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		<title>One for the kiddies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, and if you’re a creative evolutionist, just skip straight to top left. If you&#8217;re a shark lover, go here and complain in the comments.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and if you’re a creative evolutionist, just skip straight to top left.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re a shark lover, <a title="Flowing Data evolution graphic and discussion" href="http://flowingdata.com/2009/03/11/what-do-you-think-of-this-evolution-graphic/" target="_blank">go here</a> and complain in the comments.</p>
<p><a title="Opens Flowing Data website in new window" href="http://flowingdata.com/2009/03/11/what-do-you-think-of-this-evolution-graphic/" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 10px 0px" src="http://bondicigar.com/mediapix/animals-evolution.jpg" /></a></p>
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		<title>Censorship’s Heartland</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin, it transpires, is quite an ole stick in the mud when conversation strays to arts, or civil liberties. Not even being put in his place by Olympia abashed him the least on child nudity. And a year into his government it continues, the most offensive advertising campaign of recent decades, that I naively believed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kevin, it transpires, is quite an ole stick in the mud when conversation strays to arts, or civil liberties.</p>
<p>Not even being put in his place by <a title="ABC news article" href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/07/2296980.htm" target="_blank">Olympia</a> abashed him the least on child nudity.</p>
<p>And a year into his government it continues, the most offensive advertising campaign of recent decades, that I naively believed would instantly topple with that rash of political trumpeting.  Yes, those xenophobic pimping adverts with the Feds encouraging us to dob our neighbours in, or at least keep an eye on the bastards.</p>
<p>Now it’s revealed by a strange confluence of international cross-linking that our beloved saviour of all that’s good in the Labour ethos is hell bent on a icy contempt of free choice.</p>
<h3>Introducing ACMA – your net-nanny</h3>
<p>ACMA continues in the great tradition of Australian Customs and the Australian film censorship board as it compiles a blacklist of what THEY think YOU cannot visit on the Internet.</p>
<p>Web security vendor <a title="Sophos article" href="http://www.sophos.com/blogs/gc/g/2009/03/19/australian-list-banned-websites-leaked/" target="_blank">Sophos reports</a>, disdainfully:</p>
<blockquote><p>Well, Sophos Labs has acquired it  ..   our investigation has discovered that there are a number of sites on the published list which it would not be appropriate for us to protect customers against, as we have been unable to find any illegal or questionable content on their sites.<br />
These include a Queensland dentist&#8217;s website, a caravan park, and webpages related to subjects as diverse as poker-playing and euthanasia.<br />
Earlier this week, ACMA&#8217;s censorship list made headlines after it was revealed that it was blocking access to an anti-abortion website, and several pages on the anonymous whistleblower site, Wikileaks. &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>Granny describes the kerfuffle quite nicely, and with an edge to her tone:</p>
<p><a title="Sydney Morning Herald article" href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/banned-hyperlinks-could-cost-you-11000-a-day/2009/03/17/1237054787635.html?page=fullpage " target="_blank">Banned hyperlinks could cost you $11,000 a day</a></p>
<p>Take note, all you webmasters.</p>
<p>And now the source, the fearless <a title="Wikileaks on ACMA" href="http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Australia_secretly_censors_Wikileaks_press_release_and_Danish_Internet_censorship_list,_16_Mar_2009" target="_blank">Wikileaks website</a>:</p>
<h3>Australia secretly censors Wikileaks press release</h3>
<blockquote><p>The first rule of censorship is that you cannot talk about censorship.</p>
<p>In late 2008, Wikileaks released the <a href="outbind://10-00000000650DD6F3C2F70649AF185A98D1CF035704D63B00/wiki/Denmark:_3863_sites_on_censorship_list%2C_Feb_2008">secret Internet censorship list for Denmark</a>, together with a press release condemning the practice for lack of public or judicial oversight.</p>
<p>An Australian anti-censorship activist submitted the page to the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA), requesting that they censor it, under their internal guidelines. The activist wished to expose the &#8220;slippery scope&#8221; of the proposed Mandatory Internet Censorship scheme.</p>
<p>The press release and the list itself have now been placed into the secret Australian government blacklist of &#8220;Prohibited Online Content. &#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Australia_secretly_censors_Wikileaks_press_release_and_Danish_Internet_censorship_list,_16_Mar_2009">http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Australia_secretly_censors_Wikileaks_press_release_and_Danish_Internet_censorship_list,_16_Mar_2009</a></p>
<p>If we’re talking about mandates, these were not my voting intentions.</p>
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		<title>Google-ing for Hookers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ordering pizzas online was a brief technology &#8216;aaah&#8217; moment which rapidly passed into a modern life capability.&#160; Passé. While it lasts, and for its novelty value, what about finding hookers via Google Maps street view? (We have some spelling issues with the heading: Googling or Googleing?) &#8220;The Strip&#8221; refers to any local venue in any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ordering pizzas online was a brief technology &#8216;aaah&#8217; moment which rapidly passed into a modern life capability.&nbsp; Passé.</p>
<p>While it lasts, and for its novelty value, what about finding hookers via Google Maps street view? (We have some spelling issues with the heading: Googling or Googleing?)</p>
<p>&#8220;The Strip&#8221; refers to any local venue in any city. In Newcastle, Australia, it probably means Maitland Road, Islington, where the Ladies of the Night ply their trade. WorkChoices made it a 24-7 venture. </p>
<p>A concerned reader supplies this alert:</p>
<blockquote><p>The most difficult task a Newcastle Homestay parent has is explaining to the pure-as-the-driven-snow Chinese 17-yo student, on her way to Hunter Tafe at Tighes Hill, why so many slags line the streets. </p>
