Podcasts – Books Are Boring

Ep. 101 – The Books are Borentine

Trevor Poelman — Sun, 19 Apr 2020 19:38:01 +0000

The boys are back in town. Yahhhh the boys are back in their individual homes.

In this return episode, the boys are back to save you from tedium and boredom with some wonderful tips on how to get through quarantine and social distancing.

They discuss crafts and activities, ways to stay healthy, and also like what up with horse cops?

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/ep-101-books-are-borentine/ep%20101%20books%20are%20borentine.mp3

Ep. 100 – Boatcast 2: The Finale

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 11:30:01 +0000

In their final episode Trevor and Dave wake up on a boat, and with a mysterious VHS in hand they investigate. Memories about microwaves, grandma phone wallets, kitchen safety, cranberry desserts, ten foot poles, whales, courtship models, Bogwater Joe, NyQuil, amputating heads, and of course seagull noises creep up. Thanks for listening along for 100 episodes, enjoy, and have a beautiful life

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Ep. 99 – Problems

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 06 Feb 2019 12:30:01 +0000

In this episode Trevor and Dave talk about their 99 problems, like from that song. They missing out on opportunities with famous directors, fish in elevators, Shrek sequels, kinda remembering every moment of your life, squids, and octopi.

They also discuss phone problems, and teaching people lessons.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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https://archive.org/download/Ep99Problems/Ep%2099%20-%20Problems.mp3

Ep. 98 – Grandma Phone Wallets

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 30 Jan 2019 11:30:29 +0000

Hey guys this episode is about nothing screw you. We chat about nonsense like virtue signaling, insulin miracles, improv vetos, horrible sneezing sounds, how people don’t believe us anymore, the Popeyes Conundrum, hoagies and soda, phone wallets, and also we’re on a submarine. SEAGULL NOISE!

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 97 – Reality Shows Are Real

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 23 Jan 2019 11:30:43 +0000

In this episode Dave and Trevor discuss their favourite reality shows like OkayestChef, The Crabchelor, Microwave Your Belongings, and Which Of These Omelettes Have Powdered Glass?. They also discuss sports terms, whether cereal is soup, bad luck in stand-up comedy, weird medical stories, and snow parkour.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 96 – To Wednesday and Beyond

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 11:30:02 +0000

In this episode Trevor and Dave play some fun classic games like guess how many numbers I am thinking of, how many days are in each month, why is Trevor sad, and many more.

They also discuss improv, sketch ideas, and Trevor does his world class impressions.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 95 – All Apologies

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 09 Jan 2019 11:30:57 +0000

Calm down, we’re back! The world crashed to a sudden halt with last week’s hiatus, and we’re here to set the record straight about what really happened. We talk about the rage tweets, the riots and the death threats, as well as what guacamole is, New Years, giving up drinking, and Dave’s new magic show. So come have a laugh with Books are Boring or we’re not friends anymore!

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Bonus Ep.5 – Boxing Day Hello

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 26 Dec 2018 11:30:50 +0000

Just a quick hello from Trevor and Dave this boxing time of year.

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Ep. 94 – Old Saint Nard

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:30:30 +0000

Welcome to Christmas with your friends at BrB! Today we talk about all the #festive traditions- from watching our favourite Christmas movies, gingerbread Towers of Babel, eggnog recipes, Kevin James movies, cranberry sauce controversy, to gingerbread people, and so much more. Have a safe and happy holidays from your pals at the Books are Boring podcast!

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep94OldSaintNard/ep%2094%20-%20Old%20Saint%20Nard.mp3

Ep. 93 -Home Brewed Time Management

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 12 Dec 2018 11:30:28 +0000

This week Dave and Trevor teach you how to manage your time or brew beer at home… one of the two.They discuss quitting your job so you have more time, making fake twitter accounts, using a notebook, and what yeasts work best.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 92 – Abduction, Immigration, Pompeii

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 11:30:35 +0000

This week Trevor and Dave get to the bottom of some controversial issues. They answer all the big questions about alien abduction, bottled water, implanted GPS, US immigration, book banning, and the destruction of Pompeii. Another wild ride with your pals at the Books are Boring podcast!

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep92OnTheFence/ep%2092%20-%20on%20the%20fence.mp3

Ep. 91 – Winter Blues

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 11:30:12 +0000

Winter, it’s cold, it’s dark, and it takes your money. That’s ok because Trevor and Dave are here to cheer you up with three brand new stories. They talk about a boy trying to find the sun and learning a valuable lesson, a dog finding a way to stay warm and learning a valuable lesson, and a monster truck driving father trying to make money and learning a valuable lesson.

Also Dave messes up big at the end. Wait for it.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep91WinterBlues/ep%2091%20-%20Winter%20Blues.mp3

Ep. 90 – Shenanigans List

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 11:30:50 +0000

Hey bookworms, this week Dave and Trevor go head to head with their old nemesis. They canoe to Peru, form a clic in clown school, and Trevor learns the greatest joke ever written. Then they kill some time at the carnival, Dave gets mad pranked, they learn to swim like a fish, and fire harpoons! So sit back and enjoy another classic adventure with your friends at the Books are Boring podcast!

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep90ShenanigansList/ep%2090%20-%20shenanigans%20list.mp3

Ep. 89 – r/ThatHappened (r/quityourbull$?&!)

