and Turkey have in common?" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/05/guess-what-israel-and-turkey-have-in.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0ICRX87eip7ImA9WhBVGEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-6488589359489093526</id><published>2013-04-25T06:32:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-25T06:32:44.102-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-25T06:32:44.102-05:00</app:edited><title>North Korean Naval Battlegroup Departs to Attack America!</title><summary type="html">It's Pearl Harbor all over again!
Please advise all your friends on the West Coast to be vigilant!



Looks like they're FINALLY getting around to make a sequel to 1941!
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Marathon bombings "mastermind" Tamerlan Tsarnaev was living on taxpayer-funded state welfare benefits even as he was delving deep into the world of radical anti-American Islamism, the Boston Herald has learned.


Well, that's a fine how's-your-hypocrisy. He might just take the whole trophy. That's going to be hard to beat. Even after GE Capital pulled ahead and stopped giving loans to gun shops&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/1B6UTogmTFk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/1305832742272415897/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=1305832742272415897&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/1305832742272415897?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/1305832742272415897?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/1B6UTogmTFk/only-in-merica-terrorist-gets-welfare.html" title="Only in 'Merica - Terrorist Gets Welfare" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RX2BBcnelj0/UXhcL7LPoXI/AAAAAAAAKkI/56VdUYMt_zo/s72-c/BHTamerlan_zps5172b54e.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/only-in-merica-terrorist-gets-welfare.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkIHQn85fyp7ImA9WhBVF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-5673649131290939725</id><published>2013-04-23T13:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-23T13:08:53.127-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-23T13:08:53.127-05:00</app:edited><title>Holy Terror of the Prayer Bear</title><summary type="html">Behold the Holy Terror that is the Prayer Bear!  Clearly a Teddy Ruxpin copyright infringement - this thing makes me tremble...


For a related video, [click here]
Hat tip to Christian Nightmares. Paying it forward by submitting your link to reddit.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/jCan2toFYVc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/5673649131290939725/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=5673649131290939725&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5673649131290939725?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5673649131290939725?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/jCan2toFYVc/holy-terror-of-prayer-bear.html" title="Holy Terror of the Prayer Bear" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/xYO6iNOIwWQ/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/holy-terror-of-prayer-bear.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEYESX46cSp7ImA9WhBVFko.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-2148644144382529379</id><published>2013-04-22T16:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-22T18:08:28.019-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-22T18:08:28.019-05:00</app:edited><title>Fake Bomb Plot That Spiraled Out of Control?</title><summary type="html">

Remember when the FBI contacted that guy to blow up Sluggers, in Wrigleyville?

No? Sami Samir Hassoun was caught putting a backpack of what he thought was full of explosives into a trash can next to and outside a bar near Wrigley Field in Chicago. It was a set up, and it was the FBI that gave him the fake explosives. Here's the full story.

And there was the Cal's Liquor's bomb plot. And the &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/GYEB5pJrqSA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/2148644144382529379/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=2148644144382529379&amp;isPopup=true" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/2148644144382529379?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/2148644144382529379?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/GYEB5pJrqSA/fake-bomb-plot-that-spiralled-out-of.html" title="Fake Bomb Plot That Spiraled Out of Control?" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-97Qo9UWemk4/UXWmFUfZfvI/AAAAAAAAKj0/wEguzx87O_0/s72-c/dynamite1-sm.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/fake-bomb-plot-that-spiralled-out-of.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkMGRX0yfSp7ImA9WhBVFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-3562037006209930193</id><published>2013-04-22T14:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-22T14:53:44.395-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-22T14:53:44.395-05:00</app:edited><title>Internet Sales Tax on Fast Track</title><summary type="html">Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is pushing forward a bill to allow states to tax purchases that are made online, with one vote set for Monday evening.

