SOB WIRED

Metro Life Expectancy

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:48:00 +0000

What does it say about our city when an Elephant at the Zoo (51) has a longer life expectancy than most East Side Residents?

Hood Records - Auto Racing

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:39:00 +0000

I am not sure that we have had anyone travel from one crappy part of town in the metro 27th & PROSPECT to another one PARALLEL PKWY KCK in the history of this city.

These two citizens took an 80's model Oldsmobile for a 16 mile ride at 100mph. Felony drug warrants brink out the best in all of us!

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:14:00 +0000

I have been following politics (closely) now since the 91 election cycle and have never been this bored this early in a primary. I am sick and tired of hearing candidates from all parties argue over "fair share" and attempt to cast each other as villains due to the amount of money they have made. Are we really out to elect the most poverty stricken person to the White House?

You people are delusional if you think that an "average" person with an average life, average job and average family is capable of leading the free world. We should expect our leaders to have been successful in their private lives.

We don't make F students valedictorians, pick the slowest/fattest kid first in sports and strive to hook up with the ugliest women we see do we (bets and contest don't count)? You don't shop at stores with the highest prices and worst products because you can relate to how crappy of a business owner the person is. We don't pick the worst doctors to take care of us. And we don't expect weak cowards to defend our country.

So why would something as important as this be any different?

YET some of you morons want to pick the most average unqualified candidate to lead our nation and because of that we all have to sit through these pathetic attacks and debates. Think about it, we are actually witnessing successful people DEFEND their success because some of you are insecure about your station in life.

Get over it douche bags and let us pick someone for their ideas and experience rather than their ability to be slightly above average.

Almost Daily Link Blast

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:07:00 +0000

10 links to get you through the day

1. 10 flight attendant stories that are a little crazy.
2. The 5 bad habits of poor people. Can't they just be normal.
3. 7 events that prove that the end of the world is coming
4. 11 things more disgusting than your toilet seat.
5. Stonewall Pizza in Lenexa makes national news.
6. 28 hottest girls of the 80's
7. DRINKING GAME - STATE OF THE UNION 2012
8. Starbucks makes it official - BOOZE is in.
9. Crap guys hope to get in the future
10. 5 ways to get through an awesome day of unemployment

UAW 31 - Real Geniuses

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:27:00 +0000

GM invests $20 million into a local plant in a BAD economy, while other plants close and these fools piss on their face and authorize a strike vote.

THE WIRE - Gangsta Gangsta

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:13:00 +0000

New Police Initiative = FAIL

New police chief and mayor and still nothing has changed in this city
1. Two for the price of 1 in the hood. TWO KILLED
2. Probation given to Go Kart thief Killer
3. Chilling out on the side of a highway gets you killed
4. Did this dumb ass not know that banks had cameras. He might as well of said cheese
5. East Side women have started to fight back.
6. Further proof that we live in a metro full of dumb ass's
7. Carjackers with crappy taste hit Lenexa. A Sebring????????
8. Old ass woman a drug smuggler.

Vanessa Hudgens Returns

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:48:00 +0000

Infographic - Pawn Empire

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:42:00 +0000

For all of you Reality Pawn Show Fans.

Irish Ale - Boulevard Brewmaster Video

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:38:00 +0000

Tech N9ne - Dysfunctional

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:35:00 +0000

A DUH!, Journalist moment- Gardner

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:40:00 +0000

"Twitter may change how we communicate"

YA THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost Daily Link Blast

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

1. Meet the blonde chick that caused a captain to go Titanic on everyone.
2. Obama wife thinks that $28 for a burger isn't all that bad.
3. Thanking god could be bad for your health.
4. 15 fences that don't suck
5. Obama writes love letters to Iran.
6. Sooner or later you run out of people to file claims.
7. Who do you talk to if your daughter decides to whore herself out?
8. 2012 most stressful jobs.
9. Fake places that are real.
10. Which Disney Princesses would be the best to hook up with?
11. 5 unknown weapons that dentist use to cause pain.

Is this the greatest App ever?

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:24:00 +0000

AVOID THE GHETTO APP!

KC residents have had this for years. Their cars automatically turn West once they get near Troost.

The Wire - Over/Under Update

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:56:00 +0000

Early this year I made my yearly Vegas betting line on the over/under in KCMO murders this year. At first I was surprised at how many of you took the over 3 weeks in, you might be right.

1. If a house in East KCMO burns down, does the property value increase or decrease?

2. MLK's dream doesn't mean much to East KCMO residents. 3 MURDERED

3. Breaking into a home in the most armed 2 mile area on the continent is not a good idea. NorthEast Robber Shot.

4. Independence Center just met its end. Shooting this weekend. Shoppers tell the media how scared they were.

5. Charges were finally filed on the man that got 2012 off to a quick start.

Obama Admin Terrorist Information Chart

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:28:00 +0000

Hoodwinked & Bamboozled by Democrats

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:20:00 +0000

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

1. Democrats wanted to end MLK's dream.
2. Legacy of Democrats racism.
3. It's 2012 and Democrats haven't changed.
4. Democrat lead KKK targeted Republicans
5. The KKK was the terrorist arm of the Democratic Party.
6. History of violence Democrats have had towards black people
7. Who is the real Democrat Party?
8. Democrats use media to hide their racism
9. Democrats spared murder to black people as long as they didn't vote for Republicans
10. David Duke is OWS
11. Joe Biden lets his racism slip
12. Harry Reid lets his racism slip
13. Famous quotes by Racist Democrats
14. "Democrats hate black people" - Blacksphere

Public Enemy - By The Time I Get To Arizona

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:39:00 +0000

Huntsman will be missed

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:36:00 +0000

Well his daughters will

MLK DAY

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:28:00 +0000

Friday the 13th Kicked KCK's ass

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:05:00 +0000

KCK is a terrible place to live on most days BUT this Friday the 13th has elevated the shittyness of JOCO's neighbors to the North.

1. 2 shot in KCK's beautiful east side.
2. Kids aren't even safe bathing in east KCK
3. This guy was doing great in his police chase UNTIL he entered KCK.
4. Women in KCK have a short shelf life.

Almost Daily Link Blast

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:53:00 +0000

16 Links that don't suck.

1. The 10 Worst States to live out your rotting days in.

2. The Best Tech Friendly airports in America
3. The return of the SHAM WOW GUY
4. Goodfellas TV Show is on its way
5. Which ex girlfriends are worth keeping around?
6. For those of you still dating in your 30's (losers) here is a list of questions for you to ask your potential victims.
7. Dating rules that guys wish chicks would break.
8. Best ways to quit drinking soda
9. Sushi and fine cigars coming to a Walgreen's near you.
10. WTF is going on with these 10 necks?
11. 7 signs that you are an Adult
12. Have you been wondering what Leann Rimes has been doing?
13. 10 things you should know about internet porn.
14. A survival guide for Bachelor Parties
15. What is the future of the internet?
16. 7 Movies that you didn't know were racist

Picture of the Day - FRIDAY

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:13:00 +0000

Danica the Honey Badger???

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:10:00 +0000

"Last year, I think, somebody showed me this video of the honey badger, and the commentator on it was very, very funny," Patrick said. "Anyway, the honey badger, he doesn't give a cr*p, he takes what he wants. And that's how I'm going to be this year, like a honey badger."

Works for me

Karma 1 - John Edwards 0

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:57:00 +0000

Sucks to be you John.

Black Rob - Whoa

noreply@blogger.com (Sob) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:17:00 +0000