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		<title>Alien Trap</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mayor Enjoys Watching Boys Play B’Ball in Undies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The mayor of a sleepy town in Bataan province had been charged with prostitution and lewd show for allegedly paying some 40 teenage boys to play basketball while in their underwear, a lawyer said Tuesday.
Roque said the mayor&#8217;s camp lured the boys to play basketball at the town plaza in exchange for P200 pesos per [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The mayor of a sleepy town in Bataan province had been charged with prostitution and lewd show for allegedly paying some 40 teenage boys to play basketball while in their underwear, a lawyer said Tuesday.</p>
<p>Roque said the mayor&#8217;s camp lured the boys to play basketball at the town plaza in exchange for P200 pesos per shoot, and P500 up to P1000 each if they would do it wearing only their underwear.</p>
<p>The boys gave in because of the offered money in a town event captured in cellphone video cameras, said Roque.</p>
<p><a href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/topstories/topstories/view/20090616-210821/Mayor-sued-over-boys-paid-to-play-in-briefs">Keep Reading&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Florida Teachers have Experted Bedding Students</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 18:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what has been an epidemic over the years, Florida female teachers are continuing to bed boys. They just love to do it and the whims of fancies associated with being a pedophile don&#8217;t bother them even a tiny weeny bit.
The latest bedder, teacher Maria Guzman Hernandez from Our Lady of Charity school in Hialeah. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://boozedout.com/wp-content/upload/maria_hernandez.jpg" alt="maria_hernandez" title="maria_hernandez" width="259" height="306" class="alignright size-full wp-image-407" />In what has been an epidemic over the years, Florida female teachers are continuing to bed boys. They just love to do it and the whims of fancies associated with being a pedophile don&#8217;t bother them even a tiny weeny bit.</p>
<p>The latest bedder, teacher Maria Guzman Hernandez from Our Lady of Charity school in Hialeah. Her victim is an innocent 15 year old boy. I say &#8216;innocent&#8217; coz they are still under age. But, I know deep down that boys always want to have fun and in this case, the act has taken place mainly in the boy&#8217;s house which is shared by his mother.</p>
<p>Allegedly, the act has been taking place since March this year. At the time of this news becoming public, the Maria was vacationing with the boy at Disney World.</p>
<p>Some newspapers in the city have defended Maria stating that her husband left her and her pregnant sister was killed by a speeding car. But, why a boy? Why can&#8217;t she just pick up guys at a bar and have all the fun she ever wanted? There are talks that the judge might go soft on her due to her background; it&#8217;s total non-sense.</p>
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		<title>Baghead Thief on the Prowl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 18:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ever-so-boring movie, Baghead might have flopped at the box office, but is definitely an inspiration for a thief who stole a handful of smokes.
The picture shown below is a thief who walked into a gas station in Nebraska with a Bud Light carton mask. He wrapped a big piece of cloth around his hand [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ever-so-boring movie, Baghead might have flopped at the box office, but is definitely an inspiration for a thief who stole a handful of smokes.</p>
<p>The picture shown below is a thief who walked into a gas station in Nebraska with a Bud Light carton mask. He wrapped a big piece of cloth around his hand stating he was armed. The poor cashier must have been terrified at this real life baghead.</p>
<p>The best part comes now. The demand was not for the cash but for a handful packs of smokes; nine to be exact. The thief walked out of the store, dropped the carton and took off.</p>
<p>It looks like Crime Scene Investigators have been on the job to find the culprit behind the missing nine packs of cigarettes. They hope to find the person from the fingerprints from the box. I am not kidding.</p>
<p>I am not sure who is crazier, the baghead or the CSI trying to find the petty thief.</p>
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		<title>Pope Says No to Condoms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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He&#8217;s actually proclaiming &#8220;I said no!&#8221; to using a condom. It&#8217;s a sin in the Catholic church&#8217;s eyes to use a condom to prevent the creation of life. 
That, and he knows it just feels so much better without it! Creampies for all!