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 14 Nov 2018 11:30:53 +0000

Today, feeling feisty, Trevor and Dave are calling out crap on r/thathappened and r/quityourbullshit. They discuss bullhit such as: telepathy, the good ol’ days before video games, random bathroom cowboys, stealing cocaine, wrecking Lamborghini’s, playing guitar with Bob Dylan, the popular kids, feeding birds rice, and obviously ghosts. It’s a no bullshit episode of the Books are Boring podcast!

(Also, trees are giant birds and leaves are their feathers. Listen to learn more…)

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep89ThatHappened/ep%2089%20-%20that%20happened.mp3

Ep. 88 – Cranberry Dessert

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 07 Nov 2018 11:30:23 +0000

This fine week Trevor and Dave gleefully make a cranberry dessert. They argue over what type of dessert to make, ask Siri where to bury a body, explain how to make iced cream, and fly to a chocolate factory. Then, they accidentally steal a brick of a suspicious white substance. It’s another crazy episode of the Books are Boring podcast!

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep88CranberryDessert/ep%2088%20-%20Cranberry%20Dessert.mp3

Ep. 87 – Hallo-Freakin-Ween

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 31 Oct 2018 10:00:46 +0000

Trevor and Dave help you get ready for everyone’s favourite holiday about skeletons and ghouls and stuff. They teach safety tips, party tips, and how to get the best razor blades in your candy.

They also tell some scary tales.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep87Halloween/ep%2087%20halloween.mp3

Ep. 86 – Chillin’ Villains

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 24 Oct 2018 10:30:20 +0000

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Dave and Trevor become (failed) supervillains. From atop their stolen radio tower, they talk about their different schemes involving giant spiders, replicating machines, blowing up the moon, multi-level marketing, becoming Mormons, and an ultimate plan to destroy the weekend. Enjoy another wild ride, with your pals at the Books are Boring podcast!

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 85 – Past Lives

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:00:46 +0000

Trevor and Dave relive their past lives. Trevor is a gunslinger, Dave dies of disease, we travel to the Wild West, sail to the new world, and Dave sifts through chamber pots. All that and unfortunately more!

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Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep85PastLives/ep%2085%20past%20lives.mp3

Ep. 84 – Celebrity Beef Battles

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 10 Oct 2018 10:30:14 +0000

Dave and Trevor have beef with celebs. We’re talking Ryan Gosling, Anna Kendrick, Trudeau, and so many more. When will the fighting stop? Never, hopefully.

They also discuss Humpty Dumpty, their favourite Batman movie, and a couple that should not be together.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep84CelebrityBeefBattle/ep%2084%20Celebrity%20Beef%20Battle.mp3

Ep. 83 – Interview Shows

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 10:30:39 +0000

Trevor and Dave promote their new shows where they interview very famous guests like Trevor Poelman and David Stoneburgh.

They discuss the saddest moment of their lives, metaphors, nyquil, and Gustav.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep83InterviewShows/ep%2083%20-%20Interview%20Shows.mp3

Ep. 82 – Couple o’ Critics

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 26 Sep 2018 10:30:18 +0000

Dave and Trevor totally for real get advance screenings of movies. They watched Creed II, Fantastic Beast the Crimes of Grindelwad, Venom, and more.

They discuss the ritual sacrifice in Small Foot, the long sex scene in The House with a Clock in its Walls, and learning way too much in Night School.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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https://archive.org/download/Ep82CoupleOCritics/Ep%2082%20-%20Couple%20o%27%20Critics.mp3

Ep. 81 – The Most Important Thing

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 19 Sep 2018 10:30:10 +0000

Trevor and Dave discuss the single most important thing in the world. The also discuss their fear of hats, what they’ve burnt, and their favourite hot dog stories.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 80 – Hack & Handy

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 10:30:36 +0000

Dave and Trevor decide that they want to get some listeners so of course they try to hack Google. Along the way they create a great new TV show, collude with russians, and get shot.

They also discuss a movies. You like movies right?

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep80HackHandy/Ep%2080%20-%20Hack%20%26%20Handy.mp3

Ep.79 – Too Busy This Time

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 05 Sep 2018 10:30:51 +0000

Trevor and Dave discuss why the’re just too busy to deal with any of this. Walking around with briefcases no time to deal with picking their kids up, figuring out what to do with all these mice that may or may not be in the shape of a dog, too busy.

They discuss Jeremiah and His Tortoise, swearing in front of kids, and getting unmatched on Tinder.

Also we talk about https://podcreatures.ca/ check it out.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep79TooBusyThisTime/Ep%2079%20Too%20Busy%20This%20Time.mp3

Ep. 78 – The Arkquarium

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 10:30:25 +0000

Dave and Trevor are having the same dreams… again. This time they believe it to be a message from the almighty himself. They attempt to find two of every animal and figure out how to put them on a boat.

They discuss filming their webseries, working life, TIFF, and of course creationist Ken Ham.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep78TheArkquarium/Ep%2078%20-%20The%20Arkquarium.mp3

Ep. 77 – Fancy Boys

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 22 Aug 2018 10:30:04 +0000

Trevor and Dave teach you how to be fancy. They put strawberries in their wines, chocolate on their oysters, and pigs on their lips.
They also discuss fancy taquitos, their origin story, and Game of Thrones fan theories.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep77FancyBoys/Ep%2077%20-%20Fancy%20Boys.mp3

Ep. 76 – Phoning It In

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 10:30:52 +0000

Dave and Trevor have had a long day, so they phone this one in. They discuss filming, tell random stories, and play a super fun game.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep76PhoningItIn/ep%2076%20-%20phoning%20it%20in.mp3

Ep. 75 – Gaps In Knowledge

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:30:52 +0000

Trevor and Dave share some stuff they are confused about. Stuff like mildew, el chupacabras, and of course Jim Caviezel.

