”Today I want to introduce you to someone, her name is Ella and she is going to be a contributor to the site, and yes guys that is her in the picture, yeah thought that got your attention!

Basically I met Ella whilst chatting on twitter, I was asking my followers for logo design ideas as I am re designing it this weekend (I will be keeping this one lol) when Ella came up with a few designs. I got in contact with her and it just got better, because not only is she stunning, but she is also a self confessed geek! she knows more about anime and manga than anyone I know, she loves playing computer games and is very tech savvy, so of course I had to give her a job! Anyway enough from me, here is a little about Ella.

Name: Ella Roberts

Age: 20

From: Wales – I’m a complete country bumpkin, I’ve lived in the sticks ever since I can remember. I studied computer games design in college of which I was the only girl in my class, which instantly made me popular. But with fame always comes the pitfalls. I was always being pinned down and had ice put down the front of my top, which made my trip home “very interesting” with a wet see through top.

Hobbies/Interests: My interests and hobbies say a lot about me and that’s geek. First glance you would say “Yep shes stupid and only cares about two things, shoes and cock”. Well that might be true, but get to know me a bit better and you’ll be saying “Oh my god will she ever shut up about Japanese cartoons and computer games”. I’m very into my anime and manga (Japanese cartoons) I write, draw, read and watch it. I love my games consoles, films and the latest gizmo’s too. Which leads me straight through the door of comic and film conventions. To me its a great excuse to walk around in a public place with barley any thing on and not be arrested or be classed as porn. Yep I’m the one dressed as a 20 something porn star in a very short school uniform and carries a weapon which is the size of me yet I carry it with ease.

Job: While on the the lines of porn it leads me to my job. No I’m not a porn star, though I would love to win a shafta award. I’m a glamour model, I’ve been doing it for about a year and I love it. It’s especially fun when you have other girls on set with you. I’ve done underwear, calenders, posters and a few online glamour magazines, stuff like that.

My type of man: If I was on the look out for a man here’s the deal. I’m not keen on the huge steroid king look, I like a man who looks after himself, has pride in his look and clothes. I like it when a guy makes me laugh and gets my sense of humour. I’ve fallen for many a man and comedian from this alone. I’ve got a strange sense of humor almost childish, things like Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer in Shooting Stars always has me in stitches. I want someone who wants to spend time together whether it’s a restaurant or just skint day of going to the chippy and having a bit of a picnic somewhere. In the bedroom I want someone who isn’t afraid to experiment a bit (I’m not talking about the weird and nasty stuff) and tells me what to do, you know like go in this position, or I want to tie you up or even ‘lets get someone else to join us’. My motto ‘if you don’t ask you’ll never know’.

Ella is taking over the gadget section of the site, she will be bringing you the latest and greatest in all things techie, I hope you will all give her a warm welcome, it’s great to have you on board Ella. Ella’s first post will be tomorrow, so make sure you come back!

You can follow Ella on twitter here

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‘‘I had the opportunity this week to have a chat with Lisa Appleton from big brother 9. Read on to read the full interview as she talks about bust ups, ghosts, what turns her on, and phone messages from John Terry!”

Adam:

Lisa:

Hi Guys.. apart from my appearance on ‘Snog Marry Avoid’ on 8th April BBC3, and ‘60 minute makeover’…expect a fly on the wall with me & Mario
sometime soon (following our latest antics). We have our wedding as well and an auto-biography in the pipe line!  Having some tasteful photo shoots done too..with my Amazon body & looks,will be AWESOME! PA”s & Charity work around the country & plenty of Radio chat,especially with BFBS! MORE MADNESS & ACTION BASICALLY LOL!!!

Adam:

It is no secret that I love my beer and cake and so do many of my readers, now as you are a fitness fanatic can you give us some tips on how to be more healthy so we can be in with a chance of bagging a hot lady like yourself?, or maybe you like the beer gut look, if that’s the case there’s hope for us all.

Lisa:

lol..I quite like a pot belly (rather cuddly) but it’s important to look after your health & heart & to bag a lady like me requires energy and a man who can do plenty of press ups! I suggest all men should either power walk or jog at least 3 /4 times weekly and if you can’t get to a gym invest in some weights and do regular squats for your thighs & upper body workouts, followed by press ups & crunches, this will get you fit & toned along with healthy eating..cut out crisps, cakes & fast food…eat lots of potatoes & protein..snack on bananas,nuts & oats! Protein drink daily & egg whites are good too! You can have a blow out at weekends..kebabs,chinese & yes beer for been good boys during the week!

Adam:

I have read that you are a big believer in ghost’s and the supernatural, so am I, have you had any unusual sightings/apparitions?

