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I'm Back!!!!

2012-01-14T15:49:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone,
I am back to blogging once again. I can't wait to start back up. It has been a long time. I have missed it. Yayy I am so happy to be back.

Happy Thanksgiving...

2010-11-25T10:36:00.000-08:00

Thanksgiving Delights

On Thanksgiving Day we’re thankful for
Our blessings all year through,

For family we dearly love,

For good friends, old and new.

For sun to light and warm our days,

For stars that glow at night,

For trees of green and skies of blue,

And puffy clouds of white.

We’re grateful for our eyes that see

The beauty all around,

For arms to hug, and legs to walk,

And ears to hear each sound.

The list of all we’re grateful for

Would fill a great big book;

Our thankful hearts find new delights

Everywhere we look!

Happy Veterans Day...

2010-11-10T20:08:00.000-08:00

Heroes

In war, there are lives risked and lives taken

Men and women giving their best to defend what they love

They defend their country

Their honor

Their people

Some call them soldiers

Others call them heroes

Our veterans have risked their lives for us

They have lived through hell and fought with honor

Many have killed

And regret doing so

For every life, there is a soul

For every soul, there is a life

For those who have died, we show great appreciation and remembrance

For those who live, along with them live the horrific memories of battle

Some, memories of defeat

Some, memories of victory

Our veterans were more than soldiers

They were, and still are heroes

Happy Halloween....

2010-10-31T10:43:00.000-07:00

There's a goblin at my window,

A monster by my door.

The pumpkin at my table

Keeps on smiling more and more.

There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,

...A witch whose face is green.

They used to be my family,

Till they dressed for Halloween.

This is amazing...

2010-09-24T18:42:00.000-07:00

How to lick a bowl.....

2010-09-11T21:19:00.000-07:00

This is just too cute...

Remembering 9/11.....

2010-09-11T14:56:00.000-07:00

Check this out.....

2010-09-07T18:02:00.000-07:00

This is really cool! And yes, I got off my chair to try it! It's amazing!

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time..

You'll need to look at this on a computer.. You also

have to get out of your seat and walk away from

your computer screen. People may think you're crazy,

but it works!

When you look at this picture you see it's Albert Einstein..

But if you stand 10 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe..

Now what do you think of the reliability of eyewitness testimony?

Happy Labor Day...

2010-09-06T10:34:00.000-07:00

I'm Backkkk.....>>>>

2010-08-29T19:39:00.000-07:00

Sorry everyone. I know that I haven't posted anthing in awhile...I have been extremly busy with working and getting the kids back to school...I went this weekend to take a mini vacation on the beach and it was so relaxing that I didn't even want to come back...I have added two pictures of the view that we had from out room...I am offically back from being busy and I am back from my mini vacation...I get back to my posting...I missed posting to my blog and missed you guys as well...

A Real Man....

2010-07-01T16:37:00.000-07:00

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will

never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure

and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never

thought she could do; to live without fear

and forget regret. He will enable her to

express her deepest emotions and give in to

her most intimate desires. He will make sure

she always feels as though she's the most

beautiful woman in the room and will enable

her to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.

Never mind.

Happy Fathers Day.....

2010-06-20T10:50:00.000-07:00

Happy Fathers day to all the fathers, soon to be fathers, and the fathers who are no longer with us..

What Makes a Dad

God took the strength of a mountain,

The majesty of a tree,

The warmth of a summer sun,

The calm of a quiet sea,

The generous soul of nature,

The comforting arm of night,

The wisdom of the ages,

The power of the eagle's flight,

The joy of a morning in spring,

The faith of a mustard seed,

The patience of eternity,

The depth of a family need,

Then God combined these qualities,

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew His masterpiece was complete,

And so, He called it ... Dad

Awww how cute....

2010-06-15T14:49:00.000-07:00

Yes I got my nails done once again...This time I had them cut down because everytime I went to put my daughters hair in a ponytail I would stick her in the back of the neck....she always say ouch mommy that hurt..I had to cut the down before I ended up one day poking her in the eye...LOL...

I'm Back.. :)

2010-06-14T18:46:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone. I am back to my blogging days. Sorry that I have been away so long. I was getting myself prepared for the end of the school year and also I went to my oldest daughters graduation. Yes she is now going to be a freshman in high school....wow do I feel old or what....No not really....LOL...So I am back and read to get back to posting....Hope everyone didn't miss me so much...I missed everyone...I feel like I am far behind with my blogging...Give me some time and I will get caught up...

Happy Memorial Day.....

2010-05-31T08:00:00.000-07:00

FREEDOMS' MEMORIAL

This day is set aside

to honor those

who took the chance to die.

But they have died in vain

if we ever forget

the reason why.

Freedom can be like time

slipping away

before we even know.

But we all have the choice

more, a duty

to battle freedoms' foe.

Let us give thanks this day

to all those brave

who paid the highest cost.

Not take it for granted

and realize

it easily could be lost.

Happy Hump Day......

2010-05-25T19:36:00.000-07:00

Hope everyone is having a great week..The weekend is almost here...yayyy

MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

2010-05-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,so he takes me from joint to joint

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain.'

Friday Follows>>(May 14th)

2010-05-14T18:49:00.000-07:00

To a wonderful person...My friend Martiza (1977-2010)

2010-05-10T21:00:00.000-07:00

This poem was done by one of my co-workers. She wrote this so beatifully. I couldn't have said it any better...We all love you Maritza..

Remembrance

Remembrance is a golden chain
Death tries to break,
but all in vain.
To have, to love, and then to part
Is the greatest sorrow of one's heart.
The years may wipe out many things
But some they wipe out never.
Like memories of those happy times
When we were all together.

"Grieve not, nor speak of me with tears, but laugh and talk of me as if I were beside you there."

You will always be in our hearts...

Happy Mother's Day..

2010-05-09T05:09:00.000-07:00

Mothers Day Poems

M - O - T - H - E - R

"M" is for the million things she gave me,

"O" means only that she's growing old,

"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,

"H" is for her heart of purest gold;

"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,

"R" means right, and right she'll always be,

Put them all together, they spell

"MOTHER,"

A word that means the world to me

Giveaway....

2010-05-08T18:07:00.000-07:00

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Mandatory Entry: Follow my blog & leave a comment telling me what you would use the Poster Print for if you won. You must do the mandatory entries in order for your extra entries to count. Please ake sure that you leave you name and email address n the comment...Please leave a comment with the entries that you have done...

Extra EntriesTo Enter:

•Follow me on Twitter-1entry please
•Add my button to your blog-1 entry
•Follow my blog-1 entries
•Blog about this giveaway linking back to this post - 5 entries (leave your link in the comment)

The winner would have 12 hours to response, otherwise, I'd choose another winner.

I wish everyone good luck..

Happy Cinco de Mayo......

2010-05-04T18:09:00.000-07:00

Installing a Husband.....

2010-04-28T19:13:00.000-07:00

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.
--------------------------------------------------
DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html,

Try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download
the FartingandSnoringLoudlyBeta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crashHusband
1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck ,
Tech Support

This is too funny....

2010-04-27T17:18:00.000-07:00

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,

'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.

That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)

"Only when he's been drinking.!!'

Friday Follow...(April 23)

2010-04-23T04:36:00.000-07:00