tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85663686594858573632024-10-02T13:36:38.857-07:00狂氣MAX的塗鴉小窩http://www.blogger.com/profile/09787154446701864673noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566368659485857363.post-65891727052843796122011-10-05T14:21:00.000-07:002011-10-05T14:26:36.333-07:00<div class="innertext"><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHrqR31m4puF0BJEBU_-DtD8mvX1h92T8eOWagi7VyHkL0_GqXqND3sRHFwB1toryl16QsMqXefrUhvUt1P9_xlIk0_GXACsIK0BacC2secZ2JRoQdFQwQz2sZwu3SNStH6G9rz0WCWlPJ/s1600/1061243667.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHrqR31m4puF0BJEBU_-DtD8mvX1h92T8eOWagi7VyHkL0_GqXqND3sRHFwB1toryl16QsMqXefrUhvUt1P9_xlIk0_GXACsIK0BacC2secZ2JRoQdFQwQz2sZwu3SNStH6G9rz0WCWlPJ/s640/1061243667.jpg" width="640" /></a><br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">話說前陣子在網路上看到一張有趣的照片</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> <br /> </span></strong><br /> <a name='more'></a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> <div style="text-align: right;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">&nbsp;</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjinU4kn_EMTi7wFHNSr911IPDDd5E6IMxnv0ZllQ1JiGeW1oKJQMhBZpEktZDXB5RC6-J-L-46a2dnrfMDq3TlIZKt2g98JPVPnBbcf52DsxKuc9szUTx2B4WAOyE19PMSt1_3Y1NsnjUN/s1600/1061243675.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjinU4kn_EMTi7wFHNSr911IPDDd5E6IMxnv0ZllQ1JiGeW1oKJQMhBZpEktZDXB5RC6-J-L-46a2dnrfMDq3TlIZKt2g98JPVPnBbcf52DsxKuc9szUTx2B4WAOyE19PMSt1_3Y1NsnjUN/s640/1061243675.jpg" width="480" /></a><br /> &nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">就</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">是這張烘手機的照片，實在是太白痴了ＸＤ</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> &nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">當時遇到剛上完洗手間的同事，兩人就聊起了這張有趣的照片</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAqKsFOeXV0WKIBbTO8j6b04SInnz11aiMpQNfVXII0vp1CBBj_0n-QOmtGLeWpoITkRoc9GM0QSVIBeIWY51pWMcKZ_bEihYb_72-gl8f_L3ygdgWRrqlXYietbvxAzK_eQ04VUxP7qIG/s1600/1061243671.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAqKsFOeXV0WKIBbTO8j6b04SInnz11aiMpQNfVXII0vp1CBBj_0n-QOmtGLeWpoITkRoc9GM0QSVIBeIWY51pWMcKZ_bEihYb_72-gl8f_L3ygdgWRrqlXYietbvxAzK_eQ04VUxP7qIG/s1600/1061243671.jpg" /></a></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ88F92UYtSnXNaNN7_ZXtqscnmMwCEpWKFGwPiDqhkyWzCvlLkhQPmhf7sErNzfGlTzN7TNPkulVCa9CJ8j40EIpiwJNc3TExNKdMMbvCiDfNZQJCRSZy0oLGTHLP0LDN0mX5muR2dCFd/s1600/1061243670.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ88F92UYtSnXNaNN7_ZXtqscnmMwCEpWKFGwPiDqhkyWzCvlLkhQPmhf7sErNzfGlTzN7TNPkulVCa9CJ8j40EIpiwJNc3TExNKdMMbvCiDfNZQJCRSZy0oLGTHLP0LDN0mX5muR2dCFd/s1600/1061243670.jpg" /></a></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKPBay-KbO16Gf26PT-qhbwpbE-lH2myw3Nu-oqRCctfiPnPL6EHDRPjaraiWAPIqOlDprMYOB3IrKfWTSRBY0qQxS475N2xdDkgZRA_6NcyInSU85fOUyO9cabSrP0YcYWdGcC21LGIB1/s1600/1061243674.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKPBay-KbO16Gf26PT-qhbwpbE-lH2myw3Nu-oqRCctfiPnPL6EHDRPjaraiWAPIqOlDprMYOB3IrKfWTSRBY0qQxS475N2xdDkgZRA_6NcyInSU85fOUyO9cabSrP0YcYWdGcC21LGIB1/s1600/1061243674.jpg" /></a></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNFrcVph1-qxr3aM1_1CgAtM7y8YExxsIFM6G88zwHmv0I2J5vTRcFxIysgpA-dzXEXSVD15-e-MFXbFE1L7Iyqq5JRqEplKOgB_0c1sCCmrVCp2PzuJOCWsGy07g8aXi8yv9Ly0G3CAti/s1600/1061243672.