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Horny Grandma

The Booze — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:53:21 +0000

Aziz Ansari In NYC Blasting A Shitty Mixtape

The Booze — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:18:06 +0000

Haha what a hilarious idea. The Dawsons Creek song had me laughing the most. Why the hate on Summer Girls though? That song is the tits. “You’re the best girl that I ever did see, the great Larry Bird jersey 33″

Seat Savers

The Booze — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:37:53 +0000

What a clever product. I will be sure to use this anytime I take public transportation. Never know what kind of fat or ugly mess is gonna sit next to you. Especially if we’re talking about the Fung Wah. *shiver

Soup Nazi Interview

The Booze — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:19:22 +0000

Surprise, surprise…the real-life soup nazi is a dick. That dude needs to get over himself. His business would have zero chance of franchising outside NY if not for that Seinfeld episode. I hope that guy sitting next to him has a master plan to swindle his money away from him in this franchising venture.

Suicide Note

Doc Holliday — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:45:39 +0000

Sweet Ride

The Booze — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:19:51 +0000

Must…resist…urge…to…make…obvious…racist…joke…

Fight At The US Open

The Booze — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:08:52 +0000

This is why women suck. They run their mouths like nobody’s business and expect the guys they’re with to fight their battles for them. I’m told this kid was swearing too much for her liking and she said something to him. Honey, you’re in the nosebleed section. You aren’t entitled to good behavior. If you [...]

Got Him

The Booze — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:23:18 +0000

Google Autofill

The Booze — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:19:12 +0000

Between Two Ferns With Seth Galifianakis

The Booze — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:12:11 +0000

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns