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Kat Williams and his shiiiet.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRmFEpl74sI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRmFEpl74sI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stephanieho.tumblr.com/post/38633121/kat-williams-and-his-shiiiet" target="_blank"&gt;stephanieho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Kat Williams and his shiiiet.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/38642185</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/38642185</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:52:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Its not so easy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/33836050" target="_blank"&gt;mattirick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;    There is nothing like moving up weights in the gym to get your body to tell you just exactly how much you fucked up your elbow arm wrestling at Yogi�??s.  You see ladies.  Its not so easy to be a guy either.  I know your road is definitely tougher, what with the child bearing and other female bodily functions.  But testosterone can be a bitch too.  How else can you explain me challenging a stranger who is bigger than me to a feat of strength that hasn�??t been used since that shitty Sylvester Stallone movie?  Ill tell you, because whiskey and testosterone combine into hubris(and also horniness, but that comes later in the night), and I was going to be God Dammned before I let someone from the MSIS party be stronger than me�?� I won though, but, by admitting to acting like this when I drink, I actually lose.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Ahh! Over the Top! That�??s the name of the Stallone movie. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;p&gt;If there�??s something to learn from watching Over the Top, it�??s that you have to wear a backwards hat and do the finger switch mid match.  If you didn�??t do this, then I�??m very disappointed. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/33841560</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/33841560</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:30:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://data.tumblr.com/3BfEoub0r8haftlcKPQaWtno_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.handrooster.com/comics/20070427.gif" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/33454642</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/33454642</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 14:38:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://data.tumblr.com/3BfEoub0r8fql7uycHYOBR7w_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.johnniemoore.com/blog/archives/hold-a-meeting.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/33342308</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/33342308</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:35:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is really old, but I get a good laugh from it everytime I...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZA1NoOOoaNw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZA1NoOOoaNw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is really old, but I get a good laugh from it everytime I watch it.  The video would be funny by itself just based on the lame slow-motion shots, terrible choreography and overall corniness, but the subtitles this guy added of what he thinks the song sounds like in English makes it 100x better.</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/33280546</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/33280546</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:19:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Making of 'Science Machine'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/927062"&gt;The Making of 'Science Machine'&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;I know it�??s been linked all over the place by now, but if you haven�??t seen how &lt;a href="http://thebigpugh.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Chad Pugh&lt;/a&gt; created &lt;a href="http://store.thebigpugh.com/product/science-machine" target="_blank"&gt;this amazing illustration&lt;/a&gt;, stop what you�??re doing and watch this.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/32737368</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/32737368</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:59:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://data.tumblr.com/DihuHpYM38516902A07HCuDe_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/32629125</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/32629125</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Will Ferrell as Bush w/Jon Stewart</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/24dd4a855d"&gt;Will Ferrell as Bush w/Jon Stewart&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.ziked.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mirza&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/31780585</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/31780585</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:22:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>#tumblrs IRC</title><description>&lt;a href="http://found.boxofjunk.ws/post/19446737"&gt;#tumblrs IRC&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;A friendly reminder.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/31774642</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/31774642</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:53:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>audiocollapse:  
Black Ham - The Crusade (5:30) [Dubstep]  I�??m...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blakenelson.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/31378039/MtE1M0Kki7lxtlf3qlJsyCtU&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://audiocollapse.tumblr.com/post/31286492" target="_blank"&gt;audiocollapse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/bl4ckh4m" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Black Ham&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;i&gt;The Crusade&lt;/i&gt; (5:30) [Dubstep]&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;I�??m not normally a fan of much dubstep (too much reggae influence, usually), but Black Ham�??s songs are heavy, with a touch of darkness. This track is from the &lt;i&gt;RUFF 02&lt;/i&gt; 12�??.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/31378039</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/31378039</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:19:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Incredible! on Vimeo Uploaded by, oddly enough, Kanye West, who...