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Binuclear Disarosa

2011-06-26T15:24:00.000-07:00

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Binuclear Disarosa!

Before trying this move please note that his can be a sensitive move.
As you tell the girl you have incurable disease.

!! IMPORTANT !!
Make up a disease that doesn't really exists!

Talk to the hottest girl in the bar!
Tell her everything about your disease and your so called bucket list. Obviously tell her that one of the things you always wanted to do is...
Don't forget to shed a tear every once in a while during this move.
It's not crying it is acting!
Taking the hottest girl in the bar home with you!

And... yourin!

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Unknown!

2011-06-21T15:56:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

Unknown!

Unknown!

Another quite difficult move! Just like Does this smell like chloroform? it might gets you behind bars!

So the original idea is to get the victim into a cab and then to drive into a river. We understand that this quite hard to achieve. Therefor we have create another way for the "victim" to get amnesia.

Hit the victim! Suddenly and hard! Until she is knock out!

After she has woken up, run in the same room as she is and say:
"Liz! Thank god! You are still alive! I came as fast as I could!"

Obviously she will not recognize you. Now tell her you are her husband/boyfriend. Show her that she is wearing the same ring as you are. Or that you have the same last name. Fake identification isn't that hard to get!

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The Amazing read

2011-06-17T11:54:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Amazing read

The Amazing read

As always walk to a hot girl.

Tell her you can "read" people.
Of course she will be a bit sceptical. Which makes it a perfect opportunity for you to impress her.

If you think it's possible; try to hold her hands without her freaking out. Stare deeply into her eyes and tell her things that may seem really specific but in fact are not.
Because this is such a "DIY-move" and we are bro's. We will share some of our lines with you.

"When you are on your own you're really silent however... when there is a conversation about a topic you like, you just have to share your opinion/view."
"You have quite some friends but only a few, 3-5 or so are really close."
"You have no idea how stunningly beautiful you are."
This will make her smile (guaranteed!)

"Your smile tells me you're shy. There is no need to be shy. I think you're beautiful"
After you are done "reading" her. Tell her you think that, that are wonderful characteristics (and perhaps offer her a drink.)

And... yourin!

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The Advanced: Don't I know you from something?

2011-06-14T13:09:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Advanced: Don't I know you from something?

The Advanced: Don't I know you from something?

You will need a smartphone with photoshop and internet.

Walk up to a girl and give her the classic; "Don't I know you from somewhere?"
If you are lucky she responds friendly and baits.
If she doesn't and gives you the "erhm, no." Look at her like you are really baffled by how familiar she looks to you. Act unconvinced and ask her for her name. She might only say her first name then try luring out her last name as well for this will make the next part a whole lot easier. When she has given you her name, ponder it for a while (absolutely take your time to remember it) and then say something like "Hmm... it sounds really familiar... O well" and walk away.

Now go on Facebook and search for her. Hopefully she has photo's off her group vacations/travals/whatever. If not, try checking her friends photo's, repeat till you found some. After you found a photo, photoshop yourself in the background. Take your time and try to get as much info as possible (comments!).
Now with the photoshopped photo, walk up to the same girl again. And say something like: "Here!! I knew it! We met on that one holiday!"
If you are convincing enough she well be a bit embarrassed for not remembering you. Which in her mind made her look like a total bitch. She will feel obliged to spend time with you to make up for it.

And you are SO in!

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Sad but true

2011-06-12T13:13:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

Sad but true

Sad but true

Just say:

"No man would think of war, violence or racism if he saw your boobs!
Make this world a better place <3"

And... yourin!

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The Magic Key

2011-06-06T09:47:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Magic Key

The Magic Key

Make a second front door key.

Slide the key in the girls hand. She will wonder which lock it fits.
Then wisper in her ear: "I can show you where I live. You're always welcome."

And... yourin!

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The Chocolate Trail

2011-05-29T14:17:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Chocolate Trail

The Chocolate Trail

This will require some preparation.
You will need to set a trail of chocolates from your very own bedroom to a bar.

Once you've done that speak to a girl and let her follow the trail.

