tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:29:37 +0000*BNR* is *Blog Name Removed**BNR* is *BlogNameRemoved*http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Todd)Blogger930125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-8975265407103682338Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:50:00 +00002009-09-11T21:53:48.996-04:00Brooklynpenguins<description>I haven't posted recently, nor do I really plan on posting anything in the near future, but tonight is special.<br /><br />Tonight's the last night that I get to say this:<br /><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Much love from Brooklyn!</span></center><br /><br /><br />The next post, whenever it comes, will be from Queens.<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-8975265407103682338?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/_kFkTB1uAsU/i-havent-posted-recently-nor-do-i.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-havent-posted-recently-nor-do-i.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-6327255276314927701</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-20T22:36:50.230-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>*BNR* is taking a break for a little while.<br /><br />Go play outside, I'll be back sooner or later.<br /><br />-T-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-6327255276314927701?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/_C4qkKWKG3c/bnr-is-taking-break-for-little-while.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/08/bnr-is-taking-break-for-little-while.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-4638829485096229436</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-31T10:41:08.041-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Happy Friday Music Videos</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">80's Music</category><title /><description>We're bringing it back!<br /><br />Happy Friday!!!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ugTPZeo3Lps&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ugTPZeo3Lps&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-4638829485096229436?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/gqPgaaMQdis/were-bringing-it-back-happy-friday-much.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/07/were-bringing-it-back-happy-friday-much.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-7896867059942051664</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-12T20:04:24.644-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Todd</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Grandma</category><title /><description>My Grandma found this commercial for me. My grandma is awesome.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FnsJ6IySpRQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FnsJ6IySpRQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-7896867059942051664?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/Fsi1b86fG6w/my-grandma-found-this-commercial-for-me.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-grandma-found-this-commercial-for-me.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-3702628362730114458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-07T21:20:12.549-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Politics</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">BNR Gets Serious</category><title /><description>Senator Montgomery sent me this video in response to my recent email regarding the New York State Senate.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-Wyp-eG_RE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-Wyp-eG_RE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-3702628362730114458?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/ElwwbgaX5W8/senator-montgomery-sent-me-this-video.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/07/senator-montgomery-sent-me-this-video.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-7722833218328711834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-24T11:19:15.000-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Politics</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">BNR Gets Serious</category><title /><description><span style="color:#ff0000;">Updated UPDATE!</span><br /><br />I just sent this email to a few New York State Senators who have been misbehaving recently. I sent a personalized version to my Senator.<br /><br />"Senator,<br /><br />The current behavior of the senate is unacceptable. You may not be the Senator for my district, but your behavior still affects me as a New York State resident. Therefore, I charge you with resolving this crisis immediately. Failure to do so will result in my actively and financially supporting your opponent in the next election cycle.<br /><br />This email may not carry a lot of weight with your office, but I assure you, my campaign contributions against you can."<br /><br />Now it's your turn. Tell those morons to get back to work <a href="http://www.nysenate.gov/" target="blank">here</a>.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">So apparently someone at the New York State Senate has <a href="http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?client=news&um=1&hl=en&q=nys%20senate&ie=UTF-8&as_drrb=q&as_qdr=h"target=blank>this automatic blog search</a>. At 10:36, *BNR* got a visitor from The New York State Senate in Wyandanch.<br /><br />Score!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-7722833218328711834?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/QW41altQvXI/i-just-sent-this-email-to-few-new-york.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-just-sent-this-email-to-few-new-york.