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNFrcVph1-qxr3aM1_1CgAtM7y8YExxsIFM6G88zwHmv0I2J5vTRcFxIysgpA-dzXEXSVD15-e-MFXbFE1L7Iyqq5JRqEplKOgB_0c1sCCmrVCp2PzuJOCWsGy07g8aXi8yv9Ly0G3CAti/s1600/1061243672.jpg" /></a>&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">我一直以為拿手機去烘就已經夠誇張了...沒想到</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLtu43usTaefLrs3QuXJKonELmfvp8hxADXNOsyuM5ftC37ZHXM_0_ruM54f7RUtkeDOQyZF9iKgznD3giSC0tDOxrmBRcTuLEfsYF6ObW4avj375t7JvALmLB63spUOEwdiffFkc0LGns/s1600/1061243673.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLtu43usTaefLrs3QuXJKonELmfvp8hxADXNOsyuM5ftC37ZHXM_0_ruM54f7RUtkeDOQyZF9iKgznD3giSC0tDOxrmBRcTuLEfsYF6ObW4avj375t7JvALmLB63spUOEwdiffFkc0LGns/s1600/1061243673.jpg" /></a></span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">&nbsp;居然還有人當眾把它當吹風機用，吹完還無視旁人的抓著髮蠟</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">我跟同事當場看傻了眼，這個人也太忘我了吧！？</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">&nbsp;要是我，死也不會那麼做....當時的我是這麼想的....</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRSPvqRMVQ-Fxn-KkN3tyLrN6cLuG_2u8I6ExoyBsp39dOB0fVsWMgPKZKIfF2r8EH9Fq8UpFq-2BD1yibkLcpdOZfXah5Y_hLHJlgsZH-AlQixI-BaCsHJg7Tsv6nG08xauogtZkYbuAc/s1600/1061243668.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRSPvqRMVQ-Fxn-KkN3tyLrN6cLuG_2u8I6ExoyBsp39dOB0fVsWMgPKZKIfF2r8EH9Fq8UpFq-2BD1yibkLcpdOZfXah5Y_hLHJlgsZH-AlQixI-BaCsHJg7Tsv6nG08xauogtZkYbuAc/s1600/1061243668.jpg" /></a></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">幾天後，我在上班途中遇到了大雷雨</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">只好衝到附近的廁所去躲雨...</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">然後在那裡...我發現了某樣東西</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp; <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLTslHOD2EWu61YeI2YnlS-WFK3_LFRmT-zi4beW_fNdnAFhgFiOivWvjkl-qdiK4QP7XysiI8SUB3dnv_gkdYxRotygPoFJ4RwWNDhiU48yTabPyFOD_HQyeIYabxAZbRsv9-nRsaNsmT/s1600/1061243669.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLTslHOD2EWu61YeI2YnlS-WFK3_LFRmT-zi4beW_fNdnAFhgFiOivWvjkl-qdiK4QP7XysiI8SUB3dnv_gkdYxRotygPoFJ4RwWNDhiU48yTabPyFOD_HQyeIYabxAZbRsv9-nRsaNsmT/s1600/1061243669.jpg" /></a></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">...........................................</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">...................................................................</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">................................................................................</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">..................................................................................................</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">&nbsp;</span></strong> <br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><br /> </span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmnaq9AAF4pKB38WqleXETljOYY6gjbH850f7lSEEBJxPAVur-rZslOuXLxJIrOrJo2UWsEme1yCseAzajHutH-4M7IaW3PiJijiNL1HrVSRZM27T-coZGKnsaDwiKbyY2RF00aVQF5DlN/s1600/1061243676.