Tits -n- Toast

A Frigid... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:03:00 +0000

We had a high here yesterday of 61 warm and pleasant degrees. Currently, it's 22 degrees and snowing. Normally I would kind of enjoy this Christmas like weather change, were it not for the fact that I've been plagued by porch pests all evening. Seven times my doorbell has rang this evening, and seven times I've opened the door to find some idiot trying to get me interested in something that I really couldn't give a shit about. Each time I opened the door I could feel the cold air flowing in and the warm air rushing out. At first I tried to be nice and fain interest for a minute or two before pleasantly saying no. However, as the night went on and my furnace kept kicking on at a steady pace, I began loosing my temper. By the time the last poor bastard reached my stoop, he was met by the worlds biggest bitch spewing a plethora of language that would have made a trucker blush...
On a happier note, there's a much naughtier photo of me over at " The Other HNT " this week. Take a look and let me know if you can pick my picture out of the bunch.

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My Pie... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:04:00 +0000

This may come as a surprise, but people really enjoy my pie! Almost everyone who tries it loves it... and trust me when I say that hundreds have given it a try. My husband loves it, and so do all of his friends. I can't even count the times that he and his buddies have spent the entire evening munching away at my pie. My pie is always a hit at parties. Even the lady next door, who really isn't a big pie kind of person, loves sampling mine from time to time. I've even had people sneak up and stick their finger in my pie when I wasn't looking... Yes, my pie is very popular to say the least. So, with that in mind, you can probably figure where I spend the wednesday before Thanksgiving. That's right... in the kitchen making pumpkin pies... ... ... Happy HNT and have a great Thanksgiving.

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Half Nekkid... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:03:00 +0000

It has been way too long since I've participated in any of the HNT fun. I decided to jump back into it ass first and go Half Nekkid... the bottom half that is!
I realize that my blog is better known for my tits than my other assets, butt I thought that a change might be nice...
Sorry for the pun, I just had to do it... hee hee.
Happy HNT!

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Halloween '08 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:43:00 +0000

I 'm feeling a bit girlish…er..make that ghoulish today and I thought that I'd share my BOOOObs with everyone. I hope you like the scary tits. My hair was a bit astray and I didn't have time for make-up... I hope that no one minds. I've gotta run…I have an appointment to get boned… Happy Halloween(ie)
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Tits -n- Ghost ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:57:00 +0000

Tomorrow is our 5th annual Halloween soiree. The decorations are up, the invitations have been sent out, and the pumpkins have all been replaced,,, grrrrr! All that's left to do, is go and get the food and booze later this afternoon. I Think?
Every year, in an organizational inspired moment, I swear that I'm going write down all the party details so I'll be one step ahead next year, but I never do. Twelve months doesn't seem that long, but it's enough time for me to forget all of the little things. This year I'm rather proud of myself. I've been making notes as I've gone along. Now the question is, next year, will I be able to remember where I put the notes ???
I really don't see how the Martha Stewart crowd does it. We only entertain on this scale, once or twice a year and I hardly have the energy for that. Then again I'm sure that Martha's parties don't achieve, or should I say degenerate, to the level of fun that ours do, and that makes it all worth it... hee hee.
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My Pumpkins ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:42:00 +0000

It's Autumn, that time of year when the leaves are falling, the air is brisk, and porches all over America are decorated with pumpkins. My porch was like that. I had seven wonderful pumpkins of various sizes, lining the side of the stairs. The key word here is "had".
When I stepped out yesterday morning to get the paper, I was met by a very sad site indeed. All but one of my pumpkins had been butchered. Bits and pieces of their orange flesh lay strewn all over the place. It was a total "what the fuck" moment.
I stood there, trying to take it all in, when suddenly I became aware of what had happened and who the culprits were. Sitting there, over by the bushes, were four of the little bastards, still stuffing themselves on pumpkin guts and seeds. Fucking squirrels were at the bottom of this mess. After a year of the little tree rats eating my tomatoes, garden bulbs and other various parts of my yard, I was through!
I reached down, grabbed a rock from the side of the porch, and took aim on one of the little shit weeds... hee hee.
The upside is that I do have one small pumpkin left. The downside is that now, I have to go out and replace the others before our Halloween party this weekend. As though I didn't have enough to do. By the way, does anyone have a good recipe for squirrel appetizers? ...
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TnT - Campaign '08