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=714438&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=714438&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=714438&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Incredible! on Vimeo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Uploaded by, oddly enough, Kanye West, who apparently has a Vimeo account�?� Who knew?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Anyway, cool video�?� That fucking mother can &lt;i&gt;move&lt;/i&gt;, yo�?� &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/31350596</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/31350596</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:06:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>American Babysitter </title><description>&lt;img src="http://data.tumblr.com/3BfEoub0r7ltdx32tzrW00d6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fotoblur.com/images/American-Babysitter-781" target="_blank"&gt;American Babysitter &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/31275742</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/31275742</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:02:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Half Shorn Sheep</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3BfEoub0r7els9h0X8ngOmBr_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.photobasement.com/half-shorn-sheep/" target="_blank"&gt;Half Shorn Sheep&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/30796728</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/30796728</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:55:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3BfEoub0r7a72e09wqo5JtYD_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/orlandobloom.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/30472044</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/30472044</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:52:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>audiocollapse:  
Twiggy &amp; Twiggy - I Only Want To Be With...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blakenelson.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/30039700/MtE1M0Kki73npwfkx6wmjPIi&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://audiocollapse.tumblr.com/post/30039049" target="_blank"&gt;audiocollapse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Twiggy &amp; Twiggy&lt;/b&gt; - &lt;i&gt;I Only Want To Be With You&lt;/i&gt; (3:33) [No clue]&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;This is a cover by &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeordie_White" target="_blank"&gt;Jeordie White&lt;/a&gt; (Twiggy Ramirez from Marilyn Manson) from about 10+ years ago of the song by &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twiggy" target="_blank"&gt;Twiggy&lt;/a&gt; (the model).  I haven�??t heard this in years and talking with &lt;a href="http://ghostvirus.net/" target="_blank"&gt;ghostvirus&lt;/a&gt; about old Marilyn Manson made me think of it. I always liked this cover and if you don�??t then oh well�?�you suck. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;p&gt; I�??m pretty sure this was a cover, since the likelihood of these two doing the song together seems EXTREMELY slim.  Oh - this was also on the soundtrack for &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Campus-Soundtrack-Marilyn-Manson/dp/B000009NTA/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=music&amp;qid=1206670424&amp;sr=8-2" target="_blank"&gt;Dead Man On Campus&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/30039700</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/30039700</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:13:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DihuHpYM36rumr2qa3SUpaoM_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/29316079</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/29316079</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:17:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio Collapse</title><description>&lt;a href="http://audiocollapse.tumblr.com/"&gt;Audio Collapse&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://blakenelson.net/" target="_blank"&gt;Blake&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://vidar.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Vidar&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://found.boxofjunk.ws/" target="_blank"&gt;Inky&lt;/a&gt; and I decided to collaborate on a music tumblelog. It went live today. Expect a wide variety of music.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/29315363</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/29315363</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:06:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>audiocollapse:  
Hanzel und Gretyl - Sternkrieg (3:43)...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blakenelson.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/29314566/MtE1M0Kki6rtt4e10nn9tghc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://audiocollapse.tumblr.com/post/29311825" target="_blank"&gt;audiocollapse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hanzel und Gretyl&lt;/b&gt; - &lt;i&gt;Sternkrieg&lt;/i&gt; (3:43) [Industrial Metal]&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;This is a track off of faux-German industrial metal band &lt;a href="http://www.hanzelundgretyl.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Hanzel und Gretyl&lt;/a&gt;�??s latest album, &lt;i&gt;2012: Zwanzig Zwölf&lt;/i&gt;. One of the few industrial metal/rock bands with a female lead vocalist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/29314566</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/29314566</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:54:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3BfEoub0r6o0cw97ILMGwY8r_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://freelanceswitch.com/freelance-freedom/freelance-freedom-44/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/29044030</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/29044030</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:14:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Death Metal Puppy - This dog is as hardcore as they come�?�</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="337"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDY4NTQ4" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDY4NTQ4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Death Metal Puppy - This dog is as hardcore as they come�?�</description><link>http://blakenelson.net/post/28794012</link><guid>http://blakenelson.net/post/28794012</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:20:13 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