They also discuss their web series, rock and roll shows, and that terrible bell from last week.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep75GapsInKnowledge/ep%2075%20-%20Gaps%20In%20Knowledge.mp3

Ep. 74 – Pranked!

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:30:54 +0000

Dave and Trevor discuss what pranks have been pulled on them and what pranks they love pulling on others. They discuss hand ham water, the feather prank, and of course “The Frog Hopping Chocolate Stop.”

They also discuss summer camp and how Dave got his first happy meal and brother.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep74Pranked/Ep%2074%20-%20Pranked.mp3

Ep. 73 – Your Ad Here

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 25 Jul 2018 19:05:52 +0000

In what can only be described as pure greed Dave and Trevor sell as much ad space on the podcast as possible. They try to sell you a video service, a pet cleaning service, a sex.

They also discuss laundry day, clones, and theatre fesitvals.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep73YourAdHere/ep%2073%20your%20ad%20here.mp3

Ep. 72 – Secret Community Garden

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 18 Jul 2018 10:30:22 +0000

Trevor and Dave take you on a tour of their community garden. They discuss what works and doesn’t work when it comes to gardening, a few friends show up, and they discuss feeling like they embarrassed themselves in front of the cool kids.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep72SecretCommunityGarden/Ep%2072%20-%20Secret%20Community%20Garden.mp3

Ep. 71 – Who Killed Trevor?

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 10:30:57 +0000

Dave and Trevor try to solve the mystery of who killed Trevor. The suspects are few and the facts are stupid. Will our heroes save the day?

Also they discuss headphones, the heat, and the terrible bad luck of last week’s episode.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 70 – Art Critics

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 04 Jul 2018 10:30:16 +0000

Trevor and David decide to become art critics. They discuss sculptures, paintings, and precious moments figurines.

The also discuss that Taylor Swift song, Storage Wars, and of course Sherlock Gnomes.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep70ArtCritics/ep%2070%20-%20Art%20Critics.mp3

Bonus Ep. 4 – Get Out Metaphors

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 27 Jun 2018 10:30:38 +0000

Trevor forgot to inform Dave that he’s going out of town — so they did this. Listen up and learn.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 69 – No Lizards Inc.

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:30:25 +0000

Cody Crain joins Dave and Trevor for a little while to talk about a brand new play he is in called Lighters In The Air at the Toronto Fringe.

When they kick him out they discuss working on résumés, the lizard uprising, and Trevor discusses trying stand up comedy again.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep.69NoLizardsInc/Ep.%2069%20-%20No%20Lizards%20Inc.mp3

Ep. 68 – Kitchen Safety

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 13 Jun 2018 10:30:15 +0000

Trevor has prepared a presentation about food and kitchen safety for some reason, Dave isn’t sure what to think of it.

They also discuss the impatience of the elder, the inevitable end of Hooters, and being socially awkward.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep68KitchenSafety/ep%2068%20kitchen%20safety.mp3

Ep. 67 – The Soup Deal

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 06 Jun 2018 10:30:47 +0000

Dave and Trevor made a video and recorded an episode in the same day. They discuss their past work, favourite foods, and getting stuck in an elevator.

They also discuss a murderous ghost who lives in Trevor’s room.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep67TheSoupDeal/Ep%2067%20-%20The%20Soup%20Deal.mp3

Ep. 66 – Order 66 on Microphones

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 30 May 2018 10:30:41 +0000

Trevor and Dave chat about Dave’s recent trip to New Orleans, Trevor’s love for all you can eat buffets, and the Purge.

Also they have new mics.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep66Order66OnMicrophones/ep%2066%20order%2066%20on%20microphones.mp3

Ep. 65 – Where’s Whale though?

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 23 May 2018 10:30:31 +0000

Dave surprises Trevor with a whale watching trip, but are there ulterior motives? They see a mermaid, and a dolphin but will there be a whale.

They also play a game of two truths and a lie.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep65WheresWhaleThough/ep%2065%20where%27s%20whale%20though.mp3

Ep. 64 – Worst Episode Ever

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 16 May 2018 10:30:11 +0000

Dave and Trevor attempt to improv a story and fail miserably. They have no clue how improv works, they don’t listen to each other, and it’s like neither of them have heard a story before.

Enjoy… it’s fun.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 63 – The Listcast

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 09 May 2018 10:30:54 +0000

Trevor and Dave make lists, lists of things. It’s great really so many lists, so many things.

We’re talking about times, snacks, ducks, so so many things.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep63TheListcast/Ep%2063%20The%20Listcast.mp3

Ep. 62 – Who Is Taller

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 02 May 2018 10:30:18 +0000

Dave and Trevor are finally going to figure out the age old question of who is taller, Trevor or Mount Everest.
The boys go on quest to find cheap flights, get to know their Sherpa, and to find out if the frozen bodies on everest are truly dead or if global warming will bring them back.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep62WhoIsTaller/ep%2062%20who%20is%20taller.mp3

Ep. 61 – How To Be Happy

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:30:33 +0000

Trevor and Dave give advice on how to be happy in these trying times.

