Vince

Everything IS Awesome

2014-02-08T23:12:00.001-08:00

Hi everybody, Vince here, back from a massive hiatus while I finish college. I just finished watching The Lego Movie and it, was, awesome. It has been a while since I have watched a movie this good. Believe all the hype you have heard about this movie. It is a wonderful feature that had me laughing out loud several times and tearing up a few times too.I was really concerned that it wouldn't live up to the amazing trailers that have been made for it, but I was worried in vain. The story is about a generic nobody construction worker who finds out that he has the power to save the world. And that construction worker and the world he saves, just happens to be made out of Lego bricks. The story also includes a silly love triangle that doesn't get out of hand, perfect for bringing a significant other to enjoy with you. Normally I would just give the whole plot of the movie for you in summary hoping that I make it sound good enough for you to watch, but in this case, that would be doing an injustice to both you and this movie. The movie has several plot twists so "awesome" that simply mentioning that they exist might be giving away too much. In conclusion you NEED to watch this movie, even if you don’t think Legos are all that great, simply due to the fact that it is an inspired piece of fiction that will warm your heart. It also serves as an example that creatively inspired movies are vastly superior to formulaic recreations of the same story over and over. That’s all for now folks, I'm off to see if the companion Lego video game is also "Awesome" :)

I Have Two Youtube Channels

2013-08-20T10:19:00.000-07:00

Hey there,
Do you like silly videos? Do you like Minecraft? Do you like Halo, guns, and other cool clips? If you do, why don't you check out my two youtube channels. My primary channel is has quite a few fun videos ranging from lego stop motion to a comparison video of the iron man and star craft marine assembly. I also have a few videos I have done for college in there. Just follow this link and have fun. CowCookies Productions

My other youtube channel is all about video games. There are quite a few videos about Minecraft and how to enhance your experience in that. The Minecraft videos are mostly about cool things you can do with the Minecraft game. I also have a few Halo videos. Some of them are about the game itself and some are just having a good time playing the multiplayer. Here is the link to my gaming channel. Playing With CowCookies

If you like or dislike these videos, be sure to let me know by liking and commenting on the videos or just like my Facebook page conveniently also called CowCookies Productions

Two Total Recall Reviews at the Same Time

2013-01-04T17:59:00.003-08:00

So I just watched both Total Recalls for the first time, the original with Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the new imagining with Mr. Colin Farrell. Once again I disagree with most of the critics, the old movie was not that great, and the new one was really cool. I think a good movie or other visual presentation is all about pacing, how much time is in between each cut, line of dialogue, and item in an action sequence. The original Total Recall falls short in all of these areas at least once. The choreography is usually slow and deliberate, and the fake bright red blood is ridiculous. It seems like someone went through the script and said “here add more blood and guts, and here add some meaningless, disgusting dismemberment.” The underlying story is sound but the way it’s conveyed is poor. The story of a movie should tell just enough to keep the viewer interested in the mystery, but not give anything away too soon. Plot twists are a must in a good mystery story like this and both the old and the new have a few great ones. It was really interesting to see all of the old stars of the early nineties in a movie together, Ronny Cox, Michael Ironside and of course the man himself Arnold Schwarzenegger. One of the funniest things about watching old movies is that you see people that were nothing more than extras, or at the most supporting characters that become a whole lot more popular. Dean Norris from Breaking Bad plays the mutant with the nasty head, and Marc Alaimo who went on to be Gul Dukat, a series regular on Star Trek Deep Space 9, was the head security guy on mars. All in all the original Total Recall was ok, but the advanced ideas could not be fully realized with the special effects of the day (which was 1990 by the way). The newer version suffers from no such limitations the futuristic overpopulated floating cities are fully realized in cg and there are no grossly hideous latex puppets. The fight and action scenes are choreographed way better, and seem more planed out and rehearsed. Unlike with Schwarzenegger’s thick accent, Farrell can add the necessary emotion to the dialogue where it is needed. The story seems more fleshed out and coherent except for the whole going through the core of the earth thing. That seems like bs, but so does alien machines on mars. Interestingly this version of Total Recall also has a character from Breaking Bad. Bryan Cranston who is the main character of Breaking Bad is the evil King/Chancellor/president guy. Also interesting is that it has both Kate Beckinsale and Bill Nighy of Underworld fame. Anyway I really liked the second one better mostly due to the reduced blood and guts and more coherent story (and accents).

