WONDER BOY

Yummy yummy movies

noreply@blogger.com (JeckShen) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 14:12:00 +0000

Popcorn?
I don't even like popcorn.

But what is this is my hand?
A large popcorn, and coke.
I don't even crave for coke!

What is this combination of movie with empty snacks?

What is the idea behind it?
What they trying to achieve?

Hmm?

Let's just watch the movie and shutup

The will power!

noreply@blogger.com (JeckShen) — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 11:57:00 +0000

Hey peoples!

Lifes been good.
If there are still stalkers that stalks my blog, let me know i give you some love haha!

On other note, i've been working out a lot lately, to achieve something people would thought is impossible, even myself thought it's impossible.. But in any case, i'll keep trying.
Nope i'm not going to tell you what it is.

Financially, i'm broke. Professional job my ass. Sure i get a good status for my job, but as it sucks my life away, there's no point of it yes?
As i grew, i learnt balance. Right now i need my personal time.. I'm looking forward to a job that i have passion in, that would pay good too! And learn values along the way.

Kids, life it's not about all fun, sex, stress, and sorrows.

Actually, it is. But balance. Don't do stupid things. Laugh along with people, don't find enemy.. Find friends. Respect, and forgive.

Awww so goody goody. And i'm not even like that haw haw!

Life is changing, i'm an uncle now. My nephew may take me as a role model, i will never know. After all, my life.. And friend's are all extraordinary ones. Who wouldn't admire us?
That is the fact, i mean.. Who would hike, camp, travel, fish, eat, live and play most of the time?
Provided i have the money to support.

I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom stick up to all my nonsense everyday. Sure, she don't share the same humor as i do. But i always make sure she laughs. And she always make sure that i'm well.

I'm very lucky to have these people in my life. Friend that i've always mention, enemies and families. If it werent for them(cliche coming), i wont be who i am now hahahahahaha!

Right.

But yea, all those experience they given me, even the small ones. As long as i laugh, talk, smile, workout, drink, play, fight, scold, teach, taught, joke with/by any of you before..

You guys.. Will only exist once in my life.

And if anything happens to me, not like i'm gonna die.. I really hope you read this, and know that i'm very happy to have a part of MY time spent with any of you all.

But seriously, i'm not dying.
No i'm not.
Nope.

NOT DYING HERE KTHXBYE!

Time travel

noreply@blogger.com (JeckShen) — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 07:15:00 +0000

Apparently, there had to be some mistake. I mean..

WHO THE FUCK IS THE GUY BEEN POSTING THIS BLOG IN MY NAME?

They are so old, and lame.. Look at the puns! I even mention names I don't know! What the fuck man!

But that's me. And my abandon email address.

So what's up guys! I have no intend to revive this blog. I just wanna get more hits to generate revenue.

So screw you.

Oh and by the way, i have an iphone to post post and post online!
Great engrishsiishsh.
Did you know that there's this blogger app you can DOWNLOAD to post, your post?

Awesome app, how to download?
Step one, itunes store.
Step two, SEARCH! Dumbass!

I'm off now! See ya!

Bright Idea

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 16:23:00 +0000

Hello wonderful world of bloggers.
Welcome to your blogging entertainment full of craziest ideas and thoughts that can blow you away and leave you retard and said awwww.
The site that make no sense and all about rants.

So today I'll ask you this...What is wrong with this picture?

I'll tell you what's wrong,
IT'S NOT FREAKING MEEEEEEEE!!

YET!

There goes my sanity, lets wait for it to come back... wait for it.. wait for it...

ciaoz.

*off~

October.

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 09:54:00 +0000

October again.
4 CONSECUTIVE YEARS.
October never been a cheerful month.

This year, October seriously starts in a wrong way.
But please time, pass a little faster. I can't handle all these pain, it's only the 6th for time sake.

*off~

love the way you what?

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 05:25:00 +0000

I've been thinking.
And I've found out the true meaning of "Love the way you lie - by Eminem featuring Rihanna" lyrics.
Well only the Rihanna's verse cause I don't catch Eminem's lightning speed rap.

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now, here's what it really means!!!!!

Just gonna stand there And watch me burn (She says she's working out burning some fats, probably cardio exercise.)

