Assholes

2012-03-03T00:24:00.001-08:00

Oh God WHY!?

2012-02-25T14:39:00.000-08:00

Extra Pulp Fiction

2012-02-21T14:50:00.001-08:00

Toto misses...

2012-02-13T02:26:00.000-08:00

Expert mode

2012-02-01T02:02:00.000-08:00

I SEA what you did there

2012-01-27T04:31:00.000-08:00

Gay Test

2012-01-26T00:31:00.000-08:00

Nicholas Cage evolution

2012-01-25T21:53:00.000-08:00

1997

2012

KILL IT!

2012-01-23T14:56:00.001-08:00

How I imagine a regular Scientology service

2012-01-23T04:53:00.001-08:00

Only 3 more years! Can't wait!

2012-01-22T17:59:00.001-08:00

Scumbag Jumanji player Friend-zones opponent

2012-01-22T00:27:00.000-08:00

Hipster Steven Spielberg

2012-01-18T16:52:00.001-08:00

Martin Scoreswayze

2012-01-16T04:05:00.000-08:00

"One wave man! ONE WAVE!"

Funnyish Photographs I suppose

2012-01-13T15:37:00.000-08:00

First World Problems. Level 42

2012-01-09T14:13:00.001-08:00

USA Vs Canada

2012-01-05T14:27:00.001-08:00

Extremely Short Stories. 2011 Collection

2011-12-29T22:38:00.000-08:00

Oh. Woops

2011-12-27T20:53:00.000-08:00

President Obama meets with Nickelback fans

2011-12-21T18:42:00.000-08:00

I must go now

2011-12-20T15:01:00.000-08:00

Justin Timberlake. Inspiration

2011-12-19T06:33:00.000-08:00

Cool Costume

2011-12-16T12:53:00.001-08:00

Did you know???

2011-12-09T23:58:00.001-08:00

Q. Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?

A. When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

Q. Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help?

A. This comes from the French word m'aidez - meaning 'help me' - and is pronounced approximately, 'mayday.'

Q. Why are zero scores in tennis called 'love'?

A. In France , where tennis became popular, round zero on the scoreboard looked like an egg and was called 'l'oeuf,' which is French for 'egg.' When tennis was introduced in the US , Americans (mis)pronounced it 'love.'

Q. Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?

A. In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous.

Q. Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called 'passing the buck'?

A. In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility of dealing, he would 'pass the buck' to the next player.

Q. Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?

A. It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would only touch or clink the host's glass with his own.

Q. Why are people in the public eye said to be 'in the limelight'?

A. Invented in 1825,limelight was used in lighthouses and theatres by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In the theatre, a performer 'in the limelight' was the center of attention.

Q. Why is someone who is feeling great 'on cloud nine'?

A. Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.

Q. In golf, where did the term 'Caddie' come from?

A. When Mary Queen of Scots went to France as a young girl, Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scots game 'golf.' So he had the first course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her.

Mary liked this a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie.

Q. Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?

A. Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called 'pygg'. When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as 'pygg banks.' When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a container that resembled a pig. And it caught on.

Q. Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches (milling), while pennies and nickels do not?

A. The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.

Request-A-Story

2011-12-07T04:05:00.001-08:00

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