The Wispy Fingers of the Wind

2012-08-03T10:13:00.001-07:00

The wispy fingers of the wind tickled the tips of the deep grass as the sun rose over the horizon and a wave of light raced across the sky banishing the darkness of night. Wild inhabitants of this land welcomed the new day with chirping birds and the low rumblings of lumbering behemoths awakening from their long slumber. Towering mountains in the distance loomed in stark contrast to the gently rolling hills of this tranquil paradise. Distant sounds of thunderous waterfalls echoed softly through the air.

Lego Universe RIP

2012-05-02T10:01:00.000-07:00

I don’t like the way mmo’s make video games like TV shows. When a TV show does bad in the ratings it gets canceled and the people who were watching it and enjoying it get cut off from something they like. When a video game does badly they stop selling it or sell it for a whole lot less but the people who enjoy it still get to play for the most part. Case in point is chrome hounds. The game did very badly and they shut down the multiplayer servers but the owners of the game can still play the campaign and I actually enjoyed it for the most part. It fills that mech-warrior place in my video game heart pretty nicely. But when a game is all online like Lego universe and it doesn’t make enough money to pay the employees and to keep the servers running then the players cant finish the story or even play the game anymore at all. I must admit that Lego universe was a little top heavy to begin with due to the “for children” nature of the game they basically had to pay their employees to be the mothers of the people who made Lego models and say “no we don’t make those Lego “models” here. I’m sure you all know what I mean “wink.” There are only a few mmos that have died that were able to stay alive and they did it by switching to the free to play program where the player has to pay for all the good stuff, lame. In conclusion (lol), MMO’s are a detriment to gaming fun. I know I don’t get many views on these posts but it would be awesome if you took a quick second to scan some of the other articles here and if you know someone who would like them to send them a link. thanks

Legos

2012-05-02T09:33:00.002-07:00

Legos are the only playthings where you can dismember your toys and nobody thinks you are a sociopath

Mass Effect 3

2012-04-01T01:08:00.001-07:00

Vincent Cilano likes video games, that must be distinctly understood or nothing wondrous can come of the article to follow.

The biggest problem is the destruction of the mass relays

I just recently finished my first two Mass Effect 3 play throughs, with the stock default story with no loading of my previous saves. The first time I played with the stock story and went sentinel full paragon it took me about 37 hours and I did just about every thing in the game including the From Ashes dlc. My second play through I used the vanguard and went full renegade and blew through as fast as I could and beat the game in a little over 5 hours. The biotic charge is awesome, just the best thing for destroying everyone in your path. While I don’t like any of the endings mostly because of the death of shepherd in two of three endings and the destruction of one of the things that makes the mass effect universe unique, the mass relay network, I do think people are making a huge deal out of a medium issue.

The galaxy seems smaller in the second and third games

The first game had the M25 Mako driving game. It was great I really liked it. The planets where you could drive around for hours and find things were really lots of fun. They did away with that in the second game for the most part except the firewalker dlc and replaced it with a planet scanner system. I really liked that it was just some small detail that made the game so much more. The third game moves out even more and has a in solar system ping type system thingies that is limited by the stupid reapers occupying just about every freaking system in the dang galaxy, I know they are invading the galaxy and all but they are really annoying. There are quite a lot of planets that have stuff on them like reinforcements for the final reaper confrontation on earth as well as random credits and side quest items. I find it silly and boring. It has similar repetition to the scanning game in ME2 and the M25 Mako game in Mass Effect but it is not as good as those minigames and the constant interruption by the reapers is a real nuisance. The story up until the end is really good even though I don’t like the whole hopeless catastrophe thing. The citadel makes a good island in the storm for most of the game. The Cerberus invasion of the citadel totally is great and breaks up the step by step progression of the game.

I have not played through the entire game with my previous saves from Mass Effect 1 and Mass Effect 2 yet but I have almost, so here is a little peek at some of my reactions. All of the characters that return for cameos from the first two games are awesome and totally change the way the game progresses. The biggest thing is the survival of key plot characters throughout the story. A few that come to mind are the entire citadel council and the destine ascension from the first game as well as Wrex the Krogan who makes a huge story changes in both Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3 if he is spared. If Thane the Drell from the second game survives the suicide mission and has his loyalty mission completed he saves the solarian councilor and she in turn adds to the war assets. I have yet to see if loading my previous game significantly effects the final two levels of the game but I will write another entry when I finish.