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmnaq9AAF4pKB38WqleXETljOYY6gjbH850f7lSEEBJxPAVur-rZslOuXLxJIrOrJo2UWsEme1yCseAzajHutH-4M7IaW3PiJijiNL1HrVSRZM27T-coZGKnsaDwiKbyY2RF00aVQF5DlN/s1600/1061243676.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=maxgamer&amp;b=32764&amp;f=1061243676.jpg" target="_blank"><br /> </a></span></strong><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">那天上班我脖子很酸...（你還不是也用了！！</span></strong> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=maxgamer&amp;b=32764&amp;f=1061243661.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"></a></div><div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFGEpx_q43rM_7O1I6QYg0nwKPc48f038GGorPVKKk5mIj2wlg3OJLcG_CV0M4eUOjGuusuwrv10JKVSJE4oCqBJ9GuOAd4HLtS8P1Hl4ZSxsxcSI8W4WDwT3NwLDoZYAjDRCL5Gan_AIM/s1600/1061243661.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFGEpx_q43rM_7O1I6QYg0nwKPc48f038GGorPVKKk5mIj2wlg3OJLcG_CV0M4eUOjGuusuwrv10JKVSJE4oCqBJ9GuOAd4HLtS8P1Hl4ZSxsxcSI8W4WDwT3NwLDoZYAjDRCL5Gan_AIM/s1600/1061243661.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #451528;">相信每個人都有遇到過吧？當你正忙到不行的時候，電話響個不停<br /> <br /> 匆匆忙忙的接起來卻是</span></strong><br /> <a name='more'></a><br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmC_f7sGmlpaqQ2_wYnzoe8o2GSOZ8U18qDomeqdApQDwGKlxSBb1EZ8W_MnFFVNuUEFTxxgSZFztf15juOWMt79PlFgC6JSAeVYzpIU8qc2gWGt87bv2ZQpMdnRgoNmVmlHYKC7tIOVuk/s1600/1061243662.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmC_f7sGmlpaqQ2_wYnzoe8o2GSOZ8U18qDomeqdApQDwGKlxSBb1EZ8W_MnFFVNuUEFTxxgSZFztf15juOWMt79PlFgC6JSAeVYzpIU8qc2gWGt87bv2ZQpMdnRgoNmVmlHYKC7tIOVuk/s1600/1061243662.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #451528; font-size: 36px;"><br /> <span style="color: #c00000; font-size: 36px;">這種電話.....　</span><br /> <br /> <br /> </span><br /> 是的，這是詐騙電話。電話的那頭通常會傳來操著大陸口音的甜美女聲，內容不外乎是「你在工作啊？」<br /> <br /> 「你不記得我了嗎？我是阿嬌啊」乍聽之下還以為是自己的朋友打來的，稍微一不注意，很容易就被騙到<br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh2xUyoM5mzvyXCX4P01y4470hGcQkuMj_erVWjMZJ6rbu0FIwTEHTCR1NJ5PBQHo6NM6s-R1S8Ig76MUF49euX7nYlVJrulaBnQrtQShMXMpnKzxgreWrEtomE40fMo-aANyriquYCAZj/s1600/1061243663.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh2xUyoM5mzvyXCX4P01y4470hGcQkuMj_erVWjMZJ6rbu0FIwTEHTCR1NJ5PBQHo6NM6s-R1S8Ig76MUF49euX7nYlVJrulaBnQrtQShMXMpnKzxgreWrEtomE40fMo-aANyriquYCAZj/s1600/1061243663.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <br /> 有一次我再也忍不住了，於是我就先聲奪人ＸＤ<br /> <br /> 面對無預警的反擊，對方果然愣住了<br /> <br /> 既然中招了，機會難得，不玩就太可惜了（喂）<br /> <br /> 於是就...<br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1efnJUeO1rAt5pPitUqYZr6H_4UVxIn-1x4INjIpik_xWVdmOHjrUR8IT-jYHOhJU-RwAWwKMBo25gVbJERj7gRShk2D4FIHeZtc5JdyxSxo_kfKX-yqAmihTkNh-IrMwF4vKfdGw6wdR/s1600/1061243664.