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:44:00 +0000

I've seen a lot of presidential campaign ads lately, both democrat & republican, and I've found there's something sorely missing in all of them... Tits!
Ok, I know Governor Palin has a pair, but she hasn't flashed them yet, and that's what I'm talking about. I mean tits for tits sake.
What this country needs is a new party. The "Boobage Party". You have to admit that it would certainly liven things up.
With this in mind, I've decided to throw my hat, or to be more accurate, my tits into the ring. As your president I will strive to stay a "breast" of world issues. I'll keep all details of my presidency transparent, no matter how "titillating". I'll keep all the "boobs" in my administration out front & in plain site.

Above all, I'll take on the big hard problems time after time... with a smile... hee hee.
With your support, we can achieve large mounds of change in our country.

Vote Boobage... For A Better Tomorrow!

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Frosty Nipples... Again

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 17:27:00 +0000

We had our first snow here last night, and as any long term reader of my blog knows, that means it's time for my annual " Frosty Nipples " rant.
It wasn't a lot of snow at all, but the temp did drop enough to bring on my annual episode of nipple shock. It occurred this morning when I ran out to the car to get some papers that I needed. Moments after stepping through the door, a blast of cold, damp air blew down my robe and straight to my nips. They went from their happy and supple warm weather state to their cold weather, rock hard state in a blink of an eye. Now let me clarify this. I'm not talking about the horny, sensitive, I want you to suck them, erect, rock hard type. No, I'm mean the ouch, that hurts, stay away, over sensitive, rock hard type.
The good thing is, I'll acclimate within a week or so, and go into winter nipple mode. Until then I'll just have to keep my outdoor tit flashing to a minimum. Oh, the joy of nipples.
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Happy Fucking Birthday Time ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:25:00 +0000

There was a time that I really looked forward to my birthday. When I turned 16, I was ecstatic because I was able to get my drivers license. When I became 18, I was finally considered an adult... for the most part. And on my 21st birthday, I was able to " legally " get into clubs and bars. Alas, those glorious days of positive milestones are gone... long gone!
Now birthdays bring with them more negative than positive connotation's.
This years birthday is a good example. I'm about to become a member of the "Forty Something Crowd"... You know, that group of people who aren't really that old but their not really that young either.
Last year I turned forty. It really wasn't that big of deal. After all, just a year before I had been in my thirties.
Forty Something, on the other hand, has a totally different feel. I'm entering into that obscure age zone where the really crazy shit starts to happen. MILFs start transforming into GILFs. The word cougar takes on a whole new meaning. Hair color goes from fashion choice to necessity. Visions of boob jobs dance in your head. And the term " Her Age" starts being inserted into the most positive statements about you, i.e. "She's fucking hot... for her age".
No, I'm not overly thrilled about my 41st birthday, but I suppose that I'll get used to it. ARGGGGGGGGG ...
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We're Back !!!

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:57:00 +0000

After a myriad of both minor and major problems that have kept me from my blog, I'm back. To be more accurate, we're back. After all, what would Tits n Toast be with out the twins? So with out any further ado, excuses or complicated explanations, let the ramblings and photos, which reflect my daily life, continue...

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NIP Sunday #22 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:11:00 +0000

There are aspects of summer that I truly adore. The ability to go out and expose myself without frost bitten nipples is one of them. I also like summer nights, a lot! I love the feeling of being naked under the moon and stars.
Last weekend we went to a party at a friend's house in Colorado Springs.
I knew that we had a long drive back home and I also knew the perfect quiet spot to have sex just off of highway 105 in Douglas County. It was really warm and I was very horny.

