Coincidentally, at the same time, not a puppet but a convicted criminal, Donald Trump wants Ukraine to stop blowing up Russian oil refineries; someone inside the White House ordered Ukraine's Starshield military satellite service to be slowed to a crawl.

Diaper Don calls the attacks a "disgrace," and blames them, not his war in Iran, for skyrocketing energy prices. — Read the rest

The post Trump wants Ukraine to stop hitting Russian refineries. The White House throttled the wrong drones appeared first on Boing Boing.

Katie Zacharia will no longer have to struggle with the public-speaking part of the White House Press Secretary job, as she was fired. The White House calls this: "transitioning into a new role."

On Tuesday, the White House celebrated its new Press Secretary, Katie Zacharia, for delivering a "commanding inaugural press briefing." — Read the rest

The post Katie Zacharia's first White House press briefing was also her last appeared first on Boing Boing.

Depending on the variety, a serving of lettuce has about 0.5 to 1 gram of protein, but scientists are working to change that. It turns out that chloroplasts, which usually produce chlorophyll, can be modified to make myoglobin, a protein found in meat, instead. — Read the rest

The post Lettuce may soon have a lot more protein appeared first on Boing Boing.

The Linden Ave Bridge in Zanesville, Ohio continues the tradition of humbling clueless truck drivers. Once again, the flashing lights, ear-splitting siren, and copious signage do nothing to deter the driver of this box truck, who confidently slams into the protective barrier, peeling open an impressive chunk of the truck. — Read the rest

The post 9 foot 7 bridge claims another victim appeared first on Boing Boing.

Hey, remember Pokémon Platinum Version? You know, the best game of Pokémon's best era? Giant fictionalized Hokkaido to explore, evil team that wanted to make the world a nightmare dimension? If you've been hankering to revisit the best of the DS (which I kind of have lately, as it and its rival the PSP re-enter the zeitgeist thanks to hipsters), you no longer have to do it alone. — Read the rest

The post Now play Pokémon with your friends appeared first on Boing Boing.

After thirteen years of waiting, it feels nothing short of surreal to even think the words 'final GTA 6 trailer'. We've suffered through paywalled advertising, shockingly expensive collectors' editions, and the preceding decade of complete radio silence, but we're finally here. — Read the rest

The post After 13 years: the Final Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer appeared first on Boing Boing.

TL;DR: Pay once and own six domains for life with this Hostdeal Domain Names Lifetime Subscription, on sale now for just $29.99 (MSRP $120).

Your website is like your very own corner of the internet — so it's worth securing your domain name for the long haul. — Read the rest

The post Lock in six website domains for life for just $30 appeared first on Boing Boing.

Trump's latest press secretary failed the California bar and has never been admitted to practice law anywhere in the United States of America. Despite this, Zacharia claims she has been very careful when calling herself "a lawyer."

Our new White House press secretary claims she consulted "many people in the field" to ask whether having a J.D. — Read the rest

The post Katie Zacharia says she was "very careful" about calling herself a lawyer after failing the bar appeared first on Boing Boing.

Former congressperson from the state of Florida and oft-accused sex trafficker Matt Gaetz has long said he'd like to face his accusers. Two of them just sued him, alleging he participated in a sex-trafficking scheme.

After years of saying he'd like to confront his accusers, Jane Doe 1 and Jane Doe 2 have filed a lawsuit against Matt Gaetz, giving him the opportunity. — Read the rest

The post Trump's almost-attorney general Matt Gaetz is now a defendant in a sex-trafficking lawsuit appeared first on Boing Boing.

Facebook CEO and noted alien presence on Earth Mark Zuckerberg took one sip of Guinness and gave the world a face that Famous Campaigns immediately turned into a spec ad for the famous beer brand.

The inevitable billboard: three frames of Zuck trying to process the stout followed by "It's not for everyone. — Read the rest

The post Spec Guinness ad captures the brilliance of stout and lets Mark Zuckerberg be the punchline appeared first on Boing Boing.

Having just promised the American people that robots would not take over the country, Donald Trump announced he'd like a robot to do his job, so he can sit home and watch TV.

"You wouldn't know the difference," claimed Diaper Don, describing his replacement: Bender J. — Read the rest

The post Trump would like a robot Trump to campaign while human Trump watches Trump on TV appeared first on Boing Boing.

Nidhogg, Mark Essen's wonderfully-animated 2D fencing game, now has an improved online multiplayer mode—an upgrade added more than 12 years after the indie classic's original release (in 2010, when it was in development, I described it as "Mechner on acid," which it is). — Read the rest

The post Fencing game Nidhogg gets major update after 12 years appeared first on Boing Boing.

R. Sikoryak is a cartooning mimic of incredible ability, drawing in the style of any other cartoonist with absolute precision. Boing Boing has written about his previous projects taking legal documents and illustrating them using various famous cartoonist styles and comics characters. — Read the rest

The post R. Sikoryak's latest word-for-word comics adaptation of America's foundational documents appeared first on Boing Boing.

Hey, did you know season 2 of Cyberpunk Edgerunners comes out in a week? I was one of many who expected Cyberpunk 2077's tie-in anime to be little more than a one-off, especially since the game's sequel is still years off and will probably be launching for the PS6. — Read the rest

The post Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 debuts with suitably action-packed trailer appeared first on Boing Boing.

A stark graph showing a 1,533% increase in terror arrests in the U.K. this year comes with an interesting asterisk: it's mostly protestors whose "terror" offense occurred at pro-Palestinian marches, typically in the form of spoken or printed messages supporting Palestine Action and related slogans. — Read the rest

The post Britain's typical "terrorist" now a 60 year-old woman appeared first on Boing Boing.