The Hill reported that Mr. Reid, Nevada Democrat, has filed to end talk on the bill, dubbed the Marketplace Fairness Act because it allows for taxation of online retailers, which are perceived as having an unfair advantage over in-store &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/2RjG7nybaNM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/3562037006209930193/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=3562037006209930193&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/3562037006209930193?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/3562037006209930193?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/2RjG7nybaNM/internet-sales-tax-on-fast-track.html" title="Internet Sales Tax on Fast Track" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1lehOoVSnco/UXWUcReuE7I/AAAAAAAAKjk/nHGT91iQRso/s72-c/7669726_orig.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/internet-sales-tax-on-fast-track.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0ADQ3w-fip7ImA9WhBVFEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-4281039057492983330</id><published>2013-04-20T14:22:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-20T14:22:52.256-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-20T14:22:52.256-05:00</app:edited><title>Martial Law: Battleground Boston</title><summary type="html">
Why did it take thousands of heavily-armed police, an illegal call of Martial Law, armored assault vehicles and scores of federal agents to find and one teenager?




























Mission accomplished:



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&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/MnFBwFU9C2Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/4727601309488755722/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=4727601309488755722&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/4727601309488755722?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/4727601309488755722?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/MnFBwFU9C2Y/cnn-not-reporting-just-repeating.html" title="CNN - Not Reporting, just repeating" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ptk1UqIdnJw/UXB4ECcLtDI/AAAAAAAAKiE/9WXy7dsDkQo/s72-c/CNN_news+for+idiots.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/cnn-not-reporting-just-repeating.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkIBQX48eip7ImA9WhBVEEU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-3569982724529878189</id><published>2013-04-15T14:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-15T21:49:10.072-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-15T21:49:10.072-05:00</app:edited><title>Terror in Boston</title><summary type="html">


Multiple casualties are reported after at least two explosions were 
heard near the finish line of the Boston Marathon, according to the 
Boston Herald.

Witnesses reportedly heard booms that sounded like two claps of 
thunder near the finish line inside the Fairmount Copley Plaza Hotel.

The explosions occurred just before 3 p.m. Video of the scene showed a
 number of emergency crews in the &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/xd85PBjBNC8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/3569982724529878189/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=3569982724529878189&amp;isPopup=true" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/3569982724529878189?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/3569982724529878189?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/xd85PBjBNC8/terror-in-boston.html" title="Terror in Boston" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/terror-in-boston.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0AESXY_cCp7ImA9WhBVEE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-7217269921641711725</id><published>2013-04-15T10:21:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-15T10:28:28.848-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-15T10:28:28.848-05:00</app:edited><title>New Provocative Gun Ad</title><summary type="html">



"One child is holding something

that's been banned in America



to protect them.


Guess which one."

The ad is by a group called Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America.
The explanation, via babble:

"The Charles Perrault version of Little Red Riding Hood,
 the one that was banned by two California school districts, was 
controversial not because both the grandma and the little girl &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/UbDscLJj0yM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/7217269921641711725/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=7217269921641711725&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/7217269921641711725?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/7217269921641711725?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/UbDscLJj0yM/new-provocative-gun-ad.html" title="New Provocative Gun Ad" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/qFH1MtYhszs/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/new-provocative-gun-ad.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0ECSXs-cCp7ImA9WhBVEE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-8839676980912160744</id><published>2013-04-14T10:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-15T10:27:48.558-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-15T10:27:48.558-05:00</app:edited><title>Perspectives</title><summary type="html">
How Iran and North Korea see the world...



 How the rest of the world sees North Korea.



