WONDER BOY

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noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:40:00 +0000

I don't know why.. but

Khai Sim made me do this

link to the smashpOp dude: http://smashpop.net/

So motherly love..
again..
KHAI SIM MADE ME DO THIS!!!

So I have to support her??
or she'll show me -____________-" this?
she's mean, don't forget grumpy.

*off~

6th 6th

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:37:00 +0000

I miss you too.

Every day, every minute, every wind blow, every star, every ray of light, every drop of rain, every fallen leaves, every farts.

But...
I'll be back for you.

Happy belated 6th.

*off~

A great day to Tug of War

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:09:00 +0000

It's been raining cats, dogs, mice, rats and fishes these days.

I even named my fish after the lightning and thunder.

Nothing beats the nice weather to sleep and nap. No wonder animals hibernate.

How come we humans don't have to hibernate? Heck, even our laptops are allowed to hibernate!

This is injustice of the human kind! We're lack of sleep! That's when vandalism, rape cases, robbery happens!!

All because we don't have enough sleep!
Since when homo sapiens been away almost half a day, everyday?!

See? It's been like this for 5 days already.
Since we're not like bears, we can at least use 5 days of hibernating. It's enough, it's not too much.
Sure, like 5 days can cost you 4 digits of earnings?

Think about 5 days savings from petrol, food consumption, and utilities usage?
If humans hibernate for 5 days each year, or periodically..

Think about how much we help reduce global warming? Pollution? or some damage you cause to your planet?

But after all, human just can't hibernate. HAHA!!
If only we two-legged upright creatures realized the benefits of hibernating..
Scratch scratch.
Anyway, back to topic.
As I was ~~hibernating~~ napping, my phone rang and the person on the other side sounded familiar.

Why if it isn't Mr Gym guy who always gave me free passes to Utar gym.
I thought he called me to ask me go back to the gym (I haven't been to the gym for more than 3 month).

But he called not for that. He asked me to join his Tug of War competition.
So, logically.. I stop gym for 3 month, adding all kind of physical exercise other than moving my thumbs and fingers on my laptop and games.

How in the world I can actually compete with some Utarians from Klang Valley?
Especially the opponents training involve pulling trees!!

Pulling trees haha!!
No one trains Tug 0 war by pulling trees!
The only training method for tug o' war is to pull bus!
They got by levels, like first you pull a toy car. Then, a kap chai motorcycle, then a normal motorcycle, then a normal car, then a 4*4 wheel drive, then a mini bus, then a gigantic bus, then a train.

Or you can train with live animals like elephant?
No one pulls trees laughoutloud!

Please, we won for real.
That's right, the 10 hibernating guys in Kampar somehow emerge as champions among the Utarians.

~~THANKS TO MY HIBERNATED POWER OF THE BEAR~~

My first medal in Utar. Another collection to my box of chocolate.

And so, Utar Kampar had the most winnings. Uh.. cheer?

As I thought I would face another lost, gladly I didn't..
We went all the way to Tanjung Tualang for seafood.

Sometimes I even wonder am I eating seafood. Or are we eating freshwaterfood?
Cause, from what I observe all we ate was freshwater crabs, prawns and catfish.

Speaking of catfish.
I'm quite amazed that even such creatures could even exist in the water.
We have a fish, that looks like a cat.
And for some of you that didn't know,
we have a creature named mud puppy.
Which the creature has nothing resemble with a puppy/dog.

When can we actually see a humanfish or mermaid/merman?

Do I look like one?
Crabmen! THEY ARE HERE!! AND THEY RULE!!
cause they are retards.

Actually, I look more like Predator with short hair and eyebrow.

After all that, we went home to chill.

Look at Gan Hwei Han's drunktard face.
Along came Johnson, the birthday boy who reach 20.
Ajak us to Gold Label (yes, it's a restaurant thingy)
for a couple of beers.
It was fun, playing stacko, card games and othello.

I rate this day 4/5. The other 1/5 was the fact that I wasted half of my day hibernating.
I tried hibernating for a day. But there's always a phone call.
And mostly it's my mom.

Till then, toodles.

*off~

Under Two Rolfs

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:59:00 +0000

=====Under Two Rolfs : Pussy Rat======

Just another boring evening in the 2 roof mansion...

Coke : So, this is another post about two student tenants who sits around studying and doing assignments? Seems a little tad cliche isn't it?

Jeckshen : Nah, it's a little here and there...

Coke : But it's almost the same as the Life and Times in Foundation..

Jeckshen : I know, but look.. we have a hook..

Coke : Oh really? What's that? Lema, don't tell me it's another shit happens stuff like the previous episode ok? I fuck you hard!!

Jeckshen : We got a extra character!!!

Coke: Really? What's that?

Jeckshen : A rat.. I think I'll call it Pussy..

Coke : .....

Jeckshen : WHAT???

Jeckshen :It's a nice name.. Pussy Rat.. Got a ring to it aye?

Elaine : What Pussy Rat.. you damn swt!!

Jeckshen : Sweat? OOOoh it ryhmes!!

Elaine : But it's cute anyway... and hideous at the same time...

Jeckshen : How can it be hideous??

Jeckshen : LOOK! Pussy knows how to suck metal nipples.. isn't that amazing!?!?

Elaine : Pussy sucking metal nipples?

Coke : Lema!?!? What makes you think a rat named Pussy can make this strip thing unique?
You better get rid of that FA KIN STIN KI PU!!
KNN!
Everyone has a rat in their house.. get rid of it la puki!

Jeckshen : but it's cute..

Coke : Get Rid of it!!!

Jeckshen : but..

Coke : NOW!!!

