Trump's giant, 10-foot-tall gold participation trophy honoring his "enthusiastic participation" in the Iran War is moving from Washington, D.C., to New York City!

The trophy is believed to be the largest ever awarded to a sitting President, and is an attempt to de-escalate the conflict through positive reinforcement.

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An English professor at South Florida State College was fired for assigning an award-winning short story to her freshman class. Now Vinita Prabhakar is suing her former employer, claiming it breached her First Amendment rights.

Prabhakar assigned Ottessa Moshfegh's "Bettering Myself," first published in The Paris Review and winner of the Plimpton Prize, to illustrate unreliable narrators. — Read the rest

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Blanche needed to hold a meeting with a group Epstein survivors to get past the Senate. It sounds less like he met with them, and more like he was a belligerent jerk for 30 minutes.

Epstein survivors waited months for a meeting with Donald Trump's personal lawyer, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. — Read the rest

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"God damnit Donut!"

While the Dungeon Crawler Carl books are addictive, the audiobooks are incredible. Producer and voice actor Jeff Hays is the reason.

I got sucked into Dungeon Crawler Carl in early June, and rapidly read the first five books in under a week. — Read the rest

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A Devilskin concern in Dunedin, New Zealand, was tarnished Saturday night after a concergoer defecated in the moshpit. Metal fans were left "vomiting and crying" after those dancing there "completely spread" the matter around. "It started with a faint aroma," writes John Lewis of the Otago Daily Times

"It's on people's feet. People

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In the 1990s, I was introduced to the Chicago Handshake as a shot of Jagermeister and a beer. I was lucky; the modern version is far more disgusting.

A Chicago Handshake now means a shot of Jeppson's Malört served with an Old Style beer. — Read the rest

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Dementia Donnie really doesn't want to explain where the money went.

A reporter aboard Air Force One asked Trump where an estimated $13 billion in Venezuelan oil revenue was going. He replied that the Venezuela war had "paid for itself." Asked again, he said the money was "running the country." — Read the rest

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It would appear the antifa thugs no one can find are inside the animal costumes.

I am always shocked these people do not understand they are talking to The Daily Show. The two women in the red hats are literally making no sense, and the college dude offers racism. — Read the rest

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There are plenty of "unlikable" comic book characters. And then there's Midge McCracken. Roberta Gregory's spectacularly sour, fractally negative, permanently rage-faced antihero is the sort of person who can turn any incident, regardless of how benign, into crippling psychodrama. She's exhausting, frequently offensive, often just plain wrong, and consistently hilarious. — Read the rest

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In July 1184 the 18-year-old German king Henry VI came to Erfurt to settle a land dispute between the Landgrave of Thuringia and the Archbishop of Mainz. Nobles, bishops and leading citizens of the town packed into an upstairs room of a two-story building near the cathedral. — Read the rest

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In the data broker market, personal profiles are cheap.

For a few dollars—or sometimes cents—buyers can access detailed records about real people.

Addresses. Phone numbers. Relatives. Property history.

That information fuels scams, spam, and identity fraud. — Read the rest

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TL;DR: Get lifetime access to Windows 11 Pro and Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for just $32.97 through August 9 (MSRP $418.99). This bundle gives you the tools to upgrade your PC, improve productivity, and skip recurring software payments.

A modern PC needs more than just decent hardware — it needs the right software behind it. — Read the rest

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A passing steamer noted in its log on December 15, 1900, that the light on Eilean Mòr, in the Outer Hebrides, was dark. Storms kept the relief boat away until December 26. Joseph Moore went ashore alone and found the gate and the door shut, the beds unmade, the clock stopped, the lamps cleaned and refilled, and one set of oilskins still hanging inside. — Read the rest

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On the morning of May 19, 1780, the sky over New England went dark enough that people burned candles from noon on. In Ipswich, Massachusetts, the roosters and the frogs started up at two in the afternoon as though night had arrived. — Read the rest

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For more than a century, people have grumbled that dropped bread always lands butter-side down and chalked it up to plain pessimism. When the BBC science show Q.E.D. tossed toast into the air in 1991, it landed butter-down only half the time — exactly what chance predicts. — Read the rest

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Algeria pulled off one of the great World Cup upsets in 1982, beating reigning European champions West Germany 2–1 — the first African or Arab team ever to beat a European team at the tournament. 