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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left: 649px; mozopacity: 0.3; opacity: 0.3; position: absolute; top: 144px; visibility: hidden;" width="96" /> <div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /> <br /> <br /> <img height="72" src="http://f11.wretch.yimg.com/maxgamer/32764/1061243661.jpg?q2EYwKFDdBCg9Ur5QXMLb25tXQl7zNiLwyjkwZWSODgavo3SA7KowrsHphq.WcIcJ.Y0UA--" style="filter: alpha(opacity=30); left: 482px; mozopacity: 0.3; opacity: 0.3; position: absolute; top: 49px; visibility: hidden;" width="96" />狂氣MAX的塗鴉小窩http://www.blogger.com/profile/09787154446701864673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566368659485857363.post-9437850725214154852011-10-05T14:07:00.000-07:002011-10-05T14:30:19.828-07:00<div class="innertext"><br /> <div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4OcvrF_coFamG8YgdyrpQVrwmXMyc5CnntHcxoOMeT82-NOOhGahj6VbwyOvBE3bApopE5fu_4Xs97H7JoJIfOkwQvVLw9FSqLM84v0qiD63qDAGWQfhULiQtUjLhZ2yPHdp2b7EEVF16/s1600/1061243657.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4OcvrF_coFamG8YgdyrpQVrwmXMyc5CnntHcxoOMeT82-NOOhGahj6VbwyOvBE3bApopE5fu_4Xs97H7JoJIfOkwQvVLw9FSqLM84v0qiD63qDAGWQfhULiQtUjLhZ2yPHdp2b7EEVF16/s1600/1061243657.jpg" /></a><br /> <span style="color: #a2a2a2;"><span style="color: #794a72;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong><br /> 雖然說退伍已經一段時間了，但麥斯還是改不掉洗完澡順便洗衣的習慣</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><strong><br /> <span style="font-size: 18px;">是</span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong><span style="color: #794a72;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">說</span>比較好一點的衣服用手洗也比較不會傷到衣料，所以就算很花時間，麥斯也樂此不疲</span></span></strong></span></span></span><br /> <a name='more'></a><span style="color: black;">&nbsp;</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcqu_mtB05mfMqC5bAGM08S2a34Z815HXa_lZbYUtY7usxGkfg4oZUBNGLor421zHZf543vFk7v3qsTm4S233ZvlP6UgfqWZSC8FmnL4W77JYNyhQNZnWcC8ihod6NX_pkg6rbBLQjdkSs/s1600/1061243658.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcqu_mtB05mfMqC5bAGM08S2a34Z815HXa_lZbYUtY7usxGkfg4oZUBNGLor421zHZf543vFk7v3qsTm4S233ZvlP6UgfqWZSC8FmnL4W77JYNyhQNZnWcC8ihod6NX_pkg6rbBLQjdkSs/s1600/1061243658.jpg" /></a><br /> <span style="color: #a2a2a2;"><strong><span style="color: #794a72;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><br /> <br /> 但是要擰乾的時候如果碰到這種又厚又重的衣料，就非常麻煩</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjZ-1QzhBcbCe_eglFBVyEimONBAJD89LN0elPGiGF11W1fTHocYKRxJsSWyPcsNc813JMTpW3tqDIFsAU-wcrvlYgQVWjaJU-MIWs6DPdejGbkD4eeyxF9Muy7rrJx5vXii-3rkRtvphi/s1600/1061243659.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjZ-1QzhBcbCe_eglFBVyEimONBAJD89LN0elPGiGF11W1fTHocYKRxJsSWyPcsNc813JMTpW3tqDIFsAU-wcrvlYgQVWjaJU-MIWs6DPdejGbkD4eeyxF9Muy7rrJx5vXii-3rkRtvphi/s1600/1061243659.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzTh9BFD09JWdVx6_TzLENbjRieqv04AXa7M0KdITY4_20VhDWfLLX4zVIjJT7YdKHJcrK6ekijbGVonNXW3DAUbaJCSABWWggonTgM8hUrA8o5P3XFr7UEITjzn_WYI3ghMs0X6BdNL9G/s1600/1061243660.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzTh9BFD09JWdVx6_TzLENbjRieqv04AXa7M0KdITY4_20VhDWfLLX4zVIjJT7YdKHJcrK6ekijbGVonNXW3DAUbaJCSABWWggonTgM8hUrA8o5P3XFr7UEITjzn_WYI3ghMs0X6BdNL9G/s1600/1061243660.jpg" /></a></span></span><span style="color: #794a72;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">有一次當麥斯又洗到這件厚重的運動褲時<br /> 一如往常的，我使出吃奶的力氣～只差沒漏尿（喂！）</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2EfzMMzGzj7cZ0mrAdVErFtcpT0FhfUDTL6UlAVAQcTW1ZAzMpHmnNcH-6g4JR_PgH9YY-tFLREGACr1QEKntbpV_6oldNzpcDgeQ3mx2IGWjhvQ924ybuCM-jqbBBnO2z7BHONDpZohZ/s1600/1061243655.