They discuss family, money, pirate maps, cutting awful people out of your life, and of course shocking yourself with a battery.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 60- This Episode is a Flashlight

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 18 Apr 2018 10:30:49 +0000

Dave and Trevor just have an old fashioned conversation in this one. They discuss craft beers, dangerous kids games, not wanting to go to work, and also that this episode is a flashlight.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 59- You Could Charity

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 11 Apr 2018 10:30:28 +0000

Trevor and Dave decide to raise some money for charity, well that’s their excuse anyway, they raise money for diseases, animals, and probably some other fake things . They also discuss Dave being publicly shamed.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 58 – Spring Cleaning Edition

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 04 Apr 2018 10:30:52 +0000

Dave and Trevor do some spring cleaning. They clean up their rooms, their homes, their phones, the podcast, and of course the whole wide world.

Could dinosaurs play a part? Probably.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep58SpringCleaningEdition/ep%2058%20spring%20cleaning%20edition.mp3

Ep. 57 – The Superest Team

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 28 Mar 2018 10:30:38 +0000

Rick Rage (a Nick Fury parody) has come to the boys for help in assembling a team of heros.

The world is in danger as supervillain Cups-For-Hands McGann unveils his most evil plan yet. Can Dave and Trevor stop him? We’ll see.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep57TheSuperestTeam/ep%2057%20the%20superest%20team.mp3

Ep. 56 – Lamiest Jobs

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 10:30:42 +0000

Trevor and Dave find the grossest, yuckiest, annoyingist, and lamiest jobs. They discuss the worst jobs they’ve had, the worst jobs there are, and what to do when you have a bad job.

They also hired an intern. No big deal.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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Ep. 55 – The Coffeecast

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 14 Mar 2018 10:30:07 +0000

Dave and Trevor review coffee shops in this one, they discuss the taste of the coffee, how welcoming the cafe is, and who gets coffee at which place. They also discuss looking for indie donuts, Trevor’s annoying snitching, and things terrible coworkers do.

There is also a malfunction in the recording that they could not remove that could incriminate them and make everyone hate them. Please ignore.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep55TheCoffeeCast/ep%2055%20the%20coffee%20cast.mp3

Ep. 54 – Movie Pitches for Hollywood Bigwigs

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 07 Mar 2018 11:30:50 +0000

Trevor and Dave bring you into the world of Hollywood movie pitches. You got your action flick, your family movie, your sci fi blockbuster, and more — so much more.

Hope you popped your popcorn and hope you love Vin Diesel.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep54MoviePitchesForHollywood/ep%2054%20movie%20pitches%20for%20hollywood.mp3

Ep. 53 – Ice Fishing 101

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 28 Feb 2018 11:30:59 +0000

Hope you brought your augers, nintendo power magazines, and your guns because Dave and Trevor go ice fishing in this one. They talk about common misconceptions about ice fishing and walk you through how to do it properly.

They also finally get to the bottom of the time Trevor stole one of Dave’s 12 Mountain Dews.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep53IceFishing101/Ep%2053%20-%20Ice%20Fishing%20101.mp3

Ep. 52 – Clip Show This Time

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 21 Feb 2018 11:30:50 +0000

It’s been a year around the sun so Trevor and Dave look back.

It’s been a ride that’s for sure; it’s been a boat ride, spaceship ride, airplane ride, and an uber ride. Guests came through, the boys said dumb things and not dumb things, and in the end we shared a few laughs and a few tears.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep52ClipShowThisTime/Ep%2052%20-%20Clip%20Show%20This%20Time.mp3

Ep. 51 – Kristy LaPointe fixes Books are Boring

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:30:18 +0000

Kristy LaPointe joins the Dave and Trevor to help them fix the problems with their podcast. We’re talking social media, webseries, being healthier and what happened to those headphones.

She talks Yoga 101, #interns, The Beaverton, and all the things.

Find Kristy at kristylapointe.com or on twitter @kristylapointe

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep51WithKristyLaPointe_201802/Ep%2051%20with%20Kristy%20LaPointe.mp3

Ep. 50 – Fifty Episodes Young

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 07 Feb 2018 11:30:38 +0000

They did it, they really did it, they kept going despite everyone’s advice.

Trevor and Dave literally call the White House in this one to celebrate 50 episodes strong. You got your toasts, you got your gold, and most importantly you go your chardonnay.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep50FiftyEpisodesYoung/Ep%2050%20-%20Fifty%20Episodes%20Young.mp3

Ep. 49 – Life is the Road Forking

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 31 Jan 2018 11:30:11 +0000

Dave and Trevor tell you the meaning of life in this hot mess of the best podcast we know. They talk blueberries and who eats them, how to beg your friend and family for food, and Flubber porn.