Chuck Norris

2012-02-26T20:06:00.001-08:00

Chuck Norris once removed a doctor with his tonsils -Joey

New Puns

2012-01-25T10:12:00.000-08:00

could you call a dentist teacher a drill instructor?
what do call a regular potato that wont stop talking about its observations? a common tater
did you hear about the car that was a suspect for murder? they let him go because the police couldn't find an auto motive
my foot gloves have gotten old but i can't bring myself to get rid of them i guess i have sock-holes syndrome
the people built a giant concrete structure to keep out small furry cute rodents but it broke so they built a new hamster dam
whats a brain dead patients favorite movies? veggie tales
what do you call a mute medieval warrior? a silent knight
keys to a temple: monk keys
keys to a mafia safe: don keys
what do you call it when somebody steals chickens from a witch doctor: a poultry heist

Interesting things I noticed in Wall(E)

2011-12-23T09:35:00.000-08:00

Hi all Vince here. I re-watched Wall(e) last night and I noticed a whole bunch of stuff that I thought I could share with you. Check it, yo. The first thing is that there is a Rex toy from toy story on wall(e)s shelf of stuff. Another thing I noticed is that Wall(e) has no elbows or shoulders which I assumed he had, just a track that his arms can move on yet he can still convey body language like the slumping of the shoulders sadness and hanging arms in disappointment. Of course there is the classic pizza planet truck. I like the way they show buy(n)large doing everything there is to do in terms of things to sell. Rocket ships, outlet malls, porta-pottys, and ocean liners just to mention a few. Even though eve also has no elbows she is able to make it look like she is pointing to herself. Wall(e) plays a VHS cassette tape which is a major plot element but the magnetism in a VHS would certainly not last 700 years even Compact Discs which are much more durable are only rated for 300 years. Wall(e)s Christmas lights in his house seem to be powered by a large stack of Buy(n)Large brand car batteries. Wall(e) has a total of 8001 points in pong before he decides to give up playing with the catatonic eve, also they are playing on his roof. Eve's space ship launches with three boosters but only uses two of them in space. The satellite stuck to wall(e)s face when he is first in space is sputnik the first artificial earth satellite. I'm not positive but I think the first constellation wall(e) sees is Orion. The music when wall(e) first sees the Axiom is reminiscent of the theme to 2001 space odyssey. The first captain of the axiom was Captain Reardon. Captain Reardon was captain for 142 years, the next captain was captain Fee who captained for 131 years. The third captain was Captain Thompson who was captain for 140 years. The fourth captain was captain Brace who captained for 124 years. The next captain was captain O'Brian who captained for 128 years and then there is captain B. McCrea who is the captain during the movie he had been captain for 30 years when the events of the movie took place. The captain says that they have been on the ship for 225,642 days but 255,642 days is not quite 700 years if those years include leap years. The correct number of days would be 255,675 with leap years and 255,500 without leap years. The computer that the captain asks questions about earth is voiced by Sigourney Weaver. Every time wall(e) is with eve his power levels fluctuate. The engines on the axiom look relatively similar to modern prototypes for ion drives. So that is all the stuff I noticed I'm sure there is more but I didn't see it. Let me know if you all see some other fun stuff.

Wall(e)