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2EfzMMzGzj7cZ0mrAdVErFtcpT0FhfUDTL6UlAVAQcTW1ZAzMpHmnNcH-6g4JR_PgH9YY-tFLREGACr1QEKntbpV_6oldNzpcDgeQ3mx2IGWjhvQ924ybuCM-jqbBBnO2z7BHONDpZohZ/s1600/1061243655.jpg" /></a></span></span><span style="color: #794a72;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><span style="font-size: 18px;">不料，手滑了一下</span><br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPDZPsSzd2RyeNhlsPiQ9MHWYrBKCwvor9mh2uVNbq9Q-wkPY9w64Q4cXLT5Ez1mVD2ox6qbcOG9TF5UhWy7mztaLvmkCvnTu4OLaY8f9gZEUJ3yYGue_-xOXJJXvhc2HE4Muyt1t-kNR5/s1600/1061243656.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPDZPsSzd2RyeNhlsPiQ9MHWYrBKCwvor9mh2uVNbq9Q-wkPY9w64Q4cXLT5Ez1mVD2ox6qbcOG9TF5UhWy7mztaLvmkCvnTu4OLaY8f9gZEUJ3yYGue_-xOXJJXvhc2HE4Muyt1t-kNR5/s1600/1061243656.jpg" /></a></span></span><span style="color: #794a72;"><span style="color: #7f003f;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><br /> <br /> 接著就悲劇了（攤<br /> <br /> <br /> 現在想一想都覺得好笑，一般人應該沒什麼機會被自己灌拳頭吧？<br /> 這告訴大家以後手洗衣物，請記得用洗衣機脫水ＸＤ</span></span></span></strong></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM01emOIKSM9yGPqTKuTk6w-kVFcwF0TURGfs3U-pW37PU-6zzSx3zBtpfnaK8SSBW4we-TZHp_lzzjpuNAmU-qPdSNH6JS6LTcdrBuiUix9_NYafxTD5gIgREn27ajpLNXiVFU2rDBv5v/s1600/1061243654.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM01emOIKSM9yGPqTKuTk6w-kVFcwF0TURGfs3U-pW37PU-6zzSx3zBtpfnaK8SSBW4we-TZHp_lzzjpuNAmU-qPdSNH6JS6LTcdrBuiUix9_NYafxTD5gIgREn27ajpLNXiVFU2rDBv5v/s1600/1061243654.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-size: 14px;">因為與傳言（爽度）不符，看著大夥一臉哀怨的學弟就娓娓說道<br /> <br /> ＂學長...以前是很輕鬆沒錯，但是因為很多人出去說<br /> <br /> 搞得很像來教召大夥可以目無法紀一樣，所以現在很多督導會來監督＂</span></strong><br /> <strong><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 14px;">吞了吞口水，學弟繼續說到<br /> <br /> ＂只要學長們在督導來的時候肯配合，我們一定盡量讓課程輕鬆實行＂<br /> <br /> 這時後大夥的臉終於從結屎臉轉變為水便臉，一整個順暢（髒死了！）<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUAcRmw7BL21IszGaK7nSJZYWWDrcDs_ak5HNx1LbFIbXW6ZqzYyZyhG-RUulrtdQLtO9pppGqG6yjzayNqbEzdsXFD12bgeeEUfCVDAzoNhk5BT9SqIm0BpMRCsIhdB2gnHl6iZDJGiP9/s1600/1061243650.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUAcRmw7BL21IszGaK7nSJZYWWDrcDs_ak5HNx1LbFIbXW6ZqzYyZyhG-RUulrtdQLtO9pppGqG6yjzayNqbEzdsXFD12bgeeEUfCVDAzoNhk5BT9SqIm0BpMRCsIhdB2gnHl6iZDJGiP9/s1600/1061243650.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> 照學弟這麼說聽起來好像只要偶爾配合一下就好了嘛（聳肩）<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 36px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 48px;"><span style="color: #bf005f; font-family: arial; font-size: 48px;"><span style="color: #7f003f; font-family: arial; font-size: 48px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 24px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 28px;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 36px;">錯！！！</span>　</span></span></span></span></span></span>我只能說，那些督導真他Ｘ的閒！！　光天化日之下雙雙對對<br /> <br /> 有說有笑，走得還特別慢！你以為你們在演《老兵日記》嘛？<br /> <br /> 正當以為可以好好偷懶一下的時候，槓！還給我回頭再走一遍<br /> <br /> 一對換完又一對，裁判！可以這樣來了又來來了又來嘛！？<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKon8SrySnmcPEbm_sNJWc9kG75b11TAyBQSFGadDmFYeqjfGePxRUV97kXymUZnziJVZpACczKdiMEM8azWBi2EXQSqXNha1IEL15hr2d-3kH8xoL1_Z7vroEU4151K0yO2O3LrjfJPV5/s1600/1061243647.