Shark Bites with Micah and Charlie

Nightmare Shark

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Fri, 17 Apr 2020 14:52:00 -0700

1,2 Vatue dream shark God is coming for you 3,4 this movie really was a bore 5,6 this move could use a fix 7,8 left me feeling irate 9,10 never going to watch it again.
Read more »

Trailer Park Shark

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 5 Apr 2020 12:45:00 -0700

This is a movie about Trailer Hicks! Not to be mistaken for Trailer Hitch. Learn about redneck ingenuity and pick up some new dance moves.

Dam Shark

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 22 Mar 2020 12:28:00 -0700

The heavens opened up and a angelic voice stated you shall suffer no more. Then don from teh clouds came this shark movie.

Read more »

6 Headed Shark Attack

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 1 Mar 2020 12:44:00 -0800

I'm just gonna say it. I'm glad we're done with these movies. There. It's off my chest. We're going to be sticking with sharks that have strictly 1-2 heads now and I think we're better off for it. *sighs*

Read more »

5 Headed Shark Attack

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 14:22:00 -0800

They say two heads are better then one. Then imagine how good a movie with a shark with 5 heads could be.The answer is more or less "Meh" but hey listen and hear what two heads have to say.

Read more »

Shark Attack 3

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 9 Feb 2020 11:01:00 -0800

This week we reviewed Shark Attack 3. You'll find this hard to believe, but this is the last Shark Attack movie. Truly this was a series that was cut off at its prime.

Read more »

Shark Attack 2

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 26 Jan 2020 13:31:00 -0800

Shark Attack 2 answers the age old question can a sequel be better then the original with yes but not by much.

Read more »

Shark Attack

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sat, 28 Dec 2019 17:23:00 -0800

We watched Shark Attack. The movie so nice they made it thrice! There's three Shark Attack movies. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Read more »

Deep Blue Sea 2

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 22 Dec 2019 13:29:00 -0800

This movie ask the question what if we made a sequel to Deep Blue Sea, but we used half the amount of money,quality,writing talent,and acting ability.

Read more »

#8 - Santa Jaws

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2019 15:46:00 -0800

I sang a song in the beginning of this one! Probably a bit unwise. This ones about a magic Christmas shark. We love it! No, really its good, don't go away!

#7 - Night of the Sharks

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2019 15:39:00 -0800

Our movie is a thriller this week, Night of the Sharks! Featuring the first ever on-screen appearance of a CD player. This episode also features a passionate debate about fashion and some sweet synth music. Stop reading this summary and listen to it! s' pretty good.
Read more »

#6 - Ghost Shark

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 13 Jan 2019 09:47:00 -0800

Can a gang of plucky teens outwit the carnivorous ghost of a great white shark? Will they discover the secret of Finch's sweet bourbon glass? Does the police sheriff have fake eyebrows? Find out the answers to these questions and on Shark Bites!

Read more »

#5 - Mako: The Jaws of Death

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 7 Oct 2018 18:47:00 -0700

This is a touching movie about a man who learns the true meaning of friendship. Just kidding, its about shark murder and bad 70s fashion. Yay!

#4 - The Shallows

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 7 Oct 2018 18:45:00 -0700

Keeping with the theme of Mexico, this week we dove into The Shallows! I guess that's a bad metaphor. You shouldn't dive into shallow water.

Read more »

#3 - Tintorera

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 7 Oct 2018 18:43:00 -0700

This week we took on our first foreign language movie, Tintorera! Well.... we've seen other movies in foreign languages. But this is the first, we've done on the podcast. Hey! Stop laughing! I'll have you know we both speak Spanish.

Read more »

#2 - 47 Meters Down

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 7 Oct 2018 18:41:00 -0700

This week we watched 47 Meters Down. Micah and I keep mixing up the title in this one. Maybe if this movie wasn't awful, we would have remembered it.

Read more »

#1 - The Meg

thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com (thesophomoricsavant@gmail.com) — Sun, 7 Oct 2018 18:38:00 -0700

This week we watched The Meg! Starring Ruby Rose and some other people Charlie didn't really care about. No really, though, its got Dwight from The Office and that angry British guy.

Read more »