"Is there a problem Officers?"
Not saying they're justified in saber rattling and destabilizing the world (meaning, business as usual) but it's just a funny way to use Blues Brothers and Trading Places screen grabs in a political discussion.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/4qkCVoh4844" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/8839676980912160744/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=8839676980912160744&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/8839676980912160744?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/8839676980912160744?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/4qkCVoh4844/perspectives.html" title="Perspectives" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MP-zg3JIZGQ/UWha2iEYB-I/AAAAAAAAKgE/0LPW9gg7rak/s72-c/600px-BB-M16-4.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/perspectives.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkMFQHk6fSp7ImA9WhBWF0Q.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-8250282036858055913</id><published>2013-04-12T13:13:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-12T13:13:31.715-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-12T13:13:31.715-05:00</app:edited><title>Gun Control Historical Advice</title><summary type="html">

&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/TcMFuGHUsb0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/8250282036858055913/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=8250282036858055913&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/8250282036858055913?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/8250282036858055913?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/TcMFuGHUsb0/gun-control-historical-advice.html" title="Gun Control Historical Advice" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ncp7x44kP5E/UWhOrQ3HvhI/AAAAAAAAKf4/J2Omtzrlt9w/s72-c/trust+the+government.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/gun-control-historical-advice.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEABSH4-fip7ImA9WhBWF00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-6322938649284706738</id><published>2013-04-11T12:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-11T12:52:39.056-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-11T12:52:39.056-05:00</app:edited><title>Your Kids Belong to the State</title><summary type="html">
Okay, I think I can see what she's "trying to say" vs what she "actually said."

It takes a village, if a child succeeds in life, then everyone else does better - and there's more tax revenue. If the child fails - we have another dependent.

-or was it-

Government funded foster care needs to take the burden of being a responsible parent caring and teaching their children responsibility and &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/yJupaKbaxCs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/6322938649284706738/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=6322938649284706738&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/6322938649284706738?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/6322938649284706738?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/yJupaKbaxCs/your-kids-belong-to-state.html" title="Your Kids Belong to the State" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/sjczwQOnMqg/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/your-kids-belong-to-state.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUYDRHo5fyp7ImA9WhBWFkQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-1972406937104908921</id><published>2013-04-11T10:12:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-11T10:12:55.427-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-11T10:12:55.427-05:00</app:edited><title>Rev. Wright's Daughter Indicted</title><summary type="html">

Hey, remember the Rev. Wright? Mr. Obama's former pastor? The Rev's daughter who was indicted in Federal Court. The charges are centered on misuse of Illinois grant funds. Ooops.From the Chicago Tribune:
The daughter of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright — the controversial former pastor to President Barack Obama — was indicted today in an expanding federal probe of a state grant tied to a former &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/XDEc9D3yi84" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/1972406937104908921/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=1972406937104908921&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/1972406937104908921?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/1972406937104908921?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/XDEc9D3yi84/rev-wrights-daughter-indicted.html" title="Rev. Wright's Daughter Indicted" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-G0cH1rYxmk4/UWbSYEY722I/AAAAAAAAKfs/YJ_Gqw2Fyxc/s72-c/indictment.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/rev-wrights-daughter-indicted.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUcGSH47eyp7ImA9WhBWEUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-9139165056184978960</id><published>2013-04-05T13:33:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-05T13:37:09.003-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-05T13:37:09.003-05:00</app:edited><title>Lead Sponsor of Federal High Capacity Ban Unaware Magazines Could Be Reloaded</title><summary type="html">



In display of complete and total ignorance during a Denver Post forum on gun control, CO Rep. Diana DeGette (D) didn’t seem to understand the obvious basics of how firearms work, all the while being a lead sponsor
 on a federal ban of high-capacity magazines. As you can see in the 
video above, the Congresswomen seems to think magazines and ammunition 
are somehow one and the same and that &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/d8pFTpFUdXQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/9139165056184978960/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=9139165056184978960&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/9139165056184978960?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/9139165056184978960?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/d8pFTpFUdXQ/lead-sponsor-of-federal-high-capacity.html" title="Lead Sponsor of Federal High Capacity Ban Unaware Magazines Could Be Reloaded" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/fbel4SASUPQ/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/lead-sponsor-of-federal-high-capacity.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEECQXo4eSp7ImA9WhBXGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-5755270392981311102</id><published>2013-04-01T11:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-04-01T11:11:00.431-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-04-01T11:11:00.431-05:00</app:edited><title>No Fools?</title><summary type="html">