Algeria finished its group games a day before West Germany played Austria, so both European teams took the field knowing that a West German win by one or two goals would send both through and eliminate Algeria. — Read the rest

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For sixty years, oceanographers had a research vessel that deliberately capsized itself. FLIP, short for Floating Instrument Platform, was a 355-foot ship that would flood its stern and pitch backward 90 degrees until it floated straight up and down. The front 55 feet stayed above water; the other 300 feet were suspended in deep, calm water, which made the platform almost immune to passing waves. — Read the rest

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Bertram "Bertie" Sheldrake ran his family's pickle factory in southeast London, converted to Islam as a teenager in 1903, and took the name Khalid. He founded mosques in Peckham and Dulwich, edited Muslim journals, and once converted a biscuit heiress to Islam aboard a chartered airliner over the English Channel. — Read the rest

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On October 22, 1895, a steam locomotive smashed through the upper-floor wall of a Paris railway station and came to rest on its nose in the street below. The photograph of the Montparnasse derailment is one of the most famous images in the history of transportation. — Read the rest

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Tobi Lütke, CEO of online commerce giant Shopify, endorsed banker Eric Thor's suggestion for a "weighted voting proportional to the amount of income tax you pay." Moreover, he wrote, the poor and pensioners should have their right to vote stripped entirely: "Now you are a dependent and that means no voting, just like dependents under age. — Read the rest

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If large corporations are supposed to prefer subtle and well-lawyered forms of misconduct, no-one told Ebay, whose global security team ended up facing criminal charges over their unhinged harassment campaign against Ina and David Steiner, two journalists who criticized the company. — Read the rest

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Having shown the massive star Betelgeuse as an indistinct blob, astronomers at the Very Large Telescope in the Atacama Desert have now imaged its long-suspected companion star, proving that the bloated supergiant is not alone.

"This is the conclusion of a century-long quest," wrote Miguel Montargès of the Observatoire de Paris. — Read the rest

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TL;DR: Get a Microsoft Project Professional 2024 Lifetime License for $44.97 through Aug. 2 (MSRP $1,129) and plan projects with Gantt charts, built-in reports, automatic scheduling, timesheets, and a one-time purchase

Everyone thinks they're good at project management until Task No. — Read the rest

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While it remains unclear whether Raygun was just a classless incompetent with a terrible sense of humor or the world's worst breakdancer, Netflix wants to find out.

Untold Sports, which is described as "critically acclaimed" in the Netflix-authored article where I first heard of it, will be running a segment on the notorious Olympics crasher. — Read the rest

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The Orange Menace's father lived through two world wars, the jet age, the moon landing and the rise of mass commercial aviation.

"There weren't airplanes in those days, I don't think," says the United States Moron in Chief. He's right about one thing: he doesn't think. — Read the rest

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Tourists staged a photo shoot on the railway tracks leading into Auschwitz-Birkenau, where deportation trains carried thousands of people to their deaths.

Video shows a woman posing on the tracks, adjusting her hair and changing postures while two companions photograph her. — Read the rest

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Lil' Marco and Donald clearly hate Iran's anti-war propaganda. The Iranians just keep cranking out bangers…

The LEGO diaper is really a chef's kiss.

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.

Previously:
• Giant participation trophy appears on the National Mall for Trump's Iran War 'effort'
• Unknown traders made a fortune shorting oil 15 minutes before Trump reversed Iran threat
• Trump's war in Iran cancels summer vacation
• Trump's plan for Iran is: ¯(ツ)/¯
• Iran's most effective weapon might be AI karaoke

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Evangelist Whitney Lynn has found the perfect audience: people strapped into seats several miles above the ground.

"I just love a captive audience," she wrote after preaching to roughly 200 passengers trapped aboard a commercial flight she happened to be on. — Read the rest

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With AI datacenters gobbling up all the available memory, spec sheets have stalled and system builders are making the most of what they can get. 8GB of RAM (system or GPU) is fine! But the latest AMD-based video card coming with just 4GB of VRAM in its entry-level model marks a clear step down: it's "the first modern GPU to ship" with so little memory, writes William Judd. — Read the rest

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Three times in Prague's history, a political dispute ended with someone being thrown out a high window. It happened often enough that the English word "defenestrate" — to hurl someone from a window — entered the language describing the Defenestrations of Prague. — Read the rest

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