Dave gives us crab updates and Trevor talks about his family’s quarry.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep49LifeIsTheRoadForking/Ep%2049%20-%20Life%20is%20the%20Road%20Forking.mp3

Ep. 48 – Sweet Sweet Trash Sauce

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 24 Jan 2018 11:30:02 +0000

Trevor and Dave are finally ready to open that restaurant. We’re talking sauce, we’re talking boots, and of course we’re talking Marks Hard Larmonade.
They also continue their hermit crab conversation, discuss people who don’t have a clue, and they finally understand the term “hand over fist.”
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Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.
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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep48SweetSweetTrashSauce/Ep%2048%20-%20sweet%20sweet%20trash%20sauce.mp3

Ep. 47 – Probably Just a Wallaby

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 17 Jan 2018 11:30:32 +0000

Dave and Trevor give advice on how to take care of pets, they discuss Dave’s new hermit crabs, and Jim the Fish airs some grievances.
They also discuss some cool things that are happening in their lives, why dogs and cats are better than people, and why Trevor wants a vacation.
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Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.
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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep47ProbablyJustAWallaby/ep%2047%20-%20Probably%20Just%20a%20Wallaby.mp3

Ep. 46 – Crime is Boring: A True Crime Story

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 10 Jan 2018 11:30:22 +0000

Trevor and Dave have decided to start doing a true crime podcast. They share clips from their upcoming podcast about police, magazines, paintings, beer trails, cricket bats, and crime most foul.
They also discuss the minimum wage increase, talking to someone with horrible opinions, and Burger’s Priest.
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Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.
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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep46CrimesAreBoringATrueCrimePodcast/Ep%2046%20Crimes%20are%20Boring%20a%20true%20crime%20podcast.mp3

Ep. 45 – 2017 in Review

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 03 Jan 2018 11:30:06 +0000

New year, new episode!

Dave and Trevor talk about the year that has just ended. They discuss commercials that saved us, IT, Star Wars, Obama being the best american president of 2017, feminism, and of course the great lizard revolt.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep452017InReview/ep%2045%202017%20in%20review.mp3

Bonus Ep. 3 – Holiday Hello

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 27 Dec 2017 11:30:09 +0000

Just a quick hello from Trevor and Dave this holiday season.

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/BonusEp3HolidayHello/Bonus%20Ep%203%20Holiday%20Hello.mp3

Ep 44 – The Christmas Special: Trevenezer Scrooge

Trevor Poelman — Sat, 23 Dec 2017 13:30:02 +0000

It’s the holiday season so Trevor and Dave bring you their take on A Christmas Carol.

Ghosts, devilled eggs, laser tag, and the delorean are what the season is all about.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep44TheChristmasSpecialTrevenezerScrooge/ep%2044%20-%20The%20Christmas%20Special%20Trevenezer%20Scrooge.mp3

Ep. 43 – The Island and the Philosopher’s Stone

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 20 Dec 2017 11:30:44 +0000

Dave and Trevor are stranded on an island after last weeks plane crash. They try to get help and try to find a Popeyes because they don’t feel like KFC.

They discuss iPads, The Mask of Zorro, and other super relevant things..

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep43TheIslandAndThePhilosophersStone/Ep%2043%20The%20Island%20and%20the%20Philosopher%27s%20Stone.mp3

Ep. 42 – Fish or Beef

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 13 Dec 2017 11:30:56 +0000

Trevor and Dave are on a mission and on an airplane. Will disaster ensue? Yes, yes it will.

They discuss fire alarms, disgraced comedians, and The Disaster Artist.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep42FishOrBeef/ep%2042%20fish%20or%20beef.mp3

Ep 41 – Sorry Pants with Jessica Perkins

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 06 Dec 2017 11:30:16 +0000

Dave and Trevor welcome Jessica Perkins to the podcast. The boys have been arguing and Jessica helps them work it out.
She also discusses her upcoming webseries “My 90s Boyfriend.”

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep41SorryPantsWithJessicaPerkins/Ep%2041%20Sorry%20Pants%20with%20Jessica%20Perkins.mp3

Ep 40 – The Universe We Make

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 29 Nov 2017 11:30:27 +0000

Trevor and Dave create the universe from scratch. They make some mistakes at first but then really get down to business, we’re talking monkeys in cages, hardware stores, book stores, and the biggest mistake of all… man.

They talk Star Trek Discovery, Timeless, and the Walking Dead. They also get serious near the end and it gets depressing.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep40TheUniverseWeMake/ep%2040%20The%20Universe%20We%20Make.mp3

Ep 39 – The Advicecast

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 22 Nov 2017 11:30:09 +0000

Dave and Trevor decide to share their wisdom with the masses by answering questions that were asked to people much smarter than them. They give relationship advice, parenting advice, and something about a ship.

Also they went to a diner and there were so many flies.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep39TheAdvicecast/ep%2039%20the%20advicecast.mp3

Ep. 38 – Cool Ranch and Fan Mail with Annanda DeSilva

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 15 Nov 2017 11:30:12 +0000

Trevor and Dave welcome their friend Annanda on to the podcast. They read fan mail, one of them does their most famous impression, and they discuss the way people have trouble talking about sex.
They also get a visit from the heavens.
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Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep38CoolRanchAndFanMailWithAnnandaDeSilva/ep%2038%20Cool%20Ranch%20and%20Fan%20Mail%20with%20Annanda%20DeSilva.mp3

Ep. 37 – Time is Confusing

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 08 Nov 2017 11:30:36 +0000

Dave is sick and Trevor helps him find a remedy. Trevor doesn’t understand how time works, they find out how they are going to die, and they have a listener game.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep37TimeIsConfusing/ep%2037%20Time%20Is%20Confusing.mp3

Ep. 36 – Party Confession

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 01 Nov 2017 10:30:21 +0000

Trevor and Dave sneak off into Trevor’s room to hide from a party that is happening. Trevor is hiding a secret and Dave just wants to get back to the party. They discuss bee based arguments against the existence of god, depressing facebook memories, and they discuss peanut butter life hacks.