But that's alright Because I like The way it hurts. (She likes to do cardio exercise that's for sure)

Just gonna stand there And hear me cry. (Erm, she's hurt. Cause of her feelings, you'll see why.)

But that's alright Because I love The way you lie. (She knows she burned enough to be sexy, so erm she knows he/she's lying about her being fat.)

I love the way you lie (She just want to make sure.)

And when Eminem starts to rap, it pretty sounds quite relevant to what she said about burning her fats and look hot and can hardly breath.
Yeah, that's about it.

You may also wanna know the true meaning of the lyrics from Akon - sexy bitch.

*off~

The shit is good

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:00:00 +0000

You know, the word "good shit", it's a very strong word.

Very strong indeed.
So strong that I can feel it's tight arms of pile of dung euuuk.
But jokes aside, seriously.. very serious..
It's a strong word.

I mean, how can a shit be good? If it's good.. in what manner?
Good cause of what you ate and what it came out? Healthy?
Good cause it doesn't smell bad?
Good cause it actually came out?
Good cause it didn't stain your butt like it always did?
Good cause there's no debris stuck up at the hairy hole?
Good cause is edible?
Good cause.. it obeys?

I know the point, people say good shit when someone did something shitty that is good.
LOL! or more commonly shit that taste good.
Logically, saying good shit after stone sounds excusable to me. Afterall, you are taking shit.

But then again, it's a strong word. I mean come on! What shit is good (in a non fertilizer way).

You like my post? Izzit Good shit? Not good enough for ya?

First image on the search of "good shit" via Google Image.

I know I've been sick in the mind lately, but hey!! Who's da one entertaining you?
Good shit!!

*off~

Just gonna stand here

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:34:00 +0000

There are only 2 occasion when I will think about you.

And that is when my eyes are OPEN.

&

When my eyes are CLOSED.

I miss you.

*off

People became people

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000

After 2 and half years in Kampar, I've seen things.
Not ghostly things but maybe something to it.
Just kid. =)

From what I observed, friends, mostly friends.. had changed.
Some to the better, and some to what they thing is better.
Nothing is worse, cause good things always happen.
YEAAAH RIGGGHT!

I'd seen narcissism turn into hyper narcissism.
I'd seen crybabies turn into wolves.
I'd seen stone turn into eh.. mountain.
I'd seen girl turn into witch.
I also seen guy that look like a dog.
The guy that look like a dog part is true anyways.

But if I were to post up all that I've seen cramped up in this little box it will be total awful till the point your browser have to call me Father and rate me as God.

So... I'll just feature post one person at a time.
Without them knowing of course, it's their job to find out.

Till then, see ya!

*OFF~

We have 2 brains

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 08:29:00 +0000

Hi all!!!
I have a funny fact that most of you'd already know.
Guys actually have 2 brains.
Oh yes, actually the matter of fact is that all humans or almost all living things have 2 brains.
Well, it's not scientifically proven yet
BECAUSE I'M THE DISCOVERY!!!
But as I was saying, all humans have 2 brains.. and guys, males have their 2nd brain functioning most of the time!!
You haven't realize this yet but as the modern saying "THINK WITH YOUR DICK!"
Yeah that's what i'm talking about!
Fun fact : Your private organs is your brain!

Our primary brain on our heads is quite useful. It can be creative, innovative, smart and make some judgment.
However,our dick help us make most of the decision, ESPECIALLY when we are sexually active.
The dick tells all! They tell you when you need it, to fulfill your desires.. it just depends whether you obey that brain or not.

Why I say all humans have a 2nd brain?
Well, women in fact.. has a 2nd brain. It's called a G-spot.
Okay, these 2nd brains takes time to be awaken. Guys normally woke them up at young age.. that we all like to call it puberty.
Women on the other hand, depends when a ~~dickhead~~ men stimulate to wake the 2nd brain.

I'M NOT BEING BIAS, but women 2nd brain works twice better than men. Just that women depends mostly on their primary brain instead of the.. the..2nd brain.
I say this, cause it's true.
The difference is, guys listen to their dick.

but in short that don't make them any smarter i must say ahem ahem.

My point is, there are some guys as dickhead outside that have their dicks cloud their judgment.
That goes for women too bitches! Don't think you can escape your all powerful desire.

I guess all of you is gonna get mad of me. So ciazooo!

*off~ it's just random

My pal

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 06:43:00 +0000

I miss my friend. He's been there for me...
when HE'S emo.
Because most of the time he was emo, and I have to be there for him.
It's not that I'm complaining but looking at him emo is quite fun.

He emo, but he will just laugh about it and look at me to give me some cheeky smile.
That's just him.Vincent Wong Wei Jung. I secretly ninja your picture cause I lazy to search through my archives for one.
And now Imma feature you without anyone to know. Hopefully Google will direct the search of your name to my blog so I can get more hits.

Look at me, I'm featuring one of the (MOST) popular guys among the girls. What am I doing?
Screw you Vincent Wong for ignoring me and never love me anymore.
I'm emo now, you never been there for me anymore.

One thing about friends, is that it comes and go. It's really hard to find a really true friend.
As human evolve, our mind hasn't. It's our instinct that keep us alive.
A fisherman sees another fisherman from afar.
And from what I observed, our instinct is to wipe out the population of human.
The imbalance of the ecosystem starts when human rejecting their true instinct.
Well, this is true.. but probably to you murder will not solve anything.
And to be fair, since we won't be killing each other... let us live together till the earth shed some new skin.

I'm not gonna murder anyone LOL.
I'm saying, finding true friends.. it's a lifetime opportunity.
And we never know any of opportunity until we grasp it tight and never let go.
It's like looking for a needle in a bunch of hay. HEY! I've friends but.. I never hate them haha!!!

So off topic.
Means it's time to ciazoo again.

*off~

Other than your family

Hi it's me... who?

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:36:00 +0000

It seems that it's been awfully quite a long time since I type in this white little box.
Well, not really long.. the last post was.. well, with many mix emotions that I'd need to spill out.

Not that anyone has ever come back to this blog anymore. OTHER than spam bots that leave obvious retard comments.
If you wanna leave a comment at least put some effort into it.

Now, I'm blogging.. again.
I don't know how long I can keep up to this anyway but erm, since there's not much readers anyway and my life doesn't seem that interesting anymore.. so..
BUT WAIT, my life IS interesting. Just that I didn't tell!

You want me to tell? Do ya? do ya? do ya???

Well alright, I'll tell. BUT NOT NOW!

Like I was saying, blogging isn't that fun anymore. Yes I do have some thoughts to spill like my smelly pets, awkward friends, "friendly" housemates, weird activities and fun travels.
The thing is, uploading pictures is the tough part.
Blogger is a bitch ~~sometimes~~.
It takes hours to post of pictures, and by the time I'd already forgotten what to say!!

AYE AYE AYE?

And IF I don't post up pictures (for example this post),
By the time you read NOT EVEN a full page I guarantee you won't even scroll down ONCE!!
Maybe you will BUT to CLICK ON SOME OTHER MORE INTERESTING BLOG AYE?!??!?!
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW IZZIT!!!!???

But then again, who's to blame? YOU!

I'm sorry, when I blog.. I've 2 personalities but they both are called JeckShen and Tan JeckShen respectively.

Oh and this blog doesn't make money. It's not an educational blog so get over it!!!
When it's educational, PARENT'S FLAG IT DUMBASS!
YOU ALL HAVE TO LEARN SEX SOMEDAY!!
It's not always after marriage mofo! Kids, be good.
Don't go disappoint papa and mama okay? They want you and only you so don't go give them another half of you.
Unless, the other half of you is for sale.

So back to topic, by the ratings from Nuffnang I've been receiving consistent visitors everyday. Sadly it's none of my friends. Anyone I know who read this is awesome and I love you guys thanks for the support and leave your REAL name in the chatbox so I can send you flowers thanks thanks!!

It's not like me to be cranky and all, but I really really really had alot to spill.
I mean, life is really fucked up recently. More money spent, more friends flying away to never neverland, they don't send postcards either. I feel neglected, so sad in the corner of this dark room (ahem I'm actually in the hall with bright lights and my pets accompanying me)
That's why I get pets, they hate me either.

Look, my point is...
is time to stop.
Ciaozo amigos.

*off~

Yawn

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 10:16:00 +0000

I'm sick, and tired.. of being sick and tired. but not dead yet hahaha!

My Chicken damn sweet

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:46:00 +0000

zOMGz,
After that night..
I miss you and the whole thing again.

*off~ignore title

Are you gonna be my girl!!!

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:20:00 +0000

All that need to be said.. it's already in there.

*off~

I am terrible

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 04:18:00 +0000

I know what you are thinking. I got the time, so why not?

Seeking forgiveness from me, isn't easy. That's on one hand.
Well, on the other.. seeking condemnation from me, isn't easy too.

But something confused me lately.
OF ALL PEOPLE, all person that I dislike, and unfavored,
I can really HATE you.

Certain things I really can't explain, but sadly, I really hate you.

Now, that's one story.
.
.
.
.
.

Next, is about forgiveness.
As long as I don't find it fair when I'll get the consequences of crossing the line,
what makes you not to have consequences?
I may play along if it's fresh and new..
But as this issues came upon me rapidly..
I don't find it funny anymore, but a serious matter that you might want to accuse me.
Even though you LOL-ed.

So I'll play your game, instead.. you don't find it funny either.
Works both ways.

Now you may say I still don't forgive you, true.
your apologies felt half hearted. Otherwise, you wouldn't defend yourself.
Now you made me realize I'm a terrible person. Thanks.

You may feel hurt, but I'm sorry.
You may ask why, but I can't explain.

Afterall, I am a terrible and horrific person not to play along.

But then again, each time i look at you, I forgave you.
it's just magic =)

*off~ note this post is not meant for an individual but two.

miss elaine I miss!

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:32:00 +0000

There's so much to say sometimes, I've thought of this before.. but never had the chance to tell you.

I miss every inch of you,
I miss hugging you,
I miss the one and only scent of you,
I miss watching you feed my fish,
and also tap my fishtank glass.
I miss you messing up my room,
and pasting lovely notes on my wall..
I miss you arranging my laundry,
I miss you giving me the best pillow to sleep.
I miss you being stubborn always stick to the dirty wall.
I miss you in my hall,
I miss you ta pao me in ps2.
I miss you walking around the quiet neighborhood.
I miss you calling me from the house behind and make phone calls.
I miss you insist of driving my car until that incident haha.
I miss you, go fishing with me.
I miss you complaint whenever i carry you around.
I miss the shampoo u use and the smell all over you
I miss calling you whenever i'm at your house.
I miss trying to surprise you in your room but fail every attempt.
I miss playing FB mahjong and curse whenever u lost.
I miss going over next door to see snakes and you so daring and all.
I miss you say SHOO CUUUUuutTEE.
I miss your laugh.
I miss doing stupid things and see you laugh/angry.
I miss watching you cooking and I wait impatiently.
I miss making sandwich for you.
I miss you hesitate and being happy about it after I help you do things.
I miss you watching me being busy.
I miss you trying to scare me whenever I in the room.
I miss fooling around with you.
I miss you giving ideas ~~but i don't listen~~
I miss doing something for you and being appreciated.
I miss gossip about upstairs.
I miss you being fake daring and all, such hypocrite hahaha
I miss you scared of my fish but so suka look at them.
I miss you so excited of anything and find them amusing.
Like little girl =) <3
I miss you sharing food with me.
I miss drive u far far away just to enjoy the drive.
I miss looking the stars in the middle of the night and get caught by cops.
I miss go somewhere on top of the hill and so dark till so scared,
I miss the nights with you .
I miss going CC till early in the morning with you .
I miss how much we always smile despite the other two being upset.
I miss you playing with my turtles ,
I miss you with all your surprises.
I miss your lips around my face.
I miss you being worried whenever I do anything.
I miss you give me that stare at me for a long time in the end start smiling.
I miss you complain can't stop smiling/laughing.
I miss you whenever you are happy.
I miss when i have to cheer u up.
I miss kissing you goodbye and kissing you hello.
I miss waking you up and get scolded.
I miss waking up earlier and watch you sleep.
I miss chatting with you in MSN even though we are feet away.
I miss you being funny about being naughty.
I miss you successfully cheering me up whenever I extremely sad. YOU GOT DA POWWAAAH I miss you complain about me.
I miss you being so lazy don't wanna clean up your own mess.
I miss you loving me.
I miss you complain being without me for a night is torturing.
I miss rushing in the middle of the night just to see you.
I miss alot of you. Heck,

I miss the whole you..