And... yourin!

The actual trick is in the amount of alcohol in the chocolates! Chocolates with a lot of alcohol are disgusting therefor you should slowly increase the amount of alcohol in the chocolates. Of course the chocolates with the least amount of alcohol near the bar and the chocolates, that are basically a shot near your bed.

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Does this smell like chloroform?

2011-05-26T09:23:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

Does this smell like chloroform?

Does this smell like chloroform?

Obtain some chloroform. How? I don't care (and know) but just get some. After all that is what this entire site is for; getting some...
Put the chloroform on a towel or any piece of cloth.

Grab your balls because you will need them...
Ask a girl: "Does this smell like chloroform?" then hold your piece of cloth near her nose.
She will like it so much, she will "drop dead".
No further explanation needed!

And... yourin!

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The Sheen

2011-05-25T01:55:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Sheen

The Sheen

This might be one of the hardest moves with the least preparation time. However it's probably also one of the most awesomest there is. IMPORTANT: This trick is all about attitude!

Go to a local bar with any erotic magazine. Just "read" it and look for some girls to make eye contact with. Now here starts the actual move. Once you made eye contact, ignore her but try to let her come to you.

When she comes after you (not if, but when) get ready for a "Meh... I don't care."
She will talk some rubbish, which neither of the parties will care for.
Respond with: "I don't care, you know what, perhaps if you can bring 6 other girls, a bottle of Scotch and some coke. Call me when you found your friends, here is my card!"

Just leave
And... yourin!

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The Shoeless

2011-05-24T07:35:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Shoeless

The Shoeless

Take your shoes off and lay them near the bar.
Go to a hot girl, preferably not near your shoes.
Walk to her and compliment her, how nice her shoes are.
Don't forget to look a bit too obvious at her shoes.
She will most likely notice that you are only wearing socks.

Now there are 2 scenarios possible:

The why don't you wear shoes question?

Tell her you are making this a not cliche pick-up line.
And ask her if you can buy her a drink.

The where are your shoes question?

Tell her that your shoes are at the bar.
Ask her to come along and tell her you will buy her a drink.

And... yourin!

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The Scuba diver

2011-05-23T04:24:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:

The Scuba diver

The Scuba diver

First, rent a scuba suit.

Go to your favorite spot with the scuba suit. Walk around for a while to make sure that everybody has seen your scuba suit. Eventually they’ll start wondering why you are wearing a scuba suit, thus creating a mysterious vibe around your persona.

After a while approach a hot girl and say “Baby, I’m gonna make you só wet tonight..”
She will laugh. Hopefully.

And... yourin!

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The Slowmotion

2011-05-22T06:43:00.000-07:00

Original move can be found here:
The Slowmotion

The Slowmotion

Search on the internet for some slow music on a piano.

Download it as a mp3 file and put it on your mp3-player.
Go to your favorite spot with your mp3-player and your speakers. Wait for the perfect girl to spot you, at that moment, you play the song which is on your mp3-player. Then shake from the left to the right and back a couple times in slowmotion. Stop shaking your head and look at the girl.

Say in a low voice (the finishing touch for the slowmotion effect)

“Hey! How are you doin'?”

And... yourin!

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The Slowmotion

The incredible oneliners!

2011-05-21T17:17:00.000-07:00

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Now here are some oneliners:

How do you like your egg? Scrambled, sunny side up or fertilized?
What should I do to seduce you?
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I want to be your Adam! *Only works if the girl is called Eve*
Do you have a compass and a map? Because I am lost in your eyes!
DAMMMMMNNN GUUURRLLL!!!!!
Is your father a thief? Because he took all the stars and put them in your eyes!
Nice dress, it looks good on you! But I like it better next to my bed!
What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers...
I figured you wanted beer! *When spilling beer on her*
Do you speak English? Do you kiss French?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.

Hello everyone!

2011-05-21T17:14:00.001-07:00

This is the begining of my new blog!
Other then this blog I also have my official site here:

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The content will be basically the same. The only difference will be the time it's updated!