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-6638523806802483770</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-23T22:57:00.840-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">The Wife</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Google</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pervert</category><title /><description>Yesterday, I posted that picture my brother sent me of my future child. <br /><br />After I hit "publish", the Blogger confirmation page popped up. On the right side, there was a box of Google ads. I have limited knowledge of how Google ads work, so I checked Wikipedia. It told me that "Google matches advertisements to the content of a website."<br /><br />Let's see what Google thinks of my blog!<br /><br />(These are the exact ads. I copy and pasted them directly as they appeared.)<br /><br />"Older Man Sex<br />Free to Join. 1000's of pictures of Handsome Single Older Men<br />www.BabyBoomerPeopleMeet.com<br /><br />Wife Cheating? Free Trial<br />Secretly record IM's, email & more. 2 Minute Install. As seen on ABC!<br />WebWatcherNow.com/Free_Trial<br /><br />Beautiful love<br />Can't make long love? Buy satisfaction now<br />proffdj.com<br /><br />Not my daughters jeans<br />Shop for Not Your Daughters Brand Jeans. Free Shipping and Returns.<br />Zappos.com"<br /><br />So yeah, apparently The Wife is cheating on me, I can't make long love, I long for love with Handsome Single Older Men, and I like little girl jeans.<br /><br />Awesome.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-6638523806802483770?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/ZiCEeva9l8g/yesterday-i-posted-that-picture-my.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/yesterday-i-posted-that-picture-my.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-6974780790954306362</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-22T22:54:41.249-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Frost</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">The Wife</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>I got this text message from Frost:<br /><br />"Dude, I just saw this girl and she totally looked like she could be yours and The Wife's daughter. I got a picture too"<br /><br />Then I got this picture:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SkBDrIHh8mI/AAAAAAAABww/gHmbmd3HHF4/s1600-h/Weindy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SkBDrIHh8mI/AAAAAAAABww/gHmbmd3HHF4/s400/Weindy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350350765508653666" /></a><br /><br />Ha!<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-6974780790954306362?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/ALTZkVhcUVg/i-got-this-text-message-from-frost-dude.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SkBDrIHh8mI/AAAAAAAABww/gHmbmd3HHF4/s72-c/Weindy.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-got-this-text-message-from-frost-dude.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-6904092465813669004</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-21T23:27:22.284-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">The Wife</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>"You're severely retarded when it comes to folding clothes. Seriously, you're like the retarded person that other retarded people say 'Aw...' to."<br /><br />- The Wife (to me)<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-6904092465813669004?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/uJAalE6MN-4/youre-severely-retarded-when-it-comes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/youre-severely-retarded-when-it-comes.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-3240827534516255111</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-20T19:05:17.167-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Frost</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Lazy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>Texts with my brother:<br /><br />Frost: 11 days... No post... are you dead or just out of ideas?<br /><br />Me: Totally out of ideas. Work and school are killing my creativity.<br /><br />Frost: Don't worry about it. You were never very creative to begin with.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-3240827534516255111?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/fTNzUtYWvHc/texts-with-my-brother-frost-11-days.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/texts-with-my-brother-frost-11-days.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-6269051025167068270</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-09T23:41:49.135-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Verizon</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>*BNR* Public Service Announcement:<br /><br />Do you use Verizon Wireless? If so, did you know you can block calls, messages, and internet spam? I didn't until about 10 seconds ago.<br /><br />Log into MyVerizon, click the "My Services" tab, click the "Verizon Safeguards" link on the left, then click "Spam Controls."<br /><br />You can thank me later.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-6269051025167068270?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/cAPX0kLNiG4/bnr-public-service-announcement-do-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/bnr-public-service-announcement-do-you.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-759843762155118143</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-03T23:46:55.639-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Frost</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rock Climbing</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Brothers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>Frost went rock climbing last weekend.