2011-12-23T09:15:00.000-08:00

What's up internet? Here is the plot to Wall(e) which I re-watched last night my next post will be some of the cool stuff I noticed while watching. So the basic plot is about a hundred years in the future a corporation called Buy(n)Large has apparently taken over the planet. The world is so full of trash and toxic waste that the earth is uninhabitable and the president/ceo of the world decides that it would be easer to build giant space-cruse-ships and evacuate the human population into space. They leave an army of robots called waste allocation load lifter earth class or Wall(e) bots to cleanup the garbage and toxic waste while the humans are in space. Something happens and the wall(e) bots are unable to complete the job it is not specified as it is unimportant to the plot but I am guessing when the humans just gave up and decided to live in space and let the earth rot they sent a shutdown directive to all the bots. Only one bot seems to have not gotten the message. Enter Wall(e) the main character. Wall(e) has been working nonstop for 700 years cleaning up all the trash, until he meets another bot sent to earth to search for any plants. The extra terrestrial vegetation evaluator or Eve probe finds a plant in Wall(e)'s collection of junk that he has found interesting over the years this prompts an directive override in eve to shut down and wait for transport. When the transport arrives Wall(e) stows aboard trying to stay with his new friend Eve. After a trek through the stars where Wall(e) is able to observe the wonders of space they arrive at the flagship of the human space cruse fleet called the Axiom. Eve is taken to the command deck to give the plant to the captain so he can have the ship plot a course back to earth. Unfortunately however the autopilot has received instructions that humans are not supposed to return to earth and tries to get rid of the plant. Wall(e) and Eve rescue the plant and take it back to the captain. Our heroes then are told by the autopilot that he cannot allow them to return to earth. He then damages Wall(e), shuts down Eve, and sends them both down to the garbage deck to be ejected out the airlock disposal system. They are able to escape and the captain opens the plant detector thingie so that Wall(e) and Eve can put the plant in it and the ship will head to earth. The autopilot tries to shut the detector but Wall(e) wedges himself into the mechanism so it wont close but the autopilot makes it close most of the way anyway crushing him. The captain manages to shut down the autopilot and Eve puts the plant into the detector that Wall(e) gave his life (supposedly) to keep open. The ship returns home and Eve repairs Wall(e), and they all live happily ever after. Wall(e) is another great movie from Pixar and it's great how two robots can covey such feeling as well as reconnect all the onscreen characters, especially the humans, with their humanity.

movie critics are stupid

2011-12-01T15:07:00.000-08:00

I think movie critics are stupid. Why would you think that you might ask? Well I was tricked into seeing the movie Hugo last week and I personally thought it was a horrid piece of refuse that shouldn’t even be shown as torture. Ok maybe it wasn’t all that bad but it was terrible. I kind of just want to say that and be done but due to my extensive schooling I feel inclined to explain my grievances with the movie in a logical and ordered fashion. Well here goes, first the movie was too long I don't have the exact running time but it is about two hours and ten minutes of drivel. The same story could have been told better in at the most an hour and forty five minutes and that is really stretching it. My next grievance has to do with a personal rule I have it goes something like this "DON'T TELL PEOPLE ABOUT YOUR CREEPY DREAMS" notice I didn't say dreams I said creepy dreams. Normal dreams are the heart and soul of the human experience; you know the brain runs through all the stuff that happened in the day with a little imagination and long term memory thrown in to spice things up. But then there are the creepy dreams, just a jumble of crazy junk that doesn't make any sense and kinda creeps you out because you think where the heck did that come from. Those are the ones you keep to yourself and try to forget, and definitely don’t make a movie about ah'hem. There was a dream in the movie and all the clips of old movies directed by one of the characters that were just strange. Oh that's another thing just because something is an official movie you know with a producer and actors and theaters and stuff that doesn't make it good it can still be a piece of crap. Anyway back to Hugo the movie started out extremely slow like a snails pace and the story was all jumbled and the pauses were just too long as to be irritating at every turn, it is like "yes I get the point that this is an important choice or sequence but it really doesn't need to last this long, and yes the train station is pretty and the artists spent a long time on it but move the dang camera a little bit faster Mr. Molasses camera. I blame the whole slowness on the director. Get on with the story. If I wanted to see the set I will buy the special edition. The story was predictable in all the usual places things like the antagonist that has a secret past and turns out good and a mean character ends up being not so bad which is great, crazy twists and turns are wonderful, but predictable repetitiveness it wonderful too if it is done in a creative way. In Hugo it is drawn out like the people watching it had never heard of a plot twist before. The movie did pick up at the end in plot speed and interestingness and ended rather well considering the garbage we had to sit through to get there. For the art and acting of the movie I would give this a 3 of 5 but for the directing and the movie as a whole I give less than 1½ of 5. Which brings me back to my title point that critics are idiots, I read on rotten tomatoes that they gave it an aggregate score of 94%. 94% for crying out loud, those kinds of scores are reserved for major heavyweights like Moon and Captain America. Ok that is all I have to whine about right now goodbye.