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKon8SrySnmcPEbm_sNJWc9kG75b11TAyBQSFGadDmFYeqjfGePxRUV97kXymUZnziJVZpACczKdiMEM8azWBi2EXQSqXNha1IEL15hr2d-3kH8xoL1_Z7vroEU4151K0yO2O3LrjfJPV5/s1600/1061243647.jpg" /></a><br /> 可想而知後來的幾天，麥斯都過著非常＂精實＂的生活<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 教召結束後的幾天，我接到了同梯的電話<br /> <br /> ＂教召會很操嘛？下禮拜換我耶!＂<br /> <br /> 電話那頭傳來不安的聲音<br /> <br /> 基於安慰同袍的立場<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjydgyGVemmhZ6yhm2eZaOOXgi65adVMxxnxeD9xKJOKRJ5V_VZG-QjmGKWlsOOPY5Zyjhzj5NckMvoxtegiHJzbLY1pd9H1nAU6qi2iG2qnI4yNrNNyaFbZR7A608bPH7p26-KjDJwsCI/s1600/1061243651.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjydgyGVemmhZ6yhm2eZaOOXgi65adVMxxnxeD9xKJOKRJ5V_VZG-QjmGKWlsOOPY5Zyjhzj5NckMvoxtegiHJzbLY1pd9H1nAU6qi2iG2qnI4yNrNNyaFbZR7A608bPH7p26-KjDJwsCI/s1600/1061243651.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> 我撒了點小謊（燦笑）<br /> </span></strong></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div></div>狂氣MAX的塗鴉小窩http://www.blogger.com/profile/09787154446701864673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8566368659485857363.post-87998946755992635512011-10-05T13:32:00.000-07:002011-10-05T14:29:55.536-07:00<div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxSTx8tAvoT__w3h3YarS46d1ATMQFA6RHpAg9j6gGXRatqE0-Pih7U7nUxo2UT1UNN1mCpKxhI33xvtdElmHvl0Wg-8-WgNN0CijkSnCf59ZLLPROtlOwI8JYenLR8vRF2hyphenhyphen6BUj5k9l5/s1600/1061243639.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxSTx8tAvoT__w3h3YarS46d1ATMQFA6RHpAg9j6gGXRatqE0-Pih7U7nUxo2UT1UNN1mCpKxhI33xvtdElmHvl0Wg-8-WgNN0CijkSnCf59ZLLPROtlOwI8JYenLR8vRF2hyphenhyphen6BUj5k9l5/s1600/1061243639.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: #434343;"><br /> </span></strong></div><div align="center" style="text-align: left;"><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #434343; font-size: 16px;"><br /> 教召是教育召集的簡稱，還沒收到教召令之前麥斯也不知道那是啥玩意兒<br /> <br /> 簡單的說～就是男生在退伍之後的八年內，有機會會被召回軍中進行為期３～１０天不等的訓練</span></strong>&nbsp; <br /> <a name='more'></a><br /> </div></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxGggxmI4DlCOVg-ipQO2koIN-3ueZND93krD2NSh2oGcsH8H_2PDRS18ySaihuqAtzBJX-rpAQx6PQu9CLa6XDqPZr5vlTAPp9G_qC6HYheWtYXY2OySO14JtVUnruw4Uo6LxBmtnGn6g/s1600/1061243640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxGggxmI4DlCOVg-ipQO2koIN-3ueZND93krD2NSh2oGcsH8H_2PDRS18ySaihuqAtzBJX-rpAQx6PQu9CLa6XDqPZr5vlTAPp9G_qC6HYheWtYXY2OySO14JtVUnruw4Uo6LxBmtnGn6g/s1600/1061243640.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="color: #434343;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">不僅得放下工作，這次的教召地點在屏東的龍泉，不禁令人覺得非常的麻煩<br /> <br /> 如果可以依照目前所在地來去實行，不是更方便些嘛？囧<br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuUdH-_tCnTYVgKS5tYntcg42nQpZV1lK9_8vfFvIngHUQIe_LBs9KXuc7wCnS_iDaeQiWwl7lYCK1XnpDTO21r0FPQJjY-57SF1qTc_ApWpODvVgzJ290XGOMNHnT1Ha6IMbghGlaA0MI/s1600/1061243641.