Jeckshen : No!! Pussy is mine!! I love Pussy!!
Pussy is cute!! Pussy goes way back with me Coke! You not taking her away from me!!
Go get your own Pussy and get rid of it!!
I want my Pussy! It will stay like every vagina in womens body!!!

Coke : You sick bastard....

5 minutes later...

Coke : Lema, stinky pussy.. you smell worse than a pussy...

Coke : Nyahahaa!! I'm gonan get rid of you Pussy, once and for all!! All by myself!!!

Pussy : eh? choot let me goooo choot..

Coke : How's that?!?!? I'll stab you with my playar!!
YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE HOW THAT FEELS PUSSY???

YOU WANNA FEEL THE HEAT HUH PUSSY?

Coke : Burn!! Burn!! Burn till your blood boil! Burn you cliche!
Burn fuzzy furry fur ball!!!
Feel the heat Pussy?
BUURN!! PUSSY! BURN!!

Moments later, Jeckshen was walking on the street...

Jeckshen : Son of a...? Who kill my rat??
My fuzzy furry Pussy rat!!
WHO IS THE WORLD DID THIS???
Nooo! Even your mom couldn't recgonize you Pussy!!!

Nooo!!
Jeckshen : NOOOO curse who ever who did this to you Pussy!!!!
%&^*^%&$& F)(&CK *)(^&%
noooo!!!

May you rest in peace pussy.. I'll keep the urn close to me whenever I sleep!!

Jeckshen : Anyways, the rat might have been a bad idea...
Well, maybe I'll get human slaves as a new character.. and I'll teach them how to suck metal nipples..
Roll of floor, pick up my poo poo.. wipe my ass of something like that..

But I miss my pussy...

Coke : Nyahaha!! Curse that damn rat~ cliche my arse!!
Pussy..pffftt such a pussy..
Even have a pussy name.. KNN faggot fuck.
*click porn*

Disclaimer = Stories are not true, the rat died by obesity and it was me who cremate the corpse.
The rat was nameless, we dissect the rat to check whether it is pregnant.
No one watched porn..

*off~ till next time.

Under Two Rolfs

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:00:00 +0000

======Pilot : Under 2 Rolfs???======

There's always a nice evening just to sit down with friends and chit chat on and on.
But life as a student, time is crisis.
Such as assignments, exams..

Life is difficult, it makes the masculines want to wank more.
The feminine, turn horny as ever.

Jeckshen : Hey Coke, I suddenly have the urge to start posting shit stuff similar to Life and Time in Foundation la.

Coke : Lema, at this rate don't burden me with your fucking non-sense lar! Ma-ka-hai, assignment haven't finish yet la puki.
Stop stressing me okay? Make me damn hot want to undress myself.

Coke : Lema, now I want to watch porn la, make me stress only you. I'm telling your girlfriend you're a sohai bastard la!!
*CLICK PORN*

Wah, KNN this site chunt la.. wah ah ni lei hai (very super) ah this site.
Cibai punya Jeckshen, get lost la! I need to do it already.
♫Di da di da di da ♫

Jeckshen : I wonder if we need more characters in my new story or not ah? the more the merrier mar.

Coke : You think orgy meh?? Puki stop your bullshits, you're making people's dick shorter lar!

Jeckshen : Choi, don't say such thing.. shits happen around here!

Coke : Fark you! If my penis shrinked, I call you mama.

Jeckshen : I don't want you to call me mama, anyways I leave you alone with your business. Make sure your penis is intact with you.
ciaoz~

Coke : Hami lanciao la this bastard.

♫Du Di Du♫

Eh?! Finish streaming d..

Coke : ♫ Time to unzip and.....

Oh My Buddha of Journey to the West! My God it's burning my eyes!! AAAh fark this shit asshole WhaT's GoInG oN???? Oh my goodness, mY ~~Guinness~~PENIS!!
Sweet Georgia Brown of Armageddon 2012 Merdeka Independence day!!!!! It shrinked! By.. OH MY SWEET MAMA..

Shit.. MAMA!!
I'm blinded!

OH MY GOD, Please help me.. I couldn't believe my eyes!
For the love of...
Nooo! This can't be happening, ma ka puki hami lanciao..
This IS ha mi lan ciao(what dick in hokkien) ??

Waste money on dick enlargement meh?? Chao Cibai..

Moments later, during the evening.....

Jeckshen : Eh, I heard you squealing like a girl about short short stuff.. porn not working ah?

Coke : er.. uh LEMA! yala!! fucking turn off la watching my pe.. I mean porn..

Jeckshen : Lucky shits didn't happen??

Coke : Yeah, lucky..

Disclaimer = Characters are made to be fictional, the story may differ from the real story.

*off~

Conflict Makes Stomach Growl

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

I totally lost the mojo of blogging.

Seriously, even my fanatics readers told me my blog is boring.
Boring.

VERY BORING MEH???
I know what you really need..
A whole load mega quadruple size of fun packed humor!!

Which, will have to wait.
Due to conflicts between the whites & blacks.

Oh, it's over already?

Then how about war between male & female?
Only in fictional story.
But in reality, for what I observed these days.
There's more of a whole load mega quadruple size of CONFLICT going on rather than a whole load mega quadruple size of HUMOR.

Life is a bitch.
Thanks. Bye.
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Oh, not yet!
BUUUUT, there's always bright side in every conflict.

I got free doughnuts!!
It has nothing to do with me though, but thanks Natalie.
Next time I buy you keropok lekor okay?
I know I cheap.

But it's the ~~food~~ thoughts that counts ma hor?

So anyways, Doughnut solves all conflict.
Especially Fat people.

I thought holding 2 rocks can make my belly looks smaller.
Guess not.