Also Chelsea Jayne Bray and Colin Morey stop in for a chat.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep36ThePartyConfession/ep%2036%20the%20party%20confession.mp3

Bonus Ep. 2 – Halloween and Ascared

Trevor Poelman — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 11:00:40 +0000

Dave and Trevor make you so ascared in this halloween bonus episode. They talk about halloween safety and tell three very scary stories.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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https://archive.org/download/BonusEp2HalloweenAndAscared_201710/Bonus%20Ep%202%20Halloween%20%20and%20Ascared.mp3

Ep. 35 – A Quarry And A Pile Of Garbage

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 25 Oct 2017 10:30:29 +0000

Trevor and David talk about getting together with family, they discuss medical marijuana, and a specific hollywood pile of garbage.

They also launch a new product from Mark’s Hard Larmonade.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep35AQuarryAndAPileOfGarbage/ep%2035%20A%20Quarry%20and%20a%20Pile%20of%20Garbage.mp3

Ep. 34 – Grabrirerllar with Alice Kim X

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 10:30:45 +0000

As promised, David and a sick Trevor have a guest. Alice Kim (x) joins the boys to talk call signs, film-making, drinking, stupid DIY videos, and about a thousand other things.

We also hear Alice’s audition tapes.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep34GrabrirerllarWAliceKimX/ep%2034%20Grabrirerllar%20w-%20Alice%20Kim%20X.mp3

Ep. 33 – Vomit Flavoured Bean

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 10:30:33 +0000

Some episodes Trevor and David are prepared and some episodes are this one. They play bean boozled which makes Trevor hate his life, they play a game called Schmovie, and they talk about how it sucks when they spend time together.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep33VomitFlavouredBean/ep%2033%20vomit%20flavoured%20bean.mp3

Ep. 32 – Ubers and Magic

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 04 Oct 2017 10:30:40 +0000

Dave and Trevor are trying to steal a very important item, the uber around town, and Dave gets creeped out in his building’s laundry room.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep32UbersAndMagic/ep%2032%20ubers%20and%20magic.mp3

Ep. 31 – Adopt a Donald Trump

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 27 Sep 2017 10:30:40 +0000

Trevor and Dave discuss seeing the movie IT multiple times as well as a few other movies they loved, Trevor has some green goo in his room, and there are way too many Donald Trumps.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep31AdoptADonaldTrump/ep%2031%20adopt%20a%20donald%20trump.mp3

Ep. 30 – Books are Boring: An Oral History

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 20 Sep 2017 10:30:30 +0000

Dave and Trevor talk about how annoying parades are and then go right into the history of Books are Boring Productions.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep30BooksAreBoringAnOralHistory/ep%2030%20Books%20are%20Boring%20an%20Oral%20History.mp3

Ep. 29 – Paging Doctor David

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 13 Sep 2017 10:30:17 +0000

Trevor and Dave come to you live from the hospital as Trevor gets a minor procedure. They discuss drinking too much coffee, nazis being back, and Tickle Me Elmos.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep29PagingDoctorDavid/Ep%2029%20-%20Paging%20Doctor%20David.mp3

Ep. 28 – Wearing Shoes and Sharing Facts

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 06 Sep 2017 10:30:41 +0000

Dave and Trevor have some interesting facts for y’all, Trevor rants about hippies, and they bring in a very special guest.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep28WearingShoesAndSharingFacts/Ep%2028%20Wearing%20Shoes%20and%20Sharing%20Facts.mp3

Ep. 27 – Reviewing Things

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 30 Aug 2017 08:30:51 +0000

Trevor and Dave decide to review some things that they use or enjoy in everyday life, their cousins stop in to do some reviews themselves, and Trevor gives an update to a past Tinder story.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep27TinderFailsAndReviews/ep%2027%20Tinder%20Fails%20and%20Reviews.mp3

Ep 26 – Nighttime Sleepycast

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 06:30:04 +0000

Everyone snuggle into your beds and listen to Dave and Trevor telling some bedtime stories. They talk about the books their parents read and/or their bedtime routines. They also discuss Lost, Game of Thrones, and Dave’s love for Russell Crowe.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep26NighttimeSleepycast/ep%2026%20-%20Nightime%20Sleepycast.mp3

Ep 25 – Classrooms and Vampires with Steffi D

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 16 Aug 2017 06:30:58 +0000

Steffi D. joins Trevor and Dave in a classroom. Mrs. Stoneburgh takes them through lessons and quizzes where they eventually find out who can pass. They discuss Come From Away, Crawford, Canadian Idol, and jokes you shouldn’t tell.
Steffi also reveals a deep dark blood sucking secret.
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Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep25ClassroomsAndVampiresWithSteffiD/ep%2025%20-%20Classrooms%20and%20Vampires%20with%20Steffi%20d.mp3

Ep 24 – Watching a Thing: Rick and Morty Pilot

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 09 Aug 2017 06:30:57 +0000

Dave and Trevor watch the first episode of Rick and Morty and talk about what it means to them. They also talk about Swiss Chalet, Ed Sheeran on Game of Thrones, and Trevor’s knowledge The Godfather.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep24WatchingAThingRickAndMortyPilot/Ep%2024%20-%20Watching%20a%20Thing-%20%20Rick%20and%20Morty%20Pilot.mp3

Ep. 23 – Idiots in Space

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 06:30:35 +0000

Trevor and Dave go to space for a very special reason. They discuss awkward family conversations, they review some new movies, and Dave talks about having a hit single.