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuUdH-_tCnTYVgKS5tYntcg42nQpZV1lK9_8vfFvIngHUQIe_LBs9KXuc7wCnS_iDaeQiWwl7lYCK1XnpDTO21r0FPQJjY-57SF1qTc_ApWpODvVgzJ290XGOMNHnT1Ha6IMbghGlaA0MI/s640/1061243641.jpg" width="640" /></a><br /> 背著大包小包～回到了龍泉營區<br /> <br /> 聽說今年海陸的人數不少，整個集合場算算約五百多人，而在正式訓練前<br /> <br /> 當然免不了要來個精神喊話一下</span></span><span style="color: #434343;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /> 這裡也是麥斯新兵訓練待過的地方，咱們陸戰隊有句俗語<br /> <br /> ＂南天堂～北地獄＂看看這裡～風和日麗、好山好水～卻是地獄囧<br /> <br /> 在當初坐接駁車的時候兩條通往兩個營區的道路就決定上輩子祖先有沒有積德<br /> <br /> 在入伍前帶隊的班長一直洗腦說那只是以訛傳訛，但眼見為憑<br /> <br /> 南營的班長微笑的角度多燦爛，北營的班長嘴就憋得多用力<br /> <br /> 同樣是日頭赤焰焰，一邊是戴小帽依樹陰～一邊是鋼盔小武裝貼沙泥<br /> <br /> <br /> 咳‧‧‧離題了～<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYCGaOWXRWzQgXK8Qy0d1fJ270yA2kiIoaWsAdisl2RkjXYC-94uy2fTa8IeBlwSvAPMLO9d94Bt3lDirN-3cEDnTZEpRseNfd2-OltIMp9ePy0bEesHuYppdvjl3M0NDUfkg_gxxHGSvz/s1600/1061243646.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYCGaOWXRWzQgXK8Qy0d1fJ270yA2kiIoaWsAdisl2RkjXYC-94uy2fTa8IeBlwSvAPMLO9d94Bt3lDirN-3cEDnTZEpRseNfd2-OltIMp9ePy0bEesHuYppdvjl3M0NDUfkg_gxxHGSvz/s1600/1061243646.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=maxgamer&amp;b=32764&amp;f=1061243642.jpg" target="_blank"></a><br /> <a href="http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=maxgamer&amp;b=32764&amp;f=1061243646.jpg" target="_blank"></a><br /> 有時候漂亮話講過頭，會讓人覺得可笑ＸＤ　<br /> <br /> 教召的人來自四面八方，就麥斯看來這些學長們少說也退伍四五年左右了<br /> <br /> 其中有位學長今年已經高齡４６～讓人覺得真的有那麼缺到需要把年紀那麼大的人叫來嘛？囧</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="color: #434343;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></div><br /> <div align="center"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="color: #434343;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5QJdnMFcmoW2tE0fkDr2j2f3-qXex7BbPQNkaA5C3oNmhsxiNjCI-eua4AAd-eeEF3YO8OaeEsDAg4dyMNuxPnIy-4JAYId89AW6kL0QZYQ_0VHittJfWw2JfdwsBzqQIuVQCQb4nRE7k/s1600/1061243643.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5QJdnMFcmoW2tE0fkDr2j2f3-qXex7BbPQNkaA5C3oNmhsxiNjCI-eua4AAd-eeEF3YO8OaeEsDAg4dyMNuxPnIy-4JAYId89AW6kL0QZYQ_0VHittJfWw2JfdwsBzqQIuVQCQb4nRE7k/s1600/1061243643.jpg" /></a></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></div><br /> <br /> <div align="center"><br /> <br /> <strong>因為是第一天，大概都是發放衣物配件，填寫些報到手續跟表格等等</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>雖然都是些瑣碎的事，但也是挺累人的。</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>終於到了就寢休息的時間，屏東四季如夏，悶熱的天氣稍微動一下就會流汗</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>想當年在操課的時候，一件迷彩乾了又濕濕了又乾，每個人的衣服上都有著厚厚的鹽結晶</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>悶熱的感覺光是回想起來就覺得厭惡</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>尤其在學弟告知睡覺得掛蚊帳的時候，讓我的眉頭鎖得更緊了</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>為什麼我會討厭掛蚊帳呢...因為咱們陸戰蚊帳又厚又不透風，用來擋蝗蟲蜜蜂都不為過</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong>掛上去後活像個溫室棚，又悶又熱～但還是得照做，畢竟也不想為難人家（好學</strong>長～）<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuKIr_9lIZX95pAXIKT3sg55hU7BtkWsokWY6B1zTYKXYcYCaftnYLAwCjnQz_BdZKKRInRFO5yq6-e4r12Xus1jYKRN0rmBL-64g1LG2JFANBLYtn6j50VqcxMLAvXLj8BPxX-usXYqY5/s1600/1061243644.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1iN5Dk_QozPJK14vNcTrbzpzJWL5WvFyGVrMQXEAzQT309rYjh7nYMPF1LNHIgeMS33fHlazxLuClBDsj0E6azxKk1aFuUqX6B8fTZ-qnlKtIrraS8o1t11i4Ou35Vw1kgNe8U_Ej4sa5/s1600/1061243632.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1iN5Dk_QozPJK14vNcTrbzpzJWL5WvFyGVrMQXEAzQT309rYjh7nYMPF1LNHIgeMS33fHlazxLuClBDsj0E6azxKk1aFuUqX6B8fTZ-qnlKtIrraS8o1t11i4Ou35Vw1kgNe8U_Ej4sa5/s1600/1061243632.