Fat like me.
Yes, I was champion in diet.. no one says champion will not fall.
BUUUT the champion didn't fall hard.
Now I'm a champion eater!!

Champion la!
Don't mind me. Grab a doughnut now.

*off~

How to learn Chinese Fast!!

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:29:00 +0000

Want to learn Chinese fast?
READ THIS OUT LOUD!

That's not right .................................................................... Sum Ting Wong

Are you hiding a fugitive?..................................................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

See you A.S.AP...................................................................... Kum Hia

Stupid Man............................................................................Dum Fuk

Small Horse...........................................................................Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to do beach? ........................................................Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped the coffee table......................................................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift .....................................................Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...............................................................Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet ..................................................Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone......................................................... No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week ...............................Wai Yu Kam Nao

Staying out of sight................................................................Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.................................................Wa Shing Ka

Your Body Odor is Offensive.................................................Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great! ...................................................................................Fa Kin Su Pah

I know.

*off~ something to make a smile out of you

Kampar Waterfall

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:31:00 +0000

I don't know what I could really share out in this post.
It's a dilemma. I've been having dilemma.
But somehow I've made my decision.

31st of October.
Due to my inner desires to explore and try out extraordinary things,
I decided to bring Elaine to picnic.

Sure, picnic, we had that during the holidays.

But I'm bringing her to Batu Berangkai waterfall for a picnic
Jealous ah?

Lucky enough, she's willing to tolerate with my interest.
Such as fishing.

I took her prawn as bait.
We suppose to breed ghost prawns as well.

Caught any fish? Nay..

A small picnic, we bought some butter cake from the local famous butter cake shop.
and some snacks and drinks.

Ever seen a poodle that swims?

Surprise? It's a toy poodle! And I love dogs that can swim.
Next time I should keep one of those small dogs, and teach them not to get drown.
My current dogs even scared of water, they often run and hide even when I refill their bowl.
Talk about giving them bathes.

Champion la this poodle.

The waters from the waterfall. Clear and cold.
But cold river flow with a cold heart.

This place, Batu Berangkai waterfalls.. have took many lives.
Some locals, and a few of those lives,
One of them is my friend.

James Khor Wan Kai.

Three Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman undergraduates drowned after they were swept away by strong current at the Batu Berangkai waterfalls yesterday(1st of November 2009)

The dead have been identified as James Khor Wan Kai, 20; Yew Shy Gin, 19 and Yew Ghim Chnieh, 20.

A fourth student was rescued by a villager.

The three had gone to the waterfalls for a swim, the fourth was late. But when he was about to step into the water catching up with his mates, a sudden gush of water caused him to tumble in.

Three of them had gone into the water and the fourth student was about to follow them when a sudden gush of water caused him to tumble in.

A Kampar villager, who saw this, rushed over and pulled out the fourth student.

The survivor, 22 years old, do not wish to named.

He'd suffered cuts and bruises.

James Khor, however.. had an impact on the head.
And passed away.

Today, the whole lecture hall speaks of his name.
Some were sobbing. Some had an impact of the incident.

As for me, James Khor was a friend, no more no less.
He hasn't gave me any significances in my life.
But even for that, his death caused a blow.
For such a simple friend could do that kind of damage.

How would it be, if it's someone closer?

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

*off~

Feeding Fat Lady

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:52:00 +0000

I know, you've seen a couple of times in Jordan's blog.
And I know, MOST of you take it as animal cruelty.

But from the Inglorious Bastard.
Will you serve milk to a rat, if you see one pass by at your window?

Then again, you'll think.. Will I feed a snake, when I see one crawling down my window?

But look this point of view,
Will you feed your pet cat fishes, instead of keeping the fish and watch it grow?

SO YOUR DAMN CAT WILL DIE OF HUNGER OR LIVE BY IT'S OWN TO SURVIVE??

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
DIE CATS DIE!!.

ahem, enjoy =)

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That's Kuok's Ball Python. Fat Lady, it's a shemale.
Why?

Cause it still have a dick, but it's not a dick.. it's a vagina that looks like a dick.

Actually it's like two socket holes and the male has the plug.
Literally it's true.

In a couple of years, who knows?
We'll feed cats to the snake =)

*off~

Orange, Ninja, Dragon, Gar Gar, Tattoo and friends.

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:20:00 +0000

Like I said before, I'm a little obsessed with fish.

Ok lar, I'm MADLY OBSESSED WITH FISH!!
There I said it.

My blog is filled with me fishing and my fishes and crappy loads.
But that is just me.

So DEAL WITH IT LOSERS!

Meet my old Oscar fish.
I named it after me/Ming/Nian/Jordan.
I couldn't recall cause that was sometime ago.
It didn't die.
I trade 3 of my red tiger Oscar with 2 albino Oscars and 2 tiger Oscars.

Surprisingly the four new Oscars never give me trouble.
Other than their rapid growing size.

Meet Orange Oscars and friends!!!

Albino Oscar, me and Elaine named it Tattoo.

This is Shadow, tiger Oscar. It used to be called Strip but now this fish start lurking around in darkness.. I can't even see it swimming around anymore.

I can't snap a picture of Highlighter.
A little shy la, Oscars have personalities too you know.

That's why I kept them =)

This is Tattoo, we named it because... well duh it's markings looks like tattoo to us.

Keeping fish is a big responsibility,
You don't change water often, they will die.
You don't feed them, they eat each other.
You put any fish that fit in their mouth, they will eat.
You put live plants, they reap them off.
You put tiny gravels, they redecorate your tank.

I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

fucking mood swing fishes.

Here's another Cichlid. It was labeled Yellow Prince Cichlid.
I bought 3, two of them start to pair up. But I doubt they will survive,
Cause if the pair sense any threat of what so ever,
They will eat up their young lings.