I couldn't wait to get to the 4x4 to shed some clothes.
These shots were taken just prior to grabbing a blanket and getting out to get laid.
There is something about hot summer nights that really get my juices going... and going... and going!
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NIP Sunday #21 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:01:00 +0000

This weeks Nude in Public Sunday #21, fulfills my earlier promise to post more pop machine shots. I'm surprised at how popular these have been. These were a little trickier because I decided to run down the hall buck naked. I can only imagine what people saw through their "peep holes". They were really fun to do.
In case you were wondering, I was prepared to hide behind the ice machine if need be! Then again, it's the idea of getting caught that makes it such a turn on.
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NIP #20 Sunday... The Move

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:05:00 +0000

This is the second week in a row that NIP Friday is being posted on Sunday. Lately my schedule on Friday has just been insane. It also appears that it won't be improving any time soon either. So, to simplify things, I've decided to just go ahead and change it from NIP Fridays to NIP Sundays.
Only the day has changed. Everything else, including the boobs, nudity and public settings will all remain the same.
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Legs Up ... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Rick and I went out to dinner last night to what has become my favorite new little restaurant, the Max Gill & Grill. My sister introduced me to it a few weeks ago and I've been back four times since. The food is great and their bartender makes the best cocktail in the civilized world, a Blueberry Mojito !
This weeks HNT photo was taken while I was under the influence of several of these wonderful drinks. Rick grabbed the camera and I started performing for him. This picture was my favorite of the bunch. I'm not sure what inclined me to get down on the floor to take my hose off , but it certainly worked out in the end... twice to be exact!

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Boobs & Brains ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:56:00 +0000

Believe it or not, according to the International High IQ Society, not only do I have boobs but brains too!
Last night, I took a couple of their IQ tests and I was pleasantly surprised by the results. Apparently, my tits aren't the only well developed lobes on me.
I was already aware that I wasn't a moron, the scores I received on my SATs and my GRE proved that. But if this test is anywhere near accurate, then a score of 151 puts me in the 99+ percentile.
I tried both of their tests and got a 151 on each of them. And I did this at the end of a very long day and under the influence of the better part of a bottle of wine...
I had both my sister and a friend give it a try this morning and neither one of them were able to score that high.
My sister didn't do to bad at all. She got a 126. As for my friends score... uhm... well, the less said about that the better.
If you want to give the test a try, then Click Here.
If you do take it, let me know how you did. I'd be interested in your results.
Who knows... Maybe all these years of getting my brains fucked out hasn't left any permanent damage after all...

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NIP Sunday #19 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:40:00 +0000

Yes, I know that it's normally NIP Friday, but do to circumstances beyond my control, it's just going to have to be NIP Sunday this week.
As promised, here is another of the " Pepsi machine " photos that Rick took of me at the hotel earlier this year.
When I think about it, I've taken quite a few pictures around pop and other types of vending machines in the past.
I also remember a few occasions doing a lot more than just posing around them...
I had wanted a Mountain Dew but the damned machine gave me a Dr. Pepper. Which reminds me of that old and extremely bad joke, "Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?" ... ... "Because his wife died." *** groan ***

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A Scrub Oak ... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:28:00 +0000

The weather has been fantastic around here lately. Tuesday, we decided to take a loan out for gas and take a ride up to the foothills. Rick took this picture of me and the twins on this great little trail that we found. When we got home he pointed out that I was standing in either a bunch of scrub oak or poison oak..... It sure would have been nice of him to point that out to me at the time... Happy HNT!

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Half Hidden ... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:25:00 +0000

I know that it's "Half Nekkid Thursday", but this week about the best that I can offer is fully naked and partially hidden. I spent the entire day helping my little sister pack and get ready for her move. When I got home I was just too tired to be very creative.

My Sister bought a house in Denver proper. The entire distance of her move is about twelve miles, but I swear that it couldn't be more trouble if she was moving across the country.

I absolutely love the neighborhood she's moving to. It's called Washington Park and I'm so jealous that I half want to strangle the brat...