<br /><br />He didn't wear a harness.<br /><br />He didn't wear climbing shoes.<br /><br /><br /><br />...and he climbed it twice.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHV2M6PI/AAAAAAAABt0/ep_FynuLzeg/s1600-h/EricClimbing.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHV2M6PI/AAAAAAAABt0/ep_FynuLzeg/s400/EricClimbing.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343291286068455666" /></a><center>This is the second ascent</center> <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHfVvLuI/AAAAAAAABt8/1fzQZsfsHA4/s1600-h/EricClimbing+(1).jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHfVvLuI/AAAAAAAABt8/1fzQZsfsHA4/s400/EricClimbing+(1).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343291288616644322" /></a><center>His friend gave up.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHnRk-GI/AAAAAAAABuE/7WY-25FGZTQ/s1600-h/EricClimbing+(2).jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHnRk-GI/AAAAAAAABuE/7WY-25FGZTQ/s400/EricClimbing+(2).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343291290746681442" /></a><center>He said he got stuck. Something about "not having anything to grab onto" and being ridiculously scared.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHz0omLI/AAAAAAAABuM/Nf4Rs5Q9uVk/s1600-h/EricClimbing+(3).jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHz0omLI/AAAAAAAABuM/Nf4Rs5Q9uVk/s400/EricClimbing+(3).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343291294114945202" /></a> <center>But he made it!</center><br /><br />Man... I really miss playing outside with my brothers.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-759843762155118143?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/maGk1uGH2mA/frost-went-rock-climbing-last-weekend.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SicvHV2M6PI/AAAAAAAABt0/ep_FynuLzeg/s72-c/EricClimbing.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/frost-went-rock-climbing-last-weekend.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-8222754900981376618</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-02T10:53:00.861-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school stuff</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ADD</category><title /><description>I'm taking a math class over the summer.<br /><br />The professor doesn't allow texting in class.<br /><br />I'm not going to make it.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-8222754900981376618?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/wRBnBmHro8s/im-taking-math-class-over-summer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/im-taking-math-class-over-summer.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-4554677335836214145</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-01T13:56:21.329-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Tempo</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>My favorite restaurant in all of New York is closing this week.<br /><br />If you have the time, visit <a href="http://www.tempobrooklyn.com/home.htm"target=blank>Tempo</a> (it's in Brooklyn) They're closing this Saturday, so go soon! <br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-4554677335836214145?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/80TJOpwsalY/my-favorite-restaurant-in-all-of-new.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-favorite-restaurant-in-all-of-new.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-3104954647723675617</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-31T22:37:25.847-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ken's salad dressings</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>Ken's Salad Dressing was on sale at our grocery store.<br /><br />It's normally $2.79 a bottle. It was on sale for $0.79 a bottle.<br><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SiM-TuEn56I/AAAAAAAABts/kAeXzdw13lo/s1600-h/dressing.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SiM-TuEn56I/AAAAAAAABts/kAeXzdw13lo/s400/dressing.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342182091497400226" /></a><br /><br />Yeah, we bought eight bottles. We're awesome like that.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-3104954647723675617?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/q20VN0mRmlo/kens-salad-dressing-was-on-sale-at-our.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SiM-TuEn56I/AAAAAAAABts/kAeXzdw13lo/s72-c/dressing.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/kens-salad-dressing-was-on-sale-at-our.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-4633561896299394740</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 00:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-28T20:14:51.371-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Free Stuff is Good Stuff</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Starbucks</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Ice Cream</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Coffee</category><title /><description>Dear Starbucks,<br /><br />I love you. A lot. Seriously.<br /><br />xoxo, -T-<br /><br /><center> ----------------------------- </center><br /><br />The preceding love letter was written because of this:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/Sh8n-CDYMqI/AAAAAAAABtk/Tx7cZM0OMzg/s1600-h/starbucksicecream.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/Sh8n-CDYMqI/AAAAAAAABtk/Tx7cZM0OMzg/s400/starbucksicecream.