That's Cichild style of raising children.

Blue Cichlid don't look so blue anymore. I have 2 of this, but one didn't make it. I fed the wrong thing.

Parasite.

Gourami, they are like cockroaches in water.
They explore. They are curious to anything you add into the tank.
And they will feel them with the 2 antenna thingy at the bottom of their belly.

Yes, those 2 antenna look exactly like cockroaches antenna.

This is called Green Terror. Another didn't make it on the way back from Penang.
It's 2 inch big now. It can grow up to 8 inches and look like a flowerhorn.
If it's male then it's head will grow a hump. Females love humpy stuff.

As long if they are hard, humpy body structures.
Girls dig it.

I've 2 of the Plecos. This one is injured.

London bridge is falling down, hee hee.

That's all the fishes in the 4feet tank. It is mainly based on Cichlid species.

Oh, it is pronounce as Sik-lid.
Go google.

The light was just temporary, the original was wrecked by the albino barb.

Stupid barb, when they swim, they don't know where they are heading.

Now is my 2 feet tank. The monster tank.
Most fishes in side may outgrow the tank.
So what I'm currently doing now may offend some of fish keepers whom's gonna read this post.
But don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

Meet Ally Gar Gar.
Many people mistaken this fish as alligator gar.
It is actually a longnose gar.
It can grow up to 4feet long. And eat human.

This is a mean fish. If only you can see the sharp teeth.

This is WeiZy. A marble goby, locally known as Ikan Ketutu, Soon Hock, Ikan Hantu etc.
Chinese delicacy. It's just 2 half inches long. Kept for the fun, it's free maaaa!!

I gave to Jordan but he didn't keep it in the end.
So... you know la..
Anyway it's named after WeiZhi cause of the fish laziness.
This fish is seriously lazy, you can actually catch the fish with your bare hands just like that.

This is Dragon. A bichir.
I was introduced this fish by a Kampar noodle store. Amazed by the graceful-ness of it's swimming style resembling a dragon in flight.
Resemble snakes with fins. There's no way I can resist not getting this fish.
NO WAY,

NO WAY I SAY!!!
anyway, it's carnivorous. They eat prawns, earthworms, and small fish.

But the Gar eat humans.
Just kidding.

p/s: I ain't got no high tech gadgets camera and skills.
sorry for the low quality picture.

Now let's bring you outside my house.

These are my breeding chamber. Sounds cool isn't it?

Since fishes won't give you mutual love relationship.
Well, since fish don't love humans and they tend to take over the world in the future.

I breed them for profits.

This is the cross breed of Molly and Swordtails - according to Mein Kuok.
Can be found in my livebearers fish tub.

Meet Ninja!
Just got it not long ago. Still don't feed on pellets and stuff I gave him.
Well hope it don't eat up the baby fishes.

The tank on the right is my convict breeding tank. Results are showing between the pair, pink belly and all.
Oh, convicts are black and white Cichlids.
The most aggressive little fish ever.
Hope they spawn or I'll dispose them.

The 4 feet tank was suppose to be a natural tank. Doesn't seem to work at my first attempt.
Algae bloom. Water turn green. Heat Fluctuation.
It ain't easy.

Next, these are still under construction.
I've no idea what should I do with the blue tub.
The cement tank on the far left is another guppy breeding tank. Can't really see the results.
The right tub is for breeding worms.

YES,, YOU HEARD ME, WORMS.
Earthworms. and yes, they can be breed.
I'm not telling you how!!

But I bet you don't want to know either.

Well that's so much of the animals in my house.

Soon or later, maybe a year or so.. my house might be infested with mice and rats.

Because next door, has a rodent breeding chamber.
See those tanks?
There are around 50 rodents in there. And some of them are pregnant.

Save me and my fish!!!

But then again, I might be breeding rodents too.
Who knows? They are profitable. =)

Food chain.

*off~

Penang with Kuok and Nat

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:07:00 +0000

I guess I've to post up all my What's Happening post before I can post all my shit load stuff.
Cause now my mind is full of shit load ideas.

Yes, my mind is full of shit, thanks to life experience, shit friends, craps and loos.

Anyway, this might be the 2nd time I rewrite this post.
The connection in Kampar, moves like a herd of cows.
Kampar mar..

Anyway, I said that I'll visit Penang again.
Just that the last trip me and Elaine was followed by light bulbs everywhere.

So this time we brought along a mate.
Kuok's mate lor,
Who else wor???

Natalie lor...

We stayed at Kuok's place, again.
I find his house unique, not only it's a coffee shop house, it's also house for the birds.
HUH? house of birds?
To keep the saliva lor.

Anyway, I know a way to make fake bird nest.
Since it's make of saliva of a bird.
IF you use your own goo, accumulate all of it and at a little sugar.
It'll look exactly like the bird nest. Just that no feather or what ever.
Nobody would know.

This Penang trip is my opportunity to get the fish I left out the last trip.
And fishes that didn't make it back to Kampar.

I admit I'm a little obsessed with fishes.
They even sing "why are you so obsessed with me" song while I'm there.
The song stuck in my head now, and image of fish too.

Catchy, catchy.

And buy.

The last trip we didn't even visit the beach, or watch the sunset.

But the sky was dark up the hills, so we didn't go to Batu Feringgi.
We just stop by at some random beach just for the sake for..beach.

Don't mind my leg, I'm just doing what Natalie was doing. Just that I exaggerated.

We stayed less than 10 mins. Get some pictures and it started raining.