~~See, seahorse!~~
*GRIIIIN*

*off~

Smile

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:00:00 +0000

OO00oo you make me smile =)
*put credits on your own*
I know it's a 2 day early but..

Happy 9th monthsarry~
Quite a number of stuff we've been through and happened over the pass 9th months and all..
But I just want you to know that,

I really love you so much and

Oh yeah, you're the only girl who makes me smile =D

*off~ can't wait to show u this post so there u go

Picture-less update

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 14:07:00 +0000

As I promised someone.

First week of the new semester in Kampar.
Life isn't that bad. Just that there's a hole to be filled.
But that particular hole can't be filled cause it's contains is approximately 200km away.

There's so many reasons for Chinese New Year to come early.
Firstly is because of You. Yes, you.
You la.. *cough*Haleyjamestanyltanelainetanyiling.*cough*

Anyway, semester subjects getting tougher. Just like Harry Potter series getting darker and grimmer each sequel.
In the end, Professor Dumbledore died.
Who knows? Utar's president Professor Dato' Dr Chuah Hean Teik will die too?
Killed by, traitorous Goh You How.
He's my "math" tutor, no joke about his name.
True story.

Fish are ALL alive.
Not exactly all, one died so far.
Tough love from it's mate, now I have to find another mate for that bitch.
She's turning wild, so I'll just wait till Chinese New Year to get back to PJ and find some man fish love.

Breaking Message From My Head :
This blog, yes WonderBoy isn't that wonderous anymore.
Yes, I crave for adventure. but life gives me more shits ; important shits.
So, until then.. there's more picture-less updates.. and more fishy updates.
Fishy updates, is due to some on going project.
not assignment, if it is I got an A long ago.

Anyway, friends are bitches. Especially those... never mind.

I SAID NEVER MIND!

*off~ NEVER MIND LAR!

SHUT UP AND DON'T ASK ME

Church DOWN, arson.

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:31:00 +0000

Assailants attacked three Malaysian churches with firebombs Friday, extensively damaging one amid a growing conflict over the use of the word ''Allah'' by non-Muslims, officials said.

Yes, they commit arson.

Now that I have your attention...

Have your Lord, and Allah answered your prayers lately?

Did Allah send a message to you directly that Allah wants their followers to burn down churches?
So they will fear you?

Did the Lord directly informed you that the Lord wants his name to be translated in Malay to Allah?

but then again, I'm just saying.
Don't hurt me, i'm still a virgin.

And don't hurt me by taking my virgin away.
Don't hurt me after I lost my virginity too ok?

*off~

Nike what haywire what Pop quiz sales what what?

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:40:00 +0000

I don't know why.. but

Khai Sim made me do this

link to the smashpOp dude: http://smashpop.net/

So motherly love..
again..
KHAI SIM MADE ME DO THIS!!!

So I have to support her??
or she'll show me -____________-" this?
she's mean, don't forget grumpy.

*off~

6th 6th

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:37:00 +0000

I miss you too.

Every day, every minute, every wind blow, every star, every ray of light, every drop of rain, every fallen leaves, every farts.

But...
I'll be back for you.

Happy belated 6th.

*off~

A great day to Tug of War

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:09:00 +0000

It's been raining cats, dogs, mice, rats and fishes these days.

I even named my fish after the lightning and thunder.

Nothing beats the nice weather to sleep and nap. No wonder animals hibernate.

How come we humans don't have to hibernate? Heck, even our laptops are allowed to hibernate!

This is injustice of the human kind! We're lack of sleep! That's when vandalism, rape cases, robbery happens!!

All because we don't have enough sleep!
Since when homo sapiens been away almost half a day, everyday?!

See? It's been like this for 5 days already.
Since we're not like bears, we can at least use 5 days of hibernating. It's enough, it's not too much.
Sure, like 5 days can cost you 4 digits of earnings?

Think about 5 days savings from petrol, food consumption, and utilities usage?
If humans hibernate for 5 days each year, or periodically..

Think about how much we help reduce global warming? Pollution? or some damage you cause to your planet?

But after all, human just can't hibernate. HAHA!!
If only we two-legged upright creatures realized the benefits of hibernating..
Scratch scratch.
Anyway, back to topic.
As I was ~~hibernating~~ napping, my phone rang and the person on the other side sounded familiar.