They also discuss being big in Japan.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep23IdiotsInSpace/ep%2023%20-%20Idiots%20in%20Space.mp3

Ep. 22 – Time Travel and Vengeance with Tamlynn Bryson

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 26 Jul 2017 10:30:24 +0000

For the the first time ever Dave and Trevor have a guest. Tamlynn Bryson comes over to talk about her show Bedwetter and her sketch group Cookie Biscuits.

They discuss vengeance, Doctor Who being a woman, and they freestyle.

Find Tamlynn on Twitter @tamlynnbryson

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep.22TimeTravelAndVengeanceWithTamlynnBryson_201707/Ep.%2022%20-%20Time%20Travel%20and%20Vengeance%20with%20Tamlynn%20Bryson.mp3

Ep. 21 – The Boatcast

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 19 Jul 2017 14:30:13 +0000

Trevor and Dave are on a boat… or they are a boat or something. Trevor is a narc, they talk about dreams and night noises, and Dave has fun with sound effects.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep21TheBoatcast/Ep%2021%20The%20Boatcast.mp3

Ep. 20 – Heaven’s Only Payphone

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 12 Jul 2017 14:30:22 +0000

Dave and Trevor can’t decide who the one and only host should be, Trevor has a phone that calls heaven, and Dave is dead.

Also they have a Superfight.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep20HeavensOnlyPayphone/Ep%2020%20Heaven's%20Only%20Payphone.mp3

Ep. 19 – The Fidget Spin Zone Part 2

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 05 Jul 2017 14:30:54 +0000

Part two of Dave and Trevor’s first two part episode. They discuss their idea for Riverdale, they talk about Garfield, dissections in biology class, and Trevor living with other people again.

Also Trevor discusses meeting Aunty Donna without any photo evidence.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep19TheFidgetSpinZonePt2/ep%2019%20The%20Fidget%20Spin%20Zone%20pt%202.mp3

Ep. 18 The Fidget Spin Zone Part 1

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 28 Jun 2017 14:30:34 +0000

Part one of Trevor and Dave’s first two parter, they are bad at toasts, and segues, but not fidget spinning. Trevor talks about the pros and cons of living at his new place and they discuss stress they had at work.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep18TheFidgetSpinZonePt1/Ep%2018%20The%20Fidget%20Spin%20Zone%20pt%201.mp3

Ep. 17 – The Egg Fresh App

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 21 Jun 2017 14:30:55 +0000

Dave and Trevor recorded this one right after they filmed a video so they are a little more silly than usual. They pitch some apps to each other, Trevor’s friend Craig calls in from Australia, and they say goodbye to the Tonightman studio (aka Trevor’s rat small apartment).

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

Thanks to Liam Neeson for the content warning, send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep17TheEggFreshApp/ep%2017%20-%20The%20Egg%20Fresh%20App.mp3

Ep. 16 – Swear Jar for Pizza Taco

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 14 Jun 2017 14:30:20 +0000

Trevor and Dave try to cut down on their swearing, which may or may not work out, Trevor stumps Dave with a summer blockbuster quiz, and they discuss the three main genres of porn.

They also get a little serious and discuss stupid stereotypes and what happens when your heroes turn out to be terrible people.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep16SwearJarForPizzaTaco/Ep%2016%20-%20Swear%20Jar%20for%20Pizza%20Taco.mp3

Ep. 15 – D’aint No Bumpin Tunes

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 10:30:16 +0000

Dave and Trevor discuss how bad they are at accents, Dave tells his amazing ketchup story, and they talk about what they have to do in the summer. They also get a visit from a ghost.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep15DaintNoBumpinTunes/ep%2015-%20D%27aint%20No%20Bumpin%20Tunes.mp3

Ep. 14 – The 2117 Time Capsule

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 31 May 2017 10:30:11 +0000

This episode was intended to be listened to in 100 years and not until then, however we are giving you a sneak peak. We tell the future what is happening in 2017, we discuss art, daily life, politics and of course sex robots.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep14The2117TimeCapsule/Ep%2014%20-%20The%202117%20Time%20Capsule.mp3

Ep. 13 – The Froot Loop Story

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 24 May 2017 10:30:22 +0000

Trevor and Dave go full radio and start taking requests, they discuss weird movie trends when it comes to writing women characters, Dave tells his incredible story of when he went to buy froot loops, and they discuss the reason Alf enjoys cats.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

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http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep13TheFrootLoopStory/Ep%2013%20-%20The%20Froot%20Loop%20Story.mp3

Ep. 12 – The BFF Test

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 17 May 2017 10:30:41 +0000

Dave and Trevor get serious about Trevor’s drinking, they take a couple best friend tests, and they discuss how Trevor ruined Dave’s birthday.

Not too many jokes in this one but stick with it and Trevor reveals his vast knowledge of 90s christian rock.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

Thanks to Andrew Jacob for the content warning send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep12TheBFFTest/ep%2012%20-%20The%20BFF%20Test.mp3

Ep. 11 – The Episode That Got Away

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 10 May 2017 10:30:22 +0000

Trevor messes up and they lose a recording which causes him and Dave to spiral out of control.