Oh by the way, mein kuok is quite popular, he meets people wherever he go.
He goes to the beach, he met friends.
He goes pet shops, he met friends.
He goes grocery stores, he met friends.
He goes walking by the street, he met friends.
He goes movies, he met friends.
He goes toilet, he met friends.
He go home, he met friends.

But then again, it's a small island.

Some pet shop pics

Some Egyptian God with Snake Crown.

Sonic the Hedgehog.
I almost got myself one of this poky creatures, but kinda think about it, they are not so cute after all. Fugly.
And it's so poky, you'll moan louder than any Japanese Pornstars!

And no, hedgehog don't shoot it's quails. That's porcupine.

BUT!! If your hedgehog is tamed since it was a pup, it's quails won't be so poky towards you.

It's not a ball python.

Mein Kuok brought us to some fancy Japanese restaurant.
And excited Elaine thought of giving me a treat.
To make the trip worthwhile.

I don't know the names of the food, just help yourself.

Famished,

Had a little walk to bring all that down.

I am not shy.
I post this up to remind myself how big my tummy is now.
So I'll feel disgusted and go for liposuction treatment, when I'm rich.

Or I'll just swim it off like how I used to haha!

Thanks for being there again.

Thanks for agreeing to bring us there and sleep over at your place, again.

I'm a fish fanatic till I turn my legs to fins and now I lost my vagina so I hug my distorted fish friend and singing lobster Sebastian.
Seashells are my bras! I've a whole collection, you can even pick parts of my bra at your nearest shores, I don't need them anymore, just don't sniff them.

Stupid Mermaid.

Picnic

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:04:00 +0000

Wow, my super delayed post.

But you wouldn't know anyway, it's been drafted for days.
So I guess it's time to finish it up this picnic post.

Before I can post anymore retarded post.

We went to this uh.. place in KL.
To my surprise there's still such junglely forestly gardenly place still exist in the city of Malaysia.
It's still so green, it's so big, but you still can't see the green spot from space.

Cause those green is turning yellow.

Let me tell you a little about this place.
It's huge,
It's covered with trees, and foreign/malay workers, I can't tell the difference.
It's has lots of huts,
oh it even have those canoeing in a lake of dirt. (there's no fish, maybe Bandaraya fish la)
It's full of Malay plant,

Malay plant = plant that is commonly found in Malay resident's garden.
WHAT TO DOOOO, IT'S MALAYSIA.

There are no monkeys. But there's deer and mouse deer!
and eh, ducks.
There's no pigs, no horse, no elephant.
I wished it had tigers, what's Malaysia without tigers?
If you want a Malaysian garden, put some tigers!

See the green? So green you can eat peacefully and poop green.
So green even when you hang out together you thought your friend are trees and plants.
So green, you feel like recycling.

So, anyway, that was our hut. The previous picture of the hut was their previous visit of the place. And you can see, Not so green.

Below, our food.

Pui Ee Nasi Lemak & Bihun.
Kai Ning little tuna sandwiches.
Chee Hoe's insufficient bottled and cutton drinks without cups.
My sausages, the edible one.
Elaine's chocolate cake.
Wei Zhi's pudding or jelly.
Joanne's smashed eggs. (overall best)
Hong Yee's fruits.

My idea of delicacy

Joanne mashed eggs, best!

Guys love to see girls stuff penis shaped food into her mouth.

See Chee Hoe, sexually aroused by Joanne.
ooooh, Hot ~~rod~~ Dog

Wei Zhi doing it wrong.

But Hong Yee still digs it.
Sorry Kai Ning, pictures says it one. =) =) =)

2 little midgets, walking by the street.

2 Midgets felt lonely, so look for a friend.

Now 3 midgets walking by the streets.

And then along came boy midget stalking. with camera.

Like Journey to the West, but it's only midgets in the story.

See there's ducks!!!
I love ducks, they are cute before stewed or roasted.
And when they are stewed or roasted, they are tasty too.
So I love ducks.
Chicken also can. Chicken also cute, but chicken can't swim.

These ducks are funny. I actually chased them around their garden until they went to the river/longkang to swim.
And when they jump onto the water, they make those funny sounds haha!
Adorable, especially when they shaky shaky their butt.

Look at Wei Zhi..

Deer farm, or garden.

That is all about the picnic.

I don't know what to update next, my house perhaps?
My fishes? my aquatic stuff.
See how la, I hungry adi!

*off~

Genting Randominus

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:00:00 +0000

To be honest, I don't really know how to start a proper post.

All I know, I've been out almost every night since I turn 18.
I told my mom, "Ma, don't you worry, your son is gonna be at home with you every night! I like to go out on day time!"

Wat my mom didn't know, is that I was referring to either my elder brother, or I was hoping for a younger brother.

I love to do the most random things, but my random things is never as random as this.

Got a call at 7:30, asking me to go Genting at 8.

How to resist the cold weather? HOW???

So I went. AGAIN.

With a little bit of nausea. I don't know why.. Compared to Honda's and Proton Wira's swirlings, only Honda gave me nausea.

That's why Wira geng. I drive Wira. I owned Penang aunty bitches.

Where else you can drink in Genting?
Oh, Starbucks Sausage rolls rocks.

Rock n' sausage roll! wooohoo tasty!

I got gift to do promoting la I think.
I think only la!!!

Lucky enough (I memang got 100% lucky, read previous post)
We didn't walk around this time in Genting.

I found out today that my mom went Genting Casino.
I should have known thou..
But the thrill of going Genting overcome my senses..

Anywayyyy, I still went Genting, so close yet so far.

My sister found out through facebook though.

The usual guys

Kai Ning is a devil.

Look who joined us from North City Ipoh!

Chee Hoe and Wei Zhi. On the same bed.

Spot the cream!

