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You know that right before this picture was taken he was smiling and then shouted “wait a minute!” while he took his bluetooth headset out of his Sears suit and attempted to get his swagger on….unfortunately it didn’t work.

Submitted by : EdwardDottin

Location : Toronto

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Got this from a friend in SC who says this guy came in yelling on his bluetooth, talked on it while ordering and treated the employees like shit and of course left it on while he ate.  I’m surprised he found people willing to sit next to him.
Location: South Carolina
Submitted by: Nick

I was on Facebook today and saw a photo album entitled “Wedding of Awesomeness” so I clicked of course.  Little did I know I was about to stumble on some dude that thought it was appropriate to wear his bluetooth headset during his wedding!  Not only that, it appears he wears this thing EVERYWHERE as you’ll see in the profile pictures I grabbed.  His profile says he’s a part time Walmart employee which means he’s definitely not closing enough deals.

Starts out very sweet and innocent, even making his daughter part of the ceremony

Wait a second, what’s that in your ear? Are you conferencing in a witness that couldn’t be there in person?

Not even the cake eating ceremony will keep this guy from closing deals.

Maybe it was a one time thing, wait, nope, here are a ton more of him wearing it.  Notice the different hairstyles, this has been going on for some time!

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Dad’s be closin’ deals!

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The true deal closers are ones that use every precious second before losing cell reception right up until “wheels up” as they like to say…pretending they’re either pilots or flying private.
Location: An Airplane
Submitted by: @bleutool

This is what i was afraid of…

This company Earloomz is helping spread douchebaggery throughout the media.  This has to stop!

Alright Ron Artest, you won your first championship and have a big appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, better make the most of it with some weird attention whoring pants.

Wait a minute…WTF is that in your ear? Is that a bluetooth headset? Maybe he was just closing deals back stage and forgot to take it off.

Wait, nope, he’s keeping it in.  He’s wearing a bluetooth headset on national television.  Jimmy should be offended and insulted, how rude is that???

Ron Artest obviously didn’t forget about it as you can see him adjusting it here.

Jimmy asked him if he really has that thing in his ear and Ron Artest just skirts the question, mentioning that he’s been out all night and needs to take a shower.

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Is this really what our society has come to? Are these the people we’re supposed to look up to and emulate?  How many of those stupid Lakers headsets are going to be sold over the weekend because of this appearance?  Plenty of material for my site yes, but to be quite honest, if I had to shut my site down due to the lack of bluetooth headset wearers I would actually rejoice in knowing that maybe I had a small part in ridding the world of this stupid trend.

I guess I shouldn’t expect much from the Lakers considering they come from a city that riots after winning any and every championship like a bunch of dumbass hooligans, and it certainly doesn’t help that the team captain is a rapist. I thought football players got the worst of it by displaying idiotic behavior in public but the Lakers are certainly doing a good job at proving me wrong.

Hey Ron Artest, didn’t your mom teach you manners?  It’s rude to wear a bluetooth headset in public let alone while being interviewed on national television.  What would you do if your psychiatrist wore one during your sessions?

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I KNEW I was going to spot a bluetooth douchebag somewhere in the crowd of obnoxious Lakers fans, so it was just a matter of time after Ron Artest thanked his psychiatrist that he hugged this goofy looking fan and BOOM, there’s a guy closin’ deals in the background.  WTF.  It’s game 7 guy, the only people he’s calling is those who he wants to brag to about being at game 7.  If you’re at an event like that, soak it in, live it up…don’t worry about what other people are going to think of you being there.  That’s true douchebag style.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Submitted by: Yours Truly

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I heard this guy yapping up a storm when I was one aisle over and had an inkling he was a bluetooth douchebag…yep, sure enough!

Sorry for the choppy video, I was trying to capture everything without getting caught…although this guy was obnoxious enough that I was close to telling him to shut it! Ah, who am I kidding? I don’t have the balls to do that….yet.

Location: Home Depot in Mesa, AZ
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Don’t worry, it’s not one of those Super Sonic XL hearing aids, this is a legitimate bluetooth headset…and perhaps that’s Warren Buffett!
Submitted by: @bleutool