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341031629741109922" /></a><br /><br />I received this coupon in the mail today just for belonging to their "Gold Card" membership. In addition, they've recently sent me coupons for a free iced coffee, free Tazo tea thingys, and a free birthday drink. Add those to the free drink I got with the membership and the 10% discount on everything in the store (which I use very often) and that Gold Card has paid itself off many times over.<br /><br />Thanks again Starbucks. If you were a person, I'd hug you.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-4633561896299394740?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/oX1pOKEzYwk/dear-starbucks-i-love-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/Sh8n-CDYMqI/AAAAAAAABtk/Tx7cZM0OMzg/s72-c/starbucksicecream.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/dear-starbucks-i-love-you.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-4035451702498515169</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 03:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-25T23:54:53.591-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">South Park</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Guinea Pig</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pan Flute Bands</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>There was a street fair in Brooklyn a couple weeks ago.<br /><br />I took a few cell phone pictures.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkGWz5-I/AAAAAAAABtM/B4eP-8eNumU/s1600-h/0517091328.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkGWz5-I/AAAAAAAABtM/B4eP-8eNumU/s400/0517091328.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339974553545467874" /></a><br /><br />See, I told you there was a street fair. I ate a lot. Like, grilled corn on the cob, a massive Italian sausage sandwich, some pad thai, lemonade, and a couple other things. I love fair food.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkQ09FqI/AAAAAAAABtU/TOE3ZsRYA44/s1600-h/0517091346.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkQ09FqI/AAAAAAAABtU/TOE3ZsRYA44/s400/0517091346.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339974556356253346" /></a><br /><br />When we saw this guy, I was positive we were going to have a Guinea Pig free day.<br /><br><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkZAbxhI/AAAAAAAABtc/LlsHMlisU0I/s1600-h/0517091413.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkZAbxhI/AAAAAAAABtc/LlsHMlisU0I/s400/0517091413.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339974558551885330" /></a><br /><br />But I was wrong! (and I was so startled!)<br /><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<br /><br />P.S. Finals were over last Tuesday. I've been relaxing ever since. Woohoo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-4035451702498515169?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/VTGmv7-UW00/there-was-street-fair-in-brooklyn.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/ShtmkGWz5-I/AAAAAAAABtM/B4eP-8eNumU/s72-c/0517091328.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/there-was-street-fair-in-brooklyn.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-1382507328874216566</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-14T20:03:24.590-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penis jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>Two finals down, two to go...<br /><br />In the meantime, here's a random cell phone picture of my work desk.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgywuU7i7OI/AAAAAAAABtE/B7ax4OgC-O4/s1600-h/Rubberband+penis.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgywuU7i7OI/AAAAAAAABtE/B7ax4OgC-O4/s400/Rubberband+penis.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335833968466128098" /></a><br /><center> <span style="font-weight:bold;">Rubber Band Penis!</span> </center><br /><br />This is what I do all day. I know you're impressed.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-1382507328874216566?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/__0VG3QtHig/two-finals-down-two-to-go.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgywuU7i7OI/AAAAAAAABtE/B7ax4OgC-O4/s72-c/Rubberband+penis.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/two-finals-down-two-to-go.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-2933473845264793536</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-13T22:38:46.883-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school stuff</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penis jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>What I really have to remember for my anatomy finals:<br /><br />- The corpus callosum and the corpus cavernosa are not the same thing. They're not even close.<br /><br />Here's why:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SguB1KQmwII/AAAAAAAABsk/esGCeDBP9yI/s1600-h/corpus+callosum.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 310px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SguB1KQmwII/AAAAAAAABsk/esGCeDBP9yI/s320/corpus+callosum.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335500933837537410" /></a><br /><br />Compared with...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SguDmloW_JI/AAAAAAAABs8/lpU3ra4L8-w/s1600-h/internalpenis.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SguDmloW_JI/AAAAAAAABs8/lpU3ra4L8-w/s400/internalpenis.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335502882510142610" /></a><br /><br /><br />This totally reminds me of the time in 9th grade Biology class when I confused the fallopian tubes with the Eustachian tubes. We were studying the ear at the time. I must have been thinking about something else.