I so OMGWTFBBQ in love with the sexy seductive tasty Chocolate Cream Chip from Starbucks!
Of course, I so in love with you too. Hee =)

Power of Starbucks, brings joy to everyone. When everyone dares to spent.

Hmmm.. cheesy sausage roll, who cares about getting fat when you can have a bite of some.

"Come! Hug me and feel my TIT-LESS breast!!! I shall bath you with my homo ugliness"
says the weird toilet statue.

I think it's transsexual.

*off~

100% LUCKY

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Luck, luck luck.. luck luck luck..
LUCKY!!

Many people been believing this [ Check Out How Lucky You Are Today] facebook application.
After they got their results.. feedbacks are the same.

It's Just Another Ordinary Day!!
Facebook you cheated my feelings!! I'll never use this application again!!!

The next day, the same thing goes on.

I test it out and found out I got 100% woohooo!!
So, I've been less cautions cause I'm so lucky,

If the sky is going to fall, it won't hit me either.
If I stand under the tree while it's raining, lightning won't hit me.
If there's a landmine in my garden compound, I won't hit it.
If i were to fall down, I would fall into a dozen soft and comfy ~~brea..~~ pillows.

But I didn't try that out. Baah who would believe Facebook predictions?

So, I spend a day out with Elaine instead. For lunch. and some shopping.

We head to Chili's Grill Bar. I was convinced that the portions is American size, but I got punk on the first dish I ordered.

Unsatisfied..

I ordered the Chili's Oldtimer, for the sake of my tummy.

And we ate like no tomorrow! Burgers are great.
And suddenly, the sky fell! I evaded.
Lightning strike! but hit another tree!!!
I sat on the table which was a landmine, but it was fused.
I nearly fell, but Elaine's ~~brea..~~ hand saved me.

I almost ate a fishing line, along with the burger.

Anyway, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD THERE BE A FISHING LINE?
IN A BEEF BURGER???

I think they reel in the cow from New Zealand. Hmm, sea cow.. yuum.

So we complaint.

The guy was like, "hmm, he caught us fishing Sea-Cows with 12 pound fishing line, Better cover up with dessert"

And we got ourselves a free dessert, on the house babeh! Best of all, they took off the half quarter finished burger of the payment.

Stated : Complaint, fishing line found.

I love Chili's signature dessert. Some brownies, with ice cream top.. full of lies and cover ups!

We went home, found my tree got strike by lightning.
Lucky it wasn't me.

LUCKY!
I had a great day with you. Thanks alot. Ho ho ho.
I don't have much to say but only this.
♥
Oh, that's not a word either.

Anywaaaayyy

*off~

No suitable title for this post

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 07:54:00 +0000

HI ALL!
HI ALL!
HI ALL!
HI ALL!
HI ALL!

iwantedtomakeasuperlargefontbutfailedsoImultiplyitforthesakeoftheeffect.
Hopeyoucanreadthatthough.Have you ever wonder why dog barks at people?

Not ordinary dogs in the streets but dogs kept as pets?
And when they bark, have you ever wonder why your dog barks particularly at dark skin people?

Yes dark skin, not black. But black is acceptable too.

So, you knew?
I mean, your dog is not the only canine that barks at dark skin people.

Here's my assumptions.

Assumption #1 Dogs can see ghost right? and ghost, from what I heard.. are like negative effect view to dogs.
In short, white people.. look like black skin people.
and ghost just love to invade living being privacy.

But I don't believe that assumption.

Here's another one.

Assumption #2 Dogs are always hungry. They digest food faster than we thought. Cause they age 7 years in 1 human year.

They are like scavengers. And throughout their lives in your compound they only been fed once/twice a day.

And because of this, your pet friend craves more.. like a treat.

So what irritates them more, is dark skin people outside walking around.
You know what they look like to dogs?

Nicely Roasted Well-Done Soft Tender Meat
Walking on your street.
All they want is a treat.
So keep the itch away from their teeth.

Yes, you heard me, or you read correct.

Nice juicy, well done meat. It's been years and they got fed up by those walking food walking to your compound giving out fliers. And they can't get some.

Now you know why dogs bite at rubbish men, flier guys, electric guys, etc.

That's just my assumptions,
you know I'm full of crap though.

Don't hurt me please!

Here's Lucky.
I've never called out her real name till now.
I address her with my own weird sound.
It's been 2 years now, became a mother and always get bullied by the daughter.

Ain't she a beauty?

Oh, yeah I've a chicken. I call it.. chicken.

It lays eggs. So till it's not productive anymore, then time to go bye bye.
Have to think twice though, cause I've been feeding this hen cockroaches and bugs and centipedes.

Yuck. Food chain.

*off~

Marshmellow stories

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:18:00 +0000

I like my title.
That is all I gonna say.

Hm..

No, that's not exactly all that I'm gonna say.
I like marshmallows too.
Especially when you BBQ them, with chocolate.
Yum.Elaine have great friends. They talk, they share, they rant.

Think about it, isn't it easier to socialize with sweet stuff and cozy fire in the God Damned Hot Weather?

So screw you politics! Races and dogs cats iguanas and hot weathers!
So random.. I know.

Burning yummy stuff..

The heat..

The flame.

The sparkle of joy. woohoo!

Hong yee had those Chinese new year sparkle thingy which I used to play when I was 5.

Who knows kiddy stuff sometimes continue to amuse adults like they used to.
Like bbgun? remote cars..?

Let's face it, it's true some kids stuff are now adults playable items.

Just that they modified it so they became more adult-ish looking instead of like such Cartoon Network gadgets.

This is Yi Ming. The Chi Khan version of Elaine's circle of friends.
Just that he's less pariah than Chi Khan.