They play Never Have I Ever and ask Siri who they are.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

Thanks to Kristy Lapointe for the content warning send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep11TheEpisodeThatGotAway/Ep%2011%20-%20The%20Episode%20That%20Got%20Away.mp3

Ep. 10 – Mr. Fister

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 03 May 2017 10:30:40 +0000

Trevor and Dave are handed some breaking news, they talk about their favourite type of hard larmonade, and they really try to do characters.

Also they are terrible people.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg.

Send your content warning to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com
http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep10MrFister/Ep%2010%20-%20Mr%20Fister.mp3

Ep. 9 – An Eye Full of France

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 26 Apr 2017 10:30:42 +0000

Dave interviews Trevor about his acting history, they talk about their love for ABC’s TGIF lineup, and they get sappy about how awesome people have been in Toronto.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Cody Crain for the content warning, send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep9AnEyeFullOfFrance/Ep%209%20-%20An%20Eye%20Full%20of%20France.mp3

Ep. 8 – Jimmy Fallon Can Eat My Mayo

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 19 Apr 2017 10:30:19 +0000

Dave and Trevor discuss hard hitting topics like condiments, how they’ve ruined people’s’ day, and they talk in depth how they really feel about Jimmy Fallon.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Damien Doepping for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

https://ia601507.us.archive.org/20/items/Ep8JimmyFallonCanEatMyMayo/Ep%208%20Jimmy%20Fallon%20Can%20Eat%20My%20Mayo.mp3

Ep. 7 – Conversing Rehearsing

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 10:30:24 +0000

Trevor and Dave discuss ideas for side podcasts, the perils of not having cool interests, and they attempt to get political.

They talk about their experience working on the play Myths and Coffee Cups.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Steffi Didomenicantonio for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep7ConversingRehearsing/Ep%207%20-%20Conversing%20Rehearsing.mp3

Ep 6 – Joke Fists

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 05 Apr 2017 10:30:27 +0000

Dave and Trevor talk about what not to say on live podcasts, when you can say certain words, they spoil a Black Mirror episode for their listeners, and they reminisce on how they came to love the Simpsons.

Also Trevor reveals just how bad he is at understanding signals from women.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Chad Poelman for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep6JokeFists/Ep%206%20-%20Joke%20Fists.mp3

Ep 5 – Ms. Frizzle’s Sorcery

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 29 Mar 2017 10:30:16 +0000

Trevor and Dave talk about their gets-me-upsets and pet peeves, they thank their buddy Chris for the many songs he is going to write, and they get to the bottom of why Ms. Frizzle used the school bus the way she did.

It’s pretty much the S-Town of podcasts.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Bob Legare for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

https://archive.org/download/Ep5MsFrizzlesSorcery/Ep%205%20Ms%20Frizzle's%20Sorcery.mp3

Ep 4 – Our Jealousy of Ducks

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 22 Mar 2017 13:44:31 +0000

Dave and Trevor play a pop culture quiz with a dark twist, Trevor struggles to understand the game would you rather, and they discuss the rules of football.

They also start a brand new weekly segment of the podcast and discuss scientific breakthroughs.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Colin Morey for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep4OurJealousyOfDucks/Ep%204%20-%20Our%20Jealousy%20of%20Ducks.mp3

Bonus Ep 1 – St. Paddy’s Day

Trevor Poelman — Fri, 17 Mar 2017 10:30:00 +0000

In this very special 10 minute St. Patrick’s Day bonus episode Dave and Trevor tell you about the history of the holiday.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Game of Throne’s Maisie Williams for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/BonusEp1StPaddy/Bonus%20Ep%201%20-%20St%20Paddy.mp3

Ep 3 – Mansplaining Sexism

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 15 Mar 2017 10:30:50 +0000

Trevor and Dave discuss wasting beers for the dead, what to do if you die, and where your organs should go. So happy stuff mostly.
They also discuss what they think sexism means, their old joke ideas, and life bits.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Adele Dicks for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep3MansplainingSexism/Ep%203%20-%20Mansplaining%20Sexism.mp3

Ep 2 – You Say Potato, I Say Apple

Trevor Poelman — Wed, 08 Mar 2017 10:30:08 +0000

Dave and Trevor try to escape Trevor’s apartment. Trevor accidentally said the word black.
They talk about their beef with Spooked! Podcast, their feelings about apples and potatoes, and Trevor talks about his love life.

Don’t forget to subscribe on iTunes or other great podcasting things.

Theme song by Chris Vandenberg

Thanks to Cody Crain for the content warning. Send yours to booksareboringfilm@gmail.com

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/ia601509.us.archive.org/10/items/Ep2YouSayPotatoISayApple/Ep%202%20You%20say%20potato,%20I%20say%20apple.mp3

Ep 1 – Microwaving a Human Hand

Trevor Poelman — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 10:30:19 +0000

Dave Stoneburgh and Trevor Poelman struggle to start their first episode of the podcast.
Their topics range from alcoholic life hacks, their favourite YouTubers, cannibalism, and finding their voices as comedians.

Special thanks to Chris Vandenberg for creating our theme song and Kristy LaPointe. (they are married to each other but that’s just a coincidence)

http://media.blubrry.com/booksareboring/archive.org/download/Ep1MicrowavingAHumanHand/Ep%201%20Microwaving%20a%20Human%20Hand.mp3