Why if it isn't Mr Gym guy who always gave me free passes to Utar gym.
I thought he called me to ask me go back to the gym (I haven't been to the gym for more than 3 month).

But he called not for that. He asked me to join his Tug of War competition.
So, logically.. I stop gym for 3 month, adding all kind of physical exercise other than moving my thumbs and fingers on my laptop and games.

How in the world I can actually compete with some Utarians from Klang Valley?
Especially the opponents training involve pulling trees!!

Pulling trees haha!!
No one trains Tug 0 war by pulling trees!
The only training method for tug o' war is to pull bus!
They got by levels, like first you pull a toy car. Then, a kap chai motorcycle, then a normal motorcycle, then a normal car, then a 4*4 wheel drive, then a mini bus, then a gigantic bus, then a train.

Or you can train with live animals like elephant?
No one pulls trees laughoutloud!

Please, we won for real.
That's right, the 10 hibernating guys in Kampar somehow emerge as champions among the Utarians.

~~THANKS TO MY HIBERNATED POWER OF THE BEAR~~

My first medal in Utar. Another collection to my box of chocolate.

And so, Utar Kampar had the most winnings. Uh.. cheer?

As I thought I would face another lost, gladly I didn't..
We went all the way to Tanjung Tualang for seafood.

Sometimes I even wonder am I eating seafood. Or are we eating freshwaterfood?
Cause, from what I observe all we ate was freshwater crabs, prawns and catfish.

Speaking of catfish.
I'm quite amazed that even such creatures could even exist in the water.
We have a fish, that looks like a cat.
And for some of you that didn't know,
we have a creature named mud puppy.
Which the creature has nothing resemble with a puppy/dog.

When can we actually see a humanfish or mermaid/merman?

Do I look like one?
Crabmen! THEY ARE HERE!! AND THEY RULE!!
cause they are retards.

Actually, I look more like Predator with short hair and eyebrow.

After all that, we went home to chill.

Look at Gan Hwei Han's drunktard face.
Along came Johnson, the birthday boy who reach 20.
Ajak us to Gold Label (yes, it's a restaurant thingy)
for a couple of beers.
It was fun, playing stacko, card games and othello.

I rate this day 4/5. The other 1/5 was the fact that I wasted half of my day hibernating.
I tried hibernating for a day. But there's always a phone call.
And mostly it's my mom.

Till then, toodles.

*off~

Under Two Rolfs

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:59:00 +0000

=====Under Two Rolfs : Pussy Rat======

Just another boring evening in the 2 roof mansion...

Coke : So, this is another post about two student tenants who sits around studying and doing assignments? Seems a little tad cliche isn't it?

Jeckshen : Nah, it's a little here and there...

Coke : But it's almost the same as the Life and Times in Foundation..

Jeckshen : I know, but look.. we have a hook..

Coke : Oh really? What's that? Lema, don't tell me it's another shit happens stuff like the previous episode ok? I fuck you hard!!

Jeckshen : We got a extra character!!!

Coke: Really? What's that?

Jeckshen : A rat.. I think I'll call it Pussy..

Coke : .....

Jeckshen : WHAT???

Jeckshen :It's a nice name.. Pussy Rat.. Got a ring to it aye?

Elaine : What Pussy Rat.. you damn swt!!

Jeckshen : Sweat? OOOoh it ryhmes!!

Elaine : But it's cute anyway... and hideous at the same time...

Jeckshen : How can it be hideous??

Jeckshen : LOOK! Pussy knows how to suck metal nipples.. isn't that amazing!?!?

Elaine : Pussy sucking metal nipples?

Coke : Lema!?!? What makes you think a rat named Pussy can make this strip thing unique?
You better get rid of that FA KIN STIN KI PU!!
KNN!
Everyone has a rat in their house.. get rid of it la puki!

Jeckshen : but it's cute..

Coke : Get Rid of it!!!

Jeckshen : but..

Coke : NOW!!!

Jeckshen : No!! Pussy is mine!! I love Pussy!!
Pussy is cute!! Pussy goes way back with me Coke! You not taking her away from me!!
Go get your own Pussy and get rid of it!!
I want my Pussy! It will stay like every vagina in womens body!!!

Coke : You sick bastard....

5 minutes later...

Coke : Lema, stinky pussy.. you smell worse than a pussy...