What to doooo? Chi Khan had been literally brain washed by alcohol!!

What to dooo? Chi Khan is affected by stories of comic strips and politics?

What to doooo? ChiKhan actually smokes more than him!!

I'm just saying..
I'm hungry though..

*off~

Uphill Random Genting

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:31:00 +0000

The most expensive random trip ever.
I always thought my random trips to somewhere, somewhere might have been with Ming, Mak, Chi Khan and the guys.
But who knows, the most expensive/short/highest/random trips is with my girlfriend and her pals.
Genting trip, all the way up there.
For what occasion? Drinking session, plus supper.
In Starbucks.
The cost is like, petrol + higher charges in Genting = Monster wallet kill.

Yes, is that random. When I mention it, NOOOO noone believes.
Other than fuck-ed up friends that went up Genting just to see stars. Worse of all, they went there the day before I left Kampar. What's worse is that they went there after I went home to sleep.

Damn you all!

Lucky for me, and thanks to her.
My nights are alive again. I thought this holiday could get any worse until I make some new buddies that known to do some real random stuff.

Like setting themselves on fire.
Run on the street naked.
Shave head with initials of N96 and roll around the floor in OU just to get a free phone.

True story.
Serious.

My cuppa tea. Gossips, food, cold winds.
That's Genting.

Soon, another 1 more year..
cash, lost, wins, big wins, cards, numbers, suicides, fights, tiger machine, ~~tiger show~~,
Loan sharks.

But that ain't gonna happen to me at least.

kaishan & belle-yein mun

meng yoei

Elaine T & Tiang.

belle-yein mun again with her Frappuccino. Save her from another defamation picture.

Hong Yee & Kaining.

Like a star, see how strong the wind is?

It's like Marilyn Monroe but the wind comes from sideways instead.
And she's Chinese, I like.

I'm getting fat, look how plump my face is?

I looked like Wei Zhi just that I've larger eyes, longer face, cuter smiles.
Less hairy somewhere somewhere. Oh boy I look cute.

Thanks for everything.
Loves.

*off~

Penang with Kuok and Cheah Family

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:19:00 +0000

This is how I begin my holidays,

Get drunk,
Sleep,
Wakes up and have breakfast,
Pack,
and drive.
All the way north to Penang. Courtesy of Mein Kuok.
The whole idea was to provide Kuok transport back to his hometown, visits Penang's known fish shops and try to entertain my girlfriend.
and apparently my gf doesn't favor fishes much heh heh. I like trips, especially when I'm driving. No particular reasons, so shut up if you hate my driving. I've a clean record just so you know!
And Penang has it's name for the most dangerous place to drive.
I have to agree, but I was told I drive like one too.

Staying with Mein Kuok isn't so bad. Nice house, nostalgic experience.
Nice Hainan food.
Smelly dogs,
Cursing siblings,
manly father and sweet mother.
Reasonable but some weird layouts.
There are 3 toilets, everyone only uses one.
Cause the rest doesn't have loos.

Oh, I don't visit Penang much, so I know nothing about the roads, shopping malls and food streets or whatever you call it.

Kuok is a sweet person, I dare say this. He doesn't act sweet but, deep in his heart.. everything he does, he do it for his girl.
Serious.
He cooks, for his girl.
He reads, for his girl.
He bath nice smell all, for his girl.
He keeps snakes, for his girl.
He sells snakes, for his girl.
He kept hamsters but dislikes em', for his girl.
He shaves, for his girl.
He act girly, for his girl.
He talk, for his girl.
He curse, for his girl.
He cleans, for his girl.
He poops, for his girl.
He do push ups, for his girl.
He whine like a sissy, for his girl.
He says he's gay, for his girl.

Pretty much everything he does, is for his girl. Even working out and masturbating.
And all that makes my girl jealous instead.

Back to Penang, we visited 3 fish shops, the others are not worth mentioning.
And fish are cheap! They are like, land of tropical fishes which they smile and sell you 10 sharks for the price of one Ikan Kembung.
They will smile, cause they're serious.

Oh, The Cheah family have ducks too.
Ain't they adorable?

Looks yummy too.

So far, that's all for the trip. Thanks to Mein Kuok, for the hospitality, and the family too.
He has funny siblings that kept us entertain.

and thanks for being there.
nuff said.

and screw you all honking car that honk me for no reason just because my plate stars with B along with just 3 digit numbers.
The reason why your plates starts with P cause you all are pussies and can't live with that. So you start messing with the wilayah people.
Your road sucks, live in Singapore please.

You don't like it, challenge me in bumper cars!
I'll see you in a couple of weeks again Penang!

*off~

Screw Templates

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:06:00 +0000

Screw templates,
that's all I can say..

And screw you people, make the header flexible okay?

again, screw templates!
Get blogger's it's easier and simpler..
anyway, this blog took the red pill.
The red pill is an unknown quantity. We are told that it can help us to find the truth. We don't know what that truth is, or even that the pill will help us to find it. The red pill symbolises risk, doubt and questioning. In order to answer the question, you can gamble your whole life and world on a reality you have never experienced.

*off~

You need to be formatted

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:36:00 +0000

Time to format my one year running with games, projects useless pile of junk porno movies filled up till 90% of my hardisk operating system.
I don't even know there's any virus..ROAR! Leave no fish escape! YUMS

Seriously, I need to find some good seafood restaurant.. I need crabs.
Speaking of crabs, I tried to crap these days but nothing came out.. it's like constipation but mine is not from the arse, but the mouth.
Sadly, if you're having constipation.. please keep it to yourself. Let it be, your stomach knows better than your brain. Well it's true because, the brain... especially human brains,

I don't know much about other living creature's brains but..