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<p>He&#8217;s actually proclaiming &#8220;I said no!&#8221; to using a condom. It&#8217;s a sin in the Catholic church&#8217;s eyes to use a condom to prevent the creation of life. </p>
<p>That, and he knows it just feels so much better without it! Creampies for all!</p>
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		<title>Man’s Latest Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Animal tamer Askold Zapashny of the Zapashny Brothers Circus in St Petersburg rides a jumping lion&#8230;
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<p>Animal tamer Askold Zapashny of the Zapashny Brothers Circus in St Petersburg rides a jumping lion&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Howto : Use Body Language to Attract Women</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can attract more single women than you can handle for love, sex, and romance just by simply using the art of body language. Step by step I will guide you in the usage of successful body language using the following methods: 
How To Use Body Language To Attract Single Women
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can attract more single women than you can handle for love, sex, and romance just by simply using the art of body language. Step by step I will guide you in the usage of successful body language using the following methods: </p>
<p><strong>How To Use Body Language To Attract Single Women</strong></p>
<p>1.	Develop a graceful, arrogant sort of walk. A walk that is free and easy with fluid movements. This kind of walk transmits a sexual message which will turn a woman&#8217;s head. </p>
<p>2.	When leaning against a wall or whatever, thrust your hips forward, with your legs apart. This position also transmits a sexual message. </p>
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<p>3.	While you are standing or especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers down toward the genital area. Because of the fingers pointing toward the genital area, this sends out a sexual message to a woman and you will be amazed at how many women pick up this signal. </p>
<p>4.	When talking to a single woman, let your eyes linger on her throat and her breasts. Also, while talking to her, wet your lips with your tongue. By using these two techniques, she usually will feel rather uneasy and excited. </p>
<p>In conclusion, try these methods of attracting attention from single women and see if they work for you. They have worked successfully for a lot of men I know. </p>
<p>Remember, the more techniques you use to attract a woman, the more women you&#8217;re going to be picking up and that&#8217;s the name of the game. </p>
<p><strong>How To Recognize Female Body Language That Says She&#8217;s Available</strong></p>
<p>The following are some body signals and bodily movements that indicate a single woman is available and approachable: </p>
<p>1.	A single woman sitting with her legs open.<br />
2.	A single woman sitting with one hand touching one of her breasts.<br />
3.	She protrudes her lips and thrust her breasts forward.<br />
4.	A single woman with a sexy walk, with her hips moving to and fro like the waves of the ocean.<br />
5.	She uses strong and sexy smelling perfume.<br />
6.	Sitting with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh.<br />
7.	Standing with one hand on her hip with her hip thrust forward.<br />
8.	A single woman wearing a low-cut dress, exposing her breasts.<br />
9.	Standing with her head cocked slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly thrust forward.<br />
10.	A single woman sitting with her arms crossed can indicate that she is frustrated and not having a good time and would welcome you approaching her. </p>
<p>In conclusion, keep your eye open for all these body signals and movements. With practice you can recognize these easily and it will help you to determine which women are available. </p>
<p>By being able to determine that a woman is available in advance, your success ratio in scoring will improve and you will move right in for the kill when you see these signals. </p>
<p><strong>How To Recognize Female Body Language That Means She&#8217;s Interested in You</strong></p>
<p>The following body signals and bodily movements will indicate that a single woman is interested in you after meeting you: </p>
<p>1.	Of course, if you do make eye contact and exchange smiles, this usually means that she is interested in you. </p>
<p>2.	She sits uncomfortably close to you. </p>
<p>3.	Her hand or thigh carelessly brushes up against your thigh. </p>
<p>4.	A single woman exposing her wrist or palm to you. </p>
<p>5.	While talking to you, she twiddles her hair, rearranges her clothes, or pushes her hair away from her face. </p>
<p>6.	While talking to you, she strokes her thigh, wrists, or palm. </p>
<p>7.	While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes. </p>
<p>8.	While talking to you, her eyes are brighter than normal. She maintains eye contact and her pupils get bigger. </p>
<p>9.	She sits with her legs crossed and pointed towards you. </p>
<p>10.	She sits in a very straight position, displaying poise and good posture. </p>
<p>11.	While conversing with you, she licks her lips. </p>
<p>12.	Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile, usually indicate interest. </p>
<p>13.	She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you. </p>
<p>14.	While conversing with you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up. </p>
<p>15.	She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours. </p>
<p>16.	She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she&#8217;s thinking about you and her relating in some way. </p>
<p>17.	Her skin tone becomes red while being around you. </p>
<p>18.	She plays with her jewelry, especially with stoking and pulling motions. </p>
<p>19.	She rubs her wrists up and down. </p>
<p>In conclusion, look for these body signals and bodily movements by single women. They can be very helpful in evaluating how she feels about you. If you see she&#8217;s really interested in you, really turn on the charm and give it your best efforts to score.</p>
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		<title>Two minor girls married off to frogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:25:14 +0000</pubDate>
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In a bizarre ritual, two minor girls, both seven, from the remote Pallipudupet village in Tamil Nadu&#8217;s Villupuram district were 
married off to frogs on Friday night. The ceremony, an annual feature during the Pongal (harvest) festival, is conducted &#8220;to prevent the outbreak of mysterious diseases in the village&#8221;. 
