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	<title>*boyspoke...we're not kidding around*</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>When Beauty Goes Bad</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/when-beauty-goes-bad/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/when-beauty-goes-bad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>racks and hoops</category>
	<category>dating</category>
	<category>blue balls</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/when-beauty-goes-bad/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Yes, looks are definitely a factor when deciding whether you're going to (a) hit that, (b) date that or (c) marry that.  I mean, sexual attraction is the difference between friends and more, so wouldn't you need to find someone attractive on the outside too in order to want to have sex with them? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do The Numbers Add Up?</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/do-the-numbers-add-up/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/do-the-numbers-add-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>unfunny</category>
	<category>dating</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/do-the-numbers-add-up/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Pardon me while I go all intellectual on you for a second here.
	So, I read an article by Gail Sheehy, author of Sex and the Seasoned Woman, called "Why Marriage Is Good Medicine for Men."  In it, she claims that marriage has actual physical benefits for men, including decreased stress, decreased chance of cancer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New Wave</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/the-new-wave/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/the-new-wave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>general bs</category>
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>rants</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/the-new-wave/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Let me offer up this campaign to Sprint for their new cell phone campaign.  You know, the one where they talk about how many minutes you have on your plan so you never have to worry about it?
	SETTING: A gym
SCENE:  It's a busy night at the gym.  There are many people milling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pimp My Ride, Please</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/pimp-my-ride-please/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/pimp-my-ride-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 13:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>general bs</category>
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>racks and hoops</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/pimp-my-ride-please/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	I'll preface this by saying that I was never one of those people who thought that showing off by buying a particular car was something that should be done.  I don't care what kind of car you drive.  In this city, the City of SUVs and High-End Luxury Cars, more often than not, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quality Programming</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/quality-programming/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/quality-programming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 13:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>general bs</category>
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>dating</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/quality-programming/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	So.  Last night, ABC premiered its series How to Get the Guy, a so-called "romantic reality" show that follows four San Francisco chicks over six episodes on their quest for the Holy Grail &#8212; er, I mean, loooooove, exciting and neeeeeeeeeew&#8230;.  They are "taking hold of their own romantic destinies and declare to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Won’t Screw Paris Hilton</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/why-i-wont-screw-paris-hilton/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/why-i-wont-screw-paris-hilton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>rants</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/why-i-wont-screw-paris-hilton/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Oh hell no.  Seriously.  And I had the chance.  You know she digs the Boyspokesmen.  (Okay, Boyspokesman.  Really, aren't there any guys out there who can put a coherent sentence together who want to rant about women and sit around, playing poker and smoking cigars and watching porn in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Summer Lovin’, Had Me A Blast</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/summer-lovin-had-me-a-blast/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/summer-lovin-had-me-a-blast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>general bs</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/06/summer-lovin-had-me-a-blast/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	The line from Clueless really is true:  "Sometimes, you have to show a little skin.  This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex."  Then again, as if we really needed any reminders?
	Here's the thing, though &#8212; it's summertime, especially here in Los Angeles.  Summer means tank-tops.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fool Me Twice…</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/fool-me-twice/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/fool-me-twice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 13:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>boobs</category>
	<category>racks and hoops</category>
	<category>dating</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/fool-me-twice/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	You know that picture of the aftermath of a couple having sex on a dusty car hood?  Snopes says it may not be real!  Gasp!  Insert shock and awe!  My world is crumbling as I write this.  
	My entire perspective on things having been thrown into disarray, I began wondering [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Interschnitzel, Bastion of Love</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/the-interschnitzel-bastion-of-love/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/the-interschnitzel-bastion-of-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 13:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>dating</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/the-interschnitzel-bastion-of-love/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	It's time once again for me to bring forth the spectre of online dating.  This time, I'm not going to talk about my own experiences with it&#8230;  no, this time, I'm going to take a look at other people's profiles and mock them openly.  Realize that these are lines from actual, real, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dress For Sexcess</title>
		<link>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/dress-for-sexcess/</link>
		<comments>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/dress-for-sexcess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 13:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		
	<category>girls</category>
	<category>boobs</category>
	<category>racks and hoops</category>
	<category>blue balls</category>
		<guid>https://boyspoke.com/index.php/2006/05/dress-for-sexcess/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	A good friend of mine (who happens to be female) and I were discussing clothes, for some God-knows-why reason.  I know absolutely nothing about fashion.  But I happened to mention that I had seen a woman in a wife-beater and camouflage pants earlier in the day, and that kind of turned me on [...]]]></description>
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