According to my martian friends, we're using only 10% of it. That's not the case, I think brain are not meant to be use.. it's meant to be.. never mind.

So if we uses 10% of our brains, meaning we're using 10% of our hearts?
Not to mention, 10% of our eyes, mouth, nose, ears, legs, hands , butt, nuts, penis?
And do you know that our brain runs logically like algebra formulas?

Which, in time will rot, and eventually rot whole out?
That's why we grow old? and start to get confused and pretty much forgets everything?

That's why we format.. my laptop, is like a 89 years old hag.

Wow, look at here! I just want to inform that I'm formatting my laptop, there here goes a good post!
Damn I'm getting fat, laugh.. I love it when you smile!

*off~

Random Facts; why I've stop updating my blog

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:12:00 +0000

Yes, it's been a while friends. And I'm sure some of you might be surprise to see this post again aye?

True, I've been missing for eh? Two month I guess, a record!
Of course, I've my reasons though.. and I think I might develop a few new tricks and style of blogging.
Something like, Random Facts!! Everyone loves random facts
~~chiqsdigsrandomfacts~~

NOT
So, here's to you why I've stop blogging.

I've stop blogging because,

Due to retardisim, I felt like making a record of how long I can don't blog (2 month, not bad)

Of course, educationally stress.. I've been maintaining as a good student by ~~studying, doing homework, consult lecturers~~, buying myself a new fish tank, constructing myself a community fish tank etc.

Well, Facebook is getting it's popularity now too, I don't wanna be left out.

Facebook being a bitch having such addictive applications that took part of my daily hours away.

Having someone to cuddly,snugly huggly and sexily play with.

Though I've not been doing any fishing, I kept myself occupied with fishes. Honestly even the fish shops are my frequent hang out areas.

Been talking to my fishes.

Been annoyed by the singing ghost in my house.

Been playing American Football, instead of Basketball.

~~been masturbating for hours~~

Tried to catch cats and set them of fire...
But caught toads and fishes instead..

Tried to grow a garden,
but house owner cemented the compound.

Build a community 4ft glass tank, the damn rain kept pouring till it breaks again.

Tried to cook, but no gas tank, or cooking pan to make things worse.

Tried to gain 6 packs, but Kampar wan tan mee shop fulfill my desires.

Tried to build muscles, but another wan tan mee shop fulfilled my even greater desires.

Tried to save money, but wan tan mee shop set my desires free!

Tried to blog, but no picture..
Oh WAIT! NOW I'VE HAVE A CAMERA
So this blog is alive again! The heart came back! More original pictures!
More life and times in Kampar, more Kampung stories, more fishes, more snakes, more exotic animals, more illegal habits, more butt cracks, more this, more that!!!!

Haha, brought to you by..

There we go, time to fulfill my desires, wan tan mee!!!
Oh boy, I notice I've some real fucked up friends! You know who you are peoples.. continue being fucked up! I'll see you in hell!

*off~ holiday now weee!

jaded

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:02:00 +0000

here are some rants.. and it's not funny

Things are quite fucked up now..
that's what I really need to say..
they aren't going my way.. how much more could I care?
Some peope didn't understand me.. or how I felt

I don't blame them.. cause I had not learn to open up..
Like typical situation such as this.. I AM THE ONE TO BLAME.. again.

So, let me not reach out for anyone for now..
it's futile.. cause no one able to reach out for me..
they'd already stop trying..

*off~

2 hours wait

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:00:00 +0000

because..

I wasn't reassured..

*off~
fact 5 out of 25 facts..

Working on it

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:55:00 +0000

I just realize something..

Blogging style changes as time pass..

Look at mine,
From Amateur, to Stupid, to Comedic, to Factual, to Educational, to Stupid again, to Rants, to heartbreaks emo boy, to randomness, and to Rants again and to lovely dovely post..

All I can say.. July is gonna be one hell of a month,
So is August I guess..

But I don't give a damn.

*off~

Super Mario Bros

noreply@blogger.com (JecKSheN) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:43:00 +0000

I was a kid when my mom got me my very first video game console.
You know, those Nintendo cartridge kind of console.. and with a single cartridge, I can play up to 500 kinds of games.. though 10% of the games needed guns to play and 5% of the game is corrupted.

And one of the games I was introduced by my siblings.. Super Mario Bros! Yes, the infamous Mario song.. after few years later.. I'd not completed the game before.
But now, the console is still alive.. But lazy to look for it to play. Wonder what my parents will say if I really do dig out the console..
But years later.. I got a new video game console.. a much better and cooler cartridge console..
Sega Mega Drive. And play something similar to Mario.. Sonic the hedgehog. From that day on, Mario was history.

But!! I'd been searching for the game all my life, I finally found it!
The old school Super Mario Bros!
Press start!! Adventure begins!
Of mushrooms, flying turtles, green mushrooms and rainbow flower??!

But what's fucked up is that after so many years of trying.. I'd never reach the final level before! Screw you Nintendo for making Mario game almost impossible!! I was just a child! I don't think! I play!!

So, the furthest I can get was up till the beginning of World 8... after that.. I gave up.
What the heck, there wasn't any walkthrough for Super Mario Bros 15 years ago.. Internet was junk!

15 years later, I finally manage to rescue the freaking retard princess.
Oh my god, talk about old school. Nintendo cheated my feelings.
So I rescued the princess now.. I finished the game..
I still have Super Mario Bro 2 and 3..
Not to mention Nintendo Wii's Mario games..
Holy shit, if each games need 15 years.. there's goes my adulthood =)

Mario with fireballs looks cool.. I wonder why Mario is able to shoot fireball.. even Luigi?

*off~