A delightful comic that explains how I got rid of my Jophova's Witness problem.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/B2pd3hkwxPM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/5755270392981311102/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=5755270392981311102&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5755270392981311102?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5755270392981311102?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/B2pd3hkwxPM/no-fools.html" title="No Fools?" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/04/no-fools.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0MGQ3Y4fyp7ImA9WhBXF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-5056400611273516313</id><published>2013-03-31T10:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-03-31T10:57:02.837-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-03-31T10:57:02.837-05:00</app:edited><title>Happy Ishtar!</title><summary type="html">

&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/FGQSDrgIshI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/5056400611273516313/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=5056400611273516313&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5056400611273516313?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/5056400611273516313?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/FGQSDrgIshI/happy-ishtar.html" title="Happy Ishtar!" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/03/happy-ishtar.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Dk4DQnc_fyp7ImA9WhBXF0k.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-1458859874794786949</id><published>2013-03-31T10:49:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2013-03-31T10:49:33.947-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-03-31T10:49:33.947-05:00</app:edited><title>Contradictions in the Resurrection Story</title><summary type="html">

&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/0LgGC8qy7bE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/1458859874794786949/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=1458859874794786949&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/1458859874794786949?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/1458859874794786949?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/0LgGC8qy7bE/contradictions-in-resurrection-story.html" title="Contradictions in the Resurrection Story" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/03/contradictions-in-resurrection-story.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUYDQn85eyp7ImA9WhBXFkk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-6990619251604995660</id><published>2013-03-30T06:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-03-30T06:32:53.123-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-03-30T06:32:53.123-05:00</app:edited><title>Hoppy Ozzy Easter</title><summary type="html">

&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/pmVfaziXdzo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/6990619251604995660/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=6990619251604995660&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/6990619251604995660?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/6990619251604995660?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/pmVfaziXdzo/hoppy-ozzy-easter.html" title="Hoppy Ozzy Easter" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-25ZrrA4Jq-w/UVbNFOiG73I/AAAAAAAAKek/yhL3bk4U4QM/s72-c/BGlOXE4CIAAfAwZ.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/03/hoppy-ozzy-easter.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUcHSXc8fCp7ImA9WhBXFkk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-9175101145135966606</id><published>2013-03-30T06:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2013-03-30T06:30:38.974-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-03-30T06:30:38.974-05:00</app:edited><title>Time Is Gay</title><summary type="html">Gay for hot kissing on their cover... "'One of Time's two new cover photos declaring 'gay marriage already won' looks like a wedding kiss. The other looks more like a makeout session'."




Wonder which one will outsell the other? The over/under is too dirty for print.

PS - In case you have no idea how the SCOTUS works, the case before them is a tax issue, not a gay rights issue first. It &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~4/xm5ks_Uc6AU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/feeds/9175101145135966606/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20067856&amp;postID=9175101145135966606&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/9175101145135966606?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20067856/posts/default/9175101145135966606?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/wghVu/~3/xm5ks_Uc6AU/time-is-gay.html" title="Time Is Gay" /><author><name>Capn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="30" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SahwKzNjitI/AAAAAAAAEPs/DqsND2xUKp4/S220/CapnLogo.png" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-51iDWcraiTw/UVbMTaE8zJI/AAAAAAAAKec/x7zs_8vFOq8/s72-c/enhanced-buzz-wide-14724-1364471542-5_zpsbdadbf01.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blasphemes.blogspot.com/2013/03/time-is-gay.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUANQXs4eSp7ImA9WhBXFUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20067856.post-4650134956418716598</id><published>2013-03-29T15:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2013-03-29T15:09:50.531-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2013-03-29T15:09:50.531-05:00</app:edited><title>Welcome Sign</title><summary type="html">



Welcome Sign spotted in Estes Park, Colorado.
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