more halo anniversary

2011-11-21T12:55:00.000-08:00

I just beat halo combat evolved anniversary on legendary. And I have all the skulls and I found all the terminals. My favorite skull is the bandanna skull. It is awesome because it gives you infinite grenades and ammo in the campaign. It made playing on legendary much easier. I played through almost every level with the grunt funeral, grunt birthday party, piñata, boom, and bandanna skulls on. It was awesome. All I had to do was hide behind a wall and toss double strength grenades and just wait for the chain reaction. The grenades would kill the grunts then they would explode killing grunts and elites around them. Then the elites would drop grenades and the other grunts exploding would make the grenades explode, and before too long the entire room was empty. (evil laugh) I consider it payback for all the times I died playing legendary on all the other halo games. The only problem I had was on the keys level when you have to go through the coolant and there are popcorn flood carriers everywhere. So one would explode and send one or two flying away which would hit another one and send them flying and because they infinite spawn there it was like a perpetual motion machine I died about ten times before there was a lull in the cycle and I was able to get through. I am hoping I can get the last few achievements I need to get a perfect over the thanksgiving break or not, whatever it is just nice to have a break every once in a while.

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary

2011-11-19T10:23:00.000-08:00

Guess who bought Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary. Me! Wow what a great game. The gameplay is almost the same as the original game released back in 2001 with the only differences being the edges of objects and things, because they all have new texture skins on them and sometimes you can see a hiding enemy when there should be a wall. But that is the only bad part. I played through the first time on normal difficulty and I suggest against it. The only difficulties I like to play on are easy and legendary. In easy you are and unstoppable force making your way through a handful of weak enemies this is the best mode for finding the newly added skulls and terminals and for looking at all the pretty visual additions that they made to the game. Legendary difficulty great because it is a challenge and there is a whole lot more time in game spent playing. There are a few additions to this game that make legendary even more fun that it usually is and those are the skulls, particularly the grunt funeral skull and the piñata skull. The grunt funeral skull was available to all of the people who preordered the game and causes the grunts to explode like plasma grenades when they die. The piñata skull makes the enemies drop grenades when they get hit it is especially awesome on levels with the flood. All you have to do is shoot off their arms so they can’t attack and they will just run up to you. As anyone that has played halo knows flood combat forms can take quite a beating with the butt of a weapon before going down so just wail on those suckers till you are standing in a pile of grenades. 343 industries did a really good job with this game the visuals are amazing and the gameplay is the same classic fun many people experienced back in 2001. The game comes with a map pack for halo reach including a few of the original maps from first game, the second game and the pc version of the game. All in all this game rocks I am currently working on my legendary play through. Cant wait for halo 4.

More Puns

2011-11-12T09:36:00.001-08:00

If a small grassy hill has a drop off. Is that a Knoll Edge?

Is the script for a horror movie called a screamplay?

Did you hear about the jogger who got hit by a hit-man's car? They say he was run-down and tired.

That's all for now I post these as I come up with them.

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine

2011-11-09T08:36:00.000-08:00

I finally bought Warhammer 40k space marine. It‘s awesome. The game starts with an introduction of communications about a forge world that is being attacked by the orks and the fact that there are titans, the imperium of man’s ultimate combat vehicles, there and that they must be secured from the orkish hoard. To accomplish that goal they send in a vanguard of the ultramarines including Captain Titus who is the player controlled character. So Captain Titus controlled by the player lays waste to the ork waaagh until he finds a message from an imperial inquisitor from the ordo xenos telling of an experimental weapon that also cannot fall into orkish hands. Captain Titus immediately adds rescuing the trapped inquisitor to his list of things to do. He fights his way to the inquisitor and follows the inquisitor to the generator room of the manufactorum where he retrieves an unshielded warp power source. Upon reuniting with the inquisitor and his strike team they take the power source to a supposedly anti- xenos experimental weapon developed by the inquisitor to power it and destroy the ork invasion. The whole thing turns out to be a ruse and as the inquisitor is actually possessed by a chaos warp entity and the weapon opens a warp portal and allows the ruinous powers of chaos to invade the world lead by Nemeroth. Titus once again retrieves the unshielded warp power source and he and his comrades minus the hectic inquisitor escape and formulate a plan to destroy the warp portal using the titan that they had secured earlier in the game. The next part of the game has Titus fighting his way to the titan through hordes of the foul servants of chaos and the barbaric orks. On his way he is confronted by the warboss leader of the orkish hoard Grimskull who Titus dispatches after a difficult confrontation. Titus finally makes it to the titan and uses the warp power source to destroy the orbital spire that is maintaining the warp portal. Titus determines that the warp power source is too dangerous to be used ever again or to be destroyed and must be protected by his chapter’s Liberians. But on the way to a transport for extraction Nemeroth shows up and kills one of the space marines and takes the power source boasting of his impending transformation into an immortal daemon prince . Knowing that Nemeroth’s power will be too great top defeat if that happens, Titus resolves that he alone, having shown a resistance to the corrupting power of the warp must destroy him. Titus then proceeds to destroy Nemeroth and saves the planet in the process. Upon returning to base Titus is taken into the custody of the inquisition because they believe that his resistance to the warp influence is evidence of chaos taint.