<br /><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuva<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-2933473845264793536?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/iKjnisE_ah4/what-i-really-have-to-remember-for-my.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SguB1KQmwII/AAAAAAAABsk/esGCeDBP9yI/s72-c/corpus+callosum.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-i-really-have-to-remember-for-my.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-2607968467320609916</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 03:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-11T23:35:05.597-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school stuff</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">80's Music</category><title /><description>I've been studying like crazy recently. There's only one thing that can fix it.<br /><br />Skid Row.<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ivFYVAntpw0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ivFYVAntpw0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuvat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-2607968467320609916?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/HwzBWsMBXTY/ive-been-studying-like-crazy-recently.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/ive-been-studying-like-crazy-recently.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-9076307514091088385</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-08T22:41:33.500-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Subway</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">New York Smell</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">BNR re-run</category><title /><description>It's a *BNR* Re-Run!<br /><br />This is from <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post.html"target=blank>Tuesday, June 12, 2007</a>.<br /><br />"It's time for today's *BNR* imaginary recipe!<br /><br />Here are your imaginary ingredients:<br />4 live cats<br />Large punch bowl<br />A dozen eggs <br />One gallon of yogurt<br />Two plates of Liver and Onions<br />One half gallon of prune juice<br />One plate of asparagus<br />One large outdoor metal storage shed<br />One large supreme pizza<br />One gallon of milk<br />Tequilla<br /><br />And here are your imaginary directions :<br />(Note: Don't actually do this, it's just a mental exercise)<br /><br />Fill large punch bowl with the dozen eggs (with shells). Add gallon of yogurt. Stir. Sit mixture in sun to speed souring/rotting. After the smell has grown, allow the cats into the bowl so they can eat the mixture. Let them eat their fill, then shoot the cats. Mix dead cats into bowl. Sit mixture in sun again. While waiting, eat liver and onions and drink prune juice. Go back to bowl. Shit in bowl. Shit in bowl again. Mix well. Eat asparagus. Open storage shed. Splash bowl mixture into the shed. Pee asparagus urine in the back corners of the shed. Exit shed. Eat entire large pizza and drink entire gallon of milk. Go back inside the shed. Do shots of tequila. Vomit when ready. Close shed and let bake in the sun. After a full day in the sun, re-open the shed. Take a big deep breath.<br /><br />That's how the subway smelled today on the way home.<br /><br />I realize that took a while, but it was important that I build it up correctly. We're all about authenticity here at *BNR*."<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuvat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-9076307514091088385?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/1fZi7tVDEH4/its-bnr-re-run-this-is-from-tuesday.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/its-bnr-re-run-this-is-from-tuesday.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-4445273723461325309</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-07T22:12:01.406-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pbr</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">nickelback</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school stuff</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Jewy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>Wow.<br /><br />So one of my finals was moved up a week. My only solution to this soul-crushing news was to go drinking with a couple of my classmates.<br /><br />So, more studying for me. Like a lot more. Quickly.<br /><br />In the meantime, amuse yourself with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUabDEPlsT4"target=blank>this video</a>. One of my friends posted it on Facebook. It blew my mind.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuvat<br /><br />P.S. Nickelback is awesome, and you know it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-4445273723461325309?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/ZOjnDvLhc0k/wow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/wow.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-3716970937608442130</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-06T17:05:56.895-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Graffiti</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Midgets with hammers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">MTA</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">garbage</category><title /><description>I've been studying a lot recently. Bleah. There's only one cure.<br /><br />Extra Crappy Cell Phone Pictures!<br /><br />I posted this first one on Facebook already, but I figured it's important enough to repost on here. I know it's still a few months off, but I'm already getting nervous...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEURES0UDI/AAAAAAAABsA/_aKOOgOXCjo/s1600-h/shorties+in+brooklyn.