<p>As much empathy and sympathy I have for these poor girls (the slags, not the students) they really are a sorry lot, and do not, in general, present well! <img style="margin: 15px 0px 15px 20px" src="http://bondicigar.com/mediapix/google-hooker-1.jpg" align="right"/></p>
<p>I&#8217;m genuinely sorry for them, as &#8211; not being holed up in that purple house at Sandgate &#8211; they must risk street time dealing with the psychotic, abusive trolls trawling them.</p>
<p>I thought you might be interested in these Google street views and the action on Maitland Road, Islington, Newcastle, NSW, Australia. </p>
<p>Right outside Street number 230, a well-know &#8220;pot supplier,&#8221; to be precise :0))</p>
<p>What do you make of it?</p>
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<p>For posterity, we went and snapped a bunch of Google Street view angles while they are still cached. </p>
<p>What fun. </p>
<p>It raises many issues, privacy being foremost. Are Google Street images admissible as evidence in a courtroom?&nbsp; </p>
<p>Are these girls prostitutes? Which most are standing on the footpath who are not waiting for a bus &#8211; or appear to be waiting for a bus but clad in thigh-length boots. Or not standing, but walking towards, or away from, the nearby TAFE, and not carrying books &#8211; or, if carrying books, walking on the street instead of footpath with pretend-hitchhiker&#8217;s arm outstretched .. you get the idea.</p>
<p>Are the vehicle licence plates readable?</p>
<p>Enjoy this <a title="Google street map opens in new window" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=230+maitland+rd+islington+nsw+australia&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=45.284089,76.289063&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=-32.908145,151.74619&amp;spn=0.011782,0.018625&amp;z=16&amp;g=230+maitland+rd+islington+nsw+australia&amp;layer=c&amp;cbll=-32.911792,151.746171&amp;panoid=sDz5PI10DD6RPTv2UG6egA&amp;cbp=1,285.4843903575985,,0,3.3227114263557986" target="_blank">Google street map location</a> &#8211; before it&#8217;s refreshed in another Google drive-by, and give us your thoughts. </p>
<p><a title="Click to view larger image" href="http://bondicigar.com/mediapix/google-hooker-3.jpg" target="_blank" rel="thumbnail"><img style="margin: 5px 0px 10px 20px" src="http://bondicigar.com/mediapix/google-hooker-2.jpg" align="right"/></a> We agree it looks like street action. </p>
<p>The driver, apart from unconcernedly plonking his 20y/o Commodore illegally right on the corner, seems equally nonchalantly ashing a fag through the driver&#8217;s window.</p>
<p>Ho hum, just another day on the street. </p>
<p>Done this before, by the look of it. But what, exactly? </p>
<p>If, as it seems from the blurry zoom in the top picture, one of the girls lobs into the rear seat, he the driver might well be the pimp, or his lowly-paid agent, or simply in vehicular disguise .. or a client You get the idea. </p>
<p>Or they might be two lasses from the local primary school buying ice creams from Mr Whippy whose van is in dock and doing the rounds in his wife&#8217;s. </p>
<p>I dunno!</p>
<p>What I do know is I don&#8217;t want the missus waving hard copy of this in my face, with my unique green &amp; gold hummer sporting those ruby red spinning bling rims cruising the strip, illegally parked, illegally transacting, doors open, whore&#8217;s ass hanging out.</p>
<p>Thanks for nothing, Big Google Brother.</p>
<p>PS: Oh, and the &#8220;pot supplier&#8221;? Just the local gardening supplies, Pots-R-Us.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; :0))</p>
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		<title>Extremely Objectionable</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Government owning a stake in any private U.S. company is objectionable to most Americans &#8211; me included. [U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson] Objectionable? We, the people, should find objectionable not returning profits from services and infrastructure to maintain and grow them, rather than featherbed lifestyles of the selfish greedy who spurn “the public good” aka [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Government owning a stake in any private U.S. company is objectionable to most Americans &#8211; me included.      <br />[U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson]</p>
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<p>Objectionable?</p>
<p><img style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 20px" src="http://bondicigar.com/mediapix/paulson-charts.jpg" align="right" /> We, the people, should find objectionable<strong><em> not</em></strong> returning profits from services and infrastructure to maintain and grow them, rather than featherbed lifestyles of the selfish greedy who spurn “the public good” aka “the commonwealth.”</p>
<p>In the same momentous week our beloved PM lost his ruddy banker’s complexion, found his pinkish roots, and denounced the failure of &quot;<em>extreme capitalism</em>.&quot;</p>
<blockquote><p>Obscene failures in corporate governance which rewarded greed without any regard to the integrity of the financial system&quot; [were factors behind the collapse].</p>
<p>.. regulators should set higher capital requirements for financial firms with executive remuneration packages that reward short-term returns or excessive risk-taking&quot;</p>
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<p>Take notes, Paulson.</p>
<p>Meanwhile a metaphor of the financial world crisis played out in a Qantas Airbus as one of its onboard computers chose to ignore sensory input and, as if synchronised with the DOW, scribed a roller-coaster ride across the skies that damaged unwary punters and crew, while captains of air-expertise grappled futilely with the controls.</p>
<p>Having limped belatedly back to Perth, one A330 Airbus was dressed down, grounded for the foreseeable, sent to its hangar without fuel, and had Internet privileges suspended.</p>
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		<title>Cars that Paris Ate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, why not? See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die Paris responds to her use by McCain anti-Obama advert. Technorati Tags: Paris Hilton]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, why not?</p>
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<p><label style="font-size:.8em;">Paris responds to her use by McCain anti-Obama advert.</label></div>
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