Ok so here are my reactions first the game is awesome hack and slash button mashing. Next the story is fantastic especially the twist of the inquisitor being a heretic. Third the ending totally sucks but I’m sure that that was just to make it open to a sequel or a book sequel. Why does warp resistance mean he is tainted by chaos couldn’t he have the pariah gene or something. Maybe he is being protected by the emperor. Whatever, it makes for intrigue into the next game. I just like happy endings. I would give this game 4 of 5.

PETA Is Funny

2011-11-08T12:32:00.000-08:00

hello interweberneters I just read that PETA (the link is to theirgerman website so use Google Translate) released a statement saying that Battlefield 3 allows players to brutally kill a rat with a combat knifeSo, my first reaction was; wow these shooter games are getting really realistic, then I said to myself, wait, what? peta is criticizing a game where the main objective is to slaughter simulations of human beings and they are getting all bent out of shape about a freaking rat! sheesh, people get your priorities straight, and if you are going to be idiots then where the heck were you when Duke Nukem Forever came out? Duke slaughters pigs and lizards wholesale or he shrinks them and grinds them into a bloody paste with his boot. What about the rats in DNF doesn't peta care about them. What can Duke do with rats in DNF? stomp em put em in microwaves grab 'em and crush them in his bare hands, and lets not mention the nuclear steroids he takes that were obviously tested on animals! WTPF PETA! Anyways when I read the article about it I thought wow Peta, always good for a laugh. Although I kinda feel bad laughing at them it is like showing a kindergartener a geometry problem and laughing at the look on their face. Well I thinks that is all my brains has for now check back later for more brain matter.

DOOM 2

2011-11-02T10:45:00.000-07:00

Hi I’m Vince and right now I am going to tell you about my experiences with Doom 2 . I know, I know Id made the game back in 1994 but that doesn’t mean it is not awesome. Especially because I got it kinda free. So I learned that Bing gives out these point things for searches and other things on their website and they can be redeemed for cool stuff like 400 Microsoft points. So at the same time xbox live was having a deal where they were selling Doom 2 for half the regular price of 800 ms points. So subtraction and cool math stuff later I realized that I could buy Doom 2 for the 400 ms points that I had just redeemed from Bing. Hoo-yeah I think is what I said. Anyway I got the game and played it to death ha ha ha. I played all of it and it was cool I really like the super shotgun. The only thing that is lame is that the player cannot look up and down. The game has to auto-aim for the targets above and below which is stupid because it only has a certain range. So I played through all 30 plus 2 bonus plus 9 extra levels on ultra-violent which is one step below the hardest difficulty nightmare where the enemies come back to life when you kill them. It took a really long time, like two weeks, but I finally made it to the last level which is called “Icon of Sin”. Then I got stuck I can’t seem to get the stupid rocket to the bad guy. I played the level over and over and over trying (in vain so far) to get the achievement for beating all of the levels on ultra violent, but I can’t get it. I was planning on getting two achievements at once by beating the main game and doing it on ultra- oh you know, but it didn’t work out so I finally gave up and played through all 32 levels and beat the last level on easy or I’m too young to die in about 2 and a half hours (shrug). All in all the game was really fun. The end