Coke : Nyahahaa!! I'm gonan get rid of you Pussy, once and for all!! All by myself!!!

Pussy : eh? choot let me goooo choot..

Coke : How's that?!?!? I'll stab you with my playar!!
YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE HOW THAT FEELS PUSSY???

YOU WANNA FEEL THE HEAT HUH PUSSY?

Coke : Burn!! Burn!! Burn till your blood boil! Burn you cliche!
Burn fuzzy furry fur ball!!!
Feel the heat Pussy?
BUURN!! PUSSY! BURN!!

Moments later, Jeckshen was walking on the street...

Jeckshen : Son of a...? Who kill my rat??
My fuzzy furry Pussy rat!!
WHO IS THE WORLD DID THIS???
Nooo! Even your mom couldn't recgonize you Pussy!!!

Nooo!!
Jeckshen : NOOOO curse who ever who did this to you Pussy!!!!
%&^*^%&$& F)(&CK *)(^&%
noooo!!!

May you rest in peace pussy.. I'll keep the urn close to me whenever I sleep!!

Jeckshen : Anyways, the rat might have been a bad idea...
Well, maybe I'll get human slaves as a new character.. and I'll teach them how to suck metal nipples..
Roll of floor, pick up my poo poo.. wipe my ass of something like that..

But I miss my pussy...

Coke : Nyahaha!! Curse that damn rat~ cliche my arse!!
Pussy..pffftt such a pussy..
Even have a pussy name.. KNN faggot fuck.
*click porn*

Disclaimer = Stories are not true, the rat died by obesity and it was me who cremate the corpse.
The rat was nameless, we dissect the rat to check whether it is pregnant.
No one watched porn..

*off~ till next time.

Under Two Rolfs

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:00:00 +0000

======Pilot : Under 2 Rolfs???======

There's always a nice evening just to sit down with friends and chit chat on and on.
But life as a student, time is crisis.
Such as assignments, exams..

Life is difficult, it makes the masculines want to wank more.
The feminine, turn horny as ever.

Jeckshen : Hey Coke, I suddenly have the urge to start posting shit stuff similar to Life and Time in Foundation la.

Coke : Lema, at this rate don't burden me with your fucking non-sense lar! Ma-ka-hai, assignment haven't finish yet la puki.
Stop stressing me okay? Make me damn hot want to undress myself.

Coke : Lema, now I want to watch porn la, make me stress only you. I'm telling your girlfriend you're a sohai bastard la!!
*CLICK PORN*

Wah, KNN this site chunt la.. wah ah ni lei hai (very super) ah this site.
Cibai punya Jeckshen, get lost la! I need to do it already.
♫Di da di da di da ♫

Jeckshen : I wonder if we need more characters in my new story or not ah? the more the merrier mar.

Coke : You think orgy meh?? Puki stop your bullshits, you're making people's dick shorter lar!

Jeckshen : Choi, don't say such thing.. shits happen around here!

Coke : Fark you! If my penis shrinked, I call you mama.

Jeckshen : I don't want you to call me mama, anyways I leave you alone with your business. Make sure your penis is intact with you.
ciaoz~

Coke : Hami lanciao la this bastard.

♫Du Di Du♫

Eh?! Finish streaming d..

Coke : ♫ Time to unzip and.....

Oh My Buddha of Journey to the West! My God it's burning my eyes!! AAAh fark this shit asshole WhaT's GoInG oN???? Oh my goodness, mY ~~Guinness~~PENIS!!
Sweet Georgia Brown of Armageddon 2012 Merdeka Independence day!!!!! It shrinked! By.. OH MY SWEET MAMA..

Shit.. MAMA!!
I'm blinded!

OH MY GOD, Please help me.. I couldn't believe my eyes!
For the love of...
Nooo! This can't be happening, ma ka puki hami lanciao..
This IS ha mi lan ciao(what dick in hokkien) ??

Waste money on dick enlargement meh?? Chao Cibai..

Moments later, during the evening.....

Jeckshen : Eh, I heard you squealing like a girl about short short stuff.. porn not working ah?

Coke : er.. uh LEMA! yala!! fucking turn off la watching my pe.. I mean porn..

Jeckshen : Lucky shits didn't happen??

Coke : Yeah, lucky..

Disclaimer = Characters are made to be fictional, the story may differ from the real story.

*off~