Lisa:

I can see peoples auras sometimes and spirit guides, it used to freak me out..but now I love it, it fascinates me that there is life after death! I was preying the other day for a loved one who passed over, as I wiped away my tears and opened my eyes I saw Mother Mary in front of me with her arms out..the presence was powerful, I felt warmth and love like never before….

Adam:

We have the general election coming up, will you be voting?

Lisa:

VOTE…I don’t!

Adam:

Now Lisa, your attractive, fit, and a pretty funny lass so your not going to be short of male fans, what we want to know is what do you like in a guy and what turns you off?

Lisa:

A Guy turns me on when he’s fresh out the shower and wearing his jeans only!! Then he can TEASE me with his BONE LOL!! I Would be turned off by a guy who was dirty, smelling of BO and had plaque on his teeth..YAK!I like a guy who has character and is laid back…doesn’t smoke & drink every night & is fit, active, Caring and loyal! Not asking much is it haha.

Adam:

I personally think that you would make a fantastic TV presenter, what TV show would you love to present and why?

Lisa:

I’d love to present Britain’s Got Talent..as I could use my character along side every character that went on the show & make the show! Would be fun on the panel too….

Adam:

If you could go back in time, is there anything you would change about your life?

Lisa:

You learn from your mistakes and there’s been a few..so YES!

Adam:

Now you and Mario seem very close, but we all have our moments, what’s the biggest bust up you and Mario have ever had?

Lisa:

When stories came out in press that Mario had been bonking other girls I went bananas and blew up a few times, also we was at an event recently and a top model was feeding him chocolate sponge cream cake..so I poured it OVER HIS HEAD LOL! Mario wasn’t amused! Me & Maz were having a photo taken with some male fans and one started thrusting himself all over me, squeezing me really hard..Mario told him off and to stop been disrespectful towards me (then we had a row) oh ..The Saga continues..it’s quite funny being a Celebrity couple..women and men throw themselves at us… I’m sure we”ll adjust LOL!

Adam:

What’s your worst personal habit?

Lisa:

Sorry Guys to announce, I can play a tune with my TRUMPS!!!!

Adam:

Lastly Lisa, have you got any missed calls on your mobile from someone famous?

Lisa:

John Terry has left a message on my phone hehe!

Adam:

Lisa it has been a pleasure to chat with you, I wish you all the best for the future, and if you ever need someone to throw chocolate cake at again, I’m sure my readers would volunteer!

You can follow Lisa on her twitter and facebook profiles here and here

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It’s that time of the week fellas, here is the weekly link roundup of the shite I found stuffed down the back of the Internet. Best served chilled!

Asylum – Top 5 bare handed animal kills

Man-over-board – 5 gadgets to boot up your love life

Livingwithballs – A solution to the unemployment crisis

Therugged – Aphrodisiacs? skip the oysters

Muffslap – Fat people that look like animals

Justaguything – Is facebook killing your mojo?

Askmen – keep the heat without the commitment

Holytaco – Animals humping the wrong animals

Hilarious video of fan winding up John Terry:

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”To celebrate this years release of iron man 2 due out this April, we scoured the Internet to find some of the worst iron man costumes ever concieved, I do wonder what people are thinking sometimes. Enjoy.”

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”Saxon’s Hooker Rob Webber has signed a new 2 year deal in reward for his impressive form.

Rob 23 has captained the wasps against Gloucester, and has made 50 appearances since coming through the academy, and now webber is hoping to push himself into the full time England squad.

Rob is a superb player and is an incredibly talented hooker so he will go far. He had this to say:

“I’m really happy to have signed with Wasps for two more years, It’s a really good place to develop, learn, and be challenged with the quality of the players and the coaches at the club. There’s been a lot of change at the club over the last season and it has been a really positive environment, which I’ve enjoyed being a part of. I want to continue to be a part of that and, with the amount of opportunities I have already had with Wasps, I think this is a great environment for me to continue to develop and push for senior England honours over the next two years.”

I hope he makes the England squad before the next world cup, it’s about time we saw some fresh young talent that can help us deliver another victory.”

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”It’s not often that I recommend other sites, in fact this is the first time. The site I want to share with you is asylum.co.uk, you may have seen the advertisement on our sidebar for them, but today I want to tell you a bit more, and don’t worry this isn’t some sort of paid review or sponsorship, I’m not getting a dead cent from them, this is purely off my own back.

What is asylum?

Basically asylum is a free online men’s magazine just like mine, it has been running since 2005 and is a very well established men’s interest site that is run by a team of people firing out loads of content every day. Asylum is part of Aol meaning it gets up to date news and content as it happens.

What’s the difference between blokebuddy and asylum?