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The Lifestyle and You ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:03:00 +0000

Whether or not your contemplating a foray into swinging, already in the lifestyle or really don't care one way or the other, you have to watch this video. What can I say other than I think it is fucking hilarious ... and unless your a prude, a religious fanatic, or dead, I think you'll agree!
I first saw it a year or so ago and I couldn't stop laughing. I ran across it again yesterday and decided that I just had to post it here.

DISCLAIMER: My use of this video should be in no way construed as a personal endorsement of Uncle Fromin's Brand Sexual Lubrication Tonic ...

NOTE: This video was produced by the couple who starred in it. Their website can be found here and their equally creative profile, here.
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NIP Friday #18 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:52:00 +0000

This is the 18th installment of Nude In Public Friday and I've received a lot of positive feedback so far. Out of the previous 17 NIP posts, the two most popular seem to have been the hotel pop machine and elevator pictures.

I suspect that there's some kind of freudian correlation between my tits and the machines going on here, all I know is that I've received more email from those two posts, than all the rest combined.

Most of them wanted to know if I had more of these photo's and would I post them. In an attempt to fulfill these requests, I'll be posting a few more from those two occasions over the next couple of weeks.
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Injury Update... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 08 May 2008 06:04:00 +0000

In an update to my last HNT post, I'm happy to report that my tongue is better and back in full working order. I'd also like to add that my hubby Rick is a whiner! Stop... let me restate that ... he's a mega whiner! You'd swear that he had never had to go a few days without a blow job before. I finally gave in just to shut him up... Yes my tongue still hurt a little, but his incessant nagging was worse...

If you'd like further proof that all is back to normal, then just click the picture. ( You know it's going to be adult related... So don't say that I didn't warn you.)

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NIP Friday #17 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:40:00 +0000

I picked this week’s picture for Nude In Public Friday for one reason... it reminded me of the warm summer evening that it was taken. Why do I find this so appealing you may ask? Four inches of fucking snow on May 1st, that's the reason! I awoke yesterday to the snow. I had to drive to a meeting in Castle Rock in it and got stuck in an hour long jam on the way back... Colorado weather, you've got to love it.

If my memory doesn't fail me, this picture was taken last summer on our way to dinner up in Longmont. It was warm, I was horny and I thought that I would show some boobage. I certainly didn't feel that way yesterday.
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NIP Friday #16 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:07:00 +0000

Well, it's the end of the week and time again for Nude In Public Friday.
This weeks picture was taken during an evening of flashing a little over a year ago in Denver's North Cherry Creek area.

I think most women, at one time or another, have either performed a quick boob flash in an elevator or have at least been tempted to. I mean it's exciting.There you are in public and all of a sudden you have few moments of privacy to go a little crazy. Add to this the excitement of the possibility of being caught should the elevator doors open, and you can really see why elevators play into so many fantasies .

I've had my share of experiences in elevators and it would be fair to say that I've went down more often than I've gone up in them.
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Right Here Baby... HNT

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:36:00 +0000

This weeks HNT offering might not have the exact meaning that first comes to your mind.
You may interpret it as saying... "aim that thing right here baby" or " yes that's right, I swallow... interested?" But trust me, you would be dead wrong, ( at least at the moment that is.)
No, what it does say is " I bit my fucking tongue this afternoon and the damned thing is still swollen and it hurts."
My dear hubby finds the photo's erotic... which is all fine and good as long as he realizes that blow jobs are out of the question for a couple of days...
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NIP Friday #15 ...

noreply@blogger.com (Naughty K) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:54:00 +0000

This week’s photo's are an extension of the last installment of Nude In Public Friday. They were taken on the same day, just a little farther down the road.
I'll leave the possible captions for the pictures up to you... hee hee!

I've received a lot of email in response to my "Pop Machine" photo from a few weeks ago.

I would say that it was the most popular Nude In Public Friday so far! For those who have asked, yes, there are more hotel pictures and I'll be sharing them over the next few weeks.

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