Pun: is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings

2011-11-02T10:36:00.000-07:00

What do you call angelic furniture polish? Cherub get it? chair-rub
Are focus groups people who work on glasses?
Did you hear about the new nation in the condensed soup aisle? They just got finished writing a re-constitution.

some more video game reviews

2011-10-04T14:12:00.000-07:00

Ok I am finally going to talk about the three best demos I played: A World of Keflings , Warhammer 40k Space Marine , and Tetris Splash. First a world of Keflings, awesome you play as your xbox avatar as a giant in a world with little people called Keflings that you can task to gather resources to build them things like a house or a workshop or anything else, it kinda has the feeling of Minecraft in the constructions part but it seems like a mix of an rts and a open world building game, very, very fun. I spent about 40 minutes on the demo and had a great time with it 4.5 out of 5. Next is Tetris Splash and I really don’t need to say anything about it, it’s Tetris the classic block stacking game with an ocean twist 5 out of 5 you can’t go wrong with Tetris, ever. The best was saved for last Warhammer 40k wins all by itself, amazing universe, all previous installments such as in dawn of war and all its expansions and sequels are awesome. But the demo was awesome too. You are a super powerful space marine with a sword that is also a chainsaw cutting your way through waves and waves of pitiful green Orks but it isn’t all the same thing cause they throw Nobs in, which are the bigger bader and angrier orks and are harder to kill, to mix it up. My favorite part is the face that you regain health but executing stunned enemies just like in Duke Nukem Forever which is the best way I have ever seen to regain health. Health packs and hiding behind cover like a pansy to regain health are both for sissies, crushing enemies beneath your boots is the real way to regain health. This demo was great I am probably going to buy this game. 4.5 out of 5.

Radio Add Videos

2011-10-04T14:04:00.000-07:00

these are the five radio adds that my dad recorded for Five Brothers Discount Flooring, LLC they are all really funny but the second one is my favorite
this is the second one

the first

the third

the fourth

the fifth

and a copy of the first one that i made with legos

moar video game reviews

2011-10-04T13:07:00.001-07:00

The next demo I … demoed was ben ten rise of hex, now I am a huge fan of the whole ben ten universe I think it is hilarious, artfully crafted, and well written. This game however was boring. Most of the time I really like games geared towards a younger audience because they don’t have as much violence and innuendo and usually have corny jokes which are my favorite type but this game is not worth the money, which I didn’t spend thank goodness. I would say that this would be a great game for a free internet site like miniclip or nitrome but not a pay arcade like the xbox arcade. It is a platforming side scrolling game where you can change between Ben's omnitrix forms and each form has a specific function to complete each sections of the level, for example swampfire can grow vines in certain places to reach higher levels and brainstorm can activate disabled power consoles. All in all of the ten minutes I played I give this game a three out of five.

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2011-10-04T12:42:00.000-07:00

Yakety sax at lucas and jens weddin photoshoot
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2011-10-04T12:38:00.001-07:00

A big sack of crap

2011-10-04T10:17:00.001-07:00

Here is my next post in which I will talk about some pieces of garbage that defiled my xbox by just being there for a little while. Toy soldiers wow this game is really popular, but what a piece of crap I played it for the entire demo and it was boring and stupid. It is like an rts but not quite and extremely limited in what you can build. One of the main things that makes an rts fun the diversity of units you can build and field, or in a defense game, which this one is, the diversity of base defenses you get a few different turrets and one cannon and that’s it, totally lame. This game deserves to be free on a website then maybe it would be worth playing but definitely not worth 800 points on the arcade. The next absolute piece of garbage is deadliest warrior. Let me start on this one by saying I really like the show absolutely a masculine show about warriors death and mayhem, that being said it could be a 20 minute show for certain episodes and be ten times better. Anyway, the game, what a load of trash. The game is one of those two person fighter games that I am going to liken to street fighter and mortal kombat but just doing that slightly tarnishes the names of both due to the fact that the deadliest warrior game is so lame. In the game you chose one of the warriors used in the tv show and fight against another to see who is the deadliest warrior. The fight lasts two rounds but the characters have so little health that the rounds last only a few seconds making the whole fight not last long enough to be interesting. Needless to say I deleted this game demo as well as the toy soldiers one as soon as I finished the demos.