TL;DR: Get lifetime access to Microsoft Office Professional 2021 and Windows 11 Pro for just $34.97 (reg. $418).

Upgrade your PC seamlessly with The Ultimate Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows Lifetime License & Windows 11 Pro Bundle for just $34.97 (reg. — Read the rest

The post Upgrade your PC for just $35 with Office 2021 and Windows 11 Pro  appeared first on Boing Boing.

If you like spacefaring video games in any capacity, you've already heard of Star Citizen, the massive MMO… in SPACE! from Wing Commander creator Chris Roberts that's been crowdfunded to the tune of a billion dollars. To hear Roberts and his adherents talk about the game, it'll do everything from buttering your toast to curing cancer… juuuuuust as soon as it releases. — Read the rest

The post At least part of Star Citizen will finally be out soon, allegedly appeared first on Boing Boing.

Mark Stephens, better known under the pen name Robert X. Cringely, died last week at 73. Stephens chronicled the tech industry of the late 1980s and early 1990s—the age of Bill Gates' rise, Steve Jobs' repose, the dawn of the world wide web—and produced the famed documetary Triumph of the Nerds, based on his own bestselling Accidental Empires. — Read the rest

The post Watch Triumph of the Nerds, the 1996 documentary about the rise of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs appeared first on Boing Boing.

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH the little scamp president Donald and his imaginary publicist John prepare for the midterms

-Good people, please join the team that makes it possible for your friendly neighborhood comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug to exist in this hostile Trumpverse! — Read the rest

The post Tom the Dancing Bug: A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at the midterms appeared first on Boing Boing.

Here's a wild shot at getting voters to turn out for the midterm elections: have them vote for their favorite gun. The question "Which of the following guns should be designated as the state gun of Idaho?" will be on ballots there after legislators unanimously approved it and Governor Brad Little signed the measure. — Read the rest

The post Spud gun not on ballot as Idaho Voters choose official state firearm appeared first on Boing Boing.

A Peruvian man named after two European despots won election in Queropalca, a district with about 730 residents in the south American nation's Huánuco department. Hitler Mussolini Simeón Flores, 45, won the race by just 25 votes as the candidate of the center-left Ahora Nación party. — Read the rest

The post Hitler Mussolini wins election in Peru appeared first on Boing Boing.

An OpenAI engineer and Saudi national faces criminal charges after plugging an audio recorder into an executive conference room's TV set. Crudely wrapped in toilet paper, the device was soon found, and after security footage was reviewed, so was the culprit. — Read the rest

The post OpenAI engineer allegedly installed spy device in executive conference room appeared first on Boing Boing.

Skincare products promising youthful glows and wrinkle-free smiles regularly lead to unexpected charges for the customers pressured or tricked into buying them, reports NPR. It seems there's not much anyone can do to stop the scammers, who often work out of mall kiosks and suburban salons, beyond filing lawsuits and complaining to disinterested authorities. — Read the rest

The post Mall skincare scams out of control, reports NPR appeared first on Boing Boing.

TL;DR: Surfshark VPN offers unlimited simultaneous connections, 3,200+ servers, and privacy features like a kill switch and MultiHop. Get three years of its Starter Plan for $62.99 (reg. $430) with code SAVE25 through October 15.

You probably own more devices that connect to the internet than you have actual reasons to own them. — Read the rest

The post Give every gadget in your collection a VPN for just $63 appeared first on Boing Boing.

Theo Jaffee made a Weather Atlas that shows where in the world has the right weather for you. Set the sliders to your perfect day and the international heat map will shift to show which areas get it the most times a year. — Read the rest

The post Interactive weather atlas shows where in the world you'd love to live appeared first on Boing Boing.

Merely a day after his boss Diaper Don described inspecting Jon Husted's ass, JD Vance told a male supporter "I love you too" before urgently specifying that it was "totally platonic."

Polling suggests this clever new campaign strategy isn't working. Republicans appear poised to lose the House and quite possibly the Senate. — Read the rest

The post A day after Trump describes ogling Jon Husted's butt, JD Vance delivers a "totally platonic" pledge of love appeared first on Boing Boing.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Texas Attorney General and US Senate candidate Ken Paxton faces yet another major scandal. This time it's his partying with fugitives from the DOJ who also happen to be large donors to him.

Looks like James Talarico can add another scandal to that hilarious anti-Ken Paxton ad. — Read the rest

The post Ken Paxton celebrated New Year's Eve in Dubai with two fugitives. One had donated $190,000 to him appeared first on Boing Boing.

Katie Zacharia appears to struggle as she tries to fill the brimstone-reeking shoes of her predecessor.

Unable to even read a prepared statement clearly, Trump's new mouthpiece doesn't seem to have the spite, anger, or public-speaking ability the job requires. Her first briefing lasted about 14 minutes, during which she stumbled over her remarks and only took three questions, all from suck-up media outlets. — Read the rest

The post Trump's new press secretary is unprepared for the public-speaking part of the job appeared first on Boing Boing.

BMW declined to supply the newly elected leader of Germany's far-right Alternative fuer Deutchland with a car. So they asked Elon Musk, who is notoriously friendly to their sort of politics.

Germany's sadly rising far right has lost its complimentary BMW; luckily for bigotry, they immediately knew who to call. — Read the rest

The post BMW won't give Germany's far right a company car, so they called Elon Musk appeared first on Boing Boing.

TL;DR: Rewrite AI-generated text so it reads like a person wrote it with an Undetectable Humanizer Standard Plan lifetime subscription for $69.97 (MSRP $1,800) until October 15.

AI chatbots write fast, but their drafts tend to share the same tics, from stiff transitions to a suspicious number of em dashes. — Read the rest

The post This $69.97 tool rewrites AI text until it stops sounding like a customer service bot appeared first on Boing Boing.