Asylum is a fantastic site to go visit, and although the site is in the same topic as mine, we both have different takes on things, my site is heavily humour based, is very outspoken and brash, I am not afraid to tell what I think and can be quite aggressive, blokebuddy does also provide serious and topical posts that help and solve problems. Asylum is slightly different in that it focuses a lot on news and current events, it churns out top quality stories and first hand news every day except weekends, it is less outspoken than blokebuddy but not in a bad way, it’s just a little more reserved.

Why are you reccomending a rival site?

The way I look at other sites in my niche is not as competition, but an opportunity to share with my readers, I want to share the good stuff with you, because that’s what I am here for, you guys. Asylum is a great site and I spend a lot of time there, I get inspiration from some of there ideas and I enjoy reading their content, and I think so will you.

Pro’s and con’s

No site is perfect and you can’t please everyone as I have found out on many occasions, so here are what I believe are the pro’s and con’s of asylum.co.uk:

Pro’s

• Great selection of posts and up to date news stories
• Great logo and design
• Funny and quirky posts
• Great original ideas
• Easy to navigate
• Well established site been going for over 4 years, and has a large readership
• By far one of the best men’s interest sites out there

Con’s

• Can have too much content in 1 day which can be a little overwhelming
• Not so much a con but asylum is less brash and outspoken than blokebuddy which is the major difference
• Comments on posts are few and far between
• Doesn’t post at weekends

Conclusion:

I love asylum, and I think you will too, if you want another great site to visit other than blokebuddy then I suggest you stay away from askmen and go with asylum.co.uk, they are much better. A great site and definitely one of the best, with tons of content they are well worth a visit!”

you can vist the site here at www.asylum.co.uk

We give it a score of:  9/10

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”Welcome to the second in a 5 part series on meat. where it comes from, how it’s produced and what to look out for. This week I want to share some knowledge about pork. I am very fond of the mighty pig, I regularly enjoy bacon butty’s, pork chops and a Sunday roast joint, it’s delicious right? so why would you care about where it comes from, how the pig is treated as long as it tastes good and it’s cheap? Well you will be surprised to know that pigs are the most unfairly treated eating animals in the U.K before chickens. Please read on to find out more about pork production and good sound advice on buying, and what to avoid.

How the pigs live

Pigs are very much like dogs in the intellectual sense, they are very sociable animals, they love to make friends with each other, forage around the dirt and be outside. Intensive farming of pigs is a shocking state of affairs, the pigs are kept in really small kennels with barely enough room to turn around, they are so tightly packed in together that fights constantly break out between them (well wouldn’t you if you were stuck in a confined space with loads of other blokes?) as a result ‘intensive farmers’ have taken to tail docking, cutting off the tail (without anesthetic) when the pigs are born, so to stop them biting each others tails off during these fights. The pigs are completely miserable which in turn reflects on the flavour.

Why you should buy free range organic pork

The great thing about pork is that it’s one the cheapest of all the meats, but the problem I find with supermarket pork is it is incredibly bland and tasteless, once you have eaten it you quickly forget it and move on. There are a lot of people that dislike pork, and I personally think it is down to the cheap crappy supermarket garbage, the bacon you get from supermarkets is filled with salt and water to bulk it out, hence that slimy white stuff that comes out of it when you fry it, and it shrinks down to about half its original size. Buying free range organic pork certainly does not have to cost the earth, but it is well worth the extra cost, it’s a hell of a lot more flavoursome, more succulent and I promise once you have tried it you won’t go back.

What breed of pig should I buy, and where do I get good pork from?

To me by far the best tasting pork comes from the Gloucester old spot breed, it has a deep flavour, succulent and makes excellent sausages, this breed is quite expensive but there are plenty of other breeds that are also great eating, try these:

• Tamworth – Takes a long time to mature, but produces fantastic meat.
• British Saddleback – A very ancient breed, nearly became extinct but now produces superb meat.
• Essex – This pig has has come into it’s own recently thanks to free range farmers rescuing it from extinction, it is a wonderful pig that produces the best crackling bar none.

Here are a few places you can buy good pork online:

Jimmysfarm.com

Bracklafarm.co.uk

Blackface.co.uk

These are probably the best places to go online, they are reasonably priced and have a wide selection, go explore them!

What should I stay away from?

The thing to stay away from with pork is supermarkets, that goes for their free range products too, because they are a rip off and a con. They will tell you that the pigs have been outside and left to run wild blah blah blah blah, but in reality what is happening is the pigs are allocated a set amount of time outside (normally a couple of hours if their lucky) and then shut back in there kennels again, so you may think your getting good pork, but you will be sorely disappointed when you eat it as it will taste no different, and you will be sorry you paid the extra cost for it.

Like I said in my last meat masterclass about beef finding a decent butcher will prove invaluable and there is a guide to help you find one in that post.