The girls, Vigneswari and Masiakanni, dressed [...]]]></description>
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<p>In a bizarre ritual, two minor girls, both seven, from the remote Pallipudupet village in Tamil Nadu&#8217;s Villupuram district were </p>
<p>married off to frogs on Friday night. The ceremony, an annual feature during the Pongal (harvest) festival, is conducted &#8220;to prevent the outbreak of mysterious diseases in the village&#8221;. </p>
<p>The girls, Vigneswari and Masiakanni, dressed up in traditional bridal finery &#8212; gilded sarees and gold jewellery &#8212; married the frog &#8216;princes&#8217; in separate, elaborate ceremonies at two different temples in the presence of hundreds of villagers. </p>
<p>Amidst chanting of vedic hymns, the temple priests garlanded the brides and tied the magalsutras on behalf of the frogs pronouncing the two as wives of the amphibians before the sacred fire at the auspicious hour. </p>
<p>The villagers threw themselves into the ceremonies with gusto. While residents living in the western part of the village acted as relatives of the brides and those from the eastern part play-acted as relatives of the grooms. The ceremonies had all the usual elements of a traditional marriage including a sumptuous feast. </p>
<p>However, unlike the fairy tale `Frog Prince&#8217;, where the ugly toad turns into a handsome prince when the princess kisses it, the Villupuram village belles bid their amphibian grooms goodbye and lead a normal life thereafter. As for the terrified frogs, they are thrown back into the temple ponds after the ceremony. </p>
<p>Earlier the &#8216;relatives&#8217; of the brides came in a procession to the grooms&#8217; houses in the eastern part of the village to fix the marriage and later went to the temple pond to catch the frogs. The frog princes were tied to long sticks decorated with garlands for the marriage ceremonies. </p>
<p><img src="http://boozedout.com/wp-content/upload/frog_prince.jpg" alt="" title="frog_prince" width="317" height="308" class="alignright size-full wp-image-380" />An elderly woman of the village said the ritual was practised traditionally for several generations to ward off evil spirits and diseases from the village. </p>
<p>Villupuram district collector R Palaniswamy told TOI that he had deputed a team led by the district social welfare officer to visit the village and submit a detailed report. &#8220;The district administration proposes to evolve comprehensive schemes to motivate and enlighten the villagers against such evil and ignorant practises,&#8221; he said. But all these years the strange practice has been going on unchecked.</p>
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		<title>Plastic Surgery for the Dead</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was only a matter of time. You can get plastic surgery when you&#8217;re a spoilt teen, an image conscious middle ager and a shrivelled old hag. So why not have some when you&#8217;re dead?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was only a matter of time. You can get plastic surgery when you&#8217;re a spoilt teen, an image conscious middle ager and a shrivelled old hag. So why not have some when you&#8217;re dead?<br />
Undertakers say more and more people are asking to be tucked and smoothed out for their funeral to look good for their friends and family.</p>
<p>&#8220;People used to say, &#8216;Just throw me in a pine box and bury me in the back yard&#8217;,&#8221; said Mark Duffey, head of Everest Funeral in the US.</p>
<p>&#8220;But that&#8217;s all changing. Now people want to be remembered. A funeral is their last major event and they want to look good for it.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve even had people say, &#8216;I want you to get rid of my wrinkles and make me look younger&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
<p>Undertakers use a similar technique to Botox to smooth out wrinkles, and lips are plumped and cheeks are filled out.</p>
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