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">雖然很多功能不支援，照相也不會自動對焦，但個方面來說還算是令人滿意<br /> <br /> 尤其是悠遊卡晶片，對離鄉在北部工作的麥斯來說方便許多</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a name='more'></a>&nbsp;<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9gk1itFLwPZ2h9Y_1J1xe5SPurR-SlrGxdaV_PBDcsc_TjbvXdIARM08PlNZHYe50xsnj4TemxX-yDDnPOU2I2HeHQbTT3mddhsTKzFZpto-Duj1nOzdCtHT9IgXNp6Xp-hceC9Ko1HjW/s1600/1061243637.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9gk1itFLwPZ2h9Y_1J1xe5SPurR-SlrGxdaV_PBDcsc_TjbvXdIARM08PlNZHYe50xsnj4TemxX-yDDnPOU2I2HeHQbTT3mddhsTKzFZpto-Duj1nOzdCtHT9IgXNp6Xp-hceC9Ko1HjW/s1600/1061243637.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">當時在公司只有麥斯有智慧型手機，因為常會拿在手中把玩，同事們也就興起了換手機的想法</span></strong></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUc2k-I_hhSX7UGcR_NiufOuYGgFZt2JWP4FXh_f0KXkqHb_gy3LVu5JeS_j30wHG07DHOjo7a7Xp8-xhdjbsPDL28S6GJnbHIdEK1_n87K6T0XZ76tPJ2LwWYCkQM11IOGfx4lWeAzArU/s1600/1061243635.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUc2k-I_hhSX7UGcR_NiufOuYGgFZt2JWP4FXh_f0KXkqHb_gy3LVu5JeS_j30wHG07DHOjo7a7Xp8-xhdjbsPDL28S6GJnbHIdEK1_n87K6T0XZ76tPJ2LwWYCkQM11IOGfx4lWeAzArU/s1600/1061243635.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;<strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">而咱們公司的同事，都是標準的行動派，有時候就算很晚下班只要有人說</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">＂走啊！去吃宵夜＂<br /> <br /> 一群人就浩浩蕩蕩的跑去大吃大喝，然後隔天像死屍一樣的來上班ww<br /> <br /> 有時候常常為一句他們＂衝了啊！＂敗了許多沒有那麼想買的東西,</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">孽緣啊！！<br /> <br /> 這次手機的事也不例外，看我彈指之間無線悠遊自如</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;">心動的三個人居然馬上跑去換了新的智慧型手機</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwpq2hw76vNQMpZuUK6JsSGbZGABXbMT9SVCWaOAOgINx9OmSRo9KQN9ZZqMZLKyazn2518vWLAZcMi8TXQ3dd8jnBqNPPQfK0DH-1wl_LMb_0KZnRGDkj-g6OTVaJieab1Njo5KZfQylE/s1600/1061243634.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kca="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwpq2hw76vNQMpZuUK6JsSGbZGABXbMT9SVCWaOAOgINx9OmSRo9KQN9ZZqMZLKyazn2518vWLAZcMi8TXQ3dd8jnBqNPPQfK0DH-1wl_LMb_0KZnRGDkj-g6OTVaJieab1Njo5KZfQylE/s1600/1061243634.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-size: 18px;">剛入手的三個人興奮至極<br /> <br /> 這種景象就像是原始人發現了火，遇到新文化衝擊的喜悅...不知道為什麼</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #5b5b5b; font-size: 18px;">非常有趣ＸＤ<br /> <br /> ＂喔喔！！可以自訂桌面快捷！！＂　<br /> <br /> ＂網路上好多程式可以用！！這個遊戲好好玩！＂　<br /> <br /> ＂無線上網好快啊！＂</span></strong><br /> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="color: #5b5b5b;"><br /> </span></span></strong></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #666666;">＂麥斯，衝了啦！＂覺得很滿意的三人異口同聲的說。</span></strong></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #666666;">＂我手機還沒壞啦＂　</span></strong><br /> <strong><br /> <span style="color: #666666;"></span></strong><br /> <strong><span style="color: #666666;">＂換了啦！＂三人又異口同聲的說。</span></strong><br /> <strong><br /> <span style="color: #666666;"></span></strong><br /> <strong><span style="color: #666666;">當我是笨蛋ＸＤ才不會被你們蠱惑！！</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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