tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87477181984134004922026-02-23T18:48:45.133-05:00Callin it like we see it.Laura Chennelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12628416125586137193noreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8747718198413400492.post-13698560811294472562013-11-21T15:15:00.001-05:002015-11-06T09:08:24.117-05:00

I just cant do this anymore.

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I'm on the F train yesterday coming home from work sitting next to the unique and amazing beardo the magnificent (see pic). iphone-check. Hipster glasses-check. Various other hipster attributes-check, check and check. A Puerto Rican dude and his girl get on the train. the Hipster slides over to make room and a conversation ensues: PR: yo is that a guitar? Hipster: no its just a large bag. I

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My friend Tom is awesome. He is a brilliant engineer and earned tens of thousands on the internet playing online poker. He hates people. He doesn't like me, you, or anyone else. If anyone has less of a filter and a bigger mouth than me; its Tom. Here are just a few of Tom's brilliant quotes in regard to the recent shooting and coverup: "I must have missed it, because, as a casual news follower

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Just read some of the quotes below from your run of the mill average White Person and you will realize why every single person on earth hates Crackers. These are not made up. They are actual quotes from just one real White Person. Attempt to multiply the obnoxiousness of just this one White Person by the 200 million of us living in this country alone. It boggles the mind and makes me sick:

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Check out the originals here and here:  

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This is one of the most rediculous things I have seen next to the Art Boat or this Bike Lane Asshole. Hipsters are now slumming it up Depression Era style. They have to pretend they are poor people from the 1920's because if they pretended they were modern poor people they would just get robbed. This awesome article titled, "It’s called “poverty.” You’ve probably never heard of it." perfectly

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The deckest bag ever has just been invented by Brooklyn resident Kate Bryant. Kate, originally from Ohiotucky spent $250,000 on her Pratt Degrees."When not working on her line, Kate rides her vintage Peugeot to her day job as a copywriter." Yes, of course she does. This bag retails for "only" $325. Yes, $325. These sustainable and artisanally made pieces are produced in the garment

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I am disgusted to announce the opening of yet another "local", "sustainable", "fair trade", "unique",  insert hipster cliche here boutique masquerading as a viable business. The Owl and Thisle General Store is an "urban mercantile specializing in local, green, fair and direct-trade products". Here is a sample of the garbage they will be selling to douchebaghipsteryuppies for a 10,000% markup

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Michelle Bachmann, the best female politician, proves that women can "successfully" parrot the correct ideas of strong, masculine men upon accidentally wandering out of the kitchen. Bachmann opposes "illegal" immigration, favors governmental austerity, and has a hilarious "reading list" of economists. (Yes, despite her "Austrian" disposition, she quickly cites the works of Walt Whitman and

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Last week the FBI raided notorious Hipster infestation the McKibbon Lofts in East Billyburg. This short 300 word article is composed of such a thick concentration of hipster cliches you cant read one line without choking on the cultural pollution.  From shitbag Hipster cliche 21 year old Meaghan the bed bug infested DJ/Barista/Invisible Art Patron to the "original" band

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Do it! Do it now! "the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict...cry me a river, you fat fucking baby! "

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One of my favorite Blogs, Diehipster.com has a section dedicated to what is Brooklyn and what is definitely NOT Brooklyn. I decided to make a few of my own. Enjoy!          

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Anna the Artisinally Unemployed Anorexic Pratt Graduate Why buy just any bike when you can be "unique"??? Republic bikes are so unique they have two unique body-frames: the unique Hipster #1 Classic Fixie and the unique Hipster #2 Custom Plato Dutch, which comes in one and three speed models. (Note: the Hipster #1 Classic Fixie Model also comes in an alternate unique Fauxhemian style. This

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The suburban Hipster subculture is luring innocent Christians everywhere to commit sins that only the age-old practice of paying indulgences could remedy. And who are we to question drawing upon the Treasury of Merit accumulated by Christ's superabundantly meritorious sacrifice on the cross and the virtues and penances of the saints? Oh wait, that makes absolutely no sense. Anyway, I had to

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I am not going to explain why the newest Hipster fad planking is is the dumbest game ever. It just is. Planking has three intricate steps: Step 1: lay down. Step 2: Take a picture of yourself laying down. Step 3: Put that picture on the internet. Check out this awesome planking fail.  I remember doing some planking right after that movie The Program came out by lying in the middle of

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This past Saturday I had the pleasure of visiting some cousins on the northern end of Rockaway beach. Little did I know that this location is the new hip spot for South American Revolutionaries to plan their Socialist takeovers. To our consternation, sitting close-by were three men and three women drinking and calling each other "bro" at an unrelenting pace. Of course, they picked a spot to place

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Our intolerance of bullshit is working to drive the Hipsters back to their native cul de sacs, keep up the good work everyone! Do your part today, kick a Hipster in the mouth.

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OHHHH, ME ROVE U RONG TIME! Asian advocacy groups are fuming over the upcoming public screening of the classic film "Breakfast at Tiffany's" at Brooklyn Bridge Park next month. Ursula Liang, a shitbag Hipster blowhard who launched the petition against the screening stated “It’s outrageous that public funding would sponsor a film like that...It’s not appropriate to show in this day and age.”

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As if this horrible piece of future sunken Gowanus garbage wasnt enough, Hipsters are now bringing their entitled cul de sac mentality to Jamaica Bay. The mariners who use Pier 59 must be absolutely thrilled their work environment is now being polluted with the likes of the 34 year old child/designer Katie McKay "from" Brooklyn, who is on a self proclaimed "post-apocalyptic adventure”. Listen

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Bullying online is easy cause anyone can do it. You don't need to be strong or smart. Which is why it is easy to fight back if you are a victim of cyber bullying. If you are always the victim and cant figure out why or how to fight back, you probably deserve it. Studies have shown victims of cyber victims more likely to be anxious, insecure, depressed, have low-self esteem, socially isolated,

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Brandston the Artisnal Hipster Douche <3's his l><l I was out of NYC for just one week and missed the party of the year, the 2011 Jazz Age Lawn Party that took place on Governors Island last weekend. "Party like it’s 1929 at this daytime fete, where attendees wear period attire, Lindy Hop to live jazz, sip St-Germain cocktails, and play tug-of-war." Fuck you NY Times

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I saw this Dickface on NY1 last week and tried to block out his "documentary". Unfortunately, someone emailed me this link over the weekend reminding me of this strategic douchebaggery. Dickface got a ticket for riding his bike outside an allowed bike lane. Many of us who live in NYC have received at least one ticket for minor quality of life issues such as drinking in public, riding a bike or

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When my friends really want to insult me they use the worst of terms. They do not call me a Jew Faggot Kike Nigger Donkey Raping Shiteater. They call me a Hipster. A Dirty Hipster. There is nothing more insulting than being called this horrible term. It is such an offensive term, it should not be spoken or written out. If it must be said, call it the H word, and if it must be written, spell it

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