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEURES0UDI/AAAAAAAABsA/_aKOOgOXCjo/s320/shorties+in+brooklyn.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332565717226377266" /></a> <i><center>Real Little World: Brooklyn</center></i><br /><br />Then there's this mailbox. I thought "Ana Peru" might be something cool. <br /><br /><a href="http://guanabee.com/2007/06/who-is-peru-ana-ana-peru"target=blank>It's not</a>.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEUQx1xlqI/AAAAAAAABr4/PVzGrAJDqx4/s1600-h/peru+ana.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEUQx1xlqI/AAAAAAAABr4/PVzGrAJDqx4/s320/peru+ana.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332565712272725666" /></a> <i><center>So much effort for such a stupid project...</center></i><br /><br />As seen at Whole Foods:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEUQ_eDmdI/AAAAAAAABrw/DSR8dAYIr-o/s1600-h/not+too+heavy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEUQ_eDmdI/AAAAAAAABrw/DSR8dAYIr-o/s320/not+too+heavy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332565715931339218" /></a><i><center>Not to smart either.</center></i><br /><br />Finally, this morning's view from the the N platform at Pacific Street. Keep in mind, this is before the layoffs and fare-increases and such.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEUQuxxY_I/AAAAAAAABro/Pm3ovfrnE10/s1600-h/garbage+art.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEUQuxxY_I/AAAAAAAABro/Pm3ovfrnE10/s320/garbage+art.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332565711450629106" /></a><i><center>I carefully put a napkin in that top-right cup.</center></i><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuvat<br /><br />P.S. Remember, little people are just like bears. They can totally chase you up trees. Then they'll hit you with hammers and bite you with their razor sharp teeth.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-3716970937608442130?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/hIYPTHt3zrk/ive-been-studying-lot-recently.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s2QpxygObSo/SgEURES0UDI/AAAAAAAABsA/_aKOOgOXCjo/s72-c/shorties+in+brooklyn.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/ive-been-studying-lot-recently.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-8299202204261985207</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-01T01:00:00.549-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Cleveland</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>I don't know if you've already seen these, but they are fucking awesome.<br /><br /><center>Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Videos<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ysmLA5TqbIY&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ysmLA5TqbIY&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oZzgAjjuqZM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oZzgAjjuqZM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> </center><br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuvat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-8299202204261985207?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/jgpT2gubRv0/i-dont-know-if-youve-already-seen-these.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-dont-know-if-youve-already-seen-these.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5205685.post-8486953965741891640</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-30T19:57:01.744-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Twitter</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">penguins</category><title /><description>Regarding our <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/04/im-sitting-here-trying-to-figure-out.html">previous</a> <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/04/phase-two-of-twitter-backlash-is-in.html"target=blank>discussions</a> on Twitter:<br /><br />Remember how I predicted phase three as "The 'real' Twitter'ers will unite = Backlash to the Backlash."<br /><br />Guess what? It's <a href="http://www.pcworld.com/article/164107/twitter_quitters_just_dont_get_it.html"target=blank>Phase 3</a>! <br /><br />"Another prevailing myth about Twitter is that it's just an expression of our collective narcissism, and that we're all just tweeting to hear ourselves tweet. In reality, though, the overwhelming majority of users follow far more people than follow them. And if you're tweeting more than you're reading, there's a good chance nobody's following you..."<br /><br />I have to say, the whole article is kinda long and whiny.<br /><br />It'd work much better as a 140 character status update.<br /><br />Much love from Brooklyn!<br /><br />Later, -T-<br />Audentes fortuna iuvat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><p></p><center><hr /></center> <p></p> If you're reading this post in a reader, <a href="http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/"TARGET="_blank">click here</a> to open this post in a new window. (You need to do this to comment, watch most videos, and enjoy the fresh smell of the incense I've been burning.)<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5205685-8486953965741891640?l=blognameremoved.blogspot.com'/></div></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/bnrIsblogNameRemoved/~3/0Ou_f59lDi4/regarding-our-previous-discussions-on.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Todd)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blognameremoved.blogspot.com/2009/04/regarding-our-previous-discussions-on.html</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>