Conclusion

All in all we should all be supporting our local butchers and pressuring the supermarkets to get good quality free range meat that’s doesn’t cost a fortune. When you eat meat you should be able to sit back and say to yourself ‘that was bloody amazing’, because an animal has died so that we may eat and for that it deserves a little better than ‘yeah was alright’ so think about what pork your buying, go online and buy it there if you want, or you can pop down your local market, whatever, but keep the cheap rubbish to a minimum if not at all.”

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”I love jeans, I love how versatile they are, and how you can wear them with practically anything, so you can imagine my excitement when I heard about these bad boys. These are no ordinary jeans, but then you probably guessed that by the title.

The Jeans were developed by geeks for geeks, not only do they have specially designed pockets to fit your ipod and a usb memory stick, they also have ‘extra’ padding around the crotch which helps guide your family jewels into a nice comfortable position.

You would think these jeans would cost loads but there quite reasonable, but if you want the cheapest price you best get in quick because after the first 100 are sold the price increases, and they are only making 1000! here’s what they will cost:

• First 100 – £53
• Early bird 400 – £71
• Regular 500 – £98

I like them, they look great, there geeky and a tad pointless. If you want a pair you can get them here on the official site.”

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”I think most of us men are guilty of experimenting with some sort of fetish, indulging in a bit of roleplay? maybe being tied up and spanked? or perhaps partaking in a bit of necrophilia? (hopefully not) but if you dig deep enough the Internet can reveal some of the most bizarre and genuine fetishes that people actually enjoy. Here is a list of 10 fetishes that are weirder than your grandad wearing Reebok’s.

1. Symphorophilia

Kicking off the list is the fetish called Symphorophilia which means that a person gets sexually aroused by natural disasters, so if your wondering why you felt the urge to reach for the Kleenex when the Haiti earthquake came on the news, This is why.

2. Klismaphilia

This fetish means a person gets sexual gratification through receiving an enema, I fail to see the attraction myself but just be wary if your mate is overly enthusiastic about having one.

3. Hemotigolagnia

A Hemotigolagniac is someone who gets turned on by ’sanitary pads’ Either used or not, watch out for the dude ramming allways ultra into a shopping trolley whilst dribbling.

4. Harpaxophilia

A Harpaxophiliac gets heavily aroused at the thought of being burgled, this makes me wonder what is wrong with the human race, someone getting their rocks whilst having there Xbox nicked is ludicrous, and I can imagine quite unpleasant for the burglar too!

5. Nasolingus

Picking my your nose and flicking it is a pretty fun past time for many men, but do this around someone with Nasolingus (someone who is aroused by bogeys) you could find yourself in an uncomfortable situation.

6. Parthenophagy

This one is a bit dark, a person with this fetish gets turned on by the thought of eating (not eating out) young girls or virgins, so any virgins should get laid now in case you end up in a stew.

7. Tripsolagnia

A person with this fetish gets sexual pleasure from having there hair shampooed, step away from the Timotei!

8. Avisodomy

Someone who gets sexual gratification from having sex with birds, no wonder Bill Oddie is always smiling, dirty bastard.

9. Catheterophilia

I have no idea why but a person with this fetish gets turned on by ‘catheters’ what they actually do with a catheter to get sexual pleasure from it is a mystery.

10. Nosolagnia

This is weird, a person that has this fetish gets ‘happy’ knowing there partner has a terminal illness….what is wrong with people, a box of tissues and the underwear section of a Kay’s catalogue is just not enough for some people!

Do you know of any weird fetishes? or perhaps your into to some of the ones I have listed, Leave a comment!”

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”Macclesfield manager Keith Alexander has passed away at the young age of 53. He arrived home last night after the match against Notts County and collapsed and later died.

Keith had recently been off due to ill health, although it has not been confirmed as to the cause of death. Keith was an incredibly talented and dedicated manager and will be sorely missed by family and his colleagues in the football world. Tributes have begun pouring in for him including the Macclesfield chairman Mike Rance, who had this to say:

“We’re all absolutely devastated. I spoke to Keith last night at about 11.15pm after our game at Notts County and he was in good spirits because, although we lost, we had given a team chasing promotion a good game. We were chatting about an FA hearing after he had a row with a referee at Bournemouth, which just shows how passionate he was about the game.

It was perhaps fitting that the last conversation we had was about football. The exact cause of Alexander’s death remains unclear, but Rance said: “He went home after the game last night and collapsed. Tragically, he never recovered.”

Alexander was and still is a football legend, he was dedicated to the game and was committed to his team. He built up a fantastic reputation during is career, he was 1 of only 2 black managers working in the leagues 92 clubs, and he was renowned for working with tight budgets. A great